History Funny / Kickassia

** The repairman/window washer/Mexican {{Spider-Man}}/Hispanic Franchise/{{Batman}}/whatever coming down within view of the camera at exactly the wrong time. Then, the crew decides to not do any window shots and the guy starts shouting loud enough to interrupt their lines.

** The side-quest with Lupa and repairman/window washer/Mexican {{Spider-Man}}[=/=]Franchise/{{Batman}}..

** Bhargo's EpicFail at a ChristopherWalken impression.

** Singing "Three Little Maids from School" from ''TheMikado'' no less.

* Marzgurl's DisneyDeath.

---> MarzGurl: (muffled by his sleeve) You're an idiot.

--> Chris Larios: But MarzGurl is a woman too.\\

** Someone in the chat asked [[spoiler: IronLiz]] if he really ''was'' that pale; she replied, [[IncrediblyLamePun "Well, he pales by comparison."]]

** [[{{Seinfeld}} "''Believe it or not! Sean isn't at home! Leave a message...at the tone!''"]]

** Similarly, Benzaie struggling to say the word "vomiting" during the line "I have American food I could be vomiting up right now!". During his first mistake, he accidentally said "shitting" instead, and sends everyone else into laughter. And when they finally decided to just replace the word with "puking", someone pointed out that he prefers the "shitting" line.

* JewWario revealed during one of his livestreams that between takes (and before sunburn had fully set in), the cast members compared complexions to see who was the "whitest guy" on the set. [[spoiler: Linkara won.]]

-->'''[=GrouchoMarxist=]:''' Same thing he does every year, I suppose. [[PinkyAndTheBrain Try to take over the world!]]

** Phelan getting mad at Lewis for not bringing his ship at SuburbanKnights in a monotone voice and Lewis breaking down in response.
** Nash getting his dream at being in SuburbanKnights crushed and Phelan and Allison suggesting he should use the method she used in [[http://blip.tv/OLPresents/kickassia-dvd-plug-4302290 this video]].

* N Bison's face when he says "''HogansHeroes'' Time."

** Similarly, Benzaie struggling to say the word "vomiting" during the line "I have American food I could be vomiting up right now!"

-->'''Cinema Snob:''' [[AndJusticeForAll You're out of order,]] they're out of order, the whole system is out of order!!

-->'''Phelous:''' Well,, gee, I didn't see ''that'' one coming.

* From the AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses segment on the DVD, Ask That Guy gets killed twice. After the first time, he makes a deal with God where he has to promote the bible. The second time:

