Line #12 Funny/MarzGurl


1	* [=MarzGurl's=] entry for The Search For the Nostalgia Chick, a review of ''WesternAnimation/TheLastUnicorn'', includes a part where [=MarzGurl=] dons a long, silver wig and lip-syncs to the SoBadItsGood "Now That I'm a Woman".
2	** Also, [=MarzGurl=] throwing her cat out of her house because it can't TalkLikeAPirate.
3	** [=MarzGurl=] wondering if she can attract boys by learning how to sing and kiss at the same time, like Prince Liir and Lady Amalthea appear to do in a short scene.
4	* [=MarzGurl's=] review of ''Manga/ArcadeGamerFubuki'', a blatant promotion show of Sega games in form of an anime, has her theorizing that the MysteriousProtector character Mr. Mystery, who only wears a thong and a mask, dangerously accompanying a little girl (with lots of PantyShot stuffs) to be Advertising/SegataSanshiro. Cue to Mr. Mystery's goofy entrance accompanied with Segata Sanshiro's theme and Sanshiro himself saying "Sega Saturn!".
5	** Also out of ''Arcade Gamer Fubuki'', where she says something along the lines of "you probably won't like this character much. [[BuxomBeautyStandard Unless you like boobs]]. Then you'll like her a lot."
6	* No love for the ''Film/CoolWorld'' crossover with [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]? Why the f*ck not? There's the whole beginning of the thing, the [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment random sequences]] (mostly involving plush toys), and:
7	-->'''[=MarzGurl=]''': Not only does the car have lips, but it has an ''ass'', too. Yes, ''an '''ass''' on a car''. beat [[DespairEventHorizon I think I'm gonna cry]].
8	* Out of her review of ''Animation/BeautyAndWarrior''. the shot where she shouts, "OH MY GOD, ANIME!" while the camera zooms in and out.
9	** The ending - she tries to use meditation to go back in time and get the dollar back - since most will agree the movie wasn't even worth that - but instead winds up in the purple colon title. Prompting her to turn around and scream "NOOOOOO!!!"
10	* [=MarzGurl=] vs. The Four Horsemen Burger. She and two of her friends attempt to eat a burger that is so hot you can't touch it without gloves. HilarityEnsues.
11	** Especially seeing as Marzgurl handled herself better than the two boys did with eating it.
12	* "''WesternAnimation/TheLandBeforeTime 2: [[OddlyNamedSequel2ElectricBoogaloo Electric Boogaloo]]''. Sorry, ''The Great Valley Adventure''"
13	* YMMV, but anything with Juno the Sorceress.
14	* Her [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i35vL6qN7VY entire review]] of ''Animation/AliBabaAndTheGoldRaiders''.
15	* To show how overly-bearing the narration in ''WesternAnimation/RockADoodle'' is, she has a friend do similar narration over good movies like ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast'' and ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''.
16	* [=MarzGurl=] admits in her ''WesternAnimation/{{Thumbelina\|1994}}'' review that even though she dislikes "Marry the Mole," she doesn't agree with people who call it the worst movie song ever, because she finished watching ''Rock-A-Doodle'' before putting on this movie. She then plays a clip in which the Grand Duke and his minions sing about the dying batteries in Chanticleer's friends' flashlight.
17	* From her ''WesternAnimation/BartokTheMagnificent'' review:
18	--> '''[=MarzGurl=]:''' He was showing kindness by giving it to you, and ''you'' showed kindness by ''saving him from '''certain death''''' and restoring peace to the country. '''Keep the ring.'''
19	* Her review of ''WesternAnimation/TitanAE'' with WebVideo/ThatSciFiGuy.
20	** When Cale pulls out a rag he wasn't holding:
21	-->'''That Sci-Fi Guy''': Why does he have a rag?
22	-->'''Marz Gurl''': Where did it come from?
23	-->'''That Sci-Fi Guy''': Does have a [[TableTopGame/DungeonsAndDragons bag of holding]]?
24	-->'''Marz Gurl''': Is there, like, a PocketDimension instead his jacket?
25	-->'''That Sci-Fi Guy''': Is he a [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lord]]?
26	** Dr. Wiki's sudden appearance, especially That Sci-Fi Guy's reaction.
27	-->'''That Sci-Fi Guy''': Dr. Wiki? What, [[StalkerWithoutACrush do you just follow me everywhere]]?
28	* [=MarzGurl's=] computer is busted. So how will she review ''WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983''? With [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-mj6UUADx8 crayons!]]
29	-->'''Cringer''': B-b-b-but Adam, I'm too scared to fight Skeletor!
30	-->'''He-Man''': Oh for the love of god Cringer, I'm not in the mood for your [[WesternAnimation/{{ThunderCats\|1985}} Snarf]] crap okay?
31	* Her Crayon Recreation of ''WesternAnimation/{{Jem}}'' provides nothing but laughs from beginning to end.
32	-->I'm Jem, of Jem and the Holograms. And nobody knows it, but I'm a little bit like Franchise/{{Batman}}! The truth is, I'm really Jerrica Benton, owner of Starlight Music, and {{my parents are dead}}!
33	** The ending differs from that of the show. Synergy becomes disgusted with Jerrica dating Rio as two different girls, as well as Jerrica apparently having no problems with the possibility that Rio feels okay with cheating on her, so Synergy self-destructs.

Context Funny / MarzGurl