History Funny / LeisureSuitLarry

* Going to the ''Restart game'' screen give [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe a picture of Larry in very shocked expression on his face.]]

--> '''Captain Thygh''': Who the hell is THAT?
--> '''Larry''': I don't know. But I hear him all the time!

* Larry's attempt at masturbating in his glass-paned bathroom, which causes a crowd of onlookers to stare at him. This naturally causes a game over. Not cause Larry dies of embarrassment or anything, no he, in the words of the narrator, has “no self control” and doesn’t leave his [[ADateWithRosiePalms Date With Rosie Palms]] until he goes ‘’blind''.

* Larry's attempt at masturbating in his glass-paned bathroom, which causes a crowd of onlookers to stare at him. This naturally causes a game over. Not cause Larry dies of embarrassment or anything, no he, in the words of the narrator, has “no self control” and doesn’t leave his DateWithRosiePalms until he goes ‘’blind''.

* Larry's attempt at masturbating in his glass-paned bathroom, which causes a crowd of onlookers to stare at him. This naturally causes a game over.

* Going to the ''Restart game'' screen have [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe a picture of Larry in very shocked expression on his face.]]

** Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome in that it's CrazyEnoughToWork.

* Larry landing a plane using Flight Simulator knowledge. A CrowningMomentOfAwesome since he actually succeeds.

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-->'''Lesbian:''' Let's get one thing straight - [[SorryImGay I'm not.]]

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* As Peter Purser finishes up explaining the rules for the Thighs Man Trophy contest:

* Flirting with lesbians in a gay bar leads to one of the best rejection lines in the entire game.

* When Larry Lovage and Morgan plays some unspecified Tabletop Roleplaying Game (although It's obviously intended to be [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]], given the sheet design shown) Larry's solution to saving a princess from becoming a virgin sacrifice is to make sure she's no longer a virgin.

* The Dating Connection especially so, since he only wins because Barbara ends one of her sentences with "too", which the MC interprets as "number two", which is Larry. Sorry Barbara, no backsies.

** When Larry buys the condom at the convenience store, the store manager yells out the choices you made for your "lubber", resulting in random people popping out from ''behind store shelves'' to mock you for it.

** From the same scene, you can make a choice regarding the size. Only "Large", "Giant" and "Gonzo" are available, but no matter which one you pick, he'll always say "small-sized".
** The censored sex scene with the hooker.
** Larry's face when he calls the sex phone line, and gets called back.

** Larry's face as he wins both the Dating Connection and the lottery.
** The Dating Connection especially so, since he only wins because Barbara ends one of her sentences with "too", which the MC interprets as "number two", which is Larry. Sorry Barbara, no backsies.
** Failing to escape the cruise ship will result in Barbara's mother accidentally suffocating Larry when she tries to have sex with him.
** The KGB agents' reaction to Larry once wearing a swimsuit, shaved, with shoulder length blonde hair, and padding.
** At the very end, Larry barges into Dr. Nonookee's VolcanoLair and triggers the security system, which ends up killing him.
*** Also, the fact that [[IdiotHero Larry]] actually managed to weasel his way out of KGB agents, Nonookee's henchettes, and [[EverythingTryingToKillYou countless perils]], and killed the EvilGenius [[AchievementsInIgnorance without EVER realizing what was in that onklunk or why he was hunted down]].
** Larry trying to pick up a Spanish chick with whatever little knowledge of Spanish he has, and ends up saying perfectly the code phrases used by two spies, thus kickstarting the whole plot.
*** The sheer Spanish gibberish in the sentences, for which a comfort translation is provided.
*** The fact that the actual spy supposed to get the onklunk was a [[IdenticalStranger perfect Larry lookalike]].

** All of the death sequences. No exception.
** The Crabs Dance music, which is re-used when both Larry and Bambi gets stuck under a tanning booth triggered by Larry's newfound strength.

** Larry ending up in drag after making love to Cherri Tart, and [[RefugeInAudacity having to fill in for her]].
*** Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome in that it's CrazyEnoughToWork.
** The consequences of going to see your divorce attorney with this very same outfit.
** The Incredible Dork sequence, where Larry "dorks" out.
** When feeling Dale's beard, the narrator claims "All the sexiest men have beards.", followed by a note saying '''(see box cover)'''. [[DontExplainTheJoke Al Lowe is on the back of the box.]]
** Everything involving Larry and Patti crashing into Sierra's studios, from accidentally [[VideoGame/PoliceQuest destroying a miniature of Lytton]], [[VideoGame/SpaceQuest floating around a]] ''VideoGame/SpaceQuest'' [[VideoGame/SpaceQuest set piece]], and interrupting the shooting of the infamous whale tongue scene from ''[[VideoGame/KingsQuestIVThePerilsOfRosella King's Quest IV]]''.

