History Funny / Phelous

26th Sep '16 12:20:50 PM dsneybuf
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* Since the Little Princess "[[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Ariel]]" doll (aka, "Fishtits") doesn't come with a human outfit, Phelous and Lupa realize that when she loses her lacy mermaid tail, she has to run around pantless, exposing her "butt weave".

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* Since the Little Princess "[[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Ariel]]" doll (aka, "Fishtits") doesn't come with a human outfit, Phelous and Lupa realize that when she loses her lacy mermaid tail, she has to run around pantless, exposing her "butt weave". Lupa calls her "[[SarcasmMode decent]]" after they put some mismatched shoes on her feet.
24th Sep '16 1:12:57 PM dsneybuf
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* Since the Little Princess "[[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Ariel]]" doll (aka, "Fishtits") doesn't come with a human outfit, Phelous and Lupa realize that when she loses her lacy mermaid tail, she has to run around pantless, exposing her "weave".

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* Since the Little Princess "[[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Ariel]]" doll (aka, "Fishtits") doesn't come with a human outfit, Phelous and Lupa realize that when she loses her lacy mermaid tail, she has to run around pantless, exposing her "weave"."butt weave".
23rd Sep '16 10:18:33 PM dsneybuf
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* Since the Little Princess "[[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Ariel]]" doll (aka, "Fishtits") doesn't come with a human outfit, Phelous and Lupa realize that when she loses her lacy mermaid tail, she has to run around pantless, exposing her "weave".
21st Aug '16 4:45:37 PM chasemaddigan
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[[folder:Smallville Series Finale]]
* His video of watching the ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' series finale and [[FreakOut being horrified]] to see that [[spoiler: Clark Kent becomes BATMAN! That's not what REALLY happens, but it does in this video and it's hi-larious!]]
** Also, his constant laughter and screaming throughout the finale.

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[[folder:Smallville Series Finale]]
[[folder: Halloweenie]]
* [[StylisticSuck His video of watching reviews as "Halloweenie"]]. ''Everything''. From the ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' series finale fake skull "mask", to the skull on his desk wearing a baseball hat and [[FreakOut being horrified]] glasses (no doubt a reference to see that [[spoiler: Clark Kent becomes BATMAN! That's not what REALLY happens, but it does in this video [[https://twitter.com/Phelous/status/247484004729769985/photo/1 this]] picture he posted on Twitter), to the [[LargeHam hamminess]], to the SpecialEffectsFailure, to the intentionally shoddy editing, and to the horrible "jokes".
-->'''Halloweenie''': They FUNSIZED my pumpkiiin! I'm lying,
it's hi-larious!]]
** Also, his constant laughter and screaming throughout
an orange. I don't know how to carve a pump- (straight to next cut)
-->'''Halloweenie''': For years we've been sold on these mini lies with
the finale.lie fun-size. Well, do you know what's fun to me? Killing pe- More Candy!



[[folder: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Action Figures]]
* His review of the deluxe 1987 ''TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' action figures; which doubles as a massive TakeThat to the Irate the 80s subseries from TheIrateGamer, copying mannerisms, review styles, bad economic logic, and rating the figures a [[SoOkayItsAverage Nostalgic Okay]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Halloweenie Series 2012]]
* [[StylisticSuck His reviews as "Halloweenie"]]. ''Everything''. From the fake skull "mask", to the skull on his desk wearing a baseball hat and glasses (no doubt a reference to [[https://twitter.com/Phelous/status/247484004729769985/photo/1 this]] picture he posted on Twitter), to the [[LargeHam hamminess]], to the SpecialEffectsFailure, to the intentionally shoddy editing, and to the horrible "jokes".
-->'''Halloweenie''': They FUNSIZED my pumpkiiin! I'm lying, it's an orange. I don't know how to carve a pump- (straight to next cut)
-->'''Halloweenie''': For years we've been sold on these mini lies with the lie fun-size. Well, do you know what's fun to me? Killing pe- More Candy!
[[/folder]]



[[folder: Silent Hill Revelation]]
* "A POP-TART JUMP SCARE?!?!? DAMN YOU, SILENT HILL REVELATION!! DAMN YOU TO PASTRY HELL!!!"
* The constant jokes about [[AdaptationalHeroism Pyramid Head being a hero]]. He even plays Music/EnriqueIglesias' "Hero" [[SoundtrackDissonance over the arm chopping scene and the climax]].

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[[folder: Silent Hill Revelation]]
Mortal Kombat: Konquest]]
* "A POP-TART JUMP SCARE?!?!? DAMN YOU, SILENT HILL REVELATION!! DAMN YOU TO PASTRY HELL!!!"
* The constant jokes about [[AdaptationalHeroism Pyramid Head being a hero]]. He even plays Music/EnriqueIglesias' "Hero" [[SoundtrackDissonance over
[[RunningGag "Quan Chi as Siro the arm chopping scene and the climax]].uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhest Mortal Kombat Characterrr]]



[[folder: Resident Evil Retribution]]
* "Barry Celebration time!!"
--> (After quoting Barry's lines) "Barry doesn't do it at all in this movie, so bet your ass I'm going to do it."
* Phelous actually returned to watch RE-Extinction to count all the naked-Alice visible in the final shot.
--> '''Phelous''': I hope you enjoy the pointlessness I put myself throught for these videos. You don't? Cool.
* ''"And now we return to the "Alice Show", where we must save Alice because she's so damn important"'' (Alice's face mid-sentence, looking retarded) ''"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!"''
** The face was also used previously when pointing out Suburbia!Alice didn't bother to check if [[NiceGirl "Nicedriguez"]] was still alive after she picked them.
---> '''Phelous''': ''(Retarded!Alice face pops up)'' Assholeeee!
** Part 2 uses it again.
---> '''Phelous!Alice''': (Sending Becky alone) Hey, run up ahead. I'll check my wound by myself, That way you can possibly get killed by a zombie by yourself. ''(Retarded!Alice face pops up)'' Duuhuuu!
* After pointing out that the Red Queen created zombies that can shoot at people:
--> '''Phelous''': Wow. Just, wow. I don't even care anymore. She may as well just pull out the rainbow-unicorn-zombie-she-created-online-made-real-from-a-virtual butt rain acid from the ceiling shoot them with his laser eyes. (All completed with a drawing of said unicorn)
** Then another plot-hole from the Red Queen comes.
---> '''Phelous''': Get ready for all the answers when the unicorn shows up!
* In both parts, Phelous points out Alice is ''"supposed"'' to NOT having powers, still kicking zombie ass.
** Part1: Yeap. "NO POWERS". WOW. [[SarcasmMode What a regular person]] [[DullSurprise she is right now]].
** Part2: ''(singing)'' ''No powers. No powers. Janus Prospero is an ordinary girl∼.''
* ''"Bye, [[NiceGirl Nicedriguez]]. You might have been completely pointless to the plot, but you showed me MichelleRodriguez playing a [[PlayingAgainstType different character]]"
* His utter disgust to Barry's death scene.
--> '''Phelous!Barry''': ''(gets killed)'' Glad I was in this movie...
--> '''Phelous''': Good waste of your Barry, Retribution. (adopts Barry voice) You're a stupidity sandwich.
--> '''Phelous''': THIS MOVIE IS A FARCE! A FUCKING FARCE!
** Also another big offender to him was that Barry and Jill never got to interact unlike the games, so he puts repetitions of their game exchanges.
---> '''Phelous''': I don't care! It was worth it.

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[[folder: Resident Evil Retribution]]
Other Videos]]
* "Barry Celebration time!!"
--> (After quoting Barry's lines) "Barry doesn't do
His video of watching the ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' series finale and [[FreakOut being horrified]] to see that [[spoiler: Clark Kent becomes BATMAN! That's not what REALLY happens, but it at all does in this movie, so bet your ass I'm going to do it."
* Phelous actually returned to watch RE-Extinction to count all
video and it's hi-larious!]]
** Also, his constant laughter and screaming throughout
the naked-Alice visible in finale.
* His review of
the final shot.
--> '''Phelous''': I hope you enjoy the pointlessness I put myself throught for these videos. You don't? Cool.
* ''"And now we return
deluxe 1987 ''TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' action figures; which doubles as a massive TakeThat to the "Alice Show", where we must save Alice because she's so damn important"'' (Alice's face mid-sentence, looking retarded) ''"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!"''
** The face was also used previously when pointing out Suburbia!Alice didn't bother to check if [[NiceGirl "Nicedriguez"]] was still alive after she picked them.
---> '''Phelous''': ''(Retarded!Alice face pops up)'' Assholeeee!
** Part 2 uses it again.
---> '''Phelous!Alice''': (Sending Becky alone) Hey, run up ahead. I'll check my wound by myself, That way you can possibly get killed by a zombie by yourself. ''(Retarded!Alice face pops up)'' Duuhuuu!
* After pointing out that
Irate the Red Queen created zombies that can shoot at people:
--> '''Phelous''': Wow. Just, wow. I don't even care anymore. She may as well just pull out the rainbow-unicorn-zombie-she-created-online-made-real-from-a-virtual butt rain acid
80s subseries from TheIrateGamer, copying mannerisms, review styles, bad economic logic, and rating the ceiling shoot them with his laser eyes. (All completed with figures a drawing of said unicorn)
** Then another plot-hole from the Red Queen comes.
---> '''Phelous''': Get ready for all the answers when the unicorn shows up!
* In both parts, Phelous points out Alice is ''"supposed"'' to NOT having powers, still kicking zombie ass.
** Part1: Yeap. "NO POWERS". WOW. [[SarcasmMode What a regular person]] [[DullSurprise she is right now]].
** Part2: ''(singing)'' ''No powers. No powers. Janus Prospero is an ordinary girl∼.''
* ''"Bye, [[NiceGirl Nicedriguez]]. You might have been completely pointless to the plot, but you showed me MichelleRodriguez playing a [[PlayingAgainstType different character]]"
* His utter disgust to Barry's death scene.
--> '''Phelous!Barry''': ''(gets killed)'' Glad I was in this movie...
--> '''Phelous''': Good waste of your Barry, Retribution. (adopts Barry voice) You're a stupidity sandwich.
--> '''Phelous''': THIS MOVIE IS A FARCE! A FUCKING FARCE!
** Also another big offender to him was that Barry and Jill never got to interact unlike the games, so he puts repetitions of their game exchanges.
---> '''Phelous''': I don't care! It was worth it.
[[SoOkayItsAverage Nostalgic Okay]].



[[folder: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde]]
* As Phelous prepares for the review, he looks for a suitable Hyde in the mirror until he finds [[spoiler:Sub-Zero]]. They each tell him to "do something else", while he responds with a deadpan "no". It gets funnier when Ed Glaser shows up in the mirror.
* Joking that JonStewart composed the music for this movie before doing ''TheDailyShow'' [[note]] It's actually Jon '''''Stuart'''''[[/note]]
-->"'''''IT'S SPELT DIFFERENTLY!!!'''''"
* Pointing out how stupid it is for Dr. Jekyll to make the potion that turns him into Mr. Hyde with poison, then gives up.
-->"[[{{Angrish}} ZRRGHDGDGH...!]] Cheers." ''(drinks a vial of poison)''
* "Yes, I am Mr. POOF!"
* "It's almost like [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids people thought the tortured tale of a man with an evil split personality who goes out and murders wouldn't make a good children's cartoon]]...''idiots''!"
* The running gag where Lanyon just can't get over that ''conversation''!
* "Stop me if you dare! [[AntiClimaxBoss Ooh, you stopped me! I'm easily defeated!]]"
* "I have an important task for you, Jekyll." "You will help me destroy Franchise/SpiderMan!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Smiley]]
* Film/{{Smiley}}. Just...the whole thing.
--> '''SadPanda''': Good thing I know how to use internet cheat codes.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Deadly Friend]]
* '''♪Paul, the Genius DUMBASS!♪'''
* Phelous gives BB his own voice acting; his Cookie Monster voice is fitting for the robot.
* "Paul, the Genius Dumbass" [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation is responsible for BB being unable to speak]] because [[{{Lobotomy}} he keeps pulling out memory cards on BB's motherboard]].
-->'''Phelous!BB''': [=BB=] finally learning to talk-
-->'''Phelous!Paul''': Hey, [=BB=], the paperboy wants to see your brain. (removes it)
-->'''BB''': Argh! (deactivates)
-->'''Phelous!Paul''': Look at it, looks like a chipboard. (chuckles) (puts it back)
-->'''Phelous!BB''': (distorted) [=BB=] finally learning to (devolves into gibberish)
* The dead-on comparison of BB's voice to the [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Tasmanian Devil]].
* A minor RunningGag comes in the form of editing in [[Film/{{Tremors}} Nestor Cunningham's "All right!"]] during scenes that involve [[ActorAllusion Sam's dad]].[[spoiler:.. which manages to make the scene of him knocking Sam down the stairs a bit of BlackComedy since, due to editing, that is practically ''all he says during it'']].
* During Sam's nightmare of stabbing her dad with a broken glass vase, Dixie-land music is editing in over it.
** Said music is later edited in during BB's ''death scene by shotgun''.
* This quote:
--> '''Phelous''': ♪[[Music/{{Styx}} Domo arigato, Mrs. Roboto! Domo DOMO-]]♪
--> '''Phelous!BB''': But BB's MISTER Roboto!
--> '''Phelous!Sam''': But Sam's MRS. Roboto!
--> '''Blue Screen Of Death''': [[LogicBomb Sam crashed]] but it's OK / It's just a human brain / [[InsaneTrollLogic Reset it again]]
--> '''Phelous''': CRITICAL ERROR!
* In a CallBack to his ''Film/{{Troll 2}}'' review, him scoring the infamous [[YourHeadAsplode basketball-to-the-head scene]] with [[TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey Also Sprach Zarathustra]].
* Phelous keeps cutting to the basketball-to-the-head scene as shorthand for, well, ''everything.'' Explanation of how stupid the movie is? Headsplosion. Sam displaying superstrength? Headsplosion. This movie is stupid? Headsplosion! Headsplosion doesn't explain anything? [[LogicBomb HEADSPLOSION!]]
** Apparently, Paul punching Tom's head [[ManipulativeEditing repeatedly until Headsplosion]] is too silly, so instead [[spoiler:Sam's going to jump out a window and "beat Tom's head into the ground until he dies of injuries"]].
* "Oh, man, a robot in the family! That's wacky!" as a reference to Lupa's review of "Robot in the Family."
* The rather nonchalant way Phelous says that "Tom's recovering from his latest concussion after playing in traffic".
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Jacob's Ladder]]
* While his review of ''Film/JacobsLadder'' is mostly depressing, due to Phelous acting more cynical and how it ends, it does have a funny moment where he talks about a scene he likes in the movie where Jacob hears a voice say "Dream on" in the hospital and [[NothingIsScarier the source is never shown]]. He wonders what would happen if those responsible for ''Film/SilentHillRevelation3D'' had written the scene. Cue the clip being edited with the infamous poptart jump scare and a ScareChord.
** At the start of the review, he admits that the film isn't really a "fun movie". [[GilliganCut And then we have a soldier spinning around and screaming set to]] "[[Theatre/TheSoundOfMusic The Hills Are Alive]]".
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Aladdin: The Adventure of All Time]]
* The opening of the video [[NegativeContinuity handwaves]] the dramatic ending of Jacob's Ladder like it was another of Phelous's regular deaths.
* The RunningGag of Paige's grandfather getting out his gun.
* Humpty-Dumpty's graphic [[note]]egg-yolk splattering[[/note]] death.
* After Aladdin and Paige make Blackbeard into what he is with the magic lamp, Aladdin cuts his beard, much to Phelous' aggravation.
--> "YOU DID THIS TO HIM, YOU STUPID ALADDIN-HOLE!"
* Phelous notes that Cleopatra's servant girls wear really skimpy outfits, which normally show the underside of their breasts that barely cover their nipples. Then there is an [[OffModel off model]] shot of them that makes it look like they're wearing ''crotchless pants.''
-->'''Phelous:''' ''WHAT THE '''FUUUCK'''?!'' Time for my rating: Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time gets a '' '''hard R''' '' for nudity!
* Phelous notes that one of the recently released prisoners from prison is a skeleton, who prances around the street. He grimly says that now this undead abomination shall walk the earth forever!
* This bit of dialogue:
-->'''Scheherazade:''' "...I'm going to hide the lamp in a place it will never be found."
-->'''Scheherazade!Phelous:''' "[[spoiler: [[CrossesTheLineTwice My vagina!]]]]"
* His completely tearing apart the movie's honestly twisted and horrific MoralDissonance (the villain is evil for trying to change history, but our "heroes" are directly responsible for history's greatest villains and atrocities and we're supposed to praise them for it) is as hilarious as it is awesome.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Time Machine (I Found At a Yard Sale)]]
* The dinosaur and Phelous and Lupa's reactions to it.
* Lupa's offscreen SkywardScream during the belly dancer sequence.
* Fat Grandma steals the show.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Psycho Santa]]
* In order to demonstrate how the movie drags in, the entire review has the movie narrated by Phelous imitating the narrator and giving every single unimportant detail while skipping the actual death.
-->'''Narrator''': [[ShowerScene And then she decided to take a shower]].
-->'''Woman''': I don't think I need to hear that...
-->'''Narrator''': ''[[BlatantLies It's very important to the story!]]''
* This part of Phelous's end-of-review sketch.
-->'''Santa:''' ...and now I will destroy Christmas forever!\\
'''Phelous:''' I can't let you do that, Santa! And now we must [[BigWordShout FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!]]\\
''Cut to Phelous back on his couch.''\\
'''Phelous:''' [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome So anyway to make a long story Santa killed me.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Gingerdead Man]]
* Phelous makes it seem like the reason why James says "Put your gun down, please." [[BrokenRecord multiple times]] while Millard holds him at gunpoint... is because Millard kept not liking the way he said it.
* "Oh no, we're out of Johns Daphne. What are the kids gonna do without their whiskey cookies?"
* [[spoiler:Cookie Monster]] saving the day.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Birdemic 2]]
* Phelous' depiction of James Nguyen's "dream wife", which is a picture of James Nguyen Photoshop to have a bird's beak and long, blonde hair.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Hello Mary-Lou: Prom Night II]]
* "The crown is mine, bitch!"
* Phelous' AlternativeCharacterInterpretation that the principal is trying to kill Mary-Lou so ''he'' can be Prom Queen instead of her.
* "I LOVED YOOOOU!!!"
** "This is a really beautiful moment, isn't it? MichaelIronside in a knitted sweater crying over Priest-Buddy. Never forget."
*** "[[HypocriticalHumor Eh, forget it.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Prom Night III: The Last Kiss]]
* This, when Mary-Lou is seducing Alex:
-->'''Alex''': I must be dreaming!
-->'''Mary-Lou''': (low, gravelly voice) [[Film/JacobsLadder Dream on.]]
-->(FadeToBlack, then fade in to Alex at the bottom of the stairs he fell down shortly before with a puddle of blood near his head)
* Phelous's utter confusion and frustration with the fact that ''four'' people were in love with Alex: [[HoYay his best friend Shane]], [[IncestYayShipping his sister]], his girlfriend Sarah, and [[NoYay Mary Lou]].
** It's even more hilarious when Shane actually acts lovingly towards Alex by constantly listening to his problems, suggesting they run away together, and even tucking him in when he falls asleep.
-->'''Phelous!Alex''': Look, Shane, I know I haven't been that good of a friend lately, but I got asked if I was a [[VideoGame/BadDudes bad enough dude to rescue the president]], [[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles fell in some Mutagen]], [[DragonBallZ went Super Saiyan 2]], then buried some bodies in the football field and boinked a ghost.
-->'''Phelous!Shane''': [[UnderstandingBoyfriend Keewl]]! Let's run away together!
* Phelous demonstrates Alex's utter powerlessness when trying to threaten to break up with Mary Lou with this:
-->'''Mouse''': You better stay the hell away from my cheese! Or else!
-->'''Bear''': Okay, mouse, I don't want any trouble...
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext You think they'll find him]]?" *cue Phelous editing in police siren lights and Alex getting shot in the head*
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Beauty and the Beast (Good Times version)]]
* DERP CAT! A-whee-oooh! (Sung to the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMU2NwaaXEA&t=0m57s last few notes]] of the ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales'' theme)
* Phelous points out that this beast looks like a cross between a warthog and a [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Goomba]].
** Once Beauty and her father arrive to the castle, the dad [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 stomps on the Beast and gets +100 points]]. Problem solved.
* Beauty's delayed reactions to anything.
** And also her unbelievable bad acting when she "gasps in surprise".
* Him making fun of the animation style. He mostly pokes fun of Beauty's blank expressions and dull eyes.
* The running gag of the father throwing anything useless to the dumpster... even ''himself'' '''''and''''' ''Phelous''.
-->'''Phelous!Dad''': [[TakeThatMe Phelous hasn't been funny since Mac and Me]]. He is completely useless now.
-->''(Phelous gets thrown to the dumpster)''
-->'''Phelous''': [[LampshadeHanging How did he throw me to the trash if he's already in here?!]] Is that supposed to be scary?! Shut up. {{Beat}} Wait a minute, I'm telling myself to shut up? That doesn't make sen- SHUT UP!! {{Beat}} I keep digging this hole!
** As well as the running gag of a zoom-in on an OffModel still frame of his wall-eyed face as Phelous goes "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PznoLkN62Js EEYUUUUGGHN]]".
* The naming of Beauty.
--> '''Phelous!Dad''': I'll name you Beauty. (first ugly sister appears) Oh! Uh, never mind! Uh, I'll name ''you'' Beauty! (second sister appears) Oh, damn it! Uh, third time's the charm!
* Phelous harping on the fact that the Beast is afraid he will die a DeathByDespair...out of ''loneliness''. Not out of a broken heart, but because he's ''lonely''. Never mind the fact that he had been alone for plenty of time, or the fact that he could call Clara at any time to give him an anti-loneliness power-up.
* As a RunningGag, Phelous inserted bootleg versions of Lumiere and Cogsworth.
** When the father arrives to the castle the first time:
--> '''Dad''': Hello... Is the master of the castle here?
--> '''Phelous!Dad''': What's that song I hear playing in here? ''[[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast "Be out guest, Be our guest. Eat our food, leave us dead"]]'' Well, don't mind if I do. ''"EEYUUUUGGHN"''.
--> '''Dad''': I'm a traveler who lost his way.
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Bonjour, my friend! I'm Lumiere, and welcome to castle-
--> '''Phelous!Dad''': Woo, a delicious candle ''(eats the candle)''
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Sacre fuckin' bleu.
--> ''(Later. While the Beast is beating up snow)''
--> '''Phelous!Beast''': So, you dare to steal from me, Winter? I'll destroy you!
--> '''Phelous!"Cogsworth"''': So... The Beast is still punching snow, huh?
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Yup.
--> '''Phelous!"Cogsworth"''': So, Wanna see if the Beast two castles down needs some servants?
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Yup.
* "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
** In Part 2:
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Ho ho! The return of Lumiere. Oh, screw it, I know this is just gonna end badly. I quit.
--> ''(Beauty and Beast are left alone in silence)''
--> '''Phelous!Beast''': Awkwaaaard...
* Clara being generally useless:
** First she can't distinguish between a door and a window. ''So she tries to get out from said "door"''.
** Pointing out how even Clara seems so disinterested in the plot that she started to diss Beauty.
** Also for the dance scene:
--> '''Phelous''': Who's playing music? Is Clara a one-man band?
--> '''Phelous!Clara''': (with a bunch of instruments in front of her) ''Wow, wow. There's a beauty and the asswipe or something, tale as old-...'' (VerbalBackspace) Oh, shit. [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast That's the other one]]. Who gives a fuck. Goin' out to piss on those flowers.
* When the beast asks Beauty if he frightened her.
-->'''Phelous!Beast''': I'm really scary...right, right, you were scared, right?!
-->'''Phelous!Beauty''' (thinking): (''beat'') I hope a fly doesn't get in my mouth...
* After Beauty kneels in front of the beast to thank him for not killing her.
-->'''Phelous!Beast''': Whoa, whoa, whoa, this isn't the Beauty and the Beast porno, woman!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Lion and the King]]
* [[RageBreakingPoint THE CROCODILE'S NAME IS]] [[Film/CrocodileDundee DUNDEE]]?!!
* Lingering on and repeating several of the more laughable quotes in slow-motion.
-->'''The King:''' The diamonds! My God!

-->'''Robin:''' Your father the black panther is [[ShapedLikeItself your father?!]]

-->'''Myu-Myu:''' But perhaps we could be friends.
-->'''Robin:''' Hmm, I dunno...I think we should be enemies.
** Phelous later splices in the last quote into a scene with Robin and Dundee, resulting in Dundee walking away with sad ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' music playing.
* His reaction to the narrator "weasels", especially when they explain past events.
-->'''Weasel:''' You remember the black panther who gained power in the jungle...
--> '''Phelous: NO!!!''' I DON'T!!! WHY WOULD I REMEMBER THAT?!!!
** When the weasels start flubbing their lines multiple times, we cut to a clip of Phelous presumably giving a ClusterFBomb with the audio muted, then breaking down sobbing.
* The fact that his gag dubbing over the movie fits better than the actual dubbing of the movie.
* The "animation" finally breaks Phelous.
--> '''Phelous:''' Aaahh! Just... STOP! Every ''damn'' frame of this is ''' ''WRONG!!!'' '''
* Phelous pointing out the absurdity of The King telling Not!Zazu that it was his responsibility to prevent Robin from chasing Dundee.
-->'''Phelous!The King:''' "Clearly if he's hunting crocodiles, you can stop him, '''biiiiirrrrrrdddd'''..."
-->''(Robin eats Not!Zazu)''
-->'''Phelous!The King:''' "Whooooooaaaaaaa!!!" ''(Puffs on joint)'' "Ffffffuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk..."
* His impressions of, and commentary on, the ridiculous voices and bad voice acting.
-->'''Not!Zazu:''' (Nasally) You have to go back to your father immediately!
--> '''Phelous:''' (Plugging his nose) If you plug your nose, it's an AMAZING voice!
* "Shut up, Dundee."
* Sometimes, one of the characters asks a question, and the response they get is the same question.
-->'''Robin:''' (to the vultures) Hi, um, do you know what happened to the panther's diamonds?
-->'''Vulture:''' Why, what happened to the diamonds?
-->'''Phelous:''' (Says "What happened?" 5 times, imitating Robin, the vulture, Dundee, Not!Zazu, and Not!Simba)
** and:
-->'''Myu-Myu:''' Anyway, do you know where the hiding place is?
-->'''Female Gorilla:''' It's not that easy. Do you know where the hiding place is?
-->'''Phelous''': It's the law of the jung-sert, answer a question with the same question! Surprisingly, not much is accomplished here.
*
-->'''The King:''' From now on, nobody sleeps around here.
-->'''Phelous''': (as the elephant) Ohhhh, I knew we should have joined the panther!
* '''SCENE INTERRUPTING BEAR!!!!'''
* His reaction to Myu-Myu's mother being a gorilla.
-->'''Phelous''': A gorilla is his mother? How did they... [[NoJustNoReaction No. Nope, nope, nope, no, no.]] *cuts to flash animation of panther and gorilla having sex* '''NO!'''
* Phelous talking about the [[InfoDump exposition-spewing rodents]]:
-->'''Rodent Thing''': And [[{{Blooper}} it was the...animals owed]] it to little Robin's cleverness that they could cheat and drive away the panther.
-->'''Phelous''': Wait, it was the animals owed it to little Robin's cleverness that they could cheat? [[DesignatedHero What fucking assholes!]] (deadpan) Panther got cheated, yo.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Beauty and the Beast (Golden Films version)]]
* The [[JumpScare jump scare]] at the beginning:
-->[[spoiler:'''The King:''' My God! [[JuOn Uuuuuuuhhhhh!!!]]]]
* [[OffModel MINI DAD!!!]]
* Phelous deciding that the dad in this version is too boring, so he possesses him with spirit of "Old Man" from the Good Times version.
-->'''Phelous!Dad(with the Old Man's voice''': Beauty, were you smoking again? I'm afraid I'll have to let in the storm to teach you a lesson!
* Pretty much any time Phelous mentions the [[SoundtrackDissonance haphazardly added]] [[Music/PyotrIlyichTchaikovsky classical music.]]
-->'''Phelous!Dad(with the Old Man's voice''': Also, we need to make it back [[Theatre/SwanLake before Beauty turns into a swan]].
* After absolutely ''no'' chemistry between Beauty and the Beast:
-->'''Beast:''' But know this: if you do not return in one week's time, by the first snowfall, then I will die of a broken heart.
-->'''Phelous!Beauty:''' Wow, that sounds wonderful! Do you really mean it?
-->'''Phelous!Beast:''' Fuck, we really haven't had ''any'' moments yet, have we? Just come back, dammit, I need someone to yell at or I'll die.
-->'''Phelous!Beauty:''' Sounds worth it!
* "Mustache-enezer, for your crimes against humanity, particularly those four daughters, you have been sentenced to death!" *cue a fire effect over the dad with Phelous making painful crying sounds*
* Phelous' shocked, jaw-drop reaction to the backstory of the three "comic relief" ghosts [[spoiler: being people that the Beast as a prince let starve to death, and are now cursed for no reason to be stuck in limbo until they help the guy who killed them break his own curse]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Foodfight!]]
* The entire episode is one long CMOF for snarky, meta and non-sequitur tastes.
* After describing the TroubledProduction, Brad mentions how he has to go to [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara's]] and "not flush."
* Mr. Leonard and Kaptain Krispy having a funeral for the stepped-on bag of chips.
** Hell, everything regarding the two treating stepping on a bag of chips as SeriousBusiness.
-->'''Mr.Clipboard:''' [[MemeticMutation "Survival of the fittest, LEONAAAAAHARD!"]]
-->'''Brad!Mr.Leonard:''' "That bag of chips was my only child!"
-->'''Phelous!Mr.Clipboard:''' "Get a life, LEONAAAAAHARD!"
** In a fake ending, they imagine Mr. Leonard [[DrivenToSuicide committing suicide]], then the credits rolling.
-->'''Brad!Mr. Leonard''': My life was never the same that day. Joy was gone. Tried to find reasons to get up in the morning. All I could think of was that bag of chips.
** On a related note, '''Brad!Mr. Leonard''' making a running gag out of the tremulously-delivered "I'm an OLD BASTARD..."
* Phelous' incredulous reaction to how the icons develop "[[IncrediblyLamePun Rigormoldus]]".
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Mr. Clipboard and everyone at Brand X throwing a pizza party in the aisles.]]
* Phelous and Brad's voiceovers:
-->'''Phelous!Lieutenant X:''' (to Cheasel) "Weasel your way up my ass. You're already lubricated, I see."
-->'''Brad!Cheasel:''' "Speaking of ass, I've got you covered for an emergency bathroom, and a kitten. I'm a sick fuck!"
-->'''Phelous!Lieutenant X:''' "And straws for the felching afterwards!"
-->'''Brad!Cheasel:''' "Oh, okay, uh, you're the sick fuck!"
* Phelous proposing to Brad:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Wow. So beautiful. And this is gonna be the day I propose as well. (Lupa looks surprised. Holds box of Fruit Brute and looks at Brad. Lupa storms off.) Brad, will you be my partner in a spin-off featuring us as supermarket sleuths?"
-->'''Brad:''' "Oh, wow. I-I never thought this day would come. Seriously I didn't because it's stupid. So obviously the answer is yes!"
* "'''''YOU COLD-FARTED ITCH !''''''"
-->'''Lupa''': Cold-farted itch? '''COLD FARTED ITCH'''?? Did he ''really'' just say that?!
-->''[Beat]''
-->'''Brad''' (''singing''): [[MoodWhiplash It's our world! It's our life!]]
-->'''Phelous''' (''singing''): So now I'm a believer!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust]]
* His response to the Gingerdead Man saying how ridiculous the idea of bringing dolls to life is.
-->'''Phelous:''' "[[ActuallyPrettyFunny An actual joke?]] Get the Hell out of here! We're in the middle of the death of comedy!"
* He realizes that the song at the start of the movie was a warning, starting with the line "Run, run, run as fast as you can..." He runs away from the room, only to return shortly after.
-->'''Phelous:''' "[[LampshadeHanging Running to my kitchen didn't get me very far]]."
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver]]
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Phelous trying to hitch a ride with all the sense that's departing.]] He even [[LampshadeHanging comments]] that he had [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment no idea what the point of that was.]]
** He tries again immediately after (due to [[spoiler:the Gingerdead Man deciding to film a group of people fucking]]), and when he comes back into the room, Phelous [[spoiler:[[ShockingSwerve attacks the camera]]]].
* Phelous trying to figure out how to do the rest of the review unconscious, while holding a hammer in his hand.
* His comment on seeing [[VideoGame/TheSimpsons The Simpsons arcade game]] in the background.
-->'''Phelous''': "Ooh, they have The Simpsons arcade machine! That was my favorite game from [[AnachronismStew 1976]]!"
* Phelous commenting on how half the film is just forced close-ups of the Gingerdead Man saying what he's gonna do next.
** "[[{{Narm}} I'm gonna lock a door!]]"
** "[[SpecialEffectsFailure I'm gonna do another terrible CGI shot!]]"
** "[[TakeThat I'm gonna learn how to write with the slightest bit of intelligence!]] [[TheyJustDidntCare Just kidding!]]"[[note]]For context, the Gingerdead Man in this film is voiced by one of the movie's writers.[[/note]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Cricket on the Hearth]]
* Every gag playing on how much [[{{Jerkass}} Cricket Crocket]] is awful, as well as how "lucky" he really is.
* The moment when a doll winds up [[RuleOfSymbolism without a painted pair of eyes]] and Phelous overlays the [[SilentHill Otherworld transition cue]].
* Phelous making another offscreen gunshot gag... only for the exact same thing to happen for real later in the cartoon while Phelous swears [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer that it actually happened]] and [[NotMeThisTime he didn't add it in]].
* Old Man from Good Times' Beauty and the Beast coming to live with the family.
* The cops from Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde show up to arrest Caleb.
-->'''Cop 1:''' Oi! he's talking to a bloody cricket, he is!\\
'''Cop 2:''' We'll have to lock him up for everyone's safety!
** They appear again during one of the song sequences.
--->'''Cop 1:''' Oi! Defacing Royal Naval property?!? You shall walk the plank, sir!
* "'Ello, sir, you want to move in with me and the missus?"
* "The service at the Money Lender is fine, but it's the evil laughing that keeps me coming back."
* Phelous' utter bewilderment of a [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment sexy cat singing in an animal nightclub.]]
* The entire Quantum Leap sketch featuring Aladdin, Paige, and Wordsworth from Aladdin And The Adventure Of All Time.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Mortal Kombat: Konquest]]
* [[RunningGag "Quan Chi as Siro the uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhest Mortal Kombat Characterrr]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The True Story of Puss 'n Boots]]
* The start of the movie.
-->'''Narrator:''' "I witnessed an incredible story, one I've decided to tell to children young and old."
-->'''Phelous!Narrator:''' "And that's why I'm currently serving 5 life sentences."
[[/folder]]


[[folder:Dragon Ball: The Path To Power]]
* RunningGag of inserting the infamous NeverSayDie edits from the Ocean Dub of DBZ whenever a character dies.
* The shots at [[Anime/DragonBallGT Dragon Ball GT]] he made throughout the review.
* "[[ButtMonkey YAMCHA]] THE MOST [[Series/MortalKombatConquest SIRO]] DRAGON BALL Z CHARACTER!"
* '''Goku''':"What do I care about seeing your dirty old fanny?"
-->'''Phelous''': ''Fanny''?! Goku, you realize you can't say that! In England! Therefore you can't say it anywhere! Besides, over there it means [[CurseCutShort cun--]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Planet of the Turtloids]]
* "Stop [[BreakingtheFourthWall breaking the fourth wall]], [[DamselInDistress April]], it's only funny when Raphael does it."
** And then, three seconds later: "[[LogicBomb Stop breaking the fourth wall, Raphael, it's only funny when April does it.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Dragon Ball Z: Top 15 Funniest Alternations & Censoring]]
* "And here's [[BlackComedy the cherry on top of the evacuation]] [[{{Pun}} sundae.]]
* "We could handle main character's getting 'Next Dimensioned', but random people? They just escaped on their parachutes, because it's Sunday."
* After the credits
--> '''Nappa''' "Vegeta! what does the scouter say about his power level?"
--> '''Phelous!Vegeta''' "Too bad it's sunday! I would've said an [[Main/DiscreditedMeme overused meme]] tomorrow."
* ''(deadpan)'' "Trigger warning, guys: tears. Oops, was too late on that one."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Alice in Wonderland]]
* The second time Alice visits the hallway with the doors, the movie recycles so much animation from earlier, that Phelous fabricates a scenario of her getting trapped in a GroundhogDayLoop.
* Four words: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q2MGA8qB18 Old Man in Wonderland]].
* Phelous's reaction to seeing a cartoon caterpillar that looks freakishly like himself. "Well... I always wondered what ''I'' would look like as a high-as-fuck caterpillar."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys]]
* When Hermie and Rudolph are crossing a lake, Phelous jokingly suggests this actually is the Styx, and will lead to his favourite movie: [[Film/JasonGoesToHellTheFinalFriday Rudolph Goes to Hell]]. Which will then lead to [[Film/FreddyVsJason Rudolph Vs Frosty]].
-->"[[Film/AlienVsPredator Whoever wins...]] we'll forget."
* "Hermie banged the Tooth Fairy. Never forget."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Magic Gift of the Snowman]]
* When Landon reveals the snowman to his sister:
-->'''Phelous!Emery:''' Wow! Thank you for the personal creeper outside my window.\\
'''Phelous!Landon:''' Oh don't worry, Em, he's just going to watch '''[[EvilSoundsDeep EVERYTHING YOU DO!]]'''
* Phelous notes just how silly the "If she can make it to Christmas" diagnosis is, so he has the parents seek a second opinion. And ''who'' do they consult, you ask...?
-->'''[[EnsembleDarkhorse Old Man]]:''' [[RunningGag Your daughter got all wet from the snow! She's completely useless now!]]\\
'''Phelous!Dad:''' ...Oh, alright, we'll go with the "magical Christmas" diagnosis.
* His reactions to unsettling things in the film such as the UnfortunateImplications of the power the princess' smile holds, Snowden being a {{Jerkass}} to the kids, the villain being modeled off of [[Series/TalesFromTheCrypt the Crypt Keeper]] and who ''burns to death'' in the end.
-->'''Phelous:''' Half the time I went to write horrible responses for Snowden to say for this review, he would straight-up say them in the movie anyway!
* Phelous' reaction to hearing that [[BigBad the Charlatan]] snuck into Princess Electra's room at night and stole her smile.
-->'''Phelous:''' [[OhCrap Oh, shit]]. I don't think I'm gonna like [[{{Squick}} how he makes her]] [[MemeticMolester lose her smile...]]''([[RunningGag Rape]] [[BlackComedyRape Horn]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice plays]])''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Dinosaur Adventure]]
* Him pointing out the kid unfriendly dialogue with Tio's father and Robin's father.
-->'''Robin's father''': My God!\\
'''Tio's father''': What the ''[[PrecisionFStrike hell]]''?!
* Everything involving [[EnsembleDarkhorse Oro,]] especially the "science will make us fly" scene:
-->'''Oro''': You're as stupid as you always were!\\
'''Phelous''': Yikes! If you're getting called stupid by ''[[UncannyValley this]]'' face, you better rethink your life.\\
'''Oro''': Science has made progress! One day, we'll all be able to fly!\\
'''Phelous''': That's ''not'' how science works!\\
'''Phelous!Oro''': (''hovering through the air'') I'm flyyyyyiiiiinnng! ''SCIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNCE!''
* His reaction to the discovery of Tio II. He points out the obvious cruelty of Tio's parents just not bothering to look for their son and just had another son named after the first one.
--> '''Phelous''': Holy shit, their parents are horrible! [[CrossesTheLineTwice I love it!]]
* '''[[CallBack SCENE-INTERRUPTING ANKYLOSAURUS!!!]]'''
* "And everything was perfect in Damn Hell Valley... [[HappyEndingOverride until the ice age two days later."]]
-->'''The Lion King''': [[RunningGag My God!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Countryside Bears]]
* The triumphant return of Scene-Interrupting Bear.
* At one point, the creepy stalker crow from ''Dinosaur Adventure'' makes an appearance in the background, causing this to happen:
--> '''Phelous!Lion King''': [[CatchPhrase MY GOD!]] A SPY! ''(eats the crow)''
* When the baby kangaroo is picked up by the wind:
-->'''Phelous!Wabuu''': Well, she's dead. Let's go!
** "This, of course, is just one of those freak forest winds that can pick up a kangaroo but manages to not really disturb the trees. Weird, right? [[SarcasmMode It's almost like Dingo doesn't actually animate their stock backgrounds or something."]]
** Which is followed up with a cameo by Oro from ''Dinosaur Adventure'':
--->'''Phelous!Oro''': I ''told'' you science was making progress to make us all fly! (''flies past the kangaroo'') ''[[CallBack SCIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNCE!]]''
* One the bears complains how nobody will care if he gets wet, thus prompting....
--> '''Old Man''': I hope that bear ''does'' get wet in the future, [[RunningGag because that will mean...]] [[spoiler: [[SubvertedTrope that I was expected!]] [[ExtremeOmnivore *eats Grumpy*]] Ha! fooled you guys on that one!]]
* Phelous' JawDrop after Wabuu is called a [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids child murderer.]]
* Phelous almost gives up on the movie after the very first line of dialogue is "[[AccidentalInnuendo Hello]], [[UnfortunateNames Wiener]]."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Secret of the Hunchback]]
* When Quasimodo tries to explain himself to the priest:
--> ''Quasimodo''': I wanna be, part of their wooooooorld.\\
'''Priest''': ''Stop ripping off the wrong cartoon, ugly''!
* After showing the scene with the doctor taking some kind of medicine, Phelous notes that Notre Dame's health care was the worst.
** And shortly after that:
--> '''Phelous''': Highlights of Quasimodo's life! (beat) [[DeadpanSnarker A pill popping doctor.]]
* [[SarcasmMode "Ah yes, just what the Hunchback of Notre Dame stories were always missing....a protection racket plot.]] But at least Notre Dame finally has a sheriff to bring order to this town of ugly babies."
* This:
-->'''Quasimodo''': Today's Fool's Day!\\
'''Phelous''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yes, I get that feeling already.]]
* Phelous' various comments upon realizing the sheriff "Bearded [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]]" is supposed to be Frollo:
-->'''Phelous''': "[[NewJobAsThePlotDemands Frollo really gets to have a lot of different jobs, doesn't he?]] Frollo was the archdeacon in [[Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the book]], he was a judge in [[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the Disney one]], but now, [[SarcasmMode the greatest Frollo of the all is the Sheriff of Notre Dame!]]"
-->'''Bearded Le Fou''': By order of Lord Frollo, high sheriff of the city of Paris...\\
'''Phelous''': Yes, keep saying it, it sounds dumber every time!
* The "Stupid Surprised Sheriff"
* The fake-out ending:
-->'''Priest''': We can only pray that some day they will see as you really are, Quasimodo.\\
[[AC:But they never did]]\\
[[AC:The End]]
* Frollo promises the bohemians an amnisty, and "maybe more":
-->'''Phelous!Frollo''': Maybe even seven minutes of heaven with [[CallBack Deputy Duck]]!\\
'''Phelous!Bohemian''': Uuuuh... I am not really [[BestialityIsDepraved into that]]... ''(Frollo throws a knife at him)''\\
'''Phelous!Frollo''': [[BerserkButton No-one turns down Deputy Duck!]]
* [[WesternAnimation/FatAlbertAndTheCosbyKids "Hey, hey, HEY!]] I'm a [[PrecisionFStrike muthafucking]] ''gargoyle'', [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!"
* Once Quasimodo's true face is revealed:
-->'''Mah God King''': [[CatchPhrase My god!]] He's less creepy than before! RUUUN!
* When Pierre immediatly figures out that [[CaptainObvious the big, fat bohemian trying to pose as Esmeralda isn't her]]:
-->"PIERRELOCK, THE GREATEST NOTRE DAME DETECTIVE!"
* Playing the Film/PumaMan theme over the scene where [[spoiler: [[GainaxEnding Quasimodo spontaneously grows wings and starts flying]].]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (Golden Films Version)]]
* Throughout the review, comparing this version to the Good Times version - and deciding this one [[UpToEleven is much worse]]. He makes a convincing case.
* After seeing the film's design of Frollo... [[AdaptationalNameChange oh, I mean Jean-Claude!]]
-->'''Phelous''': Oh wow... [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone I feel bad]] for calling Frollo in Film/TheSecretOfTheHunchback [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]] with facial hair now. [[TheyJustDidntCare This really is just]] [[{{Expy}} Gaston with a curly mustache]]. [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] [[SarcasmMode bravo, Golden Guys!]]
* His laugh at this Quasimodo's InformedDeformity.
-->"[[SarcasmMode The best way to show that he has beauty on the inside is by giving him beauty on the outside]]!"\\
"Oooh, he's so grotesque! He looks like he is ready to join a boys band!"
* When the bats are somehow able to communicate with Quasimodo during daytime from Notre-Dame when he is outside during night time leads to Phelous theorizing they are from another dimension.
* "Quasi-Frollo" saying "The party is over, Fellas!" with his accent. Cue Phelous' reaction:
-->'''Phelous''': Di-did he just say my fucking name?! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
* "[[CaptainObvious Doing anything against the law is illegal.]]"
* His theory on Quasimodo [[spoiler: becoming handsome.]]
-->''Did Esmer-Melody use her magic on him or did he just brush his hair out of his eyes and stand up straight? Take your pick, [[{{Asspull}} it's insultingly stupid either way!]]''
* His response to Melody and the Hunchback getting married at the end:
-->'''Phelous''': Creator/VictorHugo always intended to have Esmerelda and Quasimodo marry at the end. He just didn't have the technology to write it back then.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (Dingo Pictures Version)]]
* Phelous' shock that of all the versions he has seen of the Hunchback of Notre-Dame, the ''Dingo'' version is the one where Frollo actually is an Archdeacon like he was in the book.
* When Pierre tells Esmeralda that she's full of secrets, [[Main/CallBack she grows wings and flies away while the]] Film/PumaMan [[Main/CallBack theme plays.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Hellraiser: Hellworld]]
* "[[RunningGag Christ's sake, that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.]]"
* Phelous calling the main characters the WesternAnimation/SuperFriends due to Creator/HenryCavill and Creator/KharyPayton's presence among their ranks.
** He also suggests that Christopher Jacot's character isn't getting along with the others due to being [[WesternAnimation/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroes more of a Marvel guy]].
* Phelous's favorite Cenobite..."[[NoNameGiven The Other One]]"...?
** "2/10"
** Made even better by Pinhead going on rants about how lame Other One is.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Beauty and the Beast Anime]]
* Phelous' shock upon learning the Beauty actually has a real name this time (Maria) instead of just "Beauty" or Beauty in another language.
* Every time Old Man [[EvenEvilHasStandards calls out Anime Dad/Beardria]].
-->'''Old Man''': ''(after the daughters asked for their gifts)'' They don't deserve it! Get them nothing!\\
'''Anime Dad''': [[AbusiveParents Maybe my gift will be the back of my hand]]!\\
'''Old Man''': ...Too far, bro!\\\
'''Old Man''': ''(when the father finds the red roses)'' Oh! This is your chance to get Maria back! Get her a pink rose instead of the red one that she requested!\\
'''Anime Dad''': Ah, yes! Then I will [[AssShove shove the rose so far up her ass it comes out her mouth]] and then [[AxCrazy burn the house down]]!\\
'''Old Man''': Eh... maybe I should just stop talking to you...\\\
'''Anime Dad''': ''(offering a dildo to Maria)'' That's sure gonna make you '''wet''', uh?\\
'''Old Man''': I am not saying it! I refuse to have any part in this! You are the worst Beauty's father ever!\\\
'''Anime Dad''': ''Maria''!\\
'''Old Man''': Who cares! ''(leaves)''
* Phelous' AlternativeCharacterInterpretation that Maria actually is trying to troll her dad and get him killed.
* Phelous questioning the veracity of birds as wedding witnesses.
-->'''Dingo Judge''': How wrong you are. This goat has verified everything. Their marriage is legal and binding.\\
'''Phelous''': Stupid Middle Ages!!!
* The reveal of Maria's "real" father.
-->''No![[spoiler: Not [[CallBack Senor Mustache!]] He's not nearly as popular as [[EnsembleDarkhorse Old Man!]]]]"
* The RunningGag of Maria [[PowerIncontinence accidentally turning everything into dust.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Cinderella (GoodTimes)]]
* The Prince's resemblance to ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters''' Peter Venkman prompts a number of references to the cartoon.
** On a BadDate, the prince whines, "I ''hate'' that!", in the voice of Dave Coulier!Peter. This makes Cinderella giggle, until [[RunningGag Lorenzo Music!Peter quips, "It wasn't that funny."]]
** After Cinderella asks the Fairy Godmother how a pumpkin can help her go to the ball, cut to Cinderella standing on top of the pumpkin, which rolls her all the way to the castle. Once there, it lands on the prince's head. This apparently turns him into Samhain, who declares, "I am Halloween!" Phelous proceeds to call this, "the story of how Cinderella created Halloween."
* When Phelous sarcastically remarks that no other woman probably shares Cinderella's shoe size, he shows the glass slipper fitting [=GoodTimes=]' Beauty. She reacts with another not-so-dramatic gasp.
-->'''Prince:''' Oh... Uh, you're obviously not the girl I danced with so, uh, I don't know why I did this...\\
'''Old Man:''' Nope! Too late! You gotta take her! Also, I get money out of this, right? ''(rides off with the money)'' Ha ha! See ya suckers!
* His HappyEndingOverride
-->'''Phelous''': Unfortunately, Cinderella's feet grew a little bit more in a couple of years and her feet would no longer fit in the glass slippers. And the prince was just no longer sure she was the one. They had a really messy divorce. He kept the shoes...and tried wearing them and then they broke and he got an infection and died.
* The duke announcing the prince's plan to find Cinderella.
-->'''Duke''': "Hear ye, hear ye, the prince requests that all single ladies..."\\
'''Phelous!Duke''': Yes, [[{{Music/Beyonce}} all the single ladies, all the single ladies.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Little Mermaid (GoodTimes)]]
* Phelous declares "0 out of 10" for Lena's family's castle [[FreudWasRight lacking a phallic tower]].
* Prince Stefan looks so much like Prince Eric, that Phelous asks if the party on the boat is a "Prince Eric Look-Alike Party".
* Phelous has an OffModel Lena deliver the following lament:
-->Literature/{{I have no mouth and I must| scream}} [[DeathByDespair die...of sadness.]]
** Of course, [=GoodTimes=]' Beast tells Lena he can relate to her.
[[/folder]]
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[[folder:Five Across the Eyes]]
* Phelous's summary of the movie ''Five Across the Eyes''.

to:

[[folder:Five Across [[folder:Smallville Series Finale]]
* His video of watching
the Eyes]]
* Phelous's summary of
''Series/{{Smallville}}'' series finale and [[FreakOut being horrified]] to see that [[spoiler: Clark Kent becomes BATMAN! That's not what REALLY happens, but it does in this video and it's hi-larious!]]
** Also, his constant laughter and screaming throughout
the movie ''Five Across the Eyes''.finale.



[[folder:La Horde]]
* From his crossover review of "La Horde" with Sadpanda, Welshy and Creator/ChaosD1... the french subtitles!
-->"''Baguette Croissant! Baguette croissant baguette croissant baguette croissant!''"
-->"''Croissanthole.''"
-->"''Baguette? I'll Croissant.''"
-->'''D1:''' "GRENADES!!! DON'T!!!! WORK THAT WAY!!!!!"
** Followed up with Sadpanda fainting as Welshy springs up, asking "They don't?", with D1 just calmly responding "no" a few seconds after.
* The beginning of the review, when Phelous announces the name of the movie.
-->'''Phelous:''' "It's called ''The Horde''."
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "No no, you're already wrong, Phelous. It's called ''La Horde'', not 'The Horde'."
-->'''D1:''' "And what does ''that'' translate to?"
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "'The Horde'."
-->'''Phelous:''' "I hate you, Panda."
* After the group discovers that TheScrappy is the only survivor of the movie:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Oh well, at least after that she dies."
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "Well, not really. We don't see her get killed an-"
-->'''Phelous:''' "She ''died.''"
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "I mean, maybe there will be a sequel-"
-->'''Phelous:''' "''She '''died!'''''"
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "Never mind."

to:

[[folder:La Horde]]
[[folder: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Action Figures]]
* From his crossover His review of "La Horde" with Sadpanda, Welshy the deluxe 1987 ''TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' action figures; which doubles as a massive TakeThat to the Irate the 80s subseries from TheIrateGamer, copying mannerisms, review styles, bad economic logic, and Creator/ChaosD1... rating the french subtitles!
-->"''Baguette Croissant! Baguette croissant baguette croissant baguette croissant!''"
-->"''Croissanthole.''"
-->"''Baguette? I'll Croissant.''"
-->'''D1:''' "GRENADES!!! DON'T!!!! WORK THAT WAY!!!!!"
** Followed up with Sadpanda fainting as Welshy springs up, asking "They don't?", with D1 just calmly responding "no"
figures a few seconds after.
* The beginning of the review, when Phelous announces the name of the movie.
-->'''Phelous:''' "It's called ''The Horde''."
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "No no, you're already wrong, Phelous. It's called ''La Horde'', not 'The Horde'."
-->'''D1:''' "And what does ''that'' translate to?"
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "'The Horde'."
-->'''Phelous:''' "I hate you, Panda."
* After the group discovers that TheScrappy is the only survivor of the movie:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Oh well, at least after that she dies."
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "Well, not really. We don't see her get killed an-"
-->'''Phelous:''' "She ''died.''"
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "I mean, maybe there will be a sequel-"
-->'''Phelous:''' "''She '''died!'''''"
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "Never mind."
[[SoOkayItsAverage Nostalgic Okay]].



[[folder:Chain Letter]]
* Luke realises that the two can just talk through the camera like the other reviewers do instead, then he follows up with a very brief Film Conscience.

to:

[[folder:Chain Letter]]
[[folder: Halloweenie Series 2012]]
* Luke realises that [[StylisticSuck His reviews as "Halloweenie"]]. ''Everything''. From the two can just talk through fake skull "mask", to the camera like skull on his desk wearing a baseball hat and glasses (no doubt a reference to [[https://twitter.com/Phelous/status/247484004729769985/photo/1 this]] picture he posted on Twitter), to the other reviewers do instead, then he follows up [[LargeHam hamminess]], to the SpecialEffectsFailure, to the intentionally shoddy editing, and to the horrible "jokes".
-->'''Halloweenie''': They FUNSIZED my pumpkiiin! I'm lying, it's an orange. I don't know how to carve a pump- (straight to next cut)
-->'''Halloweenie''': For years we've been sold on these mini lies
with a very brief Film Conscience.the lie fun-size. Well, do you know what's fun to me? Killing pe- More Candy!



[[folder:Quarantine]]
* Adding [[MemeticMutation Guile's Theme Goes With Everything]] to the scene in Film/{{Quarantine}} where the cameraman beats a zombie to death with it.

to:

[[folder:Quarantine]]
[[folder: Bootleg Zone videos]]
* Adding [[MemeticMutation Guile's Theme Goes With Everything]] For starters the Title Cards read: "The Bootleg Zone... ''with '''the Phaylus!'''''
* His reaction
to the scene "Pure Evil" Turtle from the Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles-esque Turtle Fighters.
** Leo!Mike ([[TheyJustDidntCare Michelangelo with Leonardo's belt buckle]]) features incredibly sloppy painting (especially the teeth), lopsided eyes, a pinhole
in Film/{{Quarantine}} one of it's eyes, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a pentagram on it's head]], a pitchfork for a weapon (ripped off from the WesternAnimation/ChuckNorrisKarateKommandos action figures) and after the filming was done it's left arm fell off.
* After Phelous points out a red splotch near the mouth of one of the Prodigy Pets, he performs a little skit about Pikachu walking through "Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Land"[[note]]Phelous' table with Burger King Pokeballs scattered about[[/note]] and getting attacked by a vampire.
--->'''Vampire:''' Vampirism! [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} It's super effective!]]
* Performing a Prodigy Pet Poke-Rap...with just Pikachu.
* Acting out an episode of Power Rangers with the Turbo Galaxy Rangers.
* Bat Hero acts utterly pathetic and whiny as a crimefighter, to the point
where he even mistakes other crimefighters for criminals. After he kills the cameraman beats a zombie Turbo Galaxy Rangers and unwittingly helps Krang steal their transporter, all of the bootleg toys that Phelous reviewed up to death that point have Bat Hero lynched.
--> '''Bat Hero''': "Hmm, my bat sense is tingling."
--> '''Blue Turbo Galaxy Ranger''': "That's Spider-Man!"
* The Ninja Turtles deciding to beat Shredder...
with it.guns.
* Removing Leo's kimono in Karate Turtles Warriors complete with sexy music, followed by:
-->"Nakedness in a half shell! Flasher power!"
* Part of TheStinger of the ''Flying Ranger'' Bootleg Zone video. [[Manga/DragonBall Goku]] arrives, wanting to be a Flying Ranger as well, but is told he can't because he doesn't have wings.
--> '''Goku''': I have an idea!
--> ''*gets shot with a Little Pluckies Ninja Protects, and reappears with a halo and angel wings*''
--> '''Flying Ranger''': Great! Now you can be a Flying Ranger too!
--> '''Goku''': Nope, I'm dead!
--> ''*ascends to Heaven*''
* [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 Krang]] congratulates Steffi Love, the Glitter Diva, for humiliating Bat Hero, calling her more evil than [[MinionWithAnFInEvil Bebop and Rocksteady]]. Steffi admits that it doesn't take much to act more evil than them. Bebop and Rocksteady try to counterargue by boasting that at least they haven't eaten any computer chips that day.
* After Phelous discovers that Steffi Love has [[http://simbatoys.de/en/brands__products/steffi_love.shtml her own theme song]], he makes a music video for it, which consists mostly of Steffi beating people up and hanging out with villains.
* Titanic-Bot has Phelous making fun of how stupid it's a Titanic knock-off to be offended by it.
--> ''"Now, How big of an asshole would I be if I put '''ICE''' on it? Haha! ({{Beat}}) I'm doing a TITANIC THAT TURNS INTO A TRANSFORMER. It's too late for dignity now."''
** Bat Hero and Steffi Love try to use the Titanic-Bot to re-enact Rose "flying" in ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}'', but fall face-first into the water due to it being too small for Bat Hero to stand on.
* The whole dang WesternAnimation/{{Thomas| The Tank Engine}} Franchise/{{Transformers}} review.
* The skit at the end of the [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Specialman]] review. Specialman just sings his name and rams into criminals, until he rams into a "sinking" Titanic-Bot and ends up in the hospital. [[spoiler: Then an exasperated Bat Hero shows up, and when Specialman points out that Bat Hero is wanted by the police, Robert Cop takes care of it after Specialman rams into Bat Hero and flatlines.]]
* Phelous and Lupa referring to a red-clad Batman and a black-clad Spider-Man as "[=SpiderBat=] and [=ManMan=]", respectively.
** Since [=ManMan=] can't hold his web-shield properly, Phelous and Lupa try to find an alternate use for it. First Phelous sticks it in the hole in [=ManMan=]'s behind, and spins it around while laughing and playing circus music. Then, Lupa puts it in the hole in [=ManMan=]'s head, and she and Phelous refer to it in the rest of the review as a hairpiece.
* The Spider-Man Motorcycle review is just ''magical'', particularly the siren. [[spoiler: Its 'siren' is "La La Love On My Mind" by Anne Wisbourn, and instead of racing around it bobs up and down like a very slow mechanical bull.]]
** '''OVERLAND!'''
** Just as brilliant is 'Motorcycle the Pooh' ([[Main/BlatantLies who is riding a four-wheeler]]) that wildly spins around to [[Music/{{PSY}} Gangnam Style]].
* Phelous decides to review a bootleg Franchise/{{Pokemon}} game, referred to as ''Pokémon: Strange Gold''. [[spoiler: It's actually [[{{Creepypasta}} Pokémon: Lost Silver]], complete with Phelous succumbing to Lavender Town Syndrome]].
* "'''INFINITE PLEASURE!'''" *Cuts to him looking at the toy sadly*
** From the same review:
--> [Dinosaur Invincibility] broke twice over the course of this video and I wasn't even rough on it. (cut to Phelous hitting it with a hammer)
* The Filly Witchy review is especially funny to [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Bronies]] since Phelous may be secretly OneOfUs.
* [[RunningGag Baltard: The biggest loser on Planet Ferror!]]
* The first impression of the Super Heros version of Spider-Man and the black splotch on his right eye.
-->'''Phelous!Spider-Man:''' ''(in funny voice)'' Eek! I'm really surprised at something! SURPRISER-MAN! Why am I winking?! ''(screams)''
* In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDmgNDol-3g&index=49&list=PL3XCSTT5utpv_pSNtADv_vqf9bKlFULxr Galaxy Cop]] video he points out the "Not for Children 3 and under logo" and makes reference to a WebVideo/StuartAshen joke, because people complained that he didn't use it in previous videos, even though he makes a valid point:
-->''They did at least add the warning and some symbols on the backside including '''Sad Onion''', not my bit but apparently I '''have''' to say that!''
* After Phelous reads the box of the Eye Catching Cartoon Motorcycle boast, "Makes Children Lively and Lovely", he decides to test if it can also make him lovely. He taps the box, then dabs his face. When he doesn't appear to change, he laments that maybe he's too old for it to have any effect.



[[folder:Birdemic]]
* "This morning, flocks of seagulls- ''and I ra-a-an, I ran so far awa-a-ay!''"
* The ending also qualifies. All 4 minute 36 seconds worth of it.
** His reaction to the scene in which Rod and Nathalie walk on the beach (or more specifically, his reaction to the filmmakers' failure to edit out the sound of the ocean, which drowns out the dialogue): he devolves into a fit of {{Angrish}}, growling and roaring at the camera; this quickly cuts to a shot of him with a straight face, saying, "[[DeadpanSnarker The editing is bad.]]"
* In a call back to ''La Horde'':
--> "'''BIRDS!!! DON'T!!! WORK THAT WAY!!!'''"
* He claims to interview Rod, the woodenly-acted protagonist of film, only to bring out an actual wooden rod.
-->'''Phelous:''' "Whoa, Rod, where was all this energy when you were filming??"

to:

[[folder:Birdemic]]
[[folder: Silent Hill Revelation]]
* "This morning, flocks of seagulls- ''and I ra-a-an, I ran so far awa-a-ay!''"
"A POP-TART JUMP SCARE?!?!? DAMN YOU, SILENT HILL REVELATION!! DAMN YOU TO PASTRY HELL!!!"
* The ending also qualifies. All 4 minute 36 seconds worth of it.
** His reaction to
constant jokes about [[AdaptationalHeroism Pyramid Head being a hero]]. He even plays Music/EnriqueIglesias' "Hero" [[SoundtrackDissonance over the arm chopping scene in which Rod and Nathalie walk on the beach (or more specifically, his reaction to the filmmakers' failure to edit out the sound of the ocean, which drowns out the dialogue): he devolves into a fit of {{Angrish}}, growling and roaring at the camera; this quickly cuts to a shot of him with a straight face, saying, "[[DeadpanSnarker The editing is bad.]]"
* In a call back to ''La Horde'':
--> "'''BIRDS!!! DON'T!!! WORK THAT WAY!!!'''"
* He claims to interview Rod, the woodenly-acted protagonist of film, only to bring out an actual wooden rod.
-->'''Phelous:''' "Whoa, Rod, where was all this energy when you were filming??"
climax]].



[[folder:The Human Centipede]]
* An 'advertisement' for 'Lock You Inside Doors': "It's inconvenient!"
** "Dammit, I can open my door just fine!"
* Around that little sketch, the dramatic musical stings that keep popping up when the doctor says or does something.
* "DUH-DUH-DUH-DUNNN! [[LargeHam You are the]] [[Film/HouseOfTheDead Curien]] piece!"
* The return of Hide and Seek, complete with what can only be described as a weird, disjointed acoustic version playing behind it.
* After Phelous plays his usual music when the Centipede is revealed, he cuts it off and plays "something more fitting.", [[spoiler:[[Film/{{Birdemic}} Hanging Out With My Family.]]]]
* Sad Panda playing an acoustic rendition of the infamous ''Troll 2'' "OH MY GODDDD!" line in place of the usual Channel Awesome jingle.

to:

[[folder:The Human Centipede]]
[[folder: Resident Evil Retribution]]
* An 'advertisement' "Barry Celebration time!!"
--> (After quoting Barry's lines) "Barry doesn't do it at all in this movie, so bet your ass I'm going to do it."
* Phelous actually returned to watch RE-Extinction to count all the naked-Alice visible in the final shot.
--> '''Phelous''': I hope you enjoy the pointlessness I put myself throught
for 'Lock these videos. You Inside Doors': "It's inconvenient!"
don't? Cool.
* ''"And now we return to the "Alice Show", where we must save Alice because she's so damn important"'' (Alice's face mid-sentence, looking retarded) ''"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!"''
** "Dammit, I The face was also used previously when pointing out Suburbia!Alice didn't bother to check if [[NiceGirl "Nicedriguez"]] was still alive after she picked them.
---> '''Phelous''': ''(Retarded!Alice face pops up)'' Assholeeee!
** Part 2 uses it again.
---> '''Phelous!Alice''': (Sending Becky alone) Hey, run up ahead. I'll check my wound by myself, That way you
can open my door possibly get killed by a zombie by yourself. ''(Retarded!Alice face pops up)'' Duuhuuu!
* After pointing out that the Red Queen created zombies that can shoot at people:
--> '''Phelous''': Wow. Just, wow. I don't even care anymore. She may as well
just fine!"
* Around that little sketch,
pull out the dramatic musical stings that keep popping up rainbow-unicorn-zombie-she-created-online-made-real-from-a-virtual butt rain acid from the ceiling shoot them with his laser eyes. (All completed with a drawing of said unicorn)
** Then another plot-hole from the Red Queen comes.
---> '''Phelous''': Get ready for all the answers
when the doctor says or does something.
unicorn shows up!
* "DUH-DUH-DUH-DUNNN! [[LargeHam In both parts, Phelous points out Alice is ''"supposed"'' to NOT having powers, still kicking zombie ass.
** Part1: Yeap. "NO POWERS". WOW. [[SarcasmMode What a regular person]] [[DullSurprise she is right now]].
** Part2: ''(singing)'' ''No powers. No powers. Janus Prospero is an ordinary girl∼.''
* ''"Bye, [[NiceGirl Nicedriguez]].
You are the]] [[Film/HouseOfTheDead Curien]] piece!"
* The return of Hide and Seek, complete with what can only be described as a weird, disjointed acoustic version
might have been completely pointless to the plot, but you showed me MichelleRodriguez playing behind it.
a [[PlayingAgainstType different character]]"
* After Phelous plays his usual music when His utter disgust to Barry's death scene.
--> '''Phelous!Barry''': ''(gets killed)'' Glad I was in this movie...
--> '''Phelous''': Good waste of your Barry, Retribution. (adopts Barry voice) You're a stupidity sandwich.
--> '''Phelous''': THIS MOVIE IS A FARCE! A FUCKING FARCE!
** Also another big offender to him was that Barry and Jill never got to interact unlike
the Centipede is revealed, games, so he cuts it off and plays "something more fitting.", [[spoiler:[[Film/{{Birdemic}} Hanging Out With My Family.]]]]
* Sad Panda playing an acoustic rendition
puts repetitions of the infamous ''Troll 2'' "OH MY GODDDD!" line in place of the usual Channel Awesome jingle.their game exchanges.
---> '''Phelous''': I don't care! It was worth it.



[[folder:Resident Evil Afterlife]]
* His ShoutOut to WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob:
-->'''Phelous''': "Personally I don't really care about her videos until she does her v-log on [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Crystal Pepsi]]."
* Also, when Alice does her "beach v-log":
--> '''Phelous''': Claire runs by and tells Alice she ''seriously'' needs to turn her exposure down, but Alice doesn't take constructive criticism well, [[TakeThat because she just likes to hide behind her fans.]]
* The video also opens by parodying the bad voice acting and [[GuideDangIt somewhat obtuse]] puzzles from the older ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'' games.

to:

[[folder:Resident Evil Afterlife]]
[[folder: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde]]
* His ShoutOut to WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob:
-->'''Phelous''': "Personally I don't really care about her videos
As Phelous prepares for the review, he looks for a suitable Hyde in the mirror until she does her v-log on [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Crystal Pepsi]]."
* Also,
he finds [[spoiler:Sub-Zero]]. They each tell him to "do something else", while he responds with a deadpan "no". It gets funnier when Alice does her "beach v-log":
--> '''Phelous''': Claire runs by
Ed Glaser shows up in the mirror.
* Joking that JonStewart composed the music for this movie before doing ''TheDailyShow'' [[note]] It's actually Jon '''''Stuart'''''[[/note]]
-->"'''''IT'S SPELT DIFFERENTLY!!!'''''"
* Pointing out how stupid it is for Dr. Jekyll to make the potion that turns him into Mr. Hyde with poison, then gives up.
-->"[[{{Angrish}} ZRRGHDGDGH...!]] Cheers." ''(drinks a vial of poison)''
* "Yes, I am Mr. POOF!"
* "It's almost like [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids people thought the tortured tale of a man with an evil split personality who goes out
and tells Alice she ''seriously'' needs to turn her exposure down, but Alice doesn't take constructive criticism well, [[TakeThat because she just likes to hide behind her fans.]]
murders wouldn't make a good children's cartoon]]...''idiots''!"
* The video also opens by parodying the bad voice acting and [[GuideDangIt somewhat obtuse]] puzzles from the older ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'' games.running gag where Lanyon just can't get over that ''conversation''!
* "Stop me if you dare! [[AntiClimaxBoss Ooh, you stopped me! I'm easily defeated!]]"
* "I have an important task for you, Jekyll." "You will help me destroy Franchise/SpiderMan!"



[[folder:Drive Thru]]
* Phelous overloading the footage of ''Drive Thru'' with references to other movies, including ''Film/{{Birdemic}}'', ''Film/GhostbustersII'', and ''Series/{{IT}}''.

to:

[[folder:Drive Thru]]
[[folder: Smiley]]
* Phelous overloading Film/{{Smiley}}. Just...the footage of ''Drive Thru'' with references whole thing.
--> '''SadPanda''': Good thing I know how
to other movies, including ''Film/{{Birdemic}}'', ''Film/GhostbustersII'', and ''Series/{{IT}}''.use internet cheat codes.



[[folder:A Serbian Film]]
* Playing "Gonna Fly Now" over [[TrainingMontage a preparation montage]] in ''Film/ASerbianFilm''.

to:

[[folder:A Serbian Film]]
[[folder: Deadly Friend]]
* Playing "Gonna Fly Now" '''♪Paul, the Genius DUMBASS!♪'''
* Phelous gives BB his own voice acting; his Cookie Monster voice is fitting for the robot.
* "Paul, the Genius Dumbass" [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation is responsible for BB being unable to speak]] because [[{{Lobotomy}} he keeps pulling out memory cards on BB's motherboard]].
-->'''Phelous!BB''': [=BB=] finally learning to talk-
-->'''Phelous!Paul''': Hey, [=BB=], the paperboy wants to see your brain. (removes it)
-->'''BB''': Argh! (deactivates)
-->'''Phelous!Paul''': Look at it, looks like a chipboard. (chuckles) (puts it back)
-->'''Phelous!BB''': (distorted) [=BB=] finally learning to (devolves into gibberish)
* The dead-on comparison of BB's voice to the [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Tasmanian Devil]].
* A minor RunningGag comes in the form of editing in [[Film/{{Tremors}} Nestor Cunningham's "All right!"]] during scenes that involve [[ActorAllusion Sam's dad]].[[spoiler:.. which manages to make the scene of him knocking Sam down the stairs a bit of BlackComedy since, due to editing, that is practically ''all he says during it'']].
* During Sam's nightmare of stabbing her dad with a broken glass vase, Dixie-land music is editing in
over [[TrainingMontage a preparation montage]] it.
** Said music is later edited
in ''Film/ASerbianFilm''.during BB's ''death scene by shotgun''.
* This quote:
--> '''Phelous''': ♪[[Music/{{Styx}} Domo arigato, Mrs. Roboto! Domo DOMO-]]♪
--> '''Phelous!BB''': But BB's MISTER Roboto!
--> '''Phelous!Sam''': But Sam's MRS. Roboto!
--> '''Blue Screen Of Death''': [[LogicBomb Sam crashed]] but it's OK / It's just a human brain / [[InsaneTrollLogic Reset it again]]
--> '''Phelous''': CRITICAL ERROR!
* In a CallBack to his ''Film/{{Troll 2}}'' review, him scoring the infamous [[YourHeadAsplode basketball-to-the-head scene]] with [[TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey Also Sprach Zarathustra]].
* Phelous keeps cutting to the basketball-to-the-head scene as shorthand for, well, ''everything.'' Explanation of how stupid the movie is? Headsplosion. Sam displaying superstrength? Headsplosion. This movie is stupid? Headsplosion! Headsplosion doesn't explain anything? [[LogicBomb HEADSPLOSION!]]
** Apparently, Paul punching Tom's head [[ManipulativeEditing repeatedly until Headsplosion]] is too silly, so instead [[spoiler:Sam's going to jump out a window and "beat Tom's head into the ground until he dies of injuries"]].
* "Oh, man, a robot in the family! That's wacky!" as a reference to Lupa's review of "Robot in the Family."
* The rather nonchalant way Phelous says that "Tom's recovering from his latest concussion after playing in traffic".



[[folder:Swamp Zombies]]
* Phelous does a great impersonation of Mr. Mackey from ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark.''

to:

[[folder:Swamp Zombies]]
[[folder: Jacob's Ladder]]
* While his review of ''Film/JacobsLadder'' is mostly depressing, due to Phelous acting more cynical and how it ends, it does have a great impersonation funny moment where he talks about a scene he likes in the movie where Jacob hears a voice say "Dream on" in the hospital and [[NothingIsScarier the source is never shown]]. He wonders what would happen if those responsible for ''Film/SilentHillRevelation3D'' had written the scene. Cue the clip being edited with the infamous poptart jump scare and a ScareChord.
** At the start
of Mr. Mackey from ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark.''the review, he admits that the film isn't really a "fun movie". [[GilliganCut And then we have a soldier spinning around and screaming set to]] "[[Theatre/TheSoundOfMusic The Hills Are Alive]]".



[[folder:Boogeyman]]
* Timothy vs the Closet.
-->"You win this round, closet!"
* The Closet being compared to a [[Series/DoctorWho TARDIS]].
* Phelous is describing how the monster is actually kind of a letdown, but then [[AwfulTruth a horrible realization]] hits him...
-->'''Phelous:''' "And wait a second. Is the boogeyman...[[spoiler:A '''''[[CallBack ZOMBIE FISHERMAN!?]]''''']]"
* Phelous ends up facing the Boogeyman, who turns out to be [[spoiler:Soundwave]]. Which he instantly defeats by [[spoiler:smashing his Soundwave toy.]]

to:

[[folder:Boogeyman]]
* Timothy vs the Closet.
-->"You win this round, closet!"
[[folder: Aladdin: The Adventure of All Time]]
* The Closet being compared opening of the video [[NegativeContinuity handwaves]] the dramatic ending of Jacob's Ladder like it was another of Phelous's regular deaths.
* The RunningGag of Paige's grandfather getting out his gun.
* Humpty-Dumpty's graphic [[note]]egg-yolk splattering[[/note]] death.
* After Aladdin and Paige make Blackbeard into what he is with the magic lamp, Aladdin cuts his beard, much
to a [[Series/DoctorWho TARDIS]].
Phelous' aggravation.
--> "YOU DID THIS TO HIM, YOU STUPID ALADDIN-HOLE!"
* Phelous is describing how notes that Cleopatra's servant girls wear really skimpy outfits, which normally show the monster underside of their breasts that barely cover their nipples. Then there is actually kind an [[OffModel off model]] shot of a letdown, but then [[AwfulTruth a horrible realization]] hits him...
them that makes it look like they're wearing ''crotchless pants.''
-->'''Phelous:''' "And wait a second. Is ''WHAT THE '''FUUUCK'''?!'' Time for my rating: Aladdin and the boogeyman...[[spoiler:A '''''[[CallBack ZOMBIE FISHERMAN!?]]''''']]"
Adventure of All Time gets a '' '''hard R''' '' for nudity!
* Phelous ends up facing notes that one of the Boogeyman, recently released prisoners from prison is a skeleton, who turns out prances around the street. He grimly says that now this undead abomination shall walk the earth forever!
* This bit of dialogue:
-->'''Scheherazade:''' "...I'm going
to hide the lamp in a place it will never be [[spoiler:Soundwave]]. Which he instantly defeats by [[spoiler:smashing his Soundwave toy.]]found."
-->'''Scheherazade!Phelous:''' "[[spoiler: [[CrossesTheLineTwice My vagina!]]]]"
* His completely tearing apart the movie's honestly twisted and horrific MoralDissonance (the villain is evil for trying to change history, but our "heroes" are directly responsible for history's greatest villains and atrocities and we're supposed to praise them for it) is as hilarious as it is awesome.



[[folder:Boogeyman 2]]
* Phelous discovers that the hospital director is played by Tobin Bell. Cue the ''Franchise/{{Saw}}'' dialogue every time he talks!
* The Boogeyman's new look being compared to [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse Skeletor]]'s retarded cousin.
* A new "real" Boogeyman shows up and [[CurbStompBattle is promptly killed by Phelous]]. Upon unmasking him, he turns out to be [[spoiler:the part of Phelous who thought Boogeyman 1 could still be a good movie if the killer was a regular human.]]

to:

[[folder:Boogeyman 2]]
[[folder: The Time Machine (I Found At a Yard Sale)]]
* The dinosaur and Phelous discovers that and Lupa's reactions to it.
* Lupa's offscreen SkywardScream during
the hospital director is played by Tobin Bell. Cue belly dancer sequence.
* Fat Grandma steals
the ''Franchise/{{Saw}}'' dialogue every time he talks!
* The Boogeyman's new look being compared to [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse Skeletor]]'s retarded cousin.
* A new "real" Boogeyman shows up and [[CurbStompBattle is promptly killed by Phelous]]. Upon unmasking him, he turns out to be [[spoiler:the part of Phelous who thought Boogeyman 1 could still be a good movie if the killer was a regular human.]]
show.



[[folder:Boogeyman 3]]
* ''Boogeyman 3'' featured Erin Cahill as the lead role. When the cards are down and she is the only one left, Phelous says that there's only one thing she can do; [[ActorAllusion morph into]] [[Series/PowerRangersTimeForce the Pink Ranger]].

to:

[[folder:Boogeyman 3]]
[[folder: Psycho Santa]]
* ''Boogeyman 3'' featured Erin Cahill as In order to demonstrate how the lead role. When movie drags in, the cards are down and she is entire review has the only one left, movie narrated by Phelous says that there's only one thing imitating the narrator and giving every single unimportant detail while skipping the actual death.
-->'''Narrator''': [[ShowerScene And then
she can do; [[ActorAllusion morph into]] [[Series/PowerRangersTimeForce decided to take a shower]].
-->'''Woman''': I don't think I need to hear that...
-->'''Narrator''': ''[[BlatantLies It's very important to
the Pink Ranger]].story!]]''
* This part of Phelous's end-of-review sketch.
-->'''Santa:''' ...and now I will destroy Christmas forever!\\
'''Phelous:''' I can't let you do that, Santa! And now we must [[BigWordShout FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!]]\\
''Cut to Phelous back on his couch.''\\
'''Phelous:''' [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome So anyway to make a long story Santa killed me.]]



[[folder: The Boogeyman]]
* Phelous clearly is on a roll once he starts reviewing Ulli Lommel's godawful original ''The Boogeyman'' series. His trademark use of meta-humour really serves him well here, since Lommel just kept splicing footage from the first movie together with new scenes, then called it a sequel. Particular highlights include:
* ''The Boogeyman'': A little boy, after sticking his head through a window and shouting "BOOGEYMAN!", gets killed pathetically when the window half-heartedly closes on his neck. According to Phelous, that death scene almost made up for everything else. Almost.
* ''Boogeyman II'': Phelous' sister, Kyna, has a cameo in the end skit. The ensuing deaths... really must be seen to be believed. They involve a car exhaust pipe... okay... and a toothbrush!
* ''Return of the Boogeyman''. Too many to mention, but here's one of the best:
-->'''Annie:''' "I finally won the battle over evil. The man with no face is gone. Now I must try on my stokings, to prove to myself one last time that I am free."
-->'''Phelous:''' "But now she's become the woman ''with no legs''! Y'know what, that actually made too much sense for this movie."
* He gets increasingly frustrated at the lack of continuity between movies... they even got the main character's name wrong! This culminates in his fake {{Retcon}} of the first ''Boogeyman'' review:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Hello, Phil? Philip? Are you there?"\\
'''Past!Phelous:''' "Philip?"\\
'''Phelous:''' "Yeah, that's your name now."

to:

[[folder: The Boogeyman]]
Gingerdead Man]]
* Phelous clearly is on a roll once he starts reviewing Ulli Lommel's godawful original ''The Boogeyman'' series. His trademark use of meta-humour really serves makes it seem like the reason why James says "Put your gun down, please." [[BrokenRecord multiple times]] while Millard holds him well here, since Lommel just at gunpoint... is because Millard kept splicing footage from not liking the first movie together with new scenes, then called it a sequel. Particular highlights include:
way he said it.
* ''The Boogeyman'': A little boy, after sticking his head through a window and shouting "BOOGEYMAN!", gets killed pathetically when "Oh no, we're out of Johns Daphne. What are the window half-heartedly closes on his neck. According to Phelous, that death scene almost made up for everything else. Almost.
kids gonna do without their whiskey cookies?"
* ''Boogeyman II'': Phelous' sister, Kyna, has a cameo in [[spoiler:Cookie Monster]] saving the end skit. The ensuing deaths... really must be seen to be believed. They involve a car exhaust pipe... okay... and a toothbrush!
* ''Return of the Boogeyman''. Too many to mention, but here's one of the best:
-->'''Annie:''' "I finally won the battle over evil. The man with no face is gone. Now I must try on my stokings, to prove to myself one last time that I am free."
-->'''Phelous:''' "But now she's become the woman ''with no legs''! Y'know what, that actually made too much sense for this movie."
* He gets increasingly frustrated at the lack of continuity between movies... they even got the main character's name wrong! This culminates in his fake {{Retcon}} of the first ''Boogeyman'' review:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Hello, Phil? Philip? Are you there?"\\
'''Past!Phelous:''' "Philip?"\\
'''Phelous:''' "Yeah, that's your name now."
day.



[[folder:Meow Mix]]
* Pick any scene in the Meow Mix review. Anything is hilarious when it comes from a fluffy kitty.
* "And now a new segment I would like to introduce. I call it me being lazy and licking myself a little." (Does so) "Well, I delivered what I promised."

to:

[[folder:Meow Mix]]
[[folder: Birdemic 2]]
* Pick any scene in the Meow Mix review. Anything Phelous' depiction of James Nguyen's "dream wife", which is hilarious when it comes from a fluffy kitty.
* "And now a new segment I would like
picture of James Nguyen Photoshop to introduce. I call it me being lazy have a bird's beak and licking myself a little." (Does so) "Well, I delivered what I promised."long, blonde hair.



[[folder:JeepersCreepers II]]
* Putting Creator/DannyElfman's ''Batman'' theme and [[Series/{{Batman}} the 1960's Batman TV series]] to awesomely comedic use.

to:

[[folder:JeepersCreepers [[folder:Hello Mary-Lou: Prom Night II]]
* Putting Creator/DannyElfman's ''Batman'' theme and [[Series/{{Batman}} "The crown is mine, bitch!"
* Phelous' AlternativeCharacterInterpretation that
the 1960's Batman TV series]] principal is trying to awesomely comedic use.kill Mary-Lou so ''he'' can be Prom Queen instead of her.
* "I LOVED YOOOOU!!!"
** "This is a really beautiful moment, isn't it? MichaelIronside in a knitted sweater crying over Priest-Buddy. Never forget."
*** "[[HypocriticalHumor Eh, forget it.]]"



[[folder:Smallville Series Finale]]
* His video of watching the ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' series finale and [[FreakOut being horrified]] to see that [[spoiler: Clark Kent becomes BATMAN! That's not what REALLY happens, but it does in this video and it's hi-larious!]]
** Also, his constant laughter and screaming throughout the finale.

to:

[[folder:Smallville Series Finale]]
[[folder:Prom Night III: The Last Kiss]]
* His video of watching This, when Mary-Lou is seducing Alex:
-->'''Alex''': I must be dreaming!
-->'''Mary-Lou''': (low, gravelly voice) [[Film/JacobsLadder Dream on.]]
-->(FadeToBlack, then fade in to Alex at
the ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' series finale bottom of the stairs he fell down shortly before with a puddle of blood near his head)
* Phelous's utter confusion
and [[FreakOut being horrified]] to see frustration with the fact that [[spoiler: Clark Kent becomes BATMAN! That's not what REALLY happens, ''four'' people were in love with Alex: [[HoYay his best friend Shane]], [[IncestYayShipping his sister]], his girlfriend Sarah, and [[NoYay Mary Lou]].
** It's even more hilarious when Shane actually acts lovingly towards Alex by constantly listening to his problems, suggesting they run away together, and even tucking him in when he falls asleep.
-->'''Phelous!Alex''': Look, Shane, I know I haven't been that good of a friend lately,
but it does I got asked if I was a [[VideoGame/BadDudes bad enough dude to rescue the president]], [[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles fell in this video some Mutagen]], [[DragonBallZ went Super Saiyan 2]], then buried some bodies in the football field and it's hi-larious!]]
** Also, his constant laughter
boinked a ghost.
-->'''Phelous!Shane''': [[UnderstandingBoyfriend Keewl]]! Let's run away together!
* Phelous demonstrates Alex's utter powerlessness when trying to threaten to break up with Mary Lou with this:
-->'''Mouse''': You better stay the hell away from my cheese! Or else!
-->'''Bear''': Okay, mouse, I don't want any trouble...
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext You think they'll find him]]?" *cue Phelous editing in police siren lights
and screaming throughout Alex getting shot in the finale.head*



[[folder:Crocodile]]
* "Princess, you've made a powerful enemy today!"
* Phelous' [[{{facepalm}} reaction]] upon the characters [[CriticalResearchFailure mistaking the titular crocodile for a dinosaur]].
* According to Phelous, there are only two things worth seeing this movie: the crocodile, and the Sheriff's theme music.

to:

[[folder:Crocodile]]
* "Princess, you've made a powerful enemy today!"
* Phelous' [[{{facepalm}} reaction]] upon the characters [[CriticalResearchFailure mistaking the titular crocodile for a dinosaur]].
* According to Phelous, there are only two things worth seeing this movie: the crocodile,
[[folder:Beauty and the Sheriff's theme music.Beast (Good Times version)]]
* DERP CAT! A-whee-oooh! (Sung to the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMU2NwaaXEA&t=0m57s last few notes]] of the ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales'' theme)
* Phelous points out that this beast looks like a cross between a warthog and a [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Goomba]].
** Once Beauty and her father arrive to the castle, the dad [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 stomps on the Beast and gets +100 points]]. Problem solved.
* Beauty's delayed reactions to anything.
** And also her unbelievable bad acting when she "gasps in surprise".
* Him making fun of the animation style. He mostly pokes fun of Beauty's blank expressions and dull eyes.
* The running gag of the father throwing anything useless to the dumpster... even ''himself'' '''''and''''' ''Phelous''.
-->'''Phelous!Dad''': [[TakeThatMe Phelous hasn't been funny since Mac and Me]]. He is completely useless now.
-->''(Phelous gets thrown to the dumpster)''
-->'''Phelous''': [[LampshadeHanging How did he throw me to the trash if he's already in here?!]] Is that supposed to be scary?! Shut up. {{Beat}} Wait a minute, I'm telling myself to shut up? That doesn't make sen- SHUT UP!! {{Beat}} I keep digging this hole!
** As well as the running gag of a zoom-in on an OffModel still frame of his wall-eyed face as Phelous goes "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PznoLkN62Js EEYUUUUGGHN]]".
* The naming of Beauty.
--> '''Phelous!Dad''': I'll name you Beauty. (first ugly sister appears) Oh! Uh, never mind! Uh, I'll name ''you'' Beauty! (second sister appears) Oh, damn it! Uh, third time's the charm!
* Phelous harping on the fact that the Beast is afraid he will die a DeathByDespair...out of ''loneliness''. Not out of a broken heart, but because he's ''lonely''. Never mind the fact that he had been alone for plenty of time, or the fact that he could call Clara at any time to give him an anti-loneliness power-up.
* As a RunningGag, Phelous inserted bootleg versions of Lumiere and Cogsworth.
** When the father arrives to the castle the first time:
--> '''Dad''': Hello... Is the master of the castle here?
--> '''Phelous!Dad''': What's that song I hear playing in here? ''[[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast "Be out guest, Be our guest. Eat our food, leave us dead"]]'' Well, don't mind if I do. ''"EEYUUUUGGHN"''.
--> '''Dad''': I'm a traveler who lost his way.
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Bonjour, my friend! I'm Lumiere, and welcome to castle-
--> '''Phelous!Dad''': Woo, a delicious candle ''(eats the candle)''
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Sacre fuckin' bleu.
--> ''(Later. While the Beast is beating up snow)''
--> '''Phelous!Beast''': So, you dare to steal from me, Winter? I'll destroy you!
--> '''Phelous!"Cogsworth"''': So... The Beast is still punching snow, huh?
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Yup.
--> '''Phelous!"Cogsworth"''': So, Wanna see if the Beast two castles down needs some servants?
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Yup.
* "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
** In Part 2:
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Ho ho! The return of Lumiere. Oh, screw it, I know this is just gonna end badly. I quit.
--> ''(Beauty and Beast are left alone in silence)''
--> '''Phelous!Beast''': Awkwaaaard...
* Clara being generally useless:
** First she can't distinguish between a door and a window. ''So she tries to get out from said "door"''.
** Pointing out how even Clara seems so disinterested in the plot that she started to diss Beauty.
** Also for the dance scene:
--> '''Phelous''': Who's playing music? Is Clara a one-man band?
--> '''Phelous!Clara''': (with a bunch of instruments in front of her) ''Wow, wow. There's a beauty and the asswipe or something, tale as old-...'' (VerbalBackspace) Oh, shit. [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast That's the other one]]. Who gives a fuck. Goin' out to piss on those flowers.
* When the beast asks Beauty if he frightened her.
-->'''Phelous!Beast''': I'm really scary...right, right, you were scared, right?!
-->'''Phelous!Beauty''' (thinking): (''beat'') I hope a fly doesn't get in my mouth...
* After Beauty kneels in front of the beast to thank him for not killing her.
-->'''Phelous!Beast''': Whoa, whoa, whoa, this isn't the Beauty and the Beast porno, woman!



[[folder:House of Wax 2006]]
* The cameos celebrating Creator/ParisHilton's death in ''Film/HouseOfWax2005'', followed by Doug Walker appearing and being sickened by their celebration of death.
** Also Doug getting angry at Phelous for reviewing ''Film/MacAndMe'', and whispering that he's not actually mad because he never wanted to review it.
** [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]] had the best line about Paris' death:
-->''' "I welcome the deaths of other human beings that I don't know!"
** Film Brain singing "Ding Dong the witch is dead".
* Creator/BradJones trying to hang himself, only to fall to the floor, cough for several seconds, yell, "fuck that!" and then stumble away, dragging the rope behind him.
** This doubles as a [[CallBack CallBack]] to the time Phelous successfully hung himself after being prompted to by the Snob at the end of [[Film/TheBladeMaster The Other Troll 3]] review.
** This is also a CallBack to Phelous's cameo at the end of Brad's Caligula's review.
* Whenever the killer, who bears a resemblance to Tommy Wiseau, is seen, Phelous dubs in dialogue from ''Film/TheRoom'' and ''{{TheTommyWi-Show}}''.

to:

[[folder:House [[folder:Lion and the King]]
* [[RageBreakingPoint THE CROCODILE'S NAME IS]] [[Film/CrocodileDundee DUNDEE]]?!!
* Lingering on and repeating several
of Wax 2006]]
*
the more laughable quotes in slow-motion.
-->'''The King:'''
The cameos celebrating Creator/ParisHilton's death in ''Film/HouseOfWax2005'', followed by Doug Walker appearing and being sickened by their celebration of death.
diamonds! My God!

-->'''Robin:''' Your father the black panther is [[ShapedLikeItself your father?!]]

-->'''Myu-Myu:''' But perhaps we could be friends.
-->'''Robin:''' Hmm, I dunno...I think we should be enemies.
** Also Doug getting angry at Phelous for reviewing ''Film/MacAndMe'', later splices in the last quote into a scene with Robin and whispering Dundee, resulting in Dundee walking away with sad ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' music playing.
* His reaction to the narrator "weasels", especially when they explain past events.
-->'''Weasel:''' You remember the black panther who gained power in the jungle...
--> '''Phelous: NO!!!''' I DON'T!!! WHY WOULD I REMEMBER THAT?!!!
** When the weasels start flubbing their lines multiple times, we cut to a clip of Phelous presumably giving a ClusterFBomb with the audio muted, then breaking down sobbing.
* The fact
that his gag dubbing over the movie fits better than the actual dubbing of the movie.
* The "animation" finally breaks Phelous.
--> '''Phelous:''' Aaahh! Just... STOP! Every ''damn'' frame of this is ''' ''WRONG!!!'' '''
* Phelous pointing out the absurdity of The King telling Not!Zazu that it was his responsibility to prevent Robin from chasing Dundee.
-->'''Phelous!The King:''' "Clearly if
he's not actually mad because he never wanted to review it.
** [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]] had
hunting crocodiles, you can stop him, '''biiiiirrrrrrdddd'''..."
-->''(Robin eats Not!Zazu)''
-->'''Phelous!The King:''' "Whooooooaaaaaaa!!!" ''(Puffs on joint)'' "Ffffffuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk..."
* His impressions of, and commentary on,
the best line about Paris' death:
-->''' "I welcome
ridiculous voices and bad voice acting.
-->'''Not!Zazu:''' (Nasally) You have to go back to your father immediately!
--> '''Phelous:''' (Plugging his nose) If you plug your nose, it's an AMAZING voice!
* "Shut up, Dundee."
* Sometimes, one of
the deaths of other human beings that I don't know!"
** Film Brain singing "Ding Dong
characters asks a question, and the witch response they get is dead".
* Creator/BradJones trying to hang himself, only to fall
the same question.
-->'''Robin:''' (to the vultures) Hi, um, do you know what happened
to the floor, cough for several seconds, yell, "fuck that!" and then stumble away, dragging the rope behind him.
** This doubles as a [[CallBack CallBack]]
panther's diamonds?
-->'''Vulture:''' Why, what happened
to the time diamonds?
-->'''Phelous:''' (Says "What happened?" 5 times, imitating Robin, the vulture, Dundee, Not!Zazu, and Not!Simba)
** and:
-->'''Myu-Myu:''' Anyway, do you know where the hiding place is?
-->'''Female Gorilla:''' It's not that easy. Do you know where the hiding place is?
-->'''Phelous''': It's the law of the jung-sert, answer a question with the same question! Surprisingly, not much is accomplished here.
*
-->'''The King:''' From now on, nobody sleeps around here.
-->'''Phelous''': (as the elephant) Ohhhh, I knew we should have joined the panther!
* '''SCENE INTERRUPTING BEAR!!!!'''
* His reaction to Myu-Myu's mother being a gorilla.
-->'''Phelous''': A gorilla is his mother? How did they... [[NoJustNoReaction No. Nope, nope, nope, no, no.]] *cuts to flash animation of panther and gorilla having sex* '''NO!'''
*
Phelous successfully hung himself after being prompted to by talking about the Snob at [[InfoDump exposition-spewing rodents]]:
-->'''Rodent Thing''': And [[{{Blooper}} it was the...animals owed]] it to little Robin's cleverness that they could cheat and drive away
the end of [[Film/TheBladeMaster The Other Troll 3]] review.
** This is also a CallBack to Phelous's cameo at
panther.
-->'''Phelous''': Wait, it was
the end of Brad's Caligula's review.
* Whenever the killer, who bears a resemblance
animals owed it to Tommy Wiseau, is seen, Phelous dubs in dialogue from ''Film/TheRoom'' and ''{{TheTommyWi-Show}}''.little Robin's cleverness that they could cheat? [[DesignatedHero What fucking assholes!]] (deadpan) Panther got cheated, yo.



[[folder:A Nightmare On Elm Street 2010]]
* There is a moment where a second Phelous appears in the mirror with a really funny expression.
* "TEDDY! TEDDY! Brother of the Freddy!"
* Phelous interpreting Teddy as being whiny and angsty, to the point of dubbing Simple Plan's "Untitled" (How could this happen to me) over a scene where he's yelling at Nancy, then lampshading it.
-->'''Phelous''': "Oh cool, they made Krueger such a whiny bitch I thought to use the Simple Plan song for him. Fantastic."

to:

[[folder:A Nightmare On Elm Street 2010]]
* There is a moment where a second Phelous appears in
[[folder: Beauty and the mirror with a really funny expression.
Beast (Golden Films version)]]
* "TEDDY! TEDDY! Brother of The [[JumpScare jump scare]] at the Freddy!"
beginning:
-->[[spoiler:'''The King:''' My God! [[JuOn Uuuuuuuhhhhh!!!]]]]
* [[OffModel MINI DAD!!!]]
* Phelous interpreting Teddy as being whiny deciding that the dad in this version is too boring, so he possesses him with spirit of "Old Man" from the Good Times version.
-->'''Phelous!Dad(with the Old Man's voice''': Beauty, were you smoking again? I'm afraid I'll have to let in the storm to teach you a lesson!
* Pretty much any time Phelous mentions the [[SoundtrackDissonance haphazardly added]] [[Music/PyotrIlyichTchaikovsky classical music.]]
-->'''Phelous!Dad(with the Old Man's voice''': Also, we need to make it back [[Theatre/SwanLake before Beauty turns into a swan]].
* After absolutely ''no'' chemistry between Beauty
and angsty, the Beast:
-->'''Beast:''' But know this: if you do not return in one week's time, by the first snowfall, then I will die of a broken heart.
-->'''Phelous!Beauty:''' Wow, that sounds wonderful! Do you really mean it?
-->'''Phelous!Beast:''' Fuck, we really haven't had ''any'' moments yet, have we? Just come back, dammit, I need someone to yell at or I'll die.
-->'''Phelous!Beauty:''' Sounds worth it!
* "Mustache-enezer, for your crimes against humanity, particularly those four daughters, you have been sentenced to death!" *cue a fire effect over the dad with Phelous making painful crying sounds*
* Phelous' shocked, jaw-drop reaction
to the point backstory of dubbing Simple Plan's "Untitled" (How could this happen the three "comic relief" ghosts [[spoiler: being people that the Beast as a prince let starve to me) over a scene where he's yelling at Nancy, then lampshading it.
-->'''Phelous''': "Oh cool,
death, and are now cursed for no reason to be stuck in limbo until they made Krueger such a whiny bitch I thought to use help the Simple Plan song for him. Fantastic."guy who killed them break his own curse]].



[[folder:Halloween Resurrection]]
* Phelous pissing Michael Myers off in the ''Film/HalloweenResurrection'' review by singing [[Film/HalloweenIIISeasonOfTheWitch Silver Shamrock]].
* After "Michael Myers" kills [[DoppelGanger Suolehp]]:
--> '''Phelous:''' Just kidding guys. It's just me pretending to be Michael Myers. Ha ha... [[BreathlessNonSequitur but yeah. Suolehp is dead for real.]]

to:

[[folder:Halloween Resurrection]]
[[folder: Foodfight!]]
* The entire episode is one long CMOF for snarky, meta and non-sequitur tastes.
* After describing the TroubledProduction, Brad mentions how he has to go to [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara's]] and "not flush."
* Mr. Leonard and Kaptain Krispy having a funeral for the stepped-on bag of chips.
** Hell, everything regarding the two treating stepping on a bag of chips as SeriousBusiness.
-->'''Mr.Clipboard:''' [[MemeticMutation "Survival of the fittest, LEONAAAAAHARD!"]]
-->'''Brad!Mr.Leonard:''' "That bag of chips was my only child!"
-->'''Phelous!Mr.Clipboard:''' "Get a life, LEONAAAAAHARD!"
** In a fake ending, they imagine Mr. Leonard [[DrivenToSuicide committing suicide]], then the credits rolling.
-->'''Brad!Mr. Leonard''': My life was never the same that day. Joy was gone. Tried to find reasons to get up in the morning. All I could think of was that bag of chips.
** On a related note, '''Brad!Mr. Leonard''' making a running gag out of the tremulously-delivered "I'm an OLD BASTARD..."
* Phelous' incredulous reaction to how the icons develop "[[IncrediblyLamePun Rigormoldus]]".
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Mr. Clipboard and everyone at Brand X throwing a pizza party in the aisles.]]
* Phelous pissing Michael Myers off in and Brad's voiceovers:
-->'''Phelous!Lieutenant X:''' (to Cheasel) "Weasel your way up my ass. You're already lubricated, I see."
-->'''Brad!Cheasel:''' "Speaking of ass, I've got you covered for an emergency bathroom, and a kitten. I'm a sick fuck!"
-->'''Phelous!Lieutenant X:''' "And straws for
the ''Film/HalloweenResurrection'' review by singing [[Film/HalloweenIIISeasonOfTheWitch Silver Shamrock]].
felching afterwards!"
-->'''Brad!Cheasel:''' "Oh, okay, uh, you're the sick fuck!"
* After "Michael Myers" kills [[DoppelGanger Suolehp]]:
--> '''Phelous:''' Just kidding guys.
Phelous proposing to Brad:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Wow. So beautiful. And this is gonna be the day I propose as well. (Lupa looks surprised. Holds box of Fruit Brute and looks at Brad. Lupa storms off.) Brad, will you be my partner in a spin-off featuring us as supermarket sleuths?"
-->'''Brad:''' "Oh, wow. I-I never thought this day would come. Seriously I didn't because it's stupid. So obviously the answer is yes!"
* "'''''YOU COLD-FARTED ITCH !''''''"
-->'''Lupa''': Cold-farted itch? '''COLD FARTED ITCH'''?? Did he ''really'' just say that?!
-->''[Beat]''
-->'''Brad''' (''singing''): [[MoodWhiplash
It's just me pretending to be Michael Myers. Ha ha... [[BreathlessNonSequitur but yeah. Suolehp is dead for real.]]our world! It's our life!]]
-->'''Phelous''' (''singing''): So now I'm a believer!



[[folder:Wrong Turn]]
* The movie turns out to be [[ClicheStorm such a generic, unoriginal and forgettable movie]] Phelous forgets about it immediatly after watching it. ''Thrice''.

to:

[[folder:Wrong Turn]]
[[folder: Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust]]
* The His response to the Gingerdead Man saying how ridiculous the idea of bringing dolls to life is.
-->'''Phelous:''' "[[ActuallyPrettyFunny An actual joke?]] Get the Hell out of here! We're in the middle of the death of comedy!"
* He realizes that the song at the start of the
movie turns out was a warning, starting with the line "Run, run, run as fast as you can..." He runs away from the room, only to be [[ClicheStorm such a generic, unoriginal and forgettable movie]] Phelous forgets about it immediatly after watching it. ''Thrice''.return shortly after.
-->'''Phelous:''' "[[LampshadeHanging Running to my kitchen didn't get me very far]]."



[[folder:Hostel III]]
* Phelous D1 returns again at the end of the ''Film/HostelPartIII'' review! ...and Phelous doesn't care.
-->'''D1:''' "Ha ha ha ha! You never should have installed that tatoo scanner on your door, Phelous!"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1:''' "Uh... anyway, welcome back to the Phelous in a Hat and Trenchcoat saga! I'm taking you to the elite 'hunt people who are bound up' club!"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1:''' "BUT I-"\\
'''Phelous:''' "''No.''" \\
'''D1:''' "Come on I've got a really good storyline this time, honest!"\\
'''Phelous:''' "''No, you're supposed to be a cat still, so go back to that.''"\\
'''D1:''' "He he he. But you see, time can be rewritten and stuff, so I-"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1:''' "[[Series/DoctorWho I don't wanna g-]]"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1 (Suddenly becomes a cat):''' "Aw damn it!"

to:

[[folder:Hostel III]]
[[folder: Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver]]
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Phelous trying to hitch a ride with all the sense that's departing.]] He even [[LampshadeHanging comments]] that he had [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment no idea what the point of that was.]]
** He tries again immediately after (due to [[spoiler:the Gingerdead Man deciding to film a group of people fucking]]), and when he comes back into the room, Phelous [[spoiler:[[ShockingSwerve attacks the camera]]]].
* Phelous D1 returns again at trying to figure out how to do the end rest of the ''Film/HostelPartIII'' review! ...and review unconscious, while holding a hammer in his hand.
* His comment on seeing [[VideoGame/TheSimpsons The Simpsons arcade game]] in the background.
-->'''Phelous''': "Ooh, they have The Simpsons arcade machine! That was my favorite game from [[AnachronismStew 1976]]!"
*
Phelous doesn't care.
-->'''D1:''' "Ha ha ha ha! You never should have installed that tatoo scanner
commenting on your door, Phelous!"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1:''' "Uh... anyway, welcome back to
how half the Phelous in a Hat and Trenchcoat saga! film is just forced close-ups of the Gingerdead Man saying what he's gonna do next.
** "[[{{Narm}}
I'm taking you gonna lock a door!]]"
** "[[SpecialEffectsFailure I'm gonna do another terrible CGI shot!]]"
** "[[TakeThat I'm gonna learn how
to write with the elite 'hunt people who are bound up' club!"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1:''' "BUT I-"\\
'''Phelous:''' "''No.''" \\
'''D1:''' "Come on I've got a really good storyline
slightest bit of intelligence!]] [[TheyJustDidntCare Just kidding!]]"[[note]]For context, the Gingerdead Man in this time, honest!"\\
'''Phelous:''' "''No, you're supposed to be a cat still, so go back to that.''"\\
'''D1:''' "He he he. But you see, time can be rewritten and stuff, so I-"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1:''' "[[Series/DoctorWho I don't wanna g-]]"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1 (Suddenly becomes a cat):''' "Aw damn it!"
film is voiced by one of the movie's writers.[[/note]]



[[folder:Julie & Jack]]
* Pick any part of his ''Julie & Jack'' review together with ObscurusLupa (along with some unexpected TearJerker at the end). It helps that their vastly different styles mesh surprisingly well.

to:

[[folder:Julie & Jack]]
[[folder: Cricket on the Hearth]]
* Pick any part Every gag playing on how much [[{{Jerkass}} Cricket Crocket]] is awful, as well as how "lucky" he really is.
* The moment when a doll winds up [[RuleOfSymbolism without a painted pair
of his ''Julie & Jack'' review together eyes]] and Phelous overlays the [[SilentHill Otherworld transition cue]].
* Phelous making another offscreen gunshot gag... only for the exact same thing to happen for real later in the cartoon while Phelous swears [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer that it actually happened]] and [[NotMeThisTime he didn't add it in]].
* Old Man from Good Times' Beauty and the Beast coming to live
with ObscurusLupa (along the family.
* The cops from Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde show up to arrest Caleb.
-->'''Cop 1:''' Oi! he's talking to a bloody cricket, he is!\\
'''Cop 2:''' We'll have to lock him up for everyone's safety!
** They appear again during one of the song sequences.
--->'''Cop 1:''' Oi! Defacing Royal Naval property?!? You shall walk the plank, sir!
* "'Ello, sir, you want to move in
with some unexpected TearJerker me and the missus?"
* "The service
at the end). It helps Money Lender is fine, but it's the evil laughing that their vastly different styles mesh surprisingly well.keeps me coming back."
* Phelous' utter bewilderment of a [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment sexy cat singing in an animal nightclub.]]
* The entire Quantum Leap sketch featuring Aladdin, Paige, and Wordsworth from Aladdin And The Adventure Of All Time.



[[folder:Turtles Forever]]
* All the Shredder-related jokes in his review of ''Turtles Forever''.
-->'''Phelous:''' "No fucking shit, Shredder. The dimensional portal sent you to another dimension?"\\
'''Shredder:''' "Oh, how was I supposed to know that's what the dimensional portal was for? I thought it was used for making ice-cream."\\
'''Phelous:''' ''*disbelief*'' "Ohh, ''what an idiot.''"
* The cherry on the cake must go to the episode's [[TheStinger stinger]], however.
-->'''2003!Leonardo:''' "It's ''our'' Shredder. He's come here to tear down your world."\\
'''1987!Donatello:''' "And he's a grade-A meanie!"\\
[[ActuallyPrettyFunny Phelous launches into uncontrollable giggling upon hearing that line,]] [[SubvertedTrope but then...]]\\
'''Phelous:''' "What do you know, that giggle ray actually does work."

to:

[[folder:Turtles Forever]]
[[folder: Mortal Kombat: Konquest]]
* All [[RunningGag "Quan Chi as Siro the Shredder-related jokes in his review of ''Turtles Forever''.
-->'''Phelous:''' "No fucking shit, Shredder. The dimensional portal sent you to another dimension?"\\
'''Shredder:''' "Oh, how was I supposed to know that's what the dimensional portal was for? I thought it was used for making ice-cream."\\
'''Phelous:''' ''*disbelief*'' "Ohh, ''what an idiot.''"
* The cherry on the cake must go to the episode's [[TheStinger stinger]], however.
-->'''2003!Leonardo:''' "It's ''our'' Shredder. He's come here to tear down your world."\\
'''1987!Donatello:''' "And he's a grade-A meanie!"\\
[[ActuallyPrettyFunny Phelous launches into uncontrollable giggling upon hearing that line,]] [[SubvertedTrope but then...]]\\
'''Phelous:''' "What do you know, that giggle ray actually does work."
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhest Mortal Kombat Characterrr]]



[[folder: Roller Samurai Vampire Slayers]]
* Instead of a review, Phelous and [[ObscurusLupa Lupa]] work together on making a deliberately bad movie of their own, ''[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Roller Samurai Vampire Slayers]]'', which stars the couple as a crack pair of... well, ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. Sorta. Kinda. Almost.
** Several parts are highly amusing, but the best is when Phelous' character (who's a vampire in disguise) monologues about his past to himself, hoping that his KnightTemplar partner (played by Lupa) won't find him out. Unfortunately, he was talking aloud instead of thinking... and Lupa was right next to him.
*** This scene also allows Phelous to insert unused excerpts of ''Mortal Komedy''.

to:

[[folder: Roller Samurai Vampire Slayers]]
* Instead
[[folder:The True Story of a review, Phelous Puss 'n Boots]]
* The start of the movie.
-->'''Narrator:''' "I witnessed an incredible story, one I've decided to tell to children young
and [[ObscurusLupa Lupa]] work together on making a deliberately bad movie of their own, ''[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Roller Samurai Vampire Slayers]]'', which stars the couple as a crack pair of... well, ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. Sorta. Kinda. Almost.
** Several parts are highly amusing, but the best is when Phelous' character (who's a vampire in disguise) monologues about his past to himself, hoping that his KnightTemplar partner (played by Lupa) won't find him out. Unfortunately, he was talking aloud instead of thinking... and Lupa was right next to him.
*** This scene also allows Phelous to insert unused excerpts of ''Mortal Komedy''.
old."
-->'''Phelous!Narrator:''' "And that's why I'm currently serving 5 life sentences."



[[folder: Child's Play 2]]
* When Andy asks if he'll see his mother again:
-->'''Phelous''': Let me check [=IMDB=], honey. *checks Catherine Hicks' [=IMDB=] page* Nope. Your mom doesn't love you and she's never coming back.
* Critic's shit-eating grin after LampshadeHanging his video's recent mid-rolls.
* The BrickJoke reference to Catherine Hicks' role in ''Star Trek IV''.
-->'''Phelous''': What, was she too busy with her precious ''Star Trek'' at the time?
-->'''Critic''': Oh, so ''now'' you remember she was in ''Star Trek IV''. Well, no-- this is long after the ''Star Trek'' movie.
-->'''Phelous''': Really? I thought ''[[Film/HomewardBoundTheIncredibleJourney Homeward Bound]]'' came out after this.
-->'''Critic''': ...who are you?!
* When Chucky smashes Tommy's face in and buries him under the swing. Phelous thinks it's the greatest encounter in the film, ''bar none''.
* The Critic and Phelous swapping bodies at the end...[[spoiler:except it doesn't really work, but the Critic just keeps going on as if he's Phelous anyway, practically making fun of him. The icing on the cake goes to him interrupting the end of the Channel Awesome jingle by screaming the last notes.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Critic''': *laughs* You should be the one doing this imitation, he sounds more like you!]]

to:

[[folder: Child's Play 2]]

[[folder:Dragon Ball: The Path To Power]]
* When Andy asks if he'll see his mother again:
RunningGag of inserting the infamous NeverSayDie edits from the Ocean Dub of DBZ whenever a character dies.
* The shots at [[Anime/DragonBallGT Dragon Ball GT]] he made throughout the review.
* "[[ButtMonkey YAMCHA]] THE MOST [[Series/MortalKombatConquest SIRO]] DRAGON BALL Z CHARACTER!"
* '''Goku''':"What do I care about seeing your dirty old fanny?"
-->'''Phelous''': Let me check [=IMDB=], honey. *checks Catherine Hicks' [=IMDB=] page* Nope. Your mom doesn't love ''Fanny''?! Goku, you and she's never coming back.
* Critic's shit-eating grin after LampshadeHanging his video's recent mid-rolls.
* The BrickJoke reference to Catherine Hicks' role in ''Star Trek IV''.
-->'''Phelous''': What, was she too busy with her precious ''Star Trek'' at the time?
-->'''Critic''': Oh, so ''now''
realize you remember she was in ''Star Trek IV''. Well, no-- this is long after the ''Star Trek'' movie.
-->'''Phelous''': Really? I thought ''[[Film/HomewardBoundTheIncredibleJourney Homeward Bound]]'' came out after this.
-->'''Critic''': ...who are you?!
* When Chucky smashes Tommy's face in and buries him under the swing. Phelous thinks it's the greatest encounter in the film, ''bar none''.
* The Critic and Phelous swapping bodies at the end...[[spoiler:except
can't say that! In England! Therefore you can't say it doesn't really work, but the Critic just keeps going on as if he's Phelous anyway, practically making fun of him. The icing on the cake goes to him interrupting the end of the Channel Awesome jingle by screaming the last notes.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Critic''': *laughs* You should be the one doing this imitation, he sounds more like you!]]
anywhere! Besides, over there it means [[CurseCutShort cun--]]



[[folder: Mortal Komedy]]
* Phelous' April Fool's review of his own ''Mortal Komedy'', from start to finish. You could hardly get any more meta, and Phelous milks the concept for all its worth.

to:

[[folder: Mortal Komedy]]
[[folder:Planet of the Turtloids]]
* Phelous' "Stop [[BreakingtheFourthWall breaking the fourth wall]], [[DamselInDistress April]], it's only funny when Raphael does it."
** And then, three seconds later: "[[LogicBomb Stop breaking the fourth wall, Raphael, it's only funny when
April Fool's review of his own ''Mortal Komedy'', from start to finish. You could hardly get any more meta, and Phelous milks the concept for all its worth.does it.]]"



[[folder: Killdozer]]
* [[SpecialEffectsFailure "Once upon a time in space there was a strange red ring thing that created a blue floaty piece of styrofoam which went over to a bouncy ball with the earth painted on it, making some rock on there glow blue for a bit, where it awaits contact with a bulldozer..."]]
* Phelous giving the opening of the movie an 80s-style sitcom edit.
* The goofy voice he gives the Killdozer. "KILLDOZER DOES NOT RUN ON FUEL! KILLDOZER CAN RUN ON HATE!"
* '''[=DeForest=] Kelly''': "You stink... You stink..."
* The battle between Killdozer and Life Crane is NarmCharm of the highest degree, and it is hilarious. One wonders if he wasn't channeling ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight Symphony Of The Night]]'' with that one.
* The numerous spin-offs that the movie had: Shovkill, Killcill, Flushkill, and Amityville 4.

to:

[[folder: Killdozer]]
[[folder:Dragon Ball Z: Top 15 Funniest Alternations & Censoring]]
* [[SpecialEffectsFailure "Once upon a time in space there was a strange red ring thing that created a blue floaty piece of styrofoam which went over to a bouncy ball with "And here's [[BlackComedy the earth painted cherry on it, making some rock on there glow blue for a bit, where it awaits contact with a bulldozer..."]]
* Phelous giving the opening
top of the movie an 80s-style sitcom edit.
evacuation]] [[{{Pun}} sundae.]]
* The goofy voice he gives the Killdozer. "KILLDOZER DOES NOT RUN ON FUEL! KILLDOZER CAN RUN ON HATE!"
* '''[=DeForest=] Kelly''': "You stink... You stink...
"We could handle main character's getting 'Next Dimensioned', but random people? They just escaped on their parachutes, because it's Sunday."
* The battle between Killdozer and Life Crane is NarmCharm of After the highest degree, and it is hilarious. One wonders if he wasn't channeling ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight Symphony Of The Night]]'' with credits
--> '''Nappa''' "Vegeta! what does the scouter say about his power level?"
--> '''Phelous!Vegeta''' "Too bad it's sunday! I would've said an [[Main/DiscreditedMeme overused meme]] tomorrow."
* ''(deadpan)'' "Trigger warning, guys: tears. Oops, was too late on
that one.
* The numerous spin-offs that the movie had: Shovkill, Killcill, Flushkill, and Amityville 4.
one."



[[folder: Amityville 4]]
* Phelous's glosses over previous Amityville sequels (though he mentions that the house blew up in both films and somehow got better) because this is the one he's been waiting for; why? '''"EVIL FUCKING LAMP"'''. The movie's absurd enough with having a haunted lamp as the villain, but he makes it even sillier; giving the lamp dialogue.
* ''Every times'' Phelous [[GagDub gives dialogues to the Lamp]]:
-->"[[IncomingHam I AM THE FACE OF THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP]]!"
-->"[[EvilLaugh YERHAA!]] I am the ULTIMATE POWER! NOTHING CAN'T STOP THE LAMP! .... [[WeaksauceWeakness except a yard sell]]. [[OhCrap Damn it!]]"
-->"Don't laugh at me! I AM EVIL INCARNATE IN A LIGHT UP ROOM, DAMN IT!!"
-->"Hey! Put me down, damn it! I am the ultimate evil power! FEEEL MY WRATH! THE WRATH OF LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!"
** Especially hilarious are the exchanges it has with the cat:
--->'''Evil Lamp''': "What do you think YOU are doing, cat?"
--->'''Cat''': "[[BlatantLies Eee.... nothing.]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I wasn't gonna eat that bird or anything...]]"
--->'''Evil Lamp''': "THE BIIIIIRRRRD IS MIIIINE! AHAHAHAHA!"
--->'''Cat''': "Eeee, whatever; it would have been a lot of effort to get into that cage, anyway..."
* The scene with the little girl believing the lamp is her father. Cue her mother taking her away:
-->"I don't like the insinuation that I screwed a lamp! You are grounded!"
* At one point we see the girl's room trashed, with crayon scribbles on the wall. This leads to an imagine spot of the lamp, holding crayons, walking into the room. ''"Ahahahaha! No one will suspect the lamp drew on the wall with crayon! No one suspects the laaaamp, haha!"''
* ''Riiing'' "Collect call from '''EVIL LAMP'''. Will you accept the charges?"

to:

[[folder: Amityville 4]]
[[folder:Alice in Wonderland]]
* The second time Alice visits the hallway with the doors, the movie recycles so much animation from earlier, that Phelous fabricates a scenario of her getting trapped in a GroundhogDayLoop.
* Four words: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q2MGA8qB18 Old Man in Wonderland]].
* Phelous's glosses over previous Amityville sequels (though he mentions reaction to seeing a cartoon caterpillar that the house blew up in both films and somehow got better) because this is the one he's been waiting for; why? '''"EVIL FUCKING LAMP"'''. The movie's absurd enough with having a haunted lamp as the villain, but he makes it even sillier; giving the lamp dialogue.
* ''Every times'' Phelous [[GagDub gives dialogues to the Lamp]]:
-->"[[IncomingHam
looks freakishly like himself. "Well... I AM THE FACE OF THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP]]!"
-->"[[EvilLaugh YERHAA!]] I am the ULTIMATE POWER! NOTHING CAN'T STOP THE LAMP! .... [[WeaksauceWeakness except a yard sell]]. [[OhCrap Damn it!]]"
-->"Don't laugh at me! I AM EVIL INCARNATE IN A LIGHT UP ROOM, DAMN IT!!"
-->"Hey! Put me down, damn it! I am the ultimate evil power! FEEEL MY WRATH! THE WRATH OF LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!"
** Especially hilarious are the exchanges it has with the cat:
--->'''Evil Lamp''': "What do you think YOU are doing, cat?"
--->'''Cat''': "[[BlatantLies Eee.... nothing.]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I wasn't gonna eat that bird or anything...]]"
--->'''Evil Lamp''': "THE BIIIIIRRRRD IS MIIIINE! AHAHAHAHA!"
--->'''Cat''': "Eeee, whatever; it
always wondered what ''I'' would have been a lot of effort to get into that cage, anyway..."
* The scene with the little girl believing the lamp is her father. Cue her mother taking her away:
-->"I don't
look like the insinuation that I screwed as a lamp! You are grounded!"
* At one point we see the girl's room trashed, with crayon scribbles on the wall. This leads to an imagine spot of the lamp, holding crayons, walking into the room. ''"Ahahahaha! No one will suspect the lamp drew on the wall with crayon! No one suspects the laaaamp, haha!"''
* ''Riiing'' "Collect call from '''EVIL LAMP'''. Will you accept the charges?"
high-as-fuck caterpillar."



[[folder: Man's Best Friend]]
* Phelous completely losing it during his review of ''Film/MansBestFriend'' during the scene where [[SpecialEffectsFailure Max swallows a cat whole.]]
* His utter bafflement over the "Dog-Rape Scene".
* When "Yellow Eyes" tries to give rat poison to Max:
-->'''Phelous!Max''': You made a huge mistake, fellah! Everyone knows rat poison goes horribly with mailman! Rat poison only goes well with annoying parrot! (attacks the parrot)
-->'''Phelous''': Well, at least that parrot wasn't [[Film/AmityvilleTheEvilEscapes roasted alive by a lamp!]]
* "PISSALITY!"
* The exchange between the Puppy and Max:
-->'''Phelous!Puppy''': [[WesternAnimation/PoundPuppiesAndTheLegendOfBigPaw You gotta use your Puppy Power, Max!]]
-->'''Phelous!Max''': I FUCKIN' HATE PUPPY POWER! I'LL KILL YOU!
* Phelous pointing out the villain being killed by a puppy has to be the most embarrassing death ever. Cue a shot of his tombstone reading "Android Heriksen: He survived the killer dog but then a puppy killed him".

to:

[[folder: Man's Best Friend]]
[[folder:Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys]]
* When Hermie and Rudolph are crossing a lake, Phelous completely losing it during jokingly suggests this actually is the Styx, and will lead to his review of ''Film/MansBestFriend'' during the scene where [[SpecialEffectsFailure Max swallows a cat whole.]]
* His utter bafflement over the "Dog-Rape Scene".
* When "Yellow Eyes" tries
favourite movie: [[Film/JasonGoesToHellTheFinalFriday Rudolph Goes to give rat poison to Max:
-->'''Phelous!Max''': You made a huge mistake, fellah! Everyone knows rat poison goes horribly with mailman! Rat poison only goes well with annoying parrot! (attacks the parrot)
-->'''Phelous''': Well, at least that parrot wasn't [[Film/AmityvilleTheEvilEscapes roasted alive by a lamp!]]
* "PISSALITY!"
* The exchange between the Puppy and Max:
-->'''Phelous!Puppy''': [[WesternAnimation/PoundPuppiesAndTheLegendOfBigPaw You gotta use your Puppy Power, Max!]]
-->'''Phelous!Max''': I FUCKIN' HATE PUPPY POWER! I'LL KILL YOU!
* Phelous pointing out the villain being killed by a puppy has to be the most embarrassing death ever. Cue a shot of his tombstone reading "Android Heriksen: He survived the killer dog but
Hell]]. Which will then a puppy killed him".lead to [[Film/FreddyVsJason Rudolph Vs Frosty]].
-->"[[Film/AlienVsPredator Whoever wins...]] we'll forget."
* "Hermie banged the Tooth Fairy. Never forget."



[[folder: Aladdin]]
* ''Aladdin'' has several, from the fakeout in which Phelous reveals this isn't the Disney ''Aladdin'' to Phelous mimicking the villain's ("Jafart") poorly animated movements.
* The various ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'' jokes in the ''Shredder'' review (the male lead being Aladdin's voice actor).
-->'''Aladdin:''' "You, the world's oldest living virgin?"\\
'''Jafar:''' "I'm saving myself!"\\
'''Aladdin:''' "Yeah, for a farm animal."\\
''*Iago freaks out*''
* He plays a scene unedited which skips about and cuts randomly due to the poor nature of the film transfer, leading to:
-->'''Phelous''': '''*Calmly*''' Could be a ''LITTLE'' less awk '''*Cut, suddenly raging*''' '''''HELL'S GOING ON HERE?!?!'''''
* When Aladdin's mother frees the genie from the lamp and she faints:
-->'''Genie!Phelous''': I have struck your mother dead, boy. That's a free bonus.

to:

[[folder: Aladdin]]
[[folder:Magic Gift of the Snowman]]
* ''Aladdin'' When Landon reveals the snowman to his sister:
-->'''Phelous!Emery:''' Wow! Thank you for the personal creeper outside my window.\\
'''Phelous!Landon:''' Oh don't worry, Em, he's just going to watch '''[[EvilSoundsDeep EVERYTHING YOU DO!]]'''
* Phelous notes just how silly the "If she can make it to Christmas" diagnosis is, so he
has several, the parents seek a second opinion. And ''who'' do they consult, you ask...?
-->'''[[EnsembleDarkhorse Old Man]]:''' [[RunningGag Your daughter got all wet
from the fakeout in which Phelous reveals this isn't snow! She's completely useless now!]]\\
'''Phelous!Dad:''' ...Oh, alright, we'll go with
the Disney ''Aladdin'' "magical Christmas" diagnosis.
* His reactions
to Phelous mimicking the villain's ("Jafart") poorly animated movements.
* The various ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'' jokes
unsettling things in the ''Shredder'' review (the male lead being Aladdin's voice actor).
-->'''Aladdin:''' "You, the world's oldest living virgin?"\\
'''Jafar:''' "I'm saving myself!"\\
'''Aladdin:''' "Yeah, for a farm animal."\\
''*Iago freaks out*''
* He plays a scene unedited which skips about and cuts randomly due to the poor nature of
the film transfer, leading to:
-->'''Phelous''': '''*Calmly*''' Could be a ''LITTLE'' less awk '''*Cut, suddenly raging*''' '''''HELL'S GOING ON HERE?!?!'''''
* When Aladdin's mother frees
such as the genie from UnfortunateImplications of the lamp power the princess' smile holds, Snowden being a {{Jerkass}} to the kids, the villain being modeled off of [[Series/TalesFromTheCrypt the Crypt Keeper]] and she faints:
-->'''Genie!Phelous''':
who ''burns to death'' in the end.
-->'''Phelous:''' Half the time
I have struck your mother dead, boy. That's a free bonus.went to write horrible responses for Snowden to say for this review, he would straight-up say them in the movie anyway!
* Phelous' reaction to hearing that [[BigBad the Charlatan]] snuck into Princess Electra's room at night and stole her smile.
-->'''Phelous:''' [[OhCrap Oh, shit]]. I don't think I'm gonna like [[{{Squick}} how he makes her]] [[MemeticMolester lose her smile...]]''([[RunningGag Rape]] [[BlackComedyRape Horn]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice plays]])''



[[folder: Blood Rayne]]
* The [[VampireHunter Briemstone Society members]] are so emotionless and bored-looking no matter what they say or do, Phelous keeps referring to them as the "No Shit Society".
* When Kagan is about to absorb the heart to allow him to become a DaywalkingVampire:
-->'''Kagan''': Prepare to witness the beginning of a new era.
-->'''Phelous''': Yeah, a ''single'' vampire will be able to walk in the sunlight, now! [[SarcasmMode New era]]!

to:

[[folder: Blood Rayne]]
[[folder:Dinosaur Adventure]]
* The [[VampireHunter Briemstone Society members]] are so emotionless Him pointing out the kid unfriendly dialogue with Tio's father and bored-looking no matter what they say or do, Phelous keeps referring to them as Robin's father.
-->'''Robin's father''': My God!\\
'''Tio's father''': What
the "No Shit Society".
''[[PrecisionFStrike hell]]''?!
* When Kagan is about to absorb Everything involving [[EnsembleDarkhorse Oro,]] especially the heart to allow him to become a DaywalkingVampire:
-->'''Kagan''': Prepare to witness the beginning of a new era.
-->'''Phelous''': Yeah, a ''single'' vampire
"science will make us fly" scene:
-->'''Oro''': You're as stupid as you always were!\\
'''Phelous''': Yikes! If you're getting called stupid by ''[[UncannyValley this]]'' face, you better rethink your life.\\
'''Oro''': Science has made progress! One day, we'll all
be able to walk in fly!\\
'''Phelous''': That's ''not'' how science works!\\
'''Phelous!Oro''': (''hovering through
the sunlight, now! [[SarcasmMode New era]]!air'') I'm flyyyyyiiiiinnng! ''SCIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNCE!''
* His reaction to the discovery of Tio II. He points out the obvious cruelty of Tio's parents just not bothering to look for their son and just had another son named after the first one.
--> '''Phelous''': Holy shit, their parents are horrible! [[CrossesTheLineTwice I love it!]]
* '''[[CallBack SCENE-INTERRUPTING ANKYLOSAURUS!!!]]'''
* "And everything was perfect in Damn Hell Valley... [[HappyEndingOverride until the ice age two days later."]]
-->'''The Lion King''': [[RunningGag My God!]]



[[folder: Blood Rayne 2]]
* Phelous mocking the fact that Rayne apparently has a gift to cause people who team up with her to die.
* This scene from his ''[[Film/BloodRayne BloodRayne 2]]'' review:
-->'''Phelous''' (referring to an annoying reporter character he doesn't like): "Please kill him!!"
--> ''(A picture of the character appears with the words "He doesn't die", followed by Phelous singing "Doodly Derpy Derp DOOP DOOP DOOP" like Kermit the Frog.'')
--> '''Phelous''': *cries*
* "Soooo, Billy the Kid and kids.... yeaaaaaah, don't vampires have laws against this too?"
** Which leads to this line when Billy flirts with Rayne:
-->"Funny, I didn't think she was your type, Pedi the Kid!"
* The multiple times Phelous mocks Billy's absolutely ridiculous plan:
-->"This plan is about as smart as something Billy the Kid would come up with himself! ({{Beat}}) So yeah, maybe it ''would'' work on him."
-->"That gatling gun was set up by the vampires! Did ''they'' load it with garlic holy water bullets?! This seems like a really stupid plan! ({{Beat}}) Must have been Billy's."

to:

[[folder: Blood Rayne 2]]
[[folder:The Countryside Bears]]
* Phelous mocking The triumphant return of Scene-Interrupting Bear.
* At one point,
the fact creepy stalker crow from ''Dinosaur Adventure'' makes an appearance in the background, causing this to happen:
--> '''Phelous!Lion King''': [[CatchPhrase MY GOD!]] A SPY! ''(eats the crow)''
* When the baby kangaroo is picked up by the wind:
-->'''Phelous!Wabuu''': Well, she's dead. Let's go!
** "This, of course, is just one of those freak forest winds
that Rayne apparently has can pick up a gift kangaroo but manages to cause people who team up with her to die.
* This scene from his ''[[Film/BloodRayne BloodRayne 2]]'' review:
-->'''Phelous''' (referring to an annoying reporter character he
not really disturb the trees. Weird, right? [[SarcasmMode It's almost like Dingo doesn't like): "Please kill him!!"
--> ''(A picture of the character appears with the words "He doesn't die",
actually animate their stock backgrounds or something."]]
** Which is
followed up with a cameo by Oro from ''Dinosaur Adventure'':
--->'''Phelous!Oro''': I ''told'' you science was making progress to make us all fly! (''flies past the kangaroo'') ''[[CallBack SCIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNCE!]]''
* One the bears complains how nobody will care if he gets wet, thus prompting....
--> '''Old Man''': I hope that bear ''does'' get wet in the future, [[RunningGag because that will mean...]] [[spoiler: [[SubvertedTrope that I was expected!]] [[ExtremeOmnivore *eats Grumpy*]] Ha! fooled you guys on that one!]]
* Phelous' JawDrop after Wabuu is called a [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids child murderer.]]
*
Phelous singing "Doodly Derpy Derp DOOP DOOP DOOP" like Kermit almost gives up on the Frog.'')
--> '''Phelous''': *cries*
* "Soooo, Billy
movie after the Kid and kids.... yeaaaaaah, don't vampires have laws against this too?"
** Which leads to this
very first line when Billy flirts with Rayne:
-->"Funny, I didn't think she was your type, Pedi the Kid!"
* The multiple times Phelous mocks Billy's absolutely ridiculous plan:
-->"This plan
of dialogue is about as smart as something Billy the Kid would come up with himself! ({{Beat}}) So yeah, maybe it ''would'' work on him."
-->"That gatling gun was set up by the vampires! Did ''they'' load it with garlic holy water bullets?! This seems like a really stupid plan! ({{Beat}}) Must have been Billy's."
"[[AccidentalInnuendo Hello]], [[UnfortunateNames Wiener]]."



[[folder: Blubberella]]
* ''Blubberella'':
-->'''Creator/ClintHoward''': "Well, fuck my donkey."
-->(Both the original Creator/ClintHoward's lines and Phelous' imitations are hysterical.)

to:

[[folder: Blubberella]]
[[folder:The Secret of the Hunchback]]
* ''Blubberella'':
-->'''Creator/ClintHoward''': "Well, fuck my donkey.
When Quasimodo tries to explain himself to the priest:
--> ''Quasimodo''': I wanna be, part of their wooooooorld.\\
'''Priest''': ''Stop ripping off the wrong cartoon, ugly''!
* After showing the scene with the doctor taking some kind of medicine, Phelous notes that Notre Dame's health care was the worst.
** And shortly after that:
--> '''Phelous''': Highlights of Quasimodo's life! (beat) [[DeadpanSnarker A pill popping doctor.]]
* [[SarcasmMode "Ah yes, just what the Hunchback of Notre Dame stories were always missing....a protection racket plot.]] But at least Notre Dame finally has a sheriff to bring order to this town of ugly babies.
"
-->(Both the original Creator/ClintHoward's lines and * This:
-->'''Quasimodo''': Today's Fool's Day!\\
'''Phelous''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yes, I get that feeling already.]]
*
Phelous' imitations are hysterical.)various comments upon realizing the sheriff "Bearded [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]]" is supposed to be Frollo:
-->'''Phelous''': "[[NewJobAsThePlotDemands Frollo really gets to have a lot of different jobs, doesn't he?]] Frollo was the archdeacon in [[Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the book]], he was a judge in [[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the Disney one]], but now, [[SarcasmMode the greatest Frollo of the all is the Sheriff of Notre Dame!]]"
-->'''Bearded Le Fou''': By order of Lord Frollo, high sheriff of the city of Paris...\\
'''Phelous''': Yes, keep saying it, it sounds dumber every time!
* The "Stupid Surprised Sheriff"
* The fake-out ending:
-->'''Priest''': We can only pray that some day they will see as you really are, Quasimodo.\\
[[AC:But they never did]]\\
[[AC:The End]]
* Frollo promises the bohemians an amnisty, and "maybe more":
-->'''Phelous!Frollo''': Maybe even seven minutes of heaven with [[CallBack Deputy Duck]]!\\
'''Phelous!Bohemian''': Uuuuh... I am not really [[BestialityIsDepraved into that]]... ''(Frollo throws a knife at him)''\\
'''Phelous!Frollo''': [[BerserkButton No-one turns down Deputy Duck!]]
* [[WesternAnimation/FatAlbertAndTheCosbyKids "Hey, hey, HEY!]] I'm a [[PrecisionFStrike muthafucking]] ''gargoyle'', [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!"
* Once Quasimodo's true face is revealed:
-->'''Mah God King''': [[CatchPhrase My god!]] He's less creepy than before! RUUUN!
* When Pierre immediatly figures out that [[CaptainObvious the big, fat bohemian trying to pose as Esmeralda isn't her]]:
-->"PIERRELOCK, THE GREATEST NOTRE DAME DETECTIVE!"
* Playing the Film/PumaMan theme over the scene where [[spoiler: [[GainaxEnding Quasimodo spontaneously grows wings and starts flying]].]]



[[folder: In the Name of the King]]
* His review of ''Film/InTheNameOfTheKing'' involves a lot of his jokes being puns based off of Lord of the Rings. And they're all hilarious.

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[[folder: In The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (Golden Films Version)]]
* Throughout
the Name of review, comparing this version to the King]]
Good Times version - and deciding this one [[UpToEleven is much worse]]. He makes a convincing case.
* After seeing the film's design of Frollo... [[AdaptationalNameChange oh, I mean Jean-Claude!]]
-->'''Phelous''': Oh wow... [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone I feel bad]] for calling Frollo in Film/TheSecretOfTheHunchback [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]] with facial hair now. [[TheyJustDidntCare This really is just]] [[{{Expy}} Gaston with a curly mustache]]. [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] [[SarcasmMode bravo, Golden Guys!]]
* His review of ''Film/InTheNameOfTheKing'' involves laugh at this Quasimodo's InformedDeformity.
-->"[[SarcasmMode The best way to show that he has beauty on the inside is by giving him beauty on the outside]]!"\\
"Oooh, he's so grotesque! He looks like he is ready to join
a lot boys band!"
* When the bats are somehow able to communicate with Quasimodo during daytime from Notre-Dame when he is outside during night time leads to Phelous theorizing they are from another dimension.
* "Quasi-Frollo" saying "The party is over, Fellas!" with his accent. Cue Phelous' reaction:
-->'''Phelous''': Di-did he just say my fucking name?! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
* "[[CaptainObvious Doing anything against the law is illegal.]]"
* His theory on Quasimodo [[spoiler: becoming handsome.]]
-->''Did Esmer-Melody use her magic on him or did he just brush his hair out
of his jokes being puns based off of Lord of eyes and stand up straight? Take your pick, [[{{Asspull}} it's insultingly stupid either way!]]''
* His response to Melody and
the Rings. And they're all hilarious.Hunchback getting married at the end:
-->'''Phelous''': Creator/VictorHugo always intended to have Esmerelda and Quasimodo marry at the end. He just didn't have the technology to write it back then.



[[folder: Child's Play 3]]
* [[HypocriticalHumor The Nostalgia Critic calling Phelous' life a disaster and laughing at him]]. Depending on if this takes place before or after ''ScoobyDoo'', could also be HarsherInHindsight.
* Phelous finally explaining how reviewers in two different places can possibly communicate with one another... which deeply freaks out Critic (and possibly the audience).
* After Critic states he never does meta jokes, he realizes he has Doug Walker's wedding ring on and tries to hide it.
* Remembering the Good Guy CEO's quote from the last review, Critic and Phelous proceed to call him "Mr. Shove-It-Up-Your-Ass."
* This time, Phelous banishes Casper [[spoiler:to the toilet]]. At the end, the Critic goes to use it, [[spoiler:forgetting Casper was banished there]].
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext MY LIFE IS AN ENDLESS DISAPPOINTMENT]]
* The return of "I have a date with a six-year-old boy."
* This line:
-->'''Chucky''' (on seeing Andy making out with the film's love interest): "Man, I really gotta get out of this body!"
-->'''Phelous!Chucky''': [[FoeYay "Then I can be the one kissing Andy."]]
-->''Cut to an ImagineSpot of Charles Lee Ray kissing Andy''
* [[UrineTrouble Yellow liquid]] running in front of an image of Harold Whitehurst after he sacrifices himself.
* "This means war." (Chucky then pops out of a WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes drum.)
* Mr. Explainy-Pants explaining the joke about random deaths being funny or not...[[spoiler:then getting shot by the Critic and saying that the joke was irony.]]

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[[folder: Child's Play 3]]
* [[HypocriticalHumor
The Nostalgia Critic calling Hunchback Of Notre Dame (Dingo Pictures Version)]]
*
Phelous' life a disaster and laughing at him]]. Depending on if this takes place before or after ''ScoobyDoo'', could also be HarsherInHindsight.
* Phelous finally explaining how reviewers in two different places can possibly communicate with one another... which deeply freaks out Critic (and possibly
shock that of all the audience).
* After Critic states he never does meta jokes, he realizes
versions he has Doug Walker's wedding ring on and tries to hide it.
* Remembering
seen of the Good Guy CEO's quote from Hunchback of Notre-Dame, the last review, Critic and Phelous proceed to call him "Mr. Shove-It-Up-Your-Ass."
* This time, Phelous banishes Casper [[spoiler:to the toilet]]. At the end, the Critic goes to use it, [[spoiler:forgetting Casper was banished there]].
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext MY LIFE IS AN ENDLESS DISAPPOINTMENT]]
* The return of "I have a date with a six-year-old boy."
* This line:
-->'''Chucky''' (on seeing Andy making out with the film's love interest): "Man, I really gotta get out of this body!"
-->'''Phelous!Chucky''': [[FoeYay "Then I can be
''Dingo'' version is the one kissing Andy."]]
-->''Cut to
where Frollo actually is an ImagineSpot of Charles Lee Ray kissing Andy''
* [[UrineTrouble Yellow liquid]] running
Archdeacon like he was in front of an image of Harold Whitehurst after he sacrifices himself.
* "This means war." (Chucky then pops out of a WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes drum.)
* Mr. Explainy-Pants explaining
the joke about random deaths being funny or not...[[spoiler:then getting shot by the Critic and saying book.
* When Pierre tells Esmeralda
that the joke was irony.she's full of secrets, [[Main/CallBack she grows wings and flies away while the]] Film/PumaMan [[Main/CallBack theme plays.]]



[[folder: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Action Figures]]
* His review of the deluxe 1987 ''TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' action figures; which doubles as a massive TakeThat to the Irate the 80s subseries from TheIrateGamer, copying mannerisms, review styles, bad economic logic, and rating the figures a [[SoOkayItsAverage Nostalgic Okay]].

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[[folder: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Action Figures]]
Hellraiser: Hellworld]]
* His review of "[[RunningGag Christ's sake, that's the deluxe 1987 ''TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' action figures; which doubles as a massive TakeThat to stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.]]"
* Phelous calling
the Irate main characters the 80s subseries from TheIrateGamer, copying mannerisms, review styles, bad economic logic, WesternAnimation/SuperFriends due to Creator/HenryCavill and rating Creator/KharyPayton's presence among their ranks.
** He also suggests that Christopher Jacot's character isn't getting along with
the figures others due to being [[WesternAnimation/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroes more of a [[SoOkayItsAverage Nostalgic Okay]].Marvel guy]].
* Phelous's favorite Cenobite..."[[NoNameGiven The Other One]]"...?
** "2/10"
** Made even better by Pinhead going on rants about how lame Other One is.



[[folder: Halloweenie Series 2012]]
* [[StylisticSuck His reviews as "Halloweenie"]]. ''Everything''. From the fake skull "mask", to the skull on his desk wearing a baseball hat and glasses (no doubt a reference to [[https://twitter.com/Phelous/status/247484004729769985/photo/1 this]] picture he posted on Twitter), to the [[LargeHam hamminess]], to the SpecialEffectsFailure, to the intentionally shoddy editing, and to the horrible "jokes".
-->'''Halloweenie''': They FUNSIZED my pumpkiiin! I'm lying, it's an orange. I don't know how to carve a pump- (straight to next cut)
-->'''Halloweenie''': For years we've been sold on these mini lies with the lie fun-size. Well, do you know what's fun to me? Killing pe- More Candy!

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[[folder: Halloweenie Series 2012]]
* [[StylisticSuck His reviews as "Halloweenie"]]. ''Everything''. From
Beauty and the fake skull "mask", to Beast Anime]]
* Phelous' shock upon learning
the skull on his desk wearing Beauty actually has a baseball hat and glasses (no doubt a reference to [[https://twitter.com/Phelous/status/247484004729769985/photo/1 this]] picture he posted on Twitter), to real name this time (Maria) instead of just "Beauty" or Beauty in another language.
* Every time Old Man [[EvenEvilHasStandards calls out Anime Dad/Beardria]].
-->'''Old Man''': ''(after
the [[LargeHam hamminess]], to the SpecialEffectsFailure, to the intentionally shoddy editing, and to the horrible "jokes".
-->'''Halloweenie''':
daughters asked for their gifts)'' They FUNSIZED my pumpkiiin! I'm lying, it's an orange. I don't know how to carve a pump- (straight to next cut)
-->'''Halloweenie''': For years we've been sold on these mini lies with
deserve it! Get them nothing!\\
'''Anime Dad''': [[AbusiveParents Maybe my gift will be
the lie fun-size. Well, do back of my hand]]!\\
'''Old Man''': ...Too far, bro!\\\
'''Old Man''': ''(when the father finds the red roses)'' Oh! This is your chance to get Maria back! Get her a pink rose instead of the red one that she requested!\\
'''Anime Dad''': Ah, yes! Then I will [[AssShove shove the rose so far up her ass it comes out her mouth]] and then [[AxCrazy burn the house down]]!\\
'''Old Man''': Eh... maybe I should just stop talking to you...\\\
'''Anime Dad''': ''(offering a dildo to Maria)'' That's sure gonna make
you know what's fun '''wet''', uh?\\
'''Old Man''': I am not saying it! I refuse
to me? Killing pe- More Candy!have any part in this! You are the worst Beauty's father ever!\\\
'''Anime Dad''': ''Maria''!\\
'''Old Man''': Who cares! ''(leaves)''
* Phelous' AlternativeCharacterInterpretation that Maria actually is trying to troll her dad and get him killed.
* Phelous questioning the veracity of birds as wedding witnesses.
-->'''Dingo Judge''': How wrong you are. This goat has verified everything. Their marriage is legal and binding.\\
'''Phelous''': Stupid Middle Ages!!!
* The reveal of Maria's "real" father.
-->''No![[spoiler: Not [[CallBack Senor Mustache!]] He's not nearly as popular as [[EnsembleDarkhorse Old Man!]]]]"
* The RunningGag of Maria [[PowerIncontinence accidentally turning everything into dust.]]



[[folder: Rob Zombie's Halloween 2]]
* ''"Did you just talked? No! I don't want to hear another word from you. And I sure hope it doesn't happen again!" *Winks*''
* ''"Besides this is not a remake. This is an original... Pile of Crap."''
* The first dialog between Child!Michael and his mom.
--> '''Phelous!Child!Michael''': I just feel a little sick after my [[TheOtherDarrin actor change]]. Did we really need more scenes of me?
--> '''Phelous!Rob Zombie's wife''': Of course we did, honey. We need to bring up the stupid [[AnimalMotifs white horse]] shit, because my ghost is gonna show up with one all the time, and it symbolizes stuff, so it's got meaning and shit. Clever, right?
--> '''Phelous''': ''*Completely deadpan*'' No.
* ''"I died so you don't have to~!"''
* The conversation between Laurie and the psychiatrist:
--> '''Psychiatrist''': Laurie, they never found his body.
--> '''Laurie''': So?
--> '''Phelous!Psychiatrist''': There's no reason to be calm, Laurie. He's still out there. He's going to kill you! You need to panic right now!!
* The scene where Loomis complaints about an old picture of "Old Loomis"... said photo is Donald Pleasence's.
* Loomis declaring Michael Myers is Dead, spelling it "D-E-E-D".
--> '''Phelous''': And we do see in fact Michael Myers IS fucking ''"Deed"'', as the Brawny man replaced him.
* His reaction at Michael [[FanDisservice revealing his leg through a slit in a tunic]], after the line of [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow "A Chick dressing as a Dude who wants to be a Chick"]].
* The face Phelous makes when Michael Myers "talks" (more like makes a subtitle appearing with sparkly sounds) in his Halloween remake review has to be seen to be believed.
* To illustrate how Laurie [[TookALevelInJerkass has become an obnoxious jerk]] in this sequel, he plays a montage of her more awful moments. It also just so happens to have the "Dog Ending" theme from ''VideoGame/SilentHill2'' playing over it.

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[[folder: Rob Zombie's Halloween 2]]
[[folder:Cinderella (GoodTimes)]]
* ''"Did you just talked? No! The Prince's resemblance to ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters''' Peter Venkman prompts a number of references to the cartoon.
** On a BadDate, the prince whines, "I ''hate'' that!", in the voice of Dave Coulier!Peter. This makes Cinderella giggle, until [[RunningGag Lorenzo Music!Peter quips, "It wasn't that funny."]]
** After Cinderella asks the Fairy Godmother how a pumpkin can help her go to the ball, cut to Cinderella standing on top of the pumpkin, which rolls her all the way to the castle. Once there, it lands on the prince's head. This apparently turns him into Samhain, who declares, "I am Halloween!" Phelous proceeds to call this, "the story of how Cinderella created Halloween."
* When Phelous sarcastically remarks that no other woman probably shares Cinderella's shoe size, he shows the glass slipper fitting [=GoodTimes=]' Beauty. She reacts with another not-so-dramatic gasp.
-->'''Prince:''' Oh... Uh, you're obviously not the girl I danced with so, uh,
I don't want to hear another word from you. And know why I sure hope it doesn't happen again!" *Winks*''
* ''"Besides this is not a remake. This is an original... Pile
did this...\\
'''Old Man:''' Nope! Too late! You gotta take her! Also, I get money out
of Crap."''
this, right? ''(rides off with the money)'' Ha ha! See ya suckers!
* The first dialog between Child!Michael and his mom.
--> '''Phelous!Child!Michael''': I just feel
His HappyEndingOverride
-->'''Phelous''': Unfortunately, Cinderella's feet grew
a little sick after my [[TheOtherDarrin actor change]]. Did we bit more in a couple of years and her feet would no longer fit in the glass slippers. And the prince was just no longer sure she was the one. They had a really need more scenes of me?
--> '''Phelous!Rob Zombie's wife''': Of course we did, honey. We need to bring up
messy divorce. He kept the stupid [[AnimalMotifs white horse]] shit, because my ghost is gonna show up with one shoes...and tried wearing them and then they broke and he got an infection and died.
* The duke announcing the prince's plan to find Cinderella.
-->'''Duke''': "Hear ye, hear ye, the prince requests that all single ladies..."\\
'''Phelous!Duke''': Yes, [[{{Music/Beyonce}}
all the time, and it symbolizes stuff, so it's got meaning and shit. Clever, right?
--> '''Phelous''': ''*Completely deadpan*'' No.
* ''"I died so you don't have to~!"''
* The conversation between Laurie and
single ladies, all the psychiatrist:
--> '''Psychiatrist''': Laurie, they never found his body.
--> '''Laurie''': So?
--> '''Phelous!Psychiatrist''': There's no reason to be calm, Laurie. He's still out there. He's going to kill you! You need to panic right now!!
* The scene where Loomis complaints about an old picture of "Old Loomis"... said photo is Donald Pleasence's.
* Loomis declaring Michael Myers is Dead, spelling it "D-E-E-D".
--> '''Phelous''': And we do see in fact Michael Myers IS fucking ''"Deed"'', as the Brawny man replaced him.
* His reaction at Michael [[FanDisservice revealing his leg through a slit in a tunic]], after the line of [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow "A Chick dressing as a Dude who wants to be a Chick"]].
* The face Phelous makes when Michael Myers "talks" (more like makes a subtitle appearing with sparkly sounds) in his Halloween remake review has to be seen to be believed.
* To illustrate how Laurie [[TookALevelInJerkass has become an obnoxious jerk]] in this sequel, he plays a montage of her more awful moments. It also just so happens to have the "Dog Ending" theme from ''VideoGame/SilentHill2'' playing over it.
single ladies.]]



[[folder: Halloween 6]]
* From his ''Halloween 6'' review: [[spoiler: Michael Myers IS ''Film/{{Pumaman}}''!]]
* Also in the same review, Phelous's horrified reaction to [[spoiler:[[{{Squick}} Michael Myers being the father of his niece's baby.]]]]
** Which is then compounded by Michael's [[EvenEvilHasStandards horrified reaction]] and subsequent frantic (yet still silent) denial.

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[[folder: Halloween 6]]
[[folder:The Little Mermaid (GoodTimes)]]
* From his ''Halloween 6'' review: [[spoiler: Michael Myers IS ''Film/{{Pumaman}}''!]]
Phelous declares "0 out of 10" for Lena's family's castle [[FreudWasRight lacking a phallic tower]].
* Also in Prince Stefan looks so much like Prince Eric, that Phelous asks if the same review, Phelous's horrified reaction to [[spoiler:[[{{Squick}} Michael Myers being party on the father of his niece's baby.]]]]
** Which
boat is then compounded by Michael's [[EvenEvilHasStandards horrified reaction]] a "Prince Eric Look-Alike Party".
* Phelous has an OffModel Lena deliver the following lament:
-->Literature/{{I have no mouth
and subsequent frantic (yet still silent) denial.I must| scream}} [[DeathByDespair die...of sadness.]]
** Of course, [=GoodTimes=]' Beast tells Lena he can relate to her.



[[folder: TMNT: Coming Out of Their Shells]]
* Phelous trying to play the guitar with a microphone, failing spectacularly.
-->'''Phelous!Michelangelo:''' [[TakeThat I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!]]
* Pointing out how the stage show basically goes against everything the Turtles learned about the art of the ninja.
-->'''[[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Movie!Splinter]]:''' You must never stop practicing the art of ninja. The art of...invisibility.
-->'''Phelous!Splinter:''' Well, when I said that, I meant "practice the ninjutsu of music!" And by "invisible", I meant "go on fucking stage in front of hundreds of people, and then let yourself be recorded so everyone sees you!"
** And then Phelous follows it up with the Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} doing away with the ghost-hunting business and becoming a band.
* Phelous' long reaction to Splinter's "Skipping Stones" song, before finally using his fingers as a cross in horror.
** And then there's his take on the song by singing about doing his taxes, eating crackers, taking a dump, and then taking a nap.
* "Yes, it is I, [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 Colonel Shrader]], and I ''hate'' reviews!"
* "[[SelfDeprecation This costume is almost on par with]] ''[[SelfDeprecation my]]'' [[SelfDeprecation Shredder, and that's sad.]]"
* Raphael performing "Walk Straight":
-->'''Raphael''': You got to walk (walk straight), Talk (talk straight), be (be straight)
-->'''Phelous''': Whoa, whoa, whoa! People are free to live whatever lifestyle they choose, Turtles!
-->'''Raphael''': I say "walk", you say "walk straight", I say "talk", you say "talk straight". You say whatever the Turtles say.
-->'''Phelous''': Why, you fucking bunch of fascists!
* Phelous parodying the visuals of the "Cowabunga" song with "NO" graphics.
* "But before the Turtles can [[TurtlesForever call Shredder a grade-A meanie]]..."
* ''SHREDDED!''
** This bit when Shredder is insulting the audience:
-->'''Concert!Shredder''': "Cousin? What's the matter, couldn't get a date?
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': She is my date!
-->'''Phelous!Shredder''': Oh, fuck me!
* Shredder's song about how much he hates music causing [[LogicBomb Baxter Stockman's head explode.]]
* Pointing out how Concert!Shredder killed three people in the concert, making him the most incompetent ''and'' competent version of the character simultaneously.
-->'''Phelous''': Hope you're taking notes, Shredder.
-->'''Phelous!Shredder''': If you disguise it under the dumbest plan in the universe you can get away with murder in a children's concert!
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Follow Your]] [[ToiletHumor Fart]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: TMNT: Gettin Down in Your Town]]
* From the sequel ''Gettin Down in Your Town'':
-->'''Phelous!Shredder''': (is singing) I love the Technodrome so baaaaaad, it houuuuses everything I love, [[HoYay like Kraaaaang]]- ([[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud immediately stops singing in horror]])
-->'''Phelous''': '''8O'''
* His spot-on impression of Krang.
* Michelangelo loudly announcing Splinter's death... over and over again.
-->'''Michelangelo''': He's dead! Thank you! He's dead! Thank yooouu!
* "Holy shit! [[SpecialEffectFailure Someone put a bullet right between Leo's eyes]]! WHO KILLED LEONARDO??"
** "[[MoodWhiplash Who cares?]]"
* Phelous noticing that Leonardo basically became Raphael 2.0.
-->'''Phelous!Leonardo''': SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL MURDER YOU '''''ALLLLLLLLLLL'''''!!
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': I don't like this concert...
-->'''Phelous!Leonardo''': '''DID I SAY YOU COULD TALK??!!'''
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': (sobbing)
** Then Phelous realizing that Leonardo actually just fucking hates Mikey.
-->'''Phelous!Leo''': I'll never forgive you for [[CallBack fucking me over in Jeopardy]], Michelangelo!
-->'''Phelous!Mikey''': The answer was [[CatchPhrase cowabunga]], dude! I pretty much gave you that!
-->'''Phelous!Leo''': [[WhatAnidiot I don't wanna]] [[NeverMyFault hear it]]!
-->'''Phelous!Don''': Duuudes, we're gonna sort out our ''[[CreativeDifferences issuuuues]]'', we'll be right back!
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': ...[[FlatWhat what]]?
[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Real Ghostbusters Christmas Carol]]
* The Action-Figure skit, with Ray having busted a cat.
--> '''Phelous!Peter''': You blasting [[WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends this cat]] in particular offends me more than usual[[note]]Peter and Garfirld shared the same voice actor, Lorenzo Music[[/note]].
--> '''Phelous!Ray''': Hey, come on, Pete! We can get some roasted cat over on open fire.
--> ''(Peter blasts him and Garfield pees on him)''
* "And that's the story of how the Ghostbusters killed christmas" *cue ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'' credits*
* "That's right, the ghosts of Christmas get busted! I guarantee you, no other version of a Christmas Carol will have that!" *uproarious laughter*
* His reaction to the tiny bird the butcher gives to the family.
--> "What the hell is that?! A pidgeon?! So Cratchit and his family are going to die from fine rat meat? You know, what? That's not even big enough to be a full grown pidgeon. This guy fucking killed a baby pidgeon just so he could give Bob Cartchit the smallest fucking bird possible."
--> "And we never see them again after this scene. So yeah, they fucking starved to death. ({{Beat}}) Merry Christmas!"
* Also pointing out that Egon has to risk his molecular structure, when Slimer could get there instead.
--> "Scrooge's anti-christmas message must have even resonated with the afterlife, as even stupid Slimer also hates it now, which means he's gonna be even more useless than usual! As instead of sending Slimer to get the ghosts back for them, Egon has to risk altering his molecular structure to that of a ghost so he can go find them."
--> (Deadpan) "Yeah, almost like you can go instead, you stupid sack of shit."
--> "Yeah! Get sucked in, Slimer! Oh, damn."
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Sonic Christmas Blast]]
* The [[StylisticSuck title card]] from the Sonic Christmas Blast episode.
* Phelous dubbing over Scratch's lines (and especially his AnnoyingLaugh).
* The constant game overs.
* Santa Claus' pessimistic defeatism triggering the ending credits at least four times.
* In slow-mo: "'''ROBOTNIK, [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]'''"
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Super Mario Christmas]]
* From the [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioBrosSuperShow Super Mario Christmas]] [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld double feature]] review, Phelous [[WhatTheHellHero repeatedly calls out Toad]] for caring more about the snowboard Princess Toadstool gave him than his own friends.
* "If you do drugs, you go to Hell before you die. Please."
* Stating that he hopes that Nintendo never gave Yoshi a baby mentality again. Cue clip from ''VideoGame/YoshisStory''
-->'''Phelous:''' ''(shaking his fist)'' '''Damn you, Yoshi...!'''
* His reaction to the bug-eyed cave children.
** The ending where [[spoiler:he gets a mushroom cap, much to his horror.]] This is followed by end credits consisting of various characters dancing to "Do The Mario".
* Phelous expresses his love of Bowser's plan: to blow Santa up.
-->'''Santa:''' ''(as Bob-ombs fall from the sky)'' '''Ho-ho-holy shit!'''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:New Phelous]]
* Watching "New Phelous" attempt to read/pronounce "The Magic of Scheherazade"
** "And now, let's review 'The Magic of Ooh-Sha-Her-Zid-Zad-Doo'... 'Ooh-sha-hair-raz-add-doo'... 'Ooh-sha-rizza-had-sah-doo'... 'Jah-rer-rer-rer-rer-zad'... 'J-j-jeh-her-eh-zir-rad-der'... 'Ooh-ja-ja-her-ah-zer-aid'... Ok, this font is stupid."
*** Followed by Phelous D1 scolding him for "...making fun of my favorite game, ''The Magic of...'' ...My favorite game!"
** In yet another TakeThat, New Phelous reviews ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game'' exactly like TheIrateGamer did.
* This brief callback:
-->'''Creator/ChaosD1:''' "SUNSETS!!! DON'T!!! WORK THAT WAY!!! No, seriously, uh, Phelan, you and Welshy gotta stop trying to shoehorn in that catchphrase for me to say. It's fuckin' stupid."
* Whenever Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees appear, but the best has to be [[spoiler: Freddy Michael Voorhees]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Octopus 2]]
* Phelous's "Really?" expression after a little wheelchair-bound girl declared a day of planting flags as the best day of her life.
* When it's apparently revealed that the Mayor and Police Captain set the two main characters up, it's revealed that the Captain was in fact named "Captain Octopus".
* Phelous attempting to do the magical NoEnding with the JurassicPark music, only to find himself unable to get out of the driveway on his tricycle.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Bootleg Zone videos]]
* For starters the Title Cards read: "The Bootleg Zone... ''with '''the Phaylus!'''''
* His reaction to the "Pure Evil" Turtle from the Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles-esque Turtle Fighters.
** Leo!Mike ([[TheyJustDidntCare Michelangelo with Leonardo's belt buckle]]) features incredibly sloppy painting (especially the teeth), lopsided eyes, a pinhole in one of it's eyes, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a pentagram on it's head]], a pitchfork for a weapon (ripped off from the WesternAnimation/ChuckNorrisKarateKommandos action figures) and after the filming was done it's left arm fell off.
* After Phelous points out a red splotch near the mouth of one of the Prodigy Pets, he performs a little skit about Pikachu walking through "Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Land"[[note]]Phelous' table with Burger King Pokeballs scattered about[[/note]] and getting attacked by a vampire.
--->'''Vampire:''' Vampirism! [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} It's super effective!]]
* Performing a Prodigy Pet Poke-Rap...with just Pikachu.
* Acting out an episode of Power Rangers with the Turbo Galaxy Rangers.
* Bat Hero acts utterly pathetic and whiny as a crimefighter, to the point where he even mistakes other crimefighters for criminals. After he kills the Turbo Galaxy Rangers and unwittingly helps Krang steal their transporter, all of the bootleg toys that Phelous reviewed up to that point have Bat Hero lynched.
--> '''Bat Hero''': "Hmm, my bat sense is tingling."
--> '''Blue Turbo Galaxy Ranger''': "That's Spider-Man!"
* The Ninja Turtles deciding to beat Shredder...with guns.
* Removing Leo's kimono in Karate Turtles Warriors complete with sexy music, followed by:
-->"Nakedness in a half shell! Flasher power!"
* Part of TheStinger of the ''Flying Ranger'' Bootleg Zone video. [[Manga/DragonBall Goku]] arrives, wanting to be a Flying Ranger as well, but is told he can't because he doesn't have wings.
--> '''Goku''': I have an idea!
--> ''*gets shot with a Little Pluckies Ninja Protects, and reappears with a halo and angel wings*''
--> '''Flying Ranger''': Great! Now you can be a Flying Ranger too!
--> '''Goku''': Nope, I'm dead!
--> ''*ascends to Heaven*''
* [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 Krang]] congratulates Steffi Love, the Glitter Diva, for humiliating Bat Hero, calling her more evil than [[MinionWithAnFInEvil Bebop and Rocksteady]]. Steffi admits that it doesn't take much to act more evil than them. Bebop and Rocksteady try to counterargue by boasting that at least they haven't eaten any computer chips that day.
* After Phelous discovers that Steffi Love has [[http://simbatoys.de/en/brands__products/steffi_love.shtml her own theme song]], he makes a music video for it, which consists mostly of Steffi beating people up and hanging out with villains.
* Titanic-Bot has Phelous making fun of how stupid it's a Titanic knock-off to be offended by it.
--> ''"Now, How big of an asshole would I be if I put '''ICE''' on it? Haha! ({{Beat}}) I'm doing a TITANIC THAT TURNS INTO A TRANSFORMER. It's too late for dignity now."''
** Bat Hero and Steffi Love try to use the Titanic-Bot to re-enact Rose "flying" in ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}'', but fall face-first into the water due to it being too small for Bat Hero to stand on.
* The whole dang WesternAnimation/{{Thomas| The Tank Engine}} Franchise/{{Transformers}} review.
* The skit at the end of the [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Specialman]] review. Specialman just sings his name and rams into criminals, until he rams into a "sinking" Titanic-Bot and ends up in the hospital. [[spoiler: Then an exasperated Bat Hero shows up, and when Specialman points out that Bat Hero is wanted by the police, Robert Cop takes care of it after Specialman rams into Bat Hero and flatlines.]]
* Phelous and Lupa referring to a red-clad Batman and a black-clad Spider-Man as "[=SpiderBat=] and [=ManMan=]", respectively.
** Since [=ManMan=] can't hold his web-shield properly, Phelous and Lupa try to find an alternate use for it. First Phelous sticks it in the hole in [=ManMan=]'s behind, and spins it around while laughing and playing circus music. Then, Lupa puts it in the hole in [=ManMan=]'s head, and she and Phelous refer to it in the rest of the review as a hairpiece.
* The Spider-Man Motorcycle review is just ''magical'', particularly the siren. [[spoiler: Its 'siren' is "La La Love On My Mind" by Anne Wisbourn, and instead of racing around it bobs up and down like a very slow mechanical bull.]]
** '''OVERLAND!'''
** Just as brilliant is 'Motorcycle the Pooh' ([[Main/BlatantLies who is riding a four-wheeler]]) that wildly spins around to [[Music/{{PSY}} Gangnam Style]].
* Phelous decides to review a bootleg Franchise/{{Pokemon}} game, referred to as ''Pokémon: Strange Gold''. [[spoiler: It's actually [[{{Creepypasta}} Pokémon: Lost Silver]], complete with Phelous succumbing to Lavender Town Syndrome]].
* "'''INFINITE PLEASURE!'''" *Cuts to him looking at the toy sadly*
** From the same review:
--> [Dinosaur Invincibility] broke twice over the course of this video and I wasn't even rough on it. (cut to Phelous hitting it with a hammer)
* The Filly Witchy review is especially funny to [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Bronies]] since Phelous may be secretly OneOfUs.
* [[RunningGag Baltard: The biggest loser on Planet Ferror!]]
* The first impression of the Super Heros version of Spider-Man and the black splotch on his right eye.
-->'''Phelous!Spider-Man:''' ''(in funny voice)'' Eek! I'm really surprised at something! SURPRISER-MAN! Why am I winking?! ''(screams)''
* In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDmgNDol-3g&index=49&list=PL3XCSTT5utpv_pSNtADv_vqf9bKlFULxr Galaxy Cop]] video he points out the "Not for Children 3 and under logo" and makes reference to a WebVideo/StuartAshen joke, because people complained that he didn't use it in previous videos, even though he makes a valid point:
-->''They did at least add the warning and some symbols on the backside including '''Sad Onion''', not my bit but apparently I '''have''' to say that!''
* After Phelous reads the box of the Eye Catching Cartoon Motorcycle boast, "Makes Children Lively and Lovely", he decides to test if it can also make him lovely. He taps the box, then dabs his face. When he doesn't appear to change, he laments that maybe he's too old for it to have any effect.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Silent Hill Revelation]]
* "A POP-TART JUMP SCARE?!?!? DAMN YOU, SILENT HILL REVELATION!! DAMN YOU TO PASTRY HELL!!!"
* The constant jokes about [[AdaptationalHeroism Pyramid Head being a hero]]. He even plays Music/EnriqueIglesias' "Hero" [[SoundtrackDissonance over the arm chopping scene and the climax]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Resident Evil Retribution]]
* "Barry Celebration time!!"
--> (After quoting Barry's lines) "Barry doesn't do it at all in this movie, so bet your ass I'm going to do it."
* Phelous actually returned to watch RE-Extinction to count all the naked-Alice visible in the final shot.
--> '''Phelous''': I hope you enjoy the pointlessness I put myself throught for these videos. You don't? Cool.
* ''"And now we return to the "Alice Show", where we must save Alice because she's so damn important"'' (Alice's face mid-sentence, looking retarded) ''"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!"''
** The face was also used previously when pointing out Suburbia!Alice didn't bother to check if [[NiceGirl "Nicedriguez"]] was still alive after she picked them.
---> '''Phelous''': ''(Retarded!Alice face pops up)'' Assholeeee!
** Part 2 uses it again.
---> '''Phelous!Alice''': (Sending Becky alone) Hey, run up ahead. I'll check my wound by myself, That way you can possibly get killed by a zombie by yourself. ''(Retarded!Alice face pops up)'' Duuhuuu!
* After pointing out that the Red Queen created zombies that can shoot at people:
--> '''Phelous''': Wow. Just, wow. I don't even care anymore. She may as well just pull out the rainbow-unicorn-zombie-she-created-online-made-real-from-a-virtual butt rain acid from the ceiling shoot them with his laser eyes. (All completed with a drawing of said unicorn)
** Then another plot-hole from the Red Queen comes.
---> '''Phelous''': Get ready for all the answers when the unicorn shows up!
* In both parts, Phelous points out Alice is ''"supposed"'' to NOT having powers, still kicking zombie ass.
** Part1: Yeap. "NO POWERS". WOW. [[SarcasmMode What a regular person]] [[DullSurprise she is right now]].
** Part2: ''(singing)'' ''No powers. No powers. Janus Prospero is an ordinary girl∼.''
* ''"Bye, [[NiceGirl Nicedriguez]]. You might have been completely pointless to the plot, but you showed me MichelleRodriguez playing a [[PlayingAgainstType different character]]"
* His utter disgust to Barry's death scene.
--> '''Phelous!Barry''': ''(gets killed)'' Glad I was in this movie...
--> '''Phelous''': Good waste of your Barry, Retribution. (adopts Barry voice) You're a stupidity sandwich.
--> '''Phelous''': THIS MOVIE IS A FARCE! A FUCKING FARCE!
** Also another big offender to him was that Barry and Jill never got to interact unlike the games, so he puts repetitions of their game exchanges.
---> '''Phelous''': I don't care! It was worth it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde]]
* As Phelous prepares for the review, he looks for a suitable Hyde in the mirror until he finds [[spoiler:Sub-Zero]]. They each tell him to "do something else", while he responds with a deadpan "no". It gets funnier when Ed Glaser shows up in the mirror.
* Joking that JonStewart composed the music for this movie before doing ''TheDailyShow'' [[note]] It's actually Jon '''''Stuart'''''[[/note]]
-->"'''''IT'S SPELT DIFFERENTLY!!!'''''"
* Pointing out how stupid it is for Dr. Jekyll to make the potion that turns him into Mr. Hyde with poison, then gives up.
-->"[[{{Angrish}} ZRRGHDGDGH...!]] Cheers." ''(drinks a vial of poison)''
* "Yes, I am Mr. POOF!"
* "It's almost like [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids people thought the tortured tale of a man with an evil split personality who goes out and murders wouldn't make a good children's cartoon]]...''idiots''!"
* The running gag where Lanyon just can't get over that ''conversation''!
* "Stop me if you dare! [[AntiClimaxBoss Ooh, you stopped me! I'm easily defeated!]]"
* "I have an important task for you, Jekyll." "You will help me destroy Franchise/SpiderMan!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Smiley]]
* Film/{{Smiley}}. Just...the whole thing.
--> '''SadPanda''': Good thing I know how to use internet cheat codes.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Deadly Friend]]
* '''♪Paul, the Genius DUMBASS!♪'''
* Phelous gives BB his own voice acting; his Cookie Monster voice is fitting for the robot.
* "Paul, the Genius Dumbass" [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation is responsible for BB being unable to speak]] because [[{{Lobotomy}} he keeps pulling out memory cards on BB's motherboard]].
-->'''Phelous!BB''': [=BB=] finally learning to talk-
-->'''Phelous!Paul''': Hey, [=BB=], the paperboy wants to see your brain. (removes it)
-->'''BB''': Argh! (deactivates)
-->'''Phelous!Paul''': Look at it, looks like a chipboard. (chuckles) (puts it back)
-->'''Phelous!BB''': (distorted) [=BB=] finally learning to (devolves into gibberish)
* The dead-on comparison of BB's voice to the [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Tasmanian Devil]].
* A minor RunningGag comes in the form of editing in [[Film/{{Tremors}} Nestor Cunningham's "All right!"]] during scenes that involve [[ActorAllusion Sam's dad]].[[spoiler:.. which manages to make the scene of him knocking Sam down the stairs a bit of BlackComedy since, due to editing, that is practically ''all he says during it'']].
* During Sam's nightmare of stabbing her dad with a broken glass vase, Dixie-land music is editing in over it.
** Said music is later edited in during BB's ''death scene by shotgun''.
* This quote:
--> '''Phelous''': ♪[[Music/{{Styx}} Domo arigato, Mrs. Roboto! Domo DOMO-]]♪
--> '''Phelous!BB''': But BB's MISTER Roboto!
--> '''Phelous!Sam''': But Sam's MRS. Roboto!
--> '''Blue Screen Of Death''': [[LogicBomb Sam crashed]] but it's OK / It's just a human brain / [[InsaneTrollLogic Reset it again]]
--> '''Phelous''': CRITICAL ERROR!
* In a CallBack to his ''Film/{{Troll 2}}'' review, him scoring the infamous [[YourHeadAsplode basketball-to-the-head scene]] with [[TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey Also Sprach Zarathustra]].
* Phelous keeps cutting to the basketball-to-the-head scene as shorthand for, well, ''everything.'' Explanation of how stupid the movie is? Headsplosion. Sam displaying superstrength? Headsplosion. This movie is stupid? Headsplosion! Headsplosion doesn't explain anything? [[LogicBomb HEADSPLOSION!]]
** Apparently, Paul punching Tom's head [[ManipulativeEditing repeatedly until Headsplosion]] is too silly, so instead [[spoiler:Sam's going to jump out a window and "beat Tom's head into the ground until he dies of injuries"]].
* "Oh, man, a robot in the family! That's wacky!" as a reference to Lupa's review of "Robot in the Family."
* The rather nonchalant way Phelous says that "Tom's recovering from his latest concussion after playing in traffic".
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Jacob's Ladder]]
* While his review of ''Film/JacobsLadder'' is mostly depressing, due to Phelous acting more cynical and how it ends, it does have a funny moment where he talks about a scene he likes in the movie where Jacob hears a voice say "Dream on" in the hospital and [[NothingIsScarier the source is never shown]]. He wonders what would happen if those responsible for ''Film/SilentHillRevelation3D'' had written the scene. Cue the clip being edited with the infamous poptart jump scare and a ScareChord.
** At the start of the review, he admits that the film isn't really a "fun movie". [[GilliganCut And then we have a soldier spinning around and screaming set to]] "[[Theatre/TheSoundOfMusic The Hills Are Alive]]".
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Aladdin: The Adventure of All Time]]
* The opening of the video [[NegativeContinuity handwaves]] the dramatic ending of Jacob's Ladder like it was another of Phelous's regular deaths.
* The RunningGag of Paige's grandfather getting out his gun.
* Humpty-Dumpty's graphic [[note]]egg-yolk splattering[[/note]] death.
* After Aladdin and Paige make Blackbeard into what he is with the magic lamp, Aladdin cuts his beard, much to Phelous' aggravation.
--> "YOU DID THIS TO HIM, YOU STUPID ALADDIN-HOLE!"
* Phelous notes that Cleopatra's servant girls wear really skimpy outfits, which normally show the underside of their breasts that barely cover their nipples. Then there is an [[OffModel off model]] shot of them that makes it look like they're wearing ''crotchless pants.''
-->'''Phelous:''' ''WHAT THE '''FUUUCK'''?!'' Time for my rating: Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time gets a '' '''hard R''' '' for nudity!
* Phelous notes that one of the recently released prisoners from prison is a skeleton, who prances around the street. He grimly says that now this undead abomination shall walk the earth forever!
* This bit of dialogue:
-->'''Scheherazade:''' "...I'm going to hide the lamp in a place it will never be found."
-->'''Scheherazade!Phelous:''' "[[spoiler: [[CrossesTheLineTwice My vagina!]]]]"
* His completely tearing apart the movie's honestly twisted and horrific MoralDissonance (the villain is evil for trying to change history, but our "heroes" are directly responsible for history's greatest villains and atrocities and we're supposed to praise them for it) is as hilarious as it is awesome.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Time Machine (I Found At a Yard Sale)]]
* The dinosaur and Phelous and Lupa's reactions to it.
* Lupa's offscreen SkywardScream during the belly dancer sequence.
* Fat Grandma steals the show.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Psycho Santa]]
* In order to demonstrate how the movie drags in, the entire review has the movie narrated by Phelous imitating the narrator and giving every single unimportant detail while skipping the actual death.
-->'''Narrator''': [[ShowerScene And then she decided to take a shower]].
-->'''Woman''': I don't think I need to hear that...
-->'''Narrator''': ''[[BlatantLies It's very important to the story!]]''
* This part of Phelous's end-of-review sketch.
-->'''Santa:''' ...and now I will destroy Christmas forever!\\
'''Phelous:''' I can't let you do that, Santa! And now we must [[BigWordShout FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!]]\\
''Cut to Phelous back on his couch.''\\
'''Phelous:''' [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome So anyway to make a long story Santa killed me.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Gingerdead Man]]
* Phelous makes it seem like the reason why James says "Put your gun down, please." [[BrokenRecord multiple times]] while Millard holds him at gunpoint... is because Millard kept not liking the way he said it.
* "Oh no, we're out of Johns Daphne. What are the kids gonna do without their whiskey cookies?"
* [[spoiler:Cookie Monster]] saving the day.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Birdemic 2]]
* Phelous' depiction of James Nguyen's "dream wife", which is a picture of James Nguyen Photoshop to have a bird's beak and long, blonde hair.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Hello Mary-Lou: Prom Night II]]
* "The crown is mine, bitch!"
* Phelous' AlternativeCharacterInterpretation that the principal is trying to kill Mary-Lou so ''he'' can be Prom Queen instead of her.
* "I LOVED YOOOOU!!!"
** "This is a really beautiful moment, isn't it? MichaelIronside in a knitted sweater crying over Priest-Buddy. Never forget."
*** "[[HypocriticalHumor Eh, forget it.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Prom Night III: The Last Kiss]]
* This, when Mary-Lou is seducing Alex:
-->'''Alex''': I must be dreaming!
-->'''Mary-Lou''': (low, gravelly voice) [[Film/JacobsLadder Dream on.]]
-->(FadeToBlack, then fade in to Alex at the bottom of the stairs he fell down shortly before with a puddle of blood near his head)
* Phelous's utter confusion and frustration with the fact that ''four'' people were in love with Alex: [[HoYay his best friend Shane]], [[IncestYayShipping his sister]], his girlfriend Sarah, and [[NoYay Mary Lou]].
** It's even more hilarious when Shane actually acts lovingly towards Alex by constantly listening to his problems, suggesting they run away together, and even tucking him in when he falls asleep.
-->'''Phelous!Alex''': Look, Shane, I know I haven't been that good of a friend lately, but I got asked if I was a [[VideoGame/BadDudes bad enough dude to rescue the president]], [[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles fell in some Mutagen]], [[DragonBallZ went Super Saiyan 2]], then buried some bodies in the football field and boinked a ghost.
-->'''Phelous!Shane''': [[UnderstandingBoyfriend Keewl]]! Let's run away together!
* Phelous demonstrates Alex's utter powerlessness when trying to threaten to break up with Mary Lou with this:
-->'''Mouse''': You better stay the hell away from my cheese! Or else!
-->'''Bear''': Okay, mouse, I don't want any trouble...
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext You think they'll find him]]?" *cue Phelous editing in police siren lights and Alex getting shot in the head*
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Beauty and the Beast (Good Times version)]]
* DERP CAT! A-whee-oooh! (Sung to the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMU2NwaaXEA&t=0m57s last few notes]] of the ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales'' theme)
* Phelous points out that this beast looks like a cross between a warthog and a [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Goomba]].
** Once Beauty and her father arrive to the castle, the dad [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 stomps on the Beast and gets +100 points]]. Problem solved.
* Beauty's delayed reactions to anything.
** And also her unbelievable bad acting when she "gasps in surprise".
* Him making fun of the animation style. He mostly pokes fun of Beauty's blank expressions and dull eyes.
* The running gag of the father throwing anything useless to the dumpster... even ''himself'' '''''and''''' ''Phelous''.
-->'''Phelous!Dad''': [[TakeThatMe Phelous hasn't been funny since Mac and Me]]. He is completely useless now.
-->''(Phelous gets thrown to the dumpster)''
-->'''Phelous''': [[LampshadeHanging How did he throw me to the trash if he's already in here?!]] Is that supposed to be scary?! Shut up. {{Beat}} Wait a minute, I'm telling myself to shut up? That doesn't make sen- SHUT UP!! {{Beat}} I keep digging this hole!
** As well as the running gag of a zoom-in on an OffModel still frame of his wall-eyed face as Phelous goes "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PznoLkN62Js EEYUUUUGGHN]]".
* The naming of Beauty.
--> '''Phelous!Dad''': I'll name you Beauty. (first ugly sister appears) Oh! Uh, never mind! Uh, I'll name ''you'' Beauty! (second sister appears) Oh, damn it! Uh, third time's the charm!
* Phelous harping on the fact that the Beast is afraid he will die a DeathByDespair...out of ''loneliness''. Not out of a broken heart, but because he's ''lonely''. Never mind the fact that he had been alone for plenty of time, or the fact that he could call Clara at any time to give him an anti-loneliness power-up.
* As a RunningGag, Phelous inserted bootleg versions of Lumiere and Cogsworth.
** When the father arrives to the castle the first time:
--> '''Dad''': Hello... Is the master of the castle here?
--> '''Phelous!Dad''': What's that song I hear playing in here? ''[[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast "Be out guest, Be our guest. Eat our food, leave us dead"]]'' Well, don't mind if I do. ''"EEYUUUUGGHN"''.
--> '''Dad''': I'm a traveler who lost his way.
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Bonjour, my friend! I'm Lumiere, and welcome to castle-
--> '''Phelous!Dad''': Woo, a delicious candle ''(eats the candle)''
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Sacre fuckin' bleu.
--> ''(Later. While the Beast is beating up snow)''
--> '''Phelous!Beast''': So, you dare to steal from me, Winter? I'll destroy you!
--> '''Phelous!"Cogsworth"''': So... The Beast is still punching snow, huh?
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Yup.
--> '''Phelous!"Cogsworth"''': So, Wanna see if the Beast two castles down needs some servants?
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Yup.
* "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
** In Part 2:
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Ho ho! The return of Lumiere. Oh, screw it, I know this is just gonna end badly. I quit.
--> ''(Beauty and Beast are left alone in silence)''
--> '''Phelous!Beast''': Awkwaaaard...
* Clara being generally useless:
** First she can't distinguish between a door and a window. ''So she tries to get out from said "door"''.
** Pointing out how even Clara seems so disinterested in the plot that she started to diss Beauty.
** Also for the dance scene:
--> '''Phelous''': Who's playing music? Is Clara a one-man band?
--> '''Phelous!Clara''': (with a bunch of instruments in front of her) ''Wow, wow. There's a beauty and the asswipe or something, tale as old-...'' (VerbalBackspace) Oh, shit. [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast That's the other one]]. Who gives a fuck. Goin' out to piss on those flowers.
* When the beast asks Beauty if he frightened her.
-->'''Phelous!Beast''': I'm really scary...right, right, you were scared, right?!
-->'''Phelous!Beauty''' (thinking): (''beat'') I hope a fly doesn't get in my mouth...
* After Beauty kneels in front of the beast to thank him for not killing her.
-->'''Phelous!Beast''': Whoa, whoa, whoa, this isn't the Beauty and the Beast porno, woman!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Lion and the King]]
* [[RageBreakingPoint THE CROCODILE'S NAME IS]] [[Film/CrocodileDundee DUNDEE]]?!!
* Lingering on and repeating several of the more laughable quotes in slow-motion.
-->'''The King:''' The diamonds! My God!

-->'''Robin:''' Your father the black panther is [[ShapedLikeItself your father?!]]

-->'''Myu-Myu:''' But perhaps we could be friends.
-->'''Robin:''' Hmm, I dunno...I think we should be enemies.
** Phelous later splices in the last quote into a scene with Robin and Dundee, resulting in Dundee walking away with sad ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' music playing.
* His reaction to the narrator "weasels", especially when they explain past events.
-->'''Weasel:''' You remember the black panther who gained power in the jungle...
--> '''Phelous: NO!!!''' I DON'T!!! WHY WOULD I REMEMBER THAT?!!!
** When the weasels start flubbing their lines multiple times, we cut to a clip of Phelous presumably giving a ClusterFBomb with the audio muted, then breaking down sobbing.
* The fact that his gag dubbing over the movie fits better than the actual dubbing of the movie.
* The "animation" finally breaks Phelous.
--> '''Phelous:''' Aaahh! Just... STOP! Every ''damn'' frame of this is ''' ''WRONG!!!'' '''
* Phelous pointing out the absurdity of The King telling Not!Zazu that it was his responsibility to prevent Robin from chasing Dundee.
-->'''Phelous!The King:''' "Clearly if he's hunting crocodiles, you can stop him, '''biiiiirrrrrrdddd'''..."
-->''(Robin eats Not!Zazu)''
-->'''Phelous!The King:''' "Whooooooaaaaaaa!!!" ''(Puffs on joint)'' "Ffffffuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk..."
* His impressions of, and commentary on, the ridiculous voices and bad voice acting.
-->'''Not!Zazu:''' (Nasally) You have to go back to your father immediately!
--> '''Phelous:''' (Plugging his nose) If you plug your nose, it's an AMAZING voice!
* "Shut up, Dundee."
* Sometimes, one of the characters asks a question, and the response they get is the same question.
-->'''Robin:''' (to the vultures) Hi, um, do you know what happened to the panther's diamonds?
-->'''Vulture:''' Why, what happened to the diamonds?
-->'''Phelous:''' (Says "What happened?" 5 times, imitating Robin, the vulture, Dundee, Not!Zazu, and Not!Simba)
** and:
-->'''Myu-Myu:''' Anyway, do you know where the hiding place is?
-->'''Female Gorilla:''' It's not that easy. Do you know where the hiding place is?
-->'''Phelous''': It's the law of the jung-sert, answer a question with the same question! Surprisingly, not much is accomplished here.
*
-->'''The King:''' From now on, nobody sleeps around here.
-->'''Phelous''': (as the elephant) Ohhhh, I knew we should have joined the panther!
* '''SCENE INTERRUPTING BEAR!!!!'''
* His reaction to Myu-Myu's mother being a gorilla.
-->'''Phelous''': A gorilla is his mother? How did they... [[NoJustNoReaction No. Nope, nope, nope, no, no.]] *cuts to flash animation of panther and gorilla having sex* '''NO!'''
* Phelous talking about the [[InfoDump exposition-spewing rodents]]:
-->'''Rodent Thing''': And [[{{Blooper}} it was the...animals owed]] it to little Robin's cleverness that they could cheat and drive away the panther.
-->'''Phelous''': Wait, it was the animals owed it to little Robin's cleverness that they could cheat? [[DesignatedHero What fucking assholes!]] (deadpan) Panther got cheated, yo.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Beauty and the Beast (Golden Films version)]]
* The [[JumpScare jump scare]] at the beginning:
-->[[spoiler:'''The King:''' My God! [[JuOn Uuuuuuuhhhhh!!!]]]]
* [[OffModel MINI DAD!!!]]
* Phelous deciding that the dad in this version is too boring, so he possesses him with spirit of "Old Man" from the Good Times version.
-->'''Phelous!Dad(with the Old Man's voice''': Beauty, were you smoking again? I'm afraid I'll have to let in the storm to teach you a lesson!
* Pretty much any time Phelous mentions the [[SoundtrackDissonance haphazardly added]] [[Music/PyotrIlyichTchaikovsky classical music.]]
-->'''Phelous!Dad(with the Old Man's voice''': Also, we need to make it back [[Theatre/SwanLake before Beauty turns into a swan]].
* After absolutely ''no'' chemistry between Beauty and the Beast:
-->'''Beast:''' But know this: if you do not return in one week's time, by the first snowfall, then I will die of a broken heart.
-->'''Phelous!Beauty:''' Wow, that sounds wonderful! Do you really mean it?
-->'''Phelous!Beast:''' Fuck, we really haven't had ''any'' moments yet, have we? Just come back, dammit, I need someone to yell at or I'll die.
-->'''Phelous!Beauty:''' Sounds worth it!
* "Mustache-enezer, for your crimes against humanity, particularly those four daughters, you have been sentenced to death!" *cue a fire effect over the dad with Phelous making painful crying sounds*
* Phelous' shocked, jaw-drop reaction to the backstory of the three "comic relief" ghosts [[spoiler: being people that the Beast as a prince let starve to death, and are now cursed for no reason to be stuck in limbo until they help the guy who killed them break his own curse]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Foodfight!]]
* The entire episode is one long CMOF for snarky, meta and non-sequitur tastes.
* After describing the TroubledProduction, Brad mentions how he has to go to [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara's]] and "not flush."
* Mr. Leonard and Kaptain Krispy having a funeral for the stepped-on bag of chips.
** Hell, everything regarding the two treating stepping on a bag of chips as SeriousBusiness.
-->'''Mr.Clipboard:''' [[MemeticMutation "Survival of the fittest, LEONAAAAAHARD!"]]
-->'''Brad!Mr.Leonard:''' "That bag of chips was my only child!"
-->'''Phelous!Mr.Clipboard:''' "Get a life, LEONAAAAAHARD!"
** In a fake ending, they imagine Mr. Leonard [[DrivenToSuicide committing suicide]], then the credits rolling.
-->'''Brad!Mr. Leonard''': My life was never the same that day. Joy was gone. Tried to find reasons to get up in the morning. All I could think of was that bag of chips.
** On a related note, '''Brad!Mr. Leonard''' making a running gag out of the tremulously-delivered "I'm an OLD BASTARD..."
* Phelous' incredulous reaction to how the icons develop "[[IncrediblyLamePun Rigormoldus]]".
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Mr. Clipboard and everyone at Brand X throwing a pizza party in the aisles.]]
* Phelous and Brad's voiceovers:
-->'''Phelous!Lieutenant X:''' (to Cheasel) "Weasel your way up my ass. You're already lubricated, I see."
-->'''Brad!Cheasel:''' "Speaking of ass, I've got you covered for an emergency bathroom, and a kitten. I'm a sick fuck!"
-->'''Phelous!Lieutenant X:''' "And straws for the felching afterwards!"
-->'''Brad!Cheasel:''' "Oh, okay, uh, you're the sick fuck!"
* Phelous proposing to Brad:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Wow. So beautiful. And this is gonna be the day I propose as well. (Lupa looks surprised. Holds box of Fruit Brute and looks at Brad. Lupa storms off.) Brad, will you be my partner in a spin-off featuring us as supermarket sleuths?"
-->'''Brad:''' "Oh, wow. I-I never thought this day would come. Seriously I didn't because it's stupid. So obviously the answer is yes!"
* "'''''YOU COLD-FARTED ITCH !''''''"
-->'''Lupa''': Cold-farted itch? '''COLD FARTED ITCH'''?? Did he ''really'' just say that?!
-->''[Beat]''
-->'''Brad''' (''singing''): [[MoodWhiplash It's our world! It's our life!]]
-->'''Phelous''' (''singing''): So now I'm a believer!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust]]
* His response to the Gingerdead Man saying how ridiculous the idea of bringing dolls to life is.
-->'''Phelous:''' "[[ActuallyPrettyFunny An actual joke?]] Get the Hell out of here! We're in the middle of the death of comedy!"
* He realizes that the song at the start of the movie was a warning, starting with the line "Run, run, run as fast as you can..." He runs away from the room, only to return shortly after.
-->'''Phelous:''' "[[LampshadeHanging Running to my kitchen didn't get me very far]]."
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver]]
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Phelous trying to hitch a ride with all the sense that's departing.]] He even [[LampshadeHanging comments]] that he had [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment no idea what the point of that was.]]
** He tries again immediately after (due to [[spoiler:the Gingerdead Man deciding to film a group of people fucking]]), and when he comes back into the room, Phelous [[spoiler:[[ShockingSwerve attacks the camera]]]].
* Phelous trying to figure out how to do the rest of the review unconscious, while holding a hammer in his hand.
* His comment on seeing [[VideoGame/TheSimpsons The Simpsons arcade game]] in the background.
-->'''Phelous''': "Ooh, they have The Simpsons arcade machine! That was my favorite game from [[AnachronismStew 1976]]!"
* Phelous commenting on how half the film is just forced close-ups of the Gingerdead Man saying what he's gonna do next.
** "[[{{Narm}} I'm gonna lock a door!]]"
** "[[SpecialEffectsFailure I'm gonna do another terrible CGI shot!]]"
** "[[TakeThat I'm gonna learn how to write with the slightest bit of intelligence!]] [[TheyJustDidntCare Just kidding!]]"[[note]]For context, the Gingerdead Man in this film is voiced by one of the movie's writers.[[/note]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Cricket on the Hearth]]
* Every gag playing on how much [[{{Jerkass}} Cricket Crocket]] is awful, as well as how "lucky" he really is.
* The moment when a doll winds up [[RuleOfSymbolism without a painted pair of eyes]] and Phelous overlays the [[SilentHill Otherworld transition cue]].
* Phelous making another offscreen gunshot gag... only for the exact same thing to happen for real later in the cartoon while Phelous swears [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer that it actually happened]] and [[NotMeThisTime he didn't add it in]].
* Old Man from Good Times' Beauty and the Beast coming to live with the family.
* The cops from Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde show up to arrest Caleb.
-->'''Cop 1:''' Oi! he's talking to a bloody cricket, he is!\\
'''Cop 2:''' We'll have to lock him up for everyone's safety!
** They appear again during one of the song sequences.
--->'''Cop 1:''' Oi! Defacing Royal Naval property?!? You shall walk the plank, sir!
* "'Ello, sir, you want to move in with me and the missus?"
* "The service at the Money Lender is fine, but it's the evil laughing that keeps me coming back."
* Phelous' utter bewilderment of a [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment sexy cat singing in an animal nightclub.]]
* The entire Quantum Leap sketch featuring Aladdin, Paige, and Wordsworth from Aladdin And The Adventure Of All Time.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Mortal Kombat: Konquest]]
* [[RunningGag "Quan Chi as Siro the uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhest Mortal Kombat Characterrr]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The True Story of Puss 'n Boots]]
* The start of the movie.
-->'''Narrator:''' "I witnessed an incredible story, one I've decided to tell to children young and old."
-->'''Phelous!Narrator:''' "And that's why I'm currently serving 5 life sentences."
[[/folder]]


[[folder:Dragon Ball: The Path To Power]]
* RunningGag of inserting the infamous NeverSayDie edits from the Ocean Dub of DBZ whenever a character dies.
* The shots at [[Anime/DragonBallGT Dragon Ball GT]] he made throughout the review.
* "[[ButtMonkey YAMCHA]] THE MOST [[Series/MortalKombatConquest SIRO]] DRAGON BALL Z CHARACTER!"
* '''Goku''':"What do I care about seeing your dirty old fanny?"
-->'''Phelous''': ''Fanny''?! Goku, you realize you can't say that! In England! Therefore you can't say it anywhere! Besides, over there it means [[CurseCutShort cun--]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Planet of the Turtloids]]
* "Stop [[BreakingtheFourthWall breaking the fourth wall]], [[DamselInDistress April]], it's only funny when Raphael does it."
** And then, three seconds later: "[[LogicBomb Stop breaking the fourth wall, Raphael, it's only funny when April does it.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Dragon Ball Z: Top 15 Funniest Alternations & Censoring]]
* "And here's [[BlackComedy the cherry on top of the evacuation]] [[{{Pun}} sundae.]]
* "We could handle main character's getting 'Next Dimensioned', but random people? They just escaped on their parachutes, because it's Sunday."
* After the credits
--> '''Nappa''' "Vegeta! what does the scouter say about his power level?"
--> '''Phelous!Vegeta''' "Too bad it's sunday! I would've said an [[Main/DiscreditedMeme overused meme]] tomorrow."
* ''(deadpan)'' "Trigger warning, guys: tears. Oops, was too late on that one."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Alice in Wonderland]]
* The second time Alice visits the hallway with the doors, the movie recycles so much animation from earlier, that Phelous fabricates a scenario of her getting trapped in a GroundhogDayLoop.
* Four words: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q2MGA8qB18 Old Man in Wonderland]].
* Phelous's reaction to seeing a cartoon caterpillar that looks freakishly like himself. "Well... I always wondered what ''I'' would look like as a high-as-fuck caterpillar."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys]]
* When Hermie and Rudolph are crossing a lake, Phelous jokingly suggests this actually is the Styx, and will lead to his favourite movie: [[Film/JasonGoesToHellTheFinalFriday Rudolph Goes to Hell]]. Which will then lead to [[Film/FreddyVsJason Rudolph Vs Frosty]].
-->"[[Film/AlienVsPredator Whoever wins...]] we'll forget."
* "Hermie banged the Tooth Fairy. Never forget."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Magic Gift of the Snowman]]
* When Landon reveals the snowman to his sister:
-->'''Phelous!Emery:''' Wow! Thank you for the personal creeper outside my window.\\
'''Phelous!Landon:''' Oh don't worry, Em, he's just going to watch '''[[EvilSoundsDeep EVERYTHING YOU DO!]]'''
* Phelous notes just how silly the "If she can make it to Christmas" diagnosis is, so he has the parents seek a second opinion. And ''who'' do they consult, you ask...?
-->'''[[EnsembleDarkhorse Old Man]]:''' [[RunningGag Your daughter got all wet from the snow! She's completely useless now!]]\\
'''Phelous!Dad:''' ...Oh, alright, we'll go with the "magical Christmas" diagnosis.
* His reactions to unsettling things in the film such as the UnfortunateImplications of the power the princess' smile holds, Snowden being a {{Jerkass}} to the kids, the villain being modeled off of [[Series/TalesFromTheCrypt the Crypt Keeper]] and who ''burns to death'' in the end.
-->'''Phelous:''' Half the time I went to write horrible responses for Snowden to say for this review, he would straight-up say them in the movie anyway!
* Phelous' reaction to hearing that [[BigBad the Charlatan]] snuck into Princess Electra's room at night and stole her smile.
-->'''Phelous:''' [[OhCrap Oh, shit]]. I don't think I'm gonna like [[{{Squick}} how he makes her]] [[MemeticMolester lose her smile...]]''([[RunningGag Rape]] [[BlackComedyRape Horn]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice plays]])''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Dinosaur Adventure]]
* Him pointing out the kid unfriendly dialogue with Tio's father and Robin's father.
-->'''Robin's father''': My God!\\
'''Tio's father''': What the ''[[PrecisionFStrike hell]]''?!
* Everything involving [[EnsembleDarkhorse Oro,]] especially the "science will make us fly" scene:
-->'''Oro''': You're as stupid as you always were!\\
'''Phelous''': Yikes! If you're getting called stupid by ''[[UncannyValley this]]'' face, you better rethink your life.\\
'''Oro''': Science has made progress! One day, we'll all be able to fly!\\
'''Phelous''': That's ''not'' how science works!\\
'''Phelous!Oro''': (''hovering through the air'') I'm flyyyyyiiiiinnng! ''SCIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNCE!''
* His reaction to the discovery of Tio II. He points out the obvious cruelty of Tio's parents just not bothering to look for their son and just had another son named after the first one.
--> '''Phelous''': Holy shit, their parents are horrible! [[CrossesTheLineTwice I love it!]]
* '''[[CallBack SCENE-INTERRUPTING ANKYLOSAURUS!!!]]'''
* "And everything was perfect in Damn Hell Valley... [[HappyEndingOverride until the ice age two days later."]]
-->'''The Lion King''': [[RunningGag My God!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Countryside Bears]]
* The triumphant return of Scene-Interrupting Bear.
* At one point, the creepy stalker crow from ''Dinosaur Adventure'' makes an appearance in the background, causing this to happen:
--> '''Phelous!Lion King''': [[CatchPhrase MY GOD!]] A SPY! ''(eats the crow)''
* When the baby kangaroo is picked up by the wind:
-->'''Phelous!Wabuu''': Well, she's dead. Let's go!
** "This, of course, is just one of those freak forest winds that can pick up a kangaroo but manages to not really disturb the trees. Weird, right? [[SarcasmMode It's almost like Dingo doesn't actually animate their stock backgrounds or something."]]
** Which is followed up with a cameo by Oro from ''Dinosaur Adventure'':
--->'''Phelous!Oro''': I ''told'' you science was making progress to make us all fly! (''flies past the kangaroo'') ''[[CallBack SCIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNCE!]]''
* One the bears complains how nobody will care if he gets wet, thus prompting....
--> '''Old Man''': I hope that bear ''does'' get wet in the future, [[RunningGag because that will mean...]] [[spoiler: [[SubvertedTrope that I was expected!]] [[ExtremeOmnivore *eats Grumpy*]] Ha! fooled you guys on that one!]]
* Phelous' JawDrop after Wabuu is called a [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids child murderer.]]
* Phelous almost gives up on the movie after the very first line of dialogue is "[[AccidentalInnuendo Hello]], [[UnfortunateNames Wiener]]."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Secret of the Hunchback]]
* When Quasimodo tries to explain himself to the priest:
--> ''Quasimodo''': I wanna be, part of their wooooooorld.\\
'''Priest''': ''Stop ripping off the wrong cartoon, ugly''!
* After showing the scene with the doctor taking some kind of medicine, Phelous notes that Notre Dame's health care was the worst.
** And shortly after that:
--> '''Phelous''': Highlights of Quasimodo's life! (beat) [[DeadpanSnarker A pill popping doctor.]]
* [[SarcasmMode "Ah yes, just what the Hunchback of Notre Dame stories were always missing....a protection racket plot.]] But at least Notre Dame finally has a sheriff to bring order to this town of ugly babies."
* This:
-->'''Quasimodo''': Today's Fool's Day!\\
'''Phelous''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yes, I get that feeling already.]]
* Phelous' various comments upon realizing the sheriff "Bearded [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]]" is supposed to be Frollo:
-->'''Phelous''': "[[NewJobAsThePlotDemands Frollo really gets to have a lot of different jobs, doesn't he?]] Frollo was the archdeacon in [[Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the book]], he was a judge in [[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the Disney one]], but now, [[SarcasmMode the greatest Frollo of the all is the Sheriff of Notre Dame!]]"
-->'''Bearded Le Fou''': By order of Lord Frollo, high sheriff of the city of Paris...\\
'''Phelous''': Yes, keep saying it, it sounds dumber every time!
* The "Stupid Surprised Sheriff"
* The fake-out ending:
-->'''Priest''': We can only pray that some day they will see as you really are, Quasimodo.\\
[[AC:But they never did]]\\
[[AC:The End]]
* Frollo promises the bohemians an amnisty, and "maybe more":
-->'''Phelous!Frollo''': Maybe even seven minutes of heaven with [[CallBack Deputy Duck]]!\\
'''Phelous!Bohemian''': Uuuuh... I am not really [[BestialityIsDepraved into that]]... ''(Frollo throws a knife at him)''\\
'''Phelous!Frollo''': [[BerserkButton No-one turns down Deputy Duck!]]
* [[WesternAnimation/FatAlbertAndTheCosbyKids "Hey, hey, HEY!]] I'm a [[PrecisionFStrike muthafucking]] ''gargoyle'', [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!"
* Once Quasimodo's true face is revealed:
-->'''Mah God King''': [[CatchPhrase My god!]] He's less creepy than before! RUUUN!
* When Pierre immediatly figures out that [[CaptainObvious the big, fat bohemian trying to pose as Esmeralda isn't her]]:
-->"PIERRELOCK, THE GREATEST NOTRE DAME DETECTIVE!"
* Playing the Film/PumaMan theme over the scene where [[spoiler: [[GainaxEnding Quasimodo spontaneously grows wings and starts flying]].]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (Golden Films Version)]]
* Throughout the review, comparing this version to the Good Times version - and deciding this one [[UpToEleven is much worse]]. He makes a convincing case.
* After seeing the film's design of Frollo... [[AdaptationalNameChange oh, I mean Jean-Claude!]]
-->'''Phelous''': Oh wow... [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone I feel bad]] for calling Frollo in Film/TheSecretOfTheHunchback [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]] with facial hair now. [[TheyJustDidntCare This really is just]] [[{{Expy}} Gaston with a curly mustache]]. [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] [[SarcasmMode bravo, Golden Guys!]]
* His laugh at this Quasimodo's InformedDeformity.
-->"[[SarcasmMode The best way to show that he has beauty on the inside is by giving him beauty on the outside]]!"\\
"Oooh, he's so grotesque! He looks like he is ready to join a boys band!"
* When the bats are somehow able to communicate with Quasimodo during daytime from Notre-Dame when he is outside during night time leads to Phelous theorizing they are from another dimension.
* "Quasi-Frollo" saying "The party is over, Fellas!" with his accent. Cue Phelous' reaction:
-->'''Phelous''': Di-did he just say my fucking name?! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
* "[[CaptainObvious Doing anything against the law is illegal.]]"
* His theory on Quasimodo [[spoiler: becoming handsome.]]
-->''Did Esmer-Melody use her magic on him or did he just brush his hair out of his eyes and stand up straight? Take your pick, [[{{Asspull}} it's insultingly stupid either way!]]''
* His response to Melody and the Hunchback getting married at the end:
-->'''Phelous''': Creator/VictorHugo always intended to have Esmerelda and Quasimodo marry at the end. He just didn't have the technology to write it back then.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (Dingo Pictures Version)]]
* Phelous' shock that of all the versions he has seen of the Hunchback of Notre-Dame, the ''Dingo'' version is the one where Frollo actually is an Archdeacon like he was in the book.
* When Pierre tells Esmeralda that she's full of secrets, [[Main/CallBack she grows wings and flies away while the]] Film/PumaMan [[Main/CallBack theme plays.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Hellraiser: Hellworld]]
* "[[RunningGag Christ's sake, that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.]]"
* Phelous calling the main characters the WesternAnimation/SuperFriends due to Creator/HenryCavill and Creator/KharyPayton's presence among their ranks.
** He also suggests that Christopher Jacot's character isn't getting along with the others due to being [[WesternAnimation/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroes more of a Marvel guy]].
* Phelous's favorite Cenobite..."[[NoNameGiven The Other One]]"...?
** "2/10"
** Made even better by Pinhead going on rants about how lame Other One is.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Beauty and the Beast Anime]]
* Phelous' shock upon learning the Beauty actually has a real name this time (Maria) instead of just "Beauty" or Beauty in another language.
* Every time Old Man [[EvenEvilHasStandards calls out Anime Dad/Beardria]].
-->'''Old Man''': ''(after the daughters asked for their gifts)'' They don't deserve it! Get them nothing!\\
'''Anime Dad''': [[AbusiveParents Maybe my gift will be the back of my hand]]!\\
'''Old Man''': ...Too far, bro!\\\
'''Old Man''': ''(when the father finds the red roses)'' Oh! This is your chance to get Maria back! Get her a pink rose instead of the red one that she requested!\\
'''Anime Dad''': Ah, yes! Then I will [[AssShove shove the rose so far up her ass it comes out her mouth]] and then [[AxCrazy burn the house down]]!\\
'''Old Man''': Eh... maybe I should just stop talking to you...\\\
'''Anime Dad''': ''(offering a dildo to Maria)'' That's sure gonna make you '''wet''', uh?\\
'''Old Man''': I am not saying it! I refuse to have any part in this! You are the worst Beauty's father ever!\\\
'''Anime Dad''': ''Maria''!\\
'''Old Man''': Who cares! ''(leaves)''
* Phelous' AlternativeCharacterInterpretation that Maria actually is trying to troll her dad and get him killed.
* Phelous questioning the veracity of birds as wedding witnesses.
-->'''Dingo Judge''': How wrong you are. This goat has verified everything. Their marriage is legal and binding.\\
'''Phelous''': Stupid Middle Ages!!!
* The reveal of Maria's "real" father.
-->''No![[spoiler: Not [[CallBack Senor Mustache!]] He's not nearly as popular as [[EnsembleDarkhorse Old Man!]]]]"
* The RunningGag of Maria [[PowerIncontinence accidentally turning everything into dust.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Cinderella (GoodTimes)]]
* The Prince's resemblance to ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters''' Peter Venkman prompts a number of references to the cartoon.
** On a BadDate, the prince whines, "I ''hate'' that!", in the voice of Dave Coulier!Peter. This makes Cinderella giggle, until [[RunningGag Lorenzo Music!Peter quips, "It wasn't that funny."]]
** After Cinderella asks the Fairy Godmother how a pumpkin can help her go to the ball, cut to Cinderella standing on top of the pumpkin, which rolls her all the way to the castle. Once there, it lands on the prince's head. This apparently turns him into Samhain, who declares, "I am Halloween!" Phelous proceeds to call this, "the story of how Cinderella created Halloween."
* When Phelous sarcastically remarks that no other woman probably shares Cinderella's shoe size, he shows the glass slipper fitting [=GoodTimes=]' Beauty. She reacts with another not-so-dramatic gasp.
-->'''Prince:''' Oh... Uh, you're obviously not the girl I danced with so, uh, I don't know why I did this...\\
'''Old Man:''' Nope! Too late! You gotta take her! Also, I get money out of this, right? ''(rides off with the money)'' Ha ha! See ya suckers!
* His HappyEndingOverride
-->'''Phelous''': Unfortunately, Cinderella's feet grew a little bit more in a couple of years and her feet would no longer fit in the glass slippers. And the prince was just no longer sure she was the one. They had a really messy divorce. He kept the shoes...and tried wearing them and then they broke and he got an infection and died.
* The duke announcing the prince's plan to find Cinderella.
-->'''Duke''': "Hear ye, hear ye, the prince requests that all single ladies..."\\
'''Phelous!Duke''': Yes, [[{{Music/Beyonce}} all the single ladies, all the single ladies.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Little Mermaid (GoodTimes)]]
* Phelous declares "0 out of 10" for Lena's family's castle [[FreudWasRight lacking a phallic tower]].
* Prince Stefan looks so much like Prince Eric, that Phelous asks if the party on the boat is a "Prince Eric Look-Alike Party".
* Phelous has an OffModel Lena deliver the following lament:
-->Literature/{{I have no mouth and I must| scream}} [[DeathByDespair die...of sadness.]]
** Of course, [=GoodTimes=]' Beast tells Lena he can relate to her.
[[/folder]]
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!! Reviews
[[index]]
* Funny/Phelous2009Episodes
* Funny/Phelous2010Episodes
* Funny/Phelous2011Episodes
* Funny/Phelous2012Episodes
* Funny/Phelous2013Episodes
* Funny/Phelous2014Episodes
* Funny/Phelous2015Episodes
* Funny/Phelous2016Episodes
[[/index]]



[[folder:I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer]]
* Phelous's epic FreakOut upon discovering that the killer in ''[[Film/IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer]]'' was [[spoiler:a zombie fisherman? A ''zombie '''fisherman!?''''' A '''''ZOMBIE FISHERMAN!?''''']]
* The start of the review merits a mention:
-->'''Phelous:''' "This movie sucks."\\
'''[[AC:The End]]'''

to:

[[folder:I'll Always Know [[folder:Let's Play: Silent Hill]]
* Phelous knows you're not supposed to insert ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'' references into a ''SilentHill'' LP, but sometimes he just can't stop himself...
-->'''Harry:''' *''staring at a bloody wall where dogs were once chained up''* "What the..?
What You Did Last Summer]]
* Phelous's epic FreakOut upon discovering that the killer in ''[[Film/IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer]]'' was [[spoiler:a zombie fisherman? A ''zombie '''fisherman!?''''' A '''''ZOMBIE FISHERMAN!?''''']]
* The start of the review merits a mention:
is it?"
-->'''Phelous:''' "This movie sucks."\\
'''[[AC:The End]]'''
"'''Blood.''' Hope it's not '''''Cheryl's''''' blood."
* And later...
-->'''Cybil:''' "Have you got a gun?"
-->'''Phelous!Harry:''' "I got a shotgu- oh, wait, no I don't."
* He also spends a lot of time calling the [[GiantFlyer Air Screamers]] names and yelling at them for coming out of nowhere and kicking him in the head and nicknames the Rompers "Humpers" due to [[FreudWasRight their attack animation]].
* The [[CombatSadomasochist Orgasmic]] [[ChainsawGood Chainsaw]] was hilarious, too.
* When Harry is trying to explain the [[DarkWorld Otherworld]] to Cybil, he dubs in "Must be on drugs" after every sentence.
* When he's in the restroom (I believe that's where he was, anyway), and hears a child crying from offscreen: "SHUT UP!" His tone when he yells it is hilarious.



[[folder:The Ruins]]
* When the corpse of Mathias's brother is found.
-->'''Phelous:''' "''I think he's deeeeeead.''"
* His response to Creator/BenStiller [[PlayingAgainstType being credited as Executive Producer]]. [[spoiler:[[Film/{{Zoolander}} He cuts to Derek Zoolander doing "Magnum".]]]]

to:

[[folder:The Ruins]]
* When
[[folder:Five Across the corpse Eyes]]
* Phelous's summary
of Mathias's brother is found.
-->'''Phelous:''' "''I think he's deeeeeead.''"
* His response to Creator/BenStiller [[PlayingAgainstType being credited as Executive Producer]]. [[spoiler:[[Film/{{Zoolander}} He cuts to Derek Zoolander doing "Magnum".]]]]
the movie ''Five Across the Eyes''.



[[folder:Troll 2]]
* He set the [[{{Narm}} infamous]] BigOMG to ''Music/AlsoSprachZarathustra''.
** And, as an encore from the first ''Troll'' movie:
-->'''[[Series/TheMuppetShow Sam the Eagle]]''': "You are all weirdos."

to:

[[folder:Troll 2]]
[[folder:La Horde]]
* He set From his crossover review of "La Horde" with Sadpanda, Welshy and Creator/ChaosD1... the [[{{Narm}} infamous]] BigOMG to ''Music/AlsoSprachZarathustra''.
french subtitles!
-->"''Baguette Croissant! Baguette croissant baguette croissant baguette croissant!''"
-->"''Croissanthole.''"
-->"''Baguette? I'll Croissant.''"
-->'''D1:''' "GRENADES!!! DON'T!!!! WORK THAT WAY!!!!!"
** And, Followed up with Sadpanda fainting as an encore from Welshy springs up, asking "They don't?", with D1 just calmly responding "no" a few seconds after.
* The beginning of
the first ''Troll'' review, when Phelous announces the name of the movie.
-->'''Phelous:''' "It's called ''The Horde''."
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "No no, you're already wrong, Phelous. It's called ''La Horde'', not 'The Horde'."
-->'''D1:''' "And what does ''that'' translate to?"
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "'The Horde'."
-->'''Phelous:''' "I hate you, Panda."
* After the group discovers that TheScrappy is the only survivor of the
movie:
-->'''[[Series/TheMuppetShow Sam the Eagle]]''': "You are all weirdos.-->'''Phelous:''' "Oh well, at least after that she dies."
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "Well, not really. We don't see her get killed an-"
-->'''Phelous:''' "She ''died.''"
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "I mean, maybe there will be a sequel-"
-->'''Phelous:''' "''She '''died!'''''"
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "Never mind.
"



[[folder:Hobgoblins]]
* Poking fun of the whole "[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Someone's rubbing puppets on us!]]" [[SpecialEffectsFailure effects used]], there's a scene where Phelous is attacked by a [[Series/TheMuppetShow Kermit The Frog]] plushie.
** What really sells this is the song that plays when Kermit is gnawing Phelous's face off.
-->'''Kermit:''' "''Why are there so many songs about rainbows? And what's on the other si-''"
-->'''Phelous:''' "''Cut it out!''" (flings Kermit away with a large thud)

to:

[[folder:Hobgoblins]]
[[folder:Chain Letter]]
* Poking fun of the whole "[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Someone's rubbing puppets on us!]]" [[SpecialEffectsFailure effects used]], there's a scene where Phelous is attacked by a [[Series/TheMuppetShow Kermit The Frog]] plushie.
** What really sells this is the song
Luke realises that plays when Kermit is gnawing Phelous's face off.
-->'''Kermit:''' "''Why are there so many songs about rainbows? And what's on
the two can just talk through the camera like the other si-''"
-->'''Phelous:''' "''Cut it out!''" (flings Kermit away
reviewers do instead, then he follows up with a large thud)very brief Film Conscience.



[[folder:Troll 3]]
* The end skit has toy bulldozers rushing to attack Phelous. The sound and editing are timed ''perfectly''.
** The effect of Phelous having a root poke through his eye that ''surpasses'' the [[SpecialEffectsFailure one in the movie]]: [[spoiler:He uses a stick and a paper cutout of his face]].
-->'''Phelous:''' AHHHHHHH, [[BlatantLies REAL]]!

to:

[[folder:Troll 3]]
[[folder:Quarantine]]
* The end skit has toy bulldozers rushing Adding [[MemeticMutation Guile's Theme Goes With Everything]] to attack Phelous. The sound and editing are timed ''perfectly''.
** The effect of Phelous having a root poke through his eye that ''surpasses''
the [[SpecialEffectsFailure one scene in Film/{{Quarantine}} where the movie]]: [[spoiler:He uses cameraman beats a stick and a paper cutout of his face]].
-->'''Phelous:''' AHHHHHHH, [[BlatantLies REAL]]!
zombie to death with it.



[[folder:Cabin Fever]]
* The [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Big Crocodile Scene Happening]].

to:

[[folder:Cabin Fever]]
[[folder:Birdemic]]
* "This morning, flocks of seagulls- ''and I ra-a-an, I ran so far awa-a-ay!''"
* The [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Big Crocodile Scene Happening]].ending also qualifies. All 4 minute 36 seconds worth of it.
** His reaction to the scene in which Rod and Nathalie walk on the beach (or more specifically, his reaction to the filmmakers' failure to edit out the sound of the ocean, which drowns out the dialogue): he devolves into a fit of {{Angrish}}, growling and roaring at the camera; this quickly cuts to a shot of him with a straight face, saying, "[[DeadpanSnarker The editing is bad.]]"
* In a call back to ''La Horde'':
--> "'''BIRDS!!! DON'T!!! WORK THAT WAY!!!'''"
* He claims to interview Rod, the woodenly-acted protagonist of film, only to bring out an actual wooden rod.
-->'''Phelous:''' "Whoa, Rod, where was all this energy when you were filming??"



[[folder:The Midnight Meat Train]]
* The [[BadassInANiceSuit sharply dressed]] killer stands up, straightens his tie and gets on the eponymous subway train. Phelous sets the whole thing to the theme from ''Get Smart''. It fits. Perfectly.

to:

[[folder:The Midnight Meat Train]]
Human Centipede]]
* An 'advertisement' for 'Lock You Inside Doors': "It's inconvenient!"
** "Dammit, I can open my door just fine!"
* Around that little sketch, the dramatic musical stings that keep popping up when the doctor says or does something.
* "DUH-DUH-DUH-DUNNN! [[LargeHam You are the]] [[Film/HouseOfTheDead Curien]] piece!"
* The [[BadassInANiceSuit sharply dressed]] killer stands up, straightens his tie return of Hide and gets on the eponymous subway train. Seek, complete with what can only be described as a weird, disjointed acoustic version playing behind it.
* After
Phelous sets plays his usual music when the whole thing to Centipede is revealed, he cuts it off and plays "something more fitting.", [[spoiler:[[Film/{{Birdemic}} Hanging Out With My Family.]]]]
* Sad Panda playing an acoustic rendition of
the theme from ''Get Smart''. It fits. Perfectly.infamous ''Troll 2'' "OH MY GODDDD!" line in place of the usual Channel Awesome jingle.



[[folder:Silent Hill: Shattered Memories]]
* His spoof on the alternate personalities in ''SilentHillShatteredMemories'' with rapid fire {{Shout Out}}s to WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob, WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic, and WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd, as well as a TakeThat to TheIrateGamer.
-->'''Phelous as Angry Nerd:''' "''Shattered Memories''? More like shattered asshole! I'd rather play a different game than play this game!"
-->'''Phelous as The Nostalgia Critic:''' "Hello, ''Silent Hill'' shattered my memories! I don't remember it so you don't have to!"
-->'''Phelous as The Cinema Snob:''' "In my ''expert'' opinion, ''Silent Hill: Shattered Memories'' is a game <pause> that came out on the <pause> in December 2009."
-->'''Phelous as Irate Gamer:''' "''Silent Hill: Shattered Memories'' is the perfect [[YouFailLinguisticsForever predecessor]] to the first ''Silent Hill'' game."

to:

[[folder:Silent Hill: Shattered Memories]]
[[folder:Resident Evil Afterlife]]
* His spoof on the alternate personalities in ''SilentHillShatteredMemories'' with rapid fire {{Shout Out}}s ShoutOut to WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob, WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic, and WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd, as well as a TakeThat to TheIrateGamer.
-->'''Phelous as Angry Nerd:''' "''Shattered Memories''? More like shattered asshole! I'd rather play a different game than play this game!"
-->'''Phelous as The Nostalgia Critic:''' "Hello, ''Silent Hill'' shattered my memories!
WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob:
-->'''Phelous''': "Personally
I don't remember it so you don't have to!"
-->'''Phelous as The Cinema Snob:''' "In my ''expert'' opinion, ''Silent Hill: Shattered Memories'' is a game <pause> that came out
really care about her videos until she does her v-log on the <pause> in December 2009.[[TrademarkFavoriteFood Crystal Pepsi]]."
-->'''Phelous as Irate Gamer:''' "''Silent Hill: Shattered Memories'' is * Also, when Alice does her "beach v-log":
--> '''Phelous''': Claire runs by and tells Alice she ''seriously'' needs to turn her exposure down, but Alice doesn't take constructive criticism well, [[TakeThat because she just likes to hide behind her fans.]]
* The video also opens by parodying
the perfect [[YouFailLinguisticsForever predecessor]] to bad voice acting and [[GuideDangIt somewhat obtuse]] puzzles from the first ''Silent Hill'' game."older ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'' games.



[[folder:Fear Dot Com]]
* He gets progressively more and more confused and infuriated with the evil website's nonsensical actions and statements, until...
-->'''Evil Website Woman:''' ''*seductively*'' "Do you want to hurt me?"
-->'''Phelous:''' "Yes! ''Holy Shit'' YES!!"
** When the Evil Website Woman calls one of the characters, Phelous cuts in as her.
--> "''[[Film/TheRing Seven daysss]]...'' ah I mean, are you ready to play?"
** His running gag of calling the in-film website ''Fear Dot Com Dot Com''.
** [[WebVideo/LeeAndDena Dena Natali]]'s part in the end skit. Her performance as the aforementioned Evil Website Woman achieves the right balance of funny and creepy.

to:

[[folder:Fear Dot Com]]
[[folder:Drive Thru]]
* He gets progressively more and more confused and infuriated with the evil website's nonsensical actions and statements, until...
-->'''Evil Website Woman:''' ''*seductively*'' "Do you want to hurt me?"
-->'''Phelous:''' "Yes! ''Holy Shit'' YES!!"
** When the Evil Website Woman calls one of the characters,
Phelous cuts in as her.
--> "''[[Film/TheRing Seven daysss]]...'' ah I mean, are you ready to play?"
** His running gag of calling
overloading the in-film website ''Fear Dot Com Dot Com''.
** [[WebVideo/LeeAndDena Dena Natali]]'s part in the end skit. Her performance as the aforementioned Evil Website Woman achieves the right balance
footage of funny ''Drive Thru'' with references to other movies, including ''Film/{{Birdemic}}'', ''Film/GhostbustersII'', and creepy.''Series/{{IT}}''.



[[folder:Night of The Lepus]]
* His ''Film/NightOfTheLepus'' review repeatedly splices in footage from the ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "Shore Leave", specifically the scenes involving [=McCoy=]'s encounter with the [[Literature/AliceInWonderland white rabbit]]. The effect is hilarious.

to:

[[folder:Night of The Lepus]]
[[folder:A Serbian Film]]
* His ''Film/NightOfTheLepus'' review repeatedly splices Playing "Gonna Fly Now" over [[TrainingMontage a preparation montage]] in footage from the ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "Shore Leave", specifically the scenes involving [=McCoy=]'s encounter with the [[Literature/AliceInWonderland white rabbit]]. The effect is hilarious.''Film/ASerbianFilm''.



[[folder:I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer]]
* The increasing tone of ThisIsGonnaSuck that creeps into his voice as he repeatedly asks "This is a comedy, right?"

to:

[[folder:I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer]]
[[folder:Swamp Zombies]]
* The increasing tone Phelous does a great impersonation of ThisIsGonnaSuck that creeps into his voice as he repeatedly asks "This is a comedy, right?"Mr. Mackey from ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark.''



[[folder:Automaton Transfusion]]
* The title image for ''Automaton Transfusion'' says [[DamnedByFaintPraise "One of the films in decades."]]

to:

[[folder:Automaton Transfusion]]
[[folder:Boogeyman]]
* Timothy vs the Closet.
-->"You win this round, closet!"
* The title image for ''Automaton Transfusion'' says [[DamnedByFaintPraise "One of Closet being compared to a [[Series/DoctorWho TARDIS]].
* Phelous is describing how
the films in decades."]]monster is actually kind of a letdown, but then [[AwfulTruth a horrible realization]] hits him...
-->'''Phelous:''' "And wait a second. Is the boogeyman...[[spoiler:A '''''[[CallBack ZOMBIE FISHERMAN!?]]''''']]"
* Phelous ends up facing the Boogeyman, who turns out to be [[spoiler:Soundwave]]. Which he instantly defeats by [[spoiler:smashing his Soundwave toy.]]



[[folder:Night of the Living Dead 3D]]
* [[Film/NightOfTheLivingDead3D "All right, Vince, hit him in the head, right between the eyes."]] ''[[Franchise/StarWars *Death Star explodes*]]''

to:

[[folder:Night of [[folder:Boogeyman 2]]
* Phelous discovers that
the Living Dead 3D]]
* [[Film/NightOfTheLivingDead3D "All right, Vince, hit him in
hospital director is played by Tobin Bell. Cue the head, right between ''Franchise/{{Saw}}'' dialogue every time he talks!
* The Boogeyman's new look being compared to [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse Skeletor]]'s retarded cousin.
* A new "real" Boogeyman shows up and [[CurbStompBattle is promptly killed by Phelous]]. Upon unmasking him, he turns out to be [[spoiler:the part of Phelous who thought Boogeyman 1 could still be a good movie if
the eyes."]] ''[[Franchise/StarWars *Death Star explodes*]]''killer was a regular human.]]



[[folder:The Deaths of Ian Stone]]
* At the end of the review, WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic calls out Phelous for reviewing ''Film/MacAndMe'' because it was nostalgic. [[spoiler:Phelous then gets shot by NC after calling him "funny".]]
-->'''Phelous:''' [[spoiler:Doug, you're funny!]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Nostalgia Critic]]:''' [[spoiler:'''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}} [[BerserkButton Fun]][[NeverHeardThatOneBefore nie!?]]''' (ScreamsLikeALittleGirl and shoots Phelous)]]

to:

[[folder:The Deaths of Ian Stone]]
[[folder:Boogeyman 3]]
* At ''Boogeyman 3'' featured Erin Cahill as the end of lead role. When the review, WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic calls out cards are down and she is the only one left, Phelous for reviewing ''Film/MacAndMe'' because it was nostalgic. [[spoiler:Phelous then gets shot by NC after calling him "funny".]]
-->'''Phelous:''' [[spoiler:Doug, you're funny!]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Nostalgia Critic]]:''' [[spoiler:'''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}} [[BerserkButton Fun]][[NeverHeardThatOneBefore nie!?]]''' (ScreamsLikeALittleGirl and shoots Phelous)]]
says that there's only one thing she can do; [[ActorAllusion morph into]] [[Series/PowerRangersTimeForce the Pink Ranger]].



[[folder:Cabin Fever 2]]
* This part:
--> '''John''': You know I can't leave [Alex]! You know that!
--> '''Cassie''': Well, let's just go and get him, then!
--> '''Phelous''': I'M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC! Don't be all RATIONAL about it!
** Him going LaughingMad during the scene [[spoiler: where Cassie amputates John's infected arm]] is also pretty good.
* "So, you're probably wondering why [Paul[[note]]Rider Strong's character from the first movie[[/note]]]'s still alive... (long ass {{Beat}}) (shakes head, shrugs)"

to:

[[folder:Cabin Fever 2]]
[[folder: The Boogeyman]]
* This part:
--> '''John''': You know I can't leave [Alex]! You know that!
--> '''Cassie''': Well, let's
Phelous clearly is on a roll once he starts reviewing Ulli Lommel's godawful original ''The Boogeyman'' series. His trademark use of meta-humour really serves him well here, since Lommel just go and get him, then!
--> '''Phelous''': I'M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC! Don't be all RATIONAL about it!
** Him going LaughingMad during the scene [[spoiler: where Cassie amputates John's infected arm]] is also pretty good.
* "So, you're probably wondering why [Paul[[note]]Rider Strong's character
kept splicing footage from the first movie[[/note]]]'s still alive... (long ass {{Beat}}) (shakes head, shrugs)"movie together with new scenes, then called it a sequel. Particular highlights include:
* ''The Boogeyman'': A little boy, after sticking his head through a window and shouting "BOOGEYMAN!", gets killed pathetically when the window half-heartedly closes on his neck. According to Phelous, that death scene almost made up for everything else. Almost.
* ''Boogeyman II'': Phelous' sister, Kyna, has a cameo in the end skit. The ensuing deaths... really must be seen to be believed. They involve a car exhaust pipe... okay... and a toothbrush!
* ''Return of the Boogeyman''. Too many to mention, but here's one of the best:
-->'''Annie:''' "I finally won the battle over evil. The man with no face is gone. Now I must try on my stokings, to prove to myself one last time that I am free."
-->'''Phelous:''' "But now she's become the woman ''with no legs''! Y'know what, that actually made too much sense for this movie."
* He gets increasingly frustrated at the lack of continuity between movies... they even got the main character's name wrong! This culminates in his fake {{Retcon}} of the first ''Boogeyman'' review:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Hello, Phil? Philip? Are you there?"\\
'''Past!Phelous:''' "Philip?"\\
'''Phelous:''' "Yeah, that's your name now."



[[folder:The Blade Master]]
* The robot scene in the other ''[[Film/TheBladeMaster Troll 3]]'', set perfectly in time to a variant of the Team Rocket motto from ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}''.
** His take on the abrupt change in camera angle between lines:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Take her away! TAKE HER AWAY! Right now! RIGHT NOW!"
** The Rape Horn.

to:

[[folder:The Blade Master]]
[[folder:Meow Mix]]
* The robot Pick any scene in the other ''[[Film/TheBladeMaster Troll 3]]'', set perfectly in time to a variant of the Team Rocket motto Meow Mix review. Anything is hilarious when it comes from ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}''.
** His take on the abrupt change in camera angle between lines:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Take her away! TAKE HER AWAY! Right now! RIGHT NOW!"
** The Rape Horn.
a fluffy kitty.
* "And now a new segment I would like to introduce. I call it me being lazy and licking myself a little." (Does so) "Well, I delivered what I promised."



[[folder:Hostel]]
* "So we start the movie with a bunch of unlikable jackasses looking to do nothing else but party and have sex. Oooops, that was Film/CabinFever again. On to Hostel: So we start the movie with a bunch of unlikable jackass looking to do nothing else but party and have sex."

to:

[[folder:Hostel]]
[[folder:JeepersCreepers II]]
* "So we start Putting Creator/DannyElfman's ''Batman'' theme and [[Series/{{Batman}} the movie with a bunch of unlikable jackasses looking 1960's Batman TV series]] to do nothing else but party and have sex. Oooops, that was Film/CabinFever again. On to Hostel: So we start the movie with a bunch of unlikable jackass looking to do nothing else but party and have sex."awesomely comedic use.



[[folder:Hostel 2]]
* Everything related to Phelous' portrayal of Eli Roth.
** Eli Roth tries to knock Phelous unconcious with a single punch, only to fail and just hurt him. After failing a second time, he finally manage to do it by hitting him with the movie.
* "[[RunningGag So we start the movie with a bunch of unlikable jackasses looking to do nothing else but party and have sex.]] [[RecycledINSPACE But they are FEMALE, this time!]]"
* Phelous keeps complaining that [[DarknessInducedAudienceApathy he doesn't care]] and begs the movie to give him something to care about.
-->"So they give me a scene [[SarcasmMode I obviously care about]]: partying!" *facepalm*
* "Oh, great! Now we can see [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs the killers partying]]! This just added a whole new level of pointless!"
* Phelous' interpretation of the movie's Aesop: [[spoiler:If you get caught by a murder group, make sure you're rich and join them.]]

to:

[[folder:Hostel 2]]
[[folder:Smallville Series Finale]]
* Everything related to Phelous' portrayal His video of Eli Roth.
** Eli Roth tries to knock Phelous unconcious with a single punch, only to fail
watching the ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' series finale and just hurt him. After failing a second time, he finally manage [[FreakOut being horrified]] to do it by hitting him with the movie.
* "[[RunningGag So we start the movie with a bunch of unlikable jackasses looking to do nothing else
see that [[spoiler: Clark Kent becomes BATMAN! That's not what REALLY happens, but party and have sex.]] [[RecycledINSPACE But they are FEMALE, it does in this time!]]"
* Phelous keeps complaining that [[DarknessInducedAudienceApathy he doesn't care]]
video and begs it's hi-larious!]]
** Also, his constant laughter and screaming throughout
the movie to give him something to care about.
-->"So they give me a scene [[SarcasmMode I obviously care about]]: partying!" *facepalm*
* "Oh, great! Now we can see [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs the killers partying]]! This just added a whole new level of pointless!"
* Phelous' interpretation of the movie's Aesop: [[spoiler:If you get caught by a murder group, make sure you're rich and join them.]]
finale.



