History Funny / NightCourt

* Also from ''Russkie Business''. One running gag of the episode had Christine being overly sensitive about her appearance, after Harry pointed out a small dent under her eyebrow. At the end of the episode, Bull delivers a note, apparently written by a secret admirer, talking about how beautiful Christine is and how the author would like to take her to dinner. When Christine assumes that the note was just an effort by everyone else to make her feel better and storms off offended, Bull walks across the cafeteria to another table.

** This episode also featured a cameo by Mel Torme, gave Harry his complete discography after hearing what happened to his biggest fan. Unfortunately, Harry was unaware of this development and already had executed his revenge on Dan by [[spoiler: taking apart Dan's car piece-by-piece in his office]]. A distraught Dan [[spoiler: grabs his car-less steering wheel and pretends to drive]] before Night Court's typical freeze-frame then credits ending.

* After Dan accidentally destroys Harry's Mel Torme record collection, Harry has to be physically restrained. Filled with rage, we get this classic line:

** This episode featured a cameo by Mel Torme, who after hearing what happened to Harry, gave Harry his complete discography on CD. Unfortunately, Harry was unaware of this development, and already had executed his revenge on Dan by [[spoiler: taking apart Dan's car piece-by-piece]]. A distraught Dan [[spoiler: grabs his car-less steering wheel and pretends to drive]] before Night Court's typical freeze-frame then credits ending.

* In ''Danny Got His Gun, Part 1'', Dan - who is in the US Army Reserves - is called into active duty. Fearful that he is going to be sent into a war zone, he plots to fake several physical injuries to get out of going. His tune changes and he has a miraculous recovery when he finds out that his commanding officer on the mission he's been chosen for is an ActionGirl and that the mission involves them posing as a couple and going undercover at an exotic resort, in order to do reconnaissance on a BananaRepublic. And that's when Dan's Plan B kicks in as his BumblingSidekick Phil the Bum shows up with flowers, candy and a declaration of his love for Dan.

--> '''Female Officer:''' ({{Beat}}) That's even ''MORE'' disgusting!

* One Halloween episode has Dan thinking that he has literally sold his soul to the devil, leading to:

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh1pZqmxvmM This scene.]]

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--> '''Yakov''': (beat) Mr. Fielding! You would do this for me?

--> (The camera pans over to reveal JohnnyCarson)

--> '''Dan''': Aaaaah! (Bull angrily gets up and begins advancing on Dan) He's getting up... He's coming over here!

* When the state announces it didn't meet the budget deadline and state employees won't get paid, Dan flips out and tosses the mini-television they heard this on out the window screaming that he only has twelve cents in the back.

--> '''Christine''': ''(takes rap sheet, continues reading)'' ...and [[BodyHorror without anesthesia]]... and [[CrossesTheLineTwice without permission!]]

** To expand, Harry had been making decisions by flipping a coin, such as saying that if the coin came up "Heads", he'd remain a judge, and "Tails", he'd resign. Then he told [[HookerWithAHeartOfGold Carla B.]] that if it was "Heads", he'd fine her, and "Tails" he'd jail her. And again, it was Heads. We finally learn that Harry was using a double-headed coin.

** This episode featured a cameo by Mel Torme, who after hearing what happened to Harry, gave Harry his complete discography on CD. Unfortunately, Harry was unaware of this development, and already had executed his revenge on Dan by [[spoiler: taking apart Dan's car piece-by-piece]]. A distraught Dan [[spoiler: grabs his car-less steering wheel and pretends to drive]] before Night Court's typical freeze-frame then credits ending.

--> '''Harry''': I am going to '''''[[GoshdangItToHeck Eat...His...Eyebrows!]]'''''

* In ''Danny Got His Gun, Part 1'', Dan - who is in the US Army Reserves - is called into active duty. Fearful that he is going to be sent into a war zone, he plots to fake several physical injuries to get out of going. His tune changes and he has a miraculous recovery when he finds out that his commanding officer on the mission he's been chosen for is a HotAmazon and that the mission involves them posing as a couple and going undercover at an exotic resort, in order to do reconnaissance on a BananaRepublic. And that's when Dan's Plan B kicks in as his BumblingSidekick Phil the Bum shows up with flowers, candy and a declaration of his love for Dan.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh1pZqmxvmM This scene.]]

** To expand, Harry had been making decisions by flipping a coin, such as saying that if the coin came up "Heads", he'd remain a judge, and "Tails", he'd resign. Then he told [[HookerWithAHeartOfGold Carla B.]] that if it was "Heads", he'd fine her, and "Tails" he'd jail her. And again, it was Heads. We finally learn that Harry was using a double-headed coin.

--> '''Roz:''' What's that behind your back?\

* --> '''Harry''' "Sumos again?"

*** To expand, Harry had been making decisions by flipping a coin, such as saying that if the coin came up "Heads", he'd remain a judge, and "Tails", he'd resign. Then he told [[HookerWithAHeartOfGold Carla B.]] that if it was "Heads", he'd fine her, and "Tails" he'd jail her. And again, it was Heads. We finally learn that Harry was using a double-headed coin.

* In ''Danny Got His Gun, Part 1'', Dan - who is in the US Army Reserves - is called into active duty. Fearful that he is going to be sent into a war zone, he plots to fake several physical injuries to get out of going. His tune changes and he has a miraculous recovery when he finds out that his commanding officer on the mission he's been chosen for is a HotAmazon and that the mission involves them posing as a couple and going undercover at an erotic resort, in order to do reconnaissance on a BananaRepublic. And that's when Dan's Plan B kicks in as his BumblingSidekick Phil the Bum shows up with flowers, candy and a declaration of his love for Dan.

--> '''Harry:''' I'm gonna marry the girl that's impressed by that.

* --> '''Harry''' "Sumos again?"

-->'''Mac:''' (barely repressing a giggle) The Devil made me do it.

* In ''Danny Got His Gun, Part 1'', Dan - who is in the US Army Reserves - is called into active duty. Fearful that he is going to be sent into a war zone, he plots to fake several physical injuries to get out of going. His tune changes and he has a miraculous recovery when he finds out that his commanding officer on the mission he's been chosen for is a HotAmazon and that the mission involves them posing as a couple and going undercover at an erotic resort, in order to do reconnaissance on a BananaRepublic. And that's when Dan's Plan B kicks in as his BumblingSidekick Phill the Bum shows up with flowers, candy and a declaration of his love for Dan.

--> '''Dan:''' It's not what you think! I'm paying him!\

---> '''Hary'' I tell you were in a rut" ... "SUMOS AGIN?"

-->'''Dan:''' [...] You. You? YOU!!! Oh ''thank God!!'' [keels over]

* In ''Danny Got His Gun, Part 1'', Dan - who is in the US Army Reserves - is called into active duty. Fearful that he is going to be sent into a war zone, he plots to fake several physical injuries to get out of going. His tune changes and he has a miraculous recovery when he finds out that his commanding officer on the mission he's been chosen for is a HotAmazon and that the mission involves them posing as a couple and going undercover at an erotic resort, in order to do reconnaissance on a BananaRepublic. And that's when Dan's Plan B kicks in as [[TheBaldrick his Baldrick]] Phill the Bum shows up with flowers, candy and a declaration of his love for Dan.

---> '''Hary'' I tell you were in a rut" ... "SUMOS AGIN?"

--> '''Female Officer:''' ({{Beat}}) That's even ''MORE'' disgusting!

--> '''Dan:''' ({{Beat}}) ''New Jersey!''

--> '''Dan:''' ({{Beat}}) ''New Jersey!''\

--> '''Dan:''' ({{Beat}}) ''New Jersey!''