History Funny / NightAtTheMuseum

* When the exibits all work together with Larry to stop the old night guards from stealing the tablet. Also counts as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
** Cecil getting attacked by the suspended whale.

* Larry and the Easter Island Head.
-->'''Easter Island Head:''' ''ME'' no dum-dum, ''YOU'' dum-dum! [[BrickJoke You bring me gum-gum?]]\\

--> '''Easter Island Head''': ''ME'' no dum-dum, ''YOU'' dum-dum! [[BrickJoke You bring me gum-gum?]]
--> '''Larry:''' (''holding up dozens of packs of gum'') Oh yeah. ''Lots'' of gum-gum.

-->'''Larry''': ...Fetch?

--> '''[=McPhee=]:''' Whahahahaha. Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard. No, is the answer. Sarcasm, back at you, with your humor box. I wasn't laughing. I was pretending to laugh, if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor. Do you?\\

--> '''[=McPhee=]:''' And if anything, the tiniest... after your shift... (smacks his hands together and makes a smashing sound effect) Because...\\

-->'''Larry:''' Teddy, this guy has been pushing me and pushing me, and I am sick of it!

-->'''Oscar''': Awwww, c'mon! But I'm bad, I'm bad! Hey, I can show you how bad I am! (''Makes growling noises'') Fear me, yeah!\\
'''Kahmunrah''': I'm sorry, I'm-I'm just not buying it. You don't seem very bad, just seem vaguely grouchy to me...

-->'''Kahmunrah''': What you doing? (''makes same hand gesture as Vader'') What is that? Err, what does it mean? I dont-You've lost me. Is that you breathing? Because I can't hear myself think! Can I make one suggestion to you my friend? Just simplify. There's just too much going on here. You're evil, you're asthmatic, you're a robot, and what is-what is the cape for? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so. Sorry! (''Vader closes the dustbin lid on Oscar'') Bye!

-->'''Kahmunrah''': ''(to Jedediah)'' I'm sorry, but I can't take you seriously, even when you're threatening me! You're just ''adorable''!

-->'''Kahmunrah''': All right, I'll tell you what. They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing. ''(starts to hand Larry the hourglass with Jed in it)'' Here you go... ''([[MoodWhiplash jerks it back]])'' They ''didn't'' call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy! They called me [[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} Kahmunrah the]] ''[[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} Bloodthirsty]]'', [[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} who kills whoever doesn't give Kahmunrah]] ''[[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} exactly]]'' [[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} what he wants in the moment that he wants it, which is]] ''[[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} right now]]''[[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} , when I had also better get the combination and the tablet]]!\\
'''Larry Daley''': ... ''[[{{LampshadeHanging}} That]]'s'' what they called you?\\
'''Kahmunrah''': [[{{MemeticMutation}} It was shorter in Egyptian]].

-->'''Kahmunrah''' I am Kahmunrah, I am half god, ''once removed on my mother's side.''

--> '''Jed''': Adios, bird-brains!\\
'''Lincoln''': Good-bye, strange bird men.\\
'''Kahmunrah''': Do not return to the underworld!\\
'''Octavius''': Yes, yes, do go back into the underworld. Thank you for coming! Good night!\\

'''Kahmunrah''': [[LampshadeHanging Well...this is awkward]].

-->'''Girl #1''': Does it do anything?\\
'''Ahkmenrah''': ...''Do'' anything?\\
'''Girl #2''': Yeah, what's the point if it doesn't do anything?"\\
'''Ahkmenrah''': [[CassandraTruth Actually, it has a magical power that brings all of the exhibits to life!]]\\
'''Girl#2''': ''(unimpressed)'' No, really, what's it do?\\
'''Ahkmenrah''': ''([[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]])'' [[BlatantLies Nothing. It's just for decoration.]]\\
'''Girl #1''': ''(to Girl #2)'' I knew it!

-->'''Lancelot''': Sir Lancelot, at your service.\\
'''Teddy Roosevelt''': Theodore Roosevelt: President of the United States of America.\\
'''Lancelot''': [''cheerfully''] I have ''no idea'' what that means.

-->'''Octavius:''' I should like to comment! Summon the apparatus!
-->'''Sentry:''' SUMMON THE APPARATUS!
--> *Apparatus rolls up.*
-->'''Octavius:''' L!
-->*L key is hit with an ice cream stick.*
-->'''Octavius:''' O!
-->*O gets hit as well.*
-->'''Octavius:''' L!
-->*L key gets hit again.*
-->'''Octavius:''' Add a smiley and a wink!
-->'''Sentry:''' ADD A SMILEY AND A WINK!
-->'''Octavius:''' Now submit this video and my edict of approval to ''Facebook!''

-->'''Akhmenrah:''' This is Larry Daley, Guardian of Brooklyn.
-->'''Larry:''' Actually, I live in Manhattan now.
-->'''Akhmenrah:''' I know. [[RuleOfCool But it doesn't sound as cool]].

