History Funny / KingOfTheHill

3rd Jan '16 4:55:30 PM CatcherInTheWry
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*The Newspaper article from the Smoking Bandit: -->'''Newspaper''': According to the sherriff's department, one of the unexpected dangers of the smoking brouhaha is the possibility of copycat Smoking Bandits all over town. -->'''Sheriff''': This could turn out to be a Snowball effect. Now I know a lot of you folks down here in Texas probably don't actually know what a snowball is, or what sort of effect it as, so I'll try to explain. See, a snowball is really just a small ball made up of snow, which is this cold white stuff that the folks up north are always complaining about. But, it's actually kind of fun once in a while, if you just remember that the snowball is more afraid of you then you are of it."
12th Nov '15 1:48:32 PM speedyboris
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* In "High Anxiety", after Hank's been nervous about being arrested for accidentally smoking pot: --> '''Hank''': I want you to promise me you won't ''ever'' do drugs, Bobby.\\ '''Bobby''': I promise.\\ '''Hank''': ''(distraught)'' A promise means nothing when a junkie tricks you into smoking a joint, when you think it's a cigarette, which you shouldn't smoke ''either'', now promise me!\\ '''Bobby''': Okay, I promise!\\ '''Hank''': ''(morose)'' Promises mean nothing.\\ '''Bobby''': ''(firmly)'' Dad, I'm not gonna do drugs, 'cause drugs are for losers.\\ '''Hank''': ''(guiltily)'' Ugh...\\ '''Bobby''': Plus, I wanna be the first chubby comic to live past thirty-five!
7th Nov '15 9:33:09 AM Miracle@StOlaf
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* "Hey, Gribble... I can see your dad's junk."
26th Oct '15 6:41:09 AM Austin
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* In "Reborn to be Wild", Hank doesn't approve of Bobby's new found friend Pastor K, the lead singer of a Christian Rock band, which leads to this exchange. --> '''Pastor K''': You people are all the same. You look at us and think we're freaks. Come on. Even Jesus had long hair! --> '''Hank:''' Only because I wasn't his dad.
26th Oct '15 6:14:20 AM Austin
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Justifying edit.
** This one actually doubles as DudeNotFunny. The episode treats cats as {{CompleteMonster CompleteMonsters}} (or at least this one), and the continued scamming gets ''extremely'' tiresome to watch for some.
1st Oct '15 5:29:50 AM themisterfree
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* Getting testosterone treatments apparently helps Hank keep track of Dale's conspiracy theories
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* Getting testosterone treatments apparently helps Kahn and Minh are listening in on the Hills in "The Incredible Hank". ---> '''Kahn:''' Why he point at his crotch like that? ---> '''Hank:''' You want me to put a patch on my ''what''?! ---> '''Kahn:''' Okay, this is going in a weird direction. ** Also from that episode, Hank keep track of completely unravels Dale's conspiracy theoriescrazy theory involving clones and Mongols. Curious how Hank manages to remember all that nonsense:

* Kahn and Minh are listening in on the Hills in "The Incredible Hank". ---> '''Kahn:''' Why he point at his crotch like that? ---> '''Hank:''' You want me to put a patch on my ''what''?! ---> '''Kahn:''' Okay, this is going in a weird direction. ** Also from that episode, Hank completely unravels Dale's crazy theory involving clones and Mongols. Curious how Hank manages to remember all that nonsense.
3rd Sep '15 2:13:55 PM maxwellsilver
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-->'''Dale:''' "There were only five of those left in the world. [''{{Beat}}''] Welp, four now!"
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-->'''Dale:''' "There There were only five of those left in the world. [''{{Beat}}''] Welp, four now!"now! -->'''Bill:''' Then we should be thankful we got the opportunity to see one.
1st Sep '15 2:44:36 PM maxwellsilver
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FULA-P3a_uQ "It's a leaf blower, Bill, not a jetpack."]]
14th Aug '15 8:09:28 AM maxwellsilver
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--> '''Peggy:''' Hank? He's gentle as a lamb.
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--> '''Social Worker:''' Would you say your husband has a temper? --> '''Peggy:''' Who, Hank? He's No, Hank is as gentle as a lamb.

--> '''Hank:''' No more bouncing that ball!!
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--> '''Hank:''' God dangit!! No more bouncing that ball!!

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--> '''Hank:''' No more bouncing that ball!!'''Peggy:''' Hank, we have a visitor.
14th Aug '15 8:06:53 AM maxwellsilver
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* After Dale expresses his ConspiracyTheorist opinion on global warming: "Dale, you giblet head! We live in Texas. It's already 110 in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter I'm gonna kick your ass!"
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* ** After Dale expresses his ConspiracyTheorist opinion on global warming: "Dale, you giblet head! We live in Texas. It's already 110 in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter I'm gonna kick your ass!"ass!" ** When Peggy is defending Hank to the Children's Aid worker. --> '''Peggy:''' Hank? He's gentle as a lamb. --> ''[Hank throws open the door and storms in]'' --> '''Hank:''' No more bouncing that ball!! --> ''[grabs baseball Bobby is throwing at the wall and throws it out the door, almost hitting the social worker]''
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