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Funny / King's Quest VII: The Princeless Bride

  • Some of these deaths are just too damn funny. For instance, drinking a pot full of salt water in the desert will make Valanice instantly fall over dead.
  • The Mockingbird. The thing has PLENTY of things to say about you.
  • So Valanice has just landed in the desert, what's the first thing she does? Accidentally rip part of her dress on a cactus. There's a reason Valanice hasn't had a starring role in a ''King's Quest'' game yet.
  • Harassing the Falderal gate guard by hammering on the door when he refuses to let you in.
  • Valanice getting past the were-bear in the woods by temporarily assuming the form of a jackalope.
  • The incredibly melodramatic and hyperactive poodle who serves as Mayor of Falderal.
    • The equally melodramatic Chicken Petite.
  • If Valanice wakes up the rock spirit before she's supposed to, she'll be blown all the way back to the desert. Oops.
  • As Rosella disguised in the black veil, if you wait in Ooga Booga long enough for the Boogeyman to appear, he'll mistake Rosella for Lady Tsepish and flirt with her.
  • You can kill Valanice by causing her to wade through the muddy riverbed in the woods, where she sinks and drowns. Rosella, on the other hand, will not do this, because "Mother always taught me not to play in the mud."