History Funny / MinorityReport

30th Aug '17 4:07:45 AM ArgonianLorekeeper
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* When he gets his eyes he has to endure temporary blindness. At the apartment set up for him in recovery he was told a fresh sandwich and drink were in the fridge for him. What makes it funny is that while there are fresh food, he accidentally finds rotten food and eats it instead.
** This troper got an impression it was not purely accidental after all, given the biography of the person who prepared that food...

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* When he gets his eyes he has to endure temporary blindness. At the apartment set up for him in recovery he was told a fresh sandwich and drink were in the fridge for him. What makes it funny is that while there are fresh food, he accidentally finds rotten food and eats it instead.
** This troper got an impression it
instead... or was not it purely accidental after all, given the biography of the person who prepared that food...food?
21st Jan '17 4:06:00 PM IuraCivium
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--> '''Danny Witwer:''' I've got coffee, thank you [extends hand towards Anderton] Danny Witwer. The "twink from the Fed."

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--> '''Danny Witwer:''' I've got coffee, thank you [extends hand towards Anderton] Danny Witwer. The "twink from the Fed.""
* That guy with the sunglasses at the murder scene [[spoiler:who turns out to have been an advertisement on a building across the street]], with his pose and expression, is a great example of something unintentionally funny.
20th Oct '16 12:02:16 PM 8BrickMario
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* Anderton had eye surgery, the eyes belonged to a Japanese man as it was revealed later on.

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* Anderton had eye surgery, the Anderton's new eyes are revealed to have belonged to a Japanese man as it was revealed later on.man.



* When Fletcher is going to investigate the apartment where John is casually hiding after the eye operation, an euphoric crazy man gives them the finger as they walk in the hall.
26th Aug '16 8:26:45 PM GottamsReckoning
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* When Fletcher is going to investigate the apartment where John is casually hiding after the eye operation, an euphoric crazy man gives them the finger as they walk in the hall.
* Some people the spiders scan in the famous [[TheOner oner]]. Even though it's a quite tense scene, the spiders interrupt a couple having sex to analyze their eyes and an arguing couple that resume their argument as soon as the spiders scan their eyes.



* The jetpack sequence once Anderton and the cop crash into an apartment complex, crashing ''upward'' into a family dinner (the family slowly backs away at the first bump), and finally into a kid's room while he's practicing the sax.

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* The jetpack sequence once Anderton and the cop crash into an apartment complex, crashing ''upward'' into a family dinner (the family slowly backs away at the first bump), and finally into a kid's room while he's practicing the sax. Not to mention the rather unimpressed elderly man when there is an ongoing chaos in his home.



--> '''Danny Witwer:''' I've got coffee, thank you [extends hand towards Anderton] Danny Wittwer. The "twink from the Fed."

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--> '''Danny Witwer:''' I've got coffee, thank you [extends hand towards Anderton] Danny Wittwer.Witwer. The "twink from the Fed."
15th Mar '16 6:38:29 PM benda
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** This troper got an impression it was not purely accidental after all, given the biography of the person who prepared that food...
17th Feb '16 8:04:39 AM jojo1228
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-->''' John Anderton: Fletch, just get him some coffee and stories of how I save your ass every day.
-->'''Danny Witwer: I've got coffee, thank you [extends hand towards Anderton] Danny Wittwer. The "twink from the Fed."

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-->''' John Anderton: --> '''John Anderton:''' Fletch, just get him some coffee and stories of how I save your ass every day.
-->'''Danny Witwer: --> '''Danny Witwer:''' I've got coffee, thank you [extends hand towards Anderton] Danny Wittwer. The "twink from the Fed."
17th Feb '16 8:03:37 AM jojo1228
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--> ''' John Anderton: Fletch, just get him some coffee and stories of how I save your ass every day.
--> '''Danny Witwer: I've got coffee, thank you [extends hand towards Anderton] Danny Wittwer. The "twink from the Fed."

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--> ''' -->''' John Anderton: Fletch, just get him some coffee and stories of how I save your ass every day.
--> '''Danny -->'''Danny Witwer: I've got coffee, thank you [extends hand towards Anderton] Danny Wittwer. The "twink from the Fed."
17th Feb '16 8:03:06 AM jojo1228
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* Anderton running after his eyeballs. That scene became [[MemeticMutation meme-worthy]] on Website/{{YTMND}}.

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* Anderton running after his eyeballs. That scene became [[MemeticMutation meme-worthy]] on Website/{{YTMND}}.Website/{{YTMND}}.
* Witwer's introduction scene.
--> ''' John Anderton: Fletch, just get him some coffee and stories of how I save your ass every day.
--> '''Danny Witwer: I've got coffee, thank you [extends hand towards Anderton] Danny Wittwer. The "twink from the Fed."
2nd Oct '15 7:55:31 AM Discar
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* Anderton running after his eyeballs. That scene became [[MemeticMutation meme-worthy]] on Website/{{YTMND}}.

!The Series
* Lara's mother and little brother expressing scepticism that Dash is "just a colleague". It seems like simple family ribbing until Dash looks over and sees that he accidentally put a of photo of Lara in a bikini on the biggest wall in the house.
** Shortly after, Lara's mom tells her that she needs to get out more.
-->'''Mrs. Vega''': In my day we had something called "tinder".
* Dash claims that they'll be having Chinese takeout for dinner. Lara denies it, claiming that she's cooking. GilliganCut to a burnt lasage. After a {{beat}}, Lara bites it and decides to order Chinese.
* After van Eyck calls the Precogs "genetic freaks", Dash tells him that he loses in a landslide. Though Eyck doesn't hear him, Vega is surprised that Dash can see that far ahead. Then Dash admits that [[{{Troll}} he can't]].

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* Anderton running after his eyeballs. That scene became [[MemeticMutation meme-worthy]] on Website/{{YTMND}}.

!The Series
* Lara's mother and little brother expressing scepticism that Dash is "just a colleague". It seems like simple family ribbing until Dash looks over and sees that he accidentally put a of photo of Lara in a bikini on the biggest wall in the house.
** Shortly after, Lara's mom tells her that she needs to get out more.
-->'''Mrs. Vega''': In my day we had something called "tinder".
* Dash claims that they'll be having Chinese takeout for dinner. Lara denies it, claiming that she's cooking. GilliganCut to a burnt lasage. After a {{beat}}, Lara bites it and decides to order Chinese.
* After van Eyck calls the Precogs "genetic freaks", Dash tells him that he loses in a landslide. Though Eyck doesn't hear him, Vega is surprised that Dash can see that far ahead. Then Dash admits that [[{{Troll}} he can't]].
Website/{{YTMND}}.
22nd Sep '15 3:37:12 PM SparkyYoungUpstart
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--

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--* After van Eyck calls the Precogs "genetic freaks", Dash tells him that he loses in a landslide. Though Eyck doesn't hear him, Vega is surprised that Dash can see that far ahead. Then Dash admits that [[{{Troll}} he can't]].
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