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-->'''Kaz:''' He's shooting his [[VideoGame/BarkleyShutUpAndJamGaiden gun's]].

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-->'''Kaz:''' He's shooting his [[VideoGame/BarkleyShutUpAndJamGaiden gun's]].gun's]].
* In part 15, the posse [[https://youtu.be/DHnQUYc684o?list=PLOPHtpj66mHu4ZCsgjflk8RJp3sqi7mFY&t=1152 finds]] a rather [[CelebrityResemblance familiar-looking NPC]].
-->'''NPC:''' Why don't you take a look at my wares?
-->'''KFJ:''' Whoa.
-->'''pokecapn:''' Okay... is that...?
-->'''medibot:''' Wait, I know that guy...
-->'''Kaz:''' I will, Creator/AnthonyBourdain!
-->'''pokecapn:''' [laughing hysterically] ''Man!''
-->'''KFJ:''' Oh my God!
-->'''medibot:''' Got it in one.
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-->'''[[CloudCuckooLander medibot]]''': A Yeul who joined the [[{{Dada}} Dadaist movement]].

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-->'''[[CloudCuckooLander medibot]]''': A Yeul who joined the [[{{Dada}} [[UsefulNotes/{{Dada}} Dadaist movement]].
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* In part 7, the posse get excited when they receive a Tonberry's Lantern for completing a quest. Their excitement only increases when they equip the lantern on Lightning, only for it to appear on the rear end of her character model. medibot's quip is what makes the moment:
-->'''medibot''': [[DoubleEntendre It's a light in the dark!]]

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-->'''Kaz''': ''[[BigOMG Oh my God!]]'' (...) This is what happens when you play this game sober!

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-->'''Kaz''': ''[[BigOMG Oh my God!]]'' (...) God!]] [[BigNo Noooooo!]]''
-->'''pokecapn''': Goodbye Kaz, it was nice knowing you.

-->'''Kaz''':
This is what happens when you stay sober and play this game sober!game.
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[[AC:GodHand]][[AC:VideoGame/GodHand]]
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** Becomes a RunningGag. They randomly invent new Yeuls as they go.

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** Becomes a RunningGag. They randomly invent new Yeuls as they go.
go, up to and including "a Yeul who composed all of her sentences and thoughts in dactylic hexameter".
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** Becomes a RunningGag. They randomly invent new Yeuls as they go.
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* In part 2, an NPC gives the posse valuable information... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOkjsA9Jo0I#t=1405 then promptly walks off the edge of the building.]]

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* In part 2, an NPC gives the posse valuable information... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOkjsA9Jo0I#t=1405 then promptly walks off the edge of the building.]]]]
* In Part 11, they all crack up upon seeing an Outerworld post by someone using the name "Cyrus Return's". They even name the video after him.
-->'''Kaz:''' He's shooting his [[VideoGame/BarkleyShutUpAndJamGaiden gun's]].
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* Not even ten minutes after naming their Cait Sith "Buttercup", a random NPC says "What's up, buttercup?" as they pass by. Total coincidence, but a damn good one.
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-->'''Kaz''': A Yeul who did petit pois. [[CunningLinguist A Yeul who wanted to learn every language.]] [[GamerChick A Yeul who played video games for]] [[ArcNumber thirteen]] [[GamerChick hours a day.]]

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-->'''Kaz''': A Yeul who did petit pois. [[CunningLinguist [[{{Omniglot}} A Yeul who wanted to learn every language.]] [[GamerChick A Yeul who played video games for]] [[ArcNumber thirteen]] [[GamerChick hours a day.]]
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-->'''Kaz''': A Yeul who did petit pois. [[CunningLinguist A Yeul who wanted to learn every language.]] [[GamerChick A Yeul who played video games for]] [[ArcNumer thirteen]] [[GamerChick hours a day.]]

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-->'''Kaz''': A Yeul who did petit pois. [[CunningLinguist A Yeul who wanted to learn every language.]] [[GamerChick A Yeul who played video games for]] [[ArcNumer [[ArcNumber thirteen]] [[GamerChick hours a day.]]
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-->'''Kaz''': A Yeul who did petit pois. [[CunningLinguist A Yeul who wanted to learn every language.]] [[GamerChick A Yeul who played video games for thirteen hours a day.]]

