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'''Linkara''': Uh-oh, that's actually the Communist Manifesto!

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'''Linkara''': [[RedScare Uh-oh, that's actually the Communist Manifesto!Manifesto!]]
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'''Linkara''': Well you see son, I'm the Devil!

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'''Linkara''': ''(as narrator)'' Well you see son, I'm the Devil!
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-->'''Kid''': There's no rule saying he can't kill himself if he wants to.
-->'''Linkara''': OH, GOOD GOD!

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-->'''Kid''': There's no rule saying he can't kill himself if he wants to.
-->'''Linkara''':
to.\\
'''Linkara''':
OH, GOOD GOD!



* "And now we go into the [[IronMan Tony Stark]] scale of drunkenness."

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* "And now we go into the [[IronMan [[Franchise/IronMan Tony Stark]] scale of drunkenness."



-->'''Linkara''': [[ACaseOfSpringFever NO SPRINGS! *whistle*]]

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-->'''Linkara''': [[ACaseOfSpringFever [[Film/ACaseOfSpringFever NO SPRINGS! *whistle*]]
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-->"Bill was tried in superior court, county of Los Angeles, on two counts of third degree flannel shirt. In a moment, the results of that trial."

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-->"Bill was tried in superior court, county County of Los Angeles, on two counts of third degree flannel shirt. In a moment, the results of that trial."

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* During the theme song:

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* During the theme song:song, both opening and closing, Linkara adds in several lyrics of his own:
--> ♪Make it in crayon, you dunce!♪
--> ♪Nothing in between, you asshole!♪
--> ♪Binary morality forever!♪
--> ♪Let's form a sub-Canadian commission of studying the long-term costs for taxpayers vs. the psychological effects, both positive and negative!♪
* Also during the theme song...



* As an older man confronts a spraypainter on the street:
-->'''Older man:''' I know you...\\
'''Linkara!Older man:''' Aren't you the [[Music/TheLonelyIsland "Throw It On the Ground"]] guy?



* Someone writes "THE PRINCIPAL STINKS" on a school desk with a Black Magic Marker:
-->'''Linkara:''' "The principal stinks"?!? Quick, arrest that kid before he kills someone!



* This:
-->'''Narrator:''' Drawing graffiti is a little like getting a tattoo.\\

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* This:
Several moments in the closing scenes of the film between the narrator and Linkara, including...
-->'''Narrator:''' How could you honestly support the environment ''and'' be a graffiti polluter?\\
'''Linkara:''' Well, maybe don't graffiti Literature/TheLorax?
** ...and...
--->'''Narrator:''' Sure, seeing your name or something you wrote on the wall might make you feel like somebody for a time...\\
'''Linkara:''' But then someone will call you a jerk.
** ...and...
--->'''Narrator:'''
Drawing graffiti is a little like getting a tattoo.\\

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* [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian "People called Romanes they go the house?"]]
* (as someone spraypaints a heart on a wall) "He wants to immortalize his love for ''Series/LoveAmericanStyle''."



* "Drawing graffiti is a little like getting a tattoo." "It's declaring your love for a band that will soon fall out of favor."

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* "Drawing "Keep on truckin', the hippest of hip!"
* This:
-->'''Narrator:''' Drawing
graffiti is a little like getting a tattoo." "It's \\
'''Linkara:''' It's
declaring your love for a band that will soon fall out of favor."
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* "My god, Centron and Young American finally have a crossover!"
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* ''Young America Films.'' "As opposed to 'Senile Canadian Films.'"

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* -->'''Narrator''': Susan makes sure she has the right book on her desk.\\

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* *
-->'''Narrator''': Susan makes sure she has the right book on her desk.\\

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* '''Narrator''': Susan makes sure she has the right book on her desk.\\

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* '''Narrator''': *-->'''Narrator''': Susan makes sure she has the right book on her desk.\\



* '''Narrator''': Sometimes, the children of Ms. Hill's room are doing different things.\\

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* '''Narrator''': *
-->'''Narrator''':
Sometimes, the children of Ms. Hill's room are doing different things.\\
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* "Even when he's actually in the water, [[EpicFail he instinctively sends his line towards ground.]]

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* "Even when he's actually in the water, [[EpicFail he instinctively sends his line towards ground.]]]]"
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* "Yup. Gondor is definitely signaling for help."
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* "Even when he's actually in the water, [[EpicFail he instinctively sends his line towards ground.]]
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* "They must have been really proud of this title card."
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* '''Narrator''': Sometimes, the children of Ms. Hill's room are doing different things.\\
'''Linkara''': ''Inappropriate'' things.
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* At one point the narrator remarks that one girl's artwork "looks [[HaveAGayOldTime gay]] and pretty."
-->'''Linkara''': ''(laughs)'' Oh, nineteen-fifty-three.
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* [[SarcasmMode "Oh, yeah, I can see a real range of individual art styles here."]]
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* '''Narrator''': Susan makes sure she has the right book on her desk.\\
'''Linkara''': Uh-oh, that's actually the Communist Manifesto!
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* "Hi-Teen Carnival. For high kids!"

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[[folder: Holiday from Rules]]
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[[folder: Holiday from Rules]]
Rules?]]
* "I love how the title is uncertain about this: ''is'' it a holiday from rules?"
* This:



* ''"Sharks do not obey the laws of man"''

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* ''"Sharks do not obey the laws of man"''man."''



* The hamster.
---> '''Linkara''': *as hamster* Oh god, just put me out of my misery now, the crew hasn't fed me for three weeks! *the hamster escapes* FREEDOOOM!