[[folder:Death Row]]
* His reaction to the Ceiling Fan kill in ''Death Row''
-->'''Phelous:''' "Oh no! A [[JokeItem butter knife]]!" *''[[LethalJokeItem Cuts his own head off with it.]]''* "[[AWizardDidIt A ghost made that work somehow]], [[YouFailPhysicsForever it's not stupid!]]"
** Also, the numerous ''Series/{{Titus}}'' references.

to:

[[folder:Death Row]]
[[folder:Crocodile]]
* His reaction to the Ceiling Fan kill in ''Death Row''
-->'''Phelous:''' "Oh no! A [[JokeItem butter knife]]!" *''[[LethalJokeItem Cuts his own head off with it.]]''* "[[AWizardDidIt A ghost
"Princess, you've made that work somehow]], [[YouFailPhysicsForever it's not stupid!]]"
** Also,
a powerful enemy today!"
* Phelous' [[{{facepalm}} reaction]] upon
the numerous ''Series/{{Titus}}'' references.characters [[CriticalResearchFailure mistaking the titular crocodile for a dinosaur]].
* According to Phelous, there are only two things worth seeing this movie: the crocodile, and the Sheriff's theme music.



[[folder:Humains]]
* The ''Humains'' crossover review with {{Benzaie}} is full of win.
** Whenever something stupid happens, they do a weird [[Franchise/TheMuppets Kermit-style]] arm-waving while saying "Humains!"
** The "French Shia Labeouf".
** Upon hearing the characters explain their accident, the disappearance of a body and someone shooting at them with arrows by saying it must have been wild animals:
-->'''Benzaie and Phelous''': WILD ANIMALS?!
-->'''Phelous''': What, like wild boars?
-->'''Benzaie''': ''Shooting arrows''?
-->'''Phelous''': The only boar-like creatures I have heard about that shoot arrows are [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda the Moblins in Zelda]]! Are ''those'' in Switzerland?
-->'''Benzaie''': Well, yeah, but only the australian ones actually shoot arrows!
-->''[[IWasJustJoking Phelous gives him a WTF stare]]''

to:

[[folder:Humains]]
[[folder:House of Wax 2006]]
* The ''Humains'' crossover cameos celebrating Creator/ParisHilton's death in ''Film/HouseOfWax2005'', followed by Doug Walker appearing and being sickened by their celebration of death.
** Also Doug getting angry at Phelous for reviewing ''Film/MacAndMe'', and whispering that he's not actually mad because he never wanted to
review with {{Benzaie}} it.
** [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]] had the best line about Paris' death:
-->''' "I welcome the deaths of other human beings that I don't know!"
** Film Brain singing "Ding Dong the witch
is full dead".
* Creator/BradJones trying to hang himself, only to fall to the floor, cough for several seconds, yell, "fuck that!" and then stumble away, dragging the rope behind him.
** This doubles as a [[CallBack CallBack]] to the time Phelous successfully hung himself after being prompted to by the Snob at the end
of win.
[[Film/TheBladeMaster The Other Troll 3]] review.
** This is also a CallBack to Phelous's cameo at the end of Brad's Caligula's review.
*
Whenever something stupid happens, they do a weird [[Franchise/TheMuppets Kermit-style]] arm-waving while saying "Humains!"
** The "French Shia Labeouf".
** Upon hearing
the characters explain their accident, the disappearance of killer, who bears a body and someone shooting at them with arrows by saying it must have been wild animals:
-->'''Benzaie and Phelous''': WILD ANIMALS?!
-->'''Phelous''': What, like wild boars?
-->'''Benzaie''': ''Shooting arrows''?
-->'''Phelous''': The only boar-like creatures I have heard about that shoot arrows are [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda the Moblins in Zelda]]! Are ''those'' in Switzerland?
-->'''Benzaie''': Well, yeah, but only the australian ones actually shoot arrows!
-->''[[IWasJustJoking
resemblance to Tommy Wiseau, is seen, Phelous gives him a WTF stare]]''dubs in dialogue from ''Film/TheRoom'' and ''{{TheTommyWi-Show}}''.



[[folder:Dawn of the Living Dead]]
* The ending skit (especially Sub-Zero and [=SadPanda=]'s appearance's)
--> '''Phelous''': ''Why won't this movie DIEEEEE?!''
--> '''D1''': I'll tell you why... because it's ''already dead!'' [[EvilLaugh Muahahahahaha!]]
--> '''Phelous''': Oh, you have gotta be kidding me! How are you here?
--> '''D1''': Because I wasn't given a proper burial!
--> '''Phelous''': ''So?!'' You're still ME - you can't be here!
--> '''D1''': Look; either you die, then you can't be sitting there doing this review, or I'm somehow a different person and am now your nemesis!
--> '''Phelous''': I don't need a nemesis, I have Sub-Zero already anyway.
--> '''D1''': What? What does he do?
--> '''Phelous''': He... sits in the kitchen there, comes out and hits me or says mean words if I make a MortalKombat joke.
--> '''Sub-Zero''' ''(reading a magazine in the kitchen)'': Yeah, when are you gonna do that again? I'm getting bored!
--> '''Phelous''': Shut up!
--> '''D1''': Wow... mean words. That's why you need a real nemesis!
--> '''[=SadPanda=]''': Hey! Phelous has a nemesis: me, the Sad Panda!
--> '''Phelous''': You're not my nemesis Panda, you do my theme song!
--> '''[=SadPanda=]''': Oh yeah, you're right. Bye.
--> '''Phelous''': Yes, bye, the review is over and this is just stupid, ''why won't it end?!''
--> '''D1''': Because you must face me - Phelous D1!
--> '''Phelous''': What the hell does "D1" even mean?
--> '''D1''': Ehm, well, it means...
--> ''*Lightning hits D1*''
--> '''D1''': Argh, purple lightning... my one weakness...
--> '''Phelous''': ''(turns to the camera)'' Okay, we're done here. END THE DAMN VIDEO!

to:

[[folder:Dawn of the Living Dead]]
[[folder:A Nightmare On Elm Street 2010]]
* The ending skit (especially Sub-Zero and [=SadPanda=]'s appearance's)
--> '''Phelous''': ''Why won't this movie DIEEEEE?!''
--> '''D1''': I'll tell you why... because it's ''already dead!'' [[EvilLaugh Muahahahahaha!]]
--> '''Phelous''': Oh, you have gotta be kidding me! How are you here?
--> '''D1''': Because I wasn't given
There is a proper burial!
--> '''Phelous''': ''So?!'' You're still ME - you can't be here!
--> '''D1''': Look; either you die, then you can't be sitting there doing this review, or I'm somehow
moment where a different person and am now your nemesis!
--> '''Phelous''': I don't need a nemesis, I have Sub-Zero already anyway.
--> '''D1''': What? What does he do?
--> '''Phelous''': He... sits in the kitchen there, comes out and hits me or says mean words if I make a MortalKombat joke.
--> '''Sub-Zero''' ''(reading a magazine in the kitchen)'': Yeah, when are you gonna do that again? I'm getting bored!
--> '''Phelous''': Shut up!
--> '''D1''': Wow... mean words. That's why you need a real nemesis!
--> '''[=SadPanda=]''': Hey!
second Phelous has a nemesis: me, appears in the Sad Panda!
--> '''Phelous''': You're not my nemesis Panda, you do my theme song!
--> '''[=SadPanda=]''': Oh yeah, you're right. Bye.
--> '''Phelous''': Yes, bye,
mirror with a really funny expression.
* "TEDDY! TEDDY! Brother of
the review is over and this is just stupid, ''why won't it end?!''
--> '''D1''': Because you must face me -
Freddy!"
*
Phelous D1!
--> '''Phelous''': What the hell does "D1" even mean?
--> '''D1''': Ehm, well, it means...
--> ''*Lightning hits D1*''
--> '''D1''': Argh, purple lightning... my one weakness...
--> '''Phelous''': ''(turns
interpreting Teddy as being whiny and angsty, to the camera)'' Okay, we're done here. END THE DAMN VIDEO!point of dubbing Simple Plan's "Untitled" (How could this happen to me) over a scene where he's yelling at Nancy, then lampshading it.
-->'''Phelous''': "Oh cool, they made Krueger such a whiny bitch I thought to use the Simple Plan song for him. Fantastic."



[[folder:Open Graves]]
* Punky tricks Phelous into a [[StableTimeLoop Stable Time Loop]] just like in the movie.
--> '''Punky:''' Did you guys get it yet? [[DontExplainTheJoke He's doing the review again like he doesn't know what happened. It's funny because he's stupid!]]
** Also, the opening.
--> '''Phelous:''' What if the board game ''Franchise/{{Jumanji}}'' was evil? Oh wait. It was pretty evil, wasn't it? Um... what if it was in a really weak horror movie? Open Graves!

to:

[[folder:Open Graves]]
[[folder:Halloween Resurrection]]
* Punky tricks Phelous into a [[StableTimeLoop Stable Time Loop]] just like pissing Michael Myers off in the movie.
--> '''Punky:''' Did you guys get it yet? [[DontExplainTheJoke He's doing the
''Film/HalloweenResurrection'' review again like he doesn't know what happened. It's funny because he's stupid!]]
** Also, the opening.
by singing [[Film/HalloweenIIISeasonOfTheWitch Silver Shamrock]].
* After "Michael Myers" kills [[DoppelGanger Suolehp]]:
--> '''Phelous:''' What if the board game ''Franchise/{{Jumanji}}'' was evil? Oh wait. It was pretty evil, wasn't it? Um... what if it was in a really weak horror movie? Open Graves!Just kidding guys. It's just me pretending to be Michael Myers. Ha ha... [[BreathlessNonSequitur but yeah. Suolehp is dead for real.]]



[[folder:Dotcom Murder]]
* In his ''Dotcom Murder'' review:
-->'''Protagonist:''' "Shit!"
-->'''Computer in film:''' "Shit not recognised."
-->'''Phelous:''' "[[DeadpanSnarker I guess that's true of everyone who worked on this movie]]."
* When a computer named Hal denies the protagonist's request's by saying "I can't let you do that," Phelous responds with this cut:
-->'''Phelous:''' "No! I'm not using that ''[[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey Space Odyssey]]'' clip. It's what they want!"

to:

[[folder:Dotcom Murder]]
[[folder:Wrong Turn]]
* In his ''Dotcom Murder'' review:
-->'''Protagonist:''' "Shit!"
-->'''Computer in film:''' "Shit not recognised."
-->'''Phelous:''' "[[DeadpanSnarker I guess that's true of everyone who worked on this movie]]."
* When
The movie turns out to be [[ClicheStorm such a computer named Hal denies the protagonist's request's by saying "I can't let you do that," generic, unoriginal and forgettable movie]] Phelous responds with this cut:
-->'''Phelous:''' "No! I'm not using that ''[[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey Space Odyssey]]'' clip. It's what they want!"
forgets about it immediatly after watching it. ''Thrice''.



[[folder:Pulse 2003]]
* Playing "The Syncopated Clock" [[OverlyLongGag for the whole of the thirty second shot of Madeline Stowe driving, while counting the seconds]], in ''Pulse 2003''.

to:

[[folder:Pulse 2003]]
[[folder:Hostel III]]
* Playing "The Syncopated Clock" [[OverlyLongGag for Phelous D1 returns again at the whole end of the thirty second shot of Madeline Stowe driving, while counting ''Film/HostelPartIII'' review! ...and Phelous doesn't care.
-->'''D1:''' "Ha ha ha ha! You never should have installed that tatoo scanner on your door, Phelous!"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1:''' "Uh... anyway, welcome back to
the seconds]], Phelous in ''Pulse 2003''.a Hat and Trenchcoat saga! I'm taking you to the elite 'hunt people who are bound up' club!"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1:''' "BUT I-"\\
'''Phelous:''' "''No.''" \\
'''D1:''' "Come on I've got a really good storyline this time, honest!"\\
'''Phelous:''' "''No, you're supposed to be a cat still, so go back to that.''"\\
'''D1:''' "He he he. But you see, time can be rewritten and stuff, so I-"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1:''' "[[Series/DoctorWho I don't wanna g-]]"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1 (Suddenly becomes a cat):''' "Aw damn it!"



[[folder:Pulse 2006]]
* The beginning of his review, where he combines three of the more prominent ads that played on Blip at the time (Fibre One, Madden NFL 11 - "Put your hands up", and The Pillars of the Earth) by having a skit of "I swear by all the advertisements, I will never care about your fibre."
* Fourth advert (Yoplait) gets a mention as he walks away, saying he's going to go lose weight by eating yogurt.
* The interruption by Creator/JewWario is hilarious. "Play. Play. Play. Play button!"
* His dubbing-in of [[Series/{{Alias}} Arvin Sloane's]] dialogue over Ron Rifkin's character:
--> "The only person I blame... is Josh." "YOU SIMPLE-MINDED DILETTANTE!"
--> "I'm not imagining this!"
* Rifkin gets out of his chair. "A few days ago, I would have done anything to keep you alive. And now, I don't care."
* His reaction to Boone saying that keeping viruses on your computer is like "keeping nukes in your closet."
-->'''Phelous:''' "I'm purposely downloading viruses off the internet! I'M SUCH A BADASS! Oh, what a rush!"

to:

[[folder:Pulse 2006]]
[[folder:Julie & Jack]]
* The beginning Pick any part of his review, where he combines three of the more prominent ads that played on Blip ''Julie & Jack'' review together with ObscurusLupa (along with some unexpected TearJerker at the time (Fibre One, Madden NFL 11 - "Put your hands up", and The Pillars of the Earth) by having a skit of "I swear by all the advertisements, I will never care about your fibre."
* Fourth advert (Yoplait) gets a mention as he walks away, saying he's going to go lose weight by eating yogurt.
* The interruption by Creator/JewWario is hilarious. "Play. Play. Play. Play button!"
* His dubbing-in of [[Series/{{Alias}} Arvin Sloane's]] dialogue over Ron Rifkin's character:
--> "The only person I blame... is Josh." "YOU SIMPLE-MINDED DILETTANTE!"
--> "I'm not imagining this!"
* Rifkin gets out of his chair. "A few days ago, I would have done anything to keep you alive. And now, I don't care."
* His reaction to Boone saying
end). It helps that keeping viruses on your computer is like "keeping nukes in your closet."
-->'''Phelous:''' "I'm purposely downloading viruses off the internet! I'M SUCH A BADASS! Oh, what a rush!"
their vastly different styles mesh surprisingly well.



[[folder:Pulse 2]]
* When Michelle starts cleaning up the apartment, "Take on Me" begins to play, but Phelous cuts it off:
-->'''Phelous:''' "NO! She doesn't get "Take on Me!" ''She doesn't deserve it''."

to:

[[folder:Pulse 2]]
[[folder:Turtles Forever]]
* When Michelle starts cleaning up All the apartment, "Take on Me" begins to play, but Phelous cuts it off:
Shredder-related jokes in his review of ''Turtles Forever''.
-->'''Phelous:''' "NO! She doesn't get "Take "No fucking shit, Shredder. The dimensional portal sent you to another dimension?"\\
'''Shredder:''' "Oh, how was I supposed to know that's what the dimensional portal was for? I thought it was used for making ice-cream."\\
'''Phelous:''' ''*disbelief*'' "Ohh, ''what an idiot.''"
* The cherry
on Me!" ''She doesn't deserve it''.the cake must go to the episode's [[TheStinger stinger]], however.
-->'''2003!Leonardo:''' "It's ''our'' Shredder. He's come here to tear down your world."\\
'''1987!Donatello:''' "And he's a grade-A meanie!"\\
[[ActuallyPrettyFunny Phelous launches into uncontrollable giggling upon hearing that line,]] [[SubvertedTrope but then...]]\\
'''Phelous:''' "What do you know, that giggle ray actually does work.
"



[[folder:Pulse 3]]
* After mocking Friend-Meets-World's using the Wii version of ''Mortal Kombat Armageddon'' to play against his girlfriend (the Wii version doesn't have online multiplayer), Phelous makes a MK joke and expects Sub-Zero to hit him. Instead, Sub-Zero glitches into Ermac (an extremely nerdy inside joke amongst the ''Mortal Kombat'' fanbase).
* His impersonation of what two people having sex over a webcam looks like: pushing the "insert" key over and over again, yelling "Insert! Insert! INSERT!".
* The zombie fisherman was nothing compared to ''Pulse 3'':
-->'''Phelous:''' "The internet ghost of a record player? The internet ghost of a record player?! THE INTERNET GHOST OF A RECORD PLAYER?!? [[CallBack IT MADE ME DO THE OVERHEAD SPINNING SCREAM THING AGAIN!!]]"
* "[[VideoGame/ResidentEvil1 I GOT A SHOTGUN!]] [[Series/{{Mash}} Suicide is painless...]]"
* [[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]] showing up as an internet ghost, convincing Phelous to resurrect him with a flash drive, and then repeatedly shooting Phelous once he's resurrected.

to:

[[folder:Pulse 3]]
[[folder: Roller Samurai Vampire Slayers]]
* After mocking Friend-Meets-World's using Instead of a review, Phelous and [[ObscurusLupa Lupa]] work together on making a deliberately bad movie of their own, ''[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Roller Samurai Vampire Slayers]]'', which stars the Wii version couple as a crack pair of... well, ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. Sorta. Kinda. Almost.
** Several parts are highly amusing, but the best is when Phelous' character (who's a vampire in disguise) monologues about his past to himself, hoping that his KnightTemplar partner (played by Lupa) won't find him out. Unfortunately, he was talking aloud instead of thinking... and Lupa was right next to him.
*** This scene also allows Phelous to insert unused excerpts
of ''Mortal Kombat Armageddon'' to play against his girlfriend (the Wii version doesn't have online multiplayer), Phelous makes a MK joke and expects Sub-Zero to hit him. Instead, Sub-Zero glitches into Ermac (an extremely nerdy inside joke amongst the ''Mortal Kombat'' fanbase).
* His impersonation of what two people having sex over a webcam looks like: pushing the "insert" key over and over again, yelling "Insert! Insert! INSERT!".
* The zombie fisherman was nothing compared to ''Pulse 3'':
-->'''Phelous:''' "The internet ghost of a record player? The internet ghost of a record player?! THE INTERNET GHOST OF A RECORD PLAYER?!? [[CallBack IT MADE ME DO THE OVERHEAD SPINNING SCREAM THING AGAIN!!]]"
* "[[VideoGame/ResidentEvil1 I GOT A SHOTGUN!]] [[Series/{{Mash}} Suicide is painless...]]"
* [[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]] showing up as an internet ghost, convincing Phelous to resurrect him with a flash drive, and then repeatedly shooting Phelous once he's resurrected.
Komedy''.



[[folder:Incubus]]
* After stating how glad he is to be done with his "Pulse" streak... [[PyrrhicVictory with "Incubus"]]:
-->'''Phelous''': And here's a "Phelous Fun Fact" for you: the working title for "Incubus" [[KickTheDog was "Pulse"]]! ({{Beat}}) (sudden realization) ([[spoiler:[[ShockingSwerve loud scream while flipping the camera over]]]])
-->(cut to "LOL BRB!" card)
* His reaction to this [[SarcasmMode brilliant]] line.
-->'''Guy:''' "There'd be blood... look at all the blood! Someone else did this, it'd track blood all over."
-->'''Phelous:''' *''stunned''* "Don't ever talk again. What the hell was that?"
* Phelous' dubbing of the flashback revealing Tank boy's origin:
-->'''Tank Boy''': Man, I sure do like putting my shirt on!
-->'''Mother''': Well I hate you putting your shirt on, [[DisproportionateRetribution so I'm gonna skewer your mouth]]! (Does so) That was fun! Later, son! (leaves)
* One of the characters manages to get inside the shelter, yet wait for a moment to let the other two get inside, nearly getting them killed. Cue Phelous wondering what when through her head, and coming up with three possible scenario:
-->'''Scenario 1:''' [[ComedicSociopathy I hate those two and finally they can now die before me]]! Oh, wait! [[PragmaticVillainy I might need them to get out!]]
-->'''Scenario 2''': Alright, this isn't dramatic enough yet! I have to wait Peter gets a little closer before I open the door... Let them sweat out a bit... and... okay!
-->'''Scenario 3''' (and what Phelous thinks actually happened): DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH...
* The best line of the review: "'''''[[RageBreakingPoint FUCK THIS MOVIE, IT WASN'T ABOUT ANYTHING!]]'''''"
* "This is ''Incubus'', (gives a thumbs up) the [[YouFailLogicForever anti-logic]] movie!"

to:

[[folder:Incubus]]
[[folder: Child's Play 2]]
* After stating how glad he is to be done with When Andy asks if he'll see his "Pulse" streak... [[PyrrhicVictory with "Incubus"]]:
mother again:
-->'''Phelous''': And here's a "Phelous Fun Fact" for you: the working title for "Incubus" [[KickTheDog was "Pulse"]]! ({{Beat}}) (sudden realization) ([[spoiler:[[ShockingSwerve loud scream while flipping the camera over]]]])
-->(cut to "LOL BRB!" card)
* His reaction to this [[SarcasmMode brilliant]] line.
-->'''Guy:''' "There'd be blood... look at all the blood! Someone else did this, it'd track blood all over."
-->'''Phelous:''' *''stunned''* "Don't ever talk again. What the hell was that?"
* Phelous' dubbing of the flashback revealing Tank boy's origin:
-->'''Tank Boy''': Man, I sure do like putting my shirt on!
-->'''Mother''': Well I hate
Let me check [=IMDB=], honey. *checks Catherine Hicks' [=IMDB=] page* Nope. Your mom doesn't love you putting your shirt on, [[DisproportionateRetribution so I'm gonna skewer your mouth]]! (Does so) That was fun! Later, son! (leaves)
* One of the characters manages to get inside the shelter, yet wait for a moment to let the other two get inside, nearly getting them killed. Cue Phelous wondering what when through her head,
and she's never coming up back.
* Critic's shit-eating grin after LampshadeHanging his video's recent mid-rolls.
* The BrickJoke reference to Catherine Hicks' role in ''Star Trek IV''.
-->'''Phelous''': What, was she too busy
with three possible scenario:
-->'''Scenario 1:''' [[ComedicSociopathy I hate those two and finally they can now die before me]]!
her precious ''Star Trek'' at the time?
-->'''Critic''':
Oh, wait! [[PragmaticVillainy I might need them to get out!]]
-->'''Scenario 2''': Alright,
so ''now'' you remember she was in ''Star Trek IV''. Well, no-- this isn't dramatic enough yet! I have to wait Peter gets a little closer before I open is long after the door... Let them sweat ''Star Trek'' movie.
-->'''Phelous''': Really? I thought ''[[Film/HomewardBoundTheIncredibleJourney Homeward Bound]]'' came
out a bit... and... okay!
-->'''Scenario 3''' (and what
after this.
-->'''Critic''': ...who are you?!
* When Chucky smashes Tommy's face in and buries him under the swing.
Phelous thinks actually happened): DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH...
it's the greatest encounter in the film, ''bar none''.
* The best line Critic and Phelous swapping bodies at the end...[[spoiler:except it doesn't really work, but the Critic just keeps going on as if he's Phelous anyway, practically making fun of him. The icing on the cake goes to him interrupting the end of the review: "'''''[[RageBreakingPoint FUCK THIS MOVIE, IT WASN'T ABOUT ANYTHING!]]'''''"
* "This is ''Incubus'', (gives a thumbs up)
Channel Awesome jingle by screaming the [[YouFailLogicForever anti-logic]] movie!"last notes.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Critic''': *laughs* You should be the one doing this imitation, he sounds more like you!]]



[[folder:Silent Hill Homecoming]]
* His review ends with him getting attacked by one of the nurses, [[spoiler: only to reveal it's another Phelous behind the mask.]]
->'''[[spoiler:Nurse!Phelous]]:''' It's that fucker Phelous, get him!\\
'''Phelous:''' [[BrainBleach AAAH! AAAAH! AAAAAGH!]]

to:

[[folder:Silent Hill Homecoming]]
[[folder: Mortal Komedy]]
* His Phelous' April Fool's review ends with him getting attacked by one of the nurses, [[spoiler: only his own ''Mortal Komedy'', from start to reveal it's another finish. You could hardly get any more meta, and Phelous behind milks the mask.]]
->'''[[spoiler:Nurse!Phelous]]:''' It's that fucker Phelous, get him!\\
'''Phelous:''' [[BrainBleach AAAH! AAAAH! AAAAAGH!]]
concept for all its worth.



[[folder:Case 39]]
* The demonic child starts asking Renee Zellwegger's character 'Why, Emily?' in regards to not being allowed to go to their therapy sessions any more. When ignored, she asks again...and again...[[MostAnnoyingSound and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again]] [[MadnessMantra andagainandagainandagainandagainandagain...]]
-->'''Phelous:''' "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"
*** "SILENT HILL! SILENT HILL! SILENT HILL! SILENT HILL!..."
* At the end, he watches the review again and is confused because of his lack of death. His video self then starts laughing demonically and prepares to kill him, just to be shot to death by Phelous with a zapper. After reviving and multiplying several times, he's finally dead, but Phelous sees one more inconsistency...
-->'''Phelous:''' "Wait, how can I shoot him through that? It's a flat screen monitor...and that's the only problem I have with that."
* The scene where the girls' father in the asylum snaps and attacks a guy with a fork, set to [[TheSimpsons Homer's epic lapse of sanity from Treehouse of Horror V.]]
* His reaction to seeing that the girls demon form looks like one of the internet ghosts from Pulse
--> '''Phelous: *''crying''* "'''Why won't it leave me aloonneee!'''" *''clears throat''*
* The entire death scene of the hornets coming out of the social worker set to (what else?) one of Nicholas Cage's [[{{Narm}} infamous]] moments in ''TheWickerMan'':
-->"'''OH, NO! NOT THE BEES-!'''"
-->'''Phelous:''' *''Deadpan''* "Hornets."
-->"'''NOT THE BEES-!'''"
-->'''Phelous''' *''Deadpan''*: "Hornets."
* When Bradley Cooper's character, Doug, picks up the phone, Phelous edits in [[WebVideo/{{Kickassia}} "It's time,"]] over he clip.
* When the demon child yells at Emily in a {{Narm}}-filled deep voice, Phelous impersonates her following with [[VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} "Daboo. Zug zug. They're destroying our city!"]]

to:

[[folder:Case 39]]
[[folder: Killdozer]]
* [[SpecialEffectsFailure "Once upon a time in space there was a strange red ring thing that created a blue floaty piece of styrofoam which went over to a bouncy ball with the earth painted on it, making some rock on there glow blue for a bit, where it awaits contact with a bulldozer..."]]
* Phelous giving the opening of the movie an 80s-style sitcom edit.
* The demonic child starts asking Renee Zellwegger's character 'Why, Emily?' in regards to not being allowed to go to their therapy sessions any more. When ignored, she asks again...and again...[[MostAnnoyingSound and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again]] [[MadnessMantra andagainandagainandagainandagainandagain...]]
-->'''Phelous:''' "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"
*** "SILENT HILL! SILENT HILL! SILENT HILL! SILENT HILL!...
goofy voice he gives the Killdozer. "KILLDOZER DOES NOT RUN ON FUEL! KILLDOZER CAN RUN ON HATE!"
* '''[=DeForest=] Kelly''': "You stink... You stink...
"
* At the end, he watches the review again and is confused because of his lack of death. His video self then starts laughing demonically and prepares to kill him, just to be shot to death by Phelous with a zapper. After reviving and multiplying several times, he's finally dead, but Phelous sees one more inconsistency...
-->'''Phelous:''' "Wait, how can I shoot him through that? It's a flat screen monitor...and that's the only problem I have with that."
* The scene where battle between Killdozer and Life Crane is NarmCharm of the girls' father in the asylum snaps highest degree, and attacks a guy it is hilarious. One wonders if he wasn't channeling ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight Symphony Of The Night]]'' with a fork, set to [[TheSimpsons Homer's epic lapse of sanity from Treehouse of Horror V.]]
that one.
* His reaction to seeing The numerous spin-offs that the girls demon form looks like one of the internet ghosts from Pulse
--> '''Phelous: *''crying''* "'''Why won't it leave me aloonneee!'''" *''clears throat''*
* The entire death scene of the hornets coming out of the social worker set to (what else?) one of Nicholas Cage's [[{{Narm}} infamous]] moments in ''TheWickerMan'':
-->"'''OH, NO! NOT THE BEES-!'''"
-->'''Phelous:''' *''Deadpan''* "Hornets."
-->"'''NOT THE BEES-!'''"
-->'''Phelous''' *''Deadpan''*: "Hornets."
* When Bradley Cooper's character, Doug, picks up the phone, Phelous edits in [[WebVideo/{{Kickassia}} "It's time,"]] over he clip.
* When the demon child yells at Emily in a {{Narm}}-filled deep voice, Phelous impersonates her following with [[VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} "Daboo. Zug zug. They're destroying our city!"]]
movie had: Shovkill, Killcill, Flushkill, and Amityville 4.



[[folder:Anaconda]]
* The ''Anaconda'' review. Yeah, the whole review.
* When the boat encounters a "snake fence".
-->'''Terri Flores ([=JLo=]):''' "That ''thing'' must be there for a reason!"
-->'''Sarone:''' "Yeah, to keep us out."
-->'''Terri:''' "I'm talking about upsetting the ecological balance of this river."
-->'''Phelous:''' "'Cause you see this is a naturally formed fence and ''just stop talking, Lopez.''"
* [[{{Narm}} Stupid]] [[BigOMG Surprised]] [[SpecialEffectsFailure Panther]].
* The ending of the review, where JohnVoight (Phelous in an Old Man wig) randomly appears, does a hilariously bad impression of "holy rites" ([[ItMakesSenseInContext Voight's character is a priest in the movie]]), and then kills Phelous with Death By Leg Strangulation.

to:

[[folder:Anaconda]]
[[folder: Amityville 4]]
* Phelous's glosses over previous Amityville sequels (though he mentions that the house blew up in both films and somehow got better) because this is the one he's been waiting for; why? '''"EVIL FUCKING LAMP"'''. The ''Anaconda'' review. Yeah, movie's absurd enough with having a haunted lamp as the whole review.
* When
villain, but he makes it even sillier; giving the boat encounters a "snake fence".
-->'''Terri Flores ([=JLo=]):''' "That ''thing'' must be there for a reason!"
-->'''Sarone:''' "Yeah,
lamp dialogue.
* ''Every times'' Phelous [[GagDub gives dialogues
to keep us out.the Lamp]]:
-->"[[IncomingHam I AM THE FACE OF THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP]]!"
-->"[[EvilLaugh YERHAA!]] I am the ULTIMATE POWER! NOTHING CAN'T STOP THE LAMP! .... [[WeaksauceWeakness except a yard sell]]. [[OhCrap Damn it!]]"
-->"Don't laugh at me! I AM EVIL INCARNATE IN A LIGHT UP ROOM, DAMN IT!!"
-->"Hey! Put me down, damn it! I am the ultimate evil power! FEEEL MY WRATH! THE WRATH OF LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!"
** Especially hilarious are the exchanges it has with the cat:
--->'''Evil Lamp''': "What do you think YOU are doing, cat?"
--->'''Cat''': "[[BlatantLies Eee.... nothing.]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I wasn't gonna eat that bird or anything...]]"
--->'''Evil Lamp''': "THE BIIIIIRRRRD IS MIIIINE! AHAHAHAHA!"
--->'''Cat''': "Eeee, whatever; it would have been a lot of effort to get into that cage, anyway...
"
-->'''Terri:''' "I'm talking about upsetting the ecological balance of this river."
-->'''Phelous:''' "'Cause you see this is a naturally formed fence and ''just stop talking, Lopez.''"
* [[{{Narm}} Stupid]] [[BigOMG Surprised]] [[SpecialEffectsFailure Panther]].
* The ending scene with the little girl believing the lamp is her father. Cue her mother taking her away:
-->"I don't like the insinuation that I screwed a lamp! You are grounded!"
* At one point we see the girl's room trashed, with crayon scribbles on the wall. This leads to an imagine spot
of the review, where JohnVoight (Phelous in an Old Man wig) randomly appears, does a hilariously bad impression of "holy rites" ([[ItMakesSenseInContext Voight's character is a priest in lamp, holding crayons, walking into the movie]]), and then kills Phelous room. ''"Ahahahaha! No one will suspect the lamp drew on the wall with Death By Leg Strangulation.crayon! No one suspects the laaaamp, haha!"''
* ''Riiing'' "Collect call from '''EVIL LAMP'''. Will you accept the charges?"



[[folder:''Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid'']]
* The continuous, camera-mugging close ups of [[RunningGag Stupid]] [[BigOMG Surprised]] [[TheScrappy Monkey]], which the [[CaptainObvious camera continuously cuts to every time there's something... well, surprising]]. And then Phelous totals up the number of times that Stupid Surprised Monkey does his trademark face... [[spoiler: '''30 TIMES''']]

to:

[[folder:''Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid'']]
[[folder: Man's Best Friend]]
* The continuous, camera-mugging close ups of [[RunningGag Stupid]] [[BigOMG Surprised]] [[TheScrappy Monkey]], which the [[CaptainObvious camera continuously cuts to every time there's something... well, surprising]]. And then Phelous totals up completely losing it during his review of ''Film/MansBestFriend'' during the number of times scene where [[SpecialEffectsFailure Max swallows a cat whole.]]
* His utter bafflement over the "Dog-Rape Scene".
* When "Yellow Eyes" tries to give rat poison to Max:
-->'''Phelous!Max''': You made a huge mistake, fellah! Everyone knows rat poison goes horribly with mailman! Rat poison only goes well with annoying parrot! (attacks the parrot)
-->'''Phelous''': Well, at least
that Stupid Surprised Monkey does parrot wasn't [[Film/AmityvilleTheEvilEscapes roasted alive by a lamp!]]
* "PISSALITY!"
* The exchange between the Puppy and Max:
-->'''Phelous!Puppy''': [[WesternAnimation/PoundPuppiesAndTheLegendOfBigPaw You gotta use your Puppy Power, Max!]]
-->'''Phelous!Max''': I FUCKIN' HATE PUPPY POWER! I'LL KILL YOU!
* Phelous pointing out the villain being killed by a puppy has to be the most embarrassing death ever. Cue a shot of
his trademark face... [[spoiler: '''30 TIMES''']]tombstone reading "Android Heriksen: He survived the killer dog but then a puppy killed him".



[[folder:Anaconda 3: Offspring]]
* "[[MundaneObjectAmazement HOLY SHIT, WOOD!]] [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Oh, and there is crappy CGI over there...]]"
* At the beginning of the movie, after seeing John Rhys-Davis' character freak out upon seeing the titular Anaconda:
-->'''Phelous''': I know, I know, Davis, [[SpecialEffectFailure it looks terrible]]...
* Phelous' snarks about the absurdity of Amanda's explanation:
-->'''Phelous''': Yes, of course! [[InsaneTrollLogic In order to find out why snakes are immune to the toxic immortality flower, they had to create super-snakes]]! [[SarcasmMode There's no other way!]]
-->'''Amanda''': We didn't fail, we're rationally on the cut of a breakthrough!
-->'''Phelous!Amanda''': Once we gave the snakes [[EyeBeams laser vision]], we would have been able to eat the fire flower!
* When the characters express surprise finding out the Anaconda (who so far have displayed SuperSpeed and [[BewareMyStingerTail spear tails]]) can swim.
-->'''Phelous''': Yes, of all the stupid things these snakes do in this movie, the one they do ''[[CriticalResearchFailure in real life]]'' surprises them!
* The ending of the review, where he brings in the [[SpecialEffectsFailure Crappy]] [[ConspicuousCGI CGI]] Annaconda as a guest.
--> '''Phelous:''' "[[SarcasmMode Oh yeah, and it talks, because THAT'S EVEN MORE REAL!]]"
* The brilliant timing/ splicing of this line uttered by [[BigBad the EVIL corporate boss]], played by [[WTHCastingAgency John Rhys-Davies]]:
--> '''John Rhys-Davies:''' "...You will do your job, or the only thing you'll be supervising is a proctologist removing '''[[MemeticMutation my]] [[TheLordOfTheRings Ax]]''' from your rectum!"

to:

[[folder:Anaconda 3: Offspring]]
[[folder: Aladdin]]
* "[[MundaneObjectAmazement HOLY SHIT, WOOD!]] [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Oh, ''Aladdin'' has several, from the fakeout in which Phelous reveals this isn't the Disney ''Aladdin'' to Phelous mimicking the villain's ("Jafart") poorly animated movements.
* The various ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'' jokes in the ''Shredder'' review (the male lead being Aladdin's voice actor).
-->'''Aladdin:''' "You, the world's oldest living virgin?"\\
'''Jafar:''' "I'm saving myself!"\\
'''Aladdin:''' "Yeah, for a farm animal."\\
''*Iago freaks out*''
* He plays a scene unedited which skips about
and there is crappy CGI over there...]]"
* At
cuts randomly due to the beginning poor nature of the movie, after seeing John Rhys-Davis' character freak out upon seeing the titular Anaconda:
film transfer, leading to:
-->'''Phelous''': I know, I know, Davis, [[SpecialEffectFailure it looks terrible]]...
* Phelous' snarks about the absurdity of Amanda's explanation:
-->'''Phelous''': Yes, of course! [[InsaneTrollLogic In order to find out why snakes are immune to the toxic immortality flower, they had to create super-snakes]]! [[SarcasmMode There's no other way!]]
-->'''Amanda''': We didn't fail, we're rationally on the cut of
'''*Calmly*''' Could be a breakthrough!
-->'''Phelous!Amanda''': Once we gave the snakes [[EyeBeams laser vision]], we would have been able to eat the fire flower!
''LITTLE'' less awk '''*Cut, suddenly raging*''' '''''HELL'S GOING ON HERE?!?!'''''
* When Aladdin's mother frees the characters express surprise finding out genie from the Anaconda (who so far lamp and she faints:
-->'''Genie!Phelous''': I
have displayed SuperSpeed and [[BewareMyStingerTail spear tails]]) can swim.
-->'''Phelous''': Yes, of all the stupid things these snakes do in this movie, the one they do ''[[CriticalResearchFailure in real life]]'' surprises them!
* The ending of the review, where he brings in the [[SpecialEffectsFailure Crappy]] [[ConspicuousCGI CGI]] Annaconda as a guest.
--> '''Phelous:''' "[[SarcasmMode Oh yeah, and it talks, because THAT'S EVEN MORE REAL!]]"
* The brilliant timing/ splicing of this line uttered by [[BigBad the EVIL corporate boss]], played by [[WTHCastingAgency John Rhys-Davies]]:
--> '''John Rhys-Davies:''' "...You will do
struck your job, or the only thing you'll be supervising is mother dead, boy. That's a proctologist removing '''[[MemeticMutation my]] [[TheLordOfTheRings Ax]]''' from your rectum!"free bonus.



[[folder:Anacondas: Trail of Blood]]
* Phelous mocking the main villain's reasonning:
-->'''Villain''': I have invested over fifty million dollars on this project.
-->'''Phelous!Villain''': Only with fifty million was I able to afford a one-man team and a cottage in the woods. Well... [[ContinuityNod I did have a real research facility before]], [[NiceJobFixingItVillain but I sabotaged it while I was visiting]] [[TooDumbToLive because I hate logic]]. Speaking of which... (instructs the hitman to kill another scientist he still needs)
* [[ActorAllusion Johnny]] [[MortalKombat Cage]] and four other people are driving through the forest and are stopped by [[InsurmountableWaistHeightFence a fallen tree...which five people could certainly move.]] They decide to ''abandon their car and walk.'' Cut immediately to Phelous being stopped in his own car by a ''twig'' that's fallen into the road.
-->'''Phelous:''' "Oh no, no, no, NO! What am I gonna do '''''now!?''''' *resigned* Looks like I'm gonna be walking."
* The ''Dear Sis'' gag.
* "The Wonder snake chases the Wonder dummy who falls over and is about to die, but [[BigDamnHero Amanda quickly]]... [[SubvertedTrope steals his vehicule]]. [[DesignatedHero She's so awesome!]] But this ''does'' [[RunningGag surprises the Anaconda!]] Just for a second, though, and it goes back to [=CGI-ing=] the wonder dummy! But Amanda has now driven far enough away from the snake to get a good shot! Yes, it's Incubus Logic again: only the opposite of logic has any sense here!"
* [[MortalKombat Sub-Zero]] (after being glitched into Ermac during Phelous's Pulse reviews) comes back to life due to the [[BerserkButton overload of "FATALITY" jokes]] Phelous used. [[HypocriticalHumor Sub-Zero then does a fatality]] on Phelous when he quotes the song ''Chinese Ninja Warrior'' by the Immortals.
-->'''Sub-Zero:''' *''triumphantly''* "That one is for the guy up in the sky! (Calmer) That one is for you, Johnny Cage. Wait... is he dead still? I don't remember with him anymore. (To the camera) Anyway, I'm gonna visit Reptile before he turns into shitty CGI..."

to:

[[folder:Anacondas: Trail of Blood]]
[[folder: Blood Rayne]]
* The [[VampireHunter Briemstone Society members]] are so emotionless and bored-looking no matter what they say or do, Phelous mocking keeps referring to them as the main villain's reasonning:
-->'''Villain''': I have invested over fifty million dollars on this project.
-->'''Phelous!Villain''': Only with fifty million was I able to afford a one-man team and a cottage in the woods. Well... [[ContinuityNod I did have a real research facility before]], [[NiceJobFixingItVillain but I sabotaged it while I was visiting]] [[TooDumbToLive because I hate logic]]. Speaking of which... (instructs the hitman to kill another scientist he still needs)
"No Shit Society".
* [[ActorAllusion Johnny]] [[MortalKombat Cage]] and four other people are driving through the forest and are stopped by [[InsurmountableWaistHeightFence a fallen tree...which five people could certainly move.]] They decide to ''abandon their car and walk.'' Cut immediately to Phelous being stopped in his own car by a ''twig'' that's fallen into the road.
-->'''Phelous:''' "Oh no, no, no, NO! What am I gonna do '''''now!?''''' *resigned* Looks like I'm gonna be walking."
* The ''Dear Sis'' gag.
* "The Wonder snake chases the Wonder dummy who falls over and
When Kagan is about to die, but [[BigDamnHero Amanda quickly]]... [[SubvertedTrope steals his vehicule]]. [[DesignatedHero She's so awesome!]] But this ''does'' [[RunningGag surprises absorb the Anaconda!]] Just for a second, though, and it goes back heart to [=CGI-ing=] allow him to become a DaywalkingVampire:
-->'''Kagan''': Prepare to witness
the wonder dummy! But Amanda has now driven far enough away from the snake beginning of a new era.
-->'''Phelous''': Yeah, a ''single'' vampire will be able
to get a good shot! Yes, it's Incubus Logic again: only the opposite of logic has any sense here!"
* [[MortalKombat Sub-Zero]] (after being glitched into Ermac during Phelous's Pulse reviews) comes back to life due to the [[BerserkButton overload of "FATALITY" jokes]] Phelous used. [[HypocriticalHumor Sub-Zero then does a fatality]] on Phelous when he quotes the song ''Chinese Ninja Warrior'' by the Immortals.
-->'''Sub-Zero:''' *''triumphantly''* "That one is for the guy up
walk in the sky! (Calmer) That one is for you, Johnny Cage. Wait... is he dead still? I don't remember with him anymore. (To the camera) Anyway, I'm gonna visit Reptile before he turns into shitty CGI..."sunlight, now! [[SarcasmMode New era]]!



[[folder:Let's Play: Silent Hill]]
* Phelous knows you're not supposed to insert ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'' references into a ''SilentHill'' LP, but sometimes he just can't stop himself...
-->'''Harry:''' *''staring at a bloody wall where dogs were once chained up''* "What the..? What is it?"
-->'''Phelous:''' "'''Blood.''' Hope it's not '''''Cheryl's''''' blood."
* And later...
-->'''Cybil:''' "Have you got a gun?"
-->'''Phelous!Harry:''' "I got a shotgu- oh, wait, no I don't."
* He also spends a lot of time calling the [[GiantFlyer Air Screamers]] names and yelling at them for coming out of nowhere and kicking him in the head and nicknames the Rompers "Humpers" due to [[FreudWasRight their attack animation]].
* The [[CombatSadomasochist Orgasmic]] [[ChainsawGood Chainsaw]] was hilarious, too.
* When Harry is trying to explain the [[DarkWorld Otherworld]] to Cybil, he dubs in "Must be on drugs" after every sentence.
* When he's in the restroom (I believe that's where he was, anyway), and hears a child crying from offscreen: "SHUT UP!" His tone when he yells it is hilarious.

to:

[[folder:Let's Play: Silent Hill]]
[[folder: Blood Rayne 2]]
* Phelous knows you're not supposed mocking the fact that Rayne apparently has a gift to insert ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'' references into a ''SilentHill'' LP, but sometimes cause people who team up with her to die.
* This scene from his ''[[Film/BloodRayne BloodRayne 2]]'' review:
-->'''Phelous''' (referring to an annoying reporter character
he just can't stop himself...
-->'''Harry:''' *''staring at a bloody wall where dogs were once chained up''* "What the..? What
doesn't like): "Please kill him!!"
--> ''(A picture of the character appears with the words "He doesn't die", followed by Phelous singing "Doodly Derpy Derp DOOP DOOP DOOP" like Kermit the Frog.'')
--> '''Phelous''': *cries*
* "Soooo, Billy the Kid and kids.... yeaaaaaah, don't vampires have laws against this too?"
** Which leads to this line when Billy flirts with Rayne:
-->"Funny, I didn't think she was your type, Pedi the Kid!"
* The multiple times Phelous mocks Billy's absolutely ridiculous plan:
-->"This plan
is it?"
-->'''Phelous:''' "'''Blood.''' Hope it's not '''''Cheryl's''''' blood.
about as smart as something Billy the Kid would come up with himself! ({{Beat}}) So yeah, maybe it ''would'' work on him."
* And later...
-->'''Cybil:''' "Have you got
-->"That gatling gun was set up by the vampires! Did ''they'' load it with garlic holy water bullets?! This seems like a gun?"
-->'''Phelous!Harry:''' "I got a shotgu- oh, wait, no I don't.
really stupid plan! ({{Beat}}) Must have been Billy's."
* He also spends a lot of time calling the [[GiantFlyer Air Screamers]] names and yelling at them for coming out of nowhere and kicking him in the head and nicknames the Rompers "Humpers" due to [[FreudWasRight their attack animation]].
* The [[CombatSadomasochist Orgasmic]] [[ChainsawGood Chainsaw]] was hilarious, too.
* When Harry is trying to explain the [[DarkWorld Otherworld]] to Cybil, he dubs in "Must be on drugs" after every sentence.
* When he's in the restroom (I believe that's where he was, anyway), and hears a child crying from offscreen: "SHUT UP!" His tone when he yells it is hilarious.



[[folder:Dead and Deader]]
* His theory in ''Dead and Deader'' that it revolved around "Harbor Patrol" (An actress who played a Harbor Patrol agent in ''Film/HouseOfTheDead'', an AMS Colonel in ''Film/HouseOfTheDeadIIDeadAim'', and a mad scientist in ''Dead and Deader''), in which he suspects the universe diverged [[ForWantOfANail when she got resurrected]]; she'd either be the leader of the heroes in ''2'' and lose her legs, or keep her legs but be a mad scientist in ''Dead and Deader''. It's brought up at the end of the episode, where Phelous wonders what would've happened if he hadn't chosen to review the bad movies. In one sincerario, he just doesn't care. In the other?
-->'''Alternate!Phelous:''' (with red, glowing eyes) '''I NEED A BAD MOVIE TO REVIEW! ''I'LL KILL YOU ALL!'''''
** And then there's his reaction to that:
--->'''Phelous:''' (in a silly voice) Okay, nevermind; FUNNY! ([[ItMakesSenseInContext slams his Dreamcast which causes his house/TARDIS to go apeshit]])

to:

[[folder:Dead [[folder: Blubberella]]
* ''Blubberella'':
-->'''Creator/ClintHoward''': "Well, fuck my donkey."
-->(Both the original Creator/ClintHoward's lines
and Deader]]
* His theory in ''Dead and Deader'' that it revolved around "Harbor Patrol" (An actress who played a Harbor Patrol agent in ''Film/HouseOfTheDead'', an AMS Colonel in ''Film/HouseOfTheDeadIIDeadAim'', and a mad scientist in ''Dead and Deader''), in which he suspects the universe diverged [[ForWantOfANail when she got resurrected]]; she'd either be the leader of the heroes in ''2'' and lose her legs, or keep her legs but be a mad scientist in ''Dead and Deader''. It's brought up at the end of the episode, where Phelous wonders what would've happened if he hadn't chosen to review the bad movies. In one sincerario, he just doesn't care. In the other?
-->'''Alternate!Phelous:''' (with red, glowing eyes) '''I NEED A BAD MOVIE TO REVIEW! ''I'LL KILL YOU ALL!'''''
** And then there's his reaction to that:
--->'''Phelous:''' (in a silly voice) Okay, nevermind; FUNNY! ([[ItMakesSenseInContext slams his Dreamcast which causes his house/TARDIS to go apeshit]])
Phelous' imitations are hysterical.)



[[folder:House of the Dead]]
* Uwe Boll's outburst of "''Dun dun dun dunnnnn!'' Curien!" at the end of the ''Film/HouseOfTheDead: [[BlatantLies Funny Version]]'' made the whole movie almost worth it to Phelous. Almost.
* And now it seems that it'll be a running gag with him.
* In the same review, Boll's audio commentary is ridiculously unprofessional. He accepts phone calls and eats snacks while recording. Phelous wonders whether this was supposed to be 'funny'. Cut to... him belching and eating crisps as an unseen audience laughs at every single move he makes.
** What really sells this part is how Phelous took some of the most overused comedy clichés (burping and laugh tracks) and actually made them funny.

to:

[[folder:House [[folder: In the Name of the Dead]]
King]]
* Uwe Boll's outburst His review of "''Dun dun dun dunnnnn!'' Curien!" at the end ''Film/InTheNameOfTheKing'' involves a lot of his jokes being puns based off of Lord of the ''Film/HouseOfTheDead: [[BlatantLies Funny Version]]'' made the whole movie almost worth it to Phelous. Almost.
*
Rings. And now it seems that it'll be a running gag with him.
* In the same review, Boll's audio commentary is ridiculously unprofessional. He accepts phone calls and eats snacks while recording. Phelous wonders whether this was supposed to be 'funny'. Cut to... him belching and eating crisps as an unseen audience laughs at every single move he makes.
** What really sells this part is how Phelous took some of the most overused comedy clichés (burping and laugh tracks) and actually made them funny.
they're all hilarious.



[[folder:Thankskilling]]
* Phelous' reaction upon seeing [[spoiler:the turkey raping a woman]]
* The ending of the review, featuring Pester Z. Bum.
* Making up lyrics to the musical theme for ''Triangle''

to:

[[folder:Thankskilling]]
[[folder: Child's Play 3]]
* [[HypocriticalHumor The Nostalgia Critic calling Phelous' reaction upon seeing [[spoiler:the turkey raping life a woman]]
disaster and laughing at him]]. Depending on if this takes place before or after ''ScoobyDoo'', could also be HarsherInHindsight.
* The ending of Phelous finally explaining how reviewers in two different places can possibly communicate with one another... which deeply freaks out Critic (and possibly the audience).
* After Critic states he never does meta jokes, he realizes he has Doug Walker's wedding ring on and tries to hide it.
* Remembering the Good Guy CEO's quote from the last
review, featuring Pester Z. Bum.
* Making up lyrics
Critic and Phelous proceed to call him "Mr. Shove-It-Up-Your-Ass."
* This time, Phelous banishes Casper [[spoiler:to
the musical theme for ''Triangle''toilet]]. At the end, the Critic goes to use it, [[spoiler:forgetting Casper was banished there]].
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext MY LIFE IS AN ENDLESS DISAPPOINTMENT]]
* The return of "I have a date with a six-year-old boy."
* This line:
-->'''Chucky''' (on seeing Andy making out with the film's love interest): "Man, I really gotta get out of this body!"
-->'''Phelous!Chucky''': [[FoeYay "Then I can be the one kissing Andy."]]
-->''Cut to an ImagineSpot of Charles Lee Ray kissing Andy''
* [[UrineTrouble Yellow liquid]] running in front of an image of Harold Whitehurst after he sacrifices himself.
* "This means war." (Chucky then pops out of a WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes drum.)
* Mr. Explainy-Pants explaining the joke about random deaths being funny or not...[[spoiler:then getting shot by the Critic and saying that the joke was irony.]]



[[folder: Black Christmas 2006]]
* From his ''Film/BlackChristmas2006'' review:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Christmas rape horn?"
** Immediately preceding that, him recoiling in horror at the ParentalIncest.
** It's pretty subtle, but he calls a character played by Michelle Trachtenberg Dawn, which was her character on Buffy.

to:

[[folder: Black Christmas 2006]]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Action Figures]]
* From his ''Film/BlackChristmas2006'' review:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Christmas rape horn?"
** Immediately preceding that, him recoiling in horror at
His review of the ParentalIncest.
** It's pretty subtle, but he calls a character played by Michelle Trachtenberg Dawn,
deluxe 1987 ''TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' action figures; which was her character on Buffy.doubles as a massive TakeThat to the Irate the 80s subseries from TheIrateGamer, copying mannerisms, review styles, bad economic logic, and rating the figures a [[SoOkayItsAverage Nostalgic Okay]].



[[folder: Crywolf]]
* When the professor (played by [[spoiler:Jon Bon Jovi]]) gets killed by a [[spoiler:[[ActorAllusion shot through the heart, and you're to blame. Darling, you give love a bad name]]]].

to:

[[folder: Crywolf]]
Halloweenie Series 2012]]
* When [[StylisticSuck His reviews as "Halloweenie"]]. ''Everything''. From the professor (played by [[spoiler:Jon Bon Jovi]]) gets killed by a [[spoiler:[[ActorAllusion shot through fake skull "mask", to the heart, skull on his desk wearing a baseball hat and you're glasses (no doubt a reference to blame. Darling, [[https://twitter.com/Phelous/status/247484004729769985/photo/1 this]] picture he posted on Twitter), to the [[LargeHam hamminess]], to the SpecialEffectsFailure, to the intentionally shoddy editing, and to the horrible "jokes".
-->'''Halloweenie''': They FUNSIZED my pumpkiiin! I'm lying, it's an orange. I don't know how to carve a pump- (straight to next cut)
-->'''Halloweenie''': For years we've been sold on these mini lies with the lie fun-size. Well, do
you give love a bad name]]]].know what's fun to me? Killing pe- More Candy!



[[folder:Five Across the Eyes]]
* Phelous's summary of the movie ''Five Across the Eyes''.

to:

[[folder:Five Across [[folder: Rob Zombie's Halloween 2]]
* ''"Did you just talked? No! I don't want to hear another word from you. And I sure hope it doesn't happen again!" *Winks*''
* ''"Besides this is not a remake. This is an original... Pile of Crap."''
* The first dialog between Child!Michael and his mom.
--> '''Phelous!Child!Michael''': I just feel a little sick after my [[TheOtherDarrin actor change]]. Did we really need more scenes of me?
--> '''Phelous!Rob Zombie's wife''': Of course we did, honey. We need to bring up
the Eyes]]
* Phelous's summary of
stupid [[AnimalMotifs white horse]] shit, because my ghost is gonna show up with one all the movie ''Five Across time, and it symbolizes stuff, so it's got meaning and shit. Clever, right?
--> '''Phelous''': ''*Completely deadpan*'' No.
* ''"I died so you don't have to~!"''
* The conversation between Laurie and
the Eyes''.psychiatrist:
--> '''Psychiatrist''': Laurie, they never found his body.
--> '''Laurie''': So?
--> '''Phelous!Psychiatrist''': There's no reason to be calm, Laurie. He's still out there. He's going to kill you! You need to panic right now!!
* The scene where Loomis complaints about an old picture of "Old Loomis"... said photo is Donald Pleasence's.
* Loomis declaring Michael Myers is Dead, spelling it "D-E-E-D".
--> '''Phelous''': And we do see in fact Michael Myers IS fucking ''"Deed"'', as the Brawny man replaced him.
* His reaction at Michael [[FanDisservice revealing his leg through a slit in a tunic]], after the line of [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow "A Chick dressing as a Dude who wants to be a Chick"]].
* The face Phelous makes when Michael Myers "talks" (more like makes a subtitle appearing with sparkly sounds) in his Halloween remake review has to be seen to be believed.
* To illustrate how Laurie [[TookALevelInJerkass has become an obnoxious jerk]] in this sequel, he plays a montage of her more awful moments. It also just so happens to have the "Dog Ending" theme from ''VideoGame/SilentHill2'' playing over it.



[[folder:La Horde]]
* From his crossover review of "La Horde" with Sadpanda, Welshy and Creator/ChaosD1... the french subtitles!
-->"''Baguette Croissant! Baguette croissant baguette croissant baguette croissant!''"
-->"''Croissanthole.''"
-->"''Baguette? I'll Croissant.''"
-->'''D1:''' "GRENADES!!! DON'T!!!! WORK THAT WAY!!!!!"
** Followed up with Sadpanda fainting as Welshy springs up, asking "They don't?", with D1 just calmly responding "no" a few seconds after.
* The beginning of the review, when Phelous announces the name of the movie.
-->'''Phelous:''' "It's called ''The Horde''."
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "No no, you're already wrong, Phelous. It's called ''La Horde'', not 'The Horde'."
-->'''D1:''' "And what does ''that'' translate to?"
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "'The Horde'."
-->'''Phelous:''' "I hate you, Panda."
* After the group discovers that TheScrappy is the only survivor of the movie:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Oh well, at least after that she dies."
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "Well, not really. We don't see her get killed an-"
-->'''Phelous:''' "She ''died.''"
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "I mean, maybe there will be a sequel-"
-->'''Phelous:''' "''She '''died!'''''"
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "Never mind."

to:

[[folder:La Horde]]
[[folder: Halloween 6]]
* From his crossover review of "La Horde" with Sadpanda, Welshy and Creator/ChaosD1... ''Halloween 6'' review: [[spoiler: Michael Myers IS ''Film/{{Pumaman}}''!]]
* Also in
the french subtitles!
-->"''Baguette Croissant! Baguette croissant baguette croissant baguette croissant!''"
-->"''Croissanthole.''"
-->"''Baguette? I'll Croissant.''"
-->'''D1:''' "GRENADES!!! DON'T!!!! WORK THAT WAY!!!!!"
** Followed up with Sadpanda fainting as Welshy springs up, asking "They don't?", with D1 just calmly responding "no" a few seconds after.
* The beginning of the
same review, when Phelous announces Phelous's horrified reaction to [[spoiler:[[{{Squick}} Michael Myers being the name father of the movie.
-->'''Phelous:''' "It's called ''The Horde''."
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "No no, you're already wrong, Phelous. It's called ''La Horde'', not 'The Horde'."
-->'''D1:''' "And what does ''that'' translate to?"
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "'The Horde'."
-->'''Phelous:''' "I hate you, Panda."
* After the group discovers that TheScrappy
his niece's baby.]]]]
** Which
is the only survivor of the movie:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Oh well, at least after that she dies."
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "Well, not really. We don't see her get killed an-"
-->'''Phelous:''' "She ''died.''"
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "I mean, maybe there will be a sequel-"
-->'''Phelous:''' "''She '''died!'''''"
-->'''Sadpanda:''' "Never mind."
then compounded by Michael's [[EvenEvilHasStandards horrified reaction]] and subsequent frantic (yet still silent) denial.



