History Funny / Phelous

** Leo!Mike (Michelangelo with Leonardo's belt buckle) features incredibly sloppy painting (especially the teeth), lopsided eyes, a pinhole in one of its eyes, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a pentagram on its head]], a pitchfork for a weapon (ripped off from the WesternAnimation/ChuckNorrisKarateKommandos action figures) and after the filming was done its left arm fell off.

* His review of the ''Film/GhostbustersII'' Flip 'N' Fun Joke Book. The jokes and illustrations in it are so terrible, Phelous is often left either [[LamePunReaction groaning]], [[SuckinessIsPainful screaming]], [[BrokenTears sobbing]], or [[LaughingMad cackling insanely.]]

* His review of the ''LiveActionFilm/GhostbustersII'' Flip 'N' Fun Joke Book. The jokes and illustrations in it are so terrible, Phelous is often left either [[LamePunReaction groaning]], [[SuckinessIsPainful screaming]], [[BrokenTears sobbing]], or [[LaughingMad cackling insanely.]]

** TheStinger, in which the titular heroes are ''extremely'' easily overwhelmed by an evil [[WesternAnimation/MightyMouse Bat-Bat]] figure Phelous calls[[Franchise/{{Superman}} Batzlptlk]]. Then, since there is NoKillLikeOverkill, Batzlptlk sics WesternAnimation/{{Snow White| and the Seven Dwarfs}}, FanonPokedex/{{Togepi}}, Franchise/{{Barbie}}, two [[WesternAnimation/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians Cruella de Vils]], and [[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 Flounder]] on his victims... all the while said victims merely lie there begging for mercy, insisting they're already defeated.

** TheStinger, in which the titular heroes face defeat, from an evil [[WesternAnimation/MightyMouse Bat-Bat]] figure Phelous calls, "[[Franchise/{{Superman}} Batzlptlk]]". Then, since there is NoKillLikeOverkill, Batzlptlk sics WesternAnimation/{{Snow White| and the Seven Dwarfs}}, FanonPokedex/{{Togepi}}, Franchise/{{Barbie}}, two [[WesternAnimation/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians Cruella de Vils]], and [[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 Flounder]] on his victims. Surprisingly, ''all'' of those "villains" win.

* The Little Princess (Disney knockoff) doll set review goes off the rails almost immediately when Lupa notices Cinderella's halter-style top exposes most of her, uh, torso. They declare "Princesses Gone Wild!" and start yanking up their skirts... to disclose that their underwear is just a basket''weave'' pattern on the plastic... cheerfully ignoring the fact that these are supposed to be the ''little girl'' variant dolls. Suffice it to say the comments are filled with people wondering what kind of watchlist they're now on.
* Since the Little Princess "[[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 Ariel]]" doll (aka "Fishtits") doesn't come with a human outfit, Phelous and Lupa realize that when she loses her lacy mermaid tail, she has to run around pantless, exposing her "butt weave". Lupa calls Fishtits "[[SarcasmMode decent]]" after they put some mismatched shoes on her feet.

* After Phelous reads the box of the Eye Catching Cartoon Motorcycle boast, "Makes Children Lively and Lovely", he decides to test if it can also make him lovely. He taps the box, then dabs his face. When he doesn't appear to change, he laments that maybe he's too old for it to have any effect.

* The mere ''existence'' of "iPhone Iron Man"--literally just a (surprisingly well-made) Iron Man figure with a silver-and-black variant paint job, the Apple logo on its chest and "5GS" just above its crotch. Yes, Phelous tries, and no, it doesn't make phone calls. It does however have a blue light in the centre of the logo, so there's that.

* The mere ''existence'' of "iPhone Iron Man"--literally just a (surprisingly well-made) Iron Man figure with a silver-and-black variant paint job, the Apple logo on its chest and "5GS" just above its crotch. Yes, Phelous tries, and no, it doesn't make phone calls. It does however have a blue light on its chest, so there's that.

* For starters the Title Cards read: "The Bootleg Zone... ''with '''the Phaylus!''''' A shoddy knockoff host for the show about shoddy knockoffs.

