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* While working the inside job at the gaming expo, Frank explains to his model that they want to project a "classy, genteel" image. When a model asks what specifically he wants from them, he replies "Raise those skirts up three inches."
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* While working the inside job at the gaming expo, Frank explains to his model models that they want he wants to project a "classy, genteel" image. When a model asks what specifically he wants from them, he replies "Raise those skirts up three inches."
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* After a bout of SlapSlapKiss, Danny can't help but needle Tess about her brush with celebrity:
-->'''Danny''': ...So what's Bruce Willis like?
-->'''Danny''': ...So what's Bruce Willis like?
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* "Raise those skirts up by about three inches." -- by Frank, asking the girls he's hiring for the domino stand.
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* While working the inside job at the gaming expo, Frank explains to his model that they want to project a "classy, genteel" image. When a model asks what specifically he wants from them, he replies "Raise those skirts up by about three inches." -- by Frank, asking the girls he's hiring for the domino stand."
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* The movie opens with a flashback to when Rusty and Isabel are together. Isabel in bed mentions her crew found a boot matching Rusty's own in connection to a recent theft, and a hair. Rusty sits in the bathroom listening with great concern.
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* The movie opens with a flashback to when Rusty and Isabel are together. Isabel in bed mentions her crew found a boot matching (matching Rusty's own own) in connection to a recent theft, and a hair. Rusty sits in the bathroom listening with great concern.
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-->''[camera cuts to what Rusty is looking at with worry; his conditioner, hair highlighter, and dandruff shampoo]''
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-->''[camera cuts to what Rusty is looking at with worry; worry: his conditioner, hair highlighter, and dandruff shampoo]''
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* The movie opens with a flashback to when Rusty and Isabel are together. Isabel in bed mentions her crew found a boot matching Rusty's own in connection to a recent theft, and a hair. Rusty sits in the bathroom listening with great concern.
-->'''Isabel''': Hopefully by noon tomorrow, we'll have his DNA, what kind of conditioner he uses, if he streaks his hair, if he has dandruff, everything.
-->''[camera cuts to what Rusty is looking at with worry; his conditioner, hair highlighter, and dandruff shampoo]''
** He then turns on the shower and jumps out the window.
-->'''Isabel''': Hopefully by noon tomorrow, we'll have his DNA, what kind of conditioner he uses, if he streaks his hair, if he has dandruff, everything.
-->''[camera cuts to what Rusty is looking at with worry; his conditioner, hair highlighter, and dandruff shampoo]''
** He then turns on the shower and jumps out the window.
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** This gets even funnier, when you find out this is an ''actual prank'' that George Clooney (a notorious on-set prankster) played on Julia Roberts during filming of the first movie - she'd get a 5:30am wakeup call, when she wasn't due on the set until noon.
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** He then relays the stories of the three most successful robberies in the history of Las Vegas casinos (only one of whom even made it out the front door) to Rusty and Danny:
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** He then relays the stories of the three most successful robberies in the history of Las Vegas casinos (only one of whom even made it out the front door) door, and he was promptly shot by security) to Rusty and Danny:
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* When Linus suggests that Basher take a break from the industrial drill to buy his own magazines. Needless to say he's upset at Linus' lack of awareness of what kind of machine it is.
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* When Linus suggests that Basher go buy his own magazines, and take a break from his job... monitoring the their massive industrial drill to buy his own magazines. Needless to say he's upset at Linus' lack of awareness of what kind of machine it is.tunnel drill... alone.
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* When Linus suggests that Basher take a break from the industrial drill to buy his own magazines. Needless to say he's upset at Linus' lack of awareness of what kind of machine it is.
-->'''Basher:''' [Exasperated] When they were building the tunnel, they had teams of men monitoring this thing!\\
'''Linus:''' [Incredulously] [[SarcasmMode Oh really? How many?]]\\
'''Basher:''' [{{Beat}}] ''TEAMS!''
-->'''Basher:''' [Exasperated] When they were building the tunnel, they had teams of men monitoring this thing!\\
'''Linus:''' [Incredulously] [[SarcasmMode Oh really? How many?]]\\
'''Basher:''' [{{Beat}}] ''TEAMS!''
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* Willy Banks is such a JerkAss it 180's around to being funny half the time.
--->'''Reuben:''' What are you gonna do? Throw me off the roof?
--->'''Banks:''' ...[[ShameIfSomethingHappened Well I don't WANT to]]...
--->'''Reuben:''' What are you gonna do? Throw me off the roof?
--->'''Banks:''' ...[[ShameIfSomethingHappened Well I don't WANT to]]...
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** Cut to the end of the movie, and [[BrickJoke that's]] ''[[BrickJoke exactly]]'' [[BrickJoke what they do]]. May also count as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
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** Cut to the end of the movie, and [[BrickJoke that's]] ''[[BrickJoke exactly]]'' [[BrickJoke what they do]]. May also count as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
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--->'''Saul:''' {{Let me get this straight}}: say we get past the door we can't open and down the elevator we can't use and past the guards with the guns and into the vault we can't open--\\
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--->'''Saul:''' {{Let me get this straight}}: I have a question, say we get past into the door we can't open cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't use move, and past the guards with the guns guns, and into the vault we can't open--\\open...--\\
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'''Danny:''' Uh, yeah, sorry--forgot about that...\\
'''Saul:''' --Yeah...say we do all that: We're just gonna ''walk'' outta there, with a hundred and fifty million dollars--''without being stopped''?!?\\
'''Saul:''' --Yeah...say we do all that: We're just gonna ''walk'' outta there, with a hundred and fifty million dollars--''without being stopped''?!?\\
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'''Danny:''' Uh, Oh yeah, sorry--forgot about that...sorry, I forgot to mention that.\\
'''Saul:''' --Yeah...say we do all that: We're just gonna ''walk'' outta there, witha hundred and fifty million dollars--''without $150,000,000 in cash on us, ''without being stopped''?!?\\
'''Saul:''' --Yeah...say we do all that: We're just gonna ''walk'' outta there, with
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'''Danny:''' ...[[BluntYes Well, yeah]].\\
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'''Danny:''' ...[[BluntYes Well, yeah]].Yeah]].\\
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* Danny and Rusty get wake-up calls. [[PrankCall At 11:30 pm the night before]]. [[MagnificentBastard From Tolour]].
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* Danny and Rusty get gets a wake-up calls. calls... [[PrankCall At at 11:30 pm the night before]]. [[MagnificentBastard From Tolour]].
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'''Rusty:''' Oh! Oh, he's mean. That's just mean spirit- how many espressos did you have?\\
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'''Rusty:''' Oh! ''Oh!'' Oh, he's mean. That's He's just mean spirit- mean-spirited. All right, how many espressos did you have?\\
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[[folder:Ocean's Eleven]]
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'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}})'' Ted Nugent called.....he wants his shirt back.
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'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}})'' [[XCalledTheyWantTheirYBack Ted Nugent called.....called; he wants his shirt back.back]].
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[[folder:Ocean's Twelve]]
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** Also from that scene, everyone is tallying how much they each owe Benedict, with interest. The interest is ~6 million, and they each owe Benedict 19 million in total. The picks of the bunch? Livingston is short just the ~6 million ([[BasementDweller he's been staying with his parents]]), while Rusty is short 25 million ("Hotels, man").
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** Also from that scene, everyone is tallying how much they each owe Benedict, with interest. The interest is ~6 ~$6 million, and they each owe Benedict 19 $19 million in total. The picks of the bunch? Livingston is short just the ~6 ~$6 million ([[BasementDweller he's been staying with his parents]]), while Rusty is short 25 $25 million ("Hotels, man").
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[[folder:Ocean's Thirteen]]
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* When the group gets together just after Benedict has found+threatened everyone, the group is more concerned and hurt about the fact that Benedict called them "Ocean's 11", and voice their concerns to Danny, while Rusty simply smirks.
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* When the group gets together just after Benedict has found+threatened found and threatened everyone, the group is more concerned and hurt about the fact that Benedict called them "Ocean's 11", and voice their concerns to Danny, while Rusty simply smirks.
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-->'''Roman:''' Tell him having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliche. (''[[HypocriticalHumor Cue Roman's sexy female assistant walking in after he hangs up]]'')
* Danny and Rusty get wake-up calls. [[PrankCall At 11:30pm the night before]]. [[MagnificentBastard From Tolour]].
* Danny and Rusty get wake-up calls. [[PrankCall At 11:30pm the night before]]. [[MagnificentBastard From Tolour]].
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-->'''Roman:''' Tell him having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliche. (''[[HypocriticalHumor ''([[HypocriticalHumor Cue Roman's sexy female assistant walking in after he hangs up]]'')
up]])''
* Danny and Rusty get wake-up calls. [[PrankCall At11:30pm 11:30 pm the night before]]. [[MagnificentBastard From Tolour]].
* Danny and Rusty get wake-up calls. [[PrankCall At
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* After Ocean and his crew respond to Benedict's attempted double-crossing of them by donating the money they promised him to a orphan's charity, in his name:
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* After Ocean Danny and his crew respond to Benedict's attempted double-crossing of them by donating the money they promised him to a orphan's charity, in his name:
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'''Benedict''': ''[glances at Linus's crotch]''
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'''Benedict''': ''[glances ''(glances at Linus's crotch]''Linus' crotch)''
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!!Ocean's Eleven
* "How's the game?" "Longest hour of my life." "What?" "I said I'm running away with your wife!" "Great!"
* Rusty's response to Danny's eloquent MotiveRant about how the house always wins: "You rehearsed that speech, didn't you?" "Little bit, did I rush it?" "No, it was good, I liked it. The Teen Beat thing was harsh, though."
!!Ocean's Eleven
* "How's the game?" "Longest hour of my life." "What?" "I said I'm running away with your wife!" "Great!"
