History Funny / MajorPayne

1st Oct '15 2:56:56 PM Gitman
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--> '''Tiger:''' "Major Payne just terminated that monster with extreme prejudice!"
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--> '''Tiger:''' "Major Payne just terminated that monster bad man with extreme prejudice!"
14th May '15 8:46:45 PM AFP
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--> '''General Decker:''' "Sorry Major. There's no-one left. You've killed them all."
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--> '''General Decker:''' "Sorry Major. There's no-one left. [[NoPlaceForMeThere You've killed them all." ]]"
12th Mar '15 3:24:49 PM justanotherrandomlurker
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* Payne putting his cadets through push-ups, and teaching them how he "rhymes military style." -->'''Payne:''' One! Don't you feel dumb?! Two! Look at you! Three! Don't you never make no jokes about me behind my back again otherwise I'll stomp all your heads into the ground!
31st Dec '14 10:11:40 AM ChaoticNovelist
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--> '''Major Payne:''' "Nope. ''*[[AssShove Shoves gun between leaders buttcheeks]]*'' But I can clean your colon out quicker than one of them burritos with extra guacamole sauce."
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--> '''Major Payne:''' "Nope. ''*[[AssShove Shoves gun between leaders leader's buttcheeks]]*'' But I can clean your colon out quicker than one of them burritos with extra guacamole sauce."

* Payne shows his "nurturing" side when he confronts the alleged bad man in Tiger's closet.
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* Payne shows his "nurturing" side when he confronts the alleged bad man monster in Tiger's closet.

--> '''Tiger:''' "Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice!" * Major Payne imagines an idealistic life with Emily as his wife, Tiger his son and even a nice white picket fence. His family barbecue is suddenly interrupted by a Vietcong assassin and Payne has to dispatch him using the BBQ grill. Then he tosses his body into the kiddie pool, prompting a casual ''"Oh you!"'' reaction from Emily. [[EverybodyLaughsEnding They all laugh]]. At non point [[DissonantSerenity does the tone]] or [[SoundtrackDissonance music change]].
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--> '''Tiger:''' "Major Payne just terminated that bad man monster with extreme prejudice!" * Major Payne imagines an idealistic life with Emily as his wife, Tiger his son and even a nice white picket fence. His family barbecue is suddenly interrupted by a Vietcong assassin and Payne has to dispatch him using the BBQ grill. Then he tosses his body into the kiddie pool, prompting a casual ''"Oh you!"'' reaction from Emily. [[EverybodyLaughsEnding They all laugh]]. At non no point [[DissonantSerenity does the tone]] or [[SoundtrackDissonance music change]].
5th Dec '14 1:33:27 PM ironballs16
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* Major Payne imagines an idealistic life with Emily as his wife, Tiger his son and even a nice white picket fence. His family barbecue is suddenly interrupted by a Vietcong assassin and Payne has to dispatch him using the BBQ grill. Then he tosses his body into the kiddie pool, prompting a casual ''"Oh you!"'' reaction from Emily. They all laugh. At non point does the tone or music change.
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* Major Payne imagines an idealistic life with Emily as his wife, Tiger his son and even a nice white picket fence. His family barbecue is suddenly interrupted by a Vietcong assassin and Payne has to dispatch him using the BBQ grill. Then he tosses his body into the kiddie pool, prompting a casual ''"Oh you!"'' reaction from Emily. [[EverybodyLaughsEnding They all laugh. laugh]]. At non point [[DissonantSerenity does the tone tone]] or [[SoundtrackDissonance music change.change]].
12th Sep '14 6:38:29 AM ChaoticNovelist
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* Major Payne imagines an idealistic life with Emily as his wife, Tiger his son and even a nice white picket fence. His family barbecue is suddenly interrupted by Vietcong assassin however and Payne has to dispatch him using the BBQ grill. Prompting a casual ''"Oh you!"'' reaction from Emily when he tosses his body into the kiddie pool.
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* Major Payne imagines an idealistic life with Emily as his wife, Tiger his son and even a nice white picket fence. His family barbecue is suddenly interrupted by a Vietcong assassin however and Payne has to dispatch him using the BBQ grill. Prompting Then he tosses his body into the kiddie pool, prompting a casual ''"Oh you!"'' reaction from Emily when he tosses his body into Emily. They all laugh. At non point does the kiddie pool.tone or music change.
19th Jul '13 10:19:02 PM HarryLovesHermione
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-->'''Payne:''' Looks like you and your canine friend have a little attitudinal readjustment problem. I'ma fix that up quick, fast and in a hurry.
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-->'''Payne:''' Looks like you and your canine friend Cujo have a little attitudinal readjustment problem. I'ma fix that up quick, fast and in a hurry.
13th Jul '13 11:29:04 AM anonexistentuser
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--> '''Major Payne:''' "If he's still in there, he aint happy."
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--> '''Major Payne:''' "If he's still in there, he aint ain't happy."
13th Jul '13 11:28:31 AM anonexistentuser
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--> '''Major Payne:''' "Oh, that's my little incentive program. These boys have to earn their do... their hair-do that is. [[EvilLaugh Heh, Heh, Heh]]."
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--> '''Major Payne:''' "Oh, that's my little incentive program. These boys have to earn their do...due... their hair-do that is. [[EvilLaugh Heh, Heh, Heh]]."
25th Jun '13 11:33:45 AM ThunderstreakMan
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** '''"DUR YES DUR"!!!'''
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** '''"DUR YES DUR"!!!'''DUR!!!"'''
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