History Funny / MegasXLR

--> spoiler: '''Gorrath''': "Fire!"

* After dealing with a '''[[GeniusLoci giant planet with a monstrous maw]]''' [[CombatTentacles along with countless tentacles]], we have this sparkling gem from [[spoiler: Gorrath, whom we see from the beginning of the episode, has modified his ship to carry a [[WaveMotionBeam gigantic beam weapon]] on the underside of his ship begin the charging sequence as he is pissed off at being [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass defeated by Coop so many times]] that he's resorted to just destroying the planet instead of recovering their 'Prototype'. Just as it's about to fire, the remains of the aforementioned planet-sized creature, coupled with the classic "Pop Rocks & Soda" method that Coop used earlier to kill it, does tremendous damage to the ship, but also completely destroys their "Ultimate Planet Destroyer", [[RageQuit deeply infuriating Gorrath yet again.]]]]

--> [[spoiler: '''Gorrath''':]] "Fire!"

--> '''Gorrath Mook''': "Uhhhhhh... Sir...?

* After dealing with a '''[[GeniusLoci giant planet with a monstrous maw]]''' [[CombatTentacles along with countless tentacles]], we have this sparkling gem from [[spoiler: Gorrath, whom we see from the beginning of the episode, has modified his ship to carry a [[Wave-MotionBeam gigantic beam weapon]] on the underside of his ship begin the charging sequence as he is pissed off at being [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass defeated by Coop so many times]] that he's resorted to just destroying the planet instead of recovering their 'Prototype'. Just as it's about to fire, the remains of the aforementioned planet-sized creature, coupled with the classic "Pop Rocks & Soda" method that Coop used earlier to kill it, does tremendous damage to the ship, but also completely destroys their "Ultimate Planet Destroyer",

* Coop hits a button labeled [[AC: This Better Then]]

* Coop hits a button labeled [[AC: This Better Then]].*

'''Kiva''': *Glances back* {{Beat}} *smiles* Sure!
** What's especially hilarious is that the only reaction to the above is a bunch of kids running over to play in the water, oblivious to the killer robot.
*** Now imagine all of that being said in the voice of [[Creator/MichaelDorn Worf.]]

** The episode opens with Coop, Jamie, and Kiva watching a ''Battlebots'' ripoff in MEGAS' cockpit. Not one of them is impressed.

--> '''Coop:''' 'Brutal display of power'?

*** Even better is that the nerds controlling the bots are clearly Alex and his friends from ''WesternAnimation/{{Downtown}}''.

'''Coop:''' Just...tiny little legs.\\
*** During the climax fight against Magnanimous, who is stupidly controlling his mech as it's unprotected head, Coop "decapitates" him, separating Mag's from his robot.

** During the climax fight against Magnanimous, who is stupidly controlling his mech as it's unprotected head, Coop "decapitates" him, separating Mag's from his robot.
--> '''Magnanimous''': AHHH! IT HURTS!! -oh wait, no it doesnt- GAH! *is flung into the singularity*

* Coop's controls in MEGAS get their share, too, with the "Missiles" - "More Missiles" - "All The Missiles" combo, the "You heard him, folks - Super Destructor Mode" button, and one conveniently labeled "Five Minutes Left in the Show". But few have as much humor as this:

** One episode shows that Coop for some reason put in buttons saying "Destroy The World", "Smite The World", "Destroy The World WORSE" and "Save The World" (which is, of course, not installed yet)

* One episode has Coop end up getting captured by the Glorft after one of his ill-adviced modifications teleport him onto their mothership. Glorft has him captured and brought to the dungeons for the JackBauerInterogationTechnique - except, this being Coop, Glorft uses CoolAndUnusualPunishment instead, by tempting him with a Mega Slush, then smashing it when Coop refuses. Coop screams in agony like he's being disembowled.

** When Megas is upset to learn that Darklos was after Kiva rather than him, Kiva decides to cheer him up by lying that Darklos was after him all along.

* Also, Coop hates the [[AcceptableTargets DMV]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGjab76TJ3c We mean, REALLY hates it.]]

** Goat and Tiny see Mecha-Megas and think that Coop gave Megas a new paint job. Gorrath is not amused by their apparent intelligence.

* One episode opens with Coop, Jamie, and Kiva watching a ''Battlebots'' ripoff in MEGAS' cockpit. Not one of them is impressed.

