He's filthy and disgusting
Suspicious and untrusting
All blustery and gusting
And so very weighty
He thinks that he can rock out
With his magnificent cock out
This imagery you'll block out
Who's gonna blame you? Me?
He tries to fix the blunders
He think others labor under
It's really not a wonder
That he's-nick-named-Sha-dy — To the tune of
The Addams Family theme
Arrogant, fat, hairy, ugly, and utterly superior in every way, the
Real Slim Shadowen (the troper formerly known as Shadowen—sorry about the pun but it was the easiest way to make a
Wiki Word and I've used it on the interwubs before) is a god among editors, or perhaps a gremlin in the gears. With an horrific taste for puns, a pervert-sickening collection of sexual peccadilloes, and a knowledge of pop culture from 1970 on both broad and shallow (not unlike himself), he marauds the etherways of the innarblagospheratoobs, waylaying innocent netizens with howls of "You call that grammar?! How did you learn to
breathe, vermin? Is your lack of ability to know where to put spaces perhaps exacerbated by your lack of thumbs to hit the spacebar with, you protosimian?"
Fear him. Pity him. Respect him at your peril.
Stuff
Immune To
Vulnerable To
Example Of
Trope Pages Created
Trope Pages Suggested
Tropes Contributed To
(work in progress)
- Acceptable Targets
- Achilles Heel
- Affably Evil
- All Girls Want Bad Boys
- Alternate Character Interpretation
- Arc Welding
- Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence
- Author Appeal
- Author's Saving Throw
- Better Than It Sounds (Video Games)
- Bond Creatures
- Boxing Lesson
- Bring My Red Jacket
- Call a Rabbit a "Smeerp"
- Canon Discontinuity
- Celibate Hero
- Chaotic Good
- Chaotic Neutral
- Character Alignment
- Circle Of Extinction
- Cluster F-Bomb
- Cosmetic Award
- Couch Gag
- Crazy Awesome
- Crippling Overspecialization
- Crosses the Line Twice
- Crowning Moment of Awesome (Cartoon, Comic, Flim, TV, Video Game)
- Cutscene
- Dark Is Not Evil
- Darker and Edgier
- Dawson Casting
- Death by Sex
- Defenestrate and Berate
- Dis Continuity
- The Dog Shot First
- Door To Before
- Doppelgänger Spin
- Dual Wielding
- Dude, Where's My Respect?
- Dying Like Animals
- Dynamic Difficulty
- Artistic License - Chemistry
- Eleventh Hour Superpower
- Emergency Weapon
- The Empire
- Enemy Chatter
- Enemy Scan
- Escort Mission
- Everything Trying to Kill You
- Evolving Attack
- Executive Meddling
- Exploding Barrels
- Explosive Decompression
- Extended Disarming
- The Fair Folk
- Fake King
- Fantasy Gun Control
- Fate Worse than Death
- Feelies
- Fetish Fuel: Comic Books
- Fetish Fuel: Live Action TV
- Fetish Fuel: Video Games
- Fetish Fuel: Western Animation
- Final Speech
- Flying Brick
- Follow the Leader
- "Funny Aneurysm" Moment
- Future Me Scares Me
- Future Music
- Future Slang
- Gendercide
- Genius Bruiser
- Getting Crap Past the Radar
- Ghost in the Machine
- The Giant
- Giant Flyer
- Gondor Calls for Aid
- Good Hair, Evil Hair
- Grappling-Hook Pistol
- Guide Dang It
- Half-Human Hybrid
- Hobbits
- Hollywood Tactics
- Horny Devils
- Hot for Student
- Humongous Mecha
- I Meant to Do That
- Lampshaded Double Entendre
- Indulgent Fantasy Segue
- Insufferable Genius
- Intentionally Awkward Title
- Intercourse with You
- The Internet Is for Porn
- Interspecies Romance
- Jeopardy! Thinking Music
- Lawful Evil
- Lawful Good
- Lawful Neutral
- Leprechaun
- Limited Special Collector's Ultimate Edition
- Lock and Load Montage
- The Loins Sleep Tonight
- Love Makes You Evil
- Lowest Cosmic Denominator
- Luke, I Am Your Father
- Luke Nounverber
- Lysistrata Gambit
- Magic Feather
- Magic Music
- Malaproper
- Man, I Feel Like a Woman
- Mile-High Club
- The Modest Orgasm
- Modesty Bedsheet
- The Mole
- Moral Dissonance
- Most Common Superpower
- Mrs. Robinson
- Mummy
- Music Video Syndrome
- My Girl Is Not a Slut
- My Girl Is a Slut
- My Own Grampa
- Neutral Evil
- Neutral Good
- Nipple and Dimed
- No New Fashions In The Future
- No Waterproofing in the Future
- Offhand Backhand
- Omnidisciplinary Scientist
- One World Order
- Orphaned Punchline
- Our Demons Are Different
- Our Dragons Are Different
- Our Dwarves Are All the Same
- Our Elves Are Better
- Our Graphics Will Suck In The Future
- Our Orcs Are Different
- Overly-Long Name
- Panel Game
- Photographic Memory
- The Punishment
- Recycled In Space
- Rescued from the Scrappy Heap
- Sarcasm Failure
- Screaming Warrior
- Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness
- Sex Equals Love
- Sex for Product
- Sexy Shirt Switch
- Slouch of Villainy
- The Smurfette Principle
- Sorting Algorithm of Weapon Effectiveness
- Story Breaker Power
- Suicidal Overconfidence
- Super Soldier
- Suspiciously Specific Denial
- Take That
- The Talk
- Tele Frag
- That's No Moon
- There Are No Tents
- This Trope Will Change Your Life
- Thong of Shielding
- Timed Mission
- Title Drop
- Token Shipping
- Tomato Surprise
- Too Awesome to Use
- Too Dumb to Live
- Training from Hell
- True Neutral
- Turkey City Lexicon
- Turns Red
- Twofer Token Minority
- Unbreakable Weapons
- Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist
- Unusable Enemy Equipment
- Unusual Euphemism
- Useless Useful Stealth
- Use Item
- Videogame Historical Revisionism
- Videogame Stealing
- The Verse
- Wacky Wayside Tribe
- Waking Up At The Morgue
- Was It All a Lie?
- Weak Turret Gun
- The Web Always Existed
- We Will Not Use Stage Make-Up in the Future
- We Will Use Manual Labor in the Future
- What Do You Mean, It's Not Symbolic?
- White Dude, Black Dude
- Winged Humanoid
- Women In Refrigerators
- World's Strongest Man
- Wouldn't Hit a Girl
- Yum Yum
- Zero-G Spot
(work in progress)
Wild Mass Guessing
Headscratchers Contributions (work in progress)
People
Other
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