** Larry working out with Chi Chi Lambada, and miserably failing.
** Larry's face when Michelle... *ahem*, [[UnusualEuphemism "downloads to his hard disk"]].
** The dream sequences for everyone involved.
** Larry landing a plane using Flight Simulator knowledge. A CrowningMomentOfAwesome since he actually succeeds.
** Larry commenting that these idiots designed an airport runway 100 feet long... and TWO MILES wide!
** The dinner with TheReveal that Julius Bigg is the reason why LSL 4 was never released, and his SeriousBusiness reaction.
** The wrap-up ending as a whole, which manages to be half this, and half BittersweetEnding / ShaggyDogStory.

** Larry's dreadful performance on ''Stallions'', which causes the narrator to [[BreakingTheFourthWall fast-forward through the more embarrassing moments]].
** When finding a pair of designer sunglasses by the pool, Larry asks "Anybody lose these?" in the quietest voice possible before claiming them for himself.
** After Larry's... [[AssShove "high colonic treatment"]], we get this exchange.

** Larry's unenthusiastic "woof"s during his [[BondageIsBad "playtime"]] with Thunderbird.
** Larry's attempt at masturbating in his glass-paned bathroom, which causes a crowd of onlookers to stare at him. This naturally causes a game over.
** Unzipping your pants in front of [[CampGay Gary the towel attendant]] will cause Larry to "die" via GayOption.

** When opting to seduce Peggy.

** Even attempting to use a pick up line makes it clear Larry DOESN'T want her.

** Attempting to "look" at Peggy's chest will cause Neil Ross (the narrator) to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g6PcY0ER9M break character]] and refuse to read the intended line, calling out Al (who can be heard laughing in the background) and claiming he has "standards".

** "Lesbian Nights" -- a parody of "Summer Nights" from ''Film/{{Grease}}'' where Larry and Ione sing the story of their date from earlier in the game and [[spoiler:how it traumatized her into out-and-out lesbianism]].
** Earlier, when Ione starts [[WhatTheHellHero chewing Larry out]] for what he did, he attempts to deflect her criticism by blurting out "I'm gay!" We then get an IKnewIt reaction...from Larry's own crotch.
** One of Barbara Jo's conversations where Larry uses puppets to try and calm Barbara down, especially if you get some of the wrong options.
** When Larry Lovage and Morgan plays some unspecified Tabletop Roleplaying Game (although It's obviously intended to be [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]], given the sheet design shown) Larry's solution to saving a princess from becoming a virgin sacrifice is to make sure she's no longer a virgin.

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** As Peter Purser finishes up explaining the rules for the Thighs Man Trophy contest:

** When Larry asks Drew about Anton [[UnfortunateNames Fokker]], the screen (a closeup shot of Drew from Larry's POV) [[MaleGaze slowly scrolls down]] while she talks. It isn't until she's done talking when she [[MyEyesAreUpHere notices and calls you out]]. [[spoiler:Unlocking an EasterEgg lets you see the goods without interruption.]]
** Farting around long enough (or looking for the last remaining Dildos) after you've won the contest will result in this friendly little reminder from the ship's announcer.

** After winning the contest and meeting Captain Thygh, she refuses to participate as she's filled with [[AuthorVocabularyCalendar ennui]], but Larry is obviously confused as to what she means. The narrator then gives the definition of ennui (boredom), explains the word's origins, and uses it in a sentence. [[BreakingTheFourthWall Larry isn't the only one who hears him]].

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** Larry's attempt at masturbating in his glass-paned bathroom, which causes a crowd of onlookers to stare at him. Naturally, you die of embarrassment.

** When finding a pair of designer sunglasses by the pool, the narrator chastises you for attempting to take them without looking for its owner. Larry responds by asking "Anybody lose these?" in the quietest voice possible before claiming them for himself.

** At the very end, Larry barges into Dr. Nonookee's lair and triggers the security system, which ends up killing him.

*** The fact that the actual spy supposed to get the onklunk was a perfect Larry lookalike.

--> '''Bambi''': '''Wow, Larry, you're the first man to make me see lights!'''

** The Crabs Dance music
** Which is re-used when both Larry and Bambi gets stuck under a tanning booth triggered by Larry's newfound strength.

** Larry and Patti crashing in on the ''Police Quest'' set.
** The end ShoutOut at ''VideoGame/KingsQuestIV''.

** The Dating Connection especially so, since he only wins because Barbara ends one of her sentences with ", too", which the MC interprets as "number two", which is Larry. Too bad, no backsies.

** At the very end, when Larry barges into Dr. Nonookee's lair and triggers the security system, which ends up killing him.

*** The sheer gibberish Spanish in the sentences, for which a comfort translation is provided.