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* When Ben and Dr. Chase kiss almost by accident in the tomb, Shaw enters behind them, witnesses it, and wonders aloud in a ''really'' distinct accent.
-->'''Shaw:''' Why does that never happen to me?
-->'''Shaw:''' Why does that never happen to me?
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* When Ben and Dr. Chase kiss almost by accident in the tomb, Shaw Victor enters behind them, witnesses it, and wonders aloud in a ''really'' distinct accent.
-->'''Shaw:''' -->'''Victor:''' Why does that never ''never'' happen to me?
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-->'''Victor:''' How could they build all this with hand tools?\\
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-->'''Victor:''' How could they did a bunch of people with hand tools build all this with hand tools?\\this?\\
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-->'''Ben:''' Hi! Do you have a cell phone?
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-->'''Ben:''' Hi! Do you have a cell phone?phone I can borrow?
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'''Ben:''' ...I think he invented ''these''
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'''Ben:''' ...I think he invented ''these''''these.''
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--> '''Sadusky:''' We got a name on the tipster?
--> '''FBI Agent:''' [looking more uncomfortable by the second] There was no file opened. We didn't find the information credible.
--> '''Sadusky:''' ''[[TranquilFury *long, angry sigh*]]'' …How 'bout now?
--> '''FBI Agent:''' [looking more uncomfortable by the second] There was no file opened. We didn't find the information credible.
--> '''Sadusky:''' ''[[TranquilFury *long, angry sigh*]]'' …How 'bout now?
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-->
'''FBI Agent:''' [looking more uncomfortable by the second] There was no file opened. We didn't find the information
-->
'''Sadusky:''' ''[[TranquilFury *long, angry sigh*]]'' …How 'bout now?
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--> '''Riley:''' Well, ''that'' was disappointing.
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--> '''Woman Behind Counter:''' If you're not a steak you don't belong here.
--> '''Abigail:''' I'm sorry, I'm just trying to hide from my ex-husband.
--> '''Woman Behind Counter:''' Who, Baldy?
-->''[she observes Shaw]''
--> '''Woman Behind Counter:''' [[SassyBlackWoman Honey, you can stay as long as you like.]]
-->''[Shaw approaches]''
--> '''Woman Behind Counter:''' Do you want something? Do you ''want'' something?
--> '''Shaw:''' Shut up. ''[walks away]''
--> '''Woman Behind Counter:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I see why you left him.]]
--> '''Abigail:''' I'm sorry, I'm just trying to hide from my ex-husband.
--> '''Woman Behind Counter:''' Who, Baldy?
-->''[she observes Shaw]''
--> '''Woman Behind Counter:''' [[SassyBlackWoman Honey, you can stay as long as you like.]]
-->''[Shaw approaches]''
--> '''Woman Behind Counter:''' Do you want something? Do you ''want'' something?
--> '''Shaw:''' Shut up. ''[walks away]''
--> '''Woman Behind Counter:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I see why you left him.]]
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-->
'''Abigail:''' I'm sorry, I'm just trying to hide from my
-->
'''Woman Behind Counter:''' Who,
-->''[she
''[she observes
-->
'''Woman Behind Counter:''' [[SassyBlackWoman Honey, you can stay as long as you like.
-->''[Shaw approaches]''
-->
''[Shaw approaches]''\\
'''Woman Behind Counter:''' Do you want something? Do you ''want''
-->
'''Shaw:''' Shut up. ''[walks
-->
'''Woman Behind Counter:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I see why you left him.]]
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--> '''Riley''': I would have dropped you both. Freaks.
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--> '''Shaw''': Why does that never happen to me?
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--->'''Riley''': Okay. Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?
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* The mean and nasty ([[Film/RomanHoliday and familiar]]) trick Ben plays on the group when he sticks his hand into the rock on top Mount Rushmore
--> (laughs) I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
--> (laughs) I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
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* The mean and nasty ([[Film/RomanHoliday and familiar]]) trick Ben plays on the group when he sticks his hand into the rock on top Mount Rushmore
--> (laughs)Rushmore.
-->(laughs) I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
--> (laughs)
-->(laughs) I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
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--> ''[As a truck starts slowing down to give him a lift]''
--> '''POTUS''': [[DeadpanSnarker Well, this is going to be interesting.]]
