History Funny / KingOfTheHill

28th Jun '16 5:49:54 AM Vir
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* From "The Miseducation of Bobby Hill", there's Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer's failed homemade weather balloon, which ends with Bill getting tangled in a tree in Mexico and a bunch of hoodlum kids "mistaking" him for a piñata. He limps over to them with his shirt mostly gone and a tattoo across his stomach, then hands Dale the balloons telling him "Your turn" before collapsing.

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* From "The Miseducation of Bobby Hill", there's Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer's failed homemade weather balloon, which ends with Bill getting tangled in a tree in Mexico and a bunch of hoodlum kids "mistaking" him for a piñata. He When he makes it back, he limps over to them with his shirt mostly gone and a tattoo across his stomach, then hands Dale the balloons telling him "Your turn" before collapsing.
28th Jun '16 5:45:38 AM Vir
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* In ''Nancy Does Dallas'', she comes drunk to the parade she got into by accusing the top reporters of the Dallas news crew.

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* In ''Nancy "Nancy Does Dallas'', Dallas", she comes drunk to the parade she got into by accusing the top reporters of the Dallas news crew.
9th Jun '16 9:49:31 PM Twiddler
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-->'''Luanne:''' Quick, we all have to put on makeup! ''[starts applying it to Bobby]''

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-->'''Luanne:''' Quick, we all have to put on makeup! ''[starts ''[hands Bobby lipstick and starts applying it blush to Bobby]''herself]''
9th Jun '16 9:39:48 PM Twiddler
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90T3fsy3Q38 *sobbing* "This tastes like turtles."]]
** From the same scene:
--> '''Hank''': ''(after being confronted by police)'' We have nothing to hide!
--> '''Dale''': ''(falls off roof, screaming)''

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90T3fsy3Q38 *sobbing* "This The Hills go to Mexico. During their stay, Peggy is given a mysterious package to deliver, Luanne buys some dubiously legal turtle-based makeup, and Bobby attempts to blow up a firecracker against a mascot statue. Later, in their hotel room, some police knock on their door. Everyone panics, assuming themselves to be in trouble.
-->'''Peggy:''' ''[attempting to force the package down the toilet]'' No one makes a fool out of Peggy Hill!
-->'''Luanne:''' Quick, we all have to put on makeup! ''[starts applying it to Bobby]''
-->'''Bobby:''' ''[sobbing]'' This
tastes like turtles."]]
** From
turtles.
-->''(Meanwhile, Dale sneaks out through
the same scene:
window)''
** Hank finally drags everyone together to answer the door. The police are greeted by a group of four, three of whom are either soaking wet or messily covered in makeup.
--> '''Hank''': ''(after being confronted by police)'' We have nothing to hide!
hide.
--> '''Dale''': ''(falls off roof, roof and past window in background, screaming)''
9th Jun '16 9:14:46 PM Twiddler
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--> '''Bobby:''' "I shall call him 'VANDOR'!"
--> '''Peggy:''' "You will call him 'Winklebottom!"

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--> '''Bobby:''' "I I shall call him 'VANDOR'!"
'VANDOR'!
--> '''Peggy:''' "You You will call him 'Winklebottom!"'Winklebottom'!
9th Jun '16 9:13:39 PM Twiddler
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* From the first episode, after Bobby lets Hank believe that they're still under investigation by child protective services
--> '''Hank:''' *sighs* It's hard, Peggy. I don't wanna lose my little boy...my only son. But...oh, it's hard.
--> '''Peggy:''' Well, you can relax. The investigation has been off for a week, only...Bobby didn't tell us.

