History Funny / LetsDrownOut

* From their ''VideoGame/DarkSouls2'' LP, episode 9: After dying multiple times due to a trio of [[BeefGate Beef Gates]], Gabe slips past them and pelts towards his destination. As he runs all-out with the beef gates hot on his tail, he and Yahtzee bellow the ''Series/TheATeam'' theme.... until Gabe reaches a hole that isn't visible from their camera angle, has a moment of GravityIsAHarshMistress, and then plummets straight down into the void. They both fall deathly silent until Yahtzee belts out an incredibly sardonic and mocking slow laugh.

--->'''Yahtzee:''' "Obvious trap!" "Lisa needs corpses!" [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "Obvious trap!" "Lisa needs corpses!"]]

* While playing ''VideoGame/TheXFilesResistOrServe'', Gabriel reminds Yahtzee that Mulder was a porn addict. Yahtzee asks if this was a reference to Creator/DavidDuchovny's work on ''Red Shoe Diaries''. When Gabriel asks if he looked that up on the Internet or not, Yahtzee replies that he used to watch the show while [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbating heavily.]]

--->'''Yahtzee''': Is it just me or every bloody year we get a new report stating that the T-Rex wasn't a very efficient predator?

--->'''Yahtzee''': It turns out the T-Rex was covered in feathers and used to carry Louis Vitton handbags on his little tiny shitty arms. What a poof.

* The [[UsefulNotes/SNES]] ''Franchise/JurassicPark'' game features amongst other things, Yahtzee and Gabe pontificating on what having sex with [[Creator/SteveIrwin]] would have been like, Gabe getting chastised about the way he pronounces "Isla Nublar", and Yahtzee being annoyed with how the T-Rex keeps getting emasculated by the media.

* In [[https://youtu.be/-IL1MgB1P7g?t=26m15s the third and final part]] of the Let's Play of VideoGame/YoungMerlin, Gabriel gets halfway through explaining a story about how he [[{{Squick}} ejaculated into a handbag]] only for Yahtzee to go through various reasons why Gabriel should stop the story, only for Yahtzee to settle on "Even if you do not care about the viewers, I personally do not want to hear any stories involving liquids coming out of or near from you" and "just keep your ejaculate to yourself".

** Yahtzee demonstrating why the Old Iron King is a lame boss by slowly hacking away at his arms during his painfully slow attacks, all while humming the Whistle Song from ''WesternAnimation/RobinHood''.

* The codenames of the missions in the playthrough of ''VideoGame/XCOMEnemyUnknown'', as Yahtzee has modded the game so the pool of possible choices for names includes many more InherentlyFunnyWords. Even better, Gabe wasn't aware that Yahtzee had gone in and tinkered with the files, and initially thought that these were actual operation names provided by the devs. The one that caught Gabe off guard was "Operating Burbling Jesus."

''Yahtzee:''' Attach these calm little manacles to your wrists and ankles...\\

--->'''Yahtzee:''' Ah, I'm calm again now. Thank you little birdies. Aren't ''you'' calm, Gabe?\\
'''Gabriel:''' I'm...? I dunno, man, your calm voice [[StepfordSmiler gives me the willies]]... Maybe it's because I'm so used to you being, sort of, a grumbling, bitter individual that any sense of actual, gentle calmness from you triggers my "He's up to something!" reflex.\\

--->"ExtraExtraReadAllAboutIt Kojima disappointed that he didn't write Breaking Bad!"
"What? Give me that! Hey, this is bullshit!"
** Usually Yahtzee will tell Gabe to shut up when he goes into little skits like this at Yahtzee's expense. However at this point, Yahtzee told Creator/HideoKojima to shut up instead.

* Most, if not all, of their ''Literature/EyeOfArgon'' reading, though it's not as if they need any help, given what they're dealing with -- especially since it was Gabe's ''first exposure'' to the work.

* Most, if not all, of their "Eye of Argon" reading, though it's not as if they need any help, given what they're dealing with.

