History Funny / Phelous

* The skit at the end of the [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Specialman]] review. Specialman just sings his name and rams into criminals, until he rams into a "sinking" Titanic-Bot and ends up in the hospital. [[spoiler:Then an exasperated Bat Hero shows up, and when Specialman points out that Bat Hero is wanted by the police, Robert Cop takes care of it after Specialman rams into Bat Hero and flatlines.]]

* The Spider-Man Motorcycle review is just ''magical'', particularly the siren. [[spoiler:Its 'siren' is "La La Love On My Mind" by Anne Wisbourn, and instead of racing around it bobs up and down like a very slow mechanical bull.]]

* Phelous decides to review a bootleg Franchise/{{Pokemon}} game, referred to as ''Pokémon: Strange Gold''. [[spoiler:It's actually [[{{Creepypasta}} Pokémon: Lost Silver]], complete with Phelous succumbing to Lavender Town Syndrome]].

** [[FreakOut Being horrified]] to see that [[spoiler:Clark Kent becomes BATMAN! That's not what REALLY happens, but it does in this video and it's hi-larious!]]

* ''[[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} Jaxfield Sits Around The House!]]''

** It satirizes creepypastas' tendency to frequently describe something as having lasted a certain amount of seconds or minutes and takes it UpToEleven by having the narrator describe stuff in minutes ''and'' seconds simultaneously. At one point WritersCannotDoMath is parodied with the narrator describes something as having lasted "2 minutes and ''67 seconds''".

** Nothing weird actually happens in the video game, but the narrator thinks it is cursed due to [[InsaneTrollLogic making loose connections with his personal life and drawing absurd conclusions]], such as thinking a dead dog is a reference to his dog getting taken away or a wheelchair being connected to how he saw a wheelchair earlier in the day.

** Nothing weird actually happens in the video game, but the narrator thinks it is cursed due to [[InsaneTrollLogic reading loose connections with his personal life and drawing absurd conclusions]], such as thinking a dead dog is a reference to his dog getting taken away or a wheelchair being connected to how he saw a wheelchair earlier in the day.

-->'''Harry:''' *''staring at a bloody wall where dogs were once chained up''* "What the..? What is it?"
-->'''Phelous:''' "'''Blood.''' Hope it's not '''''Cheryl's''''' blood."

-->'''Cybil:''' "Have you got a gun?"
-->'''Phelous!Harry:''' "I got a shotgu- oh, wait, no I don't."

[[folder: Halloweenie]]

-->'''Halloweenie''': They FUNSIZED my pumpkiiin! I'm lying, it's an orange. I don't know how to carve a pump- (straight to next cut)
-->'''Halloweenie''': For years we've been sold on these mini lies with the lie fun-size. Well, do you know what's fun to me? Killing pe- More Candy!

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-->[[TemptingFate "Let's just hope these two never meet."]] (They immediately turn around to face each other.) [[PrecisionFStrike Oh fuck,]] [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone what have I done?]]

--->'''Vampire:''' Vampirism! It's super effective!

--> '''Bat Hero''': "Hmm, my bat sense is tingling."
--> '''Blue Turbo Galaxy Ranger''': "That's Spider-Man!"

--> '''Spider Ranger''': Boy, it sure is lonely being the only Flying Ranger in town.\\
'''Goku''': Perhaps I could help, Spider Ranger? *chuckles*\\
'''Spider Ranger''': Goku, that would be great! But you don't have wings.\\
'''Goku''': Uh, I'm a Saiyan, I can fly without wings.\\
'''Spider Ranger''': Yeah, but you're really supposed to have wings to be a Flying Ranger.\\
'''Goku''': I got an idea!\\

'''Spider Ranger''': Hey, that actually worked! Now you're a Flying Ranger, too!\\
'''Goku''': Ha ha, nope, I'm dead!\\

'''Spider Ranger''': [[BigNo NOOOOO!]]

--> ''"How big of an asshole would I be if I put '''ICE''' in the water? Haha! ({{Beat}}) I'm doing a TITANIC THAT TURNS INTO A TRANSFORMER. It's too late for dignity now."''
** Bat Hero and Steffi Love try to use the Titanic-Bot to re-enact Rose "flying" in ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}'', but fall face-first into the water due to it being too small for Bat Hero to stand on.

* The skit at the end of the [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Specialman]] review. Specialman just sings his name and rams into criminals, until he rams into a "sinking" Titanic-Bot and ends up in the hospital. [[spoiler: Then an exasperated Bat Hero shows up, and when Specialman points out that Bat Hero is wanted by the police, Robert Cop takes care of it after Specialman rams into Bat Hero and flatlines.]]

* The Spider-Man Motorcycle review is just ''magical'', particularly the siren. [[spoiler: Its 'siren' is "La La Love On My Mind" by Anne Wisbourn, and instead of racing around it bobs up and down like a very slow mechanical bull.]]