* Rusty's response to Danny's eloquent MotiveRant about how the house always wins: "You rehearsed that speech, didn't you?" "Little bit, did I rush it?" "No, it was good, I liked it. The Teen Beat thing was harsh, though."
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!!Ocean's Eleven
[[folder:Ocean's Eleven]]
*
-->'''Bartender:''' How's the
'''Rusty:''' Longest hour of my life.
'''Bartender:''' What?\\
'''Rusty:''' ''(yelling)'' I said I'm running away with your
'''Bartender:''' Great!
* Rusty's response to Danny's eloquent MotiveRant about how the house always
-->'''Rusty:''' You rehearsed that speech, didn't
'''Danny:''' Little bit, did I rush
'''Rusty:''' No, it was good, I liked it. The Teen Beat thing was harsh, though.
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-->'''Reuben:''' But what am I saying? You guys are pros! The best! I'm ''sure'' you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, ''you're still in the middle of the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] DESERT!''
** Speaking of the stories: The fact that the punch line for each incident is accompanied by a freeze-frame!
** Speaking of the stories: The fact that the punch line for each incident is accompanied by a freeze-frame!
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** Speaking of the stories: The fact that the punch line for each incident is accompanied by a
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* The Malloy Bros.' introduction - a scene immediately preceded by Rusty telling Danny that they are "having trouble filling the hours."
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting. I'm waiting."
-->'''Virgil''': "Yes, go."
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting on you, sweetheart."
-->'''Virgil''': "You what?"
-->'''Turk''': "''Go'', little gi--you're like a little girl."
-->'''Virgil:''' ''(smirking)'' "Wha-wha-wha-!"
-->'''Turk''': "Don't-- I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period french okay?"
-->'''Virgil''': ''What''?
-->'''Turk''': Stop it and ''go''!
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting. I'm waiting."
-->'''Virgil''': "Yes, go."
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting on you, sweetheart."
-->'''Virgil''': "You what?"
-->'''Turk''': "''Go'', little gi--you're like a little girl."
-->'''Virgil:''' ''(smirking)'' "Wha-wha-wha-!"
-->'''Turk''': "Don't-- I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period french okay?"
-->'''Virgil''': ''What''?
-->'''Turk''': Stop it and ''go''!
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* The Malloy Bros.' introduction - -- a scene immediately preceded by Rusty telling Danny that they are "having trouble filling the hours."
-->'''Turk''':"Waiting.Waiting. I'm waiting."
-->'''Virgil''': "Yes,\\
'''Virgil''': Yes, go."
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting\\
'''Turk''': Waiting on you, sweetheart."
-->'''Virgil''': "You what?"
-->'''Turk''': "''Go'',\\
'''Virgil''': You what?\\
'''Turk''': ''Go'', little gi--you're like a little girl."
-->'''Virgil:'''\\
'''Virgil:''' ''(smirking)''"Wha-wha-wha-!"
-->'''Turk''': "Don't--Wha-wha-wha-!\\
'''Turk''': Don't-- I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third periodfrench okay?"
-->'''Virgil''': ''What''?
-->'''Turk''':French, okay?\\
'''Virgil''': ''What''?\\
'''Turk''': Stop it and ''go''!
-->'''Turk''':
-->'''Virgil''': "Yes,
'''Virgil''': Yes, go.
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting
'''Turk''': Waiting on you, sweetheart.
-->'''Virgil''': "You what?"
-->'''Turk''': "''Go'',
'''Virgil''': You what?\\
'''Turk''': ''Go'', little gi--you're like a little girl.
-->'''Virgil:'''
'''Virgil:''' ''(smirking)''
-->'''Turk''': "Don't--
'''Turk''': Don't-- I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period
-->'''Virgil''': ''What''?
-->'''Turk''':
'''Virgil''': ''What''?\\
'''Turk''': Stop it and ''go''!
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* "It will be nice working with proper villains again." - Pretty much explains the whole appeal of the trilogy.
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* "It will be nice working with proper villains again." - -- Pretty much explains the whole appeal of the trilogy.
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-->'''Danny''': "Which one's The Amazing Yen?"
-->'''Rusty''': "The little Chinese guy."
-->'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}})'' ''*are-you-serious-stare*''
-->'''Rusty''': "The little Chinese guy."
-->'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}})'' ''*are-you-serious-stare*''
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-->'''Danny''': "Which Which one's The Amazing Yen?"
-->'''Rusty''': "TheYen?\\
'''Rusty''': The little Chinese guy."
-->'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}})'' ''*are-you-serious-stare*''\\
'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}}, has an "are-you-serious" stare)''
-->'''Rusty''': "The
'''Rusty''': The little Chinese guy.
-->'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}})'' ''*are-you-serious-stare*''
'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}}, has an "are-you-serious" stare)''
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'''Rusty''': ''*says nothing*''\\
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'''Rusty''': ''*says nothing*''\\''(says nothing)''\\
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'''Rusty''': ''*still says nothing*''\\
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'''Rusty''': ''*still ''(still says nothing*''\\nothing)''\\
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'''Rusty''': ''*further nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': All right, we'll get one more. ''*walks off*''\\
'''Rusty''': ''*blinks*''
'''Danny''': All right, we'll get one more. ''*walks off*''\\
'''Rusty''': ''*blinks*''
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'''Rusty''': ''*further nothing*''\\
''(still nothing)''\\
'''Danny''': All right, we'll get one more.''*walks off*''\\
''(walks off)''\\
'''Rusty''':''*blinks*''''(blinks)''
'''Danny''': All right, we'll get one more.
'''Rusty''':
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** Cue Saul: [[LetMeGetThisStraight "Let me get this straight:]] say we get past the door we can't open and down the elevator we can't use and past the guards with the guns and into the vault we can't open--"
--> '''Rusty:''' Without being seen by the cameras.
--> '''Danny:''' Uh, yeah, sorry--forgot about that....
** "--Yeah...say we do all that: We're just gonna ''walk'' outta there, with a hundred and fifty million dollars--''without being stopped''?!?"
--> ''({{Beat}}...{{Beat}}...{{Beat}}....)''
--> '''Danny:''' ...[[BluntYes Well, yeah.]]
--> '''Saul:''' ''(Stares at him in silence with an OhCrap look)'' ...Oh. Okay.... ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck (Takes some Tums)]]''
** [[spoiler: Cut to the end of the movie, and [[BrickJoke that's]] ''[[BrickJoke exactly]]'' [[BrickJoke what they do.]]]] May also count as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
--> '''Rusty:''' Without being seen by the cameras.
--> '''Danny:''' Uh, yeah, sorry--forgot about that....
** "--Yeah...say we do all that: We're just gonna ''walk'' outta there, with a hundred and fifty million dollars--''without being stopped''?!?"
--> ''({{Beat}}...{{Beat}}...{{Beat}}....)''
--> '''Danny:''' ...[[BluntYes Well, yeah.]]
--> '''Saul:''' ''(Stares at him in silence with an OhCrap look)'' ...Oh. Okay.... ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck (Takes some Tums)]]''
** [[spoiler: Cut to the end of the movie, and [[BrickJoke that's]] ''[[BrickJoke exactly]]'' [[BrickJoke what they do.]]]] May also count as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
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** Cue Saul: [[LetMeGetThisStraight "Let This conversation:
--->'''Saul:''' {{Let me get thisstraight:]] straight}}: say we get past the door we can't open and down the elevator we can't use and past the guards with the guns and into the vault we can't open--"
-->open--\\
'''Rusty:''' Without being seen by thecameras.
-->cameras.\\
'''Danny:''' Uh, yeah, sorry--forgot aboutthat....
** "--Yeah...that...\\
'''Saul:''' --Yeah...say we do all that: We're just gonna ''walk'' outta there, with a hundred and fifty million dollars--''without beingstopped''?!?"
--> ''({{Beat}}...{{Beat}}...{{Beat}}....)''
-->stopped''?!?\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Danny:''' ...[[BluntYes Well,yeah.]]
-->yeah]].\\
'''Saul:''' ''(Stares at him in silence with an OhCrap look)'' ...Oh.Okay.... ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck (Takes Okay. ''([[ThisIsGonnaSuck Takes some Tums)]]''
Tums]])''
**[[spoiler: Cut to the end of the movie, and [[BrickJoke that's]] ''[[BrickJoke exactly]]'' [[BrickJoke what they do.]]]] do]]. May also count as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
--->'''Saul:''' {{Let me get this
-->
'''Rusty:''' Without being seen by the
-->
'''Danny:''' Uh, yeah, sorry--forgot about
** "--Yeah...
'''Saul:''' --Yeah...say we do all that: We're just gonna ''walk'' outta there, with a hundred and fifty million dollars--''without being
--> ''({{Beat}}...{{Beat}}...{{Beat}}....)''
-->
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Danny:''' ...[[BluntYes Well,
-->
'''Saul:''' ''(Stares at him in silence with an OhCrap look)'' ...Oh.
**
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-->'''Danny''': Why do they always paint hallways that color?\\
'''Rusty''': They say taupe is very soothing.\\
'''Danny''': ''*shrugs, takes sip of whiskey*''
* Basher showing up after [[ItMakesSenseInContext traveling in a sewer,]] covered in you-know-what, declaring, "Yeah--we're in ''deep--''!"
* While waiting for Danny, Basher, and Yen to steal the "pinch," Linus is stuck in the getaway van with the "Bickering Brothers" Virgil and Turk Malloy. Cue hilariousness:
'''Rusty''': They say taupe is very soothing.\\
'''Danny''': ''*shrugs, takes sip of whiskey*''
* Basher showing up after [[ItMakesSenseInContext traveling in a sewer,]] covered in you-know-what, declaring, "Yeah--we're in ''deep--''!"
