History Funny / PotterPuppetPals

* "I asked her to dance, she asked me to die. Would that I could, Lily... would that I could..." "My mum was awesome!"

* "I don't like Halloween! I don't like Harryween! I don't like ''any''ween! NOW [[{{Pun}} WEEN]] ME ALONE!"
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I found something sticky in the woods! Smell my finger and tell me where Ron is!"]]

--> '''Harry:''' Say hi, Draco!
--> '''Draco:''' Hi Draco.
--> '''Harry:''' No, say hi to the audience.
--> '''[[{{Troll}} Draco:]]''' Hi to the audience.

** Here you go: Your mother is a ____ing_____lorem ipsum___admittum venium____tragula____hippopotamus____Republican____and Creator/DanielRadcliffe____with a bucket of_____in a castle far away where no one can hear you____soup____with a bucket of____{{Mickey Mouse}}____a stick of dynamite____magical____ALAKAZAM!!!

-->'''Harry:''' YOU CAN HAVE MY FIRST IN YOUR FACE! I'm sorry Dumbledore, go on.

--> '''Harry:''' holds wand against his head like a gun* Well, Avada Kedavra!

* Snape's Potion Class, where he gives a long monologue about all the mystical properties that potions and elixrs can bestow. And then ends it by mentioning how it can help pick up chicks before dismissing the class. Harry pauses and asks Snape to teach him. He says no. It feels a lot like Snape was just trolling Harry.

** Here you go: Your mother is a ____ing_____lorem ipsum___admittum venium____tragula____hippopotamus____Republican____and Creator/DanielRadcliffe____with a bucket of_____in a castle far away where no one can hear you____soup____with a bucket of____{{Mickey Mouse}}____a stick of dynamite____magical____ALAKAZA­M!!!

* The episode kicks off with Snape describing a pretty messed-up dream he had the other night. [[CloudCuckooLander Dumbledore]] then tells him about a dream he had about being a pig on a farm, complete with sound effects. Snape tries to tell Dumbledore the mental scars the dream gave him, only to be inevitably ignored and interrupted.

%%[[This will later be be moved to the episode in which it appears]]* Snape is apparently really good at impersonations. Dumbledore is freaked out by it.
%%[[This will later be be moved to the episode in which it appears]]-->'''Dumbledore''': [[CloudCuckooLander So, wait. Who's Ron?]]
%%[[This will later be be moved to the episode in which it appears]]-->'''Snape''': You know. (dead-on impersonation of Ron) I'm Ron Weasley, Harry Potter's best friend. Hee hee hee hee!
%%[[This will later be be moved to the episode in which it appears]]-->'''Dumbledore''': Wow Snape! That's really creepy. I mean really creepy. And I run a school that's haunted. Never do that again.
%%[[This will later be be moved to the episode in which it appears]]-->'''Snape''': (very softly) I'm sorry.

* Ron's [[EpicFail attempts to defeat Voldemort]].

%%[[This will later be be moved to the episode in which it appears]]* "Mr. Potter, you haven't to potions class in two weeks. [[UpToEleven What are your college plans?!"]]

%%[[This will later be be moved to the episode in which it appears]]* "Someone BEAT ME UP and RANSACKED my room!"

** "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis What. Is this. Rumpus]]?!"
** "... Why must you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
** "Ron invaded my personal bubble".

* In "School is for Losers", Harry punches Snape with an actual human fist, and proceeds to play saxophone before the background changes and displays "Harry Potter is awesome".

%%[[AC:Harry's Nightmares]]

* Cedric... the foot.

** Neville self-destruct!
*** "He just wanted to be your friend, and you exploded him."

%%[[AC:Apparate!]]