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-->'''Kaz''': A Yeul who did petit pois. [[CunningLinguist A Yeul who wanted to learn every language.]] [[GamerChick A Yeul who played video games for thirteen for]] [[ArcNumer thirteen]] [[GamerChick hours a day.]]
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-->'''Kaz''': A Yeul who did petit pois. [[CunningLinguist A Yeul who wanted to learn every language.]] A Yeul who played video games for thirteen hours a day.

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-->'''Kaz''': A Yeul who did petit pois. [[CunningLinguist A Yeul who wanted to learn every language.]] [[GamerChick A Yeul who played video games for thirteen hours a day.]]
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-->'''pokecapn''': A Yeul who ''hated'' [[BigFuckingSword really big swords]].

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-->'''pokecapn''': A Yeul who ''hated'' [[BigFuckingSword [[{{BFS}} really big swords]].

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-->'''medibot''': A Yeul who joined the [[{{Dada}} Dadaist movement]].
-->'''KFJ''': Don't joke.

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-->'''medibot''': -->'''[[CloudCuckooLander medibot]]''': A Yeul who joined the [[{{Dada}} Dadaist movement]].
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker KFJ]]''': Don't joke.
-->'''Kaz''': A Yeul who would only comb her hair with boar bristle brushes.
-->'''KFJ''': Don't joke.
[[HollywoodVoodoo A Yeul who became a voodoo priest.]]
-->'''Kaz''': [[NightmareFuelStationAttendant A Yeul who liked to sharpen things that don't usually have edges.]] ''(...)'' [[MotorMouth A Yeul who would not stop talking.]]
-->'''medibot''': [[TheVoiceless A Yeul who would never speak.]]
-->'''pokecapn''': A Yeul who ''hated'' [[BigFuckingSword really big swords]].
-->'''Kaz''': That one didn't last long...
-->'''KFJ''': No, no. He probably killed her.

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* Part 56 gives us this OverlyLongGag.
-->'''Noel''': Do you think this will make Yeul happy?
-->'''Caius''': [[ShutUpKirk Which Yeul are you talking about?]] I've known and protected hundreds of Yeuls! Although they had the same soul, every one of them was unique! A Yeul who dreamed of travel! A Yeul who loved to sing! A Yeul who collected flowers.
-->'''Kaz''': A Yeul who did petit pois. [[CunningLinguist A Yeul who wanted to learn every language.]] A Yeul who played video games for thirteen hours a day.
-->'''medibot''': [[PrivateDetective A Yeul who became a private investigator.]]
-->'''Kaz''': [[IncrediblyLameFun A Yeul who counted sand.]]
-->'''KFJ''': [[SupremeChef A Yeul who became a pastry chef.]]
-->'''Kaz''': [[SuperOCD A Yeul who compulsively cleaned carpets.]]
-->'''KFJ''': [[MenCantKeepHouse ...I could use a Yeul like that.]]
-->'''medibot''': A Yeul who joined the [[{{Dada}} Dadaist movement]].
-->'''KFJ''': Don't joke.

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* Part 53 features the return of none other than [[EnsembleDarkhorse Gogmagog]]. It remarkable how funny it is to hear Kaz and KFJ regress from somewhat sensible adults to [[{{Squee}} squeeing]], giggling children upon seeing him.

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* Their encounter with Thurston in [[http://youtu.be/fH_i7MvpTqQ?t=8m29s Part 31]].
-->'''Thurston''': I wonder why people waste their efforts picking off monsters one creature at a time.
-->'''pokecapn''': I don't know, Thurston...
-->'''Thurston''': I know a faster way we can get rid of them. We just need [[StuffBlowingUp a lot of explosives]]—[[NoKillLikeOverkill enough to blow up the entire ruins]]!
-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': This guy is [[CrazyAwesome awesome]]! ''[starts laughing]''
-->'''pokecapn''': ''[also laughing]'' Oh my God! "Yo, we need to re-invent nukes!"
-->'''medibot''': "We forgot how, but we'll remember!"
* Part 53 52 features the return of none other than [[EnsembleDarkhorse Gogmagog]]. It remarkable how funny it is to hear Kaz and KFJ regress from somewhat sensible adults to [[{{Squee}} squeeing]], giggling children upon seeing him.
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* Part 53 features the return of none other than [[EnsembleDarkhorse Gogmagog]]. It remarkable how funny it is to hear Kaz and KFJ regress from somewhat sensible adults to [[{{Squee}} squeeing]], giggling children upon seeing him.
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* The first time the gang encounter Chocolina they quickly decide that she must have killed a Chocobo and is wearing its skin.
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-->'''medibot''': Well, if you suddenly existed, you'd be pretty happy too!