[[folder:Chain Letter]]
* Luke realises that the two can just talk through the camera like the other reviewers do instead, then he follows up with a very brief Film Conscience.

to:

[[folder:Chain Letter]]
[[folder: TMNT: Coming Out of Their Shells]]
* Luke realises that Phelous trying to play the two can just talk through guitar with a microphone, failing spectacularly.
-->'''Phelous!Michelangelo:''' [[TakeThat I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!]]
* Pointing out how
the camera like stage show basically goes against everything the other reviewers do instead, Turtles learned about the art of the ninja.
-->'''[[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Movie!Splinter]]:''' You must never stop practicing the art of ninja. The art of...invisibility.
-->'''Phelous!Splinter:''' Well, when I said that, I meant "practice the ninjutsu of music!" And by "invisible", I meant "go on fucking stage in front of hundreds of people, and
then he let yourself be recorded so everyone sees you!"
** And then Phelous
follows it up with the Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} doing away with the ghost-hunting business and becoming a very brief Film Conscience.band.
* Phelous' long reaction to Splinter's "Skipping Stones" song, before finally using his fingers as a cross in horror.
** And then there's his take on the song by singing about doing his taxes, eating crackers, taking a dump, and then taking a nap.
* "Yes, it is I, [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 Colonel Shrader]], and I ''hate'' reviews!"
* "[[SelfDeprecation This costume is almost on par with]] ''[[SelfDeprecation my]]'' [[SelfDeprecation Shredder, and that's sad.]]"
* Raphael performing "Walk Straight":
-->'''Raphael''': You got to walk (walk straight), Talk (talk straight), be (be straight)
-->'''Phelous''': Whoa, whoa, whoa! People are free to live whatever lifestyle they choose, Turtles!
-->'''Raphael''': I say "walk", you say "walk straight", I say "talk", you say "talk straight". You say whatever the Turtles say.
-->'''Phelous''': Why, you fucking bunch of fascists!
* Phelous parodying the visuals of the "Cowabunga" song with "NO" graphics.
* "But before the Turtles can [[TurtlesForever call Shredder a grade-A meanie]]..."
* ''SHREDDED!''
** This bit when Shredder is insulting the audience:
-->'''Concert!Shredder''': "Cousin? What's the matter, couldn't get a date?
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': She is my date!
-->'''Phelous!Shredder''': Oh, fuck me!
* Shredder's song about how much he hates music causing [[LogicBomb Baxter Stockman's head explode.]]
* Pointing out how Concert!Shredder killed three people in the concert, making him the most incompetent ''and'' competent version of the character simultaneously.
-->'''Phelous''': Hope you're taking notes, Shredder.
-->'''Phelous!Shredder''': If you disguise it under the dumbest plan in the universe you can get away with murder in a children's concert!
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Follow Your]] [[ToiletHumor Fart]].



[[folder:Quarantine]]
* Adding [[MemeticMutation Guile's Theme Goes With Everything]] to the scene in Film/{{Quarantine}} where the cameraman beats a zombie to death with it.

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[[folder:Quarantine]]
[[folder: TMNT: Gettin Down in Your Town]]
* Adding [[MemeticMutation Guile's Theme Goes With Everything]] to From the scene sequel ''Gettin Down in Film/{{Quarantine}} where Your Town'':
-->'''Phelous!Shredder''': (is singing) I love
the cameraman beats Technodrome so baaaaaad, it houuuuses everything I love, [[HoYay like Kraaaaang]]- ([[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud immediately stops singing in horror]])
-->'''Phelous''': '''8O'''
* His spot-on impression of Krang.
* Michelangelo loudly announcing Splinter's death... over and over again.
-->'''Michelangelo''': He's dead! Thank you! He's dead! Thank yooouu!
* "Holy shit! [[SpecialEffectFailure Someone put
a zombie to death with it.bullet right between Leo's eyes]]! WHO KILLED LEONARDO??"
** "[[MoodWhiplash Who cares?]]"
* Phelous noticing that Leonardo basically became Raphael 2.0.
-->'''Phelous!Leonardo''': SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL MURDER YOU '''''ALLLLLLLLLLL'''''!!
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': I don't like this concert...
-->'''Phelous!Leonardo''': '''DID I SAY YOU COULD TALK??!!'''
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': (sobbing)
** Then Phelous realizing that Leonardo actually just fucking hates Mikey.
-->'''Phelous!Leo''': I'll never forgive you for [[CallBack fucking me over in Jeopardy]], Michelangelo!
-->'''Phelous!Mikey''': The answer was [[CatchPhrase cowabunga]], dude! I pretty much gave you that!
-->'''Phelous!Leo''': [[WhatAnidiot I don't wanna]] [[NeverMyFault hear it]]!
-->'''Phelous!Don''': Duuudes, we're gonna sort out our ''[[CreativeDifferences issuuuues]]'', we'll be right back!
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': ...[[FlatWhat what]]?



[[folder:Birdemic]]
* "This morning, flocks of seagulls- ''and I ra-a-an, I ran so far awa-a-ay!''"
* The ending also qualifies. All 4 minute 36 seconds worth of it.
** His reaction to the scene in which Rod and Nathalie walk on the beach (or more specifically, his reaction to the filmmakers' failure to edit out the sound of the ocean, which drowns out the dialogue): he devolves into a fit of {{Angrish}}, growling and roaring at the camera; this quickly cuts to a shot of him with a straight face, saying, "[[DeadpanSnarker The editing is bad.]]"
* In a call back to ''La Horde'':
--> "'''BIRDS!!! DON'T!!! WORK THAT WAY!!!'''"
* He claims to interview Rod, the woodenly-acted protagonist of film, only to bring out an actual wooden rod.
-->'''Phelous:''' "Whoa, Rod, where was all this energy when you were filming??"

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[[folder:Birdemic]]
* "This morning, flocks of seagulls- ''and I ra-a-an, I ran so far awa-a-ay!''"
[[folder: The Real Ghostbusters Christmas Carol]]
* The ending also qualifies. All 4 minute 36 seconds worth Action-Figure skit, with Ray having busted a cat.
--> '''Phelous!Peter''': You blasting [[WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends this cat]] in particular offends me more than usual[[note]]Peter and Garfirld shared the same voice actor, Lorenzo Music[[/note]].
--> '''Phelous!Ray''': Hey, come on, Pete! We can get some roasted cat over on open fire.
--> ''(Peter blasts him and Garfield pees on him)''
* "And that's the story
of it.
**
how the Ghostbusters killed christmas" *cue ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'' credits*
* "That's right, the ghosts of Christmas get busted! I guarantee you, no other version of a Christmas Carol will have that!" *uproarious laughter*
*
His reaction to the scene in which Rod and Nathalie walk on tiny bird the beach (or more specifically, his reaction butcher gives to the filmmakers' failure to edit out the sound of the ocean, which drowns out the dialogue): he devolves into a fit of {{Angrish}}, growling and roaring at the camera; this quickly cuts to a shot of him with a straight face, saying, "[[DeadpanSnarker The editing is bad.]]"
* In a call back to ''La Horde'':
family.
--> "'''BIRDS!!! DON'T!!! WORK THAT WAY!!!'''"
* He claims to interview Rod,
"What the woodenly-acted protagonist of film, only hell is that?! A pidgeon?! So Cratchit and his family are going to bring out an actual wooden rod.
-->'''Phelous:''' "Whoa, Rod, where was all
die from fine rat meat? You know, what? That's not even big enough to be a full grown pidgeon. This guy fucking killed a baby pidgeon just so he could give Bob Cartchit the smallest fucking bird possible."
--> "And we never see them again after
this energy scene. So yeah, they fucking starved to death. ({{Beat}}) Merry Christmas!"
* Also pointing out that Egon has to risk his molecular structure,
when Slimer could get there instead.
--> "Scrooge's anti-christmas message must have even resonated with the afterlife, as even stupid Slimer also hates it now, which means he's gonna be even more useless than usual! As instead of sending Slimer to get the ghosts back for them, Egon has to risk altering his molecular structure to that of a ghost so he can go find them."
--> (Deadpan) "Yeah, almost like
you were filming??"can go instead, you stupid sack of shit."
--> "Yeah! Get sucked in, Slimer! Oh, damn."



[[folder:The Human Centipede]]
* An 'advertisement' for 'Lock You Inside Doors': "It's inconvenient!"
** "Dammit, I can open my door just fine!"
* Around that little sketch, the dramatic musical stings that keep popping up when the doctor says or does something.
* "DUH-DUH-DUH-DUNNN! [[LargeHam You are the]] [[Film/HouseOfTheDead Curien]] piece!"
* The return of Hide and Seek, complete with what can only be described as a weird, disjointed acoustic version playing behind it.
* After Phelous plays his usual music when the Centipede is revealed, he cuts it off and plays "something more fitting.", [[spoiler:[[Film/{{Birdemic}} Hanging Out With My Family.]]]]
* Sad Panda playing an acoustic rendition of the infamous ''Troll 2'' "OH MY GODDDD!" line in place of the usual Channel Awesome jingle.

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[[folder:The Human Centipede]]
* An 'advertisement' for 'Lock You Inside Doors': "It's inconvenient!"
** "Dammit, I can open my door just fine!"
* Around that little sketch, the dramatic musical stings that keep popping up when the doctor says or does something.
* "DUH-DUH-DUH-DUNNN! [[LargeHam You are the]] [[Film/HouseOfTheDead Curien]] piece!"
[[folder: Sonic Christmas Blast]]
* The return of Hide and Seek, complete with what can only be described as a weird, disjointed acoustic version playing behind it.
[[StylisticSuck title card]] from the Sonic Christmas Blast episode.
* After Phelous plays dubbing over Scratch's lines (and especially his usual music when AnnoyingLaugh).
* The constant game overs.
* Santa Claus' pessimistic defeatism triggering
the Centipede is revealed, he cuts it off and plays "something more fitting.", [[spoiler:[[Film/{{Birdemic}} Hanging Out With My Family.]]]]
ending credits at least four times.
* Sad Panda playing an acoustic rendition of the infamous ''Troll 2'' "OH MY GODDDD!" line in place of the usual Channel Awesome jingle.In slow-mo: "'''ROBOTNIK, [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]'''"



[[folder:Resident Evil Afterlife]]
* His ShoutOut to WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob:
-->'''Phelous''': "Personally I don't really care about her videos until she does her v-log on [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Crystal Pepsi]]."
* Also, when Alice does her "beach v-log":
--> '''Phelous''': Claire runs by and tells Alice she ''seriously'' needs to turn her exposure down, but Alice doesn't take constructive criticism well, [[TakeThat because she just likes to hide behind her fans.]]
* The video also opens by parodying the bad voice acting and [[GuideDangIt somewhat obtuse]] puzzles from the older ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'' games.

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[[folder:Resident Evil Afterlife]]
[[folder: Super Mario Christmas]]
* His ShoutOut to WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob:
-->'''Phelous''': "Personally I don't really care
From the [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioBrosSuperShow Super Mario Christmas]] [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld double feature]] review, Phelous [[WhatTheHellHero repeatedly calls out Toad]] for caring more about her videos until she does her v-log on [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Crystal Pepsi]].the snowboard Princess Toadstool gave him than his own friends.
* "If you do drugs, you go to Hell before you die. Please.
"
* Also, when Alice does her "beach v-log":
--> '''Phelous''': Claire runs by and tells Alice she ''seriously'' needs
Stating that he hopes that Nintendo never gave Yoshi a baby mentality again. Cue clip from ''VideoGame/YoshisStory''
-->'''Phelous:''' ''(shaking his fist)'' '''Damn you, Yoshi...!'''
* His reaction
to turn her exposure down, but Alice doesn't take constructive criticism well, [[TakeThat because she just likes to hide behind her fans.]]
*
the bug-eyed cave children.
**
The video also opens ending where [[spoiler:he gets a mushroom cap, much to his horror.]] This is followed by parodying the bad voice acting and [[GuideDangIt somewhat obtuse]] puzzles end credits consisting of various characters dancing to "Do The Mario".
* Phelous expresses his love of Bowser's plan: to blow Santa up.
-->'''Santa:''' ''(as Bob-ombs fall
from the older ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'' games.sky)'' '''Ho-ho-holy shit!'''



[[folder:Drive Thru]]
* Phelous overloading the footage of ''Drive Thru'' with references to other movies, including ''Film/{{Birdemic}}'', ''Film/GhostbustersII'', and ''Series/{{IT}}''.

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[[folder:Drive Thru]]
[[folder:New Phelous]]
* Watching "New Phelous" attempt to read/pronounce "The Magic of Scheherazade"
** "And now, let's review 'The Magic of Ooh-Sha-Her-Zid-Zad-Doo'... 'Ooh-sha-hair-raz-add-doo'... 'Ooh-sha-rizza-had-sah-doo'... 'Jah-rer-rer-rer-rer-zad'... 'J-j-jeh-her-eh-zir-rad-der'... 'Ooh-ja-ja-her-ah-zer-aid'... Ok, this font is stupid."
*** Followed by
Phelous overloading D1 scolding him for "...making fun of my favorite game, ''The Magic of...'' ...My favorite game!"
** In yet another TakeThat, New Phelous reviews ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game'' exactly like TheIrateGamer did.
* This brief callback:
-->'''Creator/ChaosD1:''' "SUNSETS!!! DON'T!!! WORK THAT WAY!!! No, seriously, uh, Phelan, you and Welshy gotta stop trying to shoehorn in that catchphrase for me to say. It's fuckin' stupid."
* Whenever Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees appear, but
the footage of ''Drive Thru'' with references best has to other movies, including ''Film/{{Birdemic}}'', ''Film/GhostbustersII'', and ''Series/{{IT}}''.be [[spoiler: Freddy Michael Voorhees]].



[[folder:A Serbian Film]]
* Playing "Gonna Fly Now" over [[TrainingMontage a preparation montage]] in ''Film/ASerbianFilm''.

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[[folder:A Serbian Film]]
[[folder: Octopus 2]]
* Playing "Gonna Fly Now" over [[TrainingMontage Phelous's "Really?" expression after a preparation montage]] little wheelchair-bound girl declared a day of planting flags as the best day of her life.
* When it's apparently revealed that the Mayor and Police Captain set the two main characters up, it's revealed that the Captain was
in ''Film/ASerbianFilm''.fact named "Captain Octopus".
* Phelous attempting to do the magical NoEnding with the JurassicPark music, only to find himself unable to get out of the driveway on his tricycle.



[[folder:Swamp Zombies]]
* Phelous does a great impersonation of Mr. Mackey from ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark.''

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[[folder:Swamp Zombies]]
[[folder: Bootleg Zone videos]]
* For starters the Title Cards read: "The Bootleg Zone... ''with '''the Phaylus!'''''
* His reaction to the "Pure Evil" Turtle from the Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles-esque Turtle Fighters.
** Leo!Mike ([[TheyJustDidntCare Michelangelo with Leonardo's belt buckle]]) features incredibly sloppy painting (especially the teeth), lopsided eyes, a pinhole in one of it's eyes, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a pentagram on it's head]], a pitchfork for a weapon (ripped off from the WesternAnimation/ChuckNorrisKarateKommandos action figures) and after the filming was done it's left arm fell off.
* After Phelous points out a red splotch near the mouth of one of the Prodigy Pets, he performs a little skit about Pikachu walking through "Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Land"[[note]]Phelous' table with Burger King Pokeballs scattered about[[/note]] and getting attacked by a vampire.
--->'''Vampire:''' Vampirism! [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} It's super effective!]]
* Performing a Prodigy Pet Poke-Rap...with just Pikachu.
* Acting out an episode of Power Rangers with the Turbo Galaxy Rangers.
* Bat Hero acts utterly pathetic and whiny as a crimefighter, to the point where he even mistakes other crimefighters for criminals. After he kills the Turbo Galaxy Rangers and unwittingly helps Krang steal their transporter, all of the bootleg toys that Phelous reviewed up to that point have Bat Hero lynched.
--> '''Bat Hero''': "Hmm, my bat sense is tingling."
--> '''Blue Turbo Galaxy Ranger''': "That's Spider-Man!"
* The Ninja Turtles deciding to beat Shredder...with guns.
* Removing Leo's kimono in Karate Turtles Warriors complete with sexy music, followed by:
-->"Nakedness in a half shell! Flasher power!"
* Part of TheStinger of the ''Flying Ranger'' Bootleg Zone video. [[Manga/DragonBall Goku]] arrives, wanting to be a Flying Ranger as well, but is told he can't because he doesn't have wings.
--> '''Goku''': I have an idea!
--> ''*gets shot with a Little Pluckies Ninja Protects, and reappears with a halo and angel wings*''
--> '''Flying Ranger''': Great! Now you can be a Flying Ranger too!
--> '''Goku''': Nope, I'm dead!
--> ''*ascends to Heaven*''
* [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 Krang]] congratulates Steffi Love, the Glitter Diva, for humiliating Bat Hero, calling her more evil than [[MinionWithAnFInEvil Bebop and Rocksteady]]. Steffi admits that it doesn't take much to act more evil than them. Bebop and Rocksteady try to counterargue by boasting that at least they haven't eaten any computer chips that day.
* After Phelous discovers that Steffi Love has [[http://simbatoys.de/en/brands__products/steffi_love.shtml her own theme song]], he makes a music video for it, which consists mostly of Steffi beating people up and hanging out with villains.
* Titanic-Bot has Phelous making fun of how stupid it's a Titanic knock-off to be offended by it.
--> ''"Now, How big of an asshole would I be if I put '''ICE''' on it? Haha! ({{Beat}}) I'm doing a TITANIC THAT TURNS INTO A TRANSFORMER. It's too late for dignity now."''
** Bat Hero and Steffi Love try to use the Titanic-Bot to re-enact Rose "flying" in ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}'', but fall face-first into the water due to it being too small for Bat Hero to stand on.
* The whole dang WesternAnimation/{{Thomas| The Tank Engine}} Franchise/{{Transformers}} review.
* The skit at the end of the [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Specialman]] review. Specialman just sings his name and rams into criminals, until he rams into a "sinking" Titanic-Bot and ends up in the hospital. [[spoiler: Then an exasperated Bat Hero shows up, and when Specialman points out that Bat Hero is wanted by the police, Robert Cop takes care of it after Specialman rams into Bat Hero and flatlines.]]
* Phelous does and Lupa referring to a great impersonation red-clad Batman and a black-clad Spider-Man as "[=SpiderBat=] and [=ManMan=]", respectively.
** Since [=ManMan=] can't hold his web-shield properly, Phelous and Lupa try to find an alternate use for it. First Phelous sticks it in the hole in [=ManMan=]'s behind, and spins it around while laughing and playing circus music. Then, Lupa puts it in the hole in [=ManMan=]'s head, and she and Phelous refer to it in the rest
of Mr. Mackey from ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark.''the review as a hairpiece.
* The Spider-Man Motorcycle review is just ''magical'', particularly the siren. [[spoiler: Its 'siren' is "La La Love On My Mind" by Anne Wisbourn, and instead of racing around it bobs up and down like a very slow mechanical bull.]]
** '''OVERLAND!'''
** Just as brilliant is 'Motorcycle the Pooh' ([[Main/BlatantLies who is riding a four-wheeler]]) that wildly spins around to [[Music/{{PSY}} Gangnam Style]].
* Phelous decides to review a bootleg Franchise/{{Pokemon}} game, referred to as ''Pokémon: Strange Gold''. [[spoiler: It's actually [[{{Creepypasta}} Pokémon: Lost Silver]], complete with Phelous succumbing to Lavender Town Syndrome]].
* "'''INFINITE PLEASURE!'''" *Cuts to him looking at the toy sadly*
** From the same review:
--> [Dinosaur Invincibility] broke twice over the course of this video and I wasn't even rough on it. (cut to Phelous hitting it with a hammer)
* The Filly Witchy review is especially funny to [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Bronies]] since Phelous may be secretly OneOfUs.
* [[RunningGag Baltard: The biggest loser on Planet Ferror!]]
* The first impression of the Super Heros version of Spider-Man and the black splotch on his right eye.
-->'''Phelous!Spider-Man:''' ''(in funny voice)'' Eek! I'm really surprised at something! SURPRISER-MAN! Why am I winking?! ''(screams)''
* In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDmgNDol-3g&index=49&list=PL3XCSTT5utpv_pSNtADv_vqf9bKlFULxr Galaxy Cop]] video he points out the "Not for Children 3 and under logo" and makes reference to a WebVideo/StuartAshen joke, because people complained that he didn't use it in previous videos, even though he makes a valid point:
-->''They did at least add the warning and some symbols on the backside including '''Sad Onion''', not my bit but apparently I '''have''' to say that!''
* After Phelous reads the box of the Eye Catching Cartoon Motorcycle boast, "Makes Children Lively and Lovely", he decides to test if it can also make him lovely. He taps the box, then dabs his face. When he doesn't appear to change, he laments that maybe he's too old for it to have any effect.



[[folder:Boogeyman]]
* Timothy vs the Closet.
-->"You win this round, closet!"
* The Closet being compared to a [[Series/DoctorWho TARDIS]].
* Phelous is describing how the monster is actually kind of a letdown, but then [[AwfulTruth a horrible realization]] hits him...
-->'''Phelous:''' "And wait a second. Is the boogeyman...[[spoiler:A '''''[[CallBack ZOMBIE FISHERMAN!?]]''''']]"
* Phelous ends up facing the Boogeyman, who turns out to be [[spoiler:Soundwave]]. Which he instantly defeats by [[spoiler:smashing his Soundwave toy.]]

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[[folder:Boogeyman]]
[[folder: Silent Hill Revelation]]
* Timothy vs the Closet.
-->"You win this round, closet!"
"A POP-TART JUMP SCARE?!?!? DAMN YOU, SILENT HILL REVELATION!! DAMN YOU TO PASTRY HELL!!!"
* The Closet constant jokes about [[AdaptationalHeroism Pyramid Head being compared to a [[Series/DoctorWho TARDIS]].
* Phelous is describing how
hero]]. He even plays Music/EnriqueIglesias' "Hero" [[SoundtrackDissonance over the monster is actually kind of a letdown, but then [[AwfulTruth a horrible realization]] hits him...
-->'''Phelous:''' "And wait a second. Is
arm chopping scene and the boogeyman...[[spoiler:A '''''[[CallBack ZOMBIE FISHERMAN!?]]''''']]"
* Phelous ends up facing the Boogeyman, who turns out to be [[spoiler:Soundwave]]. Which he instantly defeats by [[spoiler:smashing his Soundwave toy.]]
climax]].



[[folder:Boogeyman 2]]
* Phelous discovers that the hospital director is played by Tobin Bell. Cue the ''Franchise/{{Saw}}'' dialogue every time he talks!
* The Boogeyman's new look being compared to [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse Skeletor]]'s retarded cousin.
* A new "real" Boogeyman shows up and [[CurbStompBattle is promptly killed by Phelous]]. Upon unmasking him, he turns out to be [[spoiler:the part of Phelous who thought Boogeyman 1 could still be a good movie if the killer was a regular human.]]

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[[folder:Boogeyman 2]]
[[folder: Resident Evil Retribution]]
* "Barry Celebration time!!"
--> (After quoting Barry's lines) "Barry doesn't do it at all in this movie, so bet your ass I'm going to do it."
* Phelous discovers that actually returned to watch RE-Extinction to count all the hospital director is played by Tobin Bell. Cue naked-Alice visible in the ''Franchise/{{Saw}}'' dialogue every time he talks!
final shot.
--> '''Phelous''': I hope you enjoy the pointlessness I put myself throught for these videos. You don't? Cool.
* ''"And now we return to the "Alice Show", where we must save Alice because she's so damn important"'' (Alice's face mid-sentence, looking retarded) ''"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!"''
**
The Boogeyman's new look being compared face was also used previously when pointing out Suburbia!Alice didn't bother to [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse Skeletor]]'s retarded cousin.
* A new "real" Boogeyman shows
check if [[NiceGirl "Nicedriguez"]] was still alive after she picked them.
---> '''Phelous''': ''(Retarded!Alice face pops up)'' Assholeeee!
** Part 2 uses it again.
---> '''Phelous!Alice''': (Sending Becky alone) Hey, run
up and [[CurbStompBattle is promptly ahead. I'll check my wound by myself, That way you can possibly get killed by Phelous]]. Upon unmasking him, he turns a zombie by yourself. ''(Retarded!Alice face pops up)'' Duuhuuu!
* After pointing
out to be [[spoiler:the part that the Red Queen created zombies that can shoot at people:
--> '''Phelous''': Wow. Just, wow. I don't even care anymore. She may as well just pull out the rainbow-unicorn-zombie-she-created-online-made-real-from-a-virtual butt rain acid from the ceiling shoot them with his laser eyes. (All completed with a drawing
of said unicorn)
** Then another plot-hole from the Red Queen comes.
---> '''Phelous''': Get ready for all the answers when the unicorn shows up!
* In both parts,
Phelous who thought Boogeyman 1 could points out Alice is ''"supposed"'' to NOT having powers, still be a good movie if the killer was kicking zombie ass.
** Part1: Yeap. "NO POWERS". WOW. [[SarcasmMode What
a regular human.]]person]] [[DullSurprise she is right now]].
** Part2: ''(singing)'' ''No powers. No powers. Janus Prospero is an ordinary girl∼.''
* ''"Bye, [[NiceGirl Nicedriguez]]. You might have been completely pointless to the plot, but you showed me MichelleRodriguez playing a [[PlayingAgainstType different character]]"
* His utter disgust to Barry's death scene.
--> '''Phelous!Barry''': ''(gets killed)'' Glad I was in this movie...
--> '''Phelous''': Good waste of your Barry, Retribution. (adopts Barry voice) You're a stupidity sandwich.
--> '''Phelous''': THIS MOVIE IS A FARCE! A FUCKING FARCE!
** Also another big offender to him was that Barry and Jill never got to interact unlike the games, so he puts repetitions of their game exchanges.
---> '''Phelous''': I don't care! It was worth it.



[[folder:Boogeyman 3]]
* ''Boogeyman 3'' featured Erin Cahill as the lead role. When the cards are down and she is the only one left, Phelous says that there's only one thing she can do; [[ActorAllusion morph into]] [[Series/PowerRangersTimeForce the Pink Ranger]].

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[[folder:Boogeyman 3]]
* ''Boogeyman 3'' featured Erin Cahill as the lead role. When the cards are down
[[folder: Dr. Jekyll and she is the only one left, Mr. Hyde]]
* As
Phelous says prepares for the review, he looks for a suitable Hyde in the mirror until he finds [[spoiler:Sub-Zero]]. They each tell him to "do something else", while he responds with a deadpan "no". It gets funnier when Ed Glaser shows up in the mirror.
* Joking
that there's only one thing she can do; [[ActorAllusion morph into]] [[Series/PowerRangersTimeForce JonStewart composed the Pink Ranger]].music for this movie before doing ''TheDailyShow'' [[note]] It's actually Jon '''''Stuart'''''[[/note]]
-->"'''''IT'S SPELT DIFFERENTLY!!!'''''"
* Pointing out how stupid it is for Dr. Jekyll to make the potion that turns him into Mr. Hyde with poison, then gives up.
-->"[[{{Angrish}} ZRRGHDGDGH...!]] Cheers." ''(drinks a vial of poison)''
* "Yes, I am Mr. POOF!"
* "It's almost like [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids people thought the tortured tale of a man with an evil split personality who goes out and murders wouldn't make a good children's cartoon]]...''idiots''!"
* The running gag where Lanyon just can't get over that ''conversation''!
* "Stop me if you dare! [[AntiClimaxBoss Ooh, you stopped me! I'm easily defeated!]]"
* "I have an important task for you, Jekyll." "You will help me destroy Franchise/SpiderMan!"



[[folder: The Boogeyman]]
* Phelous clearly is on a roll once he starts reviewing Ulli Lommel's godawful original ''The Boogeyman'' series. His trademark use of meta-humour really serves him well here, since Lommel just kept splicing footage from the first movie together with new scenes, then called it a sequel. Particular highlights include:
* ''The Boogeyman'': A little boy, after sticking his head through a window and shouting "BOOGEYMAN!", gets killed pathetically when the window half-heartedly closes on his neck. According to Phelous, that death scene almost made up for everything else. Almost.
* ''Boogeyman II'': Phelous' sister, Kyna, has a cameo in the end skit. The ensuing deaths... really must be seen to be believed. They involve a car exhaust pipe... okay... and a toothbrush!
* ''Return of the Boogeyman''. Too many to mention, but here's one of the best:
-->'''Annie:''' "I finally won the battle over evil. The man with no face is gone. Now I must try on my stokings, to prove to myself one last time that I am free."
-->'''Phelous:''' "But now she's become the woman ''with no legs''! Y'know what, that actually made too much sense for this movie."
* He gets increasingly frustrated at the lack of continuity between movies... they even got the main character's name wrong! This culminates in his fake {{Retcon}} of the first ''Boogeyman'' review:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Hello, Phil? Philip? Are you there?"\\
'''Past!Phelous:''' "Philip?"\\
'''Phelous:''' "Yeah, that's your name now."

to:

[[folder: The Boogeyman]]
Smiley]]
* Phelous clearly is on a roll once he starts reviewing Ulli Lommel's godawful original ''The Boogeyman'' series. His trademark Film/{{Smiley}}. Just...the whole thing.
--> '''SadPanda''': Good thing I know how to
use of meta-humour really serves him well here, since Lommel just kept splicing footage from the first movie together with new scenes, then called it a sequel. Particular highlights include:
* ''The Boogeyman'': A little boy, after sticking his head through a window and shouting "BOOGEYMAN!", gets killed pathetically when the window half-heartedly closes on his neck. According to Phelous, that death scene almost made up for everything else. Almost.
* ''Boogeyman II'': Phelous' sister, Kyna, has a cameo in the end skit. The ensuing deaths... really must be seen to be believed. They involve a car exhaust pipe... okay... and a toothbrush!
* ''Return of the Boogeyman''. Too many to mention, but here's one of the best:
-->'''Annie:''' "I finally won the battle over evil. The man with no face is gone. Now I must try on my stokings, to prove to myself one last time that I am free."
-->'''Phelous:''' "But now she's become the woman ''with no legs''! Y'know what, that actually made too much sense for this movie."
* He gets increasingly frustrated at the lack of continuity between movies... they even got the main character's name wrong! This culminates in his fake {{Retcon}} of the first ''Boogeyman'' review:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Hello, Phil? Philip? Are you there?"\\
'''Past!Phelous:''' "Philip?"\\
'''Phelous:''' "Yeah, that's your name now."
internet cheat codes.



[[folder:Meow Mix]]
* Pick any scene in the Meow Mix review. Anything is hilarious when it comes from a fluffy kitty.
* "And now a new segment I would like to introduce. I call it me being lazy and licking myself a little." (Does so) "Well, I delivered what I promised."

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[[folder:Meow Mix]]
[[folder: Deadly Friend]]
* Pick any scene '''♪Paul, the Genius DUMBASS!♪'''
* Phelous gives BB his own voice acting; his Cookie Monster voice is fitting for the robot.
* "Paul, the Genius Dumbass" [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation is responsible for BB being unable to speak]] because [[{{Lobotomy}} he keeps pulling out memory cards on BB's motherboard]].
-->'''Phelous!BB''': [=BB=] finally learning to talk-
-->'''Phelous!Paul''': Hey, [=BB=], the paperboy wants to see your brain. (removes it)
-->'''BB''': Argh! (deactivates)
-->'''Phelous!Paul''': Look at it, looks like a chipboard. (chuckles) (puts it back)
-->'''Phelous!BB''': (distorted) [=BB=] finally learning to (devolves into gibberish)
* The dead-on comparison of BB's voice to the [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Tasmanian Devil]].
* A minor RunningGag comes
in the Meow Mix review. Anything form of editing in [[Film/{{Tremors}} Nestor Cunningham's "All right!"]] during scenes that involve [[ActorAllusion Sam's dad]].[[spoiler:.. which manages to make the scene of him knocking Sam down the stairs a bit of BlackComedy since, due to editing, that is hilarious when practically ''all he says during it'']].
* During Sam's nightmare of stabbing her dad with a broken glass vase, Dixie-land music is editing in over it.
** Said music is later edited in during BB's ''death scene by shotgun''.
* This quote:
--> '''Phelous''': ♪[[Music/{{Styx}} Domo arigato, Mrs. Roboto! Domo DOMO-]]♪
--> '''Phelous!BB''': But BB's MISTER Roboto!
--> '''Phelous!Sam''': But Sam's MRS. Roboto!
--> '''Blue Screen Of Death''': [[LogicBomb Sam crashed]] but it's OK / It's just a human brain / [[InsaneTrollLogic Reset
it comes again]]
--> '''Phelous''': CRITICAL ERROR!
* In a CallBack to his ''Film/{{Troll 2}}'' review, him scoring the infamous [[YourHeadAsplode basketball-to-the-head scene]] with [[TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey Also Sprach Zarathustra]].
* Phelous keeps cutting to the basketball-to-the-head scene as shorthand for, well, ''everything.'' Explanation of how stupid the movie is? Headsplosion. Sam displaying superstrength? Headsplosion. This movie is stupid? Headsplosion! Headsplosion doesn't explain anything? [[LogicBomb HEADSPLOSION!]]
** Apparently, Paul punching Tom's head [[ManipulativeEditing repeatedly until Headsplosion]] is too silly, so instead [[spoiler:Sam's going to jump out a window and "beat Tom's head into the ground until he dies of injuries"]].
* "Oh, man, a robot in the family! That's wacky!" as a reference to Lupa's review of "Robot in the Family."
* The rather nonchalant way Phelous says that "Tom's recovering
from a fluffy kitty.
* "And now a new segment I would like to introduce. I call it me being lazy and licking myself a little." (Does so) "Well, I delivered what I promised."
his latest concussion after playing in traffic".



[[folder:JeepersCreepers II]]
* Putting Creator/DannyElfman's ''Batman'' theme and [[Series/{{Batman}} the 1960's Batman TV series]] to awesomely comedic use.

to:

[[folder:JeepersCreepers II]]
[[folder: Jacob's Ladder]]
* Putting Creator/DannyElfman's ''Batman'' theme While his review of ''Film/JacobsLadder'' is mostly depressing, due to Phelous acting more cynical and [[Series/{{Batman}} how it ends, it does have a funny moment where he talks about a scene he likes in the 1960's Batman TV series]] to awesomely comedic use.movie where Jacob hears a voice say "Dream on" in the hospital and [[NothingIsScarier the source is never shown]]. He wonders what would happen if those responsible for ''Film/SilentHillRevelation3D'' had written the scene. Cue the clip being edited with the infamous poptart jump scare and a ScareChord.
** At the start of the review, he admits that the film isn't really a "fun movie". [[GilliganCut And then we have a soldier spinning around and screaming set to]] "[[Theatre/TheSoundOfMusic The Hills Are Alive]]".



[[folder:Smallville Series Finale]]
* His video of watching the ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' series finale and [[FreakOut being horrified]] to see that [[spoiler: Clark Kent becomes BATMAN! That's not what REALLY happens, but it does in this video and it's hi-larious!]]
** Also, his constant laughter and screaming throughout the finale.

to:

[[folder:Smallville Series Finale]]
[[folder: Aladdin: The Adventure of All Time]]
* The opening of the video [[NegativeContinuity handwaves]] the dramatic ending of Jacob's Ladder like it was another of Phelous's regular deaths.
* The RunningGag of Paige's grandfather getting out his gun.
* Humpty-Dumpty's graphic [[note]]egg-yolk splattering[[/note]] death.
* After Aladdin and Paige make Blackbeard into what he is with the magic lamp, Aladdin cuts his beard, much to Phelous' aggravation.
--> "YOU DID THIS TO HIM, YOU STUPID ALADDIN-HOLE!"
* Phelous notes that Cleopatra's servant girls wear really skimpy outfits, which normally show the underside of their breasts that barely cover their nipples. Then there is an [[OffModel off model]] shot of them that makes it look like they're wearing ''crotchless pants.''
-->'''Phelous:''' ''WHAT THE '''FUUUCK'''?!'' Time for my rating: Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time gets a '' '''hard R''' '' for nudity!
* Phelous notes that one of the recently released prisoners from prison is a skeleton, who prances around the street. He grimly says that now this undead abomination shall walk the earth forever!
* This bit of dialogue:
-->'''Scheherazade:''' "...I'm going to hide the lamp in a place it will never be found."
-->'''Scheherazade!Phelous:''' "[[spoiler: [[CrossesTheLineTwice My vagina!]]]]"
* His video of watching completely tearing apart the ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' series finale movie's honestly twisted and [[FreakOut being horrified]] horrific MoralDissonance (the villain is evil for trying to see that [[spoiler: Clark Kent becomes BATMAN! That's not what REALLY happens, change history, but it does in this video our "heroes" are directly responsible for history's greatest villains and it's hi-larious!]]
** Also, his constant laughter
atrocities and screaming throughout the finale.we're supposed to praise them for it) is as hilarious as it is awesome.



[[folder:Crocodile]]
* "Princess, you've made a powerful enemy today!"
* Phelous' [[{{facepalm}} reaction]] upon the characters [[CriticalResearchFailure mistaking the titular crocodile for a dinosaur]].
* According to Phelous, there are only two things worth seeing this movie: the crocodile, and the Sheriff's theme music.

to:

[[folder:Crocodile]]
[[folder: The Time Machine (I Found At a Yard Sale)]]
* "Princess, you've made a powerful enemy today!"
The dinosaur and Phelous and Lupa's reactions to it.
* Phelous' [[{{facepalm}} reaction]] upon Lupa's offscreen SkywardScream during the characters [[CriticalResearchFailure mistaking belly dancer sequence.
* Fat Grandma steals
the titular crocodile for a dinosaur]].
* According to Phelous, there are only two things worth seeing this movie: the crocodile, and the Sheriff's theme music.
show.



[[folder:House of Wax 2006]]
* The cameos celebrating Creator/ParisHilton's death in ''Film/HouseOfWax2005'', followed by Doug Walker appearing and being sickened by their celebration of death.
** Also Doug getting angry at Phelous for reviewing ''Film/MacAndMe'', and whispering that he's not actually mad because he never wanted to review it.
** [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]] had the best line about Paris' death:
-->''' "I welcome the deaths of other human beings that I don't know!"
** Film Brain singing "Ding Dong the witch is dead".
* Creator/BradJones trying to hang himself, only to fall to the floor, cough for several seconds, yell, "fuck that!" and then stumble away, dragging the rope behind him.
** This doubles as a [[CallBack CallBack]] to the time Phelous successfully hung himself after being prompted to by the Snob at the end of [[Film/TheBladeMaster The Other Troll 3]] review.
** This is also a CallBack to Phelous's cameo at the end of Brad's Caligula's review.
* Whenever the killer, who bears a resemblance to Tommy Wiseau, is seen, Phelous dubs in dialogue from ''Film/TheRoom'' and ''{{TheTommyWi-Show}}''.

to:

[[folder:House of Wax 2006]]
[[folder: Psycho Santa]]
* The cameos celebrating Creator/ParisHilton's death in ''Film/HouseOfWax2005'', followed In order to demonstrate how the movie drags in, the entire review has the movie narrated by Doug Walker appearing and being sickened by their celebration of death.
** Also Doug getting angry at
Phelous for reviewing ''Film/MacAndMe'', imitating the narrator and whispering that he's not actually mad because he never wanted to review it.
** [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]] had
giving every single unimportant detail while skipping the best line about Paris' death:
-->''' "I welcome the deaths of other human beings that
actual death.
-->'''Narrator''': [[ShowerScene And then she decided to take a shower]].
-->'''Woman''':
I don't know!"
** Film Brain singing "Ding Dong the witch is dead".
* Creator/BradJones trying
think I need to hang himself, only to fall hear that...
-->'''Narrator''': ''[[BlatantLies It's very important
to the floor, cough for several seconds, yell, "fuck that!" and then stumble away, dragging the rope behind him.
**
story!]]''
*
This doubles as a [[CallBack CallBack]] to the time Phelous successfully hung himself after being prompted to by the Snob at the end part of [[Film/TheBladeMaster The Other Troll 3]] review.
** This is also a CallBack to
Phelous's cameo at the end of Brad's Caligula's review.
* Whenever the killer, who bears a resemblance
end-of-review sketch.
-->'''Santa:''' ...and now I will destroy Christmas forever!\\
'''Phelous:''' I can't let you do that, Santa! And now we must [[BigWordShout FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!]]\\
''Cut
to Tommy Wiseau, is seen, Phelous dubs in dialogue from ''Film/TheRoom'' and ''{{TheTommyWi-Show}}''.back on his couch.''\\
'''Phelous:''' [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome So anyway to make a long story Santa killed me.]]



[[folder:A Nightmare On Elm Street 2010]]
* There is a moment where a second Phelous appears in the mirror with a really funny expression.
* "TEDDY! TEDDY! Brother of the Freddy!"
* Phelous interpreting Teddy as being whiny and angsty, to the point of dubbing Simple Plan's "Untitled" (How could this happen to me) over a scene where he's yelling at Nancy, then lampshading it.
-->'''Phelous''': "Oh cool, they made Krueger such a whiny bitch I thought to use the Simple Plan song for him. Fantastic."

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[[folder:A Nightmare On Elm Street 2010]]
* There is a moment where a second Phelous appears in the mirror with a really funny expression.
* "TEDDY! TEDDY! Brother of the Freddy!"
[[folder: The Gingerdead Man]]
* Phelous interpreting Teddy as being whiny and angsty, to makes it seem like the point of dubbing Simple Plan's "Untitled" (How could this happen to me) over a scene where he's yelling reason why James says "Put your gun down, please." [[BrokenRecord multiple times]] while Millard holds him at Nancy, then lampshading gunpoint... is because Millard kept not liking the way he said it.
-->'''Phelous''': * "Oh cool, they made Krueger such a whiny bitch I thought to use no, we're out of Johns Daphne. What are the Simple Plan song for him. Fantastic."kids gonna do without their whiskey cookies?"
* [[spoiler:Cookie Monster]] saving the day.



[[folder:Halloween Resurrection]]
* Phelous pissing Michael Myers off in the ''Film/HalloweenResurrection'' review by singing [[Film/HalloweenIIISeasonOfTheWitch Silver Shamrock]].
* After "Michael Myers" kills [[DoppelGanger Suolehp]]:
--> '''Phelous:''' Just kidding guys. It's just me pretending to be Michael Myers. Ha ha... [[BreathlessNonSequitur but yeah. Suolehp is dead for real.]]

to:

[[folder:Halloween Resurrection]]
[[folder: Birdemic 2]]
* Phelous pissing Michael Myers off in the ''Film/HalloweenResurrection'' review by singing [[Film/HalloweenIIISeasonOfTheWitch Silver Shamrock]].
* After "Michael Myers" kills [[DoppelGanger Suolehp]]:
--> '''Phelous:''' Just kidding guys. It's just me pretending
Phelous' depiction of James Nguyen's "dream wife", which is a picture of James Nguyen Photoshop to be Michael Myers. Ha ha... [[BreathlessNonSequitur but yeah. Suolehp is dead for real.]]have a bird's beak and long, blonde hair.



[[folder:Wrong Turn]]
* The movie turns out to be [[ClicheStorm such a generic, unoriginal and forgettable movie]] Phelous forgets about it immediatly after watching it. ''Thrice''.

to:

[[folder:Wrong Turn]]
[[folder:Hello Mary-Lou: Prom Night II]]
* The movie turns out "The crown is mine, bitch!"
* Phelous' AlternativeCharacterInterpretation that the principal is trying
to kill Mary-Lou so ''he'' can be [[ClicheStorm such Prom Queen instead of her.
* "I LOVED YOOOOU!!!"
** "This is
a generic, unoriginal and forgettable movie]] Phelous forgets about it immediatly after watching it. ''Thrice''.really beautiful moment, isn't it? MichaelIronside in a knitted sweater crying over Priest-Buddy. Never forget."
*** "[[HypocriticalHumor Eh, forget it.]]"



[[folder:Hostel III]]
* Phelous D1 returns again at the end of the ''Film/HostelPartIII'' review! ...and Phelous doesn't care.
-->'''D1:''' "Ha ha ha ha! You never should have installed that tatoo scanner on your door, Phelous!"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1:''' "Uh... anyway, welcome back to the Phelous in a Hat and Trenchcoat saga! I'm taking you to the elite 'hunt people who are bound up' club!"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1:''' "BUT I-"\\
'''Phelous:''' "''No.''" \\
'''D1:''' "Come on I've got a really good storyline this time, honest!"\\
'''Phelous:''' "''No, you're supposed to be a cat still, so go back to that.''"\\
'''D1:''' "He he he. But you see, time can be rewritten and stuff, so I-"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1:''' "[[Series/DoctorWho I don't wanna g-]]"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1 (Suddenly becomes a cat):''' "Aw damn it!"

to:

[[folder:Hostel III]]
[[folder:Prom Night III: The Last Kiss]]
* This, when Mary-Lou is seducing Alex:
-->'''Alex''': I must be dreaming!
-->'''Mary-Lou''': (low, gravelly voice) [[Film/JacobsLadder Dream on.]]
-->(FadeToBlack, then fade in to Alex at the bottom of the stairs he fell down shortly before with a puddle of blood near his head)
* Phelous's utter confusion and frustration with the fact that ''four'' people were in love with Alex: [[HoYay his best friend Shane]], [[IncestYayShipping his sister]], his girlfriend Sarah, and [[NoYay Mary Lou]].
** It's even more hilarious when Shane actually acts lovingly towards Alex by constantly listening to his problems, suggesting they run away together, and even tucking him in when he falls asleep.
-->'''Phelous!Alex''': Look, Shane, I know I haven't been that good of a friend lately, but I got asked if I was a [[VideoGame/BadDudes bad enough dude to rescue the president]], [[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles fell in some Mutagen]], [[DragonBallZ went Super Saiyan 2]], then buried some bodies in the football field and boinked a ghost.
-->'''Phelous!Shane''': [[UnderstandingBoyfriend Keewl]]! Let's run away together!
* Phelous D1 returns again at demonstrates Alex's utter powerlessness when trying to threaten to break up with Mary Lou with this:
-->'''Mouse''': You better stay
the end of the ''Film/HostelPartIII'' review! ...and Phelous doesn't care.
-->'''D1:''' "Ha ha ha ha! You never should have installed that tatoo scanner on your door, Phelous!"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1:''' "Uh... anyway, welcome back to the Phelous in a Hat and Trenchcoat saga! I'm taking you to the elite 'hunt people who are bound up' club!"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1:''' "BUT I-"\\
'''Phelous:''' "''No.''" \\
'''D1:''' "Come on I've got a really good storyline this time, honest!"\\
'''Phelous:''' "''No, you're supposed to be a cat still, so go back to that.''"\\
'''D1:''' "He he he. But you see, time can be rewritten and stuff, so I-"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1:''' "[[Series/DoctorWho
hell away from my cheese! Or else!
-->'''Bear''': Okay, mouse,
I don't wanna g-]]"\\
'''Phelous:''' "No."\\
'''D1 (Suddenly becomes a cat):''' "Aw damn it!"
want any trouble...
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext You think they'll find him]]?" *cue Phelous editing in police siren lights and Alex getting shot in the head*



[[folder:Julie & Jack]]
* Pick any part of his ''Julie & Jack'' review together with ObscurusLupa (along with some unexpected TearJerker at the end). It helps that their vastly different styles mesh surprisingly well.

to:

[[folder:Julie & Jack]]
[[folder:Beauty and the Beast (Good Times version)]]
* Pick any part DERP CAT! A-whee-oooh! (Sung to the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMU2NwaaXEA&t=0m57s last few notes]] of the ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales'' theme)
* Phelous points out that this beast looks like a cross between a warthog and a [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Goomba]].
** Once Beauty and her father arrive to the castle, the dad [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 stomps on the Beast and gets +100 points]]. Problem solved.
* Beauty's delayed reactions to anything.
** And also her unbelievable bad acting when she "gasps in surprise".
* Him making fun of the animation style. He mostly pokes fun of Beauty's blank expressions and dull eyes.
* The running gag of the father throwing anything useless to the dumpster... even ''himself'' '''''and''''' ''Phelous''.
-->'''Phelous!Dad''': [[TakeThatMe Phelous hasn't been funny since Mac and Me]]. He is completely useless now.
-->''(Phelous gets thrown to the dumpster)''
-->'''Phelous''': [[LampshadeHanging How did he throw me to the trash if he's already in here?!]] Is that supposed to be scary?! Shut up. {{Beat}} Wait a minute, I'm telling myself to shut up? That doesn't make sen- SHUT UP!! {{Beat}} I keep digging this hole!
** As well as the running gag of a zoom-in on an OffModel still frame
of his ''Julie & Jack'' review together with ObscurusLupa (along with wall-eyed face as Phelous goes "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PznoLkN62Js EEYUUUUGGHN]]".
* The naming of Beauty.
--> '''Phelous!Dad''': I'll name you Beauty. (first ugly sister appears) Oh! Uh, never mind! Uh, I'll name ''you'' Beauty! (second sister appears) Oh, damn it! Uh, third time's the charm!
* Phelous harping on the fact that the Beast is afraid he will die a DeathByDespair...out of ''loneliness''. Not out of a broken heart, but because he's ''lonely''. Never mind the fact that he had been alone for plenty of time, or the fact that he could call Clara at any time to give him an anti-loneliness power-up.
* As a RunningGag, Phelous inserted bootleg versions of Lumiere and Cogsworth.
** When the father arrives to the castle the first time:
--> '''Dad''': Hello... Is the master of the castle here?
--> '''Phelous!Dad''': What's that song I hear playing in here? ''[[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast "Be out guest, Be our guest. Eat our food, leave us dead"]]'' Well, don't mind if I do. ''"EEYUUUUGGHN"''.
--> '''Dad''': I'm a traveler who lost his way.
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Bonjour, my friend! I'm Lumiere, and welcome to castle-
--> '''Phelous!Dad''': Woo, a delicious candle ''(eats the candle)''
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Sacre fuckin' bleu.
--> ''(Later. While the Beast is beating up snow)''
--> '''Phelous!Beast''': So, you dare to steal from me, Winter? I'll destroy you!
--> '''Phelous!"Cogsworth"''': So... The Beast is still punching snow, huh?
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Yup.
--> '''Phelous!"Cogsworth"''': So, Wanna see if the Beast two castles down needs
some unexpected TearJerker at servants?
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Yup.
* "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
** In Part 2:
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Ho ho! The return of Lumiere. Oh, screw it, I know this is just gonna end badly. I quit.
--> ''(Beauty and Beast are left alone in silence)''
--> '''Phelous!Beast''': Awkwaaaard...
* Clara being generally useless:
** First she can't distinguish between a door and a window. ''So she tries to get out from said "door"''.
** Pointing out how even Clara seems so disinterested in
the end). It helps plot that their vastly different styles mesh surprisingly well.she started to diss Beauty.
** Also for the dance scene:
--> '''Phelous''': Who's playing music? Is Clara a one-man band?
--> '''Phelous!Clara''': (with a bunch of instruments in front of her) ''Wow, wow. There's a beauty and the asswipe or something, tale as old-...'' (VerbalBackspace) Oh, shit. [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast That's the other one]]. Who gives a fuck. Goin' out to piss on those flowers.
* When the beast asks Beauty if he frightened her.
-->'''Phelous!Beast''': I'm really scary...right, right, you were scared, right?!
-->'''Phelous!Beauty''' (thinking): (''beat'') I hope a fly doesn't get in my mouth...
* After Beauty kneels in front of the beast to thank him for not killing her.
-->'''Phelous!Beast''': Whoa, whoa, whoa, this isn't the Beauty and the Beast porno, woman!



[[folder:Turtles Forever]]
* All the Shredder-related jokes in his review of ''Turtles Forever''.
-->'''Phelous:''' "No fucking shit, Shredder. The dimensional portal sent you to another dimension?"\\
'''Shredder:''' "Oh, how was I supposed to know that's what the dimensional portal was for? I thought it was used for making ice-cream."\\
'''Phelous:''' ''*disbelief*'' "Ohh, ''what an idiot.''"
* The cherry on the cake must go to the episode's [[TheStinger stinger]], however.
-->'''2003!Leonardo:''' "It's ''our'' Shredder. He's come here to tear down your world."\\
'''1987!Donatello:''' "And he's a grade-A meanie!"\\
[[ActuallyPrettyFunny Phelous launches into uncontrollable giggling upon hearing that line,]] [[SubvertedTrope but then...]]\\
'''Phelous:''' "What do you know, that giggle ray actually does work."

to:

[[folder:Turtles Forever]]
* All
[[folder:Lion and the Shredder-related jokes King]]
* [[RageBreakingPoint THE CROCODILE'S NAME IS]] [[Film/CrocodileDundee DUNDEE]]?!!
* Lingering on and repeating several of the more laughable quotes
in slow-motion.
-->'''The King:''' The diamonds! My God!

-->'''Robin:''' Your father the black panther is [[ShapedLikeItself your father?!]]

-->'''Myu-Myu:''' But perhaps we could be friends.
-->'''Robin:''' Hmm, I dunno...I think we should be enemies.
** Phelous later splices in the last quote into a scene with Robin and Dundee, resulting in Dundee walking away with sad ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' music playing.
* His reaction to the narrator "weasels", especially when they explain past events.
-->'''Weasel:''' You remember the black panther who gained power in the jungle...
--> '''Phelous: NO!!!''' I DON'T!!! WHY WOULD I REMEMBER THAT?!!!
** When the weasels start flubbing their lines multiple times, we cut to a clip of Phelous presumably giving a ClusterFBomb with the audio muted, then breaking down sobbing.
* The fact that
his review gag dubbing over the movie fits better than the actual dubbing of ''Turtles Forever''.
the movie.
* The "animation" finally breaks Phelous.
--> '''Phelous:''' Aaahh! Just... STOP! Every ''damn'' frame of this is ''' ''WRONG!!!'' '''
* Phelous pointing out the absurdity of The King telling Not!Zazu that it was his responsibility to prevent Robin from chasing Dundee.
-->'''Phelous!The King:''' "Clearly if he's hunting crocodiles, you can stop him, '''biiiiirrrrrrdddd'''..."
-->''(Robin eats Not!Zazu)''
-->'''Phelous!The King:''' "Whooooooaaaaaaa!!!" ''(Puffs on joint)'' "Ffffffuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk..."
* His impressions of, and commentary on, the ridiculous voices and bad voice acting.
-->'''Not!Zazu:''' (Nasally) You have to go back to your father immediately!
--> '''Phelous:''' (Plugging his nose) If you plug your nose, it's an AMAZING voice!
* "Shut up, Dundee."
* Sometimes, one of the characters asks a question, and the response they get is the same question.
-->'''Robin:''' (to the vultures) Hi, um, do you know what happened to the panther's diamonds?
-->'''Vulture:''' Why, what happened to the diamonds?
-->'''Phelous:''' "No fucking shit, Shredder. The dimensional portal sent you to another dimension?"\\
'''Shredder:''' "Oh, how was I supposed to know that's what the dimensional portal was for? I thought it was used for making ice-cream."\\
'''Phelous:''' ''*disbelief*'' "Ohh, ''what an idiot.''"
* The cherry on the cake must go to the episode's [[TheStinger stinger]], however.
-->'''2003!Leonardo:''' "It's ''our'' Shredder. He's come here to tear down your world."\\
'''1987!Donatello:''' "And he's a grade-A meanie!"\\
[[ActuallyPrettyFunny Phelous launches into uncontrollable giggling upon hearing that line,]] [[SubvertedTrope but then...]]\\
'''Phelous:'''
(Says "What happened?" 5 times, imitating Robin, the vulture, Dundee, Not!Zazu, and Not!Simba)
** and:
-->'''Myu-Myu:''' Anyway,
do you know, know where the hiding place is?
-->'''Female Gorilla:''' It's not
that giggle ray actually does work."easy. Do you know where the hiding place is?
-->'''Phelous''': It's the law of the jung-sert, answer a question with the same question! Surprisingly, not much is accomplished here.
*
-->'''The King:''' From now on, nobody sleeps around here.
-->'''Phelous''': (as the elephant) Ohhhh, I knew we should have joined the panther!
* '''SCENE INTERRUPTING BEAR!!!!'''
* His reaction to Myu-Myu's mother being a gorilla.
-->'''Phelous''': A gorilla is his mother? How did they... [[NoJustNoReaction No. Nope, nope, nope, no, no.]] *cuts to flash animation of panther and gorilla having sex* '''NO!'''
* Phelous talking about the [[InfoDump exposition-spewing rodents]]:
-->'''Rodent Thing''': And [[{{Blooper}} it was the...animals owed]] it to little Robin's cleverness that they could cheat and drive away the panther.
-->'''Phelous''': Wait, it was the animals owed it to little Robin's cleverness that they could cheat? [[DesignatedHero What fucking assholes!]] (deadpan) Panther got cheated, yo.



