History Funny / NeverwinterNights

* The original campaign of ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights'' has some pretty good ones. Linu L'aneral's anecdotes per chapter are definitely not to miss whenever you have her as a henchman.

* In ''Shadows of Undrentide'' you can find the journal of a dragon that controls a tribe of kobolds. The entries are the SurroundedByIdiots commentary you'd expect.

* In ''Shadows'' you can visit a temple where worshipers are meditating on Ao. You can take a test where you must answer a riddle. Your answer is apparently '''so''' profound the worshipers assume ''you'' are Ao, and start begging you for wisdom and guidance and give you gifts as shows of loyalty to you. You have the option of going along with it or telling them to knock it off.
* In ''Shadows'' you can find a Shield Guardian golem fighting enemies. Defeating them and talking to it invites one of the most hilarious examples of InsaneTrollLogic ever.

* Shadows of Undrentide and Hordes of the Underdark's funny moments usually deal with Deekin's overeager dialogues.

** And the developers were probably aware of how annoying Deekin could be when he [[AnnoyingVideoGameHelper stops the player yet again]] in Chapter 2 of ''HOTU'' to [[spoiler: ask for a bathroom break]].

* If [[spoiler:Evil Aribeth]] is in your party and is the Sleeping Man's True Love, and the Sleeping Man is awake then some pretty hilarious dialogue ensues.

--> [[spoiler:'''Mephistopheles''']]: Last I knew, I thought I had trapped you for all eternity in an icy little place called Cania.

--> [[spoiler:'''Mephistopheles''']]: How very witty. But it takes more than sharp wit to rule Hell, little one. You must also...''dress'' the part.

* A (sadly deleted) option for [[spoiler:the use of Mephistopheles's True Name]] was...well, it has to be seen to be believed.

--> '''[[spoiler:Mephistopheles]]''': A...a chambermaid, Master/Mistress? [[ThisCannotBe But I was meant for greater things!]] You would reduce me to turning down bed sheets and emptying the chamberpots of drunken mortals? ...It shall be as you command...

** And the developers were probably aware of how annoying Deekin could be when he [[StopHelpingMe stops the player yet again]] in Chapter 2 of ''HOTU'' to [[spoiler: ask for a bathroom break]].

-->"You are an intruder. You destroyed other intruders. Destroy of intruders is a job for guardians. You destroyed intruders, therefore you are a guardian. How may I assist you, guardian?"

--> '''[[spoiler:Mephistopheles]]''': A...a chambermaid, Master/Mistress? [[ThisCannotBe But I was meant for greater things!]] You would reduce me to turning down bed sheets and emptying the chamberpots of drunken mortals? ...It shall be as you command...

* The original campaign of NeverwinterNights has some pretty good ones. Linu L'aneral's anecdotes per chapter are definitely not to miss whenever you have her as a henchman.

** Nathyrra's random ramblings about the state of her pack.
** If [[spoiler:Evil Aribeth]] is in your party and is the Sleeping Man's True Love, and the Sleeping Man is awake then some pretty hilarious dialogue ensues.
** To survive the icy wastelands in Chapter 3, you need to use mildly explosive Velox Berries to ignite fires strong enough to survive the cold long enough for you to warm up. Usually you can use between one and three, but scavenge enough at a time and you have the option to use ''20'' berries. The result is a huge explosion of fire that instantly kills you. SchmuckBait at its best.

** When you confront the FinalBoss in ''Hordes'', this exchange takes place:

** A magnificent bit of SelfDeprication, Deekin and Sharwyn discuss the "books" they each wrote about their adventures, "Neverwinter Nights" and "Shadows of the Undrentide." Sharwyn says she liked "Shadows" but found the second chapter too rushed after a promising start. Deekin admits he was running a lot for that part, and offers to tell Sharwyn the problems with her book; Sharwyn scoffs there ''are'' no problems with her book. Deekin just snarks "is you joking?"

** A magnificent TakeThatUs, Deekin and Sharwyn discuss the "books" they each wrote about their adventures, "Neverwinter Nights" and "Shadows of the Undrentide." Sharwyn says she liked "Shadows" but found the second chapter too rushed after a promising start. Deekin admits he was running a lot for that part, and offers to tell Sharwyn the problems with her book; Sharwyn scoffs there ''are'' no problems with her book. Deekin just snarks "is you joking?"

-->"You are in intruder. You destroyed other intruders. Destroy of intruders is a job for guardians. You destroyed intruders, therefore you are a guardian. How may I assist you, guardian?"

--> (Damaging a [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame duergar]]): "Hah! Let's cut its beard off after it's dead!"

--> [[spoiler:'''Mephistopheles''']]: How very witty. But it takes more than sharp wit to rule Hell, little one. You must also...''dress'' the part.

* A (plot irrelevant) note found in the Host Tower of Luskan: "Please inform the apprentices that they are no longer to dump their failed alchemical experiments in the sewer. One can only wonder how these potions affect the water under the city. Considering how during your trip through the sewers, the place is full of ghouls, the water is all an unhealthy dark green, there's a general greenish pall, and an enterprising gnome has already found a way to channel the special sewer water into magical potions, the message is a bit late.

** If you're travelling with Deeking and Sharwyn, Deekin will ask her how come her red hair changes color near the scalp. Sharwyn pays him off to never bring it up again.

** Tommi Undergallows' choice of PreAssKickingOneLiner: "Here comes halfling death!"
** Shadows of Undrentide and Hordes of the Underdark's funny moments usually deal with Deekin's overeager dialogues.
*** Nathyrra's random ramblings about the state of her pack.
*** Deekin and Nathyrra discussing what to put in a cookbook for dragons.

*** If [[spoiler:Evil Aribeth]] is in your party and is the Sleeping Man's True Love, and the Sleeping Man is awake then some pretty hilarious dialogue ensues.
*** And the developers were probably aware of how annoying Deekin could be when he [[StopHelpingMe stops the player yet again]] in Chapter 2 of ''HOTU'' to [[spoiler: ask for a bathroom break]].
*** If you're travelling with Deeking and Sharwyn, Deekin will ask her how come her red hair changes color near the scalp. Sharwyn pays him off to never bring it up again.

*** And the developers were probably aware of how annoying Deekin could be when he [[StopHelpingMe stops the player yet again]] in Chapter 2 of ''HOTU'' to [[spoiler: ask for a bathroom break]].

*** If [[spoiler:Evil Aribeth]] is in your party and is the Sleeping Man's True Love, and the Sleeping Man is awake then some pretty hilarious dialogue ensues.

* NeverwinterNights has some pretty good ones. Especially when dealing with Deekin.
** Or Nathyrra's random dialogue about the state of her pack.
** Deekin and Nathyrra discussing what to put in a cookbook for dragons.
--> "Drows be fatty. Gots it."
** Heck, all of the inter-party dialogues between Deekin and another henchman are pretty damn hilarious.
* If [[spoiler:Evil Aribeth]] is in your party in Hordes of the Underdark, is the Sleeping Man's True Love, and the Sleeping Man is awake then some pretty hilarious dialogue ensues.

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