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3[[folder:''Ocean's Eleven'']]
4* This conversation in a really loud bar:
5-->'''Bartender:''' How's the game?\
6'''Rusty:''' Longest hour of my life.\
7'''Bartender:''' What?\
8'''Rusty:''' ''(yelling)'' I said I'm running away with your wife!\
9'''Bartender:''' Great!
10* Rusty's response to Danny's eloquent MotiveRant about how the house always wins:
11-->'''Rusty:''' You rehearsed that speech, didn't you?\
12'''Danny:''' Little bit, did I rush it? I felt like I rushed it.\
13'''Rusty:''' No, it was good, I liked it. The Teen Beat thing was harsh, though.
14* While the overall ignorance of the actors during the poker game is funny, nothing tops the end with Creator/TopherGrace finishing it off with "all reds" - when the cards are all red, but not the same suit!
15* "I wonder what Reuben will say?" [GilliganCut to Reuben] "YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN MINDS!"
16** He then relays the stories of the three most successful robberies in the history of Las Vegas casinos (only one of whom even made it out the front door, and he was promptly shot by security) to Rusty and Danny:
17--->'''Reuben:''' But what am I saying? You guys are pros! The best! I'm ''sure'' you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, ''you're still in the middle of the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] DESERT!''
18** Speaking of the stories: The fact that the punchline for each incident is accompanied by a FreezeFrameBonus!
19*** And how very, ''very'' blatantly those flashbacks display their appropriate decade. The third one in particular seems to have borrowed its [[TheEighties Eighties]] costumes, cars, soundtrack, and even its '''cinematography''' directly from ''Series/MiamiVice'' (although once he's shot, the soundtrack is the very adequate (and ironic) [[Film/TopGun "Take My Breath Away"]]).
20** As a whole throughout the series most lines from Reuben for that matter, as both DeadpanSnarker and [[TheMentor elder wiseguy]] who understands how things work in the con game.
21* It's easy to miss but definitely one of the best lines in the film:
22-->'''Reuben:''' Look, we all go way back and uh, [[NoodleIncident I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place]] and I'll never forget it.\
23'''Danny:''' That was our pleasure.\
24'''Rusty:''' I'd never been to Belize.
25* The Malloy Bros.' introduction -- a scene immediately preceded by Rusty telling Danny that they are "having trouble filling the hours."
26-->'''Turk:''' Waiting. I'm waiting.\
27'''Virgil:''' Yes, go.\
28'''Turk:''' Waiting on you, sweetheart.\
29'''Virgil:''' You what?\
30'''Turk:''' ''Go'', little gi--you're like a little girl.\
31'''Virgil:''' ''(smirking)'' Wha-wha-wha-!\
32'''Turk:''' Don't-- I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French, okay?\
33'''Virgil:''' ''What''?\
34'''Turk:''' Stop it and ''go''!
35** The fact that they're racing a monster truck against a monster truck ''model'' and Virgil only loses because Turk runs the mini over with his truck. Turk's delighted cackle is priceless.
36* "It will be nice working with proper villains again." -- Pretty much explains the whole appeal of the trilogy.
37* As Danny and Rusty are scouting Yen's Chinese acrobat troupe:
38-->'''Danny:''' Which one's The Amazing Yen?\
39'''Rusty''': The little Chinese guy.\
40'''Danny:''' ''({{Beat}}, has an "are-you-serious" stare)'' Who else is on the list?\
41'''Rusty:''' He ''is'' the list.
42* Danny and Rusty's "conversation" before they pick up Linus:
43-->'''Danny:''' Ten ought to do it, don't you think?\
44'''Rusty:''' ''(says nothing)''\
45'''Danny:''' You think we need one more?\
46'''Rusty:''' ''(still says nothing)''\
47'''Danny:''' You think we need one more.\
48'''Rusty:''' ''(still nothing)''\
49'''Danny:''' All right, we'll get one more. ''(walks off)''\
50'''Rusty:''' ''(blinks)''
51* When the group shows up at Reuben's doorstep: "What, did you guys get a group rate or something?"
52** A line that didn't make the final cut was when the door opened, Livingston bleats out "Trick or treat!"
53* Right before the briefing, Rueben pleasantly questions Linus about his father and Chicago. He ends it by saying "That's wonderful. Get in the goddamn house". In the exact same tone.
54* The fact that Danny and Rusty begin their briefing on the robbery by piling on just how ''impossible'' it's all gonna be.
