History Funny / NightAtTheMuseum

* When Jed and Octavius are popping Cecil's tires, and they get blown away by the violent gush of air coming out of the vent. Made funnier when the scene cuts to a DistantReactionShot of the van from a normal person's perspective that shows an almost inaudible sound being made as the air is released.

* Jed and Octavius (along with their men) letting the air out of one of the tires in the bad guys' getaway vehicle. To a regular-sized human, that would be fool's errand. To the miniatures, '''it's the most epic and daunting task they've ever had to face, as they struggle to keep the spear stabbed into the tire's air valve for as long as they can hold out'''! The funny part is how the scene keeps switching between [[MundaneMadeAwesome how it looks from their viewpoint]] and how it looks from ours: a relatively quiet scene staring at the truck as the sound of its air being let out mundanely and gradually grows more audible.

* Jed and Octavius (along with their men) letting the air out of one of the tires in the bad guys' getaway vehicle. To a regular-sized human, that would be fool's errand. To the miniatures, '''it's the most epic and daunting task]] they've ever had to face, as they struggle to keep the spear stabbed into the tire's air valve for as long as they can hold out''! The funny part is how the scene keeps switching between [[MundaneMadeAwesome how it looks from their viewpoint]] and how it looks from ours: a relatively quiet scene staring at the truck as the sound of its air being let out mundanely and gradually grows more audible.

-->'''Octavius:''' Iiepmop. Hmmm...doesn't ring a bell.

-->'''Octavius:''' Oh. Pompeii.

** when Jed and Octavius fall down the ventilation shaft everyone is understandably worried that the heat will kill them, with the exception of Ahkmenrah, who just stands there calmly, nonchalantly stating that the heat will "bake them like tiny little scarabs in the Sinai". Everyone silently stares at him incredulously. His only response is "Too dark?

--> '''[=McPhee=]''': Whahahahaha. Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard. No, is the answer. Sarcasm, back at you, with your humor box. I wasn't laughing. I was pretending to laugh, if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor. Do you?\\
'''Larry''': No? I don't want a-- No, I don't want a battle of humor.\\
'''[=McPhee=]''': No, you don't, because it would be a bloodbath. Nothing funny about Little Bighorn. No. I find it about as funny as a [[PerfectlyCromulentWord fancist]]... It's not funny. Okay? And I will not stand for this type of blatant ssss.... If I'm not clear, tell me. ({{Beat}}) Am I clear?\\

'''[=McPhee=]''': Yeah.

--> '''[=McPhee=]''': And if anything, the tiniest... after your shift... (smacks his hands together and makes a smashing sound effect) Because...\\
'''Larry''': Got it.\\
'''[=McPhee=]''': Okay. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...\\
'''Larry''': Shame on-\\
'''[=McPhee=]''': Huh?\\
'''Larry''': Fool me... Shame on me.

-->'''Akhmenrah''': This is Larry Daley, Guardian of Brooklyn.
-->'''Larry''': Actually, I live in Manhattan now.
-->'''Akhmenrah''': I know. [[RuleOfCool But it doesn't sound as cool]].

-->'''Akhmenrah''': Here we go...

-->'''Larry''': Yeah, they really weren't happy...

-->'''Larry''': No, they left. They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape.

-->'''Larry''': Yeah, we have dinner once a year and talk about it. It's a...big deal.
** Near the end, when the [[spoiler: tablet is back to normal and Lancelot has decided to remain a good guy:]]

* [[spoiler: Lancelot invading a staging of ''Theatre/{{Camelot}}''. And Hugh Jackman's and Alice Eve's performance.]]
** [[spoiler: Upon seeing the theater:]]
--->[[spoiler: What have they done to Camelot?!]]
** [[spoiler: Jackman does the WolverineClaws motion (complete with the X-Men theme playing in the background)... and Lancelot doesn't get it, of course.]]
* [[spoiler: "STOP LOOKING AT MY NOSE!!!"]]

* [[spoiler: The Dance Party at the end.]]

* The entire [[spoiler: Pompeii]] sequence:

** [[spoiler: And when they see the volcano erupting:]]
-->'''Octavius:''' Oh. [[spoiler: Pompeii.]]

** When Larry is having his talk with Laa, Laa points to the locked door trapping them, then indicates to his own head, Larry starts talking about how he really ''is'' trapped by his own preconceived notions and how he really wants what's best for his son, while trying to keep an open mind. Meanwhile, [[spoiler:Laa meant that he intended to use his head to knock out the glass window on the door. And it ''works''.]]

* Kahmunrah's dismissal of ''[[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]]'' as an incompetent villain because he's an "asthmatic in an opera cape".

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkcpna5Oa9w His parents's most embarassing moment]]:

* At the end, when the awakened exhibits are revealed to the public, Ahkmenrah is shown explaining the tablet to a group of visitors, including two preteen girls. At the end of this explanation, one of the girls asks, "Yeah, but what does it ''do''?", and Ahkmenrah explains in plain English that the tablet allows all of the exhibits to come to life. Then this exchange happens:
-->'''Preteen Girl #1''': But what does it ''really'' do?
-->'''Ahkmenrah''': ''([[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]])'' [[BlatantLies Absolutely nothing]].
-->'''Preteen Girl #1''': ''(to Preteen Girl #2)'' I knew it!

* When the exibits all work together with Larry to stop the old night guards from stealing the tablet. Also counts as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

-->'''Preteen Girl #1''': (to Preteen Girl #2) I knew it!

-->'''Teddy:''' (defensively) I was about to make contact.

* [[spoiler: Lancelot invading a staging of {{Camelot}}. And Hugh Jackman's and Alice Eve's performance.]]

-->[[spoiler: What have they done to Camelot?!]]

* As if Laa and Tilly recreating the lift scene from ''DirtyDancing'' (right down to the music) wasn't funny enough, the scene then cuts to the two dinosaur skeletons also performing the lift. With Rexy being lifted.

-->'''Larry''': Sure, what?

'''Lancelot''' [''cheerfully'']: I have ''no idea'' what that means.

--> '''Easter Island Head''': ''ME'' no dum-dum, ''YOU'' dum-dum!

* As if Laa and Tilly recreating the lift scene from ''DirtyDancing'' (right down to the music) wasn't funny enough, the scene then cuts to the two dinosaur skeletons also performing the lift.

-->'''Larry Daley''': ... That's what they called you?
-->'''Kahmunrah''': It was shorter in Egyptian.

** The bust pausing to lick his teeth.

-->'''Shepseheret:'''Oh.

** His parents's most embarassing moment:

-->'''Shepseheret:''' Such nice people!
--> '''Akhmenrah:''' Father, that's not OK anymore. Owning people...
-->'''Merenkahre:''' What? They were very happy! Always singing, with the candles.

-->'''Kahmunrah''': All right, I'll tell you what. They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing. ''(starts to hand Larry the hourglass with Jed in it)'' Here you go... ''([[MoodWhiplash jerks it back]])'' They ''didn't'' call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy! They called me [[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} Kahmunrah the]] ''[[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} Bloodthirsty]]'', [[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} who kills whoever doesn't give Kahmunrah]] ''[[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} exactly]]'' [[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} what he wants in the moment that he wants it, which is ''right now'', when I had also better get the combination and the tablet]]!