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* "We're almost half way there!" [[PrecisionFStrike "FUCK!"]]
* Ron's [[EpicFail attempts to defeat Voldemort]] in "Wizard Angst".
* The one time the Wesley family's poverty is brought up:
-->Nice song Hagrid! But I can't afford mayonnaise!
** The sound Hagrid responds with, which is similar to someone gargling.
* According to Harry, Ron's scalp was filthy ''before'' the lice got to it.
* Snape is apparently really good at impersonations. Dumbledore is freaked out by it.
-->'''Dumbledore''': [[CloudCuckooLander So, wait. Who's Ron?]]
-->'''Snape''': You know. (dead-on impersonation of Ron) I'm Ron Weasley, Harry Potter's best friend. Hee hee hee hee!
-->'''Dumbledore''': Wow Snape! That's really creepy. I mean really creepy. And I run a school that's haunted. Never do that again.
-->'''Snape''': (very softly) I'm sorry.

* Voldemort yelling at Harry, Ron, and Hermione over the phone in "Wizard Swears".
* This gem from "Neville's Birthday":
-->'''Harry''': Where's the wizard booze?
-->'''Neville''': (gasp) We're not old enough to drink grown-up water, Harry! My grandmother-
-->'''Harry''': I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER! ''I'M HARRY POTTER!''
** Harry and Hermione note how everyone in Hogwarts is at the party, like [[TheCameo Cedric Diggory]], and... Ron.
-->'''Harry''': Small world.
* "The Vortex":
** The episode kicks off with Snape describing a pretty messed-up dream he had the other night. [[CloudCuckooLander Dumbledore]] then tells him about a dream he had about being a pig on a farm, complete with sound effects. Snape tries to tell Dumbledore the mental scars the dream gave him, only to be inevitably ignored and interrupted.
** Dumbledore and his old friend, "the Problem Stick".
* This exchange in "Snape's Diary" after a passage mentioning prunes:
-->'''Ron''': I like prunes!
-->'''Dumbledore''': (coming out of nowhere, [[RunningGag naked]]) [[InadvertentEntranceCue Did somebody say prunes?]]
-->'''Ron''': I said prunes! How did he know?
-->'''Dumbledore''': So what are you students up to? Studying for your classes?
-->'''Harry''': Actually, we're reading from Professor Snape's private diary that we stole from his room!
-->''(beat)''
-->'''Dumbledore''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint So you don't have any prunes then?]]
-->'''Harry''': Afraid not, Professor.
-->'''Dumbledore''': [[SeriousBusiness I am very disappointed in you, Harry.]]

%%[[AC:Potions Class]]

%%[[AC:School is for Losers]]

** Hagrid's song.
** [[NoodleIncident Hogwarts can't handle another infestation of wizard lice.]]

%%[[AC:Ron's Parents]]

%%[[AC:Draco Puppet]]
%%[[AC:Ginny]]
%%[[AC:Neville's Birthday]]
%%[[AC:Apparate!]]
%%[[AC:Dapper Ron]]
%%[[AC:Martial Arts]]
%%[[AC:Magic Can Solve Any Problem]]
%%[[AC:Harryween]]




* "Does it feel ''nice'', Ron?! I bet it feels ''nice''."

** Draco likes [[KillItWithFire fire]].
* "Dear Mr. and Mrs. my [[RougeAnglesOfSatin parants.]]"
* "Your grandmother is a blast-ended skank!" Cue a long gasp from Neville.
* Harry realizing that Ron and Ginny look exactly like each other in "Ginny" after Ginny gets a haircut.

* Dobby's Sock!
* From "Neville's Birthday": "What the slash-fic?" Also, naked!Dumbledore popping out of Neville's cake.
** [[MemeticMutation CHILDREN EATING CAKE INSIDE THEIR MOOOUUTHS]]!!

** Neville self-destruct!
*** "He just wanted to be your friend, and you exploded him."

* In "School is for Losers", Harry punches Snape with an actual human fist, and proceeds to play saxophone before the background changes and displays "Harry Potter is awesome".
* Pretty much anything that comes out of Hagrid's mouth.
** "I still keep mah placenta in da shack."
** "Got 'em a dead pig."
* Cedric... the foot.
* Neville's birthday cake. Thanks. Dumbledore.
-->'''Harry''': "The cake is tainted. Literally tainted."
* "Someone BEAT ME UP and RANSACKED my room!"
* The last minute of "Apparate!" where Harry's frivolous use of Apparating [[GoneHorriblyWrong goes horribly wrong.]] Made even funnier with Hermione walking in while Harry's panicking and [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere immediately turning around and walking out.]]
** Harry Potter in Japan. [cue sparkly anime eyes] So kawaii!