--> '''POTUS''': [[DeadpanSnarker Well, this is going to be interesting.]]
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--> '''POTUS''':
'''POTUS:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, this is going to be interesting.]]
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-->'''Abigail''': I'm ''not'' making a scene right now--
--> '''Riley''': (''over the ear piece radio'') No, we need a scene.
-->'''Ben''': Well then [[NoIndoorVoice FINE!]], let's make a scene right NOW!
-->'''Riley:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Ah, so subtle]].
-->'''Ben''': Oh, let me guess? IT'S THE WRONG TIME!!! IT'S THE WRONG PLACE!!! I'M WRONG AGAIN!!! * silly walk with over the top chanting* WRONG ABOUT US! WRONG ABOUT THOMAS GATES! WRONG THAT YOU'D LIKE THE QUEEN ANNE CHAIR!
-->'''Abigail''': You're wrong to assume I want the chair!
-->'''Ben''': *while grabbing a hapless bystander* You see? You see? Everyone listen to this. This is more interesting than that. She thinks that even when I'm right, I'm wrong, isn't that right? Abigail, just because I answer a question quickly, doesn't make it wrong.
-->'''Abigail''': Not if the right answer is something we need to figure out as a couple. That's what couples do.
-->'''[[UsefulNotes/BritishCoppers Police Officer]]''': Sorry sir, you and the mussus are going to have to take it outside.
-->'''Ben''': Oh, look now you've got the little ''bobbies'' down on us! ''You'' take the missus outside. I'm staying right here!
--> *slides down banister* WHEEE!!!
--> '''Riley''': (''over the ear piece radio'') No, we need a scene.
-->'''Ben''': Well then [[NoIndoorVoice FINE!]], let's make a scene right NOW!
-->'''Riley:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Ah, so subtle]].
-->'''Ben''': Oh, let me guess? IT'S THE WRONG TIME!!! IT'S THE WRONG PLACE!!! I'M WRONG AGAIN!!! * silly walk with over the top chanting* WRONG ABOUT US! WRONG ABOUT THOMAS GATES! WRONG THAT YOU'D LIKE THE QUEEN ANNE CHAIR!
-->'''Abigail''': You're wrong to assume I want the chair!
-->'''Ben''': *while grabbing a hapless bystander* You see? You see? Everyone listen to this. This is more interesting than that. She thinks that even when I'm right, I'm wrong, isn't that right? Abigail, just because I answer a question quickly, doesn't make it wrong.
-->'''Abigail''': Not if the right answer is something we need to figure out as a couple. That's what couples do.
-->'''[[UsefulNotes/BritishCoppers Police Officer]]''': Sorry sir, you and the mussus are going to have to take it outside.
-->'''Ben''': Oh, look now you've got the little ''bobbies'' down on us! ''You'' take the missus outside. I'm staying right here!
--> *slides down banister* WHEEE!!!
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--> '''Riley''':
'''Riley:''' (''over the ear piece radio'') No, we need a
-->'''Ben''':
'''Ben''': Well then [[NoIndoorVoice FINE!]], let's make a scene right
-->'''Riley:'''
'''Riley:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Ah, so
-->'''Ben''':
'''Ben:''' Oh, let me guess? IT'S THE WRONG TIME!!! IT'S THE WRONG PLACE!!! I'M WRONG AGAIN!!! * silly walk with over the top chanting* WRONG ABOUT US! WRONG ABOUT THOMAS GATES! WRONG THAT YOU'D LIKE THE QUEEN ANNE
-->'''Abigail''':
'''Abigail:''' You're wrong to assume I want the
-->'''Ben''':
'''Ben:''' *while grabbing a hapless bystander* You see? You see? Everyone listen to this. This is more interesting than that. She thinks that even when I'm right, I'm wrong, isn't that right? Abigail, just because I answer a question quickly, doesn't make it wrong.
'''Abigail:''' Not if the right answer is something we need to figure out as a couple. That's what couples do.
'''[[UsefulNotes/BritishCoppers Police
-->'''Ben''':
'''Ben:''' Oh, look now you've got the little ''bobbies'' down on us! ''You'' take the missus outside. I'm staying right
-->
*slides down banister* WHEEE!!!
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--->'''Police Officer''': *catching a whiff of Ben's "cologne"* Been drinking, have we?
