History Funny / KroboProductions

'''Dr. Oates:''' Smims! ''([[DisproportionateRetribution pulls out a shotgun]])''\\

** Will's utter FreakOut when his girlfriend [[MinorInjuryOverreaction eats his breffmints]]. "As of now, this friendship is over. You're not welcome here, so I'd like it if you just got the hell outta my '''house'''!"

'''Will''': WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK?! [[BrickJoke YOU ATE MY BREFFMINTS]]!

** Carlton as a superhero saves Will from being shot by a robber and poses dramatically… [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome allowing the mugger to just shoot Will in the face over Carlton's shoulder]].

** Uncle Phil violently throws a baby out of the house for crying. In response, Will calls for a policeman, who promptly materializes into the scene, and tells him to arrest Uncle Phil [[FelonyMisdemeanor for eating his breffmints]].

** Will and Uncle Phil watching Fesh Pince, only for Krobo's original channel to be taken down by youtube.

** "With [[MemeticMutation over 9000]] percent of the districts reporting, Judge Robertson has overwhelmingly defeated the districts reporting."

** "Boys, let me tell you somethin' about women. Nevavevavevav. [=NeVAvevaveVAv=]."
*** "Boys, let me tell you somethin' about women. "[[ExactWords Somethin' about women.]]" "

'''Lewbert:''' Here's a fuzzy fork!

** A lot of comments went along the lines of "Why did you upload an entirely unedited episode of [[GagSeries Uncle]] [[WidgetSeries Grandpa]]?"

--->"Your brain is [[VisualPun full of]] UsefulNotes/{{Spain}}. [[CaptainObvious You've got Spain in your brain]], Mr. Griiirch. Spain is full of spiders. You've got thirty-NINE [[Franchise/SpiderMan AND A HALF]] spiders in your brain. I wouldn't touch you. ''[Musical sting]'' You've got shit in your anus, Mr. Griiirch.\\

'''Carlton''': But, dad, aren't some of those banks?

'''Will:''' Whouououo am I? I'M A BLACK MAN WITH A SHORT BLACK MAN.

'''Carlton, chiming in''': What are you gonna do, dad?\\

** "I'm gonna zip my pants up." "Dad, how could you say--" "NUMBERS, ''NUMBERS, '''NUMBERS'''''"

--->'''Phil''': Will is not a coat, Will is not a closet.\\

--->'''Phil''': [[LackOfEmpathy Oh, I knew this was gonna happen.]] ''(laughs heartily)''\\

(''Scene fades back in on Will, now apparently dead with a gunshot wound to the chest... [[MoodWhiplash Then the Popeye title screen appears]]'')

** "That's the way you want it?" [[spoiler: [[MoodWhiplash "Oint]][[NonSequitur ments."]]]]

--->'''Will:''' To me, Heaven has to be [[BrickJoke a cross between a]] [[CallBack Dikekike video and Chicken an' Winnigish]]!"

-->'''Meta Knight:''' [[StupidStatementDanceMix Suck up dis torch!]]

'''Will''': (upset; high pitched) [[TheUnintelligible WAAAyaaaYAAAyaaaYAOW WAheowyeoow ow EEEeeeEEE...]] I WAS MINDIN' MY ''DAMN'' BUSINESS, EATIN' SOME ''DAMN'' FRUIT! (Will's body spasms; [[NonSequitur the duck jar is shot,]] [[VideoGame/DuckHunt prompting laughter from the Duck Hunt dog]]) [=HAAwoowwaAAWWOWoow!=] I WAS MINDIN' MY [[StupidStatementDanceMix DEE DEE DEEEE DEE DEE MY DEE DEE DEEE DE DE MY DEE DEE DEEEEE DEE DEE!]] (leaves; quietly) hooooooo.

** "[[StupidStatementDanceMix You]] [[MondegreenGag sell fish]]."

** "That's the way you want it?" [[spoiler: [[MoodWhiplash "Ointments."]]]]

--->'''Yogi:''' (still handstanding) It wasn't silly when you sucked my dick!

** After this, Carlton promptly turns into [[Videogame/EarthBound Lucas]].

'''[[NamesTheSame Princess Luna]]''': Always, Bear.\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz_W6BOgEXg How the Grirch Borrowed Hanukkah]] (and subsequently returned it)
** The image of the Cat in the Hat from the "Cat in the Hat Productions" logo being replaced with him shouting "EGGS! EGGS!"[[note]]From his introduction of the ''Green Eggs & Ham'' cartoon[[/note]]

** '''Narrator:''' He knew every Jew down in Jewville beneath was not Christian.\\

** Uncle Phil explaining to Will's father that his son isn't a series of objects

'''Will's dad''': You get off my back! [[YoureNotMyFather You're not my mother]]! [[MoodSwinger You know what I'm saying]]?\\

** Will's father leaves his son, returns after a short while, [[YankTheDogsChain then immediately leaves again]]. [[NoSympathy Uncle Phil]] [[KickTheDog laughs in the background]].

--->'''Will''': ''(sadly)'' Ha ha.'' (Audience bursts into laughter)''\\

''Hey this was pretty fucking gay!''\\

** Will's father leaves his son, returns after a short while, [[YankTheDogsChain then immediately leaves again]]. Uncle Phil [[KickTheDog laughs in the background]].

--> '''Geoffrey:''' Arse!

--> '''Uncle Phil:''' "Excuse me, sir, would you mind putting out that [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames FACE]]?"
--> '''Man:''' *Takes off the mask* "[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Yes]]." *Puts it on again*
--> '''Uncle Phil:''' "Fuck you."

--->'''Carlton''': (attacks Will with energy blasts) SHISH SHISH SHISH SHISH (charges up and unleashes an explosive blast) SHIIIGIIISH!
--->'''Will''': (upset; high pitched) [[TheUnintelligible WAAAyaaaYAAAyaaaYAOW WAheowyeoow ow EEEeeeEEE...]] I WAS MINDIN' MY ''DAMN'' BUSINESS, EATIN' SOME ''DAMN'' FRUIT! (Will's body spasms; [[NonSequitur the duck jar is shot,]] [[VideoGame/DuckHunt prompting laughter from the Duck Hunt dog]]) [=HAAwoowwaAAWWOWoow!=] I WAS MINDIN' MY [[StupidStatementDanceMix DEE DEE DEEEE DEE DEE MY DEE DEE DEEE DE DE MY DEE DEE DEEEEE DEE DEE!]] (leaves; quietly) hooooooo.

---> '''Will:''' To me, Heaven has to be [[BrickJoke a cross between a]] [[CallBack Dikekike video and Chicken an' Winnigish]]!"

---> '''Phil''': Will is not a coat, Will is not a closet.\\

---> '''Will''': ''(sadly)'' Ha ha.'' (Audience bursts into laughter)''\\

--> '''Twilight Sparkle''': A pony whose contributions to-\\

---> '''Twilight:''' ''[sighs, annoyed]'' That pony is a fuel!\\

---> '''Twilight''': Oh good, [[YuriGenre yuri]]. I'm going to fuck you, [[BlackComedyRape and I'm not taking no for an answer.]]\\

-->'''Sonic''': [[FoeYay I feel the need for Robotnik's penis!]] ''(runs off)''\\

** "[[StupidStatementDanceMix You]] [[{{Mondegreen}} sell fish]]."

'''Ashley''': [[DudeNotFunny That's not funny.]]
** *discussing Uncle Phil's weight* "It's not funny, fatty, I'm worried about you!"