* While waiting for Danny, Basher, and Yen to steal the "pinch," Linus is stuck in the getaway van with the "Bickering Brothers" Virgil and Turk Malloy. Cue hilariousness:
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* Basher showing up after [[ItMakesSenseInContext traveling in a
* While waiting for Danny, Basher, and Yen to steal the
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'''Turk:''' ''[with disdain]'' Okay, go ahead, I got one.\\
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'''Turk:''' ''[with disdain]'' ''(with disdain)'' Okay, go ahead, I got one.\\
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'''Turk:''' ''[interrupting]'' No, I've already ''thought'' of one, I'm not going ''think'' of one.\\
'''Virgil:''' ''[egging him on]'' Alright, so you're ''thinking'' of one right now.\\
'''Virgil:''' ''[egging him on]'' Alright, so you're ''thinking'' of one right now.\\
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'''Turk:''' ''[interrupting]'' ''(interrupting)'' No, I've already ''thought'' of one, I'm not going ''think'' of one.\\
'''Virgil:'''''[egging ''(egging him on]'' on)'' Alright, so you're ''thinking'' of one right now.\\
'''Virgil:'''
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'''Turk:''' ''[impatiently]'' ''Yes,'' eighteen.\\
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'''Turk:''' ''[impatiently]'' ''(impatiently)'' ''Yes,'' eighteen.\\
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'''Turk:''' ...''shit!''
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'''Turk:''' ...''shit!''''Shit!''
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-->'''Rusty''': Don't use seven words when four will do; don't shift your weight. Look always at your mark, but don't stare. Be specific but not memorable; be funny but don't make him laugh. He's gotta like you, and then forget you the moment you've left his sight. And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances —
-->'''Livingston''': [off screen] Rust, can you take a look at this?
-->'''Rusty''': Sure. [leaves]
-->'''Linus''': ...
** It's implied that he was leading into 'screw up', which Livingston delivers just before Linus takes his cue to talk to Benedict.
-->'''Livingston''': [off screen] Rust, can you take a look at this?
-->'''Rusty''': Sure. [leaves]
-->'''Linus''': ...
** It's implied that he was leading into 'screw up', which Livingston delivers just before Linus takes his cue to talk to Benedict.
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-->'''Rusty''': Don't use seven words when four will do; don't shift your weight. Look always at your mark, but don't stare. Be specific but not memorable; be funny but don't make him laugh. He's gotta like you, and then forget you the moment you've left his sight. And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances —
-->'''Livingston''': [off screen]circumstances--\\
'''Livingston''': ''(off screen)'' Rust, can you take a look atthis?
-->'''Rusty''':this?\\
'''Rusty''': Sure.[leaves]
-->'''Linus''': ...
''(leaves)''\\
'''Linus''': ...
** It's implied that he was leading into'screw up', "screw up", which Livingston delivers just before Linus takes his cue to talk to Benedict.
-->'''Livingston''': [off screen]
'''Livingston''': ''(off screen)'' Rust, can you take a look at
-->'''Rusty''':
'''Rusty''': Sure.
-->'''Linus''': ...
'''Linus''': ...
** It's implied that he was leading into
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* As Basher is about to activate the Pinch, he slowly covers his crotch with one hand and crouches slightly away in hesitation. His entire body language screams ThisIsGonnaSuck.[[note]]It gets even better when you know that was actually an improvised move by Don Cheadle - it was such a perfect move that it became a case of ThrowItIn[[/note]]
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* As Basher is about to activate the Pinch, he slowly covers his crotch with one hand and crouches slightly away in hesitation. His entire body language screams ThisIsGonnaSuck.[[note]]It ThisIsGonnaSuck[[note]]It gets even better when you know that was actually an improvised move by Don Cheadle - Creator/DonCheadle -- it was such a perfect move that it became a case of ThrowItIn[[/note]]ThrowItIn[[/note]].
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--->'''Linus:''' Y'know, you lose focus for one second...
--->'''Danny:''' I know, someone gets hurt. I don't hear Yen complaining.
--->'''Danny:''' I know, someone gets hurt. I don't hear Yen complaining.
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--->'''Danny:'''
'''Danny:''' I know, someone gets hurt. I don't hear Yen complaining.
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--->'''Yen:''' WHERE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] YOU BEEN?"
--->'''Danny/Linus''' ... Sorry.
--->'''Danny/Linus''' ... Sorry.
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--->'''Yen:''' WHERE THE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] YOU BEEN?"
--->'''Danny/Linus''' ...BEEN?\\
'''Danny/Linus:''' ...Sorry.
--->'''Danny/Linus''' ...
'''Danny/Linus:''' ...Sorry.
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** "Of course I'm in the Casino. In fact, I'm staying in your hotel. I've got two words for you - Mini Bar."
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** "Of course I'm in the Casino. In fact, I'm staying in your hotel. I've got two words for you - -- Mini Bar."
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-->'''Rusty''': I hope you were the groom
-->'''Danny''': *beat* Ted Nugent called.....he wants his shirt back.
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!!Ocean's Twelve
-->'''Danny''': *beat* Ted Nugent called.....he wants his shirt back.
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!!Ocean's Twelve
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-->'''Rusty''': I hope you were the groom
-->'''Danny''': *beat*groom.\\
'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}})'' Ted Nugent called.....he wants his shirtback.
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!!Ocean's Twelve
back.
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-->'''Danny''': *beat*
'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}})'' Ted Nugent called.....he wants his shirt
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* Linus talks Danny and Rusty into letting him do more for the team while in Europe. So they bring him along to a meet with Matsui (Robbie Coltrane), during which Matsui converses with a bizarre code slang. When Matsui nods at Linus for a response, the flustered rookie con artist can only come up with lyrics to Music/LedZeppelin's "Kashmir". Which seemingly enrages Matsui. [[spoiler:Linus' mom finds out during the movie's end and gently chides him for it.]]
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* Linus talks Danny and Rusty into letting him do more for the team while in Europe. So they bring him along to a meet with Matsui (Robbie Coltrane), (played by Creator/RobbieColtrane), during which Matsui converses with a bizarre code slang. When Matsui nods at Linus for a response, the flustered rookie con artist can only come up with lyrics to Music/LedZeppelin's "Kashmir". Which seemingly enrages Matsui. [[spoiler:Linus' Linus' mom finds out during the movie's end and gently chides him for it.]]
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-->'''Rusty:''' Yeah?
-->'''Danny:''' But...
-->'''Rusty:''' Right.
-->'''Danny:''' Yeah?
-->'''Rusty:''' ''[to everyone else]'' Ahab with a piggyback.
* After being pipped to their ''relatively''-small-time artefact (about $2M) by the Night Fox - and thus challenged with the entire debt as a prize - the team responds by breaking into his Lake Como mansion and stealing a small collection of paintings [[FlippingTheBird in the formation of a middle finger.]]
-->'''Danny:''' But...
-->'''Rusty:''' Right.
-->'''Danny:''' Yeah?
-->'''Rusty:''' ''[to everyone else]'' Ahab with a piggyback.
* After being pipped to their ''relatively''-small-time artefact (about $2M) by the Night Fox - and thus challenged with the entire debt as a prize - the team responds by breaking into his Lake Como mansion and stealing a small collection of paintings [[FlippingTheBird in the formation of a middle finger.]]
to:
-->'''Rusty:''' Yeah?
-->'''Danny:''' But...
-->'''Rusty:''' Right.
-->'''Danny:''' Yeah?
-->'''Rusty:''' ''[toYeah?\\
'''Danny:''' But...\\
'''Rusty:''' Right.\\
'''Danny:''' Yeah?\\
'''Rusty:''' ''(to everyoneelse]'' else)'' Ahab with a piggyback.
* After being pipped to their ''relatively''-small-time artefact (about$2M) $2 million) by the Night Fox - and Fox--and thus challenged with the entire debt as a prize - the prize--the team responds by breaking into his Lake Como mansion and stealing a small collection of paintings [[FlippingTheBird in the formation of a middle finger.]]finger]].
-->'''Danny:''' But...
-->'''Rusty:''' Right.
-->'''Danny:''' Yeah?
-->'''Rusty:''' ''[to
'''Danny:''' But...\\
'''Rusty:''' Right.\\
'''Danny:''' Yeah?\\
'''Rusty:''' ''(to everyone
* After being pipped to their ''relatively''-small-time artefact (about
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* Danny and Rusty get wake-up calls. [[PrankCall At 11:30pm the night before.]] [[MagnificentBastard From Tolour.]]
-->'''Danny:''' It's 5:30, day of. We gotta go. Let's go.
-->'''Rusty:''' It's 11:30, the night before.
-->'''Danny:''' Oh... wh.. (double-take) Oh.
-->'''Rusty:''' Oh! Oh, he's mean. That's just mean spirit- how many espressos did you have?
-->'''Danny:''' [[MustHaveCaffeine Five.]]
* When Plan A goes wrong, Linus coaxes Tess to fly to Italy in order to perform a "[[CelebrityParadox Looky-Loo]]". In the limo from the airport Tess argues what's going on while Linus and Basher bicker over [[Creator/JuliaRoberts Julia Roberts]]'s accent that she's supposed to put on; of all people [[Creator/DonCheadle Basher]] himself states "[[HypocriticalHumor The accent is crucial]]. [[TakeThatMe That's the first thing people notice]]!".
-->'''Danny:''' It's 5:30, day of. We gotta go. Let's go.
-->'''Rusty:''' It's 11:30, the night before.
-->'''Danny:''' Oh... wh.. (double-take) Oh.
-->'''Rusty:''' Oh! Oh, he's mean. That's just mean spirit- how many espressos did you have?
-->'''Danny:''' [[MustHaveCaffeine Five.]]
* When Plan A goes wrong, Linus coaxes Tess to fly to Italy in order to perform a "[[CelebrityParadox Looky-Loo]]". In the limo from the airport Tess argues what's going on while Linus and Basher bicker over [[Creator/JuliaRoberts Julia Roberts]]'s accent that she's supposed to put on; of all people [[Creator/DonCheadle Basher]] himself states "[[HypocriticalHumor The accent is crucial]]. [[TakeThatMe That's the first thing people notice]]!".
to:
* Danny and Rusty get wake-up calls. [[PrankCall At 11:30pm the night before.]] before]]. [[MagnificentBastard From Tolour.]]
