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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh1pZqmxvmM This scene from "Still Another Day In The Life" (season 7).]]

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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh1pZqmxvmM This scene from Wile E. Coyote's cameo in "Still Another Day In The Life" (season 7).]]
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** Shortly after, when Harry sentences Mr. Shibata to community service, the man faints.
--->'''Harry:''' He didn't take that nearly as well as I'd hoped.
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''(All the women in the cafeteria scramble for the exits as the men stay behind; [[AnythingThatMoves Dan continues to leer at Harry, Bull, and Mac]])''\\

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''(All the women in the cafeteria scramble for the exits as the men stay behind; [[AnythingThatMoves Dan continues to leer at Harry, Bull, and Mac]])''\\Mac)''\\
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TiaIBx56bw A case in season 6 requires the identification of sex toys.]] By this point in the series, Mac knows there's only one man for that job -- LovableSexManiac Dan.
-->'''Mac:''' ''[over the constant whirring of '''something''' from inside a box]'' How do you turn it off? \\
'''Dan:''' I dunno, I usually just fall asleep and let the batteries run down.
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** Right after this case, we got Dan about to lose his patience with a super slow Mr. Danielson who has a rare case of "tortoise nervosa".

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** Right after this case, we got get one of the show's most stupidly funny scenes -- Dan about to lose rapidly losing his patience with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFADFSI7Z4Q a super slow super-slow Mr. Danielson who has a rare case of "tortoise nervosa".]]
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* Season 7's "My Three Dads," with Harry, Dan ''and'' Bull trying to help Christine in her lamaze class. It'd be easier to list the moments that ''aren't'' belly-laughs.
** Dan peering in with sunglasses. Jenny, the instructor, greets him, and will soon wish she hadn't.
--->'''Jenny:''' You can come in! \\
'''Dan:''' I'm just making sure [[ReallyGetsAround none of these women look familiar.]]
** Christine wants all the "competent help" she can get. And sure enough, that's when Bull bursts in wearing '''scrubs.'''
--->'''Bull:''' [[IncomingHam ALL RIGHT!!! LET'S HAVE SOME BABIES!!!]]
** Jenny asks how many in the room have been exercising their vaginal muscles. Multiple women raise their hands... plus Bull.
--->'''Bull:''' ''[dawning realization]'' Maybe I'm thinking of something else.
** Following that up, Jenny asks who would know that she's exercising her own right now... and ''of course'' Dan raises his hand.
--->'''Dan:''' ''[checks watch]'' For the last three minutes, right?
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* The opening of "Mac's Dilemma" with Mr. Shibata, who was engaged with three prostitutes in his hotel room for ''seven hours''. Dan, Harry, and Mac can't help but bow in respect.
--->'''Dan:''' My God, man! How do you do it??
--->'''Mr. Shibata:''' Every day, I swim ten miles, eat one hundred oysters, and soak myself in a barrel of pickle brine!
--->'''Dan:''' ''(to the stenographer)'' You got that?
--->''(Stenographer nods)''
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** The fact that Roz and Bull, two people fully capable of folding Dan in half--and have literally done so previously--are just as terrified of him as everyone else sends the moment into pure hilarity.

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* "Harry and the Madam" has a few interesting moments.
** Harry asks Dan if he has an opening statement in the case of a madam and her ladies of the evening.
--> '''Dan:''' (reading from a journal) "I trembled with schoolgirl anticipation as he pulled me onto the sofa. And the hand which had once waved to cheering crowds now caressed my naked thigh."
--> '''Harry:''' One of your better efforts, Mr. Fielding.
** While talking to the Madam, regarding her journal and all the lives that would be ruined by its publication, she mentioned an Air Force General and his bombers. This gets Harry's wheels turning.
--> '''Harry:''' (grabs Mac by the shoulders) Bombers, Mac! Bombers!
--> '''Mac:''' (confused) I'm sure they're ours, sir.
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Put in the correct conversation regarding Bob and June Wheeler.


