History Funny / PinkFlamingos

** This lady: "[[Understatement It's a little gross]], but I liked it." Then followed by this man: "It was, uh, really the grossest thing I've seen". Kudos to the trailer editor for the clever juxtaposition.

** The random moviegoer [[FlippingTheBird shoving their middle finger]] towards the camera.

* Indeed, the fact that this movie is listed in ''Literature/OneThousandAndOneMoviesYouMustSeeBeforeYouDie'' is quite funny; even funnier is the fact it got inducted to the UsefulNotes/NationalFilmRegistry in 2021; and even funnier than THAT is the film being added to Creator/TheCriterionCollection in 2022.

* Indeed, the fact that this movie is listed in ''Literature/OneThousandAndOneMoviesYouMustSeeBeforeYouDie'' is quite funny; even funnier is the fact it got inducted to the UsefulNotes/NationalFilmRegistry in 2021.

* Indeed, the fact that this movie is listed in ''Literature/OneThousandAndOneMoviesYouMustSeeBeforeYouDie'' is quite funny; even funnier is the fact it got inducted to the UsefulNotes/NationalFilmRegistey in 2021.

* Indeed, the fact that this movie is listed in ''Literature/OneThousandAndOneMoviesYouMustSeeBeforeYouDie'' is quite funny.

** "I'll handle this. [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Mother, shut up]]."

-->'''Reporter 2''': Is there no wrong?

-->'''Reporter 3''': Do you hope to get new followers with this publicity?

-->'''Reporter 4''': What if we decide to not print this story, Miss Divine? What then?

-->'''Reporter 4''': Yes.

-->'''Reporter 2''': Thanks for the scoop, Divine! Next month's sales should be booming!

-->'''Reporter 3''': Always count on her for a story, I can tell you that!

-->'''Reporter 1''': Do you believe in god?

-->'''Crackers''': You are god!
-->'''Cotton''': You are god!
-->''Both laugh''

-->'''Divine''': Well, if nothing is printed, we might be in the mood for a barbeque. Get what I mean? A HUMAN barbeque! End of questions and answers period! Proceed with the executions! They are finished, and a lovely couple they are! Aren't they? Gentelmen of the press, get ready because you are about to witness the biggest news event of the year! '''LIVE HOMICIDE'''!

-->''shoots Raymond, points gun at Connie''
-->'''Divine''': Connie Marble, you stand convicted of ASSHOLISM! The proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie! That's it!

-->'''Divine''': No further questions, no further pictures! I HAVE SPOKEN!

-->'''Divine''': Well, if nothing is printed, we might be in the mood for a barbeque. Get what I mean? A HUMAN barbeque! End of questions and answers period! Proceed with the executions! They are finished, and a lovely couple they are! Aren't they? Gentelmen of the press, get ready because you are about to witness the biggest news event of the year! Live homicide!
-->''points gun at Raymond''

-->''Shoots Connie''

-->'''Divine''': I *am* God!

-->''Divine'': '''AND NOW FOR THE FEATHERS!!''' Only we're not going to run you out of town, we're going to kill you! Kill kill kill! Shoot shoot shoot! Questions and answers!
-->''Reporter 1'': Do you believe in god?
-->''Divine'': I *am* God!
-->''Reporter 2'': Is there no wrong?
-->''Divine'': There is right, and there is wrong. ''I'' have ''never'' been wrong, Mr. Goldstein!
-->''Reporter 3'': Do you hope to get new followers with this publicity?
-->''Divine'': I certainly hope so, Mr. Kazan! I didn't invite you here to jerk off, you know! Get this all down! Don't miss one single word!
-->''Reporter 4'': What if we decide to not print this story, Miss Divine? What then?
-->''Divine'': Oh, Mr. Vader! See them? ''(Indicates Connie and Raymond)'' Does that answer your question? I have your address, and I know you have a wife and child, is that correct?
-->''Reporter 4'': Yes.
-->''Divine'': Well, if nothing is printed, we might be in the mood for a barbeque. Get what I mean? A HUMAN barbeque! End of questions and answers period! Proceed with the executions! They are finished, and a lovely couple they are! Aren't they? Gentelmen of the press, get ready because you are about to witness the biggest news event of the year! Live homicide!

-->''Divine'': Connie and Raymond Marble, you have breathed your last breath! You have sighed your last sigh! You are no longer ALIVE!

-->''Divine'': Connie Marble, you stand convicted of ASSHOLISM! The proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie! That's it!

-->''Divine'': No further questions, no further pictures! I HAVE SPOKEN!
-->''Reporter 2'': Thanks for the scoop, Divine! Next month's sales should be booming!
-->''Divine'': Thank you for coming!
-->''Reporter 3'': Always count on her for a story, I can tell you that!

* The entire speech Divine Gives to the tabloid reporter

--->'''Mr. Vader:''' Divine, are you a lesbian?
--->'''Babs:''' Yes, I have done everything!
--->'''Mr. Vader:''' Does blood turn you on?
--->'''Babs:''' It does more than turn me on, Mr. Vader, it makes me cum! And more than the sight of it, I love the taste of it, the taste of hot freshly killed blood!
--->'''Mr. Vader:''' Could you give us some of your political beliefs?
--->'''Babs:''' Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! [[ImAHumanitarian Advocate cannibalism!]] [[{{Foreshadowing}} Eat shit!]] Filth are my politics, filth is my life!

** There's also the look in her face after Cotton reads the birthday card that addressed her as 'Fatso'.

* Indeed, the fact that this movie is listed in ''Literature/1001MoviesYouMustSeeBeforeYouDie'' is quite funny.

*** The package containing the turd was addressed to "Baabs Johnson: A trailer, Baltimore, Maryland."

* If you can watch the whole thing (Seriously, [[SchmuckBait I dare you]]), its mere existence is hilarious. LargeHam acting, ridiculous fashion tastes, {{Camp}}, it's worth every minute.

** There's also the look in her face after Cotton reads the birthday card that addressed her as 'Fatso'.