History Funny / LiveandLetDie

** When Tee Hee uses his prosthetic arm to crush Bond's PPK, Bond then nonchalantly dumps it in a garbage bin.

* The cops having to deal with Kananga's men; one of them has a ''boat go straight through their car''.

* M and Bond's bickering at the beginning of the film, including Bond's attempts to keep him from finding a VERY prominent Italian operative that he was sleeping with. A highly amused Moneypenny even joins in.

--->'''Leiter:''' [''on the phone''] Yes, Mr Bleeker. [''listens''] Yes, sir. I know you just can't glue the wings back on.
* Miss Caruso, Bond's beautiful Italian lover in the opening, trying to hide in the closet in the hopes that her affair with Bond won't be discovered, stunning Ms. Moneypenny in the process. And then Bond undresses her again anyway ("Sheer magnetism, darling.").

* The very last line of the film?

* James commandeers a small plane and spends the next 3 minutes or so leading the bad guy's cars around a hangar while they crash into everything. Cut to Felix getting an obscene phone call from the owner.

-->'''Sheriff J.W. Pepper:''' By the powers invested in me by this parish, I hereby do commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within. ''[spits]'' And that means you, smartass.

-->'''Trooper:''' J.W., now this fella's from London, England. He's an Englishman working a cooperation with our boys; a sort of a secret agent.
-->'''Sheriff J.W. Pepper:''' Secret AGENT?!? On WHOSE SIDE?!?!?

* Kananga using Bond's compressed air bullets to [[https://youtu.be/wqdX4Yv-E38 over-inflate Whisper's couch.]]

** [[spoiler:Kananga's own death. [[https://youtu.be/Myc6HpJzgaU?t=47 It has to be seen to be believed]].]]

--> '''Bond''': Oh, I forgot! You should never go in there without a mongoose.

--> '''Bond''': It's just a hat belonging to a small-headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken!

--> '''Bond''': My name is--
--> '''Mr. Big''': Names is for tombstones, baby. Take this honky out and ''waste him''! NOW!

--> '''Bond''': Let's just wing it, shall we, Mrs. Bell?

--> '''Leiter''': [''on the phone''] Yes, Mr Bleeker. [''listens''] Yes, sir. I know you just can't glue the wings back on.

-->'''Bond:''' You're not married by any chance, are you?

--> '''Adam''' ''(over the radio, addressing the mooks)'': "Bond ripped off one of our boats. He's headed for the Irish bayou. The man who gets him stays alive. Now '''''MOVE''''', you [[CurseCutShort mother]]--!"
--> ''(cut to the various mooks scrambling towards speedboats of their own to begin the chase).''

-->'''Tee-Hee:''' There are two ways to disable a crocodile, you know.
-->'''Bond:''' I don't suppose you'd care to extend that information to me?
-->'''Tee-Hee:''' Well one way is to take a pencil, and jam it in the pressure hold behind his eye.
-->'''Bond:''' ''(Thumbs for a pen)'' And the other?
-->'''Tee-Hee:''' Oh the other's twice as simple. You just put your hand in his mouth....And pull his teeth out! ''(Walks away cackling)''

-->''"Oh. Oh!" he said sheepishly, sliding sideways out of my room never to be seen again''.

!!The Novel

** [[spoiler:Kananga's own death. It has to be seen to be believed.]]

-->'''Trooper:''' J.W., now this fella's from London, England. He's an Englishman working a cooperation with our boys, a sort of a secret agent.

-->'''Sheriff J.W. Pepper:''' WE GOT SOME ''BLACK RUSSIANS!''

--> '''Adam''' ''(over the radio, addressing the mooks)'': "Bond ripped off one of our boats. He's headed for the Irish bayou. The man who gets him stays alive. Now '''''MOVE''''', you [[CurseCutShort mother-----]]!"

-->'''Trooper:''' J.W., now this fella's from London, England. He's an Englishman working a cooperation with our boys. He's sort of a secret agent.

-->'''Trooper:''' Now, J.W., this feller's from England, see, he's workin' in cooperation with our boys, he's a, a, secret agent.

-->'''Sheriff J.W. Pepper:''' "By the power invested in me by this parish, I do hereby commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within. And that means you, smartass."

[[caption-width-right:350:Huh?]]

** His [[http://www.imfdb.org/images/5/51/Lld-shot1.jpg initial reaction]] to the air pistol counts too.

* [[EstablishingCharacterMoment In his first scene]], Creator/RogerMoore's Bond establishes himself as a witty successor to Creator/SeanConnery's Bond when he's woken up by M early in the morning while sleeping with Miss Caruso.
-->'''Bond:''' You're not married by any chance, are you?

* Kananga using Bond's compressed air bullets to over-inflate Whisper's couch.

** Before that, Bond gets owned by the ''waiter.'' He asks for information and hands the man a hundred. Bond's question is interrupted by his table turning around and placing him in Mr. Big's secret base. The waiter silently pockets the money and goes back to work.

* The cops having to deal with Katanga's men; one of them has a ''boat go straight through their car''.

* "By the power invested in me by this parish, I do hereby commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within. And that means you, smartass."

* From Creator/RogerMoore's autobiography: during filming, the star suffered an onset of kidney stones. While receiving medical attention, this irritating man appeared and started asking him formal questions, such as his name, who he worked for and their address (which he didn't know). The man asked for Moore's address, which he gave. Then the man asked why his house didn't have a number. Moore replied that his house had a name, not a number. The man asked how the mailman finds him. Moore, in a lot of pain and his patience finally reached its end, yelled, "[[PrecisionFStrike BECAUSE I'M FUCKING FAMOUS!]]

** An ad-lib by Roger Moore.

:: Afterwards,

--> '''Adam''' ''(over the radio, addressing the mooks)'': "Bond ripped off one of our boats. He's headed for the Irish bayou. The man who gets him stays alive. Now '''''MOVE''''', you [[CurseCutShort mothers-----]]!"

* Sheriff J.W. Pepper nearly steals the film as he reacts to Bond's incredible chase in a boat and car that causes damage across half the swamp. "What are you, boy? Some kind of human demolition machine?!"