History Funny / MarzGurl

--> MG: He was showing kindness by giving it to you, and ''you'' showed kindness by ''saving him from'' '''''certain death''''' and restoring peace to the country. '''Keep the ring.'''

--->'''[=MarzGurl=]''': Not only does the car have lips, but it has an ''ass'', too. Yes, ''an '''ass''' on a car''. *beat* [[DespairEventHorizon I think I'm gonna cry]].

-->'''He-Man''': Oh for the love of god Cringer, I'm not in the mood for your [[ThunderCats Snarf]] crap okay?

* [=MarzGurl=] admits in her ''WesternAnimation/{{Thumbelina}}'' review that even though she dislikes "Marry the Mole," she doesn't agree with people who call it the worst movie song ever, because she finished watching ''Rock-A-Doodle'' before putting on this movie. She then plays a clip in which the Grand Duke and his minions sing about the dying batteries in Chanticleer's friends' flashlight.

* To show how overly-bearing the narration in ''RockADoodle'' is, she has a friend do similar narration over good movies like ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'' and ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''.

* No love for the ''CoolWorld'' crossover with [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]? Why the f*ck not? There's the whole beginning of the thing, the [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment random sequences]] (mostly involving [[EverythingsBetterWithPlushies plush toys]]), and:

* "''TheLandBeforeTime 2: ElectricBoogaloo''. Sorry, ''The Great Valley Adventure''"

* [=MarzGurl's=] review of ''Manga/ArcadeGamerFubuki'', a blatant promotion show of Sega games in form of an anime, has her theorizing that the MysteriousProtector character Mr. Mystery, who only wears a thong and a mask, dangerously accompanying a little girl (with lots of PantyShot stuffs) to be [[SegaSaturn Segata Sanshiro]]. Cue to Mr. Mystery's goofy entrance accompanied with Segata Sanshiro's theme and Sanshiro himself saying "Sega Saturn!".

* [=MarzGurl's=] review of ''ArcadeGamerFubuki'', a blatant promotion show of Sega games in form of an anime, has her theorizing that the MysteriousProtector character Mr. Mystery, who only wears a thong and a mask, dangerously accompanying a little girl (with lots of PantyShot stuffs) to be [[SegaSaturn Segata Sanshiro]]. Cue to Mr. Mystery's goofy entrance accompanied with Segata Sanshiro's theme and Sanshiro himself saying "Sega Saturn!".
** Also out of ''ArcadeGamerFubuki'', where she says something along the lines of "you probably won't like this character much. [[BuxomIsBetter Unless you like boobs]]. Then you'll like her a lot."

--->'''MarzGurl''': Not only does the car have lips, but it has an ''ass'', too. Yes, ''an '''ass''' on a car''. *beat* [[DespairEventHorizon I think I'm gonna cry]].

* From her BartokTheMagnificent review:

* Her review of TitanAE with ThatSciFiGuy.

-->'''That Sci-Fi Guy''': Does have a [[DungeonsAndDragons bag of holding]]?

* [=MarzGurl's=] computer is busted. So how will she review ''WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse''? With [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/ir/marzgurl/sketches/35115-marzgurls-crayon-recreation-he-man-and-the-masters-of-the-universe crayons!]]

* [=MarzGurl=] admits in her ''WesternAnimation/{{Thumbelina}}'' review that even though she dislikes "Marry the Mole," she doesn't agree with people who call it the worst movie song ever, because she finished watching ''Rock-A-Doodle'' before putting on this movie. She then plays a clip in which the Grand Duke and his minions sing about the dying batteries Chanticleer's friends' flashlight.

* To show how overly-bearing the narration in ''RockADoodle'' is, she has a friend do similar narration over good movies like ''[[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Beauty and the Beast]]'' and ''{{Shrek}}''

* [=MarzGurl's=] entry for The Search For the Nostalgia Chick, a review of ''Film/TheLastUnicorn'', includes a part where [=MarzGurl=] dons a long, silver wig and lip-syncs to the SoBadItsGood "Now That I'm a Woman".

* Her Crayon Recreation of ''WesternAnimation/{{Jem}}'' provides nothing but laughs from beginning to end, and features an ending that presumably differs from that of the show. [[spoiler: Synergy becomes disgusted with Jerrica dating Rio as two different girls, as well as Jerrica apparently having no problems with the possibility that Rio feels okay with cheating on her, so Synergy self-destructs.]]

* [=MarzGurl's=] entry for The Search For the Nostalgia Chick, a review of ''Film/TheLastUnicorn'', includes a part where [=MarzGurl=] dons a long, silver wig and lip-syncs to the SoBadItsGood "Now That I'm a Woman".

* Out of her review of ''BeautyAndWarrior''. the shot where she shouts, "OH MY GOD, ANIME!" while the camera zooms in and out.

-->'''That Sci-Fi Guy''': Is he a [[DoctorWho Time Lord]]?

* Her Crayon Recreation of ''WesternAnimation/{{Jem}}'' provides nothing but laughs from beginning to end, and features an ending that presumably differs from that of the show. [[spoiler: Synergy becomes disgusted with Jerrica dating Rio as two different girls, while also having no problems with Rio possibly feeling okay with cheating on her, so Synergy self-destructs.]]

* Her Crayon Recreation of ''WesternAnimation/{{Jem}}'' provides nothing but laughs from beginning to end, and features an ending that presumably differs from that of the show. [[spoiler: Synergy becomes disgusted with Jerrica dating Rio as two different girls, and having no problems with Rio possibly feeling okay with cheating on her, so Synergy self-destructs.]]

* [=MarzGurl's=] computer is busted. So how will she review [[HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse He-Man and the Masters of the Universe?]] With [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/ir/marzgurl/sketches/35115-marzgurls-crayon-recreation-he-man-and-the-masters-of-the-universe crayons!]]
--> Cringer: B-b-b-but Adam, I'm too scared to fight Skeletor!
--> He-Man: Oh for the love of god Cringer, I'm not in the mood for your [[ThunderCats Snarf]] crap okay?

* No love for the ''CoolWorld'' crossover with [[WebOriginal/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]? Why the f*ck not? There's the whole beginning of the thing, the [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment random sequences]] (mostly involving [[EverythingsBetterWithPlushies plush toys]]), and:

* Her [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/ir/marzgurl/reviews/31283-translation-terrors-of-ali-baba-a-the-gold-raiders entire review]] of ''AliBabaAndTheGoldRaiders''.

* No love for the CoolWorld crossover with {{Linkara}}? Why the f*ck not? There's the whole beginning of the thing, the [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment random sequences]] (mostly involving [[EverythingsBetterWithPlushies plush toys]]), and: