History Funny / PoliceAcademy

-->'''Mahoney:''' Yes sir, I can, and [[ADateWithRosiePalms if you don't stop doing that you could go blind.]]

Cue to everbody {{Corpsing}} as Harris walks by, and Jones letting out a whinny.

--> '''Mahoney:''' Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and that will change.

--> '''Mahoney:''' Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and all of that will change.

--->'''Kirkland:''' [[GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex Oh, Eugene!]]

* When Hightower goes to defend Hooks after Copeland drops a racial slur, you can see Blankes [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere whistling and walking away]] as Hightower approaches the squad car, as if to say “Sorry, bud, you’re on your own here.”

* An undercover Mahoney gives his name as "Jughead", prompting Zed to start crying. Why?

'''Harris:''' Shut up, Proctor! ''(three chickens jump down at him, in a row)''\\

* In one of the pranks Mahoney pulls on Proctor, the former waits until the latter has entered a port-a-potty and has it hooked to a crane, and dropped in the middle of a crowded football stadium. Afterwards, the bottom bolts get unscrewed and the shell of the port-a-potty is pulled off, revealing Proctor sitting on the toilet in full sight of everyone. To cap it off, when the ''Star-Spangled Banner'' starts playing, [[CompletelyMissingThePoint he stands up and puts his hand over his heart.]] Without even considering pulling up his pants first.

** Made even funnier in the TV dub when Tackleberry's cursing is cut and replaced with less offensive terms. Harris' reaction works just as well and makes one believe Tackleberry would've actually said something so wacky.
* Poor Tackleberry misses out on the riot, and throws a fit.

* Poor Blankes and Copeland try to escape some rioters, and end up in the Blue Oyster, ''again!''

* Larvell Jones using his vocal sound effects to various degrees, from 'playing' an arcade video game to imitating the sound of machine gun fire. This technically counts for all the Police Academy movies, especially when he uses this to troll almost anyone with, in particular Harris and Mauser.
* The entire scene with Lassard having to give a speech while simultaneously receiving the attentions of a call girl is sidesplitting. And after the speech is done, he gets back to his senses, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} sort off]] and walks back to the podium to figure out what was going on. Mahoney emerges from beneath.

* Mahoney smear shoe cream on Harris' speaker, making a ring around his mouth. Harris then talks to Lassard that some of the recruits will be exhausted and drop out, Lassard starts laughing at the mark, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Harris thinks he's laughing of what he said and starts laughing with him]].

* Sweetchuck, before becoming a cadet, owns a shop in the worst part of the city. He locks up the store with vary of stuff, but most notable is a ''bear trap'' for the back exit and tops its off with an '''electrical ''barb wired'' gate'''.

--->'''Check Out Girl''': Excuse me sir, you forgot your food stamps!

-->'''Tackleberry:''' Mahoney, [[spoiler:I'm a virgin!]]

* The horrified look on Tackleberry's face while he watches Kirkland's father and brother bare-knuckle box each other.

* The scene where the inmates [[spoiler:trick Proctor into releasing them, under the pretense that they]] are playing Simon Says:

* Proctor squees about a gang of ninjas in what appears to be a throwaway gag. Turns out there really ''is'' a gang on ninjas locked in the cells. After the breakout, they end up on a boat in the harbor and get in a fight with Nogata, Callahan and Jones.

* This one plays out over a few scenes. First, Harris gives Zed some flak and Zed mumbles "Jerk." When Harris reacts, a girl who's coming onto him replies, "He said bye," obviously trying to keep things from escalating. Zed later gets his revenge in the locker room by switching out Harris's deodorant for pepper spray. Later still, Harris interrupts Zed's class (with his arms kept up in a brace) to warn everyone to keep an eye on their pepper spray in future, and Zed finishes the BrickJoke by saying, "Bye," heeding what happened earlier.

Que to everbody {{Corpsing}} as Harris walks by. And Jones letting out a whinny.

* Bud Kirkland and Mrs. Fackler watching TV late at night. When Tackleberry comes to send the cadets to bed, a voice on the tv yells "YOU'RE DEAD MEAT COPPER!!!" Tackleberry quickly turns and [[ShootTheTelevision fires at the TV]], nearly shooting his brother in law.

** Zed holding a tube of his shampoo in a way like he's holding a knife while Sweetchuck is in the shower.

** Harris and Proctor have commandeered a hot-air balloon in order to pursue two of the escaped prisoners. Spotting them, Proctor is about to shoot it down with a shotgun before Harris stops him. Figuring that they need to get off a warning shot, Proctor fires into the air... [[TooDumbToLive puncturing the balloon]].

* Proctor squees about a gang of ninjas in what appears to be a throwaway gag. Turns out there really ''is'' a gang on ninjas locked in the cells. After the breakout, they end up on a boat in the harbor and get in a fight with Callahan and Jones.

** A shrimp hits Pete in the face
-->'''Pete:''' YOU STUPID BASTARD!!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcho6wArwDI Dork.]]

* Bud Kirkland and Mrs. Fackler watching TV late at night. When Tackleberry comes to send the cadets to bed, a voice on the tv yells "YOU'RE DEAD MEAT COPPER!!!" Tackleberry quickly turns and fires at the TV, nearly shooting his brother in law.

* Proctor squees about a gang of ninjas in what appears to be a throwaway gag. Turns out there really ''is'' a gang on ninjas locked in the cells.

'''Callahan:''' Oh shit!

* The shark scene. Tackleberry puts a gun to the snout. The shark leaves immediately.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBv_t3lQRBc Sugar farted in the elevator, with the other crooks and hostage Lassard still inside.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pobCoKFEfXk Harris]] and [[AssShove the horse]].[[note]]Even better, some insist that the horse is actually a ''mare'' - AKA a ''female'' horse - so his head may have ended up in the ''[[Administrivia/DoWeHaveThisOne other]]'' hole.[[/note]]