History Funny / NightCourt

2nd Jun '16 9:28:28 PM Ardashir
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--> '''Buddy''': No! MelBlanc!

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--> '''Buddy''': No! MelBlanc!MelBlanc!
* In one episode we discover that Bull carries all his money on his person. Mac asks him why he doesn't do something safe, like put it in a bank.
-->'''Bull''': [[MuggingTheMonster People rob banks.]]
16th May '16 2:32:11 PM RobTan
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'''Dan''': Aaaaah! ''[Bull angrily gets up and begins advancing on Dan]'' He's getting up... He's coming over here! ''[[Dan spins around to face Bull]]'' Money or revenge?\\

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'''Dan''': Aaaaah! ''[Bull angrily gets up and begins advancing on Dan]'' He's getting up... He's coming over here! ''[[Dan ''[Dan spins around to face Bull]]'' Bull]'' Money or revenge?\\
16th May '16 2:30:23 PM RobTan
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--> '''Dan''': I don't know what came over me. Harry, I'm sorry about your TV.
--> '''Christine''': Let me tell him.
--> '''Dan''': Tell me what?
--> '''Christine''': It was Bull's.
--> '''Dan''': Aaaaah! ''[Bull angrily gets up and begins advancing on Dan]'' He's getting up... He's coming over here!

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--> '''Dan''': I don't know what came over me. Harry, I'm sorry about your TV.
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TV.\\
'''Christine''': Let me tell him.
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him.\\
'''Dan''': Tell me what?
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what?\\
'''Christine''': It was Bull's.
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Bull's.\\
'''Dan''': Aaaaah! ''[Bull angrily gets up and begins advancing on Dan]'' He's getting up... He's coming over here!here! ''[[Dan spins around to face Bull]]'' Money or revenge?\\
'''Bull:''' Revenge. ''[Dan takes off hs watch, frantically smashes it with his shoe and proffers the remains to Bull]'' Thank you.
15th May '16 5:42:37 AM BDA1978
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* In ''Danny Got His Gun, Part 1'', Dan - who is in the US Army Reserves - is called into active duty. Fearful that he is going to be sent into a war zone, Dan tries to provoke Bull into injuring him so he's unfit for combat duty. Among the many insults he throws at Bull...

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* In ''Danny Got His Gun, Part 1'', Dan - who is in the US Army Reserves - is called into active duty. Fearful that he is going to be sent into a war zone, Dan tries to provoke Bull into injuring him so he's unfit for combat duty. However Bull was on to him and refused to take the bait. Among the many insults he throws at Bull...
14th Apr '16 10:42:13 AM hullflyer
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--> '''Harry''' Sumos again?

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--> '''Harry''' '''Harry:''' Sumos again?



--> '''Buddy''': No! MelBlanc!

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--> '''Buddy''': No! MelBlanc! MelBlanc!
3rd Jan '16 1:53:31 PM RobTan
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* In ''Yet Another Day In The Life'', an entire case was carried out in Seussian verse. For reference the case is about a mother assaulting Dr Seuss {{Expy}} Doctor Wiggles when her son broke his arm imitating "the Snurt", a character from a Wiggle's book "Fleas In Your Trees, No Sneezes Please".

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* In ''Yet Another Day In The Life'', an entire case was carried out in Seussian verse. For reference the case is about a mother assaulting Dr Seuss {{Expy}} Doctor Wiggles when her son broke his arm imitating "the Snurt", a character from a Wiggle's book "Fleas In Your Trees, No Sneezes Please".
3rd Jan '16 1:52:22 PM RobTan
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'''Dan:''' Now get outta here you dumb little...\\

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'''Dan:''' Now get outta here you dumb little...\\little sh-\\
3rd Jan '16 1:28:36 PM RobTan
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-->'''Wiggles:''' Oh please, I never meant the boy any harm. It was purely his folly which broke his arm. The Snurt is a snoozle and not real at all. You can't blame a snoozle for calling his fall.\\

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-->'''Wiggles:''' Oh please, I never meant the boy any harm. It was purely his folly which that broke his arm. The Snurt is a snoozle and not real at all. You can't blame a snoozle for calling his fall.\\
3rd Jan '16 1:27:50 PM RobTan
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* In ''Yet Another Day In The Life'', an entire case was carried out in Seussian verse. For reference the case is about a mother assaulting Dr Seuss {{Expy}} Doctor Wiggles when her son broke his arm imitating "the Snurt", a character from a children's book by.

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* In ''Yet Another Day In The Life'', an entire case was carried out in Seussian verse. For reference the case is about a mother assaulting Dr Seuss {{Expy}} Doctor Wiggles when her son broke his arm imitating "the Snurt", a character from a children's Wiggle's book by."Fleas In Your Trees, No Sneezes Please".
3rd Jan '16 1:25:55 PM RobTan
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* In ''Yet Another Day In The Life'', an entire case was carried out in Seussian verse. For reference the case is about a mother assaulting Dr Seuss {{Expy}} Doctor Wiggles when her son broke his arm imitating "the Snurt", a character from a children's book by.
-->'''Wiggles:''' Oh please, I never meant the boy any harm. It was purely his folly which broke his arm. The Snurt is a snoozle and not real at all. You can't blame a snoozle for calling his fall.\\
'''Christine:''' But sir, the boy only climbed in the tree because of a drawing on page thirty-three.\\
'''Dan:''' Your honour, she hit the poor man with her shoe.\\
'''Wiggles:''' You can see the spots clearly. Bump one and bump two.\\
'''Christine:''' I object.\\
'''Dan:''' You object? \\
'''Harry:''' Overruled.\\
'''Mac:''' This is stupid.\\
'''Bull:''' On Donner, on Blitzen, on Comet and Cupid!\\
'''Harry:''' Well I'm fining you fifty and that should be it.\\
'''Dan:''' Now get outta here you dumb little...\\
'''Harry:''' [[CurseCutShort Dan!]]
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