55* Yen asks a serious, practical question about the robbery in Mandarin, [[TranslationConvention and Rusty gives a serious answer in English]]. For whatever reason, the thieves can magically understand one another.
56** This conversation:
57--->'''Saul:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight I have a question]], say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move, and past the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open...--\
58'''Rusty:''' Without being seen by the cameras.\
59'''Danny:''' Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that.\
60'''Saul:''' --Yeah...say we do all that: We're just gonna ''walk'' outta there, with $150,000,000 in cash on us, ''without being stopped''?!?\
61''({{Beat}})''\
62'''Danny:''' ...[[BluntYes Yeah]].\
63'''Saul:''' ''(Stares at him in silence with an OhCrap look)'' ...Oh. Okay. ''([[ThisIsGonnaSuck Takes some Tums]])''
64** Cut to the end of the movie, and [[BrickJoke that's]] ''[[BrickJoke exactly]]'' [[BrickJoke what they do]]. May also count as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
65* While watching surveillance of security hallways:
66-->'''Danny:''' Why do they always paint hallways that color?\
67'''Rusty:''' They say taupe is very soothing.\
68'''Danny:''' ''(shrugs, takes sip of whiskey)''
69* A quick gag when Benedict tears down Reuben's old casino - the shot quickly cuts from Danny at the ceremony to Basher carving plastic explosives into "precious gems" while avidly trying to watch the demolition on TV, oblivious to the fact that it's happening ''right behind him'' out the window.
70* Basher showing up after [[ItMakesSenseInContext traveling in a sewer]], covered in you-know-what, declaring, "Yeah--we're in ''deep shit''!"
71** While Basher is explaining the problem using Cockney rhyming slang:
72--->'''Reuben:''' Can you understand any of this?\
73'''Livingston:''' I'll explain later.
74** "So unless we plan on doing this job in Reno, we're in Barney. ''(blank stares from everyone)''. [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Barney Rubble]]. TROUBLE".
75** As Basher's talking Linus is standing at [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the back of the group]] with his shirt pulled up over his nose to try and block out the smell.
76* While waiting for Danny, Basher, and Yen to steal the "pinch", Linus is stuck in the getaway van with the "Bickering Brothers" Virgil and Turk Malloy. Cue hilariousness:
77-->'''Virgil:''' Alright, you start.\
78'''Turk:''' ''(with disdain)'' Okay, go ahead, I got one.\
79'''Virgil:''' Are you gonna think of one, or--\
80'''Turk:''' ''(interrupting)'' No, I've already ''thought'' of one, I'm not going ''think'' of one.\
81'''Virgil:''' ''(egging him on)'' Alright, so you're ''thinking'' of one right now.\
82'''Turk:''' No, I'm ''done'' thinking about, I have it in my head.\
83'''Virgil:''' Fine. Are you a man.\
84'''Turk:''' Yes, nineteen.\
85'''Virgil:''' Are you alive.\
86'''Turk:''' ''(impatiently)'' ''Yes,'' eighteen.\
87'''Virgil:''' Evel Knievel.\
88'''Turk:''' ...''Shit!''
89* When Reuben is fretting about Danny and Linus, Saul reassures him that they will be here while still in character as Lyman Zerga. Reuben mockingly repeats, "They will be here" - right down to badly imitating Zerga's Eastern European accent - before adding, "Schmuck".
90* Rusty coaching up Linus on the art of the con:
91-->'''Rusty:''' Don't use seven words when four will do; don't shift your weight. Look always at your mark, but don't stare. Be specific but not memorable; be funny but don't make him laugh. He's gotta like you, and then forget you the moment you've left his sight. And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances--\
92'''Livingston:''' ''(off screen)'' Rust, can you take a look at this?\
93'''Rusty:''' Sure. ''(leaves)''\
94'''Linus:''' ...
95** It's implied that he was leading into "screw up", which Livingston delivers just before Linus takes his cue to talk to Benedict.
96* Linus poses as someone from the NGC and talks to Benedict about Frank:
97-->'''Linus:''' Apparently he's got a record longer than my... Well...it's long.\
98'''Benedict:''' ''(glances at Linus' crotch)''
99* Linus and Frank's ScaryBlackMan con to steal the vault codes off Benedict, with Frank indignantly accusing Linus's character of racism keeping Frank from doing his job, adding "Might as well call it WHITE-jack!" As security begins to take Frank away, he makes a move at Linus one more time:
100-->'''Frank''': Cracker!
101-->'''Linus''': ''(simultaneously cowers in fear)'' Oh dear God!