--->'''Ben''' Just a nip. Popped down to the pub for a pint. But all right. Going to arrest a man for that? Going to detain a blighter for enjoying his whisKEY!?
--->'''Officer''': That's enough of that.
--->'''Ben''': Bangers and mash. Bubbles and squeak. Smoke eel pipe. [[SuddenlyShouting HAGGIS!]]
--->'''Officer''': That's it! Dismount the banister!
--->'''Ben''': *gets wrested off the banister, and starts signing at the top of his lungs* I've got a bunch of lovely coconuts! Here they, are standing in a row! Small ones, big ones, some as big as your head!
--->'''Ben''' Just a nip. Popped down to the pub for a pint. But all right. Going to arrest a man for that? Going to detain a blighter for enjoying his whisKEY!?
--->'''Officer''': That's enough of that.
--->'''Ben''': Bangers and mash. Bubbles and squeak. Smoke eel pipe. [[SuddenlyShouting HAGGIS!]]
--->'''Officer''': That's it! Dismount the banister!
--->'''Ben''': *gets wrested off the banister, and starts signing at the top of his lungs* I've got a bunch of lovely coconuts! Here they, are standing in a row! Small ones, big ones, some as big as your head!
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--->'''Police Officer''': Officer:''' *catching a whiff of Ben's "cologne"* Been drinking, have we?
--->'''Ben'''we?\\
'''Ben:''' Just a nip. Popped down to the pub for a pint. But all right. Going to arrest a man for that? Going to detain a blighter for enjoying hiswhisKEY!?
--->'''Officer''':whisKEY!?\\
'''Officer:''' That's enough ofthat.
--->'''Ben''':that.\\
'''Ben:''' Bangers and mash. Bubbles and squeak. Smoke eel pipe. [[SuddenlyShoutingHAGGIS!]]
--->'''Officer''': That'sHAGGIS!]]\\
'''Officer:''' That's it! Dismount thebanister!
--->'''Ben''':banister!\\
'''Ben:''' *gets wrested off the banister, and starts signing at the top of his lungs* I've got a bunch of lovely coconuts! Here they, are standing in a row! Small ones, big ones, some as big as your head!
--->'''Ben'''
'''Ben:''' Just a nip. Popped down to the pub for a pint. But all right. Going to arrest a man for that? Going to detain a blighter for enjoying his
--->'''Officer''':
'''Officer:''' That's enough of
--->'''Ben''':
'''Ben:''' Bangers and mash. Bubbles and squeak. Smoke eel pipe. [[SuddenlyShouting
--->'''Officer''': That's
'''Officer:''' That's it! Dismount the
--->'''Ben''':
'''Ben:''' *gets wrested off the banister, and starts signing at the top of his lungs* I've got a bunch of lovely coconuts! Here they, are standing in a row! Small ones, big ones, some as big as your head!
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--> "Connor rocks!"
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--> '''Abigail:''' I heard Benjamin Franklin invented something like these.
--> '''Ben:''' ...I think he invented ''these''
--> '''Ben:''' ...I think he invented ''these''
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-->
'''Ben:''' ...I think he invented ''these''
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** Made [[LuckyTranslation twice as funny]] in the German dub thanks to the butcher calling Shaw "[[Series/{{Kojak}} Kojak]]" instead of the rather generic "Baldy."
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** Made [[LuckyTranslation twice as funny]] funny in the German dub thanks to the butcher calling Shaw "[[Series/{{Kojak}} Kojak]]" instead of the rather generic "Baldy."
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--> '''FBI Agent:''' [looking more uncomfortable by the second] No file was opened.
--> '''Sadusky:''' And why not?
--> '''FBI Agent:''' We didn't find the information credible.
--> '''Sadusky:''' How 'bout now?
--> '''Sadusky:''' And why not?
--> '''FBI Agent:''' We didn't find the information credible.
--> '''Sadusky:''' How 'bout now?
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--> '''FBI Agent:''' [looking more uncomfortable by the second] No There was no file was opened.
--> '''Sadusky:''' And why not?
--> '''FBI Agent:'''opened. We didn't find the information credible.
--> '''Sadusky:'''How ''[[TranquilFury *long, angry sigh*]]'' …How 'bout now?