** At one point, Harry apparates to the same spot he's standing in. Hermione asks if that's exactly what he did, and he replies with a "Yes" with absolutely no shame in his voice.
** '''Snape:''' (fused with Ron and Harry as Hermione walks into the room) ''Hermione, please help me!'' (Hermione quickly walks out)
* Harry's introduction to "Harry's Nightmares."
--> I have seen some ''shit''.
** Every single one of his nightmares is one.
** [[RunningGag And then s/he tried to kill me with a hammer.]]
* Ron trapped in the vortex. "I think I'm going through puberty!"
* Harry introducing the new Puppet Pals channel, offhandedly mentioning the Sesame Street Riots.
-->'''Harry''': Come join us, as we take control of our lives and endeavor to destroy humanity!
-->'''Hermione''': (In an extremely bored tone) We're not destroying humanity.
* Snape's Potion Class, where he gives a long monologue about all the mystical properties that potions and elixrs can bestow. And then ends it by mentioning how it can help pick up chicks before dismissing the class. Harry pauses and asks Snape to teach him. He says no. It feels a lot like Snape was just trolling Harry.
* Harry's immediate response to Dumbledore in "Neville's Birthday"
-->'''Dumbledore:''' May I have your attention please?
-->'''Harry:''' YOU CAN HAVE MY FIRST IN YOUR FACE! I'm sorry Dumbledore, go on.
* TheReveal in "Wizard Lice" that [[spoiler: Dumbledore is an android. A ''gay'' android.]]
* Dumbledore got Neville a magic yo-yo that wards away girls.
* This epic GilliganCut:
-->'''Harry''': At least [the party] it's not for three hours!
-->(cut to them at the party)
-->'''Harry''': I need to stop taking my three hour naps!
* "Mr. Potter, you haven't to potions class in two weeks. [[UpToEleven What are your college plans?!"]]

* Cool Ron in "The Vortex"
--> Now let's have a beach party. In. London.
* Harry in "Wizard Angst" banging his head against the wall repeating "Angst, angst, angst."

* "Voldemort. Voldemort. Ooh Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort!" * da da da da da... dum...*
* "Look! It's a giant furry mattress! May I jump on it?" "Yes, do as you wish, you diseased child."
** Hagrid's song in the same episode.
** [[NoodleIncident Hogwarts can't handle another infestation of wizard lice.]]
* "It's naked time!"
* "I mean everything I've ever said, ever. Because [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I'm. Harry. Potter.]]" *cue lightning strike*
* Ron's plan in "Trouble at Hogwarts" for defeating Voldemort, which involves [[spoiler:gunning down Voldemort with Uzis]].

* '''BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!'''

* The main trio's reaction to Snape's new mustache in "Mustache Buddies".
** Snape's reaction to Voldemort's proposal of the mustache.

-->'''Harry''': 'Afraid not, Professor.

-->'''Dumbledore''': ''[[SeriousBusiness I am very disappointed in you, Harry.]]''

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** Here you go: Your mother is a ____ing_____lorem ipsum___admittum venium____tragula____hippopotamus____Republican____and Creator/DanielRadcliffe____with a bucket of_____in a castle far away where no one can hear you____soup____with a bucket of____WesternAnimation/{{Mickey Mouse}}____a stick of dynamite____magical____ALAKAZA­M!!!

* [[ItMakesSenseInContext"I found something sticky in the woods! Smell my finger and tell me where Ron is!"]]
* When Hermione finds out that [[spoiler: Voldemort kidnapped Ron]] the first thing she says is, "What does he want with Ron? [[ButtMonkeyRon is useless."]]