History Funny / NightCourt

15th May '18 5:18:41 PM jayharrison
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'''Harry:''' ''({{Beat}} looks around)'' Better safe than sorry, guys!\\

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'''Harry:''' ''({{Beat}} looks around)'' ''([[{{Beat}} pauses before looking around]])'' Better safe than sorry, guys!\\
15th May '18 5:12:36 PM jayharrison
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-->'''Bull''': Murray! I told you to wait in the car!

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-->'''Bull''': -->'''Bull:''' Murray! I told you to wait in the car!car!
* [[https://youtu.be/mbadZwKxr5s When Dan gets news about having a sperm test's results mixed up with another patient's]]:
-->'''Dan:''' I haven't had sex for two weeks... it's 3:00 in the morning, and I don't have a date! ''(leers at a cafeteria table where Harry and company are sitting)''\\
'''Roz:''' Run for your lives, girls!\\
''(all the women in the cafeteria scramble for the exits; Dan still leers at Harry, Bull, and Mac)''\\
'''Harry:''' ''({{Beat}} looks around)'' Better safe than sorry, guys!\\
''(everyone besides Dan scrambles for the exits as well)''
20th Apr '18 10:25:22 PM Nicolletta
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-->'''June''': She passed on in her sleep.

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-->'''June''': -->'''Bob''': She passed on away in her sleep.
18th Apr '18 10:27:29 AM Nicolletta
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** Why Bob and June tried their hand at worm farming:

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** Why Bob and June tried their hand at worm farming before egg farming:
14th Apr '18 8:57:39 PM Nicolletta
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--> '''Bob''': We were seduced by the glamour if it all.

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--> '''Bob''': We were seduced by the glamour if of it all.
14th Apr '18 2:59:05 PM Nicolletta
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** Why Bob and June tried their hand at worm farming:
--> '''Bob''': We were seduced by the glamour if it all.
14th Apr '18 2:43:53 PM Nicolletta
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*** At that last line John Larroquette turns his head away and is [[{{Corpsing}} barely holding it together]].
24th Feb '18 9:53:29 PM TroperBeDoper
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-->'''Dan''' What do you got in there? A dead rat and a pack of Necco Wafers?
-->'''Bob''': No. 250,000 dollars.
-->'''June opens the can, Dan gasps like a little girl'''
-->'''Bob''': We ate the Necco Wafers.
27th Jan '18 4:42:42 PM nombretomado
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--> '''Buddy''': No! MelBlanc!

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--> '''Buddy''': No! MelBlanc!Creator/MelBlanc!
19th Sep '17 5:26:44 AM WhoseLineFan
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-->''(chuckles)'' Ah yes, poor Dan. Most of his friends think he's guilty ''(EvilLaugh, suddenly stops)'' What am I laughing at? I'm Dan. No, I'm not. ''(starts wandering around the room waving his hands)'' Now, I am the Phantom of the Courthouse. And no, Inspector Pepitone, you will not bring Dan Fielding to justice because there is no ''(billow cape)'' '''jus-tice''' in this '''buil-ding''' ''(EvilLaugh)''. Not yet anyway. But soon I will remedy that, ''(raises cape with both hands)'' I will vanquish the guilty! I will punish the '''wick-ed!''' ''(rushes to the desk)'' I will take this stapler because I need one. And, I will raid the refrigerator, ''(laugh)'' because the Phantom's lair is short on '''half and half!''' Now I must prepare, because my time is near. The time of... the Phantom! ''(EvilLaugh, runs into the couch)'' '''Ouch!''' ''(sad voice)'' The Phantom banged his shin. ''(waves hands)'' I'll have to take that out... on someone. ''({{Sting}}, Dan climbs out the window)''

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-->''(chuckles)'' Ah yes, poor Dan. Most of his friends think he's guilty guilty. ''(EvilLaugh, suddenly stops)'' What am I laughing at? I'm Dan. No, I'm not. ''(starts wandering around the room waving his hands)'' Now, I am the Phantom of the Courthouse. And no, Inspector Pepitone, you will not bring Dan Fielding to justice because there is no ''(billow cape)'' '''jus-tice''' in this '''buil-ding''' ''(EvilLaugh)''. Not yet anyway. But soon I will remedy that, ''(raises cape with both hands)'' I will vanquish the guilty! I will punish the '''wick-ed!''' ''(rushes to the desk)'' I will take this stapler because I need one. And, I will raid the refrigerator, ''(laugh)'' because the Phantom's lair is short on '''half and half!''' Now I must prepare, because my time is near. The time of... the Phantom! ''(EvilLaugh, runs into the couch)'' '''Ouch!''' ''(sad voice)'' The Phantom banged his shin. ''(waves hands)'' I'll have to take that out... on someone. ''({{Sting}}, Dan climbs out the window)''
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