102* As Basher is about to activate the Pinch, he slowly covers his crotch with one hand and crouches slightly away in hesitation. His entire body language screams ThisIsGonnaSuck[[note]]It gets even better when you know that was actually an improvised move by Creator/DonCheadle -- it was such a perfect move that it became a case of ThrowItIn[[/note]].
103* When Basher activates the pinch it interrupts the high profile boxing match happening during the heist. When the power comes back on, the boxers go from standing around in confusion to lunging wildly at each other - causing a near riot in the ring even after the bell rings. At the same time, an ''actual'' riot erupts in the casino, with people randomly cold clocking one another and trying to snatch chips.
104* Danny's trigger malfunctioning, with Linus reasoning the batteries needing changing. This dialogue is part-CallBack to Linus getting in the way of the Pinch theft and part-setting up Danny putting his foot in his mouth.
105-->'''Linus:''' Y'know, you lose focus for one second...\
106'''Danny:''' I know, someone gets hurt. I don't hear Yen complaining.
107** They explode the door and walk in to find Yen...
108--->'''Yen:''' WHERE THE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] YOU BEEN?\
109'''Danny/Linus:''' ...Sorry.
110** This is even funnier because this is one of only two lines ''in the entire trilogy'' that Yen says in English. Not to mention that had they ''been'' on time, he'd have been blown to bits. Danny and Linus' sheepish apologies sell it even better.
111* "He's in the Casino by the slots."
112** "Of course I'm in the Casino. In fact, I'm staying in your hotel. I've got two words for you -- Mini Bar."
113* Right before detonating the van, Virgil screws around by driving it via remote control just to mess with the guards. Reuben tells him to stop screwing around and get on with it.
114* Rusty greets a tuxedo clad Danny as he leaves prison. If this scene doesn't establish them as best friends nothing else does:
115-->'''Rusty:''' I hope you were the groom.\
116'''Danny:''' ''({{Beat}})'' Music/TedNugent [[XCalledTheyWantTheirYBack called; he wants his shirt back]].
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119[[folder:''Ocean's Twelve'']]
120* The movie opens with a flashback to when Rusty and Isabel are together. Isabel in bed mentions her crew found a boot (matching Rusty's own) in connection to a recent theft, and a hair. Rusty sits in the bathroom listening with great concern.
121-->'''Isabel:''' Hopefully by noon tomorrow, we'll have his DNA, what kind of conditioner he uses, if he streaks his hair, if he has dandruff, everything.\
122''[camera cuts to what Rusty is looking at with worry: his conditioner, hair highlighter, and dandruff shampoo]''
123** He then turns on the shower and [[BathroomBreakOut jumps out the window]].
124* Reuben is approached by Benedict and his goons while he's visiting a fortune teller. He gives her a dumbfounded look and asks how she couldn't have seen this coming.
125* Frank is getting a foot massage, unaware Terry Benedict has replaced the masseuse while he's not looking.
126-->'''Frank''': Fred "Bud" Kelly[[note]] an early 20th-century black hockey player[[/note]] made skates out of whiskey bottles at his uncle's farm in the early 1900s. That was over there in Nova Scotia. I'm gonna tell you something else. You never seen his name on the Stanley Cup! You know why that is? Because that son of a bitch Jim Crow, took his name off the history books! You kind of -- ''(finally notices his foot in the hands of Terry)''
127-->'''Terry''': Seems like every time I see you, you're playing the race card, Frank. Now why is that?
128-->'''Frank''': ''(beat)'' You can let go of my feet now.
129* Benedict picks up Livingston while he's bombing at stand-up comedy. Benedict thinks he's ''hilarious.''
130-->'''Terry''': What can I say? You're a funny guy.
131* Terry typically relishes lording his threatening presence over everyone...except Linus. When the scene cuts to them, he asks if Terry has told Linus's parents about what's happened, and begins to launch into a relieved thank you response when Terry exasperatedly tells him to just get out.
132* When the group gets together just after Benedict has found and threatened everyone, the group is more concerned and hurt about the fact that Benedict called them "Ocean's 11", and voice their concerns to Danny, while [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Rusty simply smirks.]]
133** [[HeroWorship Linus is the only one who doesn't voice against it]] pointing out it was [[BothSidesHaveAPoint Danny's plan while the others in turn point out that without them Danny couldn't have pulled it off.]]
134--->'''Linus:''' Look when you have a problem who do you go to?\
135'''Most of the team:''' Rusty.\
136'''Danny''': ''[Deadpan]'' Thanks, Linus.