-->'''Merenkahre:''' I ''love'' Jews! We owned over 40,000 of them.
-->'''Shepseheret:''' Such lovely people!
-->'''Akhmenrah:''' Here we go...
-->'''Merenkahre:''' They were very happy, always singing, with the candles...
-->'''Larry:''' Yeah, they really weren't happy...
-->'''Shepseheret:''' Really?
-->'''Larry:''' No, they left. They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape.
-->'''Shepseheret:''' Oh.
-->'''Larry:''' Yeah, we have dinner once a year and talk about it. It's a...big deal.

-->'''Octavius:''' Liepwop. Hmmm...doesn't ring a bell.

-->'''Octavius:''' Ohhhhh... Pompeii.
-->*Cut the two of them running away from the lava screaming.*

-->'''Teddy''': Uh, Lawrence?
-->'''Larry''': Yeah?
-->'''Teddy''': May I suggest a different plan?
-->'''Larry''': Sure. What?
-->(''The Triceratops bellows fiercely'')
-->'''Teddy''': '''''RUN!'''''
-->(''the group runs as the Triceratops chases after them'')

** Just the sheer scope of it: To a regular-sized human, that would be fool's errand. To the miniatures, '''it's the most epic and daunting task they've ever had to face, as they struggle to keep the spear stabbed into the tire's air valve for as long as they can hold out'''! The funny part is how the scene keeps switching between [[MundaneMadeAwesome how it looks from their viewpoint]] and how it looks from ours: a relatively quiet scene staring at the truck as the sound of its air being let out mundanely and gradually grows more audible.

-->'''Kahmunrah''': What you doing? (''makes same hand gesture as Vader'') What is that? Err, what does it mean? I dont-You've lost me. Is that you breathing? Because I can't hear myself think! Can I make one suggestion to you my friend? Just simplify. There's just too much going on here. You're evil, you're asthmatic, you're a robot, and what is-what is the cape for? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so.

-->'''Kahmunrah''': What're you doing? What is this? Err, what does this mean? You've lost me. That you breathing? Because I can't hear myself think! Can I make one suggestion to you my friend? Just simplify. There's just too much going on here. You're evil, you're asthmatic, you're a robot, and what is-what is the cape for? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so.

* Kahmunrah's dismissal of ''[[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]]'' as an incompetent villain because he's an "asthmatic in an opera cape". It doesn't help that Vader tries to use the Force on him, and doesn't have any real powers
-->'''Kahmunrah''': Can I make one suggestion to you my friend? Just simplify. There's just too much going on here. You're evil, you're asthmatic, you're a robot, and what is-what is the cape for? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so.

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-->'''Merenkahre:''' You have served my family well. We will bury you in a great tomb with many riches, and I will personally see to it that your organs are removed and placed in several jewel-encrusted jars!

'''Larry Daley''': ... ''[[{{LampshadeHanging}} That]]''[='=]s what they called you?\\

'''Larry Daley''': ... ''[[{{LampshadeHanging}} That]]'''s what they called you?\\

** Comes back as a BrickJoke a couple scenes later. When Larry recruits Scajawea to help track down the bad guys, she's able to decipher that the antagonist drove away, but then he lost control (because one of his tires had no air) and crashed the vehicle. How does she know that? She answers by pointing to the scene of the crash, merely a few yards away.

--> '''Kahmunrah''': Can I make one suggestion to you my friend? Just simplify. There's just too much going on here. You're evil, you're asthmatic, you're a robot, and what is-what is the cape for? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so.

-->'''Kahmunrah''': All right, I'll tell you what. They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing. ''(starts to hand Larry the hourglass with Jed in it)'' Here you go... ''([[MoodWhiplash jerks it back]])'' They ''didn't'' call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy! They called me [[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} Kahmunrah the]] ''[[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} Bloodthirsty]]'', [[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} who kills whoever doesn't give Kahmunrah]] ''[[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} exactly]]'' [[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} what he wants in the moment that he wants it, which is]] ''[[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} right now]]''[[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} , when I had also better get the combination and the tablet]]!
-->'''Larry Daley''': ... ''[[{{LampshadeHanging}} That]]'''s what they called you?
-->'''Kahmunrah''': [[{{MemeticMutation}} It was shorter in Egyptian]].

** This

-->'''Girl #1''': Does it do anything?
-->'''Ahkmenrah''': ...''Do'' anything?
-->'''Girl #2''': Yeah, what's the point if it doesn't do anything?"
-->'''Ahkmenrah''': Actually, it has a magical power that brings all of the exhibits to life!
-->'''Girl#2''': ''(unimpressed)'' No, really, what's it do?
-->'''Ahkmenrah''': ''([[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]])'' [[BlatantLies Nothing. It's just for decoration.]]
-->'''Girl #1''': ''(to Girl #2)'' I knew it!

* When Teddy Roosevelt first meets Lancelot