History Funny / NightAtTheMuseum

-->'''Kahmunrah''': All right, I'll tell you what. They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing. ''(starts to hand Larry the hourglass with Jed in it)'' Here you go... ''([[MoodWhiplash jerks it back]])'' They ''didn't'' call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy! They called me [[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} Kahmunrah the]] ''[[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard]] Bloodthirsty]]'', [[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} who kills whoever doesn't give Kahmunrah]] ''[[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} exactly]]'' [[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} what he wants in the moment that he wants it, which is ''right now'', when I had also better get the combination and the tablet]]!

-->'''Kahmunrah''': All right, I'll tell you what. They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing. ''(starts to hand Larry the hourglass with Jed in it)'' Here you go... ''([[MoodWhiplash jerks it back]])'' They ''didn't'' call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy! They called me [[{{TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard}} Kahmunrah the ''Bloodthirsty'', who kills whoever doesn't give Kahmunrah ''exactly'' what he wants in the moment that he wants it, which is ''right now'', when I had also better get the combination and the tablet]]!

-->'''Kahmunrah''': All right, I'll tell you what. They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing. ''(starts to hand Larry the hourglass with Jed in it)'' Here you go... ''([[MoodWhiplash jerks it back]])'' They ''didn't'' call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy! They called me [[{{TryFittingThatOnABusinessCard}} Kahmunrah the ''Bloodthirsty'', who kills whoever doesn't give Kahmunrah ''exactly'' what he wants in the moment that he wants it, which is ''right now'', when I had also better get the combination and the tablet]]!

-->'''Kahmunrah''': All right, I'll tell you what. They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing. ''(starts to hand Larry the hourglass with Jed in it)'' Here you go... ''([[MoodWhiplash jerks it back]])'' They ''didn't'' call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy! They called me Kahmunrah the ''Bloodthirsty'', who kills whoever doesn't give Kahmunrah ''exactly'' what he wants in the moment that he wants it, which is ''right now'', when I had also better get the combination and the tablet!

** [[spoiler: Jackman does the WolverineClaws motion... and Lancelot doesn't get it, of course.]]

* Atilla portrayed as a a huge fussy child with anger problems equals comedy gold. The scene were Larry manages to connect with him and the Huns is both funny and heartwarming.

* [[spoiler: Lancelot ruining the musical. And Hugh Jackman's and Alice Eve's performance.]]

** Which actually, if you know about Egyptian burial rites, is a promise of great honors for Larry in death.

* Larry getting [[Slapstick hit in the face]] with a hockey puck.

* Octavius attempting to get help from the President in order to save his friends. In the same vein as the tire scene from the first movie, he sprints across the White House's yard while holding his sword up high and yelling a might battle cry...and then it cuts to [[DistantReactionShot the White House with nothing happening]] (Nothing visible, anyway).

* When Jed and Octavius are popping Cecil's tires, and they get blown away by the violent gush of air coming out of the vent. Made funnier when the scene cuts to a DistantReactionShot of the van from a normal person's perspective that shows an almost inaudible sound being made as the air is released. They do the same thing in the sequel when Octavius is comandeering a squirrel and trying to ride it to the White House, and then we see just how far he has to ride it.

* "I'M ALREADY MAKING SKETCHES OF YOU IN MY MIND! OK, boy with freckles, monkey, fat Asian with hair extensions..."

** As if Laa and Tilly recreating the lift scene from ''DirtyDancing'' (right down to the music) wasn't funny enough, the scene then cuts to the two dinosaur skeletons also performing the lift.

* When the exibits all work together with Larry to stop the old janitors from stealing the tablet. Also counts as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

** He then proceeds to call Larry [[TheNicknamer Jingly Bells]] for a good chunk of the movie.

* [[spoiler: Lancelot ruining the musical. And Hugh Jackman's and Alice Evan's performance.]]

[[AC: ''''Secret of the Tomb.'''']]

* [[spoiler: Lancelot ruining the musical. And Hugh Jackman's performance.]]