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** Turned [[UpToEleven up to twenty-four]] when Gazzy imitates his voice: "[[FunetikAksent I vill now eat nine Snickers bahrs, visout bahfing]]."
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** Turned [[UpToEleven up to twenty-four]] twenty-four when Gazzy imitates his voice: "[[FunetikAksent I vill now eat nine Snickers bahrs, visout bahfing]]."
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--> Fang: [[MrSeahorse With any luck at all, I won't do either]].
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--> Fang: [[MrSeahorse [[MisterSeahorse With any luck at all, I won't do either]].
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* The Uber-Director's attempt to conduct the auction failing miserably. What should be a source of world-class {{Squick}} ends up being yet another source of world-class {{Narm}} instead. [[TropesAreNotBad But it's so freaking hilarious]]...
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* The Uber-Director's attempt to conduct the auction failing miserably. What should be a source of world-class {{Squick}} ends up being yet another source of world-class {{Narm}} instead. [[TropesAreNotBad [[Administrivia/TropesAreTools But it's so freaking hilarious]]...
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** The boys' entire stay in Los Angeles is just one [[CrowningMomentOfFunny CMoF]] after another.
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** The boys' entire stay in Los Angeles is just one [[CrowningMomentOfFunny CMoF]] after another.Angeles.
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--> Max: Decades of [[InsaneTrollLogic psycho logic]] picked apart in ten seconds by an eleven-year-old. [[TakeThat Take that]], modern science!
* Fang's IronicEcho to the Flyboys: "I am one of many! I am one of many! You have no idea!" Also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
* Fang's IronicEcho to the Flyboys: "I am one of many! I am one of many! You have no idea!" Also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
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--> Max: Decades of [[InsaneTrollLogic psycho logic]] picked apart in ten seconds by an eleven-year-old. [[TakeThat Take that]], TakeThat, modern science!
* Fang's IronicEcho to the Flyboys: "I am one of many! I am one of many! You have no idea!" Also doubles as aCrowningMomentOfAwesome.SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
* Fang's IronicEcho to the Flyboys: "I am one of many! I am one of many! You have no idea!" Also doubles as a
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** Fang putting "Jigsaw" in reverse.
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* [[BigNo The reaction to "Does anyone wanna sing 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall]], following the [[BigNo reaction to Max asking if they want Total to sit in the backseat of Jigsaw]].
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Linking to this page isn't supposed to happen any more, not even for YMMV examples. If it's in-universe, it's the Fetish trope.
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** Don't forget Iggy's reaction to Fang's [[FetishFuel incredibly visual descriptions]].
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** Don't forget Iggy's reaction to Fang's [[FetishFuel incredibly visual descriptions]].descriptions.
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[[folder:Meta]]
* The series gets occasional references in other Creator/JamesPatterson YA works. Especially Witch and Wizard, where a fleeting joke about kids with wings is made in the first book.
** The second book, The Gift, includes a Max Ride reference in the list of banned books, one of which is called "Ultimate Armstrong" and is said to have the same plot. Especially funny if you remember how Max claimed in Book 1 to have chosen her last name from the astronaut Sally Ride.
** Is it coincidence that W&W's Sasha is pretty much an {{Expy}} of Fang? I don't think so.
[[folder:Meta]]
* The series gets occasional references in other Creator/JamesPatterson YA works. Especially Witch and Wizard, where a fleeting joke about kids with wings is made in the first book.
** The second book, The Gift, includes a Max Ride reference in the list of banned books, one of which is called "Ultimate Armstrong" and is said to have the same plot. Especially funny if you remember how Max claimed in Book 1 to have chosen her last name from the astronaut Sally Ride.
** Is it coincidence that W&W's Sasha is pretty much an {{Expy}} of Fang? I don't think so.
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** One particular commenter asks whether a member of the flock would lay eggs or have children normally. Fang's response?
--> Fang: [[MrSeahorse With any luck at all, I won't do either]].
--> Fang: [[MrSeahorse With any luck at all, I won't do either]].
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* Iggy's introduction in the manga.
--> Iggy: (bumps into something off-screen) OW! (coming into view) Who moved the coffee table?
--> Max: (sheepish) Sorry, Iggy. The hallway just looked so empty.
--> Iggy: (flopping onto a couch) Well, warn me next time. Remember, I'm blind.
--> Max: (thinking) Then please act like you are.
** This is followed by him suggesting [[LethalChef Max will kill them all if she cooks.]]
--> Iggy: (bumps into something off-screen) OW! (coming into view) Who moved the coffee table?
--> Max: (sheepish) Sorry, Iggy. The hallway just looked so empty.
--> Iggy: (flopping onto a couch) Well, warn me next time. Remember, I'm blind.
--> Max: (thinking) Then please act like you are.
** This is followed by him suggesting [[LethalChef Max will kill them all if she cooks.]]
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--> How they realized she was a fake-Fang: She offered to cook breakfast.
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-->'''Max:''' Did you know that wasn't me, the other Max?\\
'''Fang:''' Yeah.\\
'''Max:''' When?\\
'''Fang:''' Right away.\\
'''Max:''' How? We look ''identical''. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?\\
'''Fang:''' She offered to cook breakfast.
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The cheesewizz moment is one of the funniest moments to come from the later books.
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** When Fang's Gang has a Cheese Whiz fight. "the gang burst through the door, howling and armed with… Cheez Whiz."
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* The series gets occasional references in other JamesPatterson YA works. Especially Witch and Wizard, where a fleeting joke about kids with wings is made in the first book.
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* The series gets occasional references in other JamesPatterson Creator/JamesPatterson YA works. Especially Witch and Wizard, where a fleeting joke about kids with wings is made in the first book.
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* Gazzy singing a WeirdAl song exactly like the original. And when you find out what the song is about...
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* Gazzy singing a WeirdAl Music/WeirdAlYankovic song exactly like the original. And when you find out what the song is about...
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--> Fang: She offered to cook breakfast.
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--> Fang: How they realized she was a fake-Fang: She offered to cook breakfast.
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* When Nudge wants to see the "[[TheMalaproper Loovra]]," Max refuses, saying "[[CallBack There isn't enough Valium in the world to get me in there]]."
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* When Nudge wants to see the "[[TheMalaproper "[[{{Malaproper}} Loovra]]," Max refuses, saying "[[CallBack There isn't enough Valium in the world to get me in there]]."
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* Nudge: "I wanna go see the [[TheMalaproper Eiffel Towel]]!"
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* Nudge: "I wanna go see the [[TheMalaproper [[{{Malaproper}} Eiffel Towel]]!"
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* "...Not in a box, not with a fox! No go to sleep, ''before I kill you''!"
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\"O-nay\" wasn\'t a made up word (well, it was, but), it was pig latin.
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--> Max: [[PerfectlyCromulentWord O-nay]].
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--> Max: [[PerfectlyCromulentWord [[PigLatin O-nay]].
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* When any of the flock tries to drive.
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* When any of the flock (more often than not Max or Fang) tries to drive.
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--> Max: Even Fang had winced at that last gear-grinding.
--> Max: Even Fang had winced at that last gear-grinding.
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* When any of the flock tries to drive.
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* Max's occasional use of BuffySpeak, as if to remind us that she is in fact a teenager. Or her more unique [[GoshDangItToHeck minced oaths]], such as "Holy mud" or "You are in deep sneakers."
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--> She made [[{{Moe}} Bambi eyes]] at me. You know I can't resist it when she does Bambi eyes.
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--> She made [[{{Moe}} [[PuppyDogEyes Bambi eyes]] at me. [[CutenessProximity You know I can't resist it when she does Bambi eyes.
eyes]].
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* It speaks volumes that, less than twenty pages into the final book, this is the last truly funny moment in the entire series. Goes to show how dark and dangerous the apocalypse truly is.
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* It speaks volumes that, less than twenty pages into the final book, this is the last truly funny moment in the entire series. Goes to show how [[DarkerAndEdgier dark and dangerous dangerous]] the apocalypse truly is.
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Final books! :D
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[[folder:Fang]]
* Just like "doppelganger" in the previous book, Max can't get [[AffablyEvil Dr. Gunther-Hagen's]] name right. Ever. Examples include "Dr. Gub-Hub," "Dr. Hunka-Munka," and (in reference to his suit) "Dr. Seersucker."
* Max's insistence on homeschooling the flock. Results [[MoodWhiplash alternate between hilarious and melancholy]].
* Max and Fang in Vegas. Especially given [[YoungerThanTheyLook how long it takes others to realize they're underage]].
* Angel turning up the mind-reading/mind-controlling on the Hollywood agents. We get the literary equivalent of a GilliganCut for extra laughter.
* Max's remark on the fact that Jeb is wearing a hospital gown after being shot. [[RhymesOnADime Yes, it's the kind with the peekaboo behind]].
* And finally, some of the unpublished blog entries and the crazy fan questions ("Do you smoke apples?") that follow up the epilogue. At least we get some giggles, which is a [[MoodWhiplash welcome relief]] considering the unexpected and extremely sad ending.
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[[folder:Angel]]
* Max: My obituary would read "killed by love." If I'd died, that is, and if I'd had such a smarmy obit. Which, please, spare me, I beg you.
* Yet another instance of Dylan provoking a total {{Squee}} bomb by making a public appearance with the rest of the flock.
* Fang's Gang. Especially the interactions between Ratchet and the girls. Especially-especially [[BelligerentSexualTension Ratchet and Kate]].
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[[folder:Nevermore]]
* Max yelling at Dylan to get ready for school...only to point out Max is still in her pajamas.
* It speaks volumes that, less than twenty pages into the final book, this is the last truly funny moment in the entire series. Goes to show how dark and dangerous the apocalypse truly is.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Meta]]
* The series gets occasional references in other JamesPatterson YA works. Especially Witch and Wizard, where a fleeting joke about kids with wings is made in the first book.
** The second book, The Gift, includes a Max Ride reference in the list of banned books, one of which is called "Ultimate Armstrong" and is said to have the same plot. Especially funny if you remember how Max claimed in Book 1 to have chosen her last name from the astronaut Sally Ride.
** Is it coincidence that W&W's Sasha is pretty much an {{Expy}} of Fang? I don't think so.
[[folder:Fang]]
* Just like "doppelganger" in the previous book, Max can't get [[AffablyEvil Dr. Gunther-Hagen's]] name right. Ever. Examples include "Dr. Gub-Hub," "Dr. Hunka-Munka," and (in reference to his suit) "Dr. Seersucker."
* Max's insistence on homeschooling the flock. Results [[MoodWhiplash alternate between hilarious and melancholy]].
* Max and Fang in Vegas. Especially given [[YoungerThanTheyLook how long it takes others to realize they're underage]].
* Angel turning up the mind-reading/mind-controlling on the Hollywood agents. We get the literary equivalent of a GilliganCut for extra laughter.
* Max's remark on the fact that Jeb is wearing a hospital gown after being shot. [[RhymesOnADime Yes, it's the kind with the peekaboo behind]].
* And finally, some of the unpublished blog entries and the crazy fan questions ("Do you smoke apples?") that follow up the epilogue. At least we get some giggles, which is a [[MoodWhiplash welcome relief]] considering the unexpected and extremely sad ending.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Angel]]
* Max: My obituary would read "killed by love." If I'd died, that is, and if I'd had such a smarmy obit. Which, please, spare me, I beg you.
* Yet another instance of Dylan provoking a total {{Squee}} bomb by making a public appearance with the rest of the flock.
* Fang's Gang. Especially the interactions between Ratchet and the girls. Especially-especially [[BelligerentSexualTension Ratchet and Kate]].
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[[folder:Nevermore]]
* Max yelling at Dylan to get ready for school...only to point out Max is still in her pajamas.
* It speaks volumes that, less than twenty pages into the final book, this is the last truly funny moment in the entire series. Goes to show how dark and dangerous the apocalypse truly is.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Meta]]
* The series gets occasional references in other JamesPatterson YA works. Especially Witch and Wizard, where a fleeting joke about kids with wings is made in the first book.
** The second book, The Gift, includes a Max Ride reference in the list of banned books, one of which is called "Ultimate Armstrong" and is said to have the same plot. Especially funny if you remember how Max claimed in Book 1 to have chosen her last name from the astronaut Sally Ride.
** Is it coincidence that W&W's Sasha is pretty much an {{Expy}} of Fang? I don't think so.
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Book 5! :D
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--> She made [[Moe Bambi eyes]] at me. You know I can't resist it when she does Bambi eyes.
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--> She made [[Moe [[{{Moe}} Bambi eyes]] at me. You know I can't resist it when she does Bambi eyes.
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* Jeb's face when Nudge is discovering her new magnetic ability "[[NoodleIncident looked the way it did on the day he found the frogs in the toilet]]."
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* Jeb's face when Nudge is discovering her new magnetic ability "[[NoodleIncident looked the way it did on the day he found found]] [[NoodleImplements the frogs in the toilet]]."
