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* The entire family is getting ready to eat. Sarah asks where Drew is. Amber mentions that [[ADateWithRosiePalms he’s in the bathroom again.]]

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* The entire family is getting ready to eat. Sarah asks where Drew is. Amber mentions that [[ADateWithRosiePalms he’s in the bathroom again.]]
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-->"I saw Cowboy Dan, but I didn't like the look on his face! It was like this: ''*flashes hilariously dopey smile*'' ...So I '''killed him.'''

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-->"I saw Cowboy Dan, but Dan. I didn't like the look on his face! It was like this: ''*flashes hilariously dopey smile*'' ...So I '''killed him.'''
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-->"I saw Cowboy Dan, but I didn't like the look on his face! It was like this: <<flashes hilariously dopey smile>> ...So I ''killed him.''

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-->"I saw Cowboy Dan, but I didn't like the look on his face! It was like this: <<flashes ''*flashes hilariously dopey smile>> ...smile*'' ...So I ''killed '''killed him.''
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* Cowboy Gil. Just, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC22hLS-sWw Cowboy Gil]]:
-->"I saw Cowboy Dan, but I didn't like the look on his face! It was like this: <<flashes hilariously dopey smile>> ...So I ''killed him.''

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** To which Gil drily responds: --> '''Gil:''' Show him honey.

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** To which Gil drily responds: responds:
--> '''Gil:''' Show him honey.
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** To which Gil drily responds: ---> '''Gil''' Show him honey.

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** To which Gil drily responds: ---> '''Gil''' --> '''Gil:''' Show him honey.
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-->'''Sarah:''' From the David Byrne collection…
-->'''Julia:''' Weren’t you on Dynasty?
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* Zeek tells Sarah that he read her play and Sarah reprimands him for it. During their conversation Amber starts insistently asking if she’s talked about in the play. After Sarah and Zeek stop talking, Sarah turns to a still questioning Amber and uses the exact tone of a mother who is completely over it.
-->'''Sarah:''' Yeah, it’s ''ALL'' about you.

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* Zeek tells Sarah that he read her play and Sarah reprimands him for it. During their conversation Amber starts insistently asking if she’s talked about mentioned in the play. After Sarah and Zeek stop talking, Sarah turns to a still questioning Amber and uses the exact tone of a mother who is completely over it.
-->'''Sarah:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, it’s ''ALL'' ALL about you.]]
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* Kristina is entering the working world for the first time in years and has Sarah and Julia over to help her pick work-appropriate outfits. Both sisters-in-law proceed to make fun of Kristina’s horribly dated looks.
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** Kristina asks Haddie if she bought the bra for Steve. Not wanting to get into the conversation that Kristina is building towards, Haddie dismissively says that Steve doesn’t have boobs.
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—->'''Adam:''' Haddie?! Get it off me! Get it off!

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—->'''Adam:''' -->'''Adam:''' Haddie?! Get it off me! Get it off!
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* Kristina thinks that Adam bought her a sexy bra while Adam thinks that she bought it for herself. Kristina checks the packaging and sees that it’s addressed to an H. Braverman. Cue Adam freaking out about the bra lying on him.
—->'''Adam:''' Haddie?! Get it off me! Get it off!
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* Sarah thinks that Adam is pulling her leg about Crosby having a son until he breaks out the name ‘Jabber’.

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* Sarah thinks that Adam is pulling her leg about Crosby having a son until he breaks out the name ‘Jabber’.‘Jabbar’.
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-->'''Amber:''' Yeah… ''spanking’'' clean.

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-->'''Amber:''' Yeah… ''spanking’'' ''spankin’'' clean.
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-->'''Amber:''' Yeah… ''spanking'' clean.

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-->'''Amber:''' Yeah… ''spanking'' ''spanking’'' clean.
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* Sarah, Kristina, and Julia are talking about Sarah’s upcoming first date with Mark. Julia mentions that since Mark is younger he’s probably not going to want to be ‘scared off by a chia pet’. What follows is a quite frank discussion about pubic hair.
-->'''Kristina:''' (To Julia) Ok, seriously I want to know what you’ve got going on down there.
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* Adam is out at dinner with two clients when he gets a call from Kristina. She tries to get him to cut the dinner as short as possible since Haddie and Max are gone for a few hours. Adam is on board and just before hanging up, Kristina decides to entice Adam with this line:
-->'''Kristina:''' Adam? [[UnusualEuphemism Kitten’s on the grill.]]
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* Sarah asks Crosby whether she’s ok to start seeing Mr. Cyr. Crosby reasons that she must want to go out with Mr. Cyr if she’s coming to him for advice instead of Adam or Julia.
--> '''Crosby:''' If you wanted to say ‘no’ you’d ask Dudley Do-Right or Judge Julia.
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* Julia asks Joel if she’s a control freak. He hesitates to speak and Julia then tells him what he should have said to comfort her. Joel asks if telling him how to respond to the question makes Julia feel like less of a control freak.
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* Sarah thinks that Adam is pulling her leg about Crosby having a son until he breaks out the name ‘Jabber’.
-->'''Sarah:''' There’s ''no'' way you could have made that name up.
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-->'''Crosby:''' Well, if you do get booted then maybe that ho won’t try to raw dog your husband.

