!! Reviews
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* Funny/Phelous2009Episodes
* Funny/Phelous2010Episodes
* Funny/Phelous2011Episodes
* Funny/Phelous2012Episodes
* Funny/Phelous2013Episodes
* Funny/Phelous2014Episodes
* Funny/Phelous2015Episodes
* Funny/Phelous2016Episodes
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[[folder:Let's Play: Silent Hill]]
* Phelous knows you're not supposed to insert ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'' references into a ''SilentHill'' LP, but sometimes he just can't stop himself...
-->'''Harry:''' *''staring at a bloody wall where dogs were once chained up''* "What the..? What is it?"
-->'''Phelous:''' "'''Blood.''' Hope it's not '''''Cheryl's''''' blood."
* And later...
-->'''Cybil:''' "Have you got a gun?"
-->'''Phelous!Harry:''' "I got a shotgu- oh, wait, no I don't."
* He also spends a lot of time calling the [[GiantFlyer Air Screamers]] names and yelling at them for coming out of nowhere and kicking him in the head and nicknames the Rompers "Humpers" due to [[FreudWasRight their attack animation]].
* The [[CombatSadomasochist Orgasmic]] [[ChainsawGood Chainsaw]] was hilarious, too.
* When Harry is trying to explain the [[DarkWorld Otherworld]] to Cybil, he dubs in "Must be on drugs" after every sentence.
* When he's in the restroom (I believe that's where he was, anyway), and hears a child crying from offscreen: "SHUT UP!" His tone when he yells it is hilarious.
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[[folder: Halloweenie]]
* [[StylisticSuck His reviews as "Halloweenie"]]. ''Everything''. From the fake skull "mask", to the skull on his desk wearing a baseball hat and glasses (no doubt a reference to [[https://twitter.com/Phelous/status/247484004729769985/photo/1 this]] picture he posted on Twitter), to the [[LargeHam hamminess]], to the SpecialEffectsFailure, to the intentionally shoddy editing, and to the horrible "jokes".
-->'''Halloweenie''': They FUNSIZED my pumpkiiin! I'm lying, it's an orange. I don't know how to carve a pump- (straight to next cut)
-->'''Halloweenie''': For years we've been sold on these mini lies with the lie fun-size. Well, do you know what's fun to me? Killing pe- More Candy!
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[[folder: Bootleg Zone videos]]
* For starters the Title Cards read: "The Bootleg Zone... ''with '''the Phaylus!'''''
* His reaction to the "Pure Evil" Turtle from the Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles-esque Turtle Fighters.
** Leo!Mike ([[TheyJustDidntCare Michelangelo with Leonardo's belt buckle]]) features incredibly sloppy painting (especially the teeth), lopsided eyes, a pinhole in one of it's eyes, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a pentagram on it's head]], a pitchfork for a weapon (ripped off from the WesternAnimation/ChuckNorrisKarateKommandos action figures) and after the filming was done it's left arm fell off.
* After Phelous points out a red splotch near the mouth of one of the Prodigy Pets, he performs a little skit about Pikachu walking through "Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Land"[[note]]Phelous' table with Burger King Pokeballs scattered about[[/note]] and getting attacked by a vampire.
--->'''Vampire:''' Vampirism! [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} It's super effective!]]
* Performing a Prodigy Pet Poke-Rap...with just Pikachu.
* Acting out an episode of Power Rangers with the Turbo Galaxy Rangers.
* Bat Hero acts utterly pathetic and whiny as a crimefighter, to the point where he even mistakes other crimefighters for criminals. After he kills the Turbo Galaxy Rangers and unwittingly helps Krang steal their transporter, all of the bootleg toys that Phelous reviewed up to that point have Bat Hero lynched.
--> '''Bat Hero''': "Hmm, my bat sense is tingling."
--> '''Blue Turbo Galaxy Ranger''': "That's Spider-Man!"
* The Ninja Turtles deciding to beat Shredder...with guns.
* Removing Leo's kimono in Karate Turtles Warriors complete with sexy music, followed by:
-->"Nakedness in a half shell! Flasher power!"
* Part of TheStinger of the ''Flying Ranger'' Bootleg Zone video. [[Manga/DragonBall Goku]] arrives, wanting to be a Flying Ranger as well, but is told he can't because he doesn't have wings.
--> '''Goku''': I have an idea!
--> ''*gets shot with a Little Pluckies Ninja Protects, and reappears with a halo and angel wings*''
--> '''Flying Ranger''': Great! Now you can be a Flying Ranger too!
--> '''Goku''': Nope, I'm dead!
--> ''*ascends to Heaven*''
* [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 Krang]] congratulates Steffi Love, the Glitter Diva, for humiliating Bat Hero, calling her more evil than [[MinionWithAnFInEvil Bebop and Rocksteady]]. Steffi admits that it doesn't take much to act more evil than them. Bebop and Rocksteady try to counterargue by boasting that at least they haven't eaten any computer chips that day.
* After Phelous discovers that Steffi Love has [[http://simbatoys.de/en/brands__products/steffi_love.shtml her own theme song]], he makes a music video for it, which consists mostly of Steffi beating people up and hanging out with villains.
* Titanic-Bot has Phelous making fun of how stupid it's a Titanic knock-off to be offended by it.
--> ''"Now, How big of an asshole would I be if I put '''ICE''' on it? Haha! ({{Beat}}) I'm doing a TITANIC THAT TURNS INTO A TRANSFORMER. It's too late for dignity now."''
** Bat Hero and Steffi Love try to use the Titanic-Bot to re-enact Rose "flying" in ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}'', but fall face-first into the water due to it being too small for Bat Hero to stand on.
* The whole dang WesternAnimation/{{Thomas| The Tank Engine}} Franchise/{{Transformers}} review.
* The skit at the end of the [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Specialman]] review. Specialman just sings his name and rams into criminals, until he rams into a "sinking" Titanic-Bot and ends up in the hospital. [[spoiler: Then an exasperated Bat Hero shows up, and when Specialman points out that Bat Hero is wanted by the police, Robert Cop takes care of it after Specialman rams into Bat Hero and flatlines.]]
* Phelous and Lupa referring to a red-clad Batman and a black-clad Spider-Man as "[=SpiderBat=] and [=ManMan=]", respectively.
** Since [=ManMan=] can't hold his web-shield properly, Phelous and Lupa try to find an alternate use for it. First Phelous sticks it in the hole in [=ManMan=]'s behind, and spins it around while laughing and playing circus music. Then, Lupa puts it in the hole in [=ManMan=]'s head, and she and Phelous refer to it in the rest of the review as a hairpiece.
* The Spider-Man Motorcycle review is just ''magical'', particularly the siren. [[spoiler: Its 'siren' is "La La Love On My Mind" by Anne Wisbourn, and instead of racing around it bobs up and down like a very slow mechanical bull.]]
** '''OVERLAND!'''
** Just as brilliant is 'Motorcycle the Pooh' ([[Main/BlatantLies who is riding a four-wheeler]]) that wildly spins around to [[Music/{{PSY}} Gangnam Style]].
* Phelous decides to review a bootleg Franchise/{{Pokemon}} game, referred to as ''Pokémon: Strange Gold''. [[spoiler: It's actually [[{{Creepypasta}} Pokémon: Lost Silver]], complete with Phelous succumbing to Lavender Town Syndrome]].
* "'''INFINITE PLEASURE!'''" *Cuts to him looking at the toy sadly*
** From the same review:
--> [Dinosaur Invincibility] broke twice over the course of this video and I wasn't even rough on it. (cut to Phelous hitting it with a hammer)
* The Filly Witchy review is especially funny to [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Bronies]] since Phelous may be secretly OneOfUs.
* [[RunningGag Baltard: The biggest loser on Planet Ferror!]]
* The first impression of the Super Heros version of Spider-Man and the black splotch on his right eye.
-->'''Phelous!Spider-Man:''' ''(in funny voice)'' Eek! I'm really surprised at something! SURPRISER-MAN! Why am I winking?! ''(screams)''
* In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDmgNDol-3g&index=49&list=PL3XCSTT5utpv_pSNtADv_vqf9bKlFULxr Galaxy Cop]] video he points out the "Not for Children 3 and under logo" and makes reference to a WebVideo/StuartAshen joke, because people complained that he didn't use it in previous videos, even though he makes a valid point:
-->''They did at least add the warning and some symbols on the backside including '''Sad Onion''', not my bit but apparently I '''have''' to say that!''
* After Phelous reads the box of the Eye Catching Cartoon Motorcycle boast, "Makes Children Lively and Lovely", he decides to test if it can also make him lovely. He taps the box, then dabs his face. When he doesn't appear to change, he laments that maybe he's too old for it to have any effect.
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[[folder: Mortal Kombat: Konquest]]
* [[RunningGag "Quan Chi as Siro the uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhest Mortal Kombat Characterrr]]
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[[folder: Other Videos]]
* His video of watching the ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' series finale and [[FreakOut being horrified]] to see that [[spoiler: Clark Kent becomes BATMAN! That's not what REALLY happens, but it does in this video and it's hi-larious!]]
** Also, his constant laughter and screaming throughout the finale.
* His review of the deluxe 1987 ''TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' action figures; which doubles as a massive TakeThat to the Irate the 80s subseries from TheIrateGamer, copying mannerisms, review styles, bad economic logic, and rating the figures a [[SoOkayItsAverage Nostalgic Okay]].
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->'''Old Man''': [[SelfDeprecation Phelous hasn't been funny since ''Mac and Me''.]] [[RunningGag He's completely useless now...]]