-->'''Yahtzee:''' You think Game of the Year is some kind of objective truth? I'm saying Game of the Year is whatever ''your'' favorite game was ''that year''! Why is this not--?\\
''(Gabriel proceeds to explain his (actually sound) logic [[InsaneTrollLogic in a strange and convoluted way]])''\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Yahtzee:''' ... I feel like I'm in Hell.\\

'''Gabriel:''' No it isn't! Game of the Year and what your favorite game is are different things--\\
'''Yahtzee:''' "Your Game of the Year" and "What Your Favorite Game Was That Year" are two different things! That was- that is a sentence that ''came out of your mouth!'' I jus-I'm gonna ''write that down,'' and I want you to ''read that'' and try to figure out why I think you're ''fucking nuts.''\\

* Yahtzee plays [[VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry Leisure Suit Larry 3]]:

** Also during Leisure Suit Larry 3, Yahtzee takes full advantage of the custom expletives, primarily using "Bugger my old brown dog!" and one part briefly using "Fucking Sierra games!", the sight of the latter causing Gabe to crack up.

'''Yahtzee:''' I love this version of the game, it's bugged to shit.

* In [[https://youtu.be/-IL1MgB1P7g?t=26m15s the third and final part]] of the Let's Play of VideoGame/{{Young Merlin}}, Gabriel gets halfway through explaining a story about how he [[{{Squick}} ejaculated into a handbag]] only for Yahtzee to go through various reasons why Gabriel should stop the story, only for Yahtzee to settle on "Even if you do not care about the viewers, I personally do not want to hear any stories involving liquids coming out of or near from you" and "just keep your ejaculate to yourself".

** Gabriel's impressions of Yahtzee as a paperboy and [[TheWoobie someone asking for help.]]

'''Yahtzee:''' Oh, I've [[ThatManIsDead left that person long behind.]] My new name is Blissful Harmony.

'''Gabe:''' ...[[FridgeHorror seat]]?

--->'''Yahtzee:''' "Obvious trap!" "Lisa needs corpses!" [[TheSimpsons "Obvious trap!" "Lisa needs corpses!"]]

** They sang the theme tune of [[TheAteam the A-Team]] when they [[TemptingFate caulk the wagon]]. More amazingly, they crossed about half a dozen rivers [[LuckBasedMission without using the ferry]], and only failed ''[[BornLucky once]]''.
** Their usually poor starting positions of the hunting minigame, combined with them not knowing their character can ''move'', led to hilarious moments such as the [[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext teleporting bear]].

** Yahtzee's wife is a [[Creator/MontyPython Monty Python]] [[Film/TheDarkCrystal Skeksis]] [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext named Gabriella]].

** The above came about when they joked about trading blankets with smallpox to the natives, and then realized they still had the [[CrossingTheLineTwice typhoid-ridden clothes to do something similar.]]

-->'''Gabe:''' "There it is! All this intellect, all this analysis, all this critique, brought to its knees by 'boobie boobie bum bum.'"

-->"I had to befriend a dinner lady!"

--> "ExtraExtraReadAllAboutIt Kojima disappointed that he didn't write Breaking Bad!"
--> "What? Give me that! Hey, this is bullshit!"

''*Gabriel proceeds to explain his (actually sound) logic [[InsaneTrollLogic in a strange and convoluted way]]*''\\
''*{{beat}}*''\\

'''Yahtzee:''' "Your Game of the Year" and "What Your Favorite Game Was That Year" are two different things! That was- that is a sentence that ''came out of your mouth!'' I jus- I'm gonna ''write that down,'' and I want you to ''read that'' and try to figure out why I think you're ''fucking nuts.''\\
''*{{beat}}*''\\

--->'''Yahtzee''': Ah, I'm calm again now. Thank you little birdies. Aren't ''you'' calm, Gabe?\\

-->'''Yahtzee:''' (Normal voice) Ok, I'm too calm now. I'm going to read aloud this quote from [[Creator/ElectronicArts EA]] to piss myself off.

-->'''Yahtzee''': ''[singing]'' And so I wake in the morning/And I step outside/And I take a deep breath and I get real high/And I scream from the top of my lungs ''[normal voice]'' [[MoodWhiplash various swear words and racial epithets. The police have been called frequently.]]

-->'''Gabe:''' It's a trick log.
-->'''Yahtzee:''' [[DoubleEntendre Bloody trick log]]. Just like the ones I find on my toilet seat.
-->'''Gabe:''' ...[[FridgeHorror seat]]?

-->'''Yahtzee:''' "Obvious trap!" "Lisa needs corpses!" [[TheSimpsons "Obvious trap!" "Lisa needs corpses!"]]