Tolour]].
-->'''Danny:''' It's 5:30, day of. We gotta go. Let'sgo.
-->'''Rusty:'''go.\\
'''Rusty:''' It's 11:30, the nightbefore.
-->'''Danny:'''before.\\
'''Danny:''' Oh... wh..(double-take) Oh.
-->'''Rusty:'''''(DoubleTake)'' Oh.\\
'''Rusty:''' Oh! Oh, he's mean. That's just mean spirit- how many espressos did youhave?
-->'''Danny:'''have?\\
'''Danny:''' [[MustHaveCaffeineFive.]]
Five]].
* When Plan A goes wrong, Linus coaxes Tess to fly to Italy in order to perform a "[[CelebrityParadox Looky-Loo]]". In the limo from the airport Tess argues what's going on while Linus and Basher bicker over [[Creator/JuliaRoberts JuliaRoberts]]'s Roberts]]' accent that she's supposed to put on; of all people [[Creator/DonCheadle Basher]] himself states "[[HypocriticalHumor The accent is crucial]]. [[TakeThatMe That's the first thing people notice]]!".notice]]!"
-->'''Danny:''' It's 5:30, day of. We gotta go. Let's
-->'''Rusty:'''
'''Rusty:''' It's 11:30, the night
-->'''Danny:'''
'''Danny:''' Oh... wh..
-->'''Rusty:'''
'''Rusty:''' Oh! Oh, he's mean. That's just mean spirit- how many espressos did you
-->'''Danny:'''
'''Danny:''' [[MustHaveCaffeine
* When Plan A goes wrong, Linus coaxes Tess to fly to Italy in order to perform a "[[CelebrityParadox Looky-Loo]]". In the limo from the airport Tess argues what's going on while Linus and Basher bicker over [[Creator/JuliaRoberts Julia
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''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Linus:''' Oh come on, [[spoiler: you told Dad?!]]
** And then at the end of ''Ocean's Thirteen''.
-->'''Male FBI Agent:''' [[spoiler: I'm just glad your mother didn't have to see that.]]
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!!Ocean's Thirteen
* "Raise those skirts up by about three inches." - by Frank, asking the girls he's hiring for the domino stand.
* "Is that - are you watching ''{{Oprah}}''!?
'''Linus:''' Oh come on, [[spoiler: you told Dad?!]]
** And then at the end of ''Ocean's Thirteen''.
-->'''Male FBI Agent:''' [[spoiler: I'm just glad your mother didn't have to see that.]]
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!!Ocean's Thirteen
* "Raise those skirts up by about three inches." - by Frank, asking the girls he's hiring for the domino stand.
* "Is that - are you watching ''{{Oprah}}''!?
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'''Linus:''' Oh come on,
** And then at the end of ''Ocean's
-->'''Male
--->'''Male FBI Agent:'''
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* "Raise those skirts up by about three inches."
* "Is
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* Basher hamming it up as Fender Roads: "This is HEAVY BIKE! Fender Roads is a" *pretends to play patriotic music on a flute* "I'M A GODDAMN AMERICAN ICON!" *salute*
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* Basher hamming it up as Fender Roads: "This is HEAVY BIKE! Fender Roads is a" *pretends a--" ''(pretends to play patriotic music on a flute* flute)'' "I'M A GODDAMN AMERICAN ICON!" *salute*''(salute)''
Changed line(s) 134,146 (click to see context) from:
-->"Are you in yet?"
-->"I hate that question."
** From that same scene (translated):
-->"Not too much, make it somewhat recognizable."
-->"I can make you taller. You wanna be taller?"
-->"..."
-->"You're a dwarf in 34 states."
-->"And an animal in the other 34."
-->*stare*
-->"24... 22."
* After [[spoiler:Ocean and his crew respond to Benedict's attempted double-crossing of them by donating the money they promised him to a orphan's charity, in his name]]:
--> '''Benedict:''' You think this is funny?\\
'''Ocean:''' Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad!
-->"I hate that question."
** From that same scene (translated):
-->"Not too much, make it somewhat recognizable."
-->"I can make you taller. You wanna be taller?"
-->"..."
-->"You're a dwarf in 34 states."
-->"And an animal in the other 34."
-->*stare*
-->"24... 22."
* After [[spoiler:Ocean and his crew respond to Benedict's attempted double-crossing of them by donating the money they promised him to a orphan's charity, in his name]]:
--> '''Benedict:''' You think this is funny?\\
'''Ocean:''' Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad!
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-->"I
"I hate that question."
** From that same scene
-->"Not
--->"Not too much, make it somewhat recognizable.
-->"I
"I can make you taller. You wanna be
-->"..."
-->"You're
"..."\\
"You're a dwarf in 34 states.
-->"And
"And an animal in the other 34.
-->*stare*
-->"24...
''(Stare)''\\
"24... 22."
* After
--> '''Benedict:'''
-->'''Benedict:''' You think this is funny?\\
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-->'''Rusty:''' Ahab with a piggyback.
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-->'''Rusty:''' ''[to everyone else]'' Ahab with a piggyback.
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* While planning to break into the house of the mark, Danny and Rusty sort out which on to use in a conversation lasting exactly four words.
-->'''Rusty:''' Yeah?
-->'''Danny:''' But...
-->'''Rusty:''' Right.
-->'''Danny:''' Yeah?
-->'''Rusty:''' Ahab with a piggyback.
-->'''Rusty:''' Yeah?
-->'''Danny:''' But...
-->'''Rusty:''' Right.
-->'''Danny:''' Yeah?
-->'''Rusty:''' Ahab with a piggyback.
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* Yen asks a serious, practical question about the robbery in Mandarian, [[TranslationConvention and Danny gives a serious answer in English]]. For whatever reason, the thieves can magically understand one another.
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* Yen asks a serious, practical question about the robbery in Mandarian, [[TranslationConvention and Danny Rusty gives a serious answer in English]]. For whatever reason, the thieves can magically understand one another.
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** The surviving crew arguing over what to do as a Plan B, realizing all of them can't be done because "Not enough people." They briefly consider a stunt that might work but it would involve using a ''trained cat''. [[RunningGag Plus not enough people]].
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* As Basher is about to activate the Pinch, he slowly covers his crotch with one hand and crouches slightly away in hesitation. His entire body language screams ThisIsGonnaSuck.
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* As Basher is about to activate the Pinch, he slowly covers his crotch with one hand and crouches slightly away in hesitation. His entire body language screams ThisIsGonnaSuck.[[note]]It gets even better when you know that was actually an improvised move by Don Cheadle - it was such a perfect move that it became a case of ThrowItIn[[/note]]
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** "With a bottle of wine??"
** Even better is Danny's lame excuse for being teared up: "[[INeedToGoIronMyDog I just bit into a pepper]]."
** Even better is Danny's lame excuse for being teared up: "[[INeedToGoIronMyDog I just bit into a pepper]]."
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* Yen asks a serious, practical question about the robbery in Mandarian, [[TranslationConvention and Danny gives a serious answer in English]]. For whatever reason, the thieves can magically understand one another.
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* When Plan A goes wrong, Linus coaxes Tess to fly to Italy in order to perform a "[[CelebrityParadox Looky-Loo]]". In the limo from the airport Tess argues what's going on while Linus and Basher bicker over the accent she's supposed to put on; of all people Basher himself states "[[HypocriticalHumor The accent is crucial]]. [[TakeThatMe That's the first thing people notice]]!".
to:
* When Plan A goes wrong, Linus coaxes Tess to fly to Italy in order to perform a "[[CelebrityParadox Looky-Loo]]". In the limo from the airport Tess argues what's going on while Linus and Basher bicker over the [[Creator/JuliaRoberts Julia Roberts]]'s accent that she's supposed to put on; of all people Basher [[Creator/DonCheadle Basher]] himself states "[[HypocriticalHumor The accent is crucial]]. [[TakeThatMe That's the first thing people notice]]!".
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* When Plan A goes wrong, Linus coaxes Tess to fly to Italy in order to perform a "[[CelebrityParadox Looky-Loo]]". In the limo from the airport Tess argues what's going on while Linus and Basher bicker over the accent she's supposed to put on; of all people Basher himself states "[[HypocriticalHumor The accent is crucial]]. [[TakeThatMe That's the first thing people notice]]!".
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Changed line(s) 101,102 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Roman:''' "Tell him having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliche." (''[[HypocriticalHumor Cue Roman's sexy female assistant walking in after he hangs up]]'')
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-->'''Roman:''' "Tell Tell him having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliche." cliche. (''[[HypocriticalHumor Cue Roman's sexy female assistant walking in after he hangs up]]'')
* Danny and Rusty get wake-up calls. [[PrankCall At 11:30pm the night before.]] [[MagnificentBastard From Tolour.]]
-->'''Danny:''' It's 5:30, day of. We gotta go. Let's go.
-->'''Rusty:''' It's 11:30, the night before.
-->'''Danny:''' Oh... wh.. (double-take) Oh.
-->'''Rusty:''' Oh! Oh, he's mean. That's just mean spirit- how many espressos did you have?
-->'''Danny:''' [[MustHaveCaffeine Five.]]
* Danny and Rusty get wake-up calls. [[PrankCall At 11:30pm the night before.]] [[MagnificentBastard From Tolour.]]
-->'''Danny:''' It's 5:30, day of. We gotta go. Let's go.
-->'''Rusty:''' It's 11:30, the night before.
-->'''Danny:''' Oh... wh.. (double-take) Oh.
-->'''Rusty:''' Oh! Oh, he's mean. That's just mean spirit- how many espressos did you have?
-->'''Danny:''' [[MustHaveCaffeine Five.]]