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-->'''medibot''': Well, if you suddenly existed, you'd be pretty happy too!too!

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* In part 2, an NPC gives the posse valuable information... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOkjsA9Jo0I#t=1405 then promptly walks off the edge of the building.]]
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyfVIMyoq1Y&t=11m27s The entirety of the cat chase.]] "I'm high as hell, kupo!"
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** From that same part, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ8rRuSwXMM#t=14m45s "TvTropesTvTropesTvTropesTvTropes"]]...[[OverlyLongGag "TvTropes."]]

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** From that same part, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ8rRuSwXMM#t=14m45s "TvTropesTvTropesTvTropesTvTropes"]]...com/watch?v=aQ8rRuSwXMM#t=14m26s pokacapn says he didn't like]] ''Film/ThePrincessBride''...[[OverlyLongGag "TvTropes."]]
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-->'''KFJ''': Fuck.

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-->'''KFJ''': Fuck.Fuck.
** This exchange from the same video:
-->'''pokecapn''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext That kid phased into appearance and said "Yay!"]]
-->'''medibot''': Well, if you suddenly existed, you'd be pretty happy too!
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* After a battle in the 19th video, the camera cuts to [[MaleGaze a rather interesting]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLB79ED99F63FDF037&v=B_wzIqFlnGk&feature=player_detailpage#t=1634 view.]]
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* Anything involving [[UnfortunateNames CP]]. [[note]]Crystarium Points, if you're wondering.[[/note]]

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* Anything involving [[UnfortunateNames CP]]. [[note]]Crystarium [[note]]Crystogen Points, if you're wondering.[[/note]]
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* Anything involving [[UnfortunateNames CP]]. [[note]]Crystarium Points, if you're wondering.[[/note]]
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-->'''Kaz''': She's seen the future where we turn the game off.

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-->'''Kaz''': She's seen the future where we turn the game off.off.
* In the 21st video, the posse plays a friendly game of Brain Blast. One of the questions is "What does [[TheHero Serah]] do for a living?" to which Kung-Fu Jesus answers correctly. He claims that he knows everything about Serah, to general laughter. The next question?
-->''What colour are Serah's eyes?''
-->'''KFJ''': Fuck.
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* In part 17, they look around for a new [[CoolHat adornment]] they found, and end up finding ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ8rRuSwXMM&feature=player_detailpage&list=PLB79ED99F63FDF037#t=1154s this]]'', which causes everyone on board to laugh their asses off.
** From that same part, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ8rRuSwXMM&list=PLB79ED99F63FDF037&feature=player_detailpage&t=865 "TvTropesTvTropesTvTropesTvTropes"]]...[[OverlyLongGag "TvTropes."]]

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* In part 17, they look around for a new [[CoolHat adornment]] they found, and end up finding ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ8rRuSwXMM&feature=player_detailpage&list=PLB79ED99F63FDF037#t=1154s com/watch?v=aQ8rRuSwXMM#t=19m19s this]]'', which causes everyone on board to laugh their asses off.
** From that same part, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ8rRuSwXMM&list=PLB79ED99F63FDF037&feature=player_detailpage&t=865 com/watch?v=aQ8rRuSwXMM#t=14m45s "TvTropesTvTropesTvTropesTvTropes"]]...[[OverlyLongGag "TvTropes."]]
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* The chuckleheads are looking for Captain Cryptic in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekls0YfutGk&t=28m33s Part 34]], with pokecapn looking online for his location based on hints from NPCs.

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* The chuckleheads are looking for Captain Cryptic in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekls0YfutGk&t=28m33s Part 34]], with pokecapn looking online for his location based on hints from NPCs.[=NPCs=].
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* During a discussion with [[MrExposition Yeul]] in the 20th video.]]

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* During a discussion with [[MrExposition Yeul]] in the 20th video.]]

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