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* The hamster.
hamster scene:
---> '''Linkara''': *as hamster* (as hamster) Oh god, just put me out of my misery now, the crew hasn't fed me for three weeks! *the (the hamster escapes* escapes) FREEDOOOM!



-->'''Linkara''': OH GOD!

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-->'''Linkara''': OH GOD!OH, GOOD GOD!
* The kids play follow the leader, but one boy doesn't jump over a log, merely walks over it, and is called out on it:
-->'''Girl''': Go to the end of the line.\\
'''Boy''': Who said so?\\
'''Girl''': That's the way you play, it's a...\\
'''Narrator''': ''(interrupting)'' A ''rule'', Penny?\\
'''Linkara''': ''(as Penny)'' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP, OLD MAN, I'M TALKING!]]
* "Obey the rules, kids, or else your childhood will end in misery, and a Literature/LordOfTheFlies-esque scenario will ensue. Kill the pig and drink its blood, kids!"



* "Sid Davis Productions, because we couldn't think of a better name."



---> '''Narrator''': Alcohol is not a stimulant, but a sedative.
---> '''Linkara''': *as the narrator* As you may have noticed I've taken a few sedatives myself.

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---> --> '''Narrator''': Alcohol is not a stimulant, but a sedative.
---> --> '''Linkara''': *as ''(as the narrator* narrator)'' As you may have noticed I've taken a few sedatives myself.



---> '''Linkara''': *as narrator* Like activating your rocket jets and revealing your secret alien technology.
* "You see here, Bill here has a sickness. A sickness called 'homosexuality'."
-> "Oh geez the narrator is going off about them again! Did you take away his whiskey?"
-> " If you want to learn more about the homosexual, check out my other short called 'Boys Beware'."

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---> --> '''Linkara''': *as narrator* (as narrator) Like activating your rocket jets and revealing your secret alien technology.
* "You This:
-->"You
see here, Bill here has a sickness. A sickness called 'homosexuality'."
->
"\\
"Oh geez the narrator is going off about them again! Did you take away his whiskey?"
-> " If
whiskey?"\\
"If
you want to learn more about the homosexual, check out my other short called 'Boys Beware'."




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* This:
-->'''Narrator''': It was shown that, after a three-ounce drink, it took as much as twelve seconds for a person to regain his normal sight after being blinded by the lights of an oncoming car.\\
'''Linkara''': ''(as narrator)'' In the meantime, you have superhuman sight, like the 3D glasses in ''Film/TheyLive''.
* On the screen, the following text is displayed: ".05% = Hazard 2"...
-->'''Linkara''': ''[[Film/HighlanderIITheQuickening Hazard 2: The Quickening]]''.
* When a bar is shown during the film...
-->'''Linkara''': [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson]]'s gonna crank-call this place any second now.
* This:
-->'''Narrator''': We are all aware that alcohol and gasoline don't mix.\\
'''Linkara''': ''(as narrator)'' But it does make for one hell of a cocktail.
* In the end, as Bill is being arrested, Linkara parodies the closing of ''Series/{{Dragnet}}'':
-->"Bill was tried in superior court, county of Los Angeles, on two counts of third degree flannel shirt. In a moment, the results of that trial."



* During the theme song:
-->'''Singers''': ♪Hey, is it fun or just dumb?♪\\
'''Linkara''': Hmm, I'm gonna answer "yes".



* "A number of would-be artists have been hurt by subway cars and electric shock." "Well, maybe if they didn't lick the tracks."

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* "A This:
-->'''Narrator''': A
number of would-be artists have been hurt by subway cars and electric shock." "Well, \\
'''Linkara''': Well,
maybe if they didn't lick the tracks."tracks...
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* "Plans changing due to unforeseen circumstances? This family is falling apart!!"
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-->'''Narrator''': Maybe you would like to find out just what it would be like if there were no rules.\\
'''Kid''': But how can we do ''that''?\\
'''Linkara''': Well you see son, I'm the Devil!

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*When Bill slams his foot on the breaks before his accident:
-->'''Linkara''': [[ACaseOfSpringFever NO SPRINGS! *whistle*]]
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-->'''Mr. Miller''': I'm certainly in favor of those things; harmony, leisure, fun. Who isn't?\\

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-->'''Mr. Miller''': I'm certainly in favor of those things; harmony, leisure, fun. Who isn't?\\isn't?
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-->'''Mr. Miller''': I'm certainly in favor of those things; harmony, leisure, fun. Who isn't?\\
-->'''Linkara''': [[TakeThat DC Comics.]]
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* Comparing Clark to the [[TheTerminator T-1000]] for the way he gripped the back of the villains' car

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* Comparing Clark to the [[TheTerminator [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay T-1000]] for the way he gripped the back of the villains' car
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* "The True meaning of Christmas...Pudding!"
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* Singing about Superman fighting Hitler during the opening credits...only for the villain to actually look like Hitler
* Pointing out that in the time it took Clark to escape, change outfits, and deal with the villains in the elevator, the machinery should have run over the woman several times
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[[folder: Superman Secret Agent]]
* Pointing out how little Superman is actually in it (and that he's not the titular secret agent)
* Predicting that Clark would be fired for choosing his own assignment and not covering the meeting like he'd been told to
* Comparing Clark to the [[TheTerminator T-1000]] for the way he gripped the back of the villains' car
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[[folder: Dating Do's and Don'ts]]
* "How do you choose a date?" Dartboard.

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[[folder: Dating Do's Dos and Don'ts]]
* "How do you choose a date?" Dartboard.Dart board.

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