History Funny / PinkFlamingos

-->'''Divine''': OH MY GOD ALMIGHTY, SOMEONE HAS SENT ME A BOWEL MOVEMENT!!!
-->''after a few lines''
-->'''Crackers''': Nobody sends ''you'' a turd and expects to live!

-->'''Crackers''': (While throwing tar on Connie and Raymond, both tied to a tree) Burn my momma's house down will ya? You goddamn worm! Fuckin' piece of lousy shit!
-->'''Divine''': '''AND NOW FOR THE FEATHERS!!''' Only we're not going to run you out of town, we're going to kill you! Kill kill kill! Shoot shoot shoot! Questions and answers!
-->'''Reporter 1''': Do you believe in God?
-->'''Divine''': I ''am'' God!
-->'''Crackers''': You are God!
-->'''Cotton''': You are God!
-->''(Both laugh)''
-->'''Mr. Goldstein''': Is there no wrong?
-->'''Divine''': There is right, and there is wrong. ''I'' have ''never'' been wrong, Mr. Goldstein!
-->'''Mr. Kazan''': Do you hope to get new followers with this publicity?
-->'''Divine''': I certainly hope so, Mr. Kazan! I didn't invite you here to jerk off, you know! Get this all down! Don't miss one single word!
-->'''Mr. Vader''': What if we decide to not print this story, Miss Divine? What then?
-->'''Divine''': Oh, Mr. Vader! See them? ''(Indicates Connie and Raymond)'' Does that answer your question? I have your address, and I know you have a wife and child, is that correct?
-->'''Mr. Vader''': Yes.
-->'''Divine''': Well, if nothing is printed, we might be in the mood for a barbeque. Get what I mean? A '''HUMAN''' barbeque! End of questions and answers period! Proceed with the executions! They are finished, and a lovely couple they are! Aren't they? Gentelmen of the press, get ready because you are about to witness the biggest news event of the year! '''LIVE HOMICIDE'''!
-->''(points gun at Raymond)''
-->'''Divine''': Connie and Raymond Marble, you have breathed your last breath! You have sighed your last sigh! You are no longer ALIVE!
-->''(shoots Raymond, points gun at Connie)''
-->'''Divine''': Connie Marble, you stand convicted of '''ASSHOLISM'''! The proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie! That's it!
-->''(Shoots Connie)''
-->'''Divine''': No further questions, no further pictures! '''I HAVE SPOKEN'''!
-->'''Mr. Goldstein''': Thanks for the scoop, Divine! Next month's sales should be booming!
-->'''Divine''': Thank you for coming!
-->'''Mr. Kazan''': Always count on her for a story, I can tell you that!

-->'''Mr. Vader:''' Divine, are you a lesbian?
-->'''Babs:''' Yes, I have done everything!
-->'''Mr. Vader:''' Does blood turn you on?
-->'''Babs:''' It does more than turn me on, Mr. Vader, it makes me cum! And more than the sight of it, I love the taste of it, the taste of hot freshly killed blood!
-->'''Mr. Vader:''' Could you give us some of your political beliefs?
-->'''Babs:''' Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! [[ImAHumanitarian Advocate cannibalism!]] [[{{Foreshadowing}} Eat shit!]] Filth are my politics, filth is my life!

** This lady: "[[{{Understatement}} It's a little gross]], but I liked it." Then followed by this man: "It was, uh, really the grossest thing I've seen". Kudos to the trailer editor for the clever juxtaposition.