Harris: You told no one? Mahoney: Not a soul. Que to everbody Corpsing as Harris walks by. And Jones letting out a whinny.
Tackleberry taunting Leslie to punch him, Leslie slaps him instead.
Larvell Jones using his vocal sound effects to various degrees, from 'playing' an arcade video game to imitating the sound of machine gun fire. This technically counts for all the Police Academy movies, especially when he uses this to troll almost anyone with, in particular Harris and Mauser.
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
Sweetchuck, before becoming a cadet, owns a shop in the worst part of the city. He locks up the store with vary of stuff, but most notable is a bear trap for the back exit and tops its off with an electrical barb wired gate.
This classic gem:
Tackleberry: Mahoney, I'm a virgin!
[Sees the entire bar he and Mahoney were in start to stare at him]
Tackleberry: You people go about your business before I crack some skulls!
What exactly happens when Mauser uses epoxy instead of shampoo.
Mauser: Can anyone explain to me how this happened? *holds up hands, covered in his own cemented hair*
In one of the pranks Mahoney pulls on Proctor, the former waits until the latter has entered a port-a-potty and has it hooked to a crane, and dropped in the middle of a crowded football stadium. Afterwards, the bottom bolts get unscrewed and the shell of the port-a-potty is pulled off, revealing Proctor sitting on the toilet in full sight of everyone. To cap it off, when the Star-Spangled Banner starts playing, he stands up and puts his hand over his heart. Without even considering pulling up his pants first.
Proctor squees about a gang of ninjas in what appears to be a throwaway gag. Turns out there really is a gang on ninjas locked in the cells.
The amazonian Callahan jumping into the pool to simulate a drowning victim in need of rescue, which also shows that she isnt wearing a bra under her now very wet and translucent shirt, then asks who wants to rescue her. Every single male cadet pool side jumps in after her.
Police Academy 5: Assignment-Miami Beach
Sugar, the fat jewel thief, is eating a jelly doughnut, accidentally squirts one of the other two jewel thieves in the face.
Mouse: Egh, he squirted me with the donut! Tony:[hitting him with a map] That's disgusting! Sugar: I'm sorry!
Harris and Proctor's "private plane".
Proctor: This is great! Our very own airplane! Animals to play with! Harris: Proctor, why do I put up with you? Proctor: Because my sister married your nephew. So that makes us- Harris: Shut up, Proctor! (three chickens jump down at him, in a row) Proctor: I think they like you!
Proctor throws an unconscious Harris to the ground in anger for the thieves' escape.
Lassard accidently dropping golf balls from an open side pocket in his golf bag all over the airport terminal, causing quite a bit of pratfalls.
The three thieves breaking into the museum, with Sugar descending his rope too quickly.
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
Fackler playing pool. He hits one guy in the head with a ball, hits another guy in the groin with the cue stick, and hits another guy with it in the head.
Fackler: Its okay if you guys are tired. I'll shoot again.
Ox: Knock knock. Hightower: Who's there? Ox: Boo. Hightower:Boo who? Ox: Quit crying. It'll be over in a moment. Hightower: That's it! Ox: Huh? Hightower: Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line. * POW*
The cadets seeing two Commissioner Hursts.
Fake Hurst: That man is an imposter! Real Hurst: Me? No! He's the imposter! Harris:(and Proctor walks up to the Fake Hurst) Move it! Move it! Commissioner Hurst! These people have violated their suspensions, and I demand that they'd be brought up on charges! Real Hurst: Oh Harris, shut up! (Harris and Proctor looked behind them) Fake Hurst: Oh shut up, Harris! (Then quickly looks back)
Two of the Wilson Heights gang members get behind the car Harris and Proctor are in, sticking their tongues and making faces.
Harris: I have a sixth sense- Proctor: Sir? Harris: Will you let me finish? I have a sixth sense- Proctor: But sir- Harris: Will you let me finish? I have a sixth sense when it comes to- Proctor: But sir- Harris: Stop interrupting me! I have a sixth sense when it comes to crime! (one of the gang members stick a raccoon tail on the car antenna and both wave good-bye. Proctor waves back)
Officer: You mean you were here during the robbery? Harris: No, of course not! Proctor: Yeah we were sir, they came and went just a few minutes ago. [overlapping with Harris]I tried to tell you. Don't you remember, when we were inside the car? Harris:[overlapping with Proctor] Shut up, Proctor. Shut up, Proctor. Shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up... Harris:SHUT UP!
Harris is stuck in the hole and has to run at the truck's speed, Flintstones-style.
Proctor: You know, running is the best form of an aerobic exercise.