** Even better is that the nerds controlling the bots are clearly Alex and his friends from {{''Downtown''}}.
* Coop's controls in MEGAS get their share, too, with the "Missiles" - "More Missiles" - "All The Missiles" combo, the "You heard him, folks - Super Destructor Mode" button, and one conveniently labeled "Five Minutes Left in the Show". But few have as much humor as this:
-->'''Coop:''' Well, maybe you'll like this better, then!\\
* Coop hits a button labeled [[AC: This Better Then]].*
** One episode shows that Coop for some reason put in buttons saying "Destroy The World", "Smite The World", "Destroy The World WORSE" and "Save The World" (which is, of course, not installed yet)
* Also, Coop hates the [[AcceptableTargets DMV]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGjab76TJ3c We mean, REALLY hates it.]]
* And finally, the second episode, which features [[Creator/BruceCampbell Bruce Freakin' Campbell]] as the villain, has one of the best lines ever:
--> '''Magnanimous:''' Now either you throw the fight or the redhead and the little girl get a taste of the (ominous voice) ''quantum singularity''!\\
['''DUN DUN DUN!''']\\
[Sudden flashback to Coop not paying attention at school]\\
'''Teacher:''' Mr. Cooplowski! Pay attention! One day you'll need to know what a quantum singularity is, and then you'll be sorry!\\
'''Young Coop:''' Yeah, right.\\
[Back to the present]\\
'''Coop:''' Is that bad?\\
'''Magnanimous:''' The quantum singularity? It's like a black hole but portable and with a cooler name.\\
'''Coop:''' Yeah, I guess that's... bad.
** The high point of that episode is the very end, when Coop defeats Magmanimous with a ''weapons grade karaoke machine''. It is so destructive that Coop has more security measures to activate it than his nukes. Jamie is horrified, saying that ''no one'' deserves this kind of punishment.
* It's ''got'' to be Coop emulating the [[strike:PowerRangers]] [[strike:Anime/ScienceNinjaTeamGatchaman]] S-force's CombiningMecha ability... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8cCyNp9fNo by shoving Megas's arms and legs up the rear ends of their mecha as they sob from the violation.]] Then having it ''[[CrazyAwesome work]]''.
* Magnanimous's introduction. 'Nuff said.

*** In his second appearance, Magnanimous has escaped the vortex, sporting a rather nasty scar over one eye, and blames Coop for his new disfigurement - a minor facial twitch. The scar is never adressed at all.

* Grrkek's FateWorseThanDeath. "I lerp you."

** Earlier in the episode, Coop and Georgie are trying to outcompete the other about who is the better gamer, with Coops impressive resume making Georgie look rather pale. Georgie finally "wins" by stating he's beaten the latest "Love Those Lurps" (nr 7!!) game. Coops disgusted reaction at Georgie playing games meant for toddlers is just hilarious.
* In the car show episode, Coop and his friend Tiny have a performance competition between Megas and Tiny's CoolCar. It gets funny because Tiny actually manages to TIE with Coop, because his car has finesse for some events that Megas doesnt, such as the Tractor Pull (Megas is too clumsy and just tears off the front bumper), and Stereo System (Tiny has more bass).

** Kiva and Jamie have a minor bonding moment while they're kept prisoner by the Glorft, and get along much better when they're back in Megas. Coop is a bit freaked out about how nice they're being to eachother.

---> '''REGIS MK-V:''' Stand aside or you will be struck down. ''[{{beat}}]'' Die then. ''[uses EyeBeams to slice off the top]'' You are no match for the superior tactical abilities of the REGIS MK-V!\\

* Megas is being blindly remote controlled by Jamie, so Megas is causing mass destruction and basically walking around mindlessly. The Glorft commander is looking at this with a [[http://dl.dropbox.com/u/516743/megas/Gorrath_shocked.PNG face of abject confusion.]] Then a little old lady in a car pulls up to an intersection as the light turns red. Megas takes a hit and plows across the intersection, leaving a massive trench in the street. The light turns green, and the little old lady drives ''right over the edge,'' complete with requisite scream.

** The high point of that episode is the very end, when Coop defeats Magmanimous with a ''weapons grade karaoke machine''. It is so destructive that Coop has more security measures to activate it than his nukes.

--> Kiva: Now if you excuse me, I have a destructive alien robot to examine.\\

* Grrkek's FateWorseThanDeath. "I lerp you."
--> '''Grrkek (after discovering that the Lerps just keep coming):''' "I demand you return me to my interdimensional prison!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q70UnH7OAHY A giant monster brags that he has the strength to destroy a thousand planets, and rhetorically asks Coop where he's going to start.]]

* The very circumstances as to how the robot got to early 2000s New Jersey in the first place - it landed in a junkyard in 1944 and sat under a pile of junk for 60 years - are bad enough, but Coop found it in the "$2.00" pile.

Coop: You want us to pick up you something (from the store)?\\
Kiva: [[SarcasmMode Yeah, a new time flux unit so I can get out of this neanderthal nightmare and go back to saving humanity's future]].\\
Coop: *awkwardly* Uh, I don't think they got that. {{Beat}} You want some beef jerk instead?\\
Kiva: *Glances back* {{Beat}} *smiles* Sure!

-->'''Gorrath:''' I must admit that your strategies are strange and cunning... but mostly strange.

*** Now imagine all of that being said in the voice of [[MichaelDorn Worf.]]

* Jamie and Kiva losing control of Megas and on a collision course with a Glorft carrier. One Glorft pilot looks at the other one and goes "I've always hated you." just before the whole thing explodes.

'''Goat''': ''(annoyed, strained)'' Two dollars.\\