* For starters the Title Cards read: "The Bootleg Zone... ''with '''the Phaylus!'''''

* The review of the Big Cock (a light-up rooster baby toy) (yes, really) features all the expected wildly immature jokes... until the reams of ''absolutely insane'' Engrish on the box upstage them completely.

* The Little Princess (Disney knockoff) doll set review goes off the rails almost immediately when Lupa notices Cinderella's halter-style top exposes most of her, uh, torso. They declare "Princesses Gone Wild!" and start yanking up their skirts... to disclose that their underwear is just a basket''weave'' pattern on the plastic... and these are supposed to be the ''little girl'' variant dolls. Suffice it to say the comments are filled with people wondering what kind of watchlist they're now on.

* The Little Princess (Disney knockoff) doll set review goes off the rails almost immediately when Lupa notices Cinderella's halter-style top exposes most of her, uh, torso. They immediately declare "Princesses Gone Wild!" and start yanking up their skirts... then realise that their underwear is just a basket'' weave'' pattern on the plastic... and these are supposed to be the ''little girl'' variant dolls. Suffice it to say the comments are filled with people wondering what kind of watchlist they're now on.

* The review of the Big Cock (a light-up rooster baby toy) (yes, really) features all the expected wildly immature jokes... until the reams of ''absolutely insane'' Engrish on the box upstages them completely.

* The review of the Big Cock (a light-up rooster baby toy) (yes, really) makes all the expected immature jokes... but it's the reams of ''absolutely insane'' Engrish on the box that becomes the unexpected star of the review.

* Titanic-Bot has Phelous pointing out right up front that that toy itself (a crappy Transformers knockoff) is so stupid it'd be silly to be genuinely offended by it. Which doesn't prevent him from desperately trying and hilariously failing to be sensitive to the tragedy, which gets more and more difficult while 'trying to see if this thing floats... d'oh I did it again!' Eventually he just gives up altogether:

* Since the Little Princess "[[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 Ariel]]" doll (aka, "Fishtits") doesn't come with a human outfit, Phelous and Lupa realize that when she loses her lacy mermaid tail, she has to run around pantless, exposing her "butt weave". Lupa calls Fishtits "[[SarcasmMode decent]]" after they put some mismatched shoes on her feet.

* Titanic-Bot has Phelous desperately trying and hilariously failing to be sensitive to the tragedy while 'trying to see if this thing floats... d'oh I did it again!' Eventually he gives up, pointing out that that toy itself (a crappy Transformers knockoff) is so stupid it'd be silly to be genuinely offended by it anyway.

--> ''"Now, How big of an asshole would I be if I put '''ICE''' on it? Haha! ({{Beat}}) I'm doing a TITANIC THAT TURNS INTO A TRANSFORMER. It's too late for dignity now."''

* Titanic-Bot has Phelous desperately trying and hilariously (in part because so genuinely) failing to be sensitive to the tragedy while 'trying to see if this thing floats... d'oh I did it again!' Eventually he gives up, pointing out that that toy itself (a crappy Transformers knockoff) is so stupid it'd be silly to be genuinely offended by it anyway.

* Titanic-Bot has Phelous desperately trying and hilariously failing to be sensitive to the tragedy while 'trying to see if this thing floats... d'oh I did it again!' Eventually he gives up, pointing out that that toy itself (a crappy Transformers knockoff) is so stupid it'd be silly to be genuinely offended by it anyway.

* The Little Princess (Disney knockoff) doll set review goes off the rails almost immediately when Lupa notices Cinderella's halter-style top exposes most of her, uh, torso. They immediately declare "Princesses Gone Wild!" and start yanking up their dresses... then realise that their underwear is just a basket'' weave'' pattern on the plastic... and these are supposed to be the ''little girl'' variant dolls. Suffice it to say the comments are filled with people wondering what kind of watchlist they're now on.

* Titanic-Bot has Phelous making fun of how stupid it's a Titanic knock-off to be offended by it.