History Funny / Lockout

--> '''Langral:''' "What happened in that motel room?"
--> '''Snow:''' "Ah...it was coupon night and I was trampolining your wife."
-->''*PUNCH TO THE FACE*''
--> '''Langral:''' You're a real comedian, arent you Snow?
--> '''Snow:''' "Why I guess that's why they call it a punchline."
-->''*PUNCH TO THE FACE**''
--> '''Langral:''' "You don't like me, do you?"
--> '''Snow:''' "Don't flatter yourself. I don't like anybody."
--> '''Langral:''' "With that attitude I can see why nobody likes you."
--> '''Snow:''' "Oh c'mon, people love me. Just ask your wife."
-->''*PUNCH TO THE FACE*''

--> '''Hydell:''' "That's a case of mistaken identity."
--> '''Emilie:''' "Fifty-three counts?"
--> '''Hydell:''' "I've a very familiar face."
** [[http://www.imdb.com/media/rm253604608/tt1592525 This is the face in question]].

--> '''Henry Shaw:''' "We could send in one man. One man with one very specific order. To get Emilie Warnock out."
--> '''President Warnock:''' "Who?"
--> ''*GilliganCut*''
--> '''Snow:''' "I'd rather castrate myself with blunt rocks."

--> '''Snow''': "I didn't get to meet him personally. He kind of delegated your rescue. He had a big conference on the corn surplus."
--> '''Emilie''': "You're kidding me."
--> '''Snow''': "No, no. Apparently, we should all be eating more corn."

--> '''Emilie:''' "Did he leave a message for me?"
--> '''Snow:''' "Yes, you are adopted."

--> '''Snow:''' "Shh!"
-->[{{Beat}}]
--> '''Emilie:''' *whispering* "Did you hear something?"
--> '''Snow:''' "No, I'm just enjoying the silence."

---> '''Emilie:''' "What is that!?"
---> '''Snow:''' "That'll stop the bleeding... and hopefully the talking."

---> '''Snow:''' "That'll freeze the nerves in this spot for 24 hours. You want some on your mouth?"
---> '''Snow:''' <holds up the syringe expectantly>
---> '''Snow:''' "No?"

--> '''Emilie:''' "''This'' is the plan you agreed on with my father?"
--> '''Snow:''' "He said it'll toughen you up. Apparently you need that."

* The entire scene when Snow is tending to Emilie's injuries is one laugh-out-loud funny moment after another.

---> '''Snow:''' "That'll freeze the nerves in this spot for 24 hours. You want some on your mouth? <holds up the syringe> No?"

* When tending the Emilie's wounded leg she makes the mistake of asking if her father left a message.

--> '''Snow:''' "Yes, you were adopted."

--> '''Snow:''' "Yes, you are adopted."

* Snow drops a huge hint he knows that Alex is unaware of Emilie's identity and then casually goes about chatting up an attractive station worker until Langral's curiosity makes him ask how could he tell.

--> '''Snow:''' "Why I guess that's why they call it a punch a line."

** Then when he attempts to ditch her to go look for Mack.

--> Hydell: "That's a case of mistaken identity."
--> Emilie: "Fifty-three counts?"
--> Hydell: "I've a very familiar face."

-> '''Langral:''' "What happened in that motel room?"
-> '''Snow:''' "Ah...it was coupon night and I was trampolining your wife."
->''*PUNCH TO THE FACE*''
-> '''Langral:''' You're a real comedian, arent you Snow?
-> '''Snow:''' "Why I guess that's why they call it a punch a line."
->''*PUNCH TO THE FACE**''
-> '''Langral:''' "You don't like me, do you?"
-> '''Snow:''' "Don't flatter yourself. I don't like anybody."
-> '''Langral:''' "With that attitude I can see why nobody likes you."
-> '''Snow:''' "Oh c'mon, people love me. Just ask your wife."
->''*PUNCH TO THE FACE*''