History Funny / KingsQuestVIIThePrincelessBride

** While climbing the Mountain of Winds in Etheria, Valanice can be caught and eaten by a rogue wind spirit. She responds to this in typical offended ProperLady fashion; berating him for being rude.

* As Rosella disguised in the black veil, if you wait in Ooga Booga long enough for the Boogeyman to appear, he'll mistake Rosella for Lady Tsepish and flirt with her.

* When Rosella tells Dr. Cadaver that "we" (meaning herself and King Otar, who is currently turned into a beetle in her inventory in order to escape Malicia's notice) need a way out of Ooga Booga Land, Dr. Cadaver asks whether by "we" she means herself and her tapeworm. Otar's outraged reaction is hilarious as well.

** In chapter four, you can make Rosella leave Malicia's house through the front door. The gargoyle just outside will immediately GoombaStomp on her, complete with a cartoony "boing!" sound effect and a SickeningCrunch.

* The Mockingbird. The thing has PLENTY of things to say about you.

** In the final chapter, [[spoiler: accidentally zapping the wrong Troll King.]] What does [[HaveANiceDeath Rosella]] have to say for ''that'' one?
--> [[spoiler: "Ooooops."]]

* Valanice getting past the were-bear in the woods [[spoiler: by temporarily assuming the form of a {{jackalope}}.]]

* As Rosella disguised in the black veil, if you wait in Ooga Booga long enough for the Boogeyman to appear, [[spoiler:he'll mistake Rosella for Lady Tsepish and flirt with her.]]

* When Rosella tells Dr. Cadaver that "we" (meaning herself and [[spoiler:King Otar, who is currently turned into a beetle in her inventory in order to escape Malicia's notice]]) need a way out of Ooga Booga Land, Dr. Cadaver asks whether by "we" she means herself and her tapeworm. [[spoiler:Otar's]] outraged reaction is hilarious as well.

* Generally speaking the Kangaroo Rat can always find a rhyme for his dialogue. However, in a cut sound clip (listen [[https://tcrf.net/King%27s_Quest_VII:_The_Princeless_Bride on this page]]) where Rosella asks what the name of the desert is, he says "This is the Huitzilipopuatlateknahualimoatlicue Desert, and no, I'm not even going to try to make a rhyme out of that!"

* Some of the deaths are just too damn funny. For instance, drinking a pot full of salt water in the desert will make Valanice [[DeathByFallingOver instantly fall over dead.]]
** [[HaveANiceDeath "Well, Valanice - drinking a pot full of salt water wasn't the smartest thing you've ever done!"]]

** "Ooooh, I can't believe I ate ''bugs''! I'll never do ''that'' again!"
** In the final chapter, [[spoiler: accidentally zapping the wrong Troll King.]] What does [[HaveANiceDeath Rosella]] have to say for ''that'' one? [[spoiler: "Ooooops."]]

* When Rosella tells Dr. Cadaver that "we" (meaning herself and [[spoiler:King Otar, who is currently turned into a beetle in her inventory in order to escape Malicia's notice]]) need a way out of Ooga Booga Land, Dr. Cadaver asks whether by "we" she means herself and her tapeworm.

* Generally speaking the Kangaroo Rat can always find a rhyme for his dialogue. However, in a cut sound clip (listen [[https://tcrf.net/King%27s_Quest_VII:_The_Princeless_Bride on this page]]) where Rosella asks what the name of the desert is, he says "This is the Huitzilipopuatlateknahualimoatlicue Desert, and no, I'm not even going to try to make a rhyme out of that!"

* You can kill Valanice by causing her to wade through the muddy riverbed in the woods, where she sinks and drowns. [[GenreSavvy Rosella]], on the other hand, will ''not'' do this, because [[{{Irony}} "Mother always taught me not to play in the mud."]]

* Malicia's thoroughly undignified squawk of terror at the sight of the wind-up mouse.

* The Troll blacksmith being pretty much this universe's answer to VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry, [[UnwantedSuitor complete with making inept passes at Rosella.]] It's also pretty funny and satisfying what happens when you drop the wet sulfur on his fire pit, sending him into a blissful nap.

* You can kill Valanice by causing her to wade through the muddy riverbed in the woods, where she sinks and drowns. [[GenreSavvy Rosella]], on the other hand, will ''not'' do this, because [[{{Irony}} "Mother always taught me not to play in the mud."]]

* Some of these deaths are just too damn funny. For instance, drinking a pot full of salt water in the desert will make Valanice [[DeathByFallingOver instantly fall over dead.]]

* The incredibly melodramatic and hyperactive poodle who serves as Mayor of Falderal.

* You can kill Valanice by causing her to wade through the muddy riverbed in the woods, where she sinks and drowns. [[GenreSavvy Rosella]], on the other hand, will ''not'' do this, because [[{{Irony}} "Mother always taught me not to play in the mud."]]

* Valanice getting past the were-bear in the woods [[spoiler: by temporarily assuming the form of a jackalope.]]

* So Valanice has just landed in the desert, what's the first thing she does? Accidentally rip part of her dress on a cactus. [[WebVideo/PawDugan There's a reason Valanice wasn't given a starring role in a ''King's Quest'' game yet.]]

* The Mockingbird.

* Some of these deaths are just too damn funny.
** Drink a pot full of salt water in the desert. [[DeathByFallingOver Valanice ''instantly'' falls over]] and, in the "You Have Expired" screen, says, "Well Valanice - drinking a pot full of saltwater wasn't the ''smartest'' thing you've ever done!"
** Make Rosella eat baked beetles three times. She's such a drama queen.

* Harassing the Falderal gate guard by hammering on the door when he refuses to let you in.

** Drink a pot full of salt water in the desert. Valanice ''instantly'' falls over and says, "Well Valanice - drinking a pot full of saltwater wasn't the ''smartest'' thing you've ever done!"

* The Mockingbird.