History Funny / KingOfTheHill

9th Feb '17 9:10:24 AM KoopaKid17
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'''Bobby:''' HEY, DAD! I LIKE BEER! ''(pukes)''

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'''Bobby:''' -->'''Bobby:''' HEY, DAD! I LIKE BEER! ''(pukes)''
9th Feb '17 9:09:57 AM KoopaKid17
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* From "'Twas the Nut Before Christmas" when Bobby [[CrossesTheLineTwice drinks beer given to him by Wally]].
'''Bobby:''' HEY, DAD! I LIKE BEER! ''(pukes)''
* Hank's drunken rant against Buck in "What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis".
-->'''Hank:''' I'm not gonna say to... Hell, I ''am'' gonna say what I have been wanting to say! Buck Strickland is a monster! A drunk monster, Buck Strickland is nothing but a lecherous, disgusting bastard-making bastard. ''(slurred gibberish)'' And now, I'm going to vomit.
10th Jan '17 6:20:17 PM maxwellsilver
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*** Dale suggests the noise Hank has been hearing is "silent UN helicopters".
----> "As you can tell, they're still working out the bugs."



* From the first season, after Bobby accidentally kills an endangered whooping crane [[spoiler:It was actually just knocked out]]:

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* From "Order of the Straight Arrow" in the first season, after Bobby accidentally kills an endangered whooping crane [[spoiler:It was actually just knocked out]]:



** When Dale tries to leave, most likely to make an anonymous tip to the authorities, he gets bound and gagged. The next morning, a forest ranger asks if they saw the whooping crane and mentions he was in the Straight Arrow when he was a kid. Then Dale hops out of his tent, bound and gagged.
--->'''Ranger:''' Ah. I see the Order hasn't changed a bit since my day.
** The ranger asks Boomhauer, who reveals everything in his MotorMouth speech pattern.
--->'''Ranger:''' Well if you see anything, let me know.



-->'''Minh:''' ''(pulls out a handgun)'' Name a target, I guarantee I nail it.

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-->'''Minh:''' --->'''Minh:''' ''(pulls out a handgun)'' Name a target, I guarantee I nail it.
6th Jan '17 8:02:59 PM Emperor_Oshron
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** When Hank leads a march to the "Hell House" to confront Harper, Bill joins the crowd dressed as a BedsheetGhost while shouting "Boo!". However, the sheet gets caught on a tree and gets ripped, causing Bill to shout [[Film/AnimalHouse "Toga! Toga!"]].

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** When Hank leads a march to the "Hell House" to confront Harper, Bill joins the crowd dressed as a BedsheetGhost while shouting "Boo!". However, BedsheetGhost, but the sheet gets caught on a tree his foot and gets ripped, causing Bill to shout ripped. He improvises.
--> '''Bill:''' Here comes the ghost! ''(*rip!*)'' Oh...
[[Film/AnimalHouse "Toga! Toga!"]].TOGA!]]
10th Oct '16 10:20:01 AM TheCuza
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* Hank is accused of renting and never returning a (porn) movie that he has never even heard of before, which leads to this conversation:
-->'''Hank:''' I told you I didn't rent the tape! Now, who's calling me a liar? You or the machine? 'Cause I wanna know whose ass to kick!\\
'''Video Store Employee:''' I'm not calling you a liar, sir.\\
'''Hank:''' Fine! ''[examining computer]'' ...Now, where's the ass on this thing?
26th Sep '16 7:52:49 PM CastingCrowns
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** Same episode- Bill is still pretending to be Lenore, and asks if she should go get Bill. Dale's response?
---> I'm skeptical that you can, yet intrigued that you may.
20th Sep '16 6:44:29 PM NewWorldMan
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-->'''John:''' Dale, are you asking me to steal your friend's companion?

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-->'''John:''' -->'''John Redcorn:''' Dale, are you asking me to steal your friend's companion?



-->'''John:''' ....Yes, it's very difficult to watch an [[StealthInsult idiot raise your child]].

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-->'''John:''' ....-->'''John Redcorn:''' ....Yes, it's very difficult to watch an [[StealthInsult idiot raise your child]].
4th Sep '16 5:16:43 PM WillyFourEyes
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-->'''Hank:''' Hey, coach used to say something to fire us up when we're behind.

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-->'''Hank:''' Hey, You know, coach used to say something to fire us up when we're behind.


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-->'''Peggy:''' (still crying) Why are you yelling at me?
24th Aug '16 8:43:42 PM trixus
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** His "trap" when trying to shake off the pimp that is chasing him with his car: he waits on a yellow light just long enough so he can be the only one to cross before the light turns red. Hank is ''aghast'' when he sees the pimp crossing on the red light.
14th Jul '16 6:26:11 PM Mikeyfan93
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* Funniest stingers? Here are mine:

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* Funniest stingers? Here are mine:The stingers, which usually involve an out-of-context line from the episode:
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