-->'''Yahtzee:''' All weapons down sir! What are your orders?\\
'''Gabe:''' *ScreamsLikeALittleGirl*

-->'''Yahtzee:''' Fire! Fire in the door compartment, sir.
--> '''Gabe:''' Uh... Okay, open doors, vent oxyge--
-->'''Yahtzee:''' Can't open doors, the door department is on fire.

--> '''Gabe''': We're at 124% hot. The cabin is doing the [[ExplosiveInstrumentation Star Trek thing]].

--> '''Yahtzee:''' "[Everyone was eating] Just...''[[SarcasmMode from the salt bag.]]''"

--> '''Gabe''': "Oh fiddlesticks-"
--> '''And then Gabriel accidentally touched the hotkey that stops the video record.''' (cue silly music)

--> '''Gabe''': "I don't know. [[CallBack They just wanted to go into space]]?"
--> '''Yahtzee''': "Ooooooooh! A low blow!"

--> '''Gabe''': "I saw a special needs girl throw a goat on Friday."\\
'''Yahtzee''': ''*{{Beat}}*'' "[[FlatWhat What]]. Was that like a Mad Lib?"\\
'''Gabe''': "No, no, that's a real thing that's happened in my life."

--> '''Yahtzee:''' "Don't try to summon dark eldritch horrors to defeat the Roman army! That was how this all started. That'll set off four hundred years of buggery!"\\
'''Gabe:''' "Four hundred years of buggery...which, which one of the Blessed Agonies is that? *chuckling* Four hundred years of buggery..."\\
'''Yahtzee:''' "Well...probably falls under ''boredom.''"

-->'''Gabe:''' "Unlike Yahtzee fucking crotch-thrust Croshaw!"

--> '''Yahtzee:''' ''"Now, the person sending us the texts at the Ministry signs of his texts as ''"T". ''And it's heavily implied that--"''
--> '''Gabe: '''(killing the moment) ''"[[{{Troll}} --it's Tony Danza.]]"''
-->'''Yahtzee:''' ''"..... [[SureLetsGoWithThat Yes. It's]] Creator/TonyDanza."''

--> '''Gabe:''' *starting to giggle* "You buying drugs would be one of the most comically adorable things I could possibly--"\\
'''Yahtzee:''' *cheerfully* "Hello! I'm interested in buying some drugs! I'm not a police officer!"
* While playing ''VideoGame/TheXFilesResistOrServe'', Gabriel reminds Yahtzee that Mulder was a porn addict. Yahtzee asks if this was a reference to DavidDuchovny's work on ''Red Shoe Diaries''. When Gabriel asks if he looked that up on the Internet or not, Yahtzee replies that he used to watch the show while [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbating heavily.]]

-->'''Yahtzee''': Okay I'm going to smear my last spud on a lady. Watch out female-persuasion people, here comes the spud!
-->'''Gabe''': Someone [[YouNeedToGetLaid have sex with Yahtzee]] so we can have not-his-balls-related conversations.
-->'''Yahtzee''': Spud down the gob, spud down the gob!

-->'''Gabriel''': Oh my god, invincible security will save us all!
-->'''Yahtzee''': I love this version of the game, it's bugged to shit.

* Towards the end of the first ''VideoGame/HalfLife1'' video, Yahtzee sets up a TemptingFate joke about how the game is almost over because he's about to be rescued by the arriving soldiers - the intended punchline being that Gordon's about to learn that [[CavalryBetrayal the HECU soldiers are actually here to kill Freeman and everyone else in the facility]]. However, the joke ends up being ruined by an AI glitch in the Source version, which causes the soldier to not only ignore the other scientist but to ''run straight past'' Freeman on the staircase before coming back to try to attack him.
** A similar glitch affects the "Blast Pit" level in the second video: about 21 minutes in, a scripted event involving a security guard futilely attacking the [[PuzzleBoss Tentacle]] is first delayed and then derails the level when the guard is completely unaffected and the Tentacle remains focused on him for nearly fifteen minutes, allowing Gordon to get past with almost no attempt at stealth.

* Towards the end of the first ''VideoGame/HalfLife1'' video, Yahtzee sets up a TemptingFate joke about how the game is almost over because he's about to be rescued by the arriving soldiers - the intended punchline being he's about to learn that [[CavalryBetrayal the soldiers are actually here to kill Freeman and everyone else in the facility]]. However, the joke ends up being ruined by an AI glitch in the Source version, which causes the soldier to not only ignore the other scientist but to ''run straight past'' Freeman on the staircase before coming back to try to attack him.