History Funny / NightCourt

6th Jul '16 6:09:15 AM RobTan
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'''Bull:''' Revenge. ''[Dan takes off hs watch, frantically smashes it with his shoe and proffers the remains to Bull]'' Thank you.

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'''Bull:''' Revenge. ''[Dan takes off hs his watch, frantically smashes it with his shoe and proffers the remains to Bull]'' Thank you.
29th Jun '16 8:53:55 AM RobTan
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-->''(chuckles)'' Ah yes, poor Dan. Most of his frineds think he's guilty ''(EvilLaugh, suddenly stops)'' What am I laughing at? I'm Dan. No, I'm not. ''(starts wandering around the room waving his hands)'' Now, I am the Phantom of the Courthouse. And no, Detective Pepetone you will not bring Dan Fielding to justice because there is no ''(billow cape)'' justice in this building ''(EvilLaugh)''. Not yet anyway. But I will remedy that, ''(raises cape with both hands)'' I will vanquish the guilty! I will punish the '''wick-ed!''' ''(rushes to the desk)'' I will take this stapler because I need one. And, I will raid the refrigerator, ''(laugh)'' because the Phantom's lair is short on ''half and half!'' Now I must prepare, because my time is near. The time of... the Phantom! ''(EvilLaugh, runs into the couch)'' Ouch! ''(sad voice)'' The Phantom banged his shin. ''(waves hands)'' I'll have to take that out, on someone. ''({{Sting}}, Dan climbs out the window)''

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-->''(chuckles)'' Ah yes, poor Dan. Most of his frineds think he's guilty ''(EvilLaugh, suddenly stops)'' What am I laughing at? I'm Dan. No, I'm not. ''(starts wandering around the room waving his hands)'' Now, I am the Phantom of the Courthouse. And no, Detective Pepetone Inspector Pepitone you will not bring Dan Fielding to justice because there is no ''(billow cape)'' justice '''jus-tice''' in this building '''buil-ding''' ''(EvilLaugh)''. Not yet anyway. But soon I will remedy that, ''(raises cape with both hands)'' I will vanquish the guilty! I will punish the '''wick-ed!''' ''(rushes to the desk)'' I will take this stapler because I need one. And, I will raid the refrigerator, ''(laugh)'' because the Phantom's lair is short on ''half '''half and half!'' half!''' Now I must prepare, because my time is near. The time of... the Phantom! ''(EvilLaugh, runs into the couch)'' Ouch! '''Ouch!''' ''(sad voice)'' The Phantom banged his shin. ''(waves hands)'' I'll have to take that out, out... on someone. ''({{Sting}}, Dan climbs out the window)''
29th Jun '16 8:51:44 AM RobTan
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* Dan's monologue in Harry's darkened office as the "Phantom of the Courthouse".
-->''(chuckles)'' Ah yes, poor Dan. Most of his frineds think he's guilty ''(EvilLaugh, suddenly stops)'' What am I laughing at? I'm Dan. No, I'm not. ''(starts wandering around the room waving his hands)'' Now, I am the Phantom of the Courthouse. And no, Detective Pepetone you will not bring Dan Fielding to justice because there is no ''(billow cape)'' justice in this building ''(EvilLaugh)''. Not yet anyway. But I will remedy that, ''(raises cape with both hands)'' I will vanquish the guilty! I will punish the '''wick-ed!''' ''(rushes to the desk)'' I will take this stapler because I need one. And, I will raid the refrigerator, ''(laugh)'' because the Phantom's lair is short on ''half and half!'' Now I must prepare, because my time is near. The time of... the Phantom! ''(EvilLaugh, runs into the couch)'' Ouch! ''(sad voice)'' The Phantom banged his shin. ''(waves hands)'' I'll have to take that out, on someone. ''({{Sting}}, Dan climbs out the window)''
2nd Jun '16 9:28:28 PM Ardashir
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--> '''Buddy''': No! MelBlanc!

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--> '''Buddy''': No! MelBlanc!MelBlanc!
* In one episode we discover that Bull carries all his money on his person. Mac asks him why he doesn't do something safe, like put it in a bank.
-->'''Bull''': [[MuggingTheMonster People rob banks.]]
16th May '16 2:32:11 PM RobTan
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'''Dan''': Aaaaah! ''[Bull angrily gets up and begins advancing on Dan]'' He's getting up... He's coming over here! ''[[Dan spins around to face Bull]]'' Money or revenge?\\

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'''Dan''': Aaaaah! ''[Bull angrily gets up and begins advancing on Dan]'' He's getting up... He's coming over here! ''[[Dan ''[Dan spins around to face Bull]]'' Bull]'' Money or revenge?\\
16th May '16 2:30:23 PM RobTan
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--> '''Dan''': I don't know what came over me. Harry, I'm sorry about your TV.
--> '''Christine''': Let me tell him.
--> '''Dan''': Tell me what?
--> '''Christine''': It was Bull's.
--> '''Dan''': Aaaaah! ''[Bull angrily gets up and begins advancing on Dan]'' He's getting up... He's coming over here!

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--> '''Dan''': I don't know what came over me. Harry, I'm sorry about your TV.
-->
TV.\\
'''Christine''': Let me tell him.
-->
him.\\
'''Dan''': Tell me what?
-->
what?\\
'''Christine''': It was Bull's.
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Bull's.\\
'''Dan''': Aaaaah! ''[Bull angrily gets up and begins advancing on Dan]'' He's getting up... He's coming over here!here! ''[[Dan spins around to face Bull]]'' Money or revenge?\\
'''Bull:''' Revenge. ''[Dan takes off hs watch, frantically smashes it with his shoe and proffers the remains to Bull]'' Thank you.
15th May '16 5:42:37 AM BDA1978
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* In ''Danny Got His Gun, Part 1'', Dan - who is in the US Army Reserves - is called into active duty. Fearful that he is going to be sent into a war zone, Dan tries to provoke Bull into injuring him so he's unfit for combat duty. Among the many insults he throws at Bull...

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* In ''Danny Got His Gun, Part 1'', Dan - who is in the US Army Reserves - is called into active duty. Fearful that he is going to be sent into a war zone, Dan tries to provoke Bull into injuring him so he's unfit for combat duty. However Bull was on to him and refused to take the bait. Among the many insults he throws at Bull...
14th Apr '16 10:42:13 AM hullflyer
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--> '''Harry''' Sumos again?

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--> '''Harry''' '''Harry:''' Sumos again?



--> '''Buddy''': No! MelBlanc!

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--> '''Buddy''': No! MelBlanc! MelBlanc!
3rd Jan '16 1:53:31 PM RobTan
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* In ''Yet Another Day In The Life'', an entire case was carried out in Seussian verse. For reference the case is about a mother assaulting Dr Seuss {{Expy}} Doctor Wiggles when her son broke his arm imitating "the Snurt", a character from a Wiggle's book "Fleas In Your Trees, No Sneezes Please".

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* In ''Yet Another Day In The Life'', an entire case was carried out in Seussian verse. For reference the case is about a mother assaulting Dr Seuss {{Expy}} Doctor Wiggles when her son broke his arm imitating "the Snurt", a character from a Wiggle's book "Fleas In Your Trees, No Sneezes Please".
3rd Jan '16 1:52:22 PM RobTan
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'''Dan:''' Now get outta here you dumb little...\\

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'''Dan:''' Now get outta here you dumb little...\\little sh-\\
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