Funny / King's Quest VII: The Princeless Bride

• Some of the deaths are just too damn funny.
  • Drinking a pot full of salt water in the desert will make Valanice instantly fall over dead.
  "Well, Valanice - drinking a pot full of salt water wasn't the smartest thing you've ever done!"
  • Making Rosella eat baked beetles three times. She's such a drama queen.
  "Ooooh, I can't believe I ate bugs! I'll never do that again!"
  • In the final chapter, you can screw up by accidentally zapping the real Troll King, which results in Otar turning back into a beetle. Then Malicia bursts in and kills you, sending you to the Game Over screen. And what does Rosella have to say for this mistake that cost her her life and doomed all of Eldritch?
  "Oooops."
  • If you leave Malicia's house through the front door, the gargoyle just outside will immediately Goomba Stomp on you, complete with a cartoony "boing!" sound effect and a Sickening "Crunch!".
  • Speaking of Malicia's house, you can opt to climb out of the floorboards while Malicia is approaching, rather than duck back down out of sight. If you're playing as Valanice, Malicia even has a good laugh out of your terrible lack of self-preservation before frying you.
  "You humans don't have the best survival instincts, do you?"
  • While climbing the Mountain of Winds in Etheria, Valanice can be caught and eaten by a rogue wind spirit. She responds to this in typical offended Proper Lady fashion; berating him for being rude.
• You have to make Valanice and Rosella eat chunks of salt in order to progress. Valanice has a rather amusing reaction where she just says "Eeeew! SALT!"
• The Troll blacksmith being pretty much this universe's answer to Leisure Suit Larry, complete with making inept passes at Rosella. It's also pretty funny and satisfying what happens when you drop the wet sulfur on his fire pit, sending him into a blissful nap.
• The Mockingbird in Falderal has plenty of things to say about you.
• So Valanice has just landed in the desert, what's the first thing she does? Accidentally rip part of her dress on a cactus. There's a reason Valanice hasn't had a starring role in a ''King's Quest'' game yet.
• Harassing the Falderal gate guard by hammering on the door when he refuses to let you in.
• Valanice getting past the were-bear in the woods by temporarily assuming the form of a jackalope.
• The incredibly melodramatic and hyperactive Mayor of Falderal, Archduke Fifi Le Yipyap.
  • The equally melodramatic Chicken Petite.
• If Valanice wakes up the rock spirit before she's supposed to, she'll be blown all the way back to the desert. Oops.
• As Rosella disguised in the black veil, if you wait in Ooga Booga long enough for the Boogeyman to appear, he'll mistake Rosella for Countess Tsepish and flirt with her.
• You can kill Valanice by causing her to wade through the muddy riverbed in the woods, where she sinks and drowns. Rosella, on the other hand, will not do this, because "Mother always taught me not to play in the mud."
• Malicia's thoroughly undignified squawk of terror at the sight of the wind-up mouse.
• Generally, the Kangaroo Rat can always find a rhyme for his dialogue. However, in a cut sound clip (listen on this page) where Rosella asks what the name of the desert is, he says "This is the Huitzilipopuatlateknahualimoatlicue Desert, and no, I'm not even going to try to make a rhyme out of that!"
• When Rosella tells Dr. Cadaver that "we" (meaning herself and King Otar, who is currently turned into a beetle in her inventory in order to escape Malicia's notice) need a way out of Ooga Booga Land, Dr. Cadaver asks whether by "we" she means herself and her tapeworm. Otar's outraged reaction is hilarious as well.
• At times, the expressions of the characters' faces are so stupid they remove all the seriousness from a scene, for example, Rosella's "bruh" face and Edgar's derp face.

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