137** Also from that scene, everyone is tallying how much they each owe Benedict, with interest. The interest is ~$6 million, and they each owe Benedict $19 million in total. The picks of the bunch? Livingston is short just the ~$6 million ([[BasementDweller he's been staying with his parents]]), while Rusty is short $25 million ("Hotels, man").
138* Linus talks Danny and Rusty into letting him do more for the team while in Europe. So they bring him along to a meet with Matsui (played by Creator/RobbieColtrane), during which Matsui converses with a bizarre ThievesCant. When Matsui nods at Linus for a response, the flustered rookie con artist can only come up with lyrics to Music/LedZeppelin's "Kashmir". Which seemingly enrages Matsui. Linus' mom finds out during the movie's end and gently chides him for it because he, Danny, and Rusty were doing was called the "Lost in Translation": a prank on newbies Matsui likes to play, implied to just mess with them a bit. The best part is that its not made clear if the code the three were talking in was just gibberish or an ''actual code'' he uses.
139* When the team refers to Van der Woude as a "freak" for his excessive security measures, Linus goes on a long tangent how it's wrong to label someone with "agraphoriaphobia" as a freak.
140-->'''Linus:''' I don't think we have to be the kind of organization that labels people.\
141'''Basher:''' Oh, now we're an organization?\
142'''Linus:''' What? Would you call Emily Dickinson a freak?\
143'''Reuben:''' Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?\
144'''Virgil:''' Who's Emily Dickinson?\
145'''Linus:''' Am I the only one who feels funny about stealing from a, y'know, a handicapped guy?\
146[Scattered [[BluntYes "Yeahs"]] from everyone]
147* While planning to break into the house of the mark, Danny and Rusty sort out which on to use in a conversation lasting exactly four words.
148-->'''Rusty:''' Yeah?\
149'''Danny:''' But...\
150'''Rusty:''' Right.\
151'''Danny:''' Yeah?\
152'''Rusty:''' ''(to everyone else)'' Ahab with a piggyback.
153* After being pipped to their ''relatively''-small-time artefact (about $2 million) by the Night Fox--and thus challenged with the entire debt as a prize--the team responds by breaking into his Lake Como mansion and stealing a small collection of paintings [[FlippingTheBird in the formation of a middle finger]].
154* Roman Nagel's introduction involves him taking a call from Isabel on behalf of Rusty (completely unaware she's actually getting evidence to arrest him), and he just blisters Rusty on the phone to her about how hard his requests are and how much more it will cost him. It ends with this howler:
155-->'''Roman:''' Tell him having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliche. ''([[HypocriticalHumor Cue Roman's sexy female assistant walking in after he hangs up]])''
156* To get past Isabel the crew smuggle Yen out of the hotel in Amsterdam by folding him up inside a soccer bag. The bag then gets separated from them in transit, forcing Yen to stay inside for at least a day. Once the bag finally arrives in Rome, Danny enters his room to find Yen gleefully jumping on the bed to celebrate being free.
157* Danny gets a wake-up calls... [[PrankCall at 11:30 pm the night before]]. [[MagnificentBastard From Tolour]].
158-->'''Danny:''' It's 5:30, day of. We gotta go. Let's go.\
159'''Rusty:''' It's 11:30, the night before.\
160'''Danny:''' Oh... wh.. ''(DoubleTake)'' Oh.\
161'''Rusty:''' ''Oh!'' Oh, he's mean. He's just mean-spirited. All right, how many espressos did you have?\
162'''Danny:''' [[MustHaveCaffeine Five]].
163** This gets even funnier, when you find out this is an ''actual prank'' that Creator/GeorgeClooney (a notorious on-set prankster) played on Creator/JuliaRoberts during filming of the first movie - she'd get a 5:30am wakeup call, when she wasn't due on the set until noon.
164** Rusty and Danny then stay up watching an Italian dub of ''Series/HappyDays'' and drinking wine (with Danny focused on the TV enough to miss half the cup when pouring Rusty a refill). Rusty pours out his heart a bit about Isabel before a silence allows Danny to get something off his mind:
165--->'''Danny''': That guy doing Potsie is ''unbelievable''.
166* When Plan A goes wrong, Linus coaxes Tess to fly to Italy in order to perform a "[[CelebrityParadox Looky-Loo]]". In the limo from the airport Tess argues what's going on while Linus and Basher bicker over Creator/JuliaRoberts' accent that she's supposed to put on; of all people [[Creator/DonCheadle Basher]] himself states "[[HypocriticalHumor The accent is crucial]]. [[TakeThatMe That's the first thing people notice]]!"
