History Funny / LiveandLetDie

--> '''Adam''' (over the radio, addressing the mooks): "Bond ripped off one of our boats. He's headed for the Irish bayou. The man who gets him stays alive. Now '''''MOVE''''', you mothers-----!"
--> (cut to the various mooks scrambling towards speedboats of their own to begin the chase).

--> (cut to the various mooks scrambling towards speedboats of their own to begin the chase).

* Although Bond's tricking Solitaire into giving up her virginity is one of the more callous things he's ever done, his deadpan 'confession' afterwards is pretty hilarious:

--> '''Mr. Big''': Names is for tombstones, baby. Take this honky out and ''waste him''!
** When Tee Hee uses his prosthetic arm to crush Bond's gun, Bond then nonchalantly dumps it in a garbage bin.
** Before that, Bond gets owned by the ''waiter.'' He asks for information and hands the man a hundred. Bond's question is interrupted by his table turning around and placing him in Mr. Big's clutches. The waiter silently pockets the money and goes back to work.

* M and Bond's bickering at the beginning of the film, including Bond's attempts to keep him from finding a VERY prominent Italian lady that he was sleeping with. A highly amused Moneypenny even joins in.

--> '''Adam''' (over the radio, addressing the mooks): "Bond ripped off one of our boats. He's headed for the Irish bayou. The man who gets him stays alive. Now '''MOVE''', you mothers-----!"

--> Adam (over the radio, addressing the mooks): "Bond ripped off one of our boats. He's headed for the Irish bayou. The man who gets him stays alive. Now '''MOVE'', you mothers-----!"

-->'''Bond:''' [[{{Understatement}} "The cards were]] ''[[{{Understatement}} slightly]]'' [[{{Understatement}} stacked in my favor."]]

-->'''Bond:''' [[{{Understatement}} "The cards were...]] ''[[{{Understatement}} slightly]]'' [[{{Understatement}} stacked in my favor."]]

* Miss Caruso, Bond's beautiful Italian lover in the opening, trying to hide in the closet in the hopes that her affair with Bond won't be discovered, stunning Ms. Moneypenny in the process. And then Bond undresses her again anyway ("Sheer magnetism, darling.").

** When Tee Hee uses his prosthetic arm to crush Bond's gun, he then nonchalantly dumps it in a garbage bin.

--> '''Leiter''': [''on the phone''] Yes, Mr Bleeker. [''listens''] Yes, sir. I know you just can't glue the wings back on.

--> '''Mr. Big''': Names is for tombstones, baby. Take this honky out and ''waste him''!

* M and Bond's bickering at the beginning of the film, including Bond's attempts to keep him from finding a VERY prominent Italian lady that he was sleeping with.

* Felix Leiter ([[{{Narm}} deadly serious]]): "[Get me a make on a white Pimpmobile!"

--> ''Bond'': Oh, I forgot! You should never go in there without a mongoose.

--> ''Bond'': It's just a hat belonging to a small-headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken!

* "By the power invested in me by this parish, I do hereby comandeer this vehicle and all those persons within. And that means you, smartass."

* Felix Leiter (deadly serious): "Get me a make on a white Pimpmobile!"

* "By the power invester in me by this parish, I do hereby comandeer this vehicle and all those persons within. And that means you, smartass."

* "By the power invester in me by this parish, I do hereby comandeer this vehicle and all those persons within. And that means you, smartass."