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* Roman Nagel's introduction involves him taking a call from Isabel on behalf of Rusty (completely unaware she's actually getting evidence to arrest him), and he just blisters Rusty on the phone to her about how hard his requests are and how much more it will cost him. It ends with this howler:
-->'''Roman:''' "Tell him having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliche." (''[[HypocriticalHumor Cue Roman's sexy female assistant walking in after he hangs up]]'')
-->'''Roman:''' "Tell him having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliche." (''[[HypocriticalHumor Cue Roman's sexy female assistant walking in after he hangs up]]'')
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* Before Reuben is convinced the job is a good idea - "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MINDS?"- he relays the stories of the three most successful robberies in the history of Las Vegas casinos (only one of whom even made it out the front door) to Rusty and Danny:
to:
* Rusty's response to Danny's eloquent MotiveRant about how the house always wins: "You rehearsed that speech, didn't you?" "Little bit, did I rush it?" "No, it was good, I liked it. The Teen Beat thing was harsh, though."
* "I wonder what Reuben
** He then relays the stories of the three most successful robberies in the history of Las Vegas casinos (only one of whom even made it out the front door) to Rusty and Danny:
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** Every other line from Reuben for that matter, as both DeadpanSnarker and [[TheMentor elder wiseguy]] who understands how things work in the con game.
* While watching surveillance of security hallways:
-->'''Danny''': Why do they always paint hallways that color?\\
'''Rusty''': They say taupe is very soothing.\\
'''Danny''': ''*shrugs, takes sip of whiskey*''
* Danny and Rusty's "conversation" before they pick up Linus:
-->'''Danny''': Ten ought to do it, don't you think?\\
'''Rusty''': ''*says nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': You think we need one more?\\
'''Rusty''': ''*still says nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': You think we need one more.\\
'''Rusty''': ''*further nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': All right, we'll get one more. ''*walks off*''\\
'''Rusty''': ''*blinks*''
* "It will be nice working with proper villains again." - Pretty much explains the whole appeal of the trilogy.
* "I wonder what Reuben will say?" [GilliganCut to Reuben] "YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN MINDS!"
* While watching surveillance of security hallways:
-->'''Danny''': Why do they always paint hallways that color?\\
'''Rusty''': They say taupe is very soothing.\\
'''Danny''': ''*shrugs, takes sip of whiskey*''
* Danny and Rusty's "conversation" before they pick up Linus:
-->'''Danny''': Ten ought to do it, don't you think?\\
'''Rusty''': ''*says nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': You think we need one more?\\
'''Rusty''': ''*still says nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': You think we need one more.\\
'''Rusty''': ''*further nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': All right, we'll get one more. ''*walks off*''\\
'''Rusty''': ''*blinks*''
* "It will be nice working with proper villains again." - Pretty much explains the whole appeal of the trilogy.
* "I wonder what Reuben will say?" [GilliganCut to Reuben] "YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN MINDS!"
to:
** Every other line As a whole throughout the series most lines from Reuben for that matter, as both DeadpanSnarker and [[TheMentor elder wiseguy]] who understands how things work in the con game.
* While watching surveillance of security hallways:
-->'''Danny''': Why do they always paint hallways that color?\\
'''Rusty''': They say taupe is very soothing.\\
'''Danny''': ''*shrugs, takes sip of whiskey*''
* Danny and Rusty's "conversation" before they pick up Linus:
-->'''Danny''': Ten ought to do it, don't you think?\\
'''Rusty''': ''*says nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': You think we need one more?\\
'''Rusty''': ''*still says nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': You think we need one more.\\
'''Rusty''': ''*further nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': All right, we'll get one more. ''*walks off*''\\
'''Rusty''': ''*blinks*''
* "It will be nice working with proper villains again." - Pretty much explains the whole appeal of the trilogy.
* "I wonder what Reuben will say?" [GilliganCut to Reuben] "YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN MINDS!"game.
* While watching surveillance of security hallways:
-->'''Danny''': Why do they always paint hallways that color?\\
'''Rusty''': They say taupe is very soothing.\\
'''Danny''': ''*shrugs, takes sip of whiskey*''
* Danny and Rusty's "conversation" before they pick up Linus:
-->'''Danny''': Ten ought to do it, don't you think?\\
'''Rusty''': ''*says nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': You think we need one more?\\
'''Rusty''': ''*still says nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': You think we need one more.\\
'''Rusty''': ''*further nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': All right, we'll get one more. ''*walks off*''\\
'''Rusty''': ''*blinks*''
* "It will be nice working with proper villains again." - Pretty much explains the whole appeal of the trilogy.
* "I wonder what Reuben will say?" [GilliganCut to Reuben] "YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN MINDS!"
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* Linus poses as someone from the NGC and talks to Benedict about Frank:
-->'''Linus''': Apparently he's got a record longer than my... Well...it's long.\\
'''Benedict''': ''[glances at Linus's crotch]''
* While waiting for Danny, Basher, and Yen to steal the "pinch," Linus is stuck in the getaway van with the "Bickering Brothers" Virgil and Turk Malloy. Cue hilariousness:
-->'''Virgil:''' Alright, you start.\\
'''Turk:''' ''[with disdain]'' Okay, go ahead, I got one.\\
'''Virgil:''' Are you gonna think of one, or--\\
'''Turk:''' ''[interrupting]'' No, I've already ''thought'' of one, I'm not going ''think'' of one.\\
'''Virgil:''' ''[egging him on]'' Alright, so you're ''thinking'' of one right now.\\
'''Turk:''' No, I'm ''done'' thinking about, I have it in my head.\\
'''Virgil:''' Fine. Are you a man.\\
'''Turk:''' Yes, nineteen.\\
'''Virgil:''' Are you alive.\\
'''Turk:''' ''[impatiently]'' ''Yes,'' eighteen.\\
'''Virgil:''' Evel Knievel.\\
'''Turk:''' ...''shit!''
* "How's the game?" "Longest hour of my life." "What?" "I said I'm running away with your wife!" "Great!"
* Rusty's response to Danny's eloquent MotiveRant about how the house always wins: "You rehearsed that speech, didn't you?" "Little bit, did I rush it?" "No, it was good, I liked it. The Teen Beat thing was harsh, though."
* The fact that Danny and Rusty begin their briefing on the robbery by piling on just how ''impossible'' it's all gonna be.
** Cue Saul: [[LetMeGetThisStraight "Let me get this straight:]] say we get past the door we can't open and down the elevator we can't use and past the guards with the guns and into the vault we can't open--"
--> '''Rusty:''' Without being seen by the cameras.
--> '''Danny:''' Uh, yeah, sorry--forgot about that....
** "--Yeah...say we do all that: We're just gonna ''walk'' outta there, with a hundred and fifty million dollars--''without being stopped''?!?"
--> ''({{Beat}}...{{Beat}}...{{Beat}}....)''
--> '''Danny:''' ...[[BluntYes Well, yeah.]]
--> '''Saul:''' ''(Stares at him in silence with an OhCrap look)'' ...Oh. Okay.... ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck (Takes some Tums)]]''
** [[spoiler: Cut to the end of the movie, and [[BrickJoke that's]] ''[[BrickJoke exactly]]'' [[BrickJoke what they do.]]]] May also count as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
** When the group shows up at Reuben's doorstep: "What, did you guys get a group rate or something?"
* As Danny and Rusty are scouting Yen's Chinese acrobat troupe:
-->'''Danny''': "Which one's The Amazing Yen?"
-->'''Rusty''': "The little Chinese guy."
-->'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}})'' ''*are-you-serious-stare*''
* Basher showing up after [[ItMakesSenseInContext traveling in a sewer,]] covered in you-know-what, declaring, "Yeah--we're in ''deep--''!"
* Toulour's laser dance in ''Twelve''. This man beats a "randomly-shifting" laser field by ''dancing''.
* "Raise those skirts up by about three inches."
* The Nalloy Bros.' introduction - a scene immediately preceded by Rusty telling Danny that they are "having trouble filling the hours."
-->'''Linus''': Apparently he's got a record longer than my... Well...it's long.\\
'''Benedict''': ''[glances at Linus's crotch]''
* While waiting for Danny, Basher, and Yen to steal the "pinch," Linus is stuck in the getaway van with the "Bickering Brothers" Virgil and Turk Malloy. Cue hilariousness:
-->'''Virgil:''' Alright, you start.\\
'''Turk:''' ''[with disdain]'' Okay, go ahead, I got one.\\
'''Virgil:''' Are you gonna think of one, or--\\
'''Turk:''' ''[interrupting]'' No, I've already ''thought'' of one, I'm not going ''think'' of one.\\
'''Virgil:''' ''[egging him on]'' Alright, so you're ''thinking'' of one right now.\\
'''Turk:''' No, I'm ''done'' thinking about, I have it in my head.\\
'''Virgil:''' Fine. Are you a man.\\
'''Turk:''' Yes, nineteen.\\
'''Virgil:''' Are you alive.\\
'''Turk:''' ''[impatiently]'' ''Yes,'' eighteen.\\
'''Virgil:''' Evel Knievel.\\
'''Turk:''' ...''shit!''
* "How's the game?" "Longest hour of my life." "What?" "I said I'm running away with your wife!" "Great!"
* Rusty's response to Danny's eloquent MotiveRant about how the house always wins: "You rehearsed that speech, didn't you?" "Little bit, did I rush it?" "No, it was good, I liked it. The Teen Beat thing was harsh, though."
* The fact that Danny and Rusty begin their briefing on the robbery by piling on just how ''impossible'' it's all gonna be.
** Cue Saul: [[LetMeGetThisStraight "Let me get this straight:]] say we get past the door we can't open and down the elevator we can't use and past the guards with the guns and into the vault we can't open--"
--> '''Rusty:''' Without being seen by the cameras.
--> '''Danny:''' Uh, yeah, sorry--forgot about that....
