"DROP THAT STEREO BEFORE I BLOW YOUR GODDAMN NUTS OFF, ASSHOLE!!!"
"Tackleberry, we really need to talk."
Poor Tackleberry missis out on the riot, and throws a fit.
Lassard: (watches Tackleberry curiously) What's wrong with this man?
Barbara: Well there was gunplay, sir, and he missed it.
Poor Blankes and Copeland try to escape some rioters, and end up in the Blue Oyster, again!
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
Sweetchuck, before becoming a cadet, owns a shop in the worst part of the city. He locks up the store with vary of stuff, but most notable is a bear trap for the back exit and tops its off with an electrical barb wired gate.
This classic gem:
Tackleberry: Mahoney, I'm a virgin!
[Sees the entire bar he and Mahoney were in start to stare at him]
Tackleberry: You people go about your business before I crack some skulls!
What exactly happens when Mauser uses glue instead of shampoo.
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
Zed making Sweetchuck's time at the academy miserable.
Zed scares Sweetchuck with his flashlight, then shines it on his face.
Zed holding a tube of his shampoo in a way like he's holding a knife while Sweetchuck is in the shower.
Zed: You wanna borrow my shampoo? Sweetchuck:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
"Listen, the busboys are shoo—" [a gun points at his nose] "—ting my nose."
Proctor screaming in pain when the elevator closed.
In one of the pranks Mahoney pulls on Proctor, the former waits until the latter has entered a port-a-potty and has it hooked to a crane, and dropped in the middle of a crowded football stadium. Afterwards, the bottom bolts get unscrewed and the shell of the port-a-potty is pulled off, revealing Proctor sitting on the toilet in full sight of everyone. To cap it off, when the Star-Spangled Banner starts playing, he stands up and puts his hand over his heart. Without even considering pulling up his pants first.
Police Academy 5: Assignment-Miami Beach
Sugar, the fat jewel thief, is eating a jelly doughnut, accidentally squirts one of the other two jewel thieves in the face.
Mouse: Egh, he squirted me with the donut! Tony:[hitting him with a map] That's disgusting! Sugar: I'm sorry!
Harris and Proctor's "private plane".
Proctor: This is great! Our very own airplane! Animals to play with! Harris: Proctor, why do I put up with you? Proctor: Because my sister married your nephew. So that makes us- Harris: Shut up, Proctor! (three chickens jump down at him, in a row) Proctor: I think they like you!
Proctor throws an unconscious Harris to the ground in anger for the thieves' escape.
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
Fackler playing pool. He hits one guy in the head with a ball, hits another guy in the groin with the cue stick, and hits another guy with it in the head.
Fackler: Its okay if you guys are tired. I'll shoot again.
Ox: Knock knock. Hightower: Who's there? Ox: Boo. Hightower:Boo who? Ox: Quit crying. It'll be over in a moment. Hightower: That's it! Ox: Huh? Hightower: Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line. [POOW]
The cadets seeing two Commissioner Hursts.
Fake Hurst: That man is an imposter! Real Hurst: Me? No! He's the imposter! Harris:(and Proctor walks up to the Fake Hurst) Move it! Move it! Commissioner Hurst! These people have violated their suspensions, and I demand that they'd be brought up on charges! Real Hurst: Oh Harris, shut up! (Harris and Proctor looked behind them) Fake Hurst: Oh shut up, Harris! (Then quickly looks back)
Two of the Wilson Heights gang members get behind the car Harris and Proctor are in, sticking their tongues and making faces.
Harris: I have a sixth sense- Proctor: Sir? Harris: Will you let me finish? I have a sixth sense- Proctor: But sir- Harris: Will you let me finish? I have a sixth sense when it comes to- Proctor: But sir- Harris: Stop interrupting me! I have a sixth sense when it comes to crime! (one of the gang members stick a raccoon tail on the car antenna and both wave good-bye. Proctor waves back)
Officer: You mean you were here during the robbery? Harris: No, of course not! Proctor: Yeah we were sir, they came and went just a few minutes ago. [overlapping with Harris]I tried to tell you. Don't you remember, when we were inside the car? Harris:[overlapping with Proctor] Shut up, Proctor. Shut up, Proctor. Shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up... Harris:SHUT UP!
Harris is stuck in the hole and has to run at the truck's speed, Flintstones-style.
Proctor: You know, running is the best form of an aerobic exercise.