[[folder: Roller Samurai Vampire Slayers]]
* Instead of a review, Phelous and [[ObscurusLupa Lupa]] work together on making a deliberately bad movie of their own, ''[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Roller Samurai Vampire Slayers]]'', which stars the couple as a crack pair of... well, ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. Sorta. Kinda. Almost.
** Several parts are highly amusing, but the best is when Phelous' character (who's a vampire in disguise) monologues about his past to himself, hoping that his KnightTemplar partner (played by Lupa) won't find him out. Unfortunately, he was talking aloud instead of thinking... and Lupa was right next to him.
*** This scene also allows Phelous to insert unused excerpts of ''Mortal Komedy''.

to:

[[folder: Roller Samurai Vampire Slayers]]
Beauty and the Beast (Golden Films version)]]
* Instead of a review, The [[JumpScare jump scare]] at the beginning:
-->[[spoiler:'''The King:''' My God! [[JuOn Uuuuuuuhhhhh!!!]]]]
* [[OffModel MINI DAD!!!]]
*
Phelous deciding that the dad in this version is too boring, so he possesses him with spirit of "Old Man" from the Good Times version.
-->'''Phelous!Dad(with the Old Man's voice''': Beauty, were you smoking again? I'm afraid I'll have to let in the storm to teach you a lesson!
* Pretty much any time Phelous mentions the [[SoundtrackDissonance haphazardly added]] [[Music/PyotrIlyichTchaikovsky classical music.]]
-->'''Phelous!Dad(with the Old Man's voice''': Also, we need to make it back [[Theatre/SwanLake before Beauty turns into a swan]].
* After absolutely ''no'' chemistry between Beauty
and [[ObscurusLupa Lupa]] work together on the Beast:
-->'''Beast:''' But know this: if you do not return in one week's time, by the first snowfall, then I will die of a broken heart.
-->'''Phelous!Beauty:''' Wow, that sounds wonderful! Do you really mean it?
-->'''Phelous!Beast:''' Fuck, we really haven't had ''any'' moments yet, have we? Just come back, dammit, I need someone to yell at or I'll die.
-->'''Phelous!Beauty:''' Sounds worth it!
* "Mustache-enezer, for your crimes against humanity, particularly those four daughters, you have been sentenced to death!" *cue a fire effect over the dad with Phelous
making a deliberately bad movie of their own, ''[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Roller Samurai Vampire Slayers]]'', which stars the couple as a crack pair of... well, ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. Sorta. Kinda. Almost.
** Several parts are highly amusing, but the best is when
painful crying sounds*
*
Phelous' character (who's a vampire in disguise) monologues about his past shocked, jaw-drop reaction to himself, hoping the backstory of the three "comic relief" ghosts [[spoiler: being people that the Beast as a prince let starve to death, and are now cursed for no reason to be stuck in limbo until they help the guy who killed them break his KnightTemplar partner (played by Lupa) won't find him out. Unfortunately, he was talking aloud instead of thinking... and Lupa was right next to him.
*** This scene also allows Phelous to insert unused excerpts of ''Mortal Komedy''.
own curse]].



[[folder: Child's Play 2]]
* When Andy asks if he'll see his mother again:
-->'''Phelous''': Let me check [=IMDB=], honey. *checks Catherine Hicks' [=IMDB=] page* Nope. Your mom doesn't love you and she's never coming back.
* Critic's shit-eating grin after LampshadeHanging his video's recent mid-rolls.
* The BrickJoke reference to Catherine Hicks' role in ''Star Trek IV''.
-->'''Phelous''': What, was she too busy with her precious ''Star Trek'' at the time?
-->'''Critic''': Oh, so ''now'' you remember she was in ''Star Trek IV''. Well, no-- this is long after the ''Star Trek'' movie.
-->'''Phelous''': Really? I thought ''[[Film/HomewardBoundTheIncredibleJourney Homeward Bound]]'' came out after this.
-->'''Critic''': ...who are you?!
* When Chucky smashes Tommy's face in and buries him under the swing. Phelous thinks it's the greatest encounter in the film, ''bar none''.
* The Critic and Phelous swapping bodies at the end...[[spoiler:except it doesn't really work, but the Critic just keeps going on as if he's Phelous anyway, practically making fun of him. The icing on the cake goes to him interrupting the end of the Channel Awesome jingle by screaming the last notes.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Critic''': *laughs* You should be the one doing this imitation, he sounds more like you!]]

to:

[[folder: Child's Play 2]]
Foodfight!]]
* When Andy asks if he'll see his mother again:
-->'''Phelous''': Let me check [=IMDB=], honey. *checks Catherine Hicks' [=IMDB=] page* Nope. Your mom doesn't love you
The entire episode is one long CMOF for snarky, meta and she's non-sequitur tastes.
* After describing the TroubledProduction, Brad mentions how he has to go to [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara's]] and "not flush."
* Mr. Leonard and Kaptain Krispy having a funeral for the stepped-on bag of chips.
** Hell, everything regarding the two treating stepping on a bag of chips as SeriousBusiness.
-->'''Mr.Clipboard:''' [[MemeticMutation "Survival of the fittest, LEONAAAAAHARD!"]]
-->'''Brad!Mr.Leonard:''' "That bag of chips was my only child!"
-->'''Phelous!Mr.Clipboard:''' "Get a life, LEONAAAAAHARD!"
** In a fake ending, they imagine Mr. Leonard [[DrivenToSuicide committing suicide]], then the credits rolling.
-->'''Brad!Mr. Leonard''': My life was
never coming back.
* Critic's shit-eating grin after LampshadeHanging his video's recent mid-rolls.
* The BrickJoke reference to Catherine Hicks' role in ''Star Trek IV''.
-->'''Phelous''': What,
the same that day. Joy was she too busy with her precious ''Star Trek'' at the time?
-->'''Critic''': Oh, so ''now'' you remember she was in ''Star Trek IV''. Well, no-- this is long after the ''Star Trek'' movie.
-->'''Phelous''': Really? I thought ''[[Film/HomewardBoundTheIncredibleJourney Homeward Bound]]'' came out after this.
-->'''Critic''': ...who are you?!
* When Chucky smashes Tommy's face in and buries him under the swing. Phelous thinks it's the greatest encounter
gone. Tried to find reasons to get up in the film, ''bar none''.
* The Critic and Phelous swapping bodies at the end...[[spoiler:except it doesn't really work, but the Critic just keeps going on as if he's Phelous anyway, practically
morning. All I could think of was that bag of chips.
** On a related note, '''Brad!Mr. Leonard'''
making fun of him. The icing on the cake goes to him interrupting the end a running gag out of the Channel Awesome jingle by screaming tremulously-delivered "I'm an OLD BASTARD..."
* Phelous' incredulous reaction to how
the last notes.icons develop "[[IncrediblyLamePun Rigormoldus]]".
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Mr. Clipboard and everyone at Brand X throwing a pizza party in the aisles.
]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Critic''': *laughs* You should * Phelous and Brad's voiceovers:
-->'''Phelous!Lieutenant X:''' (to Cheasel) "Weasel your way up my ass. You're already lubricated, I see."
-->'''Brad!Cheasel:''' "Speaking of ass, I've got you covered for an emergency bathroom, and a kitten. I'm a sick fuck!"
-->'''Phelous!Lieutenant X:''' "And straws for the felching afterwards!"
-->'''Brad!Cheasel:''' "Oh, okay, uh, you're the sick fuck!"
* Phelous proposing to Brad:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Wow. So beautiful. And this is gonna
be the one doing day I propose as well. (Lupa looks surprised. Holds box of Fruit Brute and looks at Brad. Lupa storms off.) Brad, will you be my partner in a spin-off featuring us as supermarket sleuths?"
-->'''Brad:''' "Oh, wow. I-I never thought
this imitation, day would come. Seriously I didn't because it's stupid. So obviously the answer is yes!"
* "'''''YOU COLD-FARTED ITCH !''''''"
-->'''Lupa''': Cold-farted itch? '''COLD FARTED ITCH'''?? Did
he sounds more like you!]]''really'' just say that?!
-->''[Beat]''
-->'''Brad''' (''singing''): [[MoodWhiplash It's our world! It's our life!]]
-->'''Phelous''' (''singing''): So now I'm a believer!



[[folder: Mortal Komedy]]
* Phelous' April Fool's review of his own ''Mortal Komedy'', from start to finish. You could hardly get any more meta, and Phelous milks the concept for all its worth.

to:

[[folder: Mortal Komedy]]
* Phelous' April Fool's review
Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of his own ''Mortal Komedy'', from the Crust]]
* His response to the Gingerdead Man saying how ridiculous the idea of bringing dolls to life is.
-->'''Phelous:''' "[[ActuallyPrettyFunny An actual joke?]] Get the Hell out of here! We're in the middle of the death of comedy!"
* He realizes that the song at the
start of the movie was a warning, starting with the line "Run, run, run as fast as you can..." He runs away from the room, only to finish. You could hardly return shortly after.
-->'''Phelous:''' "[[LampshadeHanging Running to my kitchen didn't
get any more meta, and Phelous milks the concept for all its worth.me very far]]."



[[folder: Killdozer]]
* [[SpecialEffectsFailure "Once upon a time in space there was a strange red ring thing that created a blue floaty piece of styrofoam which went over to a bouncy ball with the earth painted on it, making some rock on there glow blue for a bit, where it awaits contact with a bulldozer..."]]
* Phelous giving the opening of the movie an 80s-style sitcom edit.
* The goofy voice he gives the Killdozer. "KILLDOZER DOES NOT RUN ON FUEL! KILLDOZER CAN RUN ON HATE!"
* '''[=DeForest=] Kelly''': "You stink... You stink..."
* The battle between Killdozer and Life Crane is NarmCharm of the highest degree, and it is hilarious. One wonders if he wasn't channeling ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight Symphony Of The Night]]'' with that one.
* The numerous spin-offs that the movie had: Shovkill, Killcill, Flushkill, and Amityville 4.

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[[folder: Killdozer]]
Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver]]
* [[SpecialEffectsFailure "Once upon [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Phelous trying to hitch a time in space there was a strange red ring thing ride with all the sense that's departing.]] He even [[LampshadeHanging comments]] that created a blue floaty piece of styrofoam which went over to a bouncy ball with he had [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment no idea what the earth painted on it, making some rock on there glow blue for point of that was.]]
** He tries again immediately after (due to [[spoiler:the Gingerdead Man deciding to film
a bit, where it awaits contact with a bulldozer..."]]
group of people fucking]]), and when he comes back into the room, Phelous [[spoiler:[[ShockingSwerve attacks the camera]]]].
* Phelous giving trying to figure out how to do the opening rest of the movie an 80s-style sitcom edit.
review unconscious, while holding a hammer in his hand.
* His comment on seeing [[VideoGame/TheSimpsons The goofy voice he gives Simpsons arcade game]] in the Killdozer. "KILLDOZER DOES NOT RUN ON FUEL! KILLDOZER CAN RUN ON HATE!"
* '''[=DeForest=] Kelly''': "You stink... You stink..."
*
background.
-->'''Phelous''': "Ooh, they have
The battle between Killdozer and Life Crane Simpsons arcade machine! That was my favorite game from [[AnachronismStew 1976]]!"
* Phelous commenting on how half the film
is NarmCharm just forced close-ups of the highest degree, and it is hilarious. One wonders if he wasn't channeling ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight Symphony Of The Night]]'' Gingerdead Man saying what he's gonna do next.
** "[[{{Narm}} I'm gonna lock a door!]]"
** "[[SpecialEffectsFailure I'm gonna do another terrible CGI shot!]]"
** "[[TakeThat I'm gonna learn how to write
with that one.
* The numerous spin-offs that
the movie had: Shovkill, Killcill, Flushkill, and Amityville 4.slightest bit of intelligence!]] [[TheyJustDidntCare Just kidding!]]"[[note]]For context, the Gingerdead Man in this film is voiced by one of the movie's writers.[[/note]]



[[folder: Amityville 4]]
* Phelous's glosses over previous Amityville sequels (though he mentions that the house blew up in both films and somehow got better) because this is the one he's been waiting for; why? '''"EVIL FUCKING LAMP"'''. The movie's absurd enough with having a haunted lamp as the villain, but he makes it even sillier; giving the lamp dialogue.
* ''Every times'' Phelous [[GagDub gives dialogues to the Lamp]]:
-->"[[IncomingHam I AM THE FACE OF THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP]]!"
-->"[[EvilLaugh YERHAA!]] I am the ULTIMATE POWER! NOTHING CAN'T STOP THE LAMP! .... [[WeaksauceWeakness except a yard sell]]. [[OhCrap Damn it!]]"
-->"Don't laugh at me! I AM EVIL INCARNATE IN A LIGHT UP ROOM, DAMN IT!!"
-->"Hey! Put me down, damn it! I am the ultimate evil power! FEEEL MY WRATH! THE WRATH OF LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!"
** Especially hilarious are the exchanges it has with the cat:
--->'''Evil Lamp''': "What do you think YOU are doing, cat?"
--->'''Cat''': "[[BlatantLies Eee.... nothing.]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I wasn't gonna eat that bird or anything...]]"
--->'''Evil Lamp''': "THE BIIIIIRRRRD IS MIIIINE! AHAHAHAHA!"
--->'''Cat''': "Eeee, whatever; it would have been a lot of effort to get into that cage, anyway..."
* The scene with the little girl believing the lamp is her father. Cue her mother taking her away:
-->"I don't like the insinuation that I screwed a lamp! You are grounded!"
* At one point we see the girl's room trashed, with crayon scribbles on the wall. This leads to an imagine spot of the lamp, holding crayons, walking into the room. ''"Ahahahaha! No one will suspect the lamp drew on the wall with crayon! No one suspects the laaaamp, haha!"''
* ''Riiing'' "Collect call from '''EVIL LAMP'''. Will you accept the charges?"

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[[folder: Amityville 4]]
Cricket on the Hearth]]
* Phelous's glosses over previous Amityville sequels (though Every gag playing on how much [[{{Jerkass}} Cricket Crocket]] is awful, as well as how "lucky" he mentions really is.
* The moment when a doll winds up [[RuleOfSymbolism without a painted pair of eyes]] and Phelous overlays the [[SilentHill Otherworld transition cue]].
* Phelous making another offscreen gunshot gag... only for the exact same thing to happen for real later in the cartoon while Phelous swears [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer
that it actually happened]] and [[NotMeThisTime he didn't add it in]].
* Old Man from Good Times' Beauty and
the house blew up in both films Beast coming to live with the family.
* The cops from Dr. Jekyll
and somehow got better) because this is the one Mr. Hyde show up to arrest Caleb.
-->'''Cop 1:''' Oi!
he's been waiting for; why? '''"EVIL FUCKING LAMP"'''. The movie's absurd enough talking to a bloody cricket, he is!\\
'''Cop 2:''' We'll have to lock him up for everyone's safety!
** They appear again during one of the song sequences.
--->'''Cop 1:''' Oi! Defacing Royal Naval property?!? You shall walk the plank, sir!
* "'Ello, sir, you want to move in
with having a haunted lamp as me and the villain, missus?"
* "The service at the Money Lender is fine,
but he makes it even sillier; giving it's the lamp dialogue.
* ''Every times'' Phelous [[GagDub gives dialogues to the Lamp]]:
-->"[[IncomingHam I AM THE FACE OF THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP]]!"
-->"[[EvilLaugh YERHAA!]] I am the ULTIMATE POWER! NOTHING CAN'T STOP THE LAMP! .... [[WeaksauceWeakness except a yard sell]]. [[OhCrap Damn it!]]"
-->"Don't laugh at me! I AM EVIL INCARNATE IN A LIGHT UP ROOM, DAMN IT!!"
-->"Hey! Put me down, damn it! I am the ultimate
evil power! FEEEL MY WRATH! THE WRATH OF LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!"
** Especially hilarious are the exchanges it has with the cat:
--->'''Evil Lamp''': "What do you think YOU are doing, cat?"
--->'''Cat''': "[[BlatantLies Eee.... nothing.]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I wasn't gonna eat
laughing that bird or anything...]]"
--->'''Evil Lamp''': "THE BIIIIIRRRRD IS MIIIINE! AHAHAHAHA!"
--->'''Cat''': "Eeee, whatever; it would have been a lot of effort to get into that cage, anyway...
keeps me coming back."
* Phelous' utter bewilderment of a [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment sexy cat singing in an animal nightclub.]]
* The scene with the little girl believing the lamp is her father. Cue her mother taking her away:
-->"I don't like the insinuation that I screwed a lamp! You are grounded!"
* At one point we see the girl's room trashed, with crayon scribbles on the wall. This leads to an imagine spot of the lamp, holding crayons, walking into the room. ''"Ahahahaha! No one will suspect the lamp drew on the wall with crayon! No one suspects the laaaamp, haha!"''
* ''Riiing'' "Collect call
entire Quantum Leap sketch featuring Aladdin, Paige, and Wordsworth from '''EVIL LAMP'''. Will you accept the charges?"Aladdin And The Adventure Of All Time.



[[folder: Man's Best Friend]]
* Phelous completely losing it during his review of ''Film/MansBestFriend'' during the scene where [[SpecialEffectsFailure Max swallows a cat whole.]]
* His utter bafflement over the "Dog-Rape Scene".
* When "Yellow Eyes" tries to give rat poison to Max:
-->'''Phelous!Max''': You made a huge mistake, fellah! Everyone knows rat poison goes horribly with mailman! Rat poison only goes well with annoying parrot! (attacks the parrot)
-->'''Phelous''': Well, at least that parrot wasn't [[Film/AmityvilleTheEvilEscapes roasted alive by a lamp!]]
* "PISSALITY!"
* The exchange between the Puppy and Max:
-->'''Phelous!Puppy''': [[WesternAnimation/PoundPuppiesAndTheLegendOfBigPaw You gotta use your Puppy Power, Max!]]
-->'''Phelous!Max''': I FUCKIN' HATE PUPPY POWER! I'LL KILL YOU!
* Phelous pointing out the villain being killed by a puppy has to be the most embarrassing death ever. Cue a shot of his tombstone reading "Android Heriksen: He survived the killer dog but then a puppy killed him".

to:

[[folder: Man's Best Friend]]
Mortal Kombat: Konquest]]
* Phelous completely losing it during his review of ''Film/MansBestFriend'' during [[RunningGag "Quan Chi as Siro the scene where [[SpecialEffectsFailure Max swallows a cat whole.]]
* His utter bafflement over the "Dog-Rape Scene".
* When "Yellow Eyes" tries to give rat poison to Max:
-->'''Phelous!Max''': You made a huge mistake, fellah! Everyone knows rat poison goes horribly with mailman! Rat poison only goes well with annoying parrot! (attacks the parrot)
-->'''Phelous''': Well, at least that parrot wasn't [[Film/AmityvilleTheEvilEscapes roasted alive by a lamp!]]
* "PISSALITY!"
* The exchange between the Puppy and Max:
-->'''Phelous!Puppy''': [[WesternAnimation/PoundPuppiesAndTheLegendOfBigPaw You gotta use your Puppy Power, Max!]]
-->'''Phelous!Max''': I FUCKIN' HATE PUPPY POWER! I'LL KILL YOU!
* Phelous pointing out the villain being killed by a puppy has to be the most embarrassing death ever. Cue a shot of his tombstone reading "Android Heriksen: He survived the killer dog but then a puppy killed him".
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhest Mortal Kombat Characterrr]]



[[folder: Aladdin]]
* ''Aladdin'' has several, from the fakeout in which Phelous reveals this isn't the Disney ''Aladdin'' to Phelous mimicking the villain's ("Jafart") poorly animated movements.
* The various ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'' jokes in the ''Shredder'' review (the male lead being Aladdin's voice actor).
-->'''Aladdin:''' "You, the world's oldest living virgin?"\\
'''Jafar:''' "I'm saving myself!"\\
'''Aladdin:''' "Yeah, for a farm animal."\\
''*Iago freaks out*''
* He plays a scene unedited which skips about and cuts randomly due to the poor nature of the film transfer, leading to:
-->'''Phelous''': '''*Calmly*''' Could be a ''LITTLE'' less awk '''*Cut, suddenly raging*''' '''''HELL'S GOING ON HERE?!?!'''''
* When Aladdin's mother frees the genie from the lamp and she faints:
-->'''Genie!Phelous''': I have struck your mother dead, boy. That's a free bonus.

to:

[[folder: Aladdin]]
* ''Aladdin'' has several, from the fakeout in which Phelous reveals this isn't the Disney ''Aladdin'' to Phelous mimicking the villain's ("Jafart") poorly animated movements.
[[folder:The True Story of Puss 'n Boots]]
* The various ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'' jokes in the ''Shredder'' review (the male lead being Aladdin's voice actor).
-->'''Aladdin:''' "You, the world's oldest living virgin?"\\
'''Jafar:''' "I'm saving myself!"\\
'''Aladdin:''' "Yeah, for a farm animal."\\
''*Iago freaks out*''
* He plays a scene unedited which skips about and cuts randomly due to the poor nature
start of the film transfer, leading to:
-->'''Phelous''': '''*Calmly*''' Could be a ''LITTLE'' less awk '''*Cut, suddenly raging*''' '''''HELL'S GOING ON HERE?!?!'''''
* When Aladdin's mother frees the genie from the lamp
movie.
-->'''Narrator:''' "I witnessed an incredible story, one I've decided to tell to children young
and she faints:
-->'''Genie!Phelous''': I have struck your mother dead, boy. That's a free bonus.
old."
-->'''Phelous!Narrator:''' "And that's why I'm currently serving 5 life sentences."



[[folder: Blood Rayne]]
* The [[VampireHunter Briemstone Society members]] are so emotionless and bored-looking no matter what they say or do, Phelous keeps referring to them as the "No Shit Society".
* When Kagan is about to absorb the heart to allow him to become a DaywalkingVampire:
-->'''Kagan''': Prepare to witness the beginning of a new era.
-->'''Phelous''': Yeah, a ''single'' vampire will be able to walk in the sunlight, now! [[SarcasmMode New era]]!

to:

[[folder: Blood Rayne]]

[[folder:Dragon Ball: The Path To Power]]
* RunningGag of inserting the infamous NeverSayDie edits from the Ocean Dub of DBZ whenever a character dies.
* The [[VampireHunter Briemstone Society members]] are so emotionless and bored-looking no matter what they say or do, Phelous keeps referring to them as shots at [[Anime/DragonBallGT Dragon Ball GT]] he made throughout the "No Shit Society".
review.
* When Kagan is "[[ButtMonkey YAMCHA]] THE MOST [[Series/MortalKombatConquest SIRO]] DRAGON BALL Z CHARACTER!"
* '''Goku''':"What do I care
about to absorb the heart to allow him to become a DaywalkingVampire:
-->'''Kagan''': Prepare to witness the beginning of a new era.
seeing your dirty old fanny?"
-->'''Phelous''': Yeah, a ''single'' vampire will be able to walk in the sunlight, now! [[SarcasmMode New era]]!''Fanny''?! Goku, you realize you can't say that! In England! Therefore you can't say it anywhere! Besides, over there it means [[CurseCutShort cun--]]



[[folder: Blood Rayne 2]]
* Phelous mocking the fact that Rayne apparently has a gift to cause people who team up with her to die.
* This scene from his ''[[Film/BloodRayne BloodRayne 2]]'' review:
-->'''Phelous''' (referring to an annoying reporter character he doesn't like): "Please kill him!!"
--> ''(A picture of the character appears with the words "He doesn't die", followed by Phelous singing "Doodly Derpy Derp DOOP DOOP DOOP" like Kermit the Frog.'')
--> '''Phelous''': *cries*
* "Soooo, Billy the Kid and kids.... yeaaaaaah, don't vampires have laws against this too?"
** Which leads to this line when Billy flirts with Rayne:
-->"Funny, I didn't think she was your type, Pedi the Kid!"
* The multiple times Phelous mocks Billy's absolutely ridiculous plan:
-->"This plan is about as smart as something Billy the Kid would come up with himself! ({{Beat}}) So yeah, maybe it ''would'' work on him."
-->"That gatling gun was set up by the vampires! Did ''they'' load it with garlic holy water bullets?! This seems like a really stupid plan! ({{Beat}}) Must have been Billy's."

to:

[[folder: Blood Rayne 2]]
* Phelous mocking the fact that Rayne apparently has a gift to cause people who team up with her to die.
* This scene from his ''[[Film/BloodRayne BloodRayne 2]]'' review:
-->'''Phelous''' (referring to an annoying reporter character he doesn't like): "Please kill him!!"
--> ''(A picture
[[folder:Planet of the character appears with Turtloids]]
* "Stop [[BreakingtheFourthWall breaking
the words "He doesn't die", followed by Phelous singing "Doodly Derpy Derp DOOP DOOP DOOP" like Kermit the Frog.'')
--> '''Phelous''': *cries*
* "Soooo, Billy the Kid and kids.... yeaaaaaah, don't vampires have laws against this too?"
** Which leads to this line
fourth wall]], [[DamselInDistress April]], it's only funny when Billy flirts with Rayne:
-->"Funny, I didn't think she was your type, Pedi the Kid!"
* The multiple times Phelous mocks Billy's absolutely ridiculous plan:
-->"This plan is about as smart as something Billy the Kid would come up with himself! ({{Beat}}) So yeah, maybe it ''would'' work on him.
Raphael does it."
-->"That gatling gun was set up by ** And then, three seconds later: "[[LogicBomb Stop breaking the vampires! Did ''they'' load it with garlic holy water bullets?! This seems like a really stupid plan! ({{Beat}}) Must have been Billy's."
fourth wall, Raphael, it's only funny when April does it.]]"



[[folder: Blubberella]]
* ''Blubberella'':
-->'''Creator/ClintHoward''': "Well, fuck my donkey."
-->(Both the original Creator/ClintHoward's lines and Phelous' imitations are hysterical.)

to:

[[folder: Blubberella]]
[[folder:Dragon Ball Z: Top 15 Funniest Alternations & Censoring]]
* ''Blubberella'':
-->'''Creator/ClintHoward''': "Well, fuck my donkey.
"And here's [[BlackComedy the cherry on top of the evacuation]] [[{{Pun}} sundae.]]
* "We could handle main character's getting 'Next Dimensioned', but random people? They just escaped on their parachutes, because it's Sunday.
"
-->(Both * After the original Creator/ClintHoward's lines and Phelous' imitations are hysterical.)credits
--> '''Nappa''' "Vegeta! what does the scouter say about his power level?"
--> '''Phelous!Vegeta''' "Too bad it's sunday! I would've said an [[Main/DiscreditedMeme overused meme]] tomorrow."
* ''(deadpan)'' "Trigger warning, guys: tears. Oops, was too late on that one."



[[folder: In the Name of the King]]
* His review of ''Film/InTheNameOfTheKing'' involves a lot of his jokes being puns based off of Lord of the Rings. And they're all hilarious.

to:

[[folder: In [[folder:Alice in Wonderland]]
* The second time Alice visits
the Name of hallway with the King]]
* His review of ''Film/InTheNameOfTheKing'' involves a lot of his jokes being puns based off of Lord of
doors, the Rings. And they're all hilarious.movie recycles so much animation from earlier, that Phelous fabricates a scenario of her getting trapped in a GroundhogDayLoop.
* Four words: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q2MGA8qB18 Old Man in Wonderland]].
* Phelous's reaction to seeing a cartoon caterpillar that looks freakishly like himself. "Well... I always wondered what ''I'' would look like as a high-as-fuck caterpillar."



[[folder: Child's Play 3]]
* [[HypocriticalHumor The Nostalgia Critic calling Phelous' life a disaster and laughing at him]]. Depending on if this takes place before or after ''ScoobyDoo'', could also be HarsherInHindsight.
* Phelous finally explaining how reviewers in two different places can possibly communicate with one another... which deeply freaks out Critic (and possibly the audience).
* After Critic states he never does meta jokes, he realizes he has Doug Walker's wedding ring on and tries to hide it.
* Remembering the Good Guy CEO's quote from the last review, Critic and Phelous proceed to call him "Mr. Shove-It-Up-Your-Ass."
* This time, Phelous banishes Casper [[spoiler:to the toilet]]. At the end, the Critic goes to use it, [[spoiler:forgetting Casper was banished there]].
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext MY LIFE IS AN ENDLESS DISAPPOINTMENT]]
* The return of "I have a date with a six-year-old boy."
* This line:
-->'''Chucky''' (on seeing Andy making out with the film's love interest): "Man, I really gotta get out of this body!"
-->'''Phelous!Chucky''': [[FoeYay "Then I can be the one kissing Andy."]]
-->''Cut to an ImagineSpot of Charles Lee Ray kissing Andy''
* [[UrineTrouble Yellow liquid]] running in front of an image of Harold Whitehurst after he sacrifices himself.
* "This means war." (Chucky then pops out of a WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes drum.)
* Mr. Explainy-Pants explaining the joke about random deaths being funny or not...[[spoiler:then getting shot by the Critic and saying that the joke was irony.]]

to:

[[folder: Child's Play 3]]
* [[HypocriticalHumor
[[folder:Rudolph The Nostalgia Critic calling Phelous' life a disaster Red Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys]]
* When Hermie
and laughing at him]]. Depending on if this takes place before or after ''ScoobyDoo'', could also be HarsherInHindsight.
*
Rudolph are crossing a lake, Phelous finally explaining how reviewers in two different places can possibly communicate with one another... which deeply freaks out Critic (and possibly jokingly suggests this actually is the audience).
* After Critic states he never does meta jokes, he realizes he has Doug Walker's wedding ring on
Styx, and tries will lead to hide it.
* Remembering the Good Guy CEO's quote from the last review, Critic and Phelous proceed
his favourite movie: [[Film/JasonGoesToHellTheFinalFriday Rudolph Goes to call him "Mr. Shove-It-Up-Your-Ass.Hell]]. Which will then lead to [[Film/FreddyVsJason Rudolph Vs Frosty]].
-->"[[Film/AlienVsPredator Whoever wins...]] we'll forget.
"
* This time, Phelous banishes Casper [[spoiler:to "Hermie banged the toilet]]. At the end, the Critic goes to use it, [[spoiler:forgetting Casper was banished there]].
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext MY LIFE IS AN ENDLESS DISAPPOINTMENT]]
* The return of "I have a date with a six-year-old boy."
* This line:
-->'''Chucky''' (on seeing Andy making out with the film's love interest): "Man, I really gotta get out of this body!"
-->'''Phelous!Chucky''': [[FoeYay "Then I can be the one kissing Andy."]]
-->''Cut to an ImagineSpot of Charles Lee Ray kissing Andy''
* [[UrineTrouble Yellow liquid]] running in front of an image of Harold Whitehurst after he sacrifices himself.
* "This means war." (Chucky then pops out of a WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes drum.)
* Mr. Explainy-Pants explaining the joke about random deaths being funny or not...[[spoiler:then getting shot by the Critic and saying that the joke was irony.]]
Tooth Fairy. Never forget."



[[folder: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Action Figures]]
* His review of the deluxe 1987 ''TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' action figures; which doubles as a massive TakeThat to the Irate the 80s subseries from TheIrateGamer, copying mannerisms, review styles, bad economic logic, and rating the figures a [[SoOkayItsAverage Nostalgic Okay]].

to:

[[folder: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Action Figures]]
* His review
[[folder:Magic Gift of the deluxe 1987 ''TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' action figures; which doubles Snowman]]
* When Landon reveals the snowman to his sister:
-->'''Phelous!Emery:''' Wow! Thank you for the personal creeper outside my window.\\
'''Phelous!Landon:''' Oh don't worry, Em, he's just going to watch '''[[EvilSoundsDeep EVERYTHING YOU DO!]]'''
* Phelous notes just how silly the "If she can make it to Christmas" diagnosis is, so he has the parents seek a second opinion. And ''who'' do they consult, you ask...?
-->'''[[EnsembleDarkhorse Old Man]]:''' [[RunningGag Your daughter got all wet from the snow! She's completely useless now!]]\\
'''Phelous!Dad:''' ...Oh, alright, we'll go with the "magical Christmas" diagnosis.
* His reactions to unsettling things in the film such
as the UnfortunateImplications of the power the princess' smile holds, Snowden being a massive TakeThat {{Jerkass}} to the Irate kids, the 80s subseries from TheIrateGamer, copying mannerisms, review styles, bad economic logic, villain being modeled off of [[Series/TalesFromTheCrypt the Crypt Keeper]] and rating who ''burns to death'' in the figures a [[SoOkayItsAverage Nostalgic Okay]].end.
-->'''Phelous:''' Half the time I went to write horrible responses for Snowden to say for this review, he would straight-up say them in the movie anyway!
* Phelous' reaction to hearing that [[BigBad the Charlatan]] snuck into Princess Electra's room at night and stole her smile.
-->'''Phelous:''' [[OhCrap Oh, shit]]. I don't think I'm gonna like [[{{Squick}} how he makes her]] [[MemeticMolester lose her smile...]]''([[RunningGag Rape]] [[BlackComedyRape Horn]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice plays]])''



[[folder: Halloweenie Series 2012]]
* [[StylisticSuck His reviews as "Halloweenie"]]. ''Everything''. From the fake skull "mask", to the skull on his desk wearing a baseball hat and glasses (no doubt a reference to [[https://twitter.com/Phelous/status/247484004729769985/photo/1 this]] picture he posted on Twitter), to the [[LargeHam hamminess]], to the SpecialEffectsFailure, to the intentionally shoddy editing, and to the horrible "jokes".
-->'''Halloweenie''': They FUNSIZED my pumpkiiin! I'm lying, it's an orange. I don't know how to carve a pump- (straight to next cut)
-->'''Halloweenie''': For years we've been sold on these mini lies with the lie fun-size. Well, do you know what's fun to me? Killing pe- More Candy!

to:

[[folder: Halloweenie Series 2012]]
[[folder:Dinosaur Adventure]]
* [[StylisticSuck His reviews as "Halloweenie"]]. ''Everything''. From Him pointing out the fake skull "mask", to kid unfriendly dialogue with Tio's father and Robin's father.
-->'''Robin's father''': My God!\\
'''Tio's father''': What
the skull on his desk wearing a baseball hat and glasses (no doubt a reference to [[https://twitter.com/Phelous/status/247484004729769985/photo/1 this]] picture he posted on Twitter), to ''[[PrecisionFStrike hell]]''?!
* Everything involving [[EnsembleDarkhorse Oro,]] especially
the [[LargeHam hamminess]], "science will make us fly" scene:
-->'''Oro''': You're as stupid as you always were!\\
'''Phelous''': Yikes! If you're getting called stupid by ''[[UncannyValley this]]'' face, you better rethink your life.\\
'''Oro''': Science has made progress! One day, we'll all be able
to fly!\\
'''Phelous''': That's ''not'' how science works!\\
'''Phelous!Oro''': (''hovering through
the SpecialEffectsFailure, to the intentionally shoddy editing, and to the horrible "jokes".
-->'''Halloweenie''': They FUNSIZED my pumpkiiin!
air'') I'm lying, it's an orange. I don't know how flyyyyyiiiiinnng! ''SCIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNCE!''
* His reaction
to carve a pump- (straight to next cut)
-->'''Halloweenie''': For years we've been sold on these mini lies with
the lie fun-size. Well, do you know what's fun discovery of Tio II. He points out the obvious cruelty of Tio's parents just not bothering to me? Killing pe- More Candy!look for their son and just had another son named after the first one.
--> '''Phelous''': Holy shit, their parents are horrible! [[CrossesTheLineTwice I love it!]]
* '''[[CallBack SCENE-INTERRUPTING ANKYLOSAURUS!!!]]'''
* "And everything was perfect in Damn Hell Valley... [[HappyEndingOverride until the ice age two days later."]]
-->'''The Lion King''': [[RunningGag My God!]]



[[folder: Rob Zombie's Halloween 2]]
* ''"Did you just talked? No! I don't want to hear another word from you. And I sure hope it doesn't happen again!" *Winks*''
* ''"Besides this is not a remake. This is an original... Pile of Crap."''
* The first dialog between Child!Michael and his mom.
--> '''Phelous!Child!Michael''': I just feel a little sick after my [[TheOtherDarrin actor change]]. Did we really need more scenes of me?
--> '''Phelous!Rob Zombie's wife''': Of course we did, honey. We need to bring up the stupid [[AnimalMotifs white horse]] shit, because my ghost is gonna show up with one all the time, and it symbolizes stuff, so it's got meaning and shit. Clever, right?
--> '''Phelous''': ''*Completely deadpan*'' No.
* ''"I died so you don't have to~!"''
* The conversation between Laurie and the psychiatrist:
--> '''Psychiatrist''': Laurie, they never found his body.
--> '''Laurie''': So?
--> '''Phelous!Psychiatrist''': There's no reason to be calm, Laurie. He's still out there. He's going to kill you! You need to panic right now!!
* The scene where Loomis complaints about an old picture of "Old Loomis"... said photo is Donald Pleasence's.
* Loomis declaring Michael Myers is Dead, spelling it "D-E-E-D".
--> '''Phelous''': And we do see in fact Michael Myers IS fucking ''"Deed"'', as the Brawny man replaced him.
* His reaction at Michael [[FanDisservice revealing his leg through a slit in a tunic]], after the line of [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow "A Chick dressing as a Dude who wants to be a Chick"]].
* The face Phelous makes when Michael Myers "talks" (more like makes a subtitle appearing with sparkly sounds) in his Halloween remake review has to be seen to be believed.
* To illustrate how Laurie [[TookALevelInJerkass has become an obnoxious jerk]] in this sequel, he plays a montage of her more awful moments. It also just so happens to have the "Dog Ending" theme from ''VideoGame/SilentHill2'' playing over it.

to:

[[folder: Rob Zombie's Halloween 2]]
[[folder:The Countryside Bears]]
* ''"Did you The triumphant return of Scene-Interrupting Bear.
* At one point, the creepy stalker crow from ''Dinosaur Adventure'' makes an appearance in the background, causing this to happen:
--> '''Phelous!Lion King''': [[CatchPhrase MY GOD!]] A SPY! ''(eats the crow)''
* When the baby kangaroo is picked up by the wind:
-->'''Phelous!Wabuu''': Well, she's dead. Let's go!
** "This, of course, is
just talked? No! I don't want one of those freak forest winds that can pick up a kangaroo but manages to hear another word from you. And I sure hope it not really disturb the trees. Weird, right? [[SarcasmMode It's almost like Dingo doesn't happen again!" *Winks*''
* ''"Besides this
actually animate their stock backgrounds or something."]]
** Which
is not followed up with a remake. This is an original... Pile of Crap."''
cameo by Oro from ''Dinosaur Adventure'':
--->'''Phelous!Oro''': I ''told'' you science was making progress to make us all fly! (''flies past the kangaroo'') ''[[CallBack SCIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNCE!]]''
* The first dialog between Child!Michael and his mom.
One the bears complains how nobody will care if he gets wet, thus prompting....
--> '''Phelous!Child!Michael''': '''Old Man''': I just feel a little sick after my [[TheOtherDarrin actor change]]. Did we really need more scenes of me?
--> '''Phelous!Rob Zombie's wife''': Of course we did, honey. We need to bring up
hope that bear ''does'' get wet in the stupid [[AnimalMotifs white horse]] shit, future, [[RunningGag because my ghost that will mean...]] [[spoiler: [[SubvertedTrope that I was expected!]] [[ExtremeOmnivore *eats Grumpy*]] Ha! fooled you guys on that one!]]
* Phelous' JawDrop after Wabuu
is gonna show called a [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids child murderer.]]
* Phelous almost gives
up with one all on the time, and it symbolizes stuff, so it's got meaning and shit. Clever, right?
--> '''Phelous''': ''*Completely deadpan*'' No.
* ''"I died so you don't have to~!"''
* The conversation between Laurie and the psychiatrist:
--> '''Psychiatrist''': Laurie, they never found his body.
--> '''Laurie''': So?
--> '''Phelous!Psychiatrist''': There's no reason to be calm, Laurie. He's still out there. He's going to kill you! You need to panic right now!!
* The scene where Loomis complaints about an old picture of "Old Loomis"... said photo is Donald Pleasence's.
* Loomis declaring Michael Myers is Dead, spelling it "D-E-E-D".
--> '''Phelous''': And we do see in fact Michael Myers IS fucking ''"Deed"'', as the Brawny man replaced him.
* His reaction at Michael [[FanDisservice revealing his leg through a slit in a tunic]],
movie after the very first line of [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow "A Chick dressing as a Dude who wants to be a Chick"]].
* The face Phelous makes when Michael Myers "talks" (more like makes a subtitle appearing with sparkly sounds) in his Halloween remake review has to be seen to be believed.
* To illustrate how Laurie [[TookALevelInJerkass has become an obnoxious jerk]] in this sequel, he plays a montage of her more awful moments. It also just so happens to have the "Dog Ending" theme from ''VideoGame/SilentHill2'' playing over it.
dialogue is "[[AccidentalInnuendo Hello]], [[UnfortunateNames Wiener]]."



[[folder: Halloween 6]]
* From his ''Halloween 6'' review: [[spoiler: Michael Myers IS ''Film/{{Pumaman}}''!]]
* Also in the same review, Phelous's horrified reaction to [[spoiler:[[{{Squick}} Michael Myers being the father of his niece's baby.]]]]
** Which is then compounded by Michael's [[EvenEvilHasStandards horrified reaction]] and subsequent frantic (yet still silent) denial.

to:

[[folder: Halloween 6]]
[[folder:The Secret of the Hunchback]]
* From his ''Halloween 6'' review: When Quasimodo tries to explain himself to the priest:
--> ''Quasimodo''': I wanna be, part of their wooooooorld.\\
'''Priest''': ''Stop ripping off the wrong cartoon, ugly''!
* After showing the scene with the doctor taking some kind of medicine, Phelous notes that Notre Dame's health care was the worst.
** And shortly after that:
--> '''Phelous''': Highlights of Quasimodo's life! (beat) [[DeadpanSnarker A pill popping doctor.]]
* [[SarcasmMode "Ah yes, just what the Hunchback of Notre Dame stories were always missing....a protection racket plot.]] But at least Notre Dame finally has a sheriff to bring order to this town of ugly babies."
* This:
-->'''Quasimodo''': Today's Fool's Day!\\
'''Phelous''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yes, I get that feeling already.]]
* Phelous' various comments upon realizing the sheriff "Bearded [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]]" is supposed to be Frollo:
-->'''Phelous''': "[[NewJobAsThePlotDemands Frollo really gets to have a lot of different jobs, doesn't he?]] Frollo was the archdeacon in [[Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the book]], he was a judge in [[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the Disney one]], but now, [[SarcasmMode the greatest Frollo of the all is the Sheriff of Notre Dame!]]"
-->'''Bearded Le Fou''': By order of Lord Frollo, high sheriff of the city of Paris...\\
'''Phelous''': Yes, keep saying it, it sounds dumber every time!
* The "Stupid Surprised Sheriff"
* The fake-out ending:
-->'''Priest''': We can only pray that some day they will see as you really are, Quasimodo.\\
[[AC:But they never did]]\\
[[AC:The End]]
* Frollo promises the bohemians an amnisty, and "maybe more":
-->'''Phelous!Frollo''': Maybe even seven minutes of heaven with [[CallBack Deputy Duck]]!\\
'''Phelous!Bohemian''': Uuuuh... I am not really [[BestialityIsDepraved into that]]... ''(Frollo throws a knife at him)''\\
'''Phelous!Frollo''': [[BerserkButton No-one turns down Deputy Duck!]]
* [[WesternAnimation/FatAlbertAndTheCosbyKids "Hey, hey, HEY!]] I'm a [[PrecisionFStrike muthafucking]] ''gargoyle'', [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!"
* Once Quasimodo's true face is revealed:
-->'''Mah God King''': [[CatchPhrase My god!]] He's less creepy than before! RUUUN!
* When Pierre immediatly figures out that [[CaptainObvious the big, fat bohemian trying to pose as Esmeralda isn't her]]:
-->"PIERRELOCK, THE GREATEST NOTRE DAME DETECTIVE!"
* Playing the Film/PumaMan theme over the scene where
[[spoiler: Michael Myers IS ''Film/{{Pumaman}}''!]]
* Also in the same review, Phelous's horrified reaction to [[spoiler:[[{{Squick}} Michael Myers being the father of his niece's baby.]]]]
** Which is then compounded by Michael's [[EvenEvilHasStandards horrified reaction]]
[[GainaxEnding Quasimodo spontaneously grows wings and subsequent frantic (yet still silent) denial.starts flying]].]]



[[folder: TMNT: Coming Out of Their Shells]]
* Phelous trying to play the guitar with a microphone, failing spectacularly.
-->'''Phelous!Michelangelo:''' [[TakeThat I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!]]
* Pointing out how the stage show basically goes against everything the Turtles learned about the art of the ninja.
-->'''[[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Movie!Splinter]]:''' You must never stop practicing the art of ninja. The art of...invisibility.
-->'''Phelous!Splinter:''' Well, when I said that, I meant "practice the ninjutsu of music!" And by "invisible", I meant "go on fucking stage in front of hundreds of people, and then let yourself be recorded so everyone sees you!"
** And then Phelous follows it up with the Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} doing away with the ghost-hunting business and becoming a band.
* Phelous' long reaction to Splinter's "Skipping Stones" song, before finally using his fingers as a cross in horror.
** And then there's his take on the song by singing about doing his taxes, eating crackers, taking a dump, and then taking a nap.
* "Yes, it is I, [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 Colonel Shrader]], and I ''hate'' reviews!"
* "[[SelfDeprecation This costume is almost on par with]] ''[[SelfDeprecation my]]'' [[SelfDeprecation Shredder, and that's sad.]]"
* Raphael performing "Walk Straight":
-->'''Raphael''': You got to walk (walk straight), Talk (talk straight), be (be straight)
-->'''Phelous''': Whoa, whoa, whoa! People are free to live whatever lifestyle they choose, Turtles!
-->'''Raphael''': I say "walk", you say "walk straight", I say "talk", you say "talk straight". You say whatever the Turtles say.
-->'''Phelous''': Why, you fucking bunch of fascists!
* Phelous parodying the visuals of the "Cowabunga" song with "NO" graphics.
* "But before the Turtles can [[TurtlesForever call Shredder a grade-A meanie]]..."
* ''SHREDDED!''
** This bit when Shredder is insulting the audience:
-->'''Concert!Shredder''': "Cousin? What's the matter, couldn't get a date?
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': She is my date!
-->'''Phelous!Shredder''': Oh, fuck me!
* Shredder's song about how much he hates music causing [[LogicBomb Baxter Stockman's head explode.]]
* Pointing out how Concert!Shredder killed three people in the concert, making him the most incompetent ''and'' competent version of the character simultaneously.
-->'''Phelous''': Hope you're taking notes, Shredder.
-->'''Phelous!Shredder''': If you disguise it under the dumbest plan in the universe you can get away with murder in a children's concert!
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Follow Your]] [[ToiletHumor Fart]].

to:

[[folder: TMNT: Coming Out of Their Shells]]
The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (Golden Films Version)]]
* Phelous trying to play Throughout the guitar with a microphone, failing spectacularly.
-->'''Phelous!Michelangelo:''' [[TakeThat I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!]]
* Pointing out how
review, comparing this version to the stage show basically goes against everything Good Times version - and deciding this one [[UpToEleven is much worse]]. He makes a convincing case.
* After seeing
the Turtles learned about the art film's design of the ninja.
-->'''[[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Movie!Splinter]]:''' You must never stop practicing the art of ninja. The art of...invisibility.
-->'''Phelous!Splinter:''' Well, when
Frollo... [[AdaptationalNameChange oh, I said that, I meant "practice the ninjutsu of music!" And by "invisible", I meant "go on fucking stage in front of hundreds of people, and then let yourself be recorded so everyone sees you!"
** And then Phelous follows it up with the Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} doing away with the ghost-hunting business and becoming a band.
* Phelous' long reaction to Splinter's "Skipping Stones" song, before finally using his fingers as a cross in horror.
** And then there's his take on the song by singing about doing his taxes, eating crackers, taking a dump, and then taking a nap.
* "Yes, it is I, [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 Colonel Shrader]], and I ''hate'' reviews!"
* "[[SelfDeprecation This costume is almost on par with]] ''[[SelfDeprecation my]]'' [[SelfDeprecation Shredder, and that's sad.]]"
* Raphael performing "Walk Straight":
-->'''Raphael''': You got to walk (walk straight), Talk (talk straight), be (be straight)
mean Jean-Claude!]]
-->'''Phelous''': Whoa, whoa, whoa! People Oh wow... [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone I feel bad]] for calling Frollo in Film/TheSecretOfTheHunchback [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]] with facial hair now. [[TheyJustDidntCare This really is just]] [[{{Expy}} Gaston with a curly mustache]]. [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] [[SarcasmMode bravo, Golden Guys!]]
* His laugh at this Quasimodo's InformedDeformity.
-->"[[SarcasmMode The best way to show that he has beauty on the inside is by giving him beauty on the outside]]!"\\
"Oooh, he's so grotesque! He looks like he is ready to join a boys band!"
* When the bats
are free somehow able to live whatever lifestyle communicate with Quasimodo during daytime from Notre-Dame when he is outside during night time leads to Phelous theorizing they choose, Turtles!
-->'''Raphael''': I say "walk", you say "walk straight", I say "talk", you say "talk straight". You say whatever the Turtles say.
are from another dimension.
* "Quasi-Frollo" saying "The party is over, Fellas!" with his accent. Cue Phelous' reaction:
-->'''Phelous''': Why, you Di-did he just say my fucking bunch of fascists!
name?! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
* Phelous parodying "[[CaptainObvious Doing anything against the visuals of the "Cowabunga" song with "NO" graphics.
* "But before the Turtles can [[TurtlesForever call Shredder a grade-A meanie]]..."
* ''SHREDDED!''
** This bit when Shredder
law is insulting the audience:
-->'''Concert!Shredder''': "Cousin? What's the matter, couldn't get a date?
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': She is my date!
-->'''Phelous!Shredder''': Oh, fuck me!
illegal.]]"
* Shredder's song about how much he hates music causing [[LogicBomb Baxter Stockman's head explode.His theory on Quasimodo [[spoiler: becoming handsome.]]
* Pointing -->''Did Esmer-Melody use her magic on him or did he just brush his hair out how Concert!Shredder killed three people in of his eyes and stand up straight? Take your pick, [[{{Asspull}} it's insultingly stupid either way!]]''
* His response to Melody and
the concert, making him Hunchback getting married at the most incompetent ''and'' competent version of the character simultaneously.
end:
-->'''Phelous''': Hope you're taking notes, Shredder.
-->'''Phelous!Shredder''': If you disguise it under
Creator/VictorHugo always intended to have Esmerelda and Quasimodo marry at the dumbest plan in end. He just didn't have the universe you can get away with murder in a children's concert!
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Follow Your]] [[ToiletHumor Fart]].
technology to write it back then.



[[folder: TMNT: Gettin Down in Your Town]]
* From the sequel ''Gettin Down in Your Town'':
-->'''Phelous!Shredder''': (is singing) I love the Technodrome so baaaaaad, it houuuuses everything I love, [[HoYay like Kraaaaang]]- ([[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud immediately stops singing in horror]])
-->'''Phelous''': '''8O'''
* His spot-on impression of Krang.
* Michelangelo loudly announcing Splinter's death... over and over again.
-->'''Michelangelo''': He's dead! Thank you! He's dead! Thank yooouu!
* "Holy shit! [[SpecialEffectFailure Someone put a bullet right between Leo's eyes]]! WHO KILLED LEONARDO??"
** "[[MoodWhiplash Who cares?]]"
* Phelous noticing that Leonardo basically became Raphael 2.0.
-->'''Phelous!Leonardo''': SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL MURDER YOU '''''ALLLLLLLLLLL'''''!!
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': I don't like this concert...
-->'''Phelous!Leonardo''': '''DID I SAY YOU COULD TALK??!!'''
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': (sobbing)
** Then Phelous realizing that Leonardo actually just fucking hates Mikey.
-->'''Phelous!Leo''': I'll never forgive you for [[CallBack fucking me over in Jeopardy]], Michelangelo!
-->'''Phelous!Mikey''': The answer was [[CatchPhrase cowabunga]], dude! I pretty much gave you that!
-->'''Phelous!Leo''': [[WhatAnidiot I don't wanna]] [[NeverMyFault hear it]]!
-->'''Phelous!Don''': Duuudes, we're gonna sort out our ''[[CreativeDifferences issuuuues]]'', we'll be right back!
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': ...[[FlatWhat what]]?

to:

[[folder: TMNT: Gettin Down in Your Town]]
The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (Dingo Pictures Version)]]
* From the sequel ''Gettin Down in Your Town'':
-->'''Phelous!Shredder''': (is singing) I love the Technodrome so baaaaaad, it houuuuses everything I love, [[HoYay like Kraaaaang]]- ([[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud immediately stops singing in horror]])
-->'''Phelous''': '''8O'''
* His spot-on impression of Krang.
* Michelangelo loudly announcing Splinter's death... over and over again.
-->'''Michelangelo''': He's dead! Thank you! He's dead! Thank yooouu!
* "Holy shit! [[SpecialEffectFailure Someone put a bullet right between Leo's eyes]]! WHO KILLED LEONARDO??"
** "[[MoodWhiplash Who cares?]]"
* Phelous noticing
Phelous' shock that Leonardo basically became Raphael 2.0.
-->'''Phelous!Leonardo''': SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL MURDER YOU '''''ALLLLLLLLLLL'''''!!
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': I don't like this concert...
-->'''Phelous!Leonardo''': '''DID I SAY YOU COULD TALK??!!'''
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': (sobbing)
** Then Phelous realizing that Leonardo
of all the versions he has seen of the Hunchback of Notre-Dame, the ''Dingo'' version is the one where Frollo actually just fucking hates Mikey.
-->'''Phelous!Leo''': I'll never forgive you for [[CallBack fucking me over in Jeopardy]], Michelangelo!
-->'''Phelous!Mikey''': The answer
is an Archdeacon like he was [[CatchPhrase cowabunga]], dude! I pretty much gave you that!
-->'''Phelous!Leo''': [[WhatAnidiot I don't wanna]] [[NeverMyFault hear it]]!
-->'''Phelous!Don''': Duuudes, we're gonna sort out our ''[[CreativeDifferences issuuuues]]'', we'll be right back!
-->'''Phelous!Kid''': ...[[FlatWhat what]]?
in the book.
* When Pierre tells Esmeralda that she's full of secrets, [[Main/CallBack she grows wings and flies away while the]] Film/PumaMan [[Main/CallBack theme plays.]]



[[folder: The Real Ghostbusters Christmas Carol]]
* The Action-Figure skit, with Ray having busted a cat.
--> '''Phelous!Peter''': You blasting [[WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends this cat]] in particular offends me more than usual[[note]]Peter and Garfirld shared the same voice actor, Lorenzo Music[[/note]].
--> '''Phelous!Ray''': Hey, come on, Pete! We can get some roasted cat over on open fire.
--> ''(Peter blasts him and Garfield pees on him)''
* "And that's the story of how the Ghostbusters killed christmas" *cue ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'' credits*
* "That's right, the ghosts of Christmas get busted! I guarantee you, no other version of a Christmas Carol will have that!" *uproarious laughter*
* His reaction to the tiny bird the butcher gives to the family.
--> "What the hell is that?! A pidgeon?! So Cratchit and his family are going to die from fine rat meat? You know, what? That's not even big enough to be a full grown pidgeon. This guy fucking killed a baby pidgeon just so he could give Bob Cartchit the smallest fucking bird possible."
--> "And we never see them again after this scene. So yeah, they fucking starved to death. ({{Beat}}) Merry Christmas!"
* Also pointing out that Egon has to risk his molecular structure, when Slimer could get there instead.
--> "Scrooge's anti-christmas message must have even resonated with the afterlife, as even stupid Slimer also hates it now, which means he's gonna be even more useless than usual! As instead of sending Slimer to get the ghosts back for them, Egon has to risk altering his molecular structure to that of a ghost so he can go find them."
--> (Deadpan) "Yeah, almost like you can go instead, you stupid sack of shit."
--> "Yeah! Get sucked in, Slimer! Oh, damn."

to:

[[folder: The Real Ghostbusters Christmas Carol]]
Hellraiser: Hellworld]]
* The Action-Figure skit, with Ray having busted a cat.
--> '''Phelous!Peter''': You blasting [[WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends this cat]] in particular offends me more than usual[[note]]Peter and Garfirld shared the same voice actor, Lorenzo Music[[/note]].
--> '''Phelous!Ray''': Hey, come on, Pete! We can get some roasted cat over on open fire.
--> ''(Peter blasts him and Garfield pees on him)''
* "And
"[[RunningGag Christ's sake, that's the story of how the Ghostbusters killed christmas" *cue ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'' credits*
* "That's right, the ghosts of Christmas get busted! I guarantee you, no other version of a Christmas Carol will have that!" *uproarious laughter*
* His reaction to the tiny bird the butcher gives to the family.
--> "What the hell is that?! A pidgeon?! So Cratchit and his family are going to die from fine rat meat? You know, what? That's not even big enough to be a full grown pidgeon. This guy
stupidest fucking killed a baby pidgeon just so he could give Bob Cartchit thing I've ever heard.]]"
* Phelous calling
the smallest fucking bird possible."
--> "And we never see them again after this scene. So yeah, they fucking starved
main characters the WesternAnimation/SuperFriends due to death. ({{Beat}}) Merry Christmas!"
* Also pointing out
Creator/HenryCavill and Creator/KharyPayton's presence among their ranks.
** He also suggests
that Egon has to risk his molecular structure, when Slimer could get there instead.
--> "Scrooge's anti-christmas message must have even resonated
Christopher Jacot's character isn't getting along with the afterlife, as others due to being [[WesternAnimation/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroes more of a Marvel guy]].
* Phelous's favorite Cenobite..."[[NoNameGiven The Other One]]"...?
** "2/10"
** Made
even stupid Slimer also hates it now, which means he's gonna be even more useless than usual! As instead of sending Slimer to get the ghosts back for them, Egon has to risk altering his molecular structure to that of a ghost so he can go find them."
--> (Deadpan) "Yeah, almost like you can go instead, you stupid sack of shit."
--> "Yeah! Get sucked in, Slimer! Oh, damn."
better by Pinhead going on rants about how lame Other One is.



[[folder: Sonic Christmas Blast]]
* The [[StylisticSuck title card]] from the Sonic Christmas Blast episode.
* Phelous dubbing over Scratch's lines (and especially his AnnoyingLaugh).
* The constant game overs.
* Santa Claus' pessimistic defeatism triggering the ending credits at least four times.
* In slow-mo: "'''ROBOTNIK, [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]'''"

to:

[[folder: Sonic Christmas Blast]]
* The [[StylisticSuck title card]] from
Beauty and the Sonic Christmas Blast episode.
Beast Anime]]
* Phelous' shock upon learning the Beauty actually has a real name this time (Maria) instead of just "Beauty" or Beauty in another language.
* Every time Old Man [[EvenEvilHasStandards calls out Anime Dad/Beardria]].
-->'''Old Man''': ''(after the daughters asked for their gifts)'' They don't deserve it! Get them nothing!\\
'''Anime Dad''': [[AbusiveParents Maybe my gift will be the back of my hand]]!\\
'''Old Man''': ...Too far, bro!\\\
'''Old Man''': ''(when the father finds the red roses)'' Oh! This is your chance to get Maria back! Get her a pink rose instead of the red one that she requested!\\
'''Anime Dad''': Ah, yes! Then I will [[AssShove shove the rose so far up her ass it comes out her mouth]] and then [[AxCrazy burn the house down]]!\\
'''Old Man''': Eh... maybe I should just stop talking to you...\\\
'''Anime Dad''': ''(offering a dildo to Maria)'' That's sure gonna make you '''wet''', uh?\\
'''Old Man''': I am not saying it! I refuse to have any part in this! You are the worst Beauty's father ever!\\\
'''Anime Dad''': ''Maria''!\\
'''Old Man''': Who cares! ''(leaves)''
* Phelous' AlternativeCharacterInterpretation that Maria actually is trying to troll her dad and get him killed.
* Phelous dubbing over Scratch's lines (and especially his AnnoyingLaugh).
questioning the veracity of birds as wedding witnesses.
-->'''Dingo Judge''': How wrong you are. This goat has verified everything. Their marriage is legal and binding.\\
'''Phelous''': Stupid Middle Ages!!!
* The constant game overs.
reveal of Maria's "real" father.
-->''No![[spoiler: Not [[CallBack Senor Mustache!]] He's not nearly as popular as [[EnsembleDarkhorse Old Man!]]]]"
* Santa Claus' pessimistic defeatism triggering the ending credits at least four times.
* In slow-mo: "'''ROBOTNIK, [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]'''"
The RunningGag of Maria [[PowerIncontinence accidentally turning everything into dust.]]