** "--Yeah...say we do all that: We're just gonna ''walk'' outta there, with a hundred and fifty million dollars--''without being stopped''?!?"
--> ''({{Beat}}...{{Beat}}...{{Beat}}....)''
--> '''Danny:''' ...[[BluntYes Well, yeah.]]
--> '''Saul:''' ''(Stares at him in silence with an OhCrap look)'' ...Oh. Okay.... ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck (Takes some Tums)]]''
** [[spoiler: Cut to the end of the movie, and [[BrickJoke that's]] ''[[BrickJoke exactly]]'' [[BrickJoke what they do.]]]] May also count as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
** When the group shows up at Reuben's doorstep: "What, did you guys get a group rate or something?"
* As Danny and Rusty are scouting Yen's Chinese acrobat troupe:
-->'''Danny''': "Which one's The Amazing Yen?"
-->'''Rusty''': "The little Chinese guy."
-->'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}})'' ''*are-you-serious-stare*''
* Basher showing up after [[ItMakesSenseInContext traveling in a sewer,]] covered in you-know-what, declaring, "Yeah--we're in ''deep--''!"
* Toulour's laser dance in ''Twelve''. This man beats a "randomly-shifting" laser field by ''dancing''.
* "Raise those skirts up by about three inches."
* The Nalloy Bros.' introduction - a scene immediately preceded by Rusty telling Danny that they are "having trouble filling the hours."
to:
-->'''Linus''': Apparently he's got a record longer than my... Well...it's long.\\
'''Benedict''': ''[glances at Linus's crotch]''
* While waiting for Danny, Basher, and Yen to steal the "pinch," Linus is stuck in the getaway van with the "Bickering Brothers" Virgil and Turk Malloy. Cue hilariousness:
-->'''Virgil:''' Alright, you start.\\
'''Turk:''' ''[with disdain]'' Okay, go ahead, I got one.\\
'''Virgil:''' Are you gonna think of one, or--\\
'''Turk:''' ''[interrupting]'' No, I've already ''thought'' of one, I'm not going ''think'' of one.\\
'''Virgil:''' ''[egging him on]'' Alright, so you're ''thinking'' of one right now.\\
'''Turk:''' No, I'm ''done'' thinking about, I have it in my head.\\
'''Virgil:''' Fine. Are you a man.\\
'''Turk:''' Yes, nineteen.\\
'''Virgil:''' Are you alive.\\
'''Turk:''' ''[impatiently]'' ''Yes,'' eighteen.\\
'''Virgil:''' Evel Knievel.\\
'''Turk:''' ...''shit!''
* "How's the game?" "Longest hour of my life." "What?" "I said I'm running away with your wife!" "Great!"
* Rusty's response to Danny's eloquent MotiveRant about how the house always wins: "You rehearsed that speech, didn't you?" "Little bit, did I rush it?" "No, it was good, I liked it. The Teen Beat thing was harsh, though."
** Cue Saul: [[LetMeGetThisStraight "Let me get this straight:]] say we get past the door we can't open and down the elevator we can't use and past the guards with the guns and into the vault we can't open--"
--> '''Rusty:''' Without being seen by the cameras.
--> '''Danny:''' Uh, yeah, sorry--forgot about that....
** "--Yeah...say we do all that: We're just gonna ''walk'' outta there, with a hundred and fifty million dollars--''without being stopped''?!?"
--> ''({{Beat}}...{{Beat}}...{{Beat}}....)''
--> '''Danny:''' ...[[BluntYes Well, yeah.]]
--> '''Saul:''' ''(Stares at him in silence with an OhCrap look)'' ...Oh. Okay.... ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck (Takes some Tums)]]''
** [[spoiler: Cut to the end of the movie, and [[BrickJoke that's]] ''[[BrickJoke exactly]]'' [[BrickJoke what they do.]]]] May also count as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
** When the group shows up at Reuben's doorstep: "What, did you guys get a group rate or something?"
* As Danny and Rusty are scouting Yen's Chinese acrobat troupe:
-->'''Danny''': "Which one's The Amazing Yen?"
-->'''Rusty''': "The little Chinese guy."
-->'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}})'' ''*are-you-serious-stare*''
* Basher showing up after [[ItMakesSenseInContext traveling in a sewer,]] covered in you-know-what, declaring, "Yeah--we're in ''deep--''!"
* Toulour's laser dance in ''Twelve''. This man beats a "randomly-shifting" laser field by ''dancing''.
* "Raise those skirts up by about three inches."
* The Nalloy
* "It will be nice working with proper villains again." - Pretty much explains the whole appeal of the trilogy.
* As Danny and Rusty are scouting Yen's Chinese acrobat troupe:
-->'''Danny''': "Which one's The Amazing Yen?"
-->'''Rusty''': "The little Chinese guy."
-->'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}})'' ''*are-you-serious-stare*''
* Danny and Rusty's "conversation" before they pick up Linus:
-->'''Danny''': Ten ought to do it, don't you think?\\
'''Rusty''': ''*says nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': You think we need one more?\\
'''Rusty''': ''*still says nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': You think we need one more.\\
'''Rusty''': ''*further nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': All right, we'll get one more. ''*walks off*''\\
'''Rusty''': ''*blinks*''
* When the group shows up at Reuben's doorstep: "What, did you guys get a group rate or something?"
** A line that didn't make the final cut was when the door opened, Livingston bleats out "Trick or treat!"
* The fact that Danny and Rusty begin their briefing on the robbery by piling on just how ''impossible'' it's all gonna be.
** Cue Saul: [[LetMeGetThisStraight "Let me get this straight:]] say we get past the door we can't open and down the elevator we can't use and past the guards with the guns and into the vault we can't open--"
--> '''Rusty:''' Without being seen by the cameras.
--> '''Danny:''' Uh, yeah, sorry--forgot about that....
** "--Yeah...say we do all that: We're just gonna ''walk'' outta there, with a hundred and fifty million dollars--''without being stopped''?!?"
--> ''({{Beat}}...{{Beat}}...{{Beat}}....)''
--> '''Danny:''' ...[[BluntYes Well, yeah.]]
--> '''Saul:''' ''(Stares at him in silence with an OhCrap look)'' ...Oh. Okay.... ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck (Takes some Tums)]]''
** [[spoiler: Cut to the end of the movie, and [[BrickJoke that's]] ''[[BrickJoke exactly]]'' [[BrickJoke what they do.]]]] May also count as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
* While watching surveillance of security hallways:
-->'''Danny''': Why do they always paint hallways that color?\\
'''Rusty''': They say taupe is very soothing.\\
'''Danny''': ''*shrugs, takes sip of whiskey*''
* Basher showing up after [[ItMakesSenseInContext traveling in a sewer,]] covered in you-know-what, declaring, "Yeah--we're in ''deep--''!"
* While waiting for Danny, Basher, and Yen to steal the "pinch," Linus is stuck in the getaway van with the "Bickering Brothers" Virgil and Turk Malloy. Cue hilariousness:
-->'''Virgil:''' Alright, you start.\\
'''Turk:''' ''[with disdain]'' Okay, go ahead, I got one.\\
'''Virgil:''' Are you gonna think of one, or--\\
'''Turk:''' ''[interrupting]'' No, I've already ''thought'' of one, I'm not going ''think'' of one.\\
'''Virgil:''' ''[egging him on]'' Alright, so you're ''thinking'' of one right now.\\
'''Turk:''' No, I'm ''done'' thinking about, I have it in my head.\\
'''Virgil:''' Fine. Are you a man.\\
'''Turk:''' Yes, nineteen.\\
'''Virgil:''' Are you alive.\\
'''Turk:''' ''[impatiently]'' ''Yes,'' eighteen.\\
'''Virgil:''' Evel Knievel.\\
'''Turk:''' ...''shit!''
* As Danny and Rusty are scouting Yen's Chinese acrobat troupe:
-->'''Danny''': "Which one's The Amazing Yen?"
-->'''Rusty''': "The little Chinese guy."
-->'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}})'' ''*are-you-serious-stare*''
* Danny and Rusty's "conversation" before they pick up Linus:
-->'''Danny''': Ten ought to do it, don't you think?\\
'''Rusty''': ''*says nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': You think we need one more?\\
'''Rusty''': ''*still says nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': You think we need one more.\\
'''Rusty''': ''*further nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': All right, we'll get one more. ''*walks off*''\\
'''Rusty''': ''*blinks*''
* When the group shows up at Reuben's doorstep: "What, did you guys get a group rate or something?"
** A line that didn't make the final cut was when the door opened, Livingston bleats out "Trick or treat!"
* The fact that Danny and Rusty begin their briefing on the robbery by piling on just how ''impossible'' it's all gonna be.
** Cue Saul: [[LetMeGetThisStraight "Let me get this straight:]] say we get past the door we can't open and down the elevator we can't use and past the guards with the guns and into the vault we can't open--"
--> '''Rusty:''' Without being seen by the cameras.
--> '''Danny:''' Uh, yeah, sorry--forgot about that....
** "--Yeah...say we do all that: We're just gonna ''walk'' outta there, with a hundred and fifty million dollars--''without being stopped''?!?"
--> ''({{Beat}}...{{Beat}}...{{Beat}}....)''
--> '''Danny:''' ...[[BluntYes Well, yeah.]]
--> '''Saul:''' ''(Stares at him in silence with an OhCrap look)'' ...Oh. Okay.... ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck (Takes some Tums)]]''
** [[spoiler: Cut to the end of the movie, and [[BrickJoke that's]] ''[[BrickJoke exactly]]'' [[BrickJoke what they do.]]]] May also count as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
* While watching surveillance of security hallways:
-->'''Danny''': Why do they always paint hallways that color?\\
'''Rusty''': They say taupe is very soothing.\\
'''Danny''': ''*shrugs, takes sip of whiskey*''
* Basher showing up after [[ItMakesSenseInContext traveling in a sewer,]] covered in you-know-what, declaring, "Yeah--we're in ''deep--''!"
