History Funny / Lackadaisy

* Tracy explains in a comic why the boys don't have long hair. Rocky becomes a rock-star, Freckle's hair went out of style so fast it proved fatal, Viktor took up bounty hunting, and Mordecai--with an [[SuperOCD asymmetrical hairstyle]]--tried to flee his hair on foot. He collapsed from exhaustion in Missouri.

** Mordecai and Viktor greet a group of carolers on Christmas, covered in dripping red stains after they've been pulverizing... [[StabTheSalad cranberries]].

* Aunt Nina telling Freckle and Rocky about Saint Patrick's Day in a bonus comic. She begins with a spiel about their rich Irish heritage and myths about fairies, leprechauns, and what have you... before telling the boys that this means it's time for church. To celebrate the banishing of all that superstitious heathen nonsense.

* Mordecai's reaction to the chicken at Serafine's Voodoo gathering is priceless.

* Aunt Nina telling Freckle and Rocky about Saint Patrick's Day in a bonus comic. She begins with a spiel about their rich Irish heritage and myths about fairies, leprechauns, and whathaveyou... before telling the boys that this means it's time for church. To celebrate the banishing of all that superstitious heathen nonsense.

* In yet another of Rocky's [[http://lackadaisy.foxprints.com/exhibit.php?exhibitid=438 childhood pancake-trips,]] he attempts to leave the house wearing "breakfast sleeves," i.e. pancakes strung on both arms (and one atop his head). This is funny enough, but then he mistakes his aunt Nina's voice for that of God and she, desperate to get him to cooperate, rolls with it. Then she goes to confession over it.
--> '''Priest:''' "... Did you say ''impersonating the almighty?"''

-->'''Thief:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight You want me to help finish your book report...about why you're supposed to murder me? ...To put your mind at ease.]]\\

* [[http://lackadaisy.foxprints.com/exhibit.php?exhibitid=446 Mordechai's reaction to flirting]]. He decides to study a ficus tree.
-->'''Mordechai''': It's an excellent ficus. (''looks back, girls are still there'') I wish I were this ficus.

-->'''Mitzi''': Oh, damn. Now I'm going to have to hire someone to murder Rocky.
-->'''Mitzi''': I'm ''kidding'', Wick. That was a joke. I'd ''never'' do a thing like that.
-->'''Mitzi''': ...Not when I could just wring his skinny neck with my own bare hands.
-->'''Mitzi''': No. I'm ''kidding''. ...He'd do it himself if I asked him nicely. No, ''really''. I'm ''joking''. ...Except he really would.

-->'''Mitzi''': The whole basis for this conversation is absurd.
-->'''Mitzi''': Rocky's name is definitely ''not'' on my murderers-for-hire roster.
-->'''Mitzi''': ...You stopped rowing.

** Even better is his mortified expression following the flashback, followed up with him attempting to burn Tracy with a clothes iron to get her to shut up. When the power cord proves too short, he [[BlackComedy ''rips the cord from the wall and plants the iron directly on her face''.]]

** Even better is his mortified expression following the flashback, followed up with him attempting to burn Tracy with a clothes iron to get her to shut up. When the power cord proves too short, he [[BlackComedy''rips the cord from the wall and plants the iron directly on her face''.]]

* When a reader asked Why Mordecai cleaned up the store room after stealing the firearms, Tracey made a comic of him coming in and getting a spider on his coat. He frantically thrashes about and finally kills it, only to look up and see rats all over the shelves. Cue a look of total horror as one of the rats offers him a piece of cracker.

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[[AC:Rocky]]

[[AC:Viktor and / or [[TheComicallySerious Mordecai]]]]

[[AC: Zib]]

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-->'''Mordecai:'' The fun parts of what, exactly?

* Mordecai's reaction to the "party chicken" at Serafine's Voodoo gathering is priceless. Serafine herself claims that the chicken just invited itself in.

* Aunt Nina telling Freckle and Rocky about Saint Patrick's Day in a bonus comic. She begins with a spiel about their rich Irish heritage and myths about fairies, leprechauns, and whathaveyou...before telling the boys that this means it's time for church. To celebrate the banishing of all that superstitious heathen nonsense.
-->'''Nina''': Sit up straight or the devil will steal your backbone...and lash you with it for all eternity.

* Rocky's...thing...for Mitzy, a cactus wrapped in a bow with googly eyes and clenched teeth. She says he should hold onto it.

** Mordecai and Viktor greet a group of carolers on Christmas, covered in dripping red stains after they've been pulverizing...[[StabTheSalad cranberries]].

-->'''Mordecai''': And I'd like the name of party-planner who volunteered ''us'' for this....so I can share with them my own little recipe.

* In a bonus comic, Tracey draws Mordecai smoothly exiting a building and walking back into a street, checking his watch, and being very orderly. ....All with a Stab Me note taped to his back.

* [[http://lackadaisy.foxprints.com/exhibit.php?exhibitid=446 Mordechai's reaction to flirting]]. He decides to study a ficus.

* [[http://lackadaisy.foxprints.com/exhibit.php?exhibitid=446 Mordechai's reaction to flirting]]. He decides to study a ficus.
-->'''Mordechai''': It's an excellent ficus. (''looks back, girls are still there'') I wish I were this ficus.