I am a Midwestern college girl with a trombone (and I know how to use it). I'm a major Deadpan Snarker and a repeat offender when it comes to Perverse Sexual Lust. I love humorous stories, thrill rides, and long walks on the beach (no, really). I also think I'm the only person that ever truly enjoyed the Ewoks—they're adorable! I spend too much time on the YKTTW section and the Troper Tales section. I see too many tropes everywhere and I always have a story to share. Crap, that rhymed, so I guess it's full of Narm. Oh, well... So, uh, Live Long and Prosper and May the Force Be With You!