--> '''Sadusky:''' And why not?
--> '''FBI Agent:'''
--> '''Sadusky:'''
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-->'''Ben''': Oh, let me guess? IT'S THE WRONG TIME!!! IT'S THE WRONG PLACE!!! I'M WRONG AGAIN!!!
* silly walk with over the top chanting* WRONG ABOUT US! WRONG ABOUT THOMAS GATES! WRONG THAT YOU'D LIKE THE QUEEN ANNE CHAIR!
* silly walk with over the top chanting* WRONG ABOUT US! WRONG ABOUT THOMAS GATES! WRONG THAT YOU'D LIKE THE QUEEN ANNE CHAIR!
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-->'''Ben''': Oh, let me guess? IT'S THE WRONG TIME!!! IT'S THE WRONG PLACE!!! I'M WRONG AGAIN!!!
AGAIN!!! * silly walk with over the top chanting* WRONG ABOUT US! WRONG ABOUT THOMAS GATES! WRONG THAT YOU'D LIKE THE QUEEN ANNE CHAIR!
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Oh, let me guess? IT'S THE WRONG TIME!!! IT'S THE WRONG PLACE!!! I'M WRONG AGAIN!!!
-->'''Ben''': *silly walk with over the top chanting* WRONG ABOUT US! WRONG ABOUT THOMAS GATES! WRONG THAT YOU'D LIKE THE QUEEN ANNE CHAIR!
-->'''Ben''': *silly walk with over the top chanting* WRONG ABOUT US! WRONG ABOUT THOMAS GATES! WRONG THAT YOU'D LIKE THE QUEEN ANNE CHAIR!
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-->'''Ben''': Oh, let me guess? IT'S THE WRONG TIME!!! IT'S THE WRONG PLACE!!! I'M WRONG AGAIN!!!
-->'''Ben''': *silly walk with over the top chanting* WRONG ABOUT US! WRONG ABOUT THOMAS GATES! WRONG THAT YOU'D LIKE THE QUEEN ANNE CHAIR!
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-->'''Ben''': Well then [[NoIndoorVoice FINE!]], let's make a scene right NOW! Oh, let me guess? IT'S THE WRONG TIME!!! IT'S THE WRONG PLACE!!! I'M WRONG AGAIN!!!
--> *silly walk with over the top chanting* WRONG ABOUT US! WRONG ABOUT THOMAS GATES! WRONG THAT YOU'D LIKE THE QUEEN ANNE CHAIR!
--> *silly walk with over the top chanting* WRONG ABOUT US! WRONG ABOUT THOMAS GATES! WRONG THAT YOU'D LIKE THE QUEEN ANNE CHAIR!
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-->'''Ben''': Well then [[NoIndoorVoice FINE!]], let's make a scene right NOW! NOW!
-->'''Riley:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Ah, so subtle]].
Oh, let me guess? IT'S THE WRONG TIME!!! IT'S THE WRONG PLACE!!! I'M WRONG AGAIN!!!
--> -->'''Ben''': *silly walk with over the top chanting* WRONG ABOUT US! WRONG ABOUT THOMAS GATES! WRONG THAT YOU'D LIKE THE QUEEN ANNE CHAIR!
-->'''Riley:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Ah, so subtle]].
Oh, let me guess? IT'S THE WRONG TIME!!! IT'S THE WRONG PLACE!!! I'M WRONG AGAIN!!!
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** Made [[LuckyTranslation twice as funny]] in the German dub thanks to the butcher calling Shaw "[[Series/{{Kojak}} Kojak]]" instead of the rather generic "Baldy".
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** Made [[LuckyTranslation twice as funny]] in the German dub thanks to the butcher calling Shaw "[[Series/{{Kojak}} Kojak]]" instead of the rather generic "Baldy"."Baldy."
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** Made twice as funny in the German dub thanks to the butcher calling Shaw "[[Series/{{Kojak}} Kojak]]" instead of the rather generic "Baldy".
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** Made [[LuckyTranslation twice as funny funny]] in the German dub thanks to the butcher calling Shaw "[[Series/{{Kojak}} Kojak]]" instead of the rather generic "Baldy".
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** Ben's cheeky grin ("'Allo!") to the security guard who stops him on the way down the banister. Really, the entire scene is comedy gold, given that it involves [[LargeHam Nicolas Cage]] getting to go nuts in a movie where his character is otherwise mostly straight-faced.