167** The surviving crew arguing over what to do as a Plan B, realizing all of them can't be done because "Not enough people." They briefly consider a stunt that might work but it would involve using a ''trained cat''. [[RunningGag Plus not enough people]].
168* Linus trying to coach up Tess on being Julia, but gets her "co-starring with Hugh Grant" filmography wrong:
169-->'''Linus''': Think ''Film/FourWeddingsAndAFuneral''!
170-->'''Tess''': She wasn't in ''Four Weddings and a Funeral''!
171-->'''Linus''': ''I''! ''I'' wasn't in ''Four Weddings and a Funeral''!
172* Bruce Willis complicating the Looky-Loo by showing up after he spots his friend "Julia":
173** Tess nearly blowing the con right off the bat when Bruce Willis shows up with a warm greeting, which sends Tess into fangirl squees.
174** Linus, posing as "Julia's" PR person, tries to play it cool with Bruce by saying that they're looking to come off "Julia"'s pregnancy strong, adding "You know, that little statue on the mantle starts smirking at you after a while, know what I mean?", to which non-Oscar-winner Bruce deadpans "No." Bonus points that Matt Damon, like Julia Roberts, is an Oscar winner himself.
175** Bruce tells "Julia" that his daughter Tallulah forget her [=SpongeBob=] blanket upon their last visit and wants to call her handler Marcus to see if someone's home, which winds up with Tess talking to Julia Roberts herself:
176--->'''Julia''': Hello?
177--->'''Tess''': Uh, hello? Marcus?
178--->'''Julia''': No, it's ''Julia'', who's this?
179** Tess then pretends the call drops out when Julia asks to speak to Bruce, but Bruce says it's fine and casually pulls out a second phone.
180* Saul, posing as "Julia"'s doctor, admonishes Bruce for using a cell phone around "Julia", citing the dangers to her pregnancy, to which Bruce offhandedly brushes off with "I'm Bruce Willis."
181* After a bout of SlapSlapKiss, Danny can't help but needle Tess about her brush with celebrity:
182-->'''Danny:''' ...So what's Bruce Willis like?
183* Toulour's laser dance. This man beats a "randomly-shifting" laser field by ''dancing''.
184* During the climax when Linus is riding the the limo:
185-->'''Female Interpol Agent:''' I'm proud of you...we both are.\
186''({{Beat}})''\
187'''Linus:''' Oh come on, you told Dad?!
188* When Rusty and Isabel arrive late to the celebration, you can hear Rusty ask "is this the kids table?" before joining it. FreezeFrameBonus shows that Linus, Turk, Virgil, Yen, and Livingston were all seated at the table.
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191[[folder:''Ocean's Thirteen'']]
192* Willy Bank is such a {{Jerkass}} it 180's around to being funny half the time.
193-->'''Reuben:''' What are you gonna do? Throw me off the roof?\
194'''Bank:''' ...[[ShameIfSomethingHappened Well I don't WANT to]]...
195* While working the inside job at the gaming expo, Frank explains to his models that he wants to project a "classy, genteel" image. When a model asks what specifically he wants from them, he replies "Raise those skirts up three inches."
196* Willy Bank in general is amusing thanks to Creator/AlPacino's LargeHam tendencies, such as when Danny first confronts him about inadvertently inducing Reuben's vegetative state, and after Danny leaves, he gets right back to berating the construction staff.
197-->'''Bank:''' Just get it done! I don't want the labor pains, I just want the baby!
198** Later when he's discussing the New Year's celebration he's planning involving a stunt motorcycle rider, lights and fireworks.
199--->'''Coordinator:'''... And roundabout twelve, Fender Roads will-\
200'''Bank:''' Not 'roundabout twelve'! ''AT'' twelve! On the dot! [''exasperated''] Christ, don't make a maniac out of me!
201* When Yen refuses to go into the express elevator shaft, citing that they're too fast.
202-->'''Rusty:''' Too fast? Come on, you did that bullet train stunt with like half of China watching!\
203'''Yen:''' [''Says something in Mandarin'']\
204'''Rusty:''' What? That was ''CGI?!''\
205'''Danny:''' Wait, those weren't your legs?
206** The main trio eventually coerce Yen by guilt-tripping him:
207--->'''Linus''': What about Rueben?
208--->'''Danny''': There's hospice.
209--->'''Rusty''': Assisted living.
210--->'''Linus''': I mean, we can pay someone to read to him...