--->'''Harry:''' So where are you guys from?\\
'''June:''' Isn't it obvious from our accents?\\
'''Harry:''' You mean...\\

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--->'''Harry:''' So --->'''Christine:''' Well then, where are you guys from?\\
'''June:''' Isn't it obvious from our accents?\\
'''Harry:'''
the accent obvious?\\
'''Mac:'''
You mean...mean you from...\\
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** Finally hearing enough, Harry demands they cut to the chase; Dan explains the actual offense ("Destruction of neighboring property, sir, to the tune of about 85 bucks") and Harry decides to just let them off with paying for the damages. Christine asks if paying will be an issue, leading into the following:

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** Finally hearing enough, Harry demands they cut to the chase; Dan explains the actual offense ("Destruction of neighboring property, sir, to the tune of about 85 bucks") and Harry decides to just let them off with paying for the damages. Christine asks if paying will they'll be an issue, able to afford it, leading into the following:

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* "The Wheels of Justice, Part 2" had its moments. Mostly involving the unexpected death of the replacement judge, Judge Kemp. How does everyone take it?
-->'''Christine:''' I guess we're gonna have to call for another judge?\\

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* "The Wheels of Justice, Part 2" had its moments. Mostly involving the unexpected death of the replacement judge, Judge Kemp. Kemp.
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How does everyone take it?
-->'''Christine:''' --->'''Christine:''' I guess we're gonna have to call for another judge?\\



-->'''Bull:''' Wait a minute! [[GeniusDitz Paragraph 6 section 27 of the New York City municipal code clearly states that no session of criminal or civil court may be recessed or dismissed unless so ordered by the magistrate presiding over said session]].\\

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-->'''Bull:''' --->'''Bull:''' Wait a minute! [[GeniusDitz Paragraph 6 section 27 of the New York City municipal code clearly states that no session of criminal or civil court may be recessed or dismissed unless so ordered by the magistrate presiding over said session]].\\



-->'''Mac:''' (''on the phone'') Uh, yeah, hi, yeah, this is, uh, Mac Robinson of Arraignment Court 2. It looks like we're going to need a replacement judge to replace our replacement judge. I know it's the third in 24 hours. You kidding! (''to Christine'') We set a record!

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-->'''Mac:''' --->'''Mac:''' (''on the phone'') Uh, yeah, hi, yeah, this is, uh, Mac Robinson of Arraignment Court 2. It looks like we're going to need a replacement judge to replace our replacement judge. I know it's the third in 24 hours. You kidding! (''to Christine'') We set a record!



-->'''Harry:''' Well, uh, it's nice to see everything's the way I left it. Except, of course, for the dead guy on my bench.

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-->'''Harry:''' --->'''Harry:''' Well, uh, it's nice to see everything's the way I left it. Except, of course, for the dead guy on my bench.
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''(June opens the can; Dan gasps upon seeing it [[MacGuffinFullOfMoney stuffed with cash]])''\\

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''(June opens the can; Dan gasps upon seeing it [[MacGuffinFullOfMoney [[AMacGuffinFullOfMoney stuffed with cash]])''\\

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** Finally hearing enough, Harry demands they cut to the chase; Dan explains the actual offense ("Destruction of neighboring property, sir, to the tune of about 85 bucks") and Harry decides to just let them off with paying for the damages. Christine asks if paying will be an issue, and they then reveal that the coffee can they carried into the courtroom ''[[AMacGuffinFullOfMoney was full of money]]''.
--->'''Dan''' What do you got in there? A dead rat and a pack of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necco_Wafers Necco Wafers]]?\\
'''Bob:''' No. $250,000.\\
''(June opens the can; Dan gasps like a little girl)''\\

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** Finally hearing enough, Harry demands they cut to the chase; Dan explains the actual offense ("Destruction of neighboring property, sir, to the tune of about 85 bucks") and Harry decides to just let them off with paying for the damages. Christine asks if paying will be an issue, and they then reveal that leading into the following:
--->'''June:''' ''(pats a
coffee can they carried into the courtroom ''[[AMacGuffinFullOfMoney was full of money]]''.
--->'''Dan'''
she's carrying)'' Well, Granny did leave us a pretty substantial inheritance.\\
'''Dan:'''
What do you got in there? A dead rat and a pack of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necco_Wafers Necco Wafers]]?\\
'''Bob:''' No. $250,000.Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.\\
''(June opens the can; Dan gasps like a little girl)''\\upon seeing it [[MacGuffinFullOfMoney stuffed with cash]])''\\

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