History Funny / MickFoley

* From his first book, the story of how Foley and Stone Cold Steve Austin broke Wrestling/DiamondDallasPage while they were riding together, ultimately culminating in hilarity involving cookies and a naked man.

* In his book ''Have A Nice Day,'' Foley related a moment in WCW when he was booked to battle Wrestling/RonSimmons in Ron's first defense of the [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/wcw/wcw-h.html WCW World Heavyweight Title]](Ron being the first officially recognized black world champion). Despite being booked to lose, obviously, Foley teased that they might see a new World Champion at the end of the night. Arn Anderson just looked at him and said this:

* During his feud with HHH, Foley was supposed to have a falls-count-anywhere match as [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Dude Love]]. When his music hits, he instead shows up on the titantron and has a conversation with himself as [[HorrifyingHero Mankind]], suggesting that he take the match instead, while HHH stands in the ring and scoffs. Mankind declines, but instead suggests [[TheDreaded Cactus Jack]], who then makes his WWE debut. Cue HHH absolutely flipping out. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlNQ6wvOvqA See it here in all its glory.]]

* During a late 90s episode of Monday Night Raw, Mankind was lobbying to be The Rock's tag team partner in a title match against The Big Show and The Undertaker:

* during his feud with HHH, Foley was supposed to have a falls-count-anywhere match as [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Dude Love]]. When his music hits, he instead shows up on the titantron and has a conversation with himself as [[HorrifyingHero Mankind]], suggesting that he take the match instead, while HHH stands in the ring and scoffs. Mankind declines, but instead suggests [[TheDreaded Cactus Jack]], who then makes his WWE debut. Cue HHH absolutely flipping out. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlNQ6wvOvqA See it here in all its glory.]]

--->'''[[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson TheRock]]''': The Rock thanks you for that.

--->'''TheRock''': The Rock thanks you for that.

** His appearance on ''Series/TheDailyShow'', where he showed how easy it was for a politician to play either side of an issue. [[http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-march-15-2010/crumbums---fatcats Here's the clip for your viewing pleasure]].

---">'''TheRock''': The Rock thanks you for that.

** "The Rock thanks you for that."

--->'''The Rock''': ''[To Chris Jericho]'' You are exactly twenty minutes away...AND THE ROCK ''MEA''-

--->'''The Rock''': ''[Glares at Mankind]'' Don't you ever do that again, jabroni. ''[Barely keeps from {{Corpsing}}]'' '''''IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEE-'''''
--->'''Mankind''': La-la-la-la-la...

* His bit role in ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' as The Boulder, an AffectionateParody of The Rock (with elements of RandySavage and HulkHogan thrown in for good measure).

-->*His wife, Collette, upon hearing about a bad angle being proposed to Mick*: "[She] looked like she smelled a fart or saw an Al Snow match."

* From his first book, the story of how Foley and Stone Cold Steve Austin broke Diamond Dallas Page while they were riding together, ultimately culminating in hilarity involving cookies and a naked man.

* As part of the build to the Mankind-HHH match at ''Royal Rumble 2000'', DX had been, of course, making Mick look bad by having [[Characters/WWETagTeams Dennis "Mideon" Knight]] running around as "Fake Mankind." On the [[http://slashwrestling.com/raw/000110.html January 10th]] ''Raw,'' Mankind tied up Mideon to a chair in a dressing room. He then approached [[Wrestling/TerriPoch Tori (Terri Poch)]] in the hallway and mentioned how he was a good kisser and that there were "seventeen other things" he'd like to do to her "sweaty, heaving, voluptuous breasts" and slapped her on her ass. He told her to meet him in Room #3 and to "Bring a friend, there's plenty of Mankind to go around! Yeah!" Tori is speechless and, after the commercial break, she is MAD and power walking down the hall with '''[[Wrestling/{{Kane}} KANE]]''' by her side. Kane attacked Mideon, demolished him, threw him around and chased him up a stairwell, with Jim Ross saying, "Mick Foley's a genius!" In ''Foley Is Good'', he wrote how he was going to be able to say these things to Tori and slap her ass and he wouldn't get in trouble with his wife Colette.

** Crossed with a kind of accidental moment of Heartwarming: Once wrote a blog where he claimed that Wrestling/StacyKeibler had told him that his jokes about [=Test=] actually led to them becoming a couple off-screen because [[InsultBackfire she actually felt sad for him]].

* One night, Triple H is needling Kurt Angle about crying during his Olympic win and making hilariously exaggerated sobbing noises over the footage, until Commissioner Foley comes out and seemingly shuts Hunter down, telling Kurt that "no one has more respect for what Angle did in the '96 Olympics than Commissioner Mick Foley! (Beat) But all the same, Triple H, let's take another look at that footage!" Cue both Hunter and Mick making goofy bawling noises, sounding like drunk wolves.

* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgXEwUus92M one shoot]], Foley describes his "lowest moment."

* In TNA, Wrestling/EricBischoff was about to shave Foley's head. Until Foley stopped him, slipped on Mr. Socko and hit him with a mandible claw. While Bischoff was KO'd, Foley turned the tables by shaving Bischoff. HilarityEnsues.

* From his second book, we bring you the Legend of the Penis Suplex. Mick Foley convinces notorious grump Hardcore Holly to help pull a prank on Al Snow in the middle of a ring at a house show. Everyone in the match is in on it as they set up Al Sow going against Holly. Holly goes for a vertical suplex in a way that yanks Snow's tights to the side, exposing him in front of everyone as he holds him in the air. And holds him. And holds him. By the time they let him down and he could finally cover up, even Al Snow was [[ActuallyPrettyFunny laughing at it]].

-->At some point, the Hundred Years War was [[http://prowrestling.wikia.com/wiki/Over over]]!

* In his book ''Have A Nice Day,'' Foley related a moment in WCW when he was booked to battle Wrestling/RonSimmons for the [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/wcw/wcw-h.html WCW World Heavyweight Title]]. Despite being booked to lose, obviously, Foley teased that they might see a new World Champion at the end of the night. Ole Anderson put it best: "Mick, I don't care if that fat bastard has a heart attack in the middle of the ring, you ''will'' pull him on top of you."

* His bit role in ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' as The Boulder, an AffectionateParody of The Rock.

* As part of the build to the Mankind-HHH match at ''Royal Rumble 2000'', DX had been, of course, making Mick look bad by having [[Characters/WWETagTeams Dennis "Mideon" Knight]] running around as "Fake Mankind." On the [[http://slashwrestling.com/raw/000110.html January 10th]] ''Raw,'' Mankind tied up Mideon to a chair in a dressing room. He then approached [[Wrestling/TerriPoch Tori (Terri Poch)]] in the hallway and mentioned how he was a good kisser and that there were "seventeen other things" he'd like to do to her "sweaty, heaving, voluptuous breasts" and slapped her on her ass. He told her to meet him in Room #3 and to "Bring a friend, there's plenty of Mankind to go around! Yeah!" Tori is speechless and, after the commercial break, she is MAD and power walking down the hall with '''[[Wrestling/{{Kane}} KANE]]''' by her side. Kane attacked Mideon, demolished him, threw him around and chased him up a stairwell, with Jim Ross saying, "Mick Foley's a genius!" In ''Foley Is Good'', he wrote how he was going to be able to say these things to Tori and slap her and he wouldn't get in trouble with his wife Colette.

* ''Royal Rumble 2012:'' The Mr. Socko vs [[Wrestling/SantinoMarella The Cobra]] face-off was fantastically stupid.