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** Ben's cheeky grin ("'Allo!") to the security guard who stops him on the way down the banister. Really, the entire scene is comedy gold, given that it involves [[LargeHam Nicolas Cage]] getting to go nuts in a movie where his character is otherwise mostly straight-faced. Then he pretends to be drunk.
--->'''Police Officer''': *catching a whiff of Ben's "cologne"* Been drinking, have we?
--->'''Ben''' Just a nip. Popped down to the pub for a pint. But all right. Going to arrest a man for that? Going to detain a blighter for enjoying his whisKEY!?
--->'''Officer''': That's enough of that.
--->'''Ben''': Bangers and mash. Bubbles and squeak. Smoke eel pipe. [[SuddenlyShouting HAGGIS!]]
--->'''Officer''': That's it! Dismount the banister!
--->'''Ben''': *gets wrested off the banister, and starts signing at the top of his lungs* I've got a bunch of lovely coconuts! Here they, are standing in a row! Small ones, big ones, some as big as your head!
**And all Riley can say, having heard the entire ordeal over the comms?
--->'''Riley''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis That. Was. Brilliant.]]
--->'''Police Officer''': *catching a whiff of Ben's "cologne"* Been drinking, have we?
--->'''Ben''' Just a nip. Popped down to the pub for a pint. But all right. Going to arrest a man for that? Going to detain a blighter for enjoying his whisKEY!?
--->'''Officer''': That's enough of that.
--->'''Ben''': Bangers and mash. Bubbles and squeak. Smoke eel pipe. [[SuddenlyShouting HAGGIS!]]
--->'''Officer''': That's it! Dismount the banister!
--->'''Ben''': *gets wrested off the banister, and starts signing at the top of his lungs* I've got a bunch of lovely coconuts! Here they, are standing in a row! Small ones, big ones, some as big as your head!
**And all Riley can say, having heard the entire ordeal over the comms?
--->'''Riley''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis That. Was. Brilliant.]]
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-->'''Ben''': Well then [[NoIndoorVoice FINE!]], let's make a scene right NOW! Oh, let me guess? IT'S THE WRONG TIME!!!
--> *silly walk*
-->'''[[UsefulNotes/BritishCoppers Police Officer]]''': Sorry sir, you're going to have to take it outside.
--> *silly walk*
-->'''[[UsefulNotes/BritishCoppers Police Officer]]''': Sorry sir, you're going to have to take it outside.
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-->'''Ben''': Well then [[NoIndoorVoice FINE!]], let's make a scene right NOW! Oh, let me guess? IT'S THE WRONG TIME!!!
TIME!!! IT'S THE WRONG PLACE!!! I'M WRONG AGAIN!!!
--> *sillywalk*
walk with over the top chanting* WRONG ABOUT US! WRONG ABOUT THOMAS GATES! WRONG THAT YOU'D LIKE THE QUEEN ANNE CHAIR!
-->'''Abigail''': You're wrong to assume I want the chair!
-->'''Ben''': *while grabbing a hapless bystander* You see? You see? Everyone listen to this. This is more interesting than that. She thinks that even when I'm right, I'm wrong, isn't that right? Abigail, just because I answer a question quickly, doesn't make it wrong.
-->'''Abigail''': Not if the right answer is something we need to figure out as a couple. That's what couples do.
-->'''[[UsefulNotes/BritishCoppers Police Officer]]''': Sorry sir,you're you and the mussus are going to have to take it outside.
--> *silly
-->'''Abigail''': You're wrong to assume I want the chair!
-->'''Ben''': *while grabbing a hapless bystander* You see? You see? Everyone listen to this. This is more interesting than that. She thinks that even when I'm right, I'm wrong, isn't that right? Abigail, just because I answer a question quickly, doesn't make it wrong.
-->'''Abigail''': Not if the right answer is something we need to figure out as a couple. That's what couples do.
-->'''[[UsefulNotes/BritishCoppers Police Officer]]''': Sorry sir,
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[ChewingTheScenery Ben Gates: Making as scene as only Nicolas Cage can.]]]]
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[ChewingTheScenery Ben Gates: Making as a scene as only Nicolas Cage can.]]]]