* Phelous decides to review a bootleg Franchise/{{Pokemon}} game, referred to as ''Pokémon: Strange Gold''. [[spoiler: It's actually [[{{Creepypasta}} Pokémon: Lost Silver]], complete with Phelous succumbing to Lavender Town Syndrome]].

--> [Dinosaur Invincibility] broke twice over the course of this video and I wasn't even rough on it. (cut to Phelous tapping it with a hammer)

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlkwQ19tTd8 ''Dragon Ball Z Budokai Set'']] is so bad, that according to Phelous, the figures emit an odor of death. Which leaves him rather... [[{{Understatement}} unimpressed]].

[[folder: Miraculous Merchandise Zone]]

-->'''Phelous:''' (points and gestures at the toy) And now look what you did, you've just got me blathering on about Pepsis, way to go!
-->'''Phelous/Convoy:''' Little does he know, that was my plan the whole time! Heh heh heh.
-->'''Phelous:''' (cans are now gone) You know what, just for that... (puts a Coke can on the trailer)
-->'''Phelous/Convoy:''' (shrieks in pain) Aaaaahhhh! (wheezy inhale) [[WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie Power...fading...until the day...'til all colas are Pepsi]].

--> (''over sped-up footage of Splinter's monologue'') Wow, this is Splinter's best speech over!\\

--> Oh! Didn't like that! Shut right off.

[[folder: Mortal Kombat: Konquest]]

[[folder: MK Defenders of the Realm]]

[[folder: Old Man Reads Creepypasta]]

[[folder: ''Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation'']]

[[folder: Other Videos]]

** [[FreakOut Being horrified]] to see that [[spoiler: Clark Kent becomes BATMAN! That's not what REALLY happens, but it does in this video and it's hi-larious!]]

->'''Old Man''': [[SelfDeprecation Phelous hasn't been funny since ''Mac and Me''.]] [[RunningGag He's completely useless now...]]

* The "Michelangelo is High?" bit returns, this time in response to Mikey saying what sounds like "the rain of a thousand [[{{Mondegreen}} bongs!]]"

** Just as brilliant is 'Motorcycle the Pooh' ([[Main/BlatantLies who is riding a four-wheeler]]) that wildly spins around to [[Music/{{PSY}} Gangnam Style]].

* Michaelangelo is particularly annoying in this episode, so much so that at one point, the "Michaelangelo Is Brain Dead" bit gets used twice in the span of ''ten seconds''.

* At one point, Leo steals a sandwich from Mikey, prompting the latter to call him out for it. This results in the "Michaelangelo is Brain Dead" bit to be mutated to feature Leo instead.

* Early in the episode, after Mikey nonsensically repeats what someone else said, the "Michaelangelo is Brain Dead" bit gets mutated once again, this time into "Michaelangelo is High?"

* The "Michaelangelo is High?" bit returns, this time in response to Mikey saying what sounds like "the rain of a thousand [[{{Mondegreen}} bongs!]]"

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlkwQ19tTd8 ''Dragon Ball Z Budokai Set'']] is so bad, that according to Phelous, the figures emit an odor of death. Which leaves him rather... unimpressed.

* The skit at the end of the ''Mighty Car'' review, which has a hilariously bad plush of Stone Cold Steve Austin and Phelous doing a "It was me, Austin!" moment with Steffi Love admitting she killed Bat Hero.

* The ''Dragon Ball Z Budokai Set'' is so bad, that according to Phelous, the figures wreak of the odor of death. Which leaves him... unimpressed.
** The figures themselves are absolutely hideous; deformed, out of scale, splitting at the seams, and the colors are for the most part wrong. Special mention goes to Super Saiyan Gohan colored Piccolo.
* While better than the Budokai set, the ''Dragon Ball Z Ultimate Set'' is still full of hilariously bad figures; including a Krillin in a green gi with a split down his head, a giant Kid Goku with a flesh-colored tail, a very chipper regular-haired Super Saiyan Goku with black eyebrows, a Super Saiyan Vegito with melting earrings, a blue-haired Gotenks with a Christmas-colored super ghost kamikaze attack, and a Super Saiyan Vegeta with blue eyebrows.

** "Aw man! I want the magic stiiiiiick!"
** During the Weirdness rating, Phelous says there's something really wrong about the stupid Super Saiyan Goku.
*** "Split head Krillin barely knows who he is."

* The whole dang WesternAnimation/{{Thomas| The Tank Engine}} Franchise/{{Transformers}} review.

* Some of the episode's flashbacks are replaced with a clip from WesternAnimation/ClerksTheAnimatedSeries with Leo and Raph's faces placed on the characters from that show. "Why are we walking like this?"

[[AC:Unchain My Heart Part 2]]
* Early in the episode, after Mikey nonsensically repeats what someone else said, the "Michaelangelo is Brain Dead" bit gets mutated once again, into "Michaelangelo is High?"

* Michaelangelo is particularly annoying in this episode, to the point that at one point, the "Michaelangelo Is Brain Dead" bit gets used twice in the span of ''ten seconds''.