211--->'''Rusty''': Maybe he'll live to see his next birthday.
212--->'''Danny''': January? I don't think so.
213--->'''Yen''': Shit. ''(points to each one)'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Shit! Shit! Shit!]]
214** The title of the music for the scene appropriately is "Shit! Shit! Shit!"
215** And then when Yen performs his job and infiltrates the express elevator system, narrowly avoiding being turned to paste by several of the insanely fast elevators, he comes to... An impenetrable security system.
216--->'''Yen:''' ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...Shit...]]''
217* "Is that--are you watching ''[[Series/TheOprahWinfreyShow Oprah]]''!?"
218** "With a bottle of wine??"
219** Even better is Danny's lame excuse for being teared up: "[[INeedToGoIronMyDog I just bit into a pepper]]."
220** Rusty then watches the happy family celebration too:
221--->'''Danny''': I mean, it's not just about the kids, I mean, I'm happy for the kids...
222--->'''Rusty''': Are they really going to build them a new home?
223--->'''Danny''': Yeah, the whole family.
224--->''[long beat as they watch]''
225--->''[Rusty sniffles]''
226* When Linus suggests that Basher go buy his own magazines, and take a break from his job... monitoring the their massive industrial tunnel drill... alone.
227-->'''Basher:''' [Exasperated] When they were building the tunnel, they had teams of men monitoring this thing!\
228'''Linus:''' [Incredulously] [[SarcasmMode Oh really? How many?]]\
229'''Basher:''' [{{Beat}}] ''TEAMS!''
230* The side plot where Virgil is infiltrating the Mexican factory the dice are manufactured at, only to incite a revolution because he hates the low pay and poor working conditions the rest of the workers face. The Turk is sent to get him back on schedule... Only to join in their little revolution, complete with his hastily hanging up his call with Danny so that he can chuck a ''molotov cocktail'' at the police guarding the factory from the protesting workers.
231* Bank getting the (team's TrojanHorse) Samsung phone and sees a thank-you note from Abigail:
232-->'''Abigail''': ''[narration]'' My dear Mr. B, this is a thank you for all that you've given me. The opportunity. The kindness...
233-->'''Bank''': Aww...
234-->'''Abigail''': ''[narration]'' The warmth...the ch--
235-->''[Bank rips the letter in two which stops the narration]''
236* Basher hamming it up as Fender Roads (an {{expy}} of UsefulNotes/EvelKnievel): "This is HEAVY BIKE! Fender Roads is a--" ''(pretends to play patriotic music on a flute)'' "I'M A GODDAMN AMERICAN ICON!" ''(salute)''
237** This brief exchange between Virgil and Turk as they're hacking Bank's computer during Basher's distraction to modify the files of Ocean's gang:
238--->"You in yet?"\
239"I hate that question."
240** From that same scene:
241--->"Don't change it that much. Keep the structure."\
242"I'm trying to make you taller. Don't you wanna be taller?"\
243"..."\
244"You're a midget in 34 states."\
245"An animal in the other 34."\
246''(Stare)''\
247"24... 22."
248* After Bobby Caldwell helps Linus escape under the guise of a FBI bust, as Abigail Sponder was pulling down Linus's pants, there's an awkward silence between father and son on the elevator ride out.
249-->'''Bobby''': I'm just glad your mother didn't have to see that.
250** Linus' GagNose is just too silly. It's so bad he has trouble drinking from a champagne flute while trying to seduce Abigail.
251* After Danny and his crew respond to Benedict's attempted double-crossing of them by donating the money they promised him to a orphan's charity, in his name. Danny doesn't even pretend to be afraid of Benedict anymore at this point:
252-->'''Benedict''': Now you know that wasn't our deal.\
253'''Danny''': If you feel that strongly about it, then we'll yank the kids out of the camp and send them back to their foster homes. ''[beat]'' All two hundred of them. ''[smiles]''\
254'''Benedict:''' You think this is funny?\
255'''Danny:''' ''[walking off]'' Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad!
256* Which then cuts to Benedict on ''Oprah'' trying (''very'' uncomfortably) to look like a generous man who decided to donate $72 million to a children's foundation on a whim.
257-->'''Benedict''': All you gotta do is look at--at--i-inside a-a child's eyes and...and uh, that's all it needs, that's all the-all the motivation that one needs.
258** Cut to Danny, Rusty, and Linus watching it on the airport television in identical quiet satisfaction.
259* The very end where the VUP is compensated for the hell he's been put through...
260-->"I won eleven million dollars!"
261[[/folder]]

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