History Funny / PokemonRubyAndSapphire

* An NPC can be found within Mauville City contemplating on whether or not she should enter the Contest Spectacular with her Pokémon, and asks her Pokémon if he feels "Positive or Negative" about it. Said Pokémon's a Minun. Right behind her is a man contemplating entering the Contest Spectacular as well just so that he could see said "beauty".

* A female Cool Trainer on Route 111, before she challenges you, says that your Pokemon look like serious actors and that she wants to ask you "for an engagement", which makes it sound like she's proposing to you. It's made even funnier if you're playing as a girl, but in Emerald after you beat her, she only mentions wanting to be friends with more strong trainers like you. Still funny though. This is probably why they changed her dialogue to "Could I ask you for a battle?" in Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire.
* In the museum in Slateport, when you encounter Team Aqua (Sapphire/Emerald) or Team Magma (Ruby), the grunt you fought in Petalburg Woods and Rusturf Tunnel will give you a TM. What's in this TM? Thief, which [[HypocriticalHumor he claims fits]] ''[[HypocriticalHumor you]]'' [[HypocriticalHumor rather than him]] before running off in the middle of his job.

-->'''Chaz:''' Well, actually, we talked for about 40 minutes, but it was still amazing!

* An NPC can be found within Marville City contemplating on whether or not she should enter the Contest Spectacular with her Pokémon, and asks her Pokémon if he feels "Positive or Negative" about it. Said Pokémon's a Minun. Right behind her is a man contemplating entering the Contest Spectacular as well just so that he could see said "beauty".

* An NPC can be found within Marville City contemplating on whether or not she should enter the Contest Spectacular with her Pokémon, and asks her Pokémon if he feels "Positive or Negative" about it. Said Pokémon's a [[PunnyName Minun]]. Right behind her is a man contemplating entering the Contest Spectacular as well just so that he could see said "beauty".

* One of [=BuzzNav=]'s HNN reports is this, just after you beat the Champion. In an interview, Prof. Birch will reveal that he used to change the player character's diapers while claiming that he was the first one to spot his/her talent back then. Unfortunately (or fortunately for the player character), the video of his interview got cut off before he could say more. [=BuzzNav=] is more or less the equivalent of ''national'' television. Could come across as Heartwarming another way.

* "The air is tasty here!"

--> Give it a walloping
--> Throw a lot of weight on it
--> Wring it tightly
--> Drop it from really high up
--> Burn it severely
--> Submerge it intensely
--> Thrash it hard
--> [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Knead it massively]]

--> Fire the laser beam delicately
--> Fire the laser beam a bit more
--> Fire the laser beam fairly judiciously
--> Fire the laser beam [[TotallyRadical like whoa]]

--> '''Magma Grunt:''' Today's smell check of our beds is done! They're fine. They smell good.

--> '''Zinnia's grandmother:''' ''silver-haired dreamboat said he was headed back to Rustboro.''

** A couple of them even gripe about the entrance fee!

* One of [=BuzzNav=]'s HNN reports is this, just after you beat the Champion. On interview, Prof. Birch will reveal that he used to change the player character's diapers while claiming that he was the first one to spot his/her talent back then. Unfortunately (or fortunately for the player character), the video of his interview got cut off before he could say more. [=BuzzNav=] is more or less the equivalent of ''national'' television. Could come across as Heartwarming another way.

* One of BuzzNav's HNN reports is this, just after you beat the Champion. On interview, Prof. Birch will reveal that he used to change the player character's diapers while claiming that he was the first one to spot his/her talent back then. Unfortunately (or fortunately for the player character), the video of his interview got cut off before he could say more. BuzzNav is more or less the equivalent of ''national'' television. Could come across as Heartwarming another way.

* For Spanish players there's the scene in Route 118 where either Latios or Latias comes asking for help. Its presence is announced by a cry which the subtitles describe as [[PokemonSpeak "tioooos" or "tiaaaas"]]. Hilariously, "tios" (and its femenine form "tias") [[InMyLanguageThatSoundsLike is a colloquial term in Spain]], which could be translated as "guys" or "dudes". Hence, for a Spanish player, it looks like Latios or Latias is saying to Steven and the player "hey, guys, what's up?".

* For Spanish players there's the scene in Route 118 where either Latios or Latias comes asking for help. Its presence is announced by a cry which the subtitles describe as [[PokemonSpeak "tioooos" or "tiaaaas"]]. Hilariously, "tios" (and its femenine form "tias") [[InMyLanguageThatSoundsLike is a colloquial term]], which could be translated as "guy" or "dude". Hence, for a Spanish player, it looks like Latios or Latias is saying to Steven and the player "hey, guys, what's up?".