[[folder: Super Mario Christmas]]
* From the [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioBrosSuperShow Super Mario Christmas]] [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld double feature]] review, Phelous [[WhatTheHellHero repeatedly calls out Toad]] for caring more about the snowboard Princess Toadstool gave him than his own friends.
* "If you do drugs, you go to Hell before you die. Please."
* Stating that he hopes that Nintendo never gave Yoshi a baby mentality again. Cue clip from ''VideoGame/YoshisStory''
-->'''Phelous:''' ''(shaking his fist)'' '''Damn you, Yoshi...!'''
* His reaction to the bug-eyed cave children.
** The ending where [[spoiler:he gets a mushroom cap, much to his horror.]] This is followed by end credits consisting of various characters dancing to "Do The Mario".
* Phelous expresses his love of Bowser's plan: to blow Santa up.
-->'''Santa:''' ''(as Bob-ombs fall from the sky)'' '''Ho-ho-holy shit!'''

to:

[[folder: Super Mario Christmas]]
[[folder:Cinderella (GoodTimes)]]
* From The Prince's resemblance to ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters''' Peter Venkman prompts a number of references to the [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioBrosSuperShow Super Mario Christmas]] [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld double feature]] review, cartoon.
** On a BadDate, the prince whines, "I ''hate'' that!", in the voice of Dave Coulier!Peter. This makes Cinderella giggle, until [[RunningGag Lorenzo Music!Peter quips, "It wasn't that funny."]]
** After Cinderella asks the Fairy Godmother how a pumpkin can help her go to the ball, cut to Cinderella standing on top of the pumpkin, which rolls her all the way to the castle. Once there, it lands on the prince's head. This apparently turns him into Samhain, who declares, "I am Halloween!"
Phelous [[WhatTheHellHero repeatedly calls out Toad]] for caring more about the snowboard Princess Toadstool gave him than his own friends.
* "If you do drugs, you go
proceeds to Hell before you die. Please.call this, "the story of how Cinderella created Halloween."
* Stating that he hopes that Nintendo never gave Yoshi a baby mentality again. Cue clip from ''VideoGame/YoshisStory''
-->'''Phelous:''' ''(shaking his fist)'' '''Damn you, Yoshi...!'''
* His reaction to the bug-eyed cave children.
** The ending where [[spoiler:he gets a mushroom cap, much to his horror.]] This is followed by end credits consisting of various characters dancing to "Do The Mario".
*
When Phelous expresses his love of Bowser's plan: to blow Santa up.
-->'''Santa:''' ''(as Bob-ombs fall from
sarcastically remarks that no other woman probably shares Cinderella's shoe size, he shows the sky)'' '''Ho-ho-holy shit!'''glass slipper fitting [=GoodTimes=]' Beauty. She reacts with another not-so-dramatic gasp.
-->'''Prince:''' Oh... Uh, you're obviously not the girl I danced with so, uh, I don't know why I did this...\\
'''Old Man:''' Nope! Too late! You gotta take her! Also, I get money out of this, right? ''(rides off with the money)'' Ha ha! See ya suckers!
* His HappyEndingOverride
-->'''Phelous''': Unfortunately, Cinderella's feet grew a little bit more in a couple of years and her feet would no longer fit in the glass slippers. And the prince was just no longer sure she was the one. They had a really messy divorce. He kept the shoes...and tried wearing them and then they broke and he got an infection and died.
* The duke announcing the prince's plan to find Cinderella.
-->'''Duke''': "Hear ye, hear ye, the prince requests that all single ladies..."\\
'''Phelous!Duke''': Yes, [[{{Music/Beyonce}} all the single ladies, all the single ladies.]]



[[folder:New Phelous]]
* Watching "New Phelous" attempt to read/pronounce "The Magic of Scheherazade"
** "And now, let's review 'The Magic of Ooh-Sha-Her-Zid-Zad-Doo'... 'Ooh-sha-hair-raz-add-doo'... 'Ooh-sha-rizza-had-sah-doo'... 'Jah-rer-rer-rer-rer-zad'... 'J-j-jeh-her-eh-zir-rad-der'... 'Ooh-ja-ja-her-ah-zer-aid'... Ok, this font is stupid."
*** Followed by Phelous D1 scolding him for "...making fun of my favorite game, ''The Magic of...'' ...My favorite game!"
** In yet another TakeThat, New Phelous reviews ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game'' exactly like TheIrateGamer did.
* This brief callback:
-->'''Creator/ChaosD1:''' "SUNSETS!!! DON'T!!! WORK THAT WAY!!! No, seriously, uh, Phelan, you and Welshy gotta stop trying to shoehorn in that catchphrase for me to say. It's fuckin' stupid."
* Whenever Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees appear, but the best has to be [[spoiler: Freddy Michael Voorhees]].

to:

[[folder:New Phelous]]
[[folder:The Little Mermaid (GoodTimes)]]
* Watching "New Phelous" attempt to read/pronounce "The Magic of Scheherazade"
** "And now, let's review 'The Magic of Ooh-Sha-Her-Zid-Zad-Doo'... 'Ooh-sha-hair-raz-add-doo'... 'Ooh-sha-rizza-had-sah-doo'... 'Jah-rer-rer-rer-rer-zad'... 'J-j-jeh-her-eh-zir-rad-der'... 'Ooh-ja-ja-her-ah-zer-aid'... Ok, this font is stupid."
*** Followed by
Phelous D1 scolding him declares "0 out of 10" for "...making fun of my favorite game, ''The Magic of...'' ...My favorite game!"
** In yet another TakeThat, New
Lena's family's castle [[FreudWasRight lacking a phallic tower]].
* Prince Stefan looks so much like Prince Eric, that
Phelous reviews ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game'' exactly like TheIrateGamer did.
asks if the party on the boat is a "Prince Eric Look-Alike Party".
* This brief callback:
-->'''Creator/ChaosD1:''' "SUNSETS!!! DON'T!!! WORK THAT WAY!!! No, seriously, uh, Phelan, you
Phelous has an OffModel Lena deliver the following lament:
-->Literature/{{I have no mouth
and Welshy gotta stop trying I must| scream}} [[DeathByDespair die...of sadness.]]
** Of course, [=GoodTimes=]' Beast tells Lena he can relate
to shoehorn in that catchphrase for me to say. It's fuckin' stupid."
* Whenever Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees appear, but the best has to be [[spoiler: Freddy Michael Voorhees]].
her.



[[folder: Octopus 2]]
* Phelous's "Really?" expression after a little wheelchair-bound girl declared a day of planting flags as the best day of her life.
* When it's apparently revealed that the Mayor and Police Captain set the two main characters up, it's revealed that the Captain was in fact named "Captain Octopus".
* Phelous attempting to do the magical NoEnding with the JurassicPark music, only to find himself unable to get out of the driveway on his tricycle.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Bootleg Zone videos]]
* For starters the Title Cards read: "The Bootleg Zone... ''with '''the Phaylus!'''''
* His reaction to the "Pure Evil" Turtle from the Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles-esque Turtle Fighters.
** Leo!Mike ([[TheyJustDidntCare Michelangelo with Leonardo's belt buckle]]) features incredibly sloppy painting (especially the teeth), lopsided eyes, a pinhole in one of it's eyes, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a pentagram on it's head]], a pitchfork for a weapon (ripped off from the WesternAnimation/ChuckNorrisKarateKommandos action figures) and after the filming was done it's left arm fell off.
* After Phelous points out a red splotch near the mouth of one of the Prodigy Pets, he performs a little skit about Pikachu walking through "Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Land"[[note]]Phelous' table with Burger King Pokeballs scattered about[[/note]] and getting attacked by a vampire.
--->'''Vampire:''' Vampirism! [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} It's super effective!]]
* Performing a Prodigy Pet Poke-Rap...with just Pikachu.
* Acting out an episode of Power Rangers with the Turbo Galaxy Rangers.
* Bat Hero acts utterly pathetic and whiny as a crimefighter, to the point where he even mistakes other crimefighters for criminals. After he kills the Turbo Galaxy Rangers and unwittingly helps Krang steal their transporter, all of the bootleg toys that Phelous reviewed up to that point have Bat Hero lynched.
--> '''Bat Hero''': "Hmm, my bat sense is tingling."
--> '''Blue Turbo Galaxy Ranger''': "That's Spider-Man!"
* The Ninja Turtles deciding to beat Shredder...with guns.
* Removing Leo's kimono in Karate Turtles Warriors complete with sexy music, followed by:
-->"Nakedness in a half shell! Flasher power!"
* Part of TheStinger of the ''Flying Ranger'' Bootleg Zone video. [[Manga/DragonBall Goku]] arrives, wanting to be a Flying Ranger as well, but is told he can't because he doesn't have wings.
--> '''Goku''': I have an idea!
--> ''*gets shot with a Little Pluckies Ninja Protects, and reappears with a halo and angel wings*''
--> '''Flying Ranger''': Great! Now you can be a Flying Ranger too!
--> '''Goku''': Nope, I'm dead!
--> ''*ascends to Heaven*''
* [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 Krang]] congratulates Steffi Love, the Glitter Diva, for humiliating Bat Hero, calling her more evil than [[MinionWithAnFInEvil Bebop and Rocksteady]]. Steffi admits that it doesn't take much to act more evil than them. Bebop and Rocksteady try to counterargue by boasting that at least they haven't eaten any computer chips that day.
* After Phelous discovers that Steffi Love has [[http://simbatoys.de/en/brands__products/steffi_love.shtml her own theme song]], he makes a music video for it, which consists mostly of Steffi beating people up and hanging out with villains.
* Titanic-Bot has Phelous making fun of how stupid it's a Titanic knock-off to be offended by it.
--> ''"Now, How big of an asshole would I be if I put '''ICE''' on it? Haha! ({{Beat}}) I'm doing a TITANIC THAT TURNS INTO A TRANSFORMER. It's too late for dignity now."''
** Bat Hero and Steffi Love try to use the Titanic-Bot to re-enact Rose "flying" in ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}'', but fall face-first into the water due to it being too small for Bat Hero to stand on.
* The whole dang WesternAnimation/{{Thomas| The Tank Engine}} Franchise/{{Transformers}} review.
* The skit at the end of the [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Specialman]] review. Specialman just sings his name and rams into criminals, until he rams into a "sinking" Titanic-Bot and ends up in the hospital. [[spoiler: Then an exasperated Bat Hero shows up, and when Specialman points out that Bat Hero is wanted by the police, Robert Cop takes care of it after Specialman rams into Bat Hero and flatlines.]]
* Phelous and Lupa referring to a red-clad Batman and a black-clad Spider-Man as "[=SpiderBat=] and [=ManMan=]", respectively.
** Since [=ManMan=] can't hold his web-shield properly, Phelous and Lupa try to find an alternate use for it. First Phelous sticks it in the hole in [=ManMan=]'s behind, and spins it around while laughing and playing circus music. Then, Lupa puts it in the hole in [=ManMan=]'s head, and she and Phelous refer to it in the rest of the review as a hairpiece.
* The Spider-Man Motorcycle review is just ''magical'', particularly the siren. [[spoiler: Its 'siren' is "La La Love On My Mind" by Anne Wisbourn, and instead of racing around it bobs up and down like a very slow mechanical bull.]]
** '''OVERLAND!'''
** Just as brilliant is 'Motorcycle the Pooh' ([[Main/BlatantLies who is riding a four-wheeler]]) that wildly spins around to [[Music/{{PSY}} Gangnam Style]].
* Phelous decides to review a bootleg Franchise/{{Pokemon}} game, referred to as ''Pokémon: Strange Gold''. [[spoiler: It's actually [[{{Creepypasta}} Pokémon: Lost Silver]], complete with Phelous succumbing to Lavender Town Syndrome]].
* "'''INFINITE PLEASURE!'''" *Cuts to him looking at the toy sadly*
** From the same review:
--> [Dinosaur Invincibility] broke twice over the course of this video and I wasn't even rough on it. (cut to Phelous hitting it with a hammer)
* The Filly Witchy review is especially funny to [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Bronies]] since Phelous may be secretly OneOfUs.
* [[RunningGag Baltard: The biggest loser on Planet Ferror!]]
* The first impression of the Super Heros version of Spider-Man and the black splotch on his right eye.
-->'''Phelous!Spider-Man:''' ''(in funny voice)'' Eek! I'm really surprised at something! SURPRISER-MAN! Why am I winking?! ''(screams)''
* In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDmgNDol-3g&index=49&list=PL3XCSTT5utpv_pSNtADv_vqf9bKlFULxr Galaxy Cop]] video he points out the "Not for Children 3 and under logo" and makes reference to a WebVideo/StuartAshen joke, because people complained that he didn't use it in previous videos, even though he makes a valid point:
-->''They did at least add the warning and some symbols on the backside including '''Sad Onion''', not my bit but apparently I '''have''' to say that!''
* After Phelous reads the box of the Eye Catching Cartoon Motorcycle boast, "Makes Children Lively and Lovely", he decides to test if it can also make him lovely. He taps the box, then dabs his face. When he doesn't appear to change, he laments that maybe he's too old for it to have any effect.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Silent Hill Revelation]]
* "A POP-TART JUMP SCARE?!?!? DAMN YOU, SILENT HILL REVELATION!! DAMN YOU TO PASTRY HELL!!!"
* The constant jokes about [[AdaptationalHeroism Pyramid Head being a hero]]. He even plays Music/EnriqueIglesias' "Hero" [[SoundtrackDissonance over the arm chopping scene and the climax]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Resident Evil Retribution]]
* "Barry Celebration time!!"
--> (After quoting Barry's lines) "Barry doesn't do it at all in this movie, so bet your ass I'm going to do it."
* Phelous actually returned to watch RE-Extinction to count all the naked-Alice visible in the final shot.
--> '''Phelous''': I hope you enjoy the pointlessness I put myself throught for these videos. You don't? Cool.
* ''"And now we return to the "Alice Show", where we must save Alice because she's so damn important"'' (Alice's face mid-sentence, looking retarded) ''"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!"''
** The face was also used previously when pointing out Suburbia!Alice didn't bother to check if [[NiceGirl "Nicedriguez"]] was still alive after she picked them.
---> '''Phelous''': ''(Retarded!Alice face pops up)'' Assholeeee!
** Part 2 uses it again.
---> '''Phelous!Alice''': (Sending Becky alone) Hey, run up ahead. I'll check my wound by myself, That way you can possibly get killed by a zombie by yourself. ''(Retarded!Alice face pops up)'' Duuhuuu!
* After pointing out that the Red Queen created zombies that can shoot at people:
--> '''Phelous''': Wow. Just, wow. I don't even care anymore. She may as well just pull out the rainbow-unicorn-zombie-she-created-online-made-real-from-a-virtual butt rain acid from the ceiling shoot them with his laser eyes. (All completed with a drawing of said unicorn)
** Then another plot-hole from the Red Queen comes.
---> '''Phelous''': Get ready for all the answers when the unicorn shows up!
* In both parts, Phelous points out Alice is ''"supposed"'' to NOT having powers, still kicking zombie ass.
** Part1: Yeap. "NO POWERS". WOW. [[SarcasmMode What a regular person]] [[DullSurprise she is right now]].
** Part2: ''(singing)'' ''No powers. No powers. Janus Prospero is an ordinary girl∼.''
* ''"Bye, [[NiceGirl Nicedriguez]]. You might have been completely pointless to the plot, but you showed me MichelleRodriguez playing a [[PlayingAgainstType different character]]"
* His utter disgust to Barry's death scene.
--> '''Phelous!Barry''': ''(gets killed)'' Glad I was in this movie...
--> '''Phelous''': Good waste of your Barry, Retribution. (adopts Barry voice) You're a stupidity sandwich.
--> '''Phelous''': THIS MOVIE IS A FARCE! A FUCKING FARCE!
** Also another big offender to him was that Barry and Jill never got to interact unlike the games, so he puts repetitions of their game exchanges.
---> '''Phelous''': I don't care! It was worth it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde]]
* As Phelous prepares for the review, he looks for a suitable Hyde in the mirror until he finds [[spoiler:Sub-Zero]]. They each tell him to "do something else", while he responds with a deadpan "no". It gets funnier when Ed Glaser shows up in the mirror.
* Joking that JonStewart composed the music for this movie before doing ''TheDailyShow'' [[note]] It's actually Jon '''''Stuart'''''[[/note]]
-->"'''''IT'S SPELT DIFFERENTLY!!!'''''"
* Pointing out how stupid it is for Dr. Jekyll to make the potion that turns him into Mr. Hyde with poison, then gives up.
-->"[[{{Angrish}} ZRRGHDGDGH...!]] Cheers." ''(drinks a vial of poison)''
* "Yes, I am Mr. POOF!"
* "It's almost like [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids people thought the tortured tale of a man with an evil split personality who goes out and murders wouldn't make a good children's cartoon]]...''idiots''!"
* The running gag where Lanyon just can't get over that ''conversation''!
* "Stop me if you dare! [[AntiClimaxBoss Ooh, you stopped me! I'm easily defeated!]]"
* "I have an important task for you, Jekyll." "You will help me destroy Franchise/SpiderMan!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Smiley]]
* Film/{{Smiley}}. Just...the whole thing.
--> '''SadPanda''': Good thing I know how to use internet cheat codes.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Deadly Friend]]
* '''♪Paul, the Genius DUMBASS!♪'''
* Phelous gives BB his own voice acting; his Cookie Monster voice is fitting for the robot.
* "Paul, the Genius Dumbass" [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation is responsible for BB being unable to speak]] because [[{{Lobotomy}} he keeps pulling out memory cards on BB's motherboard]].
-->'''Phelous!BB''': [=BB=] finally learning to talk-
-->'''Phelous!Paul''': Hey, [=BB=], the paperboy wants to see your brain. (removes it)
-->'''BB''': Argh! (deactivates)
-->'''Phelous!Paul''': Look at it, looks like a chipboard. (chuckles) (puts it back)
-->'''Phelous!BB''': (distorted) [=BB=] finally learning to (devolves into gibberish)
* The dead-on comparison of BB's voice to the [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Tasmanian Devil]].
* A minor RunningGag comes in the form of editing in [[Film/{{Tremors}} Nestor Cunningham's "All right!"]] during scenes that involve [[ActorAllusion Sam's dad]].[[spoiler:.. which manages to make the scene of him knocking Sam down the stairs a bit of BlackComedy since, due to editing, that is practically ''all he says during it'']].
* During Sam's nightmare of stabbing her dad with a broken glass vase, Dixie-land music is editing in over it.
** Said music is later edited in during BB's ''death scene by shotgun''.
* This quote:
--> '''Phelous''': ♪[[Music/{{Styx}} Domo arigato, Mrs. Roboto! Domo DOMO-]]♪
--> '''Phelous!BB''': But BB's MISTER Roboto!
--> '''Phelous!Sam''': But Sam's MRS. Roboto!
--> '''Blue Screen Of Death''': [[LogicBomb Sam crashed]] but it's OK / It's just a human brain / [[InsaneTrollLogic Reset it again]]
--> '''Phelous''': CRITICAL ERROR!
* In a CallBack to his ''Film/{{Troll 2}}'' review, him scoring the infamous [[YourHeadAsplode basketball-to-the-head scene]] with [[TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey Also Sprach Zarathustra]].
* Phelous keeps cutting to the basketball-to-the-head scene as shorthand for, well, ''everything.'' Explanation of how stupid the movie is? Headsplosion. Sam displaying superstrength? Headsplosion. This movie is stupid? Headsplosion! Headsplosion doesn't explain anything? [[LogicBomb HEADSPLOSION!]]
** Apparently, Paul punching Tom's head [[ManipulativeEditing repeatedly until Headsplosion]] is too silly, so instead [[spoiler:Sam's going to jump out a window and "beat Tom's head into the ground until he dies of injuries"]].
* "Oh, man, a robot in the family! That's wacky!" as a reference to Lupa's review of "Robot in the Family."
* The rather nonchalant way Phelous says that "Tom's recovering from his latest concussion after playing in traffic".
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Jacob's Ladder]]
* While his review of ''Film/JacobsLadder'' is mostly depressing, due to Phelous acting more cynical and how it ends, it does have a funny moment where he talks about a scene he likes in the movie where Jacob hears a voice say "Dream on" in the hospital and [[NothingIsScarier the source is never shown]]. He wonders what would happen if those responsible for ''Film/SilentHillRevelation3D'' had written the scene. Cue the clip being edited with the infamous poptart jump scare and a ScareChord.
** At the start of the review, he admits that the film isn't really a "fun movie". [[GilliganCut And then we have a soldier spinning around and screaming set to]] "[[Theatre/TheSoundOfMusic The Hills Are Alive]]".
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Aladdin: The Adventure of All Time]]
* The opening of the video [[NegativeContinuity handwaves]] the dramatic ending of Jacob's Ladder like it was another of Phelous's regular deaths.
* The RunningGag of Paige's grandfather getting out his gun.
* Humpty-Dumpty's graphic [[note]]egg-yolk splattering[[/note]] death.
* After Aladdin and Paige make Blackbeard into what he is with the magic lamp, Aladdin cuts his beard, much to Phelous' aggravation.
--> "YOU DID THIS TO HIM, YOU STUPID ALADDIN-HOLE!"
* Phelous notes that Cleopatra's servant girls wear really skimpy outfits, which normally show the underside of their breasts that barely cover their nipples. Then there is an [[OffModel off model]] shot of them that makes it look like they're wearing ''crotchless pants.''
-->'''Phelous:''' ''WHAT THE '''FUUUCK'''?!'' Time for my rating: Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time gets a '' '''hard R''' '' for nudity!
* Phelous notes that one of the recently released prisoners from prison is a skeleton, who prances around the street. He grimly says that now this undead abomination shall walk the earth forever!
* This bit of dialogue:
-->'''Scheherazade:''' "...I'm going to hide the lamp in a place it will never be found."
-->'''Scheherazade!Phelous:''' "[[spoiler: [[CrossesTheLineTwice My vagina!]]]]"
* His completely tearing apart the movie's honestly twisted and horrific MoralDissonance (the villain is evil for trying to change history, but our "heroes" are directly responsible for history's greatest villains and atrocities and we're supposed to praise them for it) is as hilarious as it is awesome.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Time Machine (I Found At a Yard Sale)]]
* The dinosaur and Phelous and Lupa's reactions to it.
* Lupa's offscreen SkywardScream during the belly dancer sequence.
* Fat Grandma steals the show.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Psycho Santa]]
* In order to demonstrate how the movie drags in, the entire review has the movie narrated by Phelous imitating the narrator and giving every single unimportant detail while skipping the actual death.
-->'''Narrator''': [[ShowerScene And then she decided to take a shower]].
-->'''Woman''': I don't think I need to hear that...
-->'''Narrator''': ''[[BlatantLies It's very important to the story!]]''
* This part of Phelous's end-of-review sketch.
-->'''Santa:''' ...and now I will destroy Christmas forever!\\
'''Phelous:''' I can't let you do that, Santa! And now we must [[BigWordShout FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!]]\\
''Cut to Phelous back on his couch.''\\
'''Phelous:''' [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome So anyway to make a long story Santa killed me.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Gingerdead Man]]
* Phelous makes it seem like the reason why James says "Put your gun down, please." [[BrokenRecord multiple times]] while Millard holds him at gunpoint... is because Millard kept not liking the way he said it.
* "Oh no, we're out of Johns Daphne. What are the kids gonna do without their whiskey cookies?"
* [[spoiler:Cookie Monster]] saving the day.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Birdemic 2]]
* Phelous' depiction of James Nguyen's "dream wife", which is a picture of James Nguyen Photoshop to have a bird's beak and long, blonde hair.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Hello Mary-Lou: Prom Night II]]
* "The crown is mine, bitch!"
* Phelous' AlternativeCharacterInterpretation that the principal is trying to kill Mary-Lou so ''he'' can be Prom Queen instead of her.
* "I LOVED YOOOOU!!!"
** "This is a really beautiful moment, isn't it? MichaelIronside in a knitted sweater crying over Priest-Buddy. Never forget."
*** "[[HypocriticalHumor Eh, forget it.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Prom Night III: The Last Kiss]]
* This, when Mary-Lou is seducing Alex:
-->'''Alex''': I must be dreaming!
-->'''Mary-Lou''': (low, gravelly voice) [[Film/JacobsLadder Dream on.]]
-->(FadeToBlack, then fade in to Alex at the bottom of the stairs he fell down shortly before with a puddle of blood near his head)
* Phelous's utter confusion and frustration with the fact that ''four'' people were in love with Alex: [[HoYay his best friend Shane]], [[IncestYayShipping his sister]], his girlfriend Sarah, and [[NoYay Mary Lou]].
** It's even more hilarious when Shane actually acts lovingly towards Alex by constantly listening to his problems, suggesting they run away together, and even tucking him in when he falls asleep.
-->'''Phelous!Alex''': Look, Shane, I know I haven't been that good of a friend lately, but I got asked if I was a [[VideoGame/BadDudes bad enough dude to rescue the president]], [[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles fell in some Mutagen]], [[DragonBallZ went Super Saiyan 2]], then buried some bodies in the football field and boinked a ghost.
-->'''Phelous!Shane''': [[UnderstandingBoyfriend Keewl]]! Let's run away together!
* Phelous demonstrates Alex's utter powerlessness when trying to threaten to break up with Mary Lou with this:
-->'''Mouse''': You better stay the hell away from my cheese! Or else!
-->'''Bear''': Okay, mouse, I don't want any trouble...
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext You think they'll find him]]?" *cue Phelous editing in police siren lights and Alex getting shot in the head*
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Beauty and the Beast (Good Times version)]]
* DERP CAT! A-whee-oooh! (Sung to the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMU2NwaaXEA&t=0m57s last few notes]] of the ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales'' theme)
* Phelous points out that this beast looks like a cross between a warthog and a [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Goomba]].
** Once Beauty and her father arrive to the castle, the dad [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 stomps on the Beast and gets +100 points]]. Problem solved.
* Beauty's delayed reactions to anything.
** And also her unbelievable bad acting when she "gasps in surprise".
* Him making fun of the animation style. He mostly pokes fun of Beauty's blank expressions and dull eyes.
* The running gag of the father throwing anything useless to the dumpster... even ''himself'' '''''and''''' ''Phelous''.
-->'''Phelous!Dad''': [[TakeThatMe Phelous hasn't been funny since Mac and Me]]. He is completely useless now.
-->''(Phelous gets thrown to the dumpster)''
-->'''Phelous''': [[LampshadeHanging How did he throw me to the trash if he's already in here?!]] Is that supposed to be scary?! Shut up. {{Beat}} Wait a minute, I'm telling myself to shut up? That doesn't make sen- SHUT UP!! {{Beat}} I keep digging this hole!
** As well as the running gag of a zoom-in on an OffModel still frame of his wall-eyed face as Phelous goes "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PznoLkN62Js EEYUUUUGGHN]]".
* The naming of Beauty.
--> '''Phelous!Dad''': I'll name you Beauty. (first ugly sister appears) Oh! Uh, never mind! Uh, I'll name ''you'' Beauty! (second sister appears) Oh, damn it! Uh, third time's the charm!
* Phelous harping on the fact that the Beast is afraid he will die a DeathByDespair...out of ''loneliness''. Not out of a broken heart, but because he's ''lonely''. Never mind the fact that he had been alone for plenty of time, or the fact that he could call Clara at any time to give him an anti-loneliness power-up.
* As a RunningGag, Phelous inserted bootleg versions of Lumiere and Cogsworth.
** When the father arrives to the castle the first time:
--> '''Dad''': Hello... Is the master of the castle here?
--> '''Phelous!Dad''': What's that song I hear playing in here? ''[[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast "Be out guest, Be our guest. Eat our food, leave us dead"]]'' Well, don't mind if I do. ''"EEYUUUUGGHN"''.
--> '''Dad''': I'm a traveler who lost his way.
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Bonjour, my friend! I'm Lumiere, and welcome to castle-
--> '''Phelous!Dad''': Woo, a delicious candle ''(eats the candle)''
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Sacre fuckin' bleu.
--> ''(Later. While the Beast is beating up snow)''
--> '''Phelous!Beast''': So, you dare to steal from me, Winter? I'll destroy you!
--> '''Phelous!"Cogsworth"''': So... The Beast is still punching snow, huh?
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Yup.
--> '''Phelous!"Cogsworth"''': So, Wanna see if the Beast two castles down needs some servants?
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Yup.
* "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
** In Part 2:
--> '''Phelous!"Lumiere"''': Ho ho! The return of Lumiere. Oh, screw it, I know this is just gonna end badly. I quit.
--> ''(Beauty and Beast are left alone in silence)''
--> '''Phelous!Beast''': Awkwaaaard...
* Clara being generally useless:
** First she can't distinguish between a door and a window. ''So she tries to get out from said "door"''.
** Pointing out how even Clara seems so disinterested in the plot that she started to diss Beauty.
** Also for the dance scene:
--> '''Phelous''': Who's playing music? Is Clara a one-man band?
--> '''Phelous!Clara''': (with a bunch of instruments in front of her) ''Wow, wow. There's a beauty and the asswipe or something, tale as old-...'' (VerbalBackspace) Oh, shit. [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast That's the other one]]. Who gives a fuck. Goin' out to piss on those flowers.
* When the beast asks Beauty if he frightened her.
-->'''Phelous!Beast''': I'm really scary...right, right, you were scared, right?!
-->'''Phelous!Beauty''' (thinking): (''beat'') I hope a fly doesn't get in my mouth...
* After Beauty kneels in front of the beast to thank him for not killing her.
-->'''Phelous!Beast''': Whoa, whoa, whoa, this isn't the Beauty and the Beast porno, woman!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Lion and the King]]
* [[RageBreakingPoint THE CROCODILE'S NAME IS]] [[Film/CrocodileDundee DUNDEE]]?!!
* Lingering on and repeating several of the more laughable quotes in slow-motion.
-->'''The King:''' The diamonds! My God!

-->'''Robin:''' Your father the black panther is [[ShapedLikeItself your father?!]]

-->'''Myu-Myu:''' But perhaps we could be friends.
-->'''Robin:''' Hmm, I dunno...I think we should be enemies.
** Phelous later splices in the last quote into a scene with Robin and Dundee, resulting in Dundee walking away with sad ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' music playing.
* His reaction to the narrator "weasels", especially when they explain past events.
-->'''Weasel:''' You remember the black panther who gained power in the jungle...
--> '''Phelous: NO!!!''' I DON'T!!! WHY WOULD I REMEMBER THAT?!!!
** When the weasels start flubbing their lines multiple times, we cut to a clip of Phelous presumably giving a ClusterFBomb with the audio muted, then breaking down sobbing.
* The fact that his gag dubbing over the movie fits better than the actual dubbing of the movie.
* The "animation" finally breaks Phelous.
--> '''Phelous:''' Aaahh! Just... STOP! Every ''damn'' frame of this is ''' ''WRONG!!!'' '''
* Phelous pointing out the absurdity of The King telling Not!Zazu that it was his responsibility to prevent Robin from chasing Dundee.
-->'''Phelous!The King:''' "Clearly if he's hunting crocodiles, you can stop him, '''biiiiirrrrrrdddd'''..."
-->''(Robin eats Not!Zazu)''
-->'''Phelous!The King:''' "Whooooooaaaaaaa!!!" ''(Puffs on joint)'' "Ffffffuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk..."
* His impressions of, and commentary on, the ridiculous voices and bad voice acting.
-->'''Not!Zazu:''' (Nasally) You have to go back to your father immediately!
--> '''Phelous:''' (Plugging his nose) If you plug your nose, it's an AMAZING voice!
* "Shut up, Dundee."
* Sometimes, one of the characters asks a question, and the response they get is the same question.
-->'''Robin:''' (to the vultures) Hi, um, do you know what happened to the panther's diamonds?
-->'''Vulture:''' Why, what happened to the diamonds?
-->'''Phelous:''' (Says "What happened?" 5 times, imitating Robin, the vulture, Dundee, Not!Zazu, and Not!Simba)
** and:
-->'''Myu-Myu:''' Anyway, do you know where the hiding place is?
-->'''Female Gorilla:''' It's not that easy. Do you know where the hiding place is?
-->'''Phelous''': It's the law of the jung-sert, answer a question with the same question! Surprisingly, not much is accomplished here.
*
-->'''The King:''' From now on, nobody sleeps around here.
-->'''Phelous''': (as the elephant) Ohhhh, I knew we should have joined the panther!
* '''SCENE INTERRUPTING BEAR!!!!'''
* His reaction to Myu-Myu's mother being a gorilla.
-->'''Phelous''': A gorilla is his mother? How did they... [[NoJustNoReaction No. Nope, nope, nope, no, no.]] *cuts to flash animation of panther and gorilla having sex* '''NO!'''
* Phelous talking about the [[InfoDump exposition-spewing rodents]]:
-->'''Rodent Thing''': And [[{{Blooper}} it was the...animals owed]] it to little Robin's cleverness that they could cheat and drive away the panther.
-->'''Phelous''': Wait, it was the animals owed it to little Robin's cleverness that they could cheat? [[DesignatedHero What fucking assholes!]] (deadpan) Panther got cheated, yo.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Beauty and the Beast (Golden Films version)]]
* The [[JumpScare jump scare]] at the beginning:
-->[[spoiler:'''The King:''' My God! [[JuOn Uuuuuuuhhhhh!!!]]]]
* [[OffModel MINI DAD!!!]]
* Phelous deciding that the dad in this version is too boring, so he possesses him with spirit of "Old Man" from the Good Times version.
-->'''Phelous!Dad(with the Old Man's voice''': Beauty, were you smoking again? I'm afraid I'll have to let in the storm to teach you a lesson!
* Pretty much any time Phelous mentions the [[SoundtrackDissonance haphazardly added]] [[Music/PyotrIlyichTchaikovsky classical music.]]
-->'''Phelous!Dad(with the Old Man's voice''': Also, we need to make it back [[Theatre/SwanLake before Beauty turns into a swan]].
* After absolutely ''no'' chemistry between Beauty and the Beast:
-->'''Beast:''' But know this: if you do not return in one week's time, by the first snowfall, then I will die of a broken heart.
-->'''Phelous!Beauty:''' Wow, that sounds wonderful! Do you really mean it?
-->'''Phelous!Beast:''' Fuck, we really haven't had ''any'' moments yet, have we? Just come back, dammit, I need someone to yell at or I'll die.
-->'''Phelous!Beauty:''' Sounds worth it!
* "Mustache-enezer, for your crimes against humanity, particularly those four daughters, you have been sentenced to death!" *cue a fire effect over the dad with Phelous making painful crying sounds*
* Phelous' shocked, jaw-drop reaction to the backstory of the three "comic relief" ghosts [[spoiler: being people that the Beast as a prince let starve to death, and are now cursed for no reason to be stuck in limbo until they help the guy who killed them break his own curse]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Foodfight!]]
* The entire episode is one long CMOF for snarky, meta and non-sequitur tastes.
* After describing the TroubledProduction, Brad mentions how he has to go to [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara's]] and "not flush."
* Mr. Leonard and Kaptain Krispy having a funeral for the stepped-on bag of chips.
** Hell, everything regarding the two treating stepping on a bag of chips as SeriousBusiness.
-->'''Mr.Clipboard:''' [[MemeticMutation "Survival of the fittest, LEONAAAAAHARD!"]]
-->'''Brad!Mr.Leonard:''' "That bag of chips was my only child!"
-->'''Phelous!Mr.Clipboard:''' "Get a life, LEONAAAAAHARD!"
** In a fake ending, they imagine Mr. Leonard [[DrivenToSuicide committing suicide]], then the credits rolling.
-->'''Brad!Mr. Leonard''': My life was never the same that day. Joy was gone. Tried to find reasons to get up in the morning. All I could think of was that bag of chips.
** On a related note, '''Brad!Mr. Leonard''' making a running gag out of the tremulously-delivered "I'm an OLD BASTARD..."
* Phelous' incredulous reaction to how the icons develop "[[IncrediblyLamePun Rigormoldus]]".
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Mr. Clipboard and everyone at Brand X throwing a pizza party in the aisles.]]
* Phelous and Brad's voiceovers:
-->'''Phelous!Lieutenant X:''' (to Cheasel) "Weasel your way up my ass. You're already lubricated, I see."
-->'''Brad!Cheasel:''' "Speaking of ass, I've got you covered for an emergency bathroom, and a kitten. I'm a sick fuck!"
-->'''Phelous!Lieutenant X:''' "And straws for the felching afterwards!"
-->'''Brad!Cheasel:''' "Oh, okay, uh, you're the sick fuck!"
* Phelous proposing to Brad:
-->'''Phelous:''' "Wow. So beautiful. And this is gonna be the day I propose as well. (Lupa looks surprised. Holds box of Fruit Brute and looks at Brad. Lupa storms off.) Brad, will you be my partner in a spin-off featuring us as supermarket sleuths?"
-->'''Brad:''' "Oh, wow. I-I never thought this day would come. Seriously I didn't because it's stupid. So obviously the answer is yes!"
* "'''''YOU COLD-FARTED ITCH !''''''"
-->'''Lupa''': Cold-farted itch? '''COLD FARTED ITCH'''?? Did he ''really'' just say that?!
-->''[Beat]''
-->'''Brad''' (''singing''): [[MoodWhiplash It's our world! It's our life!]]
-->'''Phelous''' (''singing''): So now I'm a believer!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust]]
* His response to the Gingerdead Man saying how ridiculous the idea of bringing dolls to life is.
-->'''Phelous:''' "[[ActuallyPrettyFunny An actual joke?]] Get the Hell out of here! We're in the middle of the death of comedy!"
* He realizes that the song at the start of the movie was a warning, starting with the line "Run, run, run as fast as you can..." He runs away from the room, only to return shortly after.
-->'''Phelous:''' "[[LampshadeHanging Running to my kitchen didn't get me very far]]."
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver]]
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Phelous trying to hitch a ride with all the sense that's departing.]] He even [[LampshadeHanging comments]] that he had [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment no idea what the point of that was.]]
** He tries again immediately after (due to [[spoiler:the Gingerdead Man deciding to film a group of people fucking]]), and when he comes back into the room, Phelous [[spoiler:[[ShockingSwerve attacks the camera]]]].
* Phelous trying to figure out how to do the rest of the review unconscious, while holding a hammer in his hand.
* His comment on seeing [[VideoGame/TheSimpsons The Simpsons arcade game]] in the background.
-->'''Phelous''': "Ooh, they have The Simpsons arcade machine! That was my favorite game from [[AnachronismStew 1976]]!"
* Phelous commenting on how half the film is just forced close-ups of the Gingerdead Man saying what he's gonna do next.
** "[[{{Narm}} I'm gonna lock a door!]]"
** "[[SpecialEffectsFailure I'm gonna do another terrible CGI shot!]]"
** "[[TakeThat I'm gonna learn how to write with the slightest bit of intelligence!]] [[TheyJustDidntCare Just kidding!]]"[[note]]For context, the Gingerdead Man in this film is voiced by one of the movie's writers.[[/note]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Cricket on the Hearth]]
* Every gag playing on how much [[{{Jerkass}} Cricket Crocket]] is awful, as well as how "lucky" he really is.
* The moment when a doll winds up [[RuleOfSymbolism without a painted pair of eyes]] and Phelous overlays the [[SilentHill Otherworld transition cue]].
* Phelous making another offscreen gunshot gag... only for the exact same thing to happen for real later in the cartoon while Phelous swears [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer that it actually happened]] and [[NotMeThisTime he didn't add it in]].
* Old Man from Good Times' Beauty and the Beast coming to live with the family.
* The cops from Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde show up to arrest Caleb.
-->'''Cop 1:''' Oi! he's talking to a bloody cricket, he is!\\
'''Cop 2:''' We'll have to lock him up for everyone's safety!
** They appear again during one of the song sequences.
--->'''Cop 1:''' Oi! Defacing Royal Naval property?!? You shall walk the plank, sir!
* "'Ello, sir, you want to move in with me and the missus?"
* "The service at the Money Lender is fine, but it's the evil laughing that keeps me coming back."
* Phelous' utter bewilderment of a [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment sexy cat singing in an animal nightclub.]]
* The entire Quantum Leap sketch featuring Aladdin, Paige, and Wordsworth from Aladdin And The Adventure Of All Time.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Mortal Kombat: Konquest]]
* [[RunningGag "Quan Chi as Siro the uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhest Mortal Kombat Characterrr]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The True Story of Puss 'n Boots]]
* The start of the movie.
-->'''Narrator:''' "I witnessed an incredible story, one I've decided to tell to children young and old."
-->'''Phelous!Narrator:''' "And that's why I'm currently serving 5 life sentences."
[[/folder]]


[[folder:Dragon Ball: The Path To Power]]
* RunningGag of inserting the infamous NeverSayDie edits from the Ocean Dub of DBZ whenever a character dies.
* The shots at [[Anime/DragonBallGT Dragon Ball GT]] he made throughout the review.
* "[[ButtMonkey YAMCHA]] THE MOST [[Series/MortalKombatConquest SIRO]] DRAGON BALL Z CHARACTER!"
* '''Goku''':"What do I care about seeing your dirty old fanny?"
-->'''Phelous''': ''Fanny''?! Goku, you realize you can't say that! In England! Therefore you can't say it anywhere! Besides, over there it means [[CurseCutShort cun--]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Planet of the Turtloids]]
* "Stop [[BreakingtheFourthWall breaking the fourth wall]], [[DamselInDistress April]], it's only funny when Raphael does it."
** And then, three seconds later: "[[LogicBomb Stop breaking the fourth wall, Raphael, it's only funny when April does it.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Dragon Ball Z: Top 15 Funniest Alternations & Censoring]]
* "And here's [[BlackComedy the cherry on top of the evacuation]] [[{{Pun}} sundae.]]
* "We could handle main character's getting 'Next Dimensioned', but random people? They just escaped on their parachutes, because it's Sunday."
* After the credits
--> '''Nappa''' "Vegeta! what does the scouter say about his power level?"
--> '''Phelous!Vegeta''' "Too bad it's sunday! I would've said an [[Main/DiscreditedMeme overused meme]] tomorrow."
* ''(deadpan)'' "Trigger warning, guys: tears. Oops, was too late on that one."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Alice in Wonderland]]
* The second time Alice visits the hallway with the doors, the movie recycles so much animation from earlier, that Phelous fabricates a scenario of her getting trapped in a GroundhogDayLoop.
* Four words: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q2MGA8qB18 Old Man in Wonderland]].
* Phelous's reaction to seeing a cartoon caterpillar that looks freakishly like himself. "Well... I always wondered what ''I'' would look like as a high-as-fuck caterpillar."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys]]
* When Hermie and Rudolph are crossing a lake, Phelous jokingly suggests this actually is the Styx, and will lead to his favourite movie: [[Film/JasonGoesToHellTheFinalFriday Rudolph Goes to Hell]]. Which will then lead to [[Film/FreddyVsJason Rudolph Vs Frosty]].
-->"[[Film/AlienVsPredator Whoever wins...]] we'll forget."
* "Hermie banged the Tooth Fairy. Never forget."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Magic Gift of the Snowman]]
* When Landon reveals the snowman to his sister:
-->'''Phelous!Emery:''' Wow! Thank you for the personal creeper outside my window.\\
'''Phelous!Landon:''' Oh don't worry, Em, he's just going to watch '''[[EvilSoundsDeep EVERYTHING YOU DO!]]'''
* Phelous notes just how silly the "If she can make it to Christmas" diagnosis is, so he has the parents seek a second opinion. And ''who'' do they consult, you ask...?
-->'''[[EnsembleDarkhorse Old Man]]:''' [[RunningGag Your daughter got all wet from the snow! She's completely useless now!]]\\
'''Phelous!Dad:''' ...Oh, alright, we'll go with the "magical Christmas" diagnosis.
* His reactions to unsettling things in the film such as the UnfortunateImplications of the power the princess' smile holds, Snowden being a {{Jerkass}} to the kids, the villain being modeled off of [[Series/TalesFromTheCrypt the Crypt Keeper]] and who ''burns to death'' in the end.
-->'''Phelous:''' Half the time I went to write horrible responses for Snowden to say for this review, he would straight-up say them in the movie anyway!
* Phelous' reaction to hearing that [[BigBad the Charlatan]] snuck into Princess Electra's room at night and stole her smile.
-->'''Phelous:''' [[OhCrap Oh, shit]]. I don't think I'm gonna like [[{{Squick}} how he makes her]] [[MemeticMolester lose her smile...]]''([[RunningGag Rape]] [[BlackComedyRape Horn]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice plays]])''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Dinosaur Adventure]]
* Him pointing out the kid unfriendly dialogue with Tio's father and Robin's father.
-->'''Robin's father''': My God!\\
'''Tio's father''': What the ''[[PrecisionFStrike hell]]''?!
* Everything involving [[EnsembleDarkhorse Oro,]] especially the "science will make us fly" scene:
-->'''Oro''': You're as stupid as you always were!\\
'''Phelous''': Yikes! If you're getting called stupid by ''[[UncannyValley this]]'' face, you better rethink your life.\\
'''Oro''': Science has made progress! One day, we'll all be able to fly!\\
'''Phelous''': That's ''not'' how science works!\\
'''Phelous!Oro''': (''hovering through the air'') I'm flyyyyyiiiiinnng! ''SCIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNCE!''
* His reaction to the discovery of Tio II. He points out the obvious cruelty of Tio's parents just not bothering to look for their son and just had another son named after the first one.
--> '''Phelous''': Holy shit, their parents are horrible! [[CrossesTheLineTwice I love it!]]
* '''[[CallBack SCENE-INTERRUPTING ANKYLOSAURUS!!!]]'''
* "And everything was perfect in Damn Hell Valley... [[HappyEndingOverride until the ice age two days later."]]
-->'''The Lion King''': [[RunningGag My God!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Countryside Bears]]
* The triumphant return of Scene-Interrupting Bear.
* At one point, the creepy stalker crow from ''Dinosaur Adventure'' makes an appearance in the background, causing this to happen:
--> '''Phelous!Lion King''': [[CatchPhrase MY GOD!]] A SPY! ''(eats the crow)''
* When the baby kangaroo is picked up by the wind:
-->'''Phelous!Wabuu''': Well, she's dead. Let's go!
** "This, of course, is just one of those freak forest winds that can pick up a kangaroo but manages to not really disturb the trees. Weird, right? [[SarcasmMode It's almost like Dingo doesn't actually animate their stock backgrounds or something."]]
** Which is followed up with a cameo by Oro from ''Dinosaur Adventure'':
--->'''Phelous!Oro''': I ''told'' you science was making progress to make us all fly! (''flies past the kangaroo'') ''[[CallBack SCIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNCE!]]''
* One the bears complains how nobody will care if he gets wet, thus prompting....
--> '''Old Man''': I hope that bear ''does'' get wet in the future, [[RunningGag because that will mean...]] [[spoiler: [[SubvertedTrope that I was expected!]] [[ExtremeOmnivore *eats Grumpy*]] Ha! fooled you guys on that one!]]
* Phelous' JawDrop after Wabuu is called a [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids child murderer.]]
* Phelous almost gives up on the movie after the very first line of dialogue is "[[AccidentalInnuendo Hello]], [[UnfortunateNames Wiener]]."
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[[folder:The Secret of the Hunchback]]
* When Quasimodo tries to explain himself to the priest:
--> ''Quasimodo''': I wanna be, part of their wooooooorld.\\
'''Priest''': ''Stop ripping off the wrong cartoon, ugly''!
* After showing the scene with the doctor taking some kind of medicine, Phelous notes that Notre Dame's health care was the worst.
** And shortly after that:
--> '''Phelous''': Highlights of Quasimodo's life! (beat) [[DeadpanSnarker A pill popping doctor.]]
* [[SarcasmMode "Ah yes, just what the Hunchback of Notre Dame stories were always missing....a protection racket plot.]] But at least Notre Dame finally has a sheriff to bring order to this town of ugly babies."
* This:
-->'''Quasimodo''': Today's Fool's Day!\\
'''Phelous''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yes, I get that feeling already.]]
* Phelous' various comments upon realizing the sheriff "Bearded [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]]" is supposed to be Frollo:
-->'''Phelous''': "[[NewJobAsThePlotDemands Frollo really gets to have a lot of different jobs, doesn't he?]] Frollo was the archdeacon in [[Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the book]], he was a judge in [[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the Disney one]], but now, [[SarcasmMode the greatest Frollo of the all is the Sheriff of Notre Dame!]]"
-->'''Bearded Le Fou''': By order of Lord Frollo, high sheriff of the city of Paris...\\
'''Phelous''': Yes, keep saying it, it sounds dumber every time!
* The "Stupid Surprised Sheriff"
* The fake-out ending:
-->'''Priest''': We can only pray that some day they will see as you really are, Quasimodo.\\
[[AC:But they never did]]\\
[[AC:The End]]
* Frollo promises the bohemians an amnisty, and "maybe more":
-->'''Phelous!Frollo''': Maybe even seven minutes of heaven with [[CallBack Deputy Duck]]!\\
'''Phelous!Bohemian''': Uuuuh... I am not really [[BestialityIsDepraved into that]]... ''(Frollo throws a knife at him)''\\
'''Phelous!Frollo''': [[BerserkButton No-one turns down Deputy Duck!]]
* [[WesternAnimation/FatAlbertAndTheCosbyKids "Hey, hey, HEY!]] I'm a [[PrecisionFStrike muthafucking]] ''gargoyle'', [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!"
* Once Quasimodo's true face is revealed:
-->'''Mah God King''': [[CatchPhrase My god!]] He's less creepy than before! RUUUN!
* When Pierre immediatly figures out that [[CaptainObvious the big, fat bohemian trying to pose as Esmeralda isn't her]]:
-->"PIERRELOCK, THE GREATEST NOTRE DAME DETECTIVE!"
* Playing the Film/PumaMan theme over the scene where [[spoiler: [[GainaxEnding Quasimodo spontaneously grows wings and starts flying]].]]
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[[folder: The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (Golden Films Version)]]
* Throughout the review, comparing this version to the Good Times version - and deciding this one [[UpToEleven is much worse]]. He makes a convincing case.
* After seeing the film's design of Frollo... [[AdaptationalNameChange oh, I mean Jean-Claude!]]
-->'''Phelous''': Oh wow... [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone I feel bad]] for calling Frollo in Film/TheSecretOfTheHunchback [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]] with facial hair now. [[TheyJustDidntCare This really is just]] [[{{Expy}} Gaston with a curly mustache]]. [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] [[SarcasmMode bravo, Golden Guys!]]
* His laugh at this Quasimodo's InformedDeformity.
-->"[[SarcasmMode The best way to show that he has beauty on the inside is by giving him beauty on the outside]]!"\\
"Oooh, he's so grotesque! He looks like he is ready to join a boys band!"
* When the bats are somehow able to communicate with Quasimodo during daytime from Notre-Dame when he is outside during night time leads to Phelous theorizing they are from another dimension.
* "Quasi-Frollo" saying "The party is over, Fellas!" with his accent. Cue Phelous' reaction:
-->'''Phelous''': Di-did he just say my fucking name?! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
* "[[CaptainObvious Doing anything against the law is illegal.]]"
* His theory on Quasimodo [[spoiler: becoming handsome.]]
-->''Did Esmer-Melody use her magic on him or did he just brush his hair out of his eyes and stand up straight? Take your pick, [[{{Asspull}} it's insultingly stupid either way!]]''
* His response to Melody and the Hunchback getting married at the end:
-->'''Phelous''': Creator/VictorHugo always intended to have Esmerelda and Quasimodo marry at the end. He just didn't have the technology to write it back then.
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[[folder: The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (Dingo Pictures Version)]]
* Phelous' shock that of all the versions he has seen of the Hunchback of Notre-Dame, the ''Dingo'' version is the one where Frollo actually is an Archdeacon like he was in the book.
* When Pierre tells Esmeralda that she's full of secrets, [[Main/CallBack she grows wings and flies away while the]] Film/PumaMan [[Main/CallBack theme plays.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Hellraiser: Hellworld]]
* "[[RunningGag Christ's sake, that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.]]"
* Phelous calling the main characters the WesternAnimation/SuperFriends due to Creator/HenryCavill and Creator/KharyPayton's presence among their ranks.
** He also suggests that Christopher Jacot's character isn't getting along with the others due to being [[WesternAnimation/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroes more of a Marvel guy]].
* Phelous's favorite Cenobite..."[[NoNameGiven The Other One]]"...?
** "2/10"
** Made even better by Pinhead going on rants about how lame Other One is.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Beauty and the Beast Anime]]
* Phelous' shock upon learning the Beauty actually has a real name this time (Maria) instead of just "Beauty" or Beauty in another language.
* Every time Old Man [[EvenEvilHasStandards calls out Anime Dad/Beardria]].
-->'''Old Man''': ''(after the daughters asked for their gifts)'' They don't deserve it! Get them nothing!\\
'''Anime Dad''': [[AbusiveParents Maybe my gift will be the back of my hand]]!\\
'''Old Man''': ...Too far, bro!\\\
'''Old Man''': ''(when the father finds the red roses)'' Oh! This is your chance to get Maria back! Get her a pink rose instead of the red one that she requested!\\
'''Anime Dad''': Ah, yes! Then I will [[AssShove shove the rose so far up her ass it comes out her mouth]] and then [[AxCrazy burn the house down]]!\\
'''Old Man''': Eh... maybe I should just stop talking to you...\\\
'''Anime Dad''': ''(offering a dildo to Maria)'' That's sure gonna make you '''wet''', uh?\\
'''Old Man''': I am not saying it! I refuse to have any part in this! You are the worst Beauty's father ever!\\\
'''Anime Dad''': ''Maria''!\\
'''Old Man''': Who cares! ''(leaves)''
* Phelous' AlternativeCharacterInterpretation that Maria actually is trying to troll her dad and get him killed.
* Phelous questioning the veracity of birds as wedding witnesses.
-->'''Dingo Judge''': How wrong you are. This goat has verified everything. Their marriage is legal and binding.\\
'''Phelous''': Stupid Middle Ages!!!
* The reveal of Maria's "real" father.
-->''No![[spoiler: Not [[CallBack Senor Mustache!]] He's not nearly as popular as [[EnsembleDarkhorse Old Man!]]]]"
* The RunningGag of Maria [[PowerIncontinence accidentally turning everything into dust.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Cinderella (GoodTimes)]]
* The Prince's resemblance to ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters''' Peter Venkman prompts a number of references to the cartoon.
** On a BadDate, the prince whines, "I ''hate'' that!", in the voice of Dave Coulier!Peter. This makes Cinderella giggle, until [[RunningGag Lorenzo Music!Peter quips, "It wasn't that funny."]]
** After Cinderella asks the Fairy Godmother how a pumpkin can help her go to the ball, cut to Cinderella standing on top of the pumpkin, which rolls her all the way to the castle. Once there, it lands on the prince's head. This apparently turns him into Samhain, who declares, "I am Halloween!" Phelous proceeds to call this, "the story of how Cinderella created Halloween."
* When Phelous sarcastically remarks that no other woman probably shares Cinderella's shoe size, he shows the glass slipper fitting [=GoodTimes=]' Beauty. She reacts with another not-so-dramatic gasp.
-->'''Prince:''' Oh... Uh, you're obviously not the girl I danced with so, uh, I don't know why I did this...\\
'''Old Man:''' Nope! Too late! You gotta take her! Also, I get money out of this, right? ''(rides off with the money)'' Ha ha! See ya suckers!
* His HappyEndingOverride
-->'''Phelous''': Unfortunately, Cinderella's feet grew a little bit more in a couple of years and her feet would no longer fit in the glass slippers. And the prince was just no longer sure she was the one. They had a really messy divorce. He kept the shoes...and tried wearing them and then they broke and he got an infection and died.
* The duke announcing the prince's plan to find Cinderella.
-->'''Duke''': "Hear ye, hear ye, the prince requests that all single ladies..."\\
'''Phelous!Duke''': Yes, [[{{Music/Beyonce}} all the single ladies, all the single ladies.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Little Mermaid (GoodTimes)]]
* Phelous declares "0 out of 10" for Lena's family's castle [[FreudWasRight lacking a phallic tower]].
* Prince Stefan looks so much like Prince Eric, that Phelous asks if the party on the boat is a "Prince Eric Look-Alike Party".
* Phelous has an OffModel Lena deliver the following lament:
-->Literature/{{I have no mouth and I must| scream}} [[DeathByDespair die...of sadness.]]
** Of course, [=GoodTimes=]' Beast tells Lena he can relate to her.
[[/folder]]
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* Phelous has an OffModel Lena deliver the following lament:
-->Literature/{{I have no mouth and I must| scream}} [[DeathByDespair die...of sadness.]]
** Of course, [=GoodTimes=]' Beast tells Lena he can relate to her.
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* Phelous is amazed when he finds out that [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Motocycle the Pooh]] plays ''Music/GangamStyle'' once it's turned on.




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* After Phelous reads the box of the Eye Catching Cartoon Motorcycle boast, "Makes Children Lively and Lovely", he decides to test if it can also make him lovely. He taps the box, then dabs his face. When he doesn't appear to change, he laments that maybe he's too old for it to have any effect.
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[[folder:The Little Mermaid (GoodTimes)]]
* Phelous declares "0 out of 10" for Lena's family's castle [[FreudWasRight lacking a phallic tower]].
* Prince Stefan looks so much like Prince Eric, that Phelous asks if the party on the boat is a "Prince Eric Look-Alike Party".
[[/folder]]
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* Phelous's reaction to seeing a cartoon caterpillar that looks freakishly like himself. "Thank you movie, I always wondered what ''I'' would look like as a high-as-fuck caterpillar."

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* Phelous's reaction to seeing a cartoon caterpillar that looks freakishly like himself. "Thank you movie, "Well... I always wondered what ''I'' would look like as a high-as-fuck caterpillar."
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