* While waiting for Danny, Basher, and Yen to steal the "pinch," Linus is stuck in the getaway van with the "Bickering Brothers" Virgil and Turk Malloy. Cue hilariousness:
-->'''Virgil:''' Alright, you start.\\
'''Turk:''' ''[with disdain]'' Okay, go ahead, I got one.\\
'''Virgil:''' Are you gonna think of one, or--\\
'''Turk:''' ''[interrupting]'' No, I've already ''thought'' of one, I'm not going ''think'' of one.\\
'''Virgil:''' ''[egging him on]'' Alright, so you're ''thinking'' of one right now.\\
'''Turk:''' No, I'm ''done'' thinking about, I have it in my head.\\
'''Virgil:''' Fine. Are you a man.\\
'''Turk:''' Yes, nineteen.\\
'''Virgil:''' Are you alive.\\
'''Turk:''' ''[impatiently]'' ''Yes,'' eighteen.\\
'''Virgil:''' Evel Knievel.\\
'''Turk:''' ...''shit!''
* Linus poses as someone from the NGC and talks to Benedict about Frank:
-->'''Linus''': Apparently he's got a record longer than my... Well...it's long.\\
'''Benedict''': ''[glances at Linus's crotch]''
-->'''Linus''': Apparently he's got a record longer than my... Well...it's long.\\
'''Benedict''': ''[glances at Linus's crotch]''
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* Danny's trigger malfunctioning, with Linus reasoning the batteries needing changing. This dialogue is part-CallBack
* "Where the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] you been?" Made even funnier by the fact that this is one of only two lines ''in the entire trilogy'' that Yen says in English. Not to mention that had they ''been'' on time, he'd have been blown to bits.
** Danny and Linus' sheepish apologies after make it even better.
* "Where the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] you been?" Made even funnier by the fact that this is one of only two lines ''in the entire trilogy'' that Yen says in English. Not to mention that had they ''been'' on time, he'd have been blown to bits.
** Danny and Linus' sheepish apologies after make it even better.
to:
* Danny's trigger malfunctioning, with Linus reasoning the batteries needing changing. This dialogue is part-CallBack
* "Wherepart-CallBack to Linus getting in the way of the Pinch theft and part-setting up Danny putting his foot in his mouth.
--->'''Linus:''' Y'know, you lose focus for one second...
--->'''Danny:''' I know, someone gets hurt. I don't hear Yen complaining.
** They explode the door and walk in to find Yen...
--->'''Yen:''' WHERE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]you been?" Made YOU BEEN?"
--->'''Danny/Linus''' ... Sorry.
*** This is even funnier by the fact that this is one of only two lines ''in the entire trilogy'' that Yen says in English. Not to mention that had they ''been'' on time, he'd have been blown tobits.
**bits. Danny and Linus' sheepish apologies after make sell it even better.
* "Where
--->'''Linus:''' Y'know, you lose focus for one second...
--->'''Danny:''' I know, someone gets hurt. I don't hear Yen complaining.
** They explode the door and walk in to find Yen...
--->'''Yen:''' WHERE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]
--->'''Danny/Linus''' ... Sorry.
*** This is even funnier by the fact that this is one of only two lines ''in the entire trilogy'' that Yen says in English. Not to mention that had they ''been'' on time, he'd have been blown to
**
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* After being pipped to their ''relatively''-small-time artefact (about $2M) by the Night Fox - and thus challenged with the entire debt as a prize - the team responds by breaking into his Lake Como mansion to accept his wager... by stealing a small collection of paintings [[FlippingTheBird in the formation of a middle finger.]]
to:
* After being pipped to their ''relatively''-small-time artefact (about $2M) by the Night Fox - and thus challenged with the entire debt as a prize - the team responds by breaking into his Lake Como mansion to accept his wager... by and stealing a small collection of paintings [[FlippingTheBird in the formation of a middle finger.]]]]
* Toulour's laser dance. This man beats a "randomly-shifting" laser field by ''dancing''.
* Toulour's laser dance. This man beats a "randomly-shifting" laser field by ''dancing''.
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* "Raise those skirts up by about three inches." - by Frank, asking the girls he's hiring for the domino stand.
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!!Ocean's Eleven
!!Ocean's Eleven
Changed line(s) 19,21 (click to see context) from:
* "Where the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] you been?" Made even funnier by the fact that this is one of only two lines ''in the entire trilogy'' that Yen says in English. Not to mention that had they ''been'' on time, he'd have been blown to bits.
** Danny and Linus' sheepish apologies after make it even better.
* "It will be nice working with proper villains again." - Pretty much explains the whole appeal of the trilogy.
** Danny and Linus' sheepish apologies after make it even better.
* "It will be nice working with proper villains again." - Pretty much explains the whole appeal of the trilogy.
to:
** Danny and Linus' sheepish apologies after make it even better.
* "I wonder what Reuben will say?" [GilliganCut to Reuben] "YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN MINDS!"
Deleted line(s) 42,48 (click to see context) :
* The end of ''Ocean's Twelve''.
-->'''Female Interpol Agent:''' I'm proud of you...we both are.\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Linus:''' Oh come on, [[spoiler: you told Dad?!]]
** And then at the end of ''Ocean's Thirteen''.
-->'''Male FBI Agent:''' [[spoiler: I'm just glad your mother didn't have to see that.]]
* "I won eleven million dollars!"
-->'''Female Interpol Agent:''' I'm proud of you...we both are.\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Linus:''' Oh come on, [[spoiler: you told Dad?!]]
** And then at the end of ''Ocean's Thirteen''.
-->'''Male FBI Agent:''' [[spoiler: I'm just glad your mother didn't have to see that.]]
* "I won eleven million dollars!"
Deleted line(s) 60,62 (click to see context) :
* "Is that - are you watching ''{{Oprah}}''!?
* "He's in the Casino by the slots."
* "I wonder what Reuben will say?" [GilliganCut to Reuben] "YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN MINDS!"
* "He's in the Casino by the slots."
* "I wonder what Reuben will say?" [GilliganCut to Reuben] "YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN MINDS!"
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* This exchange from ''Ocean's Thirteen'', after [[spoiler:Ocean and his crew respond to Benedict's attempted double-crossing of them by donating the money they promised him to a orphan's charity, in his name]]:
--> '''Benedict:''' You think this is funny?\\
'''Ocean:''' Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad!
* In ''Twelve'', Linus talks Danny and Rusty into letting him do more for the team while in Europe. So they bring him along to a meet with Matsui (Robbie Coltrane), during which Matsui converses with a bizarre code slang. When Matsui nods at Linus for a response, the flustered rookie con artist can only come up with lyrics to Music/LedZeppelin's "Kashmir". Which seemingly enrages Matsui. [[spoiler:Linus' mom finds out during the movie's end and gently chides him for it.]]
* After being pipped to their ''relatively''-small-time artefact (about $2M) by the Night Fox - and thus challenged with the entire debt as a prize - the team responds by breaking into his Lake Como mansion to accept his wager... by stealing a small collection of paintings [[FlippingTheBird in the formation of a middle finger.]]
--> '''Benedict:''' You think this is funny?\\
'''Ocean:''' Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad!
* In ''Twelve'', Linus talks Danny and Rusty into letting him do more for the team while in Europe. So they bring him along to a meet with Matsui (Robbie Coltrane), during which Matsui converses with a bizarre code slang. When Matsui nods at Linus for a response, the flustered rookie con artist can only come up with lyrics to Music/LedZeppelin's "Kashmir". Which seemingly enrages Matsui. [[spoiler:Linus' mom finds out during the movie's end and gently chides him for it.]]
* After being pipped to their ''relatively''-small-time artefact (about $2M) by the Night Fox - and thus challenged with the entire debt as a prize - the team responds by breaking into his Lake Como mansion to accept his wager... by stealing a small collection of paintings [[FlippingTheBird in the formation of a middle finger.]]
to:
* Toulour's laser dance in ''Twelve''. This exchange from ''Ocean's Thirteen'', after [[spoiler:Ocean and his crew respond to Benedict's attempted double-crossing of them man beats a "randomly-shifting" laser field by donating the money they promised him to ''dancing''.
* "Raise those skirts up by about three inches."
* The Nalloy Bros.' introduction - aorphan's charity, in his name]]:
--> '''Benedict:''' You think this is funny?\\
'''Ocean:''' Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad!
* In ''Twelve'', Linus talksscene immediately preceded by Rusty telling Danny and Rusty into letting him do more for the team while in Europe. So that they bring him along to are "having trouble filling the hours."
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting. I'm waiting."
-->'''Virgil''': "Yes, go."
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting on you, sweetheart."
-->'''Virgil''': "You what?"
-->'''Turk''': "''Go'', little gi--you're like ameet little girl."
-->'''Virgil:''' ''(smirking)'' "Wha-wha-wha-!"
-->'''Turk''': "Don't-- I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period french okay?"
-->'''Virgil''': ''What''?
-->'''Turk''': Stop it and ''go''!
** The fact that they're racing a monster truck against a monster truck ''model'' and Virgil only loses because Turk runs the mini over withMatsui (Robbie Coltrane), during which Matsui converses with a bizarre code slang. When Matsui nods at Linus for a response, the flustered rookie con artist can only come up with lyrics to Music/LedZeppelin's "Kashmir". Which seemingly enrages Matsui. [[spoiler:Linus' mom finds out during the movie's end and gently chides him for it.]]
* After being pipped to their ''relatively''-small-time artefact (about $2M) by the Night Fox - and thus challenged with the entire debt as a prize - the team responds by breaking intohis Lake Como mansion to accept his wager... by stealing a small collection of paintings [[FlippingTheBird in the formation of a middle finger.]]truck. Turk's delighted cackle is priceless.
* "Raise those skirts up by about three inches."