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-->'''Crosby:''' --->'''Crosby:''' Well, if you do get booted then maybe that ho won’t try to raw dog your husband.
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* Sarah calls Adam to talk to Drew about the masturbation and tell him to maybe channel his energy in other ways.
-->'''Adam:''' What like downloading porn?
-->'''Sarah:''' (Groans)
-->'''Adam:''' That’s outside the shower.
* Zeek tries to convince Sarah to let him talk to Drew. Sarah immediately turns him down saying that the talk Zeek had with Sarah, way back when, was scarring enough. Zeek says that he just wants Drew to know that it’s normal and even he, himself still does it. Sarah drives off in understandable disgust.
* Adam and Kristina go to Steve’s house to look for a runaway Haddie. Adam is shocked that Steve would live in such a nice house.
-->'''Kristina:''' Honey, don’t judge a book by it’s cover: you can cook meth anywhere. I told you that.
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* In the middle of moving, Sarah realizes that Amber is missing and tracks her down at her slacker teenage boyfriend’s apartment. Amber says that she isn’t moving to Berkeley: she’s moving in with Damien. A stand off begins between mother and daughter as Amber tells Damien that Sarah’s bark is worse than her bite. There’s a split second pause as Sarah shoots Amber a look and Amber starts to look worried. Sarah then lunges at Amber before the scene cuts.

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* In the middle of moving, Sarah realizes that Amber is missing and tracks her down at her slacker teenage boyfriend’s apartment. Amber says that she isn’t moving to Berkeley: she’s moving in with Damien. A stand off begins between mother and daughter as Amber tells Damien that Sarah’s bark is worse than her bite. There’s a split second pause as Sarah shoots Amber a look and [[OhCrap Amber starts to look worried. worried.]] Sarah then lunges at Amber before the scene cuts.



* The entire family is getting ready to eat. Sarah asks where Drew is. Amber mentions that [ADateWithRosiePalms:he’s in the bathroom again.]

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* The entire family is getting ready to eat. Sarah asks where Drew is. Amber mentions that [ADateWithRosiePalms:he’s [[ADateWithRosiePalms he’s in the bathroom again.]]]
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* Julia and Joel need a babysitter and Sarah, seeing an opportunity to prove herself to Julia, volunteers an uninterested Amber. Sarah goes over to Amber who is sleeping in a lawn chair and wakes her up by flicking water in her face.
-->'''Sarah:''' Aunt Julia wants you to babysit.
-->'''Amber:''' So you’re waterboarding me?
* The entire family is getting ready to eat. Sarah asks where Drew is. Amber mentions that [ADateWithRosiePalms:he’s in the bathroom again.]
-->'''Amber:''' You do know what he’s doing in there right?
-->'''Sarah:''' (Shut up now tone) Yes, he’s getting clean.
-->'''Amber:''' Yeah… ''spanking'' clean.
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-->'''Crosby:'''Well, if you do get booted then maybe that ho won’t try to raw dog your husband.

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-->'''Crosby:'''Well, -->'''Crosby:''' Well, if you do get booted then maybe that ho won’t try to raw dog your husband.
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-->'''Crosby'''Well, if you do get booted then maybe that ho won’t try to raw dog your husband.

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-->'''Crosby'''Well, -->'''Crosby:'''Well, if you do get booted then maybe that ho won’t try to raw dog your husband.
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* Raquel is flirting with Joel while hosting the school auction. Kristina sees this interaction and immediately asks Julia “who is this tramp?”.
** The flirting was picked up on by Crosby too.
-->'''Crosby'''Well, if you do get booted then maybe that ho won’t try to raw dog your husband.
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* Julia is bidding on an item at a school auction. It looks like she is going to get it, but Raquel swoops in at the last minute. Julia ups her bid right back. Cue ‘uh-oh’ reactions from all of the siblings as they realize this is about to get serious given how hyper-competitive Julia is.

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