* There is a Hiker in Granite Cave who claims to have gotten lost on his way to the Contest Spectacular Hall. The closest of which lies in Slateport, across the sea. [[EpicFail And the route does not require entering the Granite Cave at all.]] Sadly, you cannot help the guy out.

* Tabitha calls Steven a "[[WhiteHairedPrettyBoy silver-haired pretty boy.]]"

--> '''Zinnia's grandmother:''' ''[[WhiteHairedPrettyBoy That silver-haired dreamboat]] said he was headed back to Rustboro.''

* When you enter Battle Resort, there is a cutscene where Wally goes ahead of you and goes straight past Maxie/Archie and their Admins. Yes, [[IllGirl Wally]] being able to ''push aside'' [[FatBastard Tabitha]] or [[ScaryBlackMan Matt]] is just ridiculous it ends up being funny. Extra points for inflicting MaamShock on Courtney ''and'' Tabitha, or on just Shelly.
* [[http://i.imgur.com/TZ4JUqc.png Brendan insisting he did not go to Lilycove City to buy plushies.]] Even though after this, going to Brendan's house shows that he has a brand new Swablu plushie. [[{{Irony}} Compared against]] ''Wally's'' new found levels in badass more than a little funnier.

* Wallace's camp extends far beyond his new outfit. In his pre-battle conversation with you, he'll suddenly pose for a surprise photoshoot, complete with shutter flashes and close-ups. For no apparent reason. He does this again when he gives you the Waterfall HM for beating him and again in the cutscene that appears after you encountered him in the contests for the first time[[note]]Although it makes sense this time due to [[spoiler: being next to his niece Lisia, a celebrity who's known for doing a similar pose while talking about the contests]][[/note]].

* Basically, in Dewford Town, there is a trendy phrase. You can make what's "hip, happening, and trendy" almost ANYTHING. Even "ADULT ANIME". This works a bit differently in the remakes where instead of doing a "trendy phrase", you can start a trend about anything found within your backpack and "what's cool about them". Of course, this doesn't prevent you from doing things like "Ether parties".

* Basically, in Dewford Town, there is a trendy phrase. You can make what's "hip, happening, and trendy" almost ANYTHING. Even "ADULT ANIME". This works a bit differently in the remakes where instead of doing a "trendy phrase", you can start a trend about anything found within your backpack and "what's cool about them".

* In the Petalburg Gym, the [[http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150123141702/pokemon/images/2/29/Petalburg_City_Gym_ORAS.png Ace]] [[http://cdn2.gamefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/o503.jpg Trainers]] are all [[NonstandardCharacterDesign unusually]] [[DoesNotLikeShoes barefoot]]. This is because they're standing on tatami mats, as is Norman when you reach his room. But since your character isn't made to go barefoot as well, this implies the player has rudely trudged across delicate mats without taking off their shoes.

** One of them complains he should've brought his Gameboy Advance.

* Wattson's PerpetualSmiler face now has a close-up animation before the battle begins.

* During the drought/drizzle, the old couple staring out into the sea at Lilycove comment that they married ''during the same current weather years ago.''
** This means they married during a famine or a flood.

* After becoming Champion, you can find Gym Leaders Tate and Liza searching through the doll section with a suited man on the 5th floor of the Lilycove Mall. The suited man is a worker of the Mossdeep Space Center who is trying to study more on space travel and has asked the young gym leaders to help him by using their psychic powers. However, since they are so young, he is less than successful and tries to buy them dolls to "butter them up" and help him out.

* In the Petalburg Gym, the [[http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150123141702/pokemon/images/2/29/Petalburg_City_Gym_ORAS.png Ace]] [[http://cdn2.gamefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/o503.jpg Trainers]] are all [[NonstandardCharacterDesign unusually]] [[DoesNotLikeShoes barefoot]]. This is because they're standing on tatami mats, as is Norman when you reach his room. But since your character isn't made to go barefoot as well, this implies the player has rudely trudged across delicate mats without taking off their shoes.

** Or perhaps even worse, [[ADateWithRosiePalms Hard Stone Habit]].

--> Fire the laser beam like whoa

* Despite now being constrained to what's in your item bag, the Dewford trendy phrase still allows for some hilarious combinations. Like [[ICantBelieveItsNotHeroin Bright Powder Parties.]]

* In the Battle Maison, one Punk Guy says after you beat him, "Wahhh! You're scary! Stop picking on me!"

** The Italian dialogue is even funnier: he apologizes with "S-sorry...! Nothing got broken I hope? I know that at a certain age, breaking a bone can be dangerous..."