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* From the first episode, after Bobby lets Hank believe that they're still under investigation by child protective services
services.
--> '''Hank:''' *sighs* It's hard, Peggy. I don't wanna lose my little boy... my only son. But... oh, it's hard.
--> '''Peggy:''' Well, you can relax. The investigation has been off for a week, only... Bobby didn't tell us.
5th Jun '16 11:25:45 PM KingCrInuYasha
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* Boomhauer riding the virtual mower.
-->"AAAAAAAH!!! I AIN'T GOT NO FINGERS!!!"
30th Apr '16 2:30:53 AM NeoTerraKnight
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* In "Hank's Unmentionable Problem", Hank has to deal with constipation for over several days by going on a low-fat fiber diet. When he was shown the poster of a acupuncturist who sticks needles and sets fire on them to relieve stress, we get this gem.
-->'''Hank''': If anyone does that to me, I'll kick his ass!
** Eventually he tries it out, cue BrickJoke when he [[LiteralAssKicking literally kicks the guy's butt]] for doing that to him despite Hank going there ''on his free will and aware of the procedure''! Even if it is DisproportionateRetribution, Hank ''really'' means it that he'll kick ass on even mundane reasons.
24th Apr '16 3:29:41 PM romanatorX
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Bill: There's no one but us? But what about Aunt Esthme and Cousin Violetta?
Gilbert: Aunt Esthme died of fever, Violetta died suddenly in her sleep - the swamp takes what it calls its own. Let me tell you of our ill-fated kin: (points at people in an old family photograph) consumption, drink, impostor, madhouse, public madhouse, barren, barren, barren - well, pretty much this whole left side. Leaving only us.

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---> Bill: There's no one but us? But what about Aunt Esthme and Cousin Violetta?
---> Gilbert: Aunt Esthme died of fever, Violetta died suddenly in her sleep - the swamp takes what it calls its own. Let me tell you of our ill-fated kin: (points at people in an old family photograph) consumption, drink, impostor, madhouse, public madhouse, barren, barren, barren - well, pretty much this whole left side. Leaving only us.
2nd Apr '16 12:25:00 PM maxwellsilver
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--> '''Hank:''' What you listening to, son?
--> '''Bobby:''' I don't think you'll like it.
--> '''Hank:''' Well, why not? I like this new generation of music.
--> ''[Hank puts on Bobby's headphones.]''
--> '''Headphone Noise''': ''(phone ringing)'' Hell-oooooo! ''(elongated farting)''
--> '''Hank:''' Mother of God, it's all toilet sounds! Where'd you record this?
--> '''Bobby''': I got it from the mall. It's ''The Funny Phone Jerks''.
--> '''Hank:''' Let me tell you, Bobby. There's ''nothing'' funny about these sounds. What that person on your tape has is a medical disorder.

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--> ---> '''Hank:''' What you listening to, son?
--> ---> '''Bobby:''' I don't think you'll like it.
--> ---> '''Hank:''' Well, why not? I like this new generation of music.
--> ---> ''[Hank puts on Bobby's headphones.]''
--> ---> '''Headphone Noise''': ''(phone ringing)'' Hell-oooooo! ''(elongated farting)''
--> ---> '''Hank:''' Mother of God, it's all toilet sounds! Where'd you record this?
--> ---> '''Bobby''': I got it from the mall. It's ''The Funny Phone Jerks''.
--> ---> '''Hank:''' Let me tell you, Bobby. There's ''nothing'' funny about these sounds. What that person on your tape has is a medical disorder.



--> '''Social Worker:''' Would you say your husband has a temper?
--> '''Peggy:''' Who, Hank? No, Hank is as gentle as a lamb.
--> ''[Hank throws open the door and storms in]''
--> '''Hank:''' God dangit!! No more bouncing that ball!!
--> ''[grabs baseball Bobby is throwing at the wall and throws it out the door, almost hitting the social worker]''
--> '''Peggy:''' Hank, we have a visitor.

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--> ---> '''Social Worker:''' Would you say your husband has a temper?
--> ---> '''Peggy:''' Who, Hank? No, Hank is as gentle as a lamb.
--> ---> ''[Hank throws open the door and storms in]''
--> ---> '''Hank:''' God dangit!! No more bouncing that ball!!
--> ---> ''[grabs baseball Bobby is throwing at the wall and throws it out the door, almost hitting the social worker]''
--> ---> '''Peggy:''' Hank, we have a visitor.
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