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"Sir, it's the Hudson. Nothing is visible."
Just about anything Riley says.
Riley: ( lying in the backseat, whining) When are we gonna get there? I'm hungry. This car smells weird.
The deleted scene from the first movie, where Abigail and Riley run through an empty strip-club.
Riley: Well, that was disappointing.
The scene where Abigail is hiding from Chor behind a meat counter and has this encounter with one of the woman who works behind the counter.
Woman Behind Counter: If you're not a steak you don't belong here.
Abigail: I'm sorry, I'm just trying to hide from my ex-husband.
Woman Behind Counter: Who, Baldy?
*focuses on Shaw*
Woman Behind Counter: Do you want something? Do you want something?
Shaw: Shut up. ( walks away)
The Friend or Idol Decision...Ben drops Abigail in order to save the Declaration of Independence. Ben starts apologizing, but Abigail reassures him: She would have done the exact same thing in Ben's position! Riley naturally lampshades this.
Riley: I would have dropped you both... freaks.
When Ben and Dr. Chase kiss almost by accident in the tomb, one of Ian's Mooks enters behind them, witnesses it, and wonders aloud in a really distinct accent.
: Why does that never happen to me?
The Templar Treasure scene and Riley's reaction to it.
Riley: Look.... Stairs.
From the sequel, Riley's reaction to not being able to read the Book of Secrets cover to cover.
The mean and nasty ( and familiar) trick Ben plays on the group when he sticks his hand into the rock on top Mount Rushmore
(laughs) I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
In the sequel, scene where the has to resort to President of the United States hitchhiking
as a truck starts slowing down to give him a lift
Also in the sequel, a scene in Buckingham Palace where Ben and Abigail pretend to be a bickering couple is priceless!
Abigail: I'm not making a scene right now—
Riley: ( over the ear piece radio) No we need a scene.
: Well then
, let's make a scene right NOW! Oh let me guess? IT'S THE WRONG TIME!!!
Ben: Oh, look now you've got the little bobbies down on us! You take the missus outside. I'm staying right here!
*slides down banister* WHEEE!!!
Riley's odd tastes in treasure:
Riley: Guys, look at this. (awestruck) It's a little golden man.
Ben's completely deadpan — but somehow still overacted — comment about Abigail's new love interest after he assures them that he can show them the Oval Office.