History Funny / ParaNorman

* "That statue just [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar 'psst']] at us?"

** For that matter, the zombies' arrival in town. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar First, they see a billboard of a woman with money stuffed between her breasts and groan excitedly.]] But then they experience Culture Shock and get freaked out by the various stuff in town, gasping each time, such as a drunk couple stumbling out of a pub, a punk spray painting graffiti of a skull on a wall, a man eating a burger in his car and spraying ketchup over the windshield, and finally, a TV flipping through channels, first of a man using a machine gun, then a monster truck rally, a lipstick commercial, a nuclear explosion, a rock star concert, and lastly, ''a kids' show.'' Then, one of the zombies [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screams in a high-pitched voice!]] Part of it makes sense: the zombies are Puritans and are shocked that this home they have started as a place without sin has sex, violence and corruption wherever they look.
* In a truly hilarious moment of GettingCrapPastTheRadar, at one point Alvin ''grabs [[HartmanHips Courtney's]] butt''.

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'''Norman:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I think you'll be safe.]]\\

-->'''Mitch''': You're gonna love my boyfriend. He's like a total chick-flick nut!

** For that matter, the zombies' arrival in town. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar First, they see a billboard of a woman with money stuffed between her breasts and groan excitedly.]] But then they experience Culture Shock and get freaked out by the various stuff in town, gasping each time, such as a drunk couple stumbling out of a pub, a punk spray painting graffiti of a skull on a wall, a man eating a burger in his car and spraying ketchup over the windshield, and finally, a TV flipping through channels, first of a man using a machine gun, then a monster truck rally, a lipstick commercial, a nuclear explosion, a rock star concert, and lastly, ''a kids' show.'' Then, one of the zombies [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screams in a high-pitched voice!]]

* In the midst of a dark sequence at the beginning of the climax, as Norman is trying to convince Aggie of their similarities and she angrily counters that ''he's'' not ''DEAD'', there's something chuckle-worthy in how she follows that up (in a tone reminding us that whatever else she is, there's a part of her that is eternally an eleven-year-old girl) with, "And you're a ''boy''."

-->'''Mitch''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Does anyone know CPR?]]

-->'''Neil''': They're not boobs! They're pec-tor-als! ''(Alvin punches him)'' Ow! My boobs!

* After [[OverlyLongGag Neil finally convinces Norman to throw the stick]], he does so [[spoiler:causing it to promptly ricochet off a tree and bean Neil in the face]].
* Norman's [[spoiler:epic struggle to take the book from his dead uncle's hands]].
** [[spoiler:He finally gets it... And then his uncle's body falls on top of him, and his tongue rolls out onto Norman's face.]]

-->[[spoiler:'''Mitch''']]: You're gonna love my boyfriend. He's like a total chick-flick nut!

* The actress in the scary movie screaming as a zombie inches sooooowly toward her... so slowly that she stops screaming and casts an exasperated look off-camera.

* "I ''knew'' something like this was going to happen!!" "You did? Wow. Because that zombie bit really threw me."

-->'''Norman''': (flat) Sex and violence.

-->Mr. Prenderghast: Swear to me!
-->Norman: Like... The F-word?

-->'''Neil''': They're not boobs! They're pec-tor-als!
-->(Alvin punches him)
-->'''Neil''': Ow! My boobs!

* "Do I look crazy to you?" *goofy grin*

'''Alvin:''' Oh thank god! ''[beat]''

* A local, a rickety vending machine, and the approaching zombies.

* "Um... that's not his chin."
* After [[OverlyLongGag Neil finally convinces Norman to throw the stick,]] he does so [[spoiler: causing it to promptly ricochet off a tree and bean Neil in the face.]]
* Norman's [[spoiler: epic struggle to take the book from his dead uncle's hands.]]
** [[spoiler: He finally gets it... and then his uncle's body falls on top of him, and his tongue rolls out onto Norman's face.]]

* "What are you doing firing at civilians? [[PoliceBrutality That's for]] [[TakeThat police to do]]!”

--> '''Norman''': Dad says not to talk to you anymore.
--> '''Norman's Grandmother''': Jackass.

--> '''Mom''': Hey Norman, what were you watching there?
--> '''Norman''': (flat) Sex and violence.

--> Mr. Prenderghast: Swear to me!
--> Norman: Like... the f-word?

--> [[spoiler:'''Mitch''']]: You're gonna love my boyfriend. He's like a total chick-flick nut!

--> '''Alvin''': I'll punch you in your boobs!
--> '''Neil''': They're not boobs! They're pec-tor-als!
--> (Alvin punches him)
--> '''Neil''': Ow! My boobs!

--> '''Woman''': [[GenreSavvy Kill 'em in the head!]]

* Perry [[TemptingFate tempts fate]] by asking where the police are when needed. A policewoman then immediatly crashes into his car with a motorbike.

* This exchange:

** The song in question is also ''Season of the Witch'' by Donovan.

-->'''Alvin''':(''scared'') Hide!

-->'''Alvin''':(''with more fear''): Hide!!

-->'''News Anchor''': Officials are urging people to PANIC AND RUN FOR THE--(The radio is turned off)

** Also counts as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for the writers, considering how sensitive the United States still is about that subject matter.

** [[spoiler: He finally gets it...and then his uncle's body falls on top of him, and his tongue rolls out onto Norman's face.]]

*** You're confusing "jackass" with "son of a bitch".

* When Mitch checks the zombie he ran over for life, and accidentally breaks off the head in his hands.
-->''Mitch''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Does anyone know CPR?]]

** For that matter, the zombies' arrival in town. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar First, they see a billboard of a woman with money stuffed between her breasts and groan excitedly.]] But then they experience Culture Shock and get freaked out by the various stuff in town, gasping each time, such as a drunk couple stumbling out of a pub, a punk spray painting graffiti of a skull on a wall, a man eating a burger in his car and spraying ketchup over the windshield, and finally, a TV flipping through channels, first of a man using a machine gun, then a monster truck rally, a lipstick commercial, a nuclear explosion, a rock star concert, and lastly, ''a kids' show.''

** [[Especially when he finally gets it...and then his uncle's body falls on top of him, and his tongue rolls out onto Norman's face.]]

* Norman's [[spoiler: struggle to take the book from his dead uncle's hands.]]

* Perry [[TemptingFate tempting fate]] by asking where the police are when needed.