* The Nalloy Bros.' introduction - a
--> '''Benedict:''' You think this is funny?\\
'''Ocean:''' Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad!
* In ''Twelve'', Linus talks
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting. I'm waiting."
-->'''Virgil''': "Yes, go."
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting on you, sweetheart."
-->'''Virgil''': "You what?"
-->'''Turk''': "''Go'', little gi--you're like a
-->'''Virgil:''' ''(smirking)'' "Wha-wha-wha-!"
-->'''Turk''': "Don't-- I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period french okay?"
-->'''Virgil''': ''What''?
-->'''Turk''': Stop it and ''go''!
** The fact that they're racing a monster truck against a monster truck ''model'' and Virgil only loses because Turk runs the mini over with
* After being pipped to their ''relatively''-small-time artefact (about $2M) by the Night Fox - and thus challenged with the entire debt as a prize - the team responds by breaking into
Changed line(s) 79,90 (click to see context) from:
* Basher hamming it up as Fender Roads: "This is HEAVY BIKE! Fender Roads is a" *pretends to play patriotic music on a flute* "I'M A GODDAMN AMERICAN ICON!" *salute*
** This brief exchange between Virgil and Turk as they're hacking Bank's computer during Basher's distraction:
-->"Are you in yet?"
-->"I hate that question."
** From that same scene (translated):
-->"Not too much, make it somewhat recognizable."
-->"I can make you taller. You wanna be taller?"
-->"..."
-->"You're a dwarf in 34 states."
-->"And an animal in the other 34."
-->*stare*
-->"24... 22."
** This brief exchange between Virgil and Turk as they're hacking Bank's computer during Basher's distraction:
-->"Are you in yet?"
-->"I hate that question."
** From that same scene (translated):
-->"Not too much, make it somewhat recognizable."
-->"I can make you taller. You wanna be taller?"
-->"..."
-->"You're a dwarf in 34 states."
-->"And an animal in the other 34."
-->*stare*
-->"24... 22."
to:
-->"Are you in yet?"
-->"I hate
** From that same scene (translated):
-->"Not too much, make it somewhat recognizable."
-->"I can make you taller. You wanna be taller?"
-->"..."
-->"You're a dwarf in 34 states."
-->"And an animal in the other 34."
-->*stare*
-->"24... 22."
* Danny's trigger malfunctioning, with Linus reasoning the batteries needing changing. This dialogue is part-CallBack
* "Where the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] you been?" Made even funnier by the fact that this is one of only two lines ''in the entire trilogy'' that Yen says in English. Not to mention that had they ''been'' on time, he'd have been blown to bits.
** Danny and Linus' sheepish apologies after make it even better.
* "He's in the Casino by the slots."
** "Of course I'm in the Casino. In fact, I'm staying in your hotel. I've got two words for you - Mini Bar."
* "Where the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] you been?" Made even funnier by the fact that this is one of only two lines ''in the entire trilogy'' that Yen says in English. Not to mention that had they ''been'' on time, he'd have been blown to bits.
** Danny and Linus' sheepish apologies after make it even better.
* "He's in the Casino by the slots."
** "Of course I'm in the Casino. In fact, I'm staying in your hotel. I've got two words for you - Mini Bar."
Changed line(s) 95,108 (click to see context) from:
* Toulour's laser dance in ''Twelve''. This man beats a "randomly-shifting" laser field by ''dancing''.
* "Raise those skirts up by about three inches."
* Turk and Virgil from the first movie, upon their introduction - a scene immediately preceded by Rusty telling Danny that the brothers are "having trouble filling the hours."
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting. I'm waiting."
-->'''Virgil''': "Yes, go."
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting on you, sweetheart."
-->'''Virgil''': "You what?"
-->'''Turk''': "''Go'', little gi--you're like a little girl."
-->'''Virgil:''' ''(smirking)'' "Wha-wha-wha-!"
-->'''Turk''': "Don't-- I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period french okay?"
-->'''Virgil''': ''What''?
-->'''Turk''': Stop it and ''go''!
** The fact that they're racing a monster truck against a monster truck ''model'' and Virgil only loses because Turk runs the mini over with his truck. Turk's delighted cackle is priceless.
* When the group gets together in 12 just after Benedict has found+threatened everyone, the group is more concerned and hurt about the fact that Benedict called them "Ocean's 11", and voice their concerns to Danny, while Rusty simply smirks.
* "Raise those skirts up by about three inches."
* Turk and Virgil from the first movie, upon their introduction - a scene immediately preceded by Rusty telling Danny that the brothers are "having trouble filling the hours."
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting. I'm waiting."
-->'''Virgil''': "Yes, go."
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting on you, sweetheart."
-->'''Virgil''': "You what?"
-->'''Turk''': "''Go'', little gi--you're like a little girl."
-->'''Virgil:''' ''(smirking)'' "Wha-wha-wha-!"
-->'''Turk''': "Don't-- I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period french okay?"
-->'''Virgil''': ''What''?
-->'''Turk''': Stop it and ''go''!
** The fact that they're racing a monster truck against a monster truck ''model'' and Virgil only loses because Turk runs the mini over with his truck. Turk's delighted cackle is priceless.
* When the group gets together in 12 just after Benedict has found+threatened everyone, the group is more concerned and hurt about the fact that Benedict called them "Ocean's 11", and voice their concerns to Danny, while Rusty simply smirks.
to:
* "Raise those skirts up by about three inches."
* Turk and Virgil from the first movie, upon their introduction - a scene immediately preceded by Rusty telling Danny that the brothers are "having trouble filling the hours."
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting. I'm waiting."
-->'''Virgil''': "Yes, go."
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting on you, sweetheart."
-->'''Virgil''': "You what?"
-->'''Turk''': "''Go'', little gi--you're like a little girl."
-->'''Virgil:''' ''(smirking)'' "Wha-wha-wha-!"
-->'''Turk''': "Don't-- I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period french okay?"
-->'''Virgil''': ''What''?
-->'''Turk''': Stop it and ''go''!
** The fact that they're racing a monster truck against a monster truck ''model'' and Virgil only loses because Turk runs the mini over with his truck. Turk's delighted cackle is priceless.
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!!Ocean's Twelve
* When the group gets together
Added DiffLines:
* Linus talks Danny and Rusty into letting him do more for the team while in Europe. So they bring him along to a meet with Matsui (Robbie Coltrane), during which Matsui converses with a bizarre code slang. When Matsui nods at Linus for a response, the flustered rookie con artist can only come up with lyrics to Music/LedZeppelin's "Kashmir". Which seemingly enrages Matsui. [[spoiler:Linus' mom finds out during the movie's end and gently chides him for it.]]
* After being pipped to their ''relatively''-small-time artefact (about $2M) by the Night Fox - and thus challenged with the entire debt as a prize - the team responds by breaking into his Lake Como mansion to accept his wager... by stealing a small collection of paintings [[FlippingTheBird in the formation of a middle finger.]]
* During the climax when Linus is riding the the limo:
-->'''Female Interpol Agent:''' I'm proud of you...we both are.\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Linus:''' Oh come on, [[spoiler: you told Dad?!]]
** And then at the end of ''Ocean's Thirteen''.
-->'''Male FBI Agent:''' [[spoiler: I'm just glad your mother didn't have to see that.]]
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!!Ocean's Thirteen
* "Is that - are you watching ''{{Oprah}}''!?
* Basher hamming it up as Fender Roads: "This is HEAVY BIKE! Fender Roads is a" *pretends to play patriotic music on a flute* "I'M A GODDAMN AMERICAN ICON!" *salute*
** This brief exchange between Virgil and Turk as they're hacking Bank's computer during Basher's distraction:
-->"Are you in yet?"
-->"I hate that question."
** From that same scene (translated):
-->"Not too much, make it somewhat recognizable."
-->"I can make you taller. You wanna be taller?"
-->"..."
-->"You're a dwarf in 34 states."
-->"And an animal in the other 34."
-->*stare*
-->"24... 22."
* After [[spoiler:Ocean and his crew respond to Benedict's attempted double-crossing of them by donating the money they promised him to a orphan's charity, in his name]]:
--> '''Benedict:''' You think this is funny?\\
'''Ocean:''' Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad!
* The very end where the VUP is compensated for the hell he's been put through...
-->"I won eleven million dollars!"
* After being pipped to their ''relatively''-small-time artefact (about $2M) by the Night Fox - and thus challenged with the entire debt as a prize - the team responds by breaking into his Lake Como mansion to accept his wager... by stealing a small collection of paintings [[FlippingTheBird in the formation of a middle finger.]]
* During the climax when Linus is riding the the limo:
-->'''Female Interpol Agent:''' I'm proud of you...we both are.\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Linus:''' Oh come on, [[spoiler: you told Dad?!]]
** And then at the end of ''Ocean's Thirteen''.
-->'''Male FBI Agent:''' [[spoiler: I'm just glad your mother didn't have to see that.]]
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!!Ocean's Thirteen
* "Is that - are you watching ''{{Oprah}}''!?
* Basher hamming it up as Fender Roads: "This is HEAVY BIKE! Fender Roads is a" *pretends to play patriotic music on a flute* "I'M A GODDAMN AMERICAN ICON!" *salute*
** This brief exchange between Virgil and Turk as they're hacking Bank's computer during Basher's distraction:
-->"Are you in yet?"
-->"I hate that question."
** From that same scene (translated):
-->"Not too much, make it somewhat recognizable."
-->"I can make you taller. You wanna be taller?"
-->"..."
-->"You're a dwarf in 34 states."
-->"And an animal in the other 34."
-->*stare*
-->"24... 22."
* After [[spoiler:Ocean and his crew respond to Benedict's attempted double-crossing of them by donating the money they promised him to a orphan's charity, in his name]]:
--> '''Benedict:''' You think this is funny?\\
'''Ocean:''' Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad!
* The very end where the VUP is compensated for the hell he's been put through...
-->"I won eleven million dollars!"