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* "[[AllegedCar Frankly, 'research vessel' seemed like a twenty-five-cent name for a ten-cent-boat]]."
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* "[[AllegedCar Frankly, 'research vessel' seemed like a twenty-five-cent name for a ten-cent-boat]].ten-cent boat]]."
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* Total unexpectedly growing wings.
* "Angel? Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digested fish, krill, and an oily substance from their fathers' stomachs. [[{{Squick}} Do you want to barf up a mixture of raw fish and krill into a baby penguin's cute, cheepingmouth? mouth]]? Like, every hour?"
* "Angel? Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digested fish, krill, and an oily substance from their fathers' stomachs. [[{{Squick}} Do you want to barf up a mixture of raw fish and krill into a baby penguin's cute, cheeping
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** "Unless your back is fourteen feet across, you are out of luck, my friend."
** "Fang. Just - Fang."
** "Fang. Just - Fang."
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* The meeting with the Hollywood agents. Full stop.
* "The color of my eyes is like barfed-up chocolate?"
* Dr. Martinez teaching Max to make a Mexican dish. [[LethalChef The flock, knowing Max is not known for five-star cooking, considers ordering a pizza]].
** The fact that Max is unable to fly at this point in the novel also causes her BerserkButton to be pushed a lot more easily.
* Max's romantically-induced brain fart:
--> This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: • It's very sad.
* "[[AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle Max-HIH-mum Ride]]."
--> Max: I-AM a dumb-bot!
* Max can't spell "doppelganger," so she tries several times, each time getting it hilariously wrong and crossing it out before settling for "look-alike."
* The flock's first encounter with the Navy. Must be seen to be believed.
** And, especially, the whole "BS" testing they have to go through. [[OverlyLongGag It should take several days at least, but the flock smashes all records and completes it in only one. And there are several chapters full of all the hilarious results.]]
* After Gazzy got stung by a man-o-war, Iggy "[[{{Squick}} offered to pee on him, but they said no]]."
* Max's reasons why boarding a sub is not a good thing:
--> 1. The flock are just about the most claustrophobic life-forms you would ever meet; and 2. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking We would be trapped in a small, relatively confined space ''with the Gasman'']].
** A major panic attack prompts suggestions that Max [[CallBack take some Valium so she can relax]].
*** "[[BigNo NO]]! Why does everyone keep wanting to drug a ''child?''"
* The [[HollywoodAtheist admittedly non-religious Max]] being forced to ride in a little submersible...with Gazzy, making her pray "to every deity [she] could think of" for Gazzy not to [[{{Gasshole}} let rip]].
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Yes, the Gaz-Ig-Nart technique seems to be neutralizing the enemy]]."
* [[DidWeJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu The Krelp]] [[{{Squick}} melting Mr. Chu's undersea dome with their body snot]].
** Gazzy is disappointed that he can't create snot bubbles that big.
* The Voice: "[[CaptainObvious Beware of Mr. Chu. And maybe Brigid]]."
--> Max: [[LampshadeHanging Maybe? I'd say, ''really.'' Wouldn't you]]?
[[folder:Max]]
* The meeting with the Hollywood agents. Full stop.
* "The color of my eyes is like barfed-up chocolate?"
* Dr. Martinez teaching Max to make a Mexican dish. [[LethalChef The flock, knowing Max is not known for five-star cooking, considers ordering a pizza]].
** The fact that Max is unable to fly at this point in the novel also causes her BerserkButton to be pushed a lot more easily.
* Max's romantically-induced brain fart:
--> This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: • It's very sad.
* "[[AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle Max-HIH-mum Ride]]."
--> Max: I-AM a dumb-bot!
* Max can't spell "doppelganger," so she tries several times, each time getting it hilariously wrong and crossing it out before settling for "look-alike."
* The flock's first encounter with the Navy. Must be seen to be believed.
** And, especially, the whole "BS" testing they have to go through. [[OverlyLongGag It should take several days at least, but the flock smashes all records and completes it in only one. And there are several chapters full of all the hilarious results.]]
* After Gazzy got stung by a man-o-war, Iggy "[[{{Squick}} offered to pee on him, but they said no]]."
* Max's reasons why boarding a sub is not a good thing:
--> 1. The flock are just about the most claustrophobic life-forms you would ever meet; and 2. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking We would be trapped in a small, relatively confined space ''with the Gasman'']].
** A major panic attack prompts suggestions that Max [[CallBack take some Valium so she can relax]].
*** "[[BigNo NO]]! Why does everyone keep wanting to drug a ''child?''"
* The [[HollywoodAtheist admittedly non-religious Max]] being forced to ride in a little submersible...with Gazzy, making her pray "to every deity [she] could think of" for Gazzy not to [[{{Gasshole}} let rip]].
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Yes, the Gaz-Ig-Nart technique seems to be neutralizing the enemy]]."
* [[DidWeJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu The Krelp]] [[{{Squick}} melting Mr. Chu's undersea dome with their body snot]].
** Gazzy is disappointed that he can't create snot bubbles that big.
* The Voice: "[[CaptainObvious Beware of Mr. Chu. And maybe Brigid]]."
--> Max: [[LampshadeHanging Maybe? I'd say, ''really.'' Wouldn't you]]?
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Book 4 - halfway there! :)
* "If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol."
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--> Max: Can we say "[[CatchPhrase sexist pig]] one more time?
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--> Max: Can we say "[[CatchPhrase sexist pig]] one more time?time?
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[[folder:The Final Warning]]
* Jeb's face when Nudge is discovering her new magnetic ability "[[NoodleIncident looked the way it did on the day he found the frogs in the toilet]]."
* The flock meeting Congress for the first time. That is all.
* Total: "[[BerserkButton I got bathed]]!"
* Reason #52 why Gazzy isn't the flock leader: he [[ItMakesSenseInContext dive-bombed the Pentagon]].
--> Max: No, Gazzy, don't! [[CaptainObvious It's a government building! They're even more paranoid than we are]]!
* Three chapters in a row featuring the Uber-Director are headed [[FunWithSubtitles Subterranean, Subterranean, Terranean]].
* "[[AllegedCar Frankly, 'research vessel' seemed like a twenty-five-cent name for a ten-cent-boat]]."
* Max feeling jealous of the [[MayDecemberRomance attention Dr. Brigid Dwyer is paying to Fang]].
* Iggy learning he can see whiteness.
--> Fang: Made Max wish she'd brushed her hair sometime in the last mouth.
* "Angel? Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digested fish, krill, and an oily substance from their fathers' stomachs. Do you want to barf up a mixture of raw fish and krill into a baby penguin's cute, cheeping mouth? Like, every hour?"
** "Sometimes my cold logic astounds even me."
* "Fangalator - U r the coolest. I want a tat of your wings on my back. Like, life size."
* [[EliteMook Goz]][[MechaMook en]] speaking to the flock for the first time: "[[WellIntentionedExtremist We are against global warming]]. [[InsaneTrollLogic Therefore we are violently opposed to your kind.]]
* The Uber-Director's attempt to conduct the auction failing miserably. What should be a source of world-class {{Squick}} ends up being yet another source of world-class {{Narm}} instead. [[TropesAreNotBad But it's so freaking hilarious]]...
--> Max: Uh, you okay, UD? Is it okay if I call you UD? (to Gozen) Is he okay? Does he need a feed bag hooked up or something?
** Especially (and do I mean ESPECIALLY) Gazzy's [[{{Gasshole}} nuclear fartage.]]
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[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Final Warning]]
* Jeb's face when Nudge is discovering her new magnetic ability "[[NoodleIncident looked the way it did on the day he found the frogs in the toilet]]."
* The flock meeting Congress for the first time. That is all.
* Total: "[[BerserkButton I got bathed]]!"
* Reason #52 why Gazzy isn't the flock leader: he [[ItMakesSenseInContext dive-bombed the Pentagon]].
--> Max: No, Gazzy, don't! [[CaptainObvious It's a government building! They're even more paranoid than we are]]!
* Three chapters in a row featuring the Uber-Director are headed [[FunWithSubtitles Subterranean, Subterranean, Terranean]].
* "[[AllegedCar Frankly, 'research vessel' seemed like a twenty-five-cent name for a ten-cent-boat]]."
* Max feeling jealous of the [[MayDecemberRomance attention Dr. Brigid Dwyer is paying to Fang]].
* Iggy learning he can see whiteness.
--> Fang: Made Max wish she'd brushed her hair sometime in the last mouth.
* "Angel? Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digested fish, krill, and an oily substance from their fathers' stomachs. Do you want to barf up a mixture of raw fish and krill into a baby penguin's cute, cheeping mouth? Like, every hour?"
** "Sometimes my cold logic astounds even me."
* "Fangalator - U r the coolest. I want a tat of your wings on my back. Like, life size."
* [[EliteMook Goz]][[MechaMook en]] speaking to the flock for the first time: "[[WellIntentionedExtremist We are against global warming]]. [[InsaneTrollLogic Therefore we are violently opposed to your kind.]]
* The Uber-Director's attempt to conduct the auction failing miserably. What should be a source of world-class {{Squick}} ends up being yet another source of world-class {{Narm}} instead. [[TropesAreNotBad But it's so freaking hilarious]]...
--> Max: Uh, you okay, UD? Is it okay if I call you UD? (to Gozen) Is he okay? Does he need a feed bag hooked up or something?
** Especially (and do I mean ESPECIALLY) Gazzy's [[{{Gasshole}} nuclear fartage.]]
[[/folder]]
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Add book 3! :)
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-> Clerk: Feeding a crowd?
-> Fang: Yes ma'am.
-> Max: (thinking) Yeah, him and all his split personalities.
-> Fang: Yes ma'am.
-> Max: (thinking) Yeah, him and all his split personalities.
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-> Max: They looked like starving orphan children. Hey! They ''were'' starving orphan children.
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-> Gazzy: I still wish you'd let me get "Bite Me" shaved into the back of my head.
-> Max: No.
-> Gazzy: Iggy got ''his'' ear pierced.
-> Max: ''[[GratuitousGerman Nein]].''
-> Gazzy: (imitating the stylist) But everyone does it!
-> Max: [[PerfectlyCromulentWord O-nay]].
-> Max: No.
-> Gazzy: Iggy got ''his'' ear pierced.
-> Max: ''[[GratuitousGerman Nein]].''
-> Gazzy: (imitating the stylist) But everyone does it!
-> Max: [[PerfectlyCromulentWord O-nay]].
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-> Fang: I can't take you ''anywhere.''
-> Max: (narrating) I so wish he [[JustAFleshWound weren't all banged up]] - so I could whack him.
-> Max: (narrating) I so wish he [[JustAFleshWound weren't all banged up]] - so I could whack him.
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-> She made [[Moe Bambi eyes]] at me. You know I can't resist it when she does Bambi eyes.
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-> Iggy: So, Fnick, can I change the channel? There's a game on.
-> Fang: Make yourself at home, Figgy.
-> Fang: Make yourself at home, Figgy.
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-> Max: Excuse me, sexist piglet?
-> Nudge: Yeah. Like, I'm too much of a cream puff to sleep on the floor?
-> Nudge: Yeah. Like, I'm too much of a cream puff to sleep on the floor?
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--> Nudge: Yeah. Like, I'm too much of a cream puff to sleep on the floor?
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-> Total: Yeah. So? It's not like I lied about it. Between you and me, I'm still trying to get used to the whole flying-kid thing.
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-> Mom will try to keep Aunt Phyllis away from the liquor, [[INeedAFreakingDrink but it won't work]].
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-> Fang: She offered to cook breakfast.
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[[folder:Saving The World And Other Extreme Sports]]
* Gazzy singing a WeirdAl song exactly like the original. And when you find out what the song is about...
--> Nudge: ''Enough'' with the constipation song.
* Total making a little suggestion: "Let's lift some cards. We could play Texas Hold 'Em. I would kick your butts."
** Which makes Angel wonder how Total could play cards when he has no fingers or thumbs. Unless...?
* Max's dopey profession of love to Fang while under the influence of Valium. This, along with the final result of Max's [[ItMakesSenseInContext chip-removing microsurgery]] leads to a truly epic MoodWhiplash and HumiliationConga combination attack.
** And, later, when Fang delivers an IronicEcho:
--> Max: [[AtomicFBomb My shriek of appalled rage]] could have been heard in California, or maybe Hawaii.
* [[MadScientist Roland ter Borcht]]. Perhaps the biggest source of {{Narm}} in the entire series. Seriously, just read his lines out loud in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger accent. You. Will. Die. ROFLing.
** Turned [[UpToEleven up to twenty-four]] when Gazzy imitates his voice: "[[FunetikAksent I vill now eat nine Snickers bahrs, visout bahfing]]."
* An [[BeleagueredAssistant Itex underling]] comes to take away Iggy and Gazzy for extra tests during the whole MindScrew incarceration period. Thirteen words: "Now, skedaddle on out of here, before we turn you into a doorstop."
* Fang really doesn't want to have an EnemyMine with Ari...
--> Fang: Choose now. ''Me or him.''
--> Max: [[SarcasmMode Gosh, Fang, you romantic fool]]. How incredibly [[CatchPhrase sexist-pig]] of you.
--> Fang: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Not as a boyfriend, you idiot]]!
* Nudge: "I wanna go see the [[TheMalaproper Eiffel Towel]]!"
* Max decides to save the girls and Ari a little energy by having them fly to England...on a plane.
--> Total: [[LampshadeHanging Isn't that]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment redundant]]?
* Since "[[AllMenArePerverts they're all guys here]]," Fang complies with Iggy's request to describe the hot beach bunnies, knowing that were Max there they'd get slammed for being [[CatchPhrase sexist pigs]].
** Don't forget Iggy's reaction to Fang's [[FetishFuel incredibly visual descriptions]].
** The boys' entire stay in Los Angeles is just one [[CrowningMomentOfFunny CMoF]] after another.
* The responses from kids visiting Fang's blog. Grammar optional.
* When Nudge wants to see the "[[TheMalaproper Loovra]]," Max refuses, saying "[[CallBack There isn't enough Valium in the world to get me in there]]."
* Max and company spot the infamous Max II, as well as [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Nudge II and Angel II]]!
** And Total is so offended that he didn't get a clone.
* Nudge points out that there shouldn't be prisons in the new "perfect world."
--> Max: Decades of [[InsaneTrollLogic psycho logic]] picked apart in ten seconds by an eleven-year-old. [[TakeThat Take that]], modern science!
* Fang's IronicEcho to the Flyboys: "I am one of many! I am one of many! You have no idea!" Also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
* And, in the end, the boys request souvenirs from Europe...
--> Iggy: Yeah! Like, a French ''girl!''
--> Max: Can we say "[[CatchPhrase sexist pig]] one more time?
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[[folder:General]]
* Anytime Angel reads someone's mind, and then proceeds to spout off their embarrassing thoughts.
* Anytime Gazzy lets off one of his notorious farts. Especially Max's reactions to said notorious farts.
* Nudge's endless motormouth.
* [[DeadpanSnarker The three oldest flock members]].
* Anything Total says or does.
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[[folder:The Angel Experiment]]
* Max, upon seeing Ella being harassed by gang members:
-> Don't even get me started on the whole Y chromosome thing. I live with three guys, remember? They're three of the ''good'' ones, and they're still obnoxious as all get out.
* Ari getting sprayed with green paint by Nudge. Even better when, next time he appears, it still hasn't come off.
* Max's reaction to her first bite of fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies. And her fetish-y drive to look for another cookie that's anywhere near as delicious.
* The fast-food restaurant in the desert.
-> Clerk: Feeding a crowd?
-> Fang: Yes ma'am.
-> Max: (thinking) Yeah, him and all his split personalities.
** And, of course, when [[BigEater the flock is scarfing down hot delicious fast food]]:
-> Max: They looked like starving orphan children. Hey! They ''were'' starving orphan children.
* The entire scene at the Garden Tavern. Full. Freaking. Stop.
* "I shot him the bird. [[DontExplainTheJoke Get it? I shot him the -]] [[LampshadeHanging Never mind]]."
* This little argument when the flock is getting made over:
-> Gazzy: I still wish you'd let me get "Bite Me" shaved into the back of my head.
-> Max: No.
-> Gazzy: Iggy got ''his'' ear pierced.
-> Max: ''[[GratuitousGerman Nein]].''
-> Gazzy: (imitating the stylist) But everyone does it!
-> Max: [[PerfectlyCromulentWord O-nay]].
* The schizo hacker fleeing Max and company in fright (the second time).
-> Fang: I can't take you ''anywhere.''
-> Max: (narrating) I so wish he [[JustAFleshWound weren't all banged up]] - so I could whack him.
* Angel getting to keep Total, and Fang's reasoning to Max:
-> She made [[Moe Bambi eyes]] at me. You know I can't resist it when she does Bambi eyes.
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[[folder:School's Out - Forever]]
* The flock's encounter with the FBI at the hospital.
* Max forgetting that Fang is going by the fake name of Nick.
-> Iggy: So, Fnick, can I change the channel? There's a game on.
-> Fang: Make yourself at home, Figgy.
* The reactions to Gazzy's suggestion that the girls take the extra bed.
-> Max: Excuse me, sexist piglet?
-> Nudge: Yeah. Like, I'm too much of a cream puff to sleep on the floor?
* [[TheReveal Total can talk!]]
-> Total: Yeah. So? It's not like I lied about it. Between you and me, I'm still trying to get used to the whole flying-kid thing.
* [[ArtisticLicenseBiology Total getting coffee served in his doggie dish]].
* The angry, LargeHam known as Headmaster Pruitt.
** And Gazzy's imitation of Pruitt on the way home from school.
* Sam's description of "hell dinner" to Max.
-> Mom will try to keep Aunt Phyllis away from the liquor, [[INeedAFreakingDrink but it won't work]].
* Disney World.
* The [[AllegedCar patchwork Toyota Echo]].
* Clone!Max's first encounter with the flock. She's very shocked that [[LethalChef Original!Max doesn't do the cooking]].
-> Fang: She offered to cook breakfast.
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* Anytime Angel reads someone's mind, and then proceeds to spout off their embarrassing thoughts.
* Anytime Gazzy lets off one of his notorious farts. Especially Max's reactions to said notorious farts.
* Nudge's endless motormouth.
* [[DeadpanSnarker The three oldest flock members]].
* Anything Total says or does.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Angel Experiment]]
* Max, upon seeing Ella being harassed by gang members:
-> Don't even get me started on the whole Y chromosome thing. I live with three guys, remember? They're three of the ''good'' ones, and they're still obnoxious as all get out.
* Ari getting sprayed with green paint by Nudge. Even better when, next time he appears, it still hasn't come off.
* Max's reaction to her first bite of fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies. And her fetish-y drive to look for another cookie that's anywhere near as delicious.
* The fast-food restaurant in the desert.
-> Clerk: Feeding a crowd?
-> Fang: Yes ma'am.
-> Max: (thinking) Yeah, him and all his split personalities.
** And, of course, when [[BigEater the flock is scarfing down hot delicious fast food]]:
-> Max: They looked like starving orphan children. Hey! They ''were'' starving orphan children.
* The entire scene at the Garden Tavern. Full. Freaking. Stop.
* "I shot him the bird. [[DontExplainTheJoke Get it? I shot him the -]] [[LampshadeHanging Never mind]]."
* This little argument when the flock is getting made over:
-> Gazzy: I still wish you'd let me get "Bite Me" shaved into the back of my head.
-> Max: No.
-> Gazzy: Iggy got ''his'' ear pierced.
-> Max: ''[[GratuitousGerman Nein]].''
-> Gazzy: (imitating the stylist) But everyone does it!
-> Max: [[PerfectlyCromulentWord O-nay]].
* The schizo hacker fleeing Max and company in fright (the second time).
-> Fang: I can't take you ''anywhere.''
-> Max: (narrating) I so wish he [[JustAFleshWound weren't all banged up]] - so I could whack him.
* Angel getting to keep Total, and Fang's reasoning to Max:
-> She made [[Moe Bambi eyes]] at me. You know I can't resist it when she does Bambi eyes.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:School's Out - Forever]]
* The flock's encounter with the FBI at the hospital.
* Max forgetting that Fang is going by the fake name of Nick.
-> Iggy: So, Fnick, can I change the channel? There's a game on.
-> Fang: Make yourself at home, Figgy.
* The reactions to Gazzy's suggestion that the girls take the extra bed.
-> Max: Excuse me, sexist piglet?
-> Nudge: Yeah. Like, I'm too much of a cream puff to sleep on the floor?
* [[TheReveal Total can talk!]]
-> Total: Yeah. So? It's not like I lied about it. Between you and me, I'm still trying to get used to the whole flying-kid thing.
* [[ArtisticLicenseBiology Total getting coffee served in his doggie dish]].
* The angry, LargeHam known as Headmaster Pruitt.
** And Gazzy's imitation of Pruitt on the way home from school.
* Sam's description of "hell dinner" to Max.
-> Mom will try to keep Aunt Phyllis away from the liquor, [[INeedAFreakingDrink but it won't work]].
* Disney World.
* The [[AllegedCar patchwork Toyota Echo]].
* Clone!Max's first encounter with the flock. She's very shocked that [[LethalChef Original!Max doesn't do the cooking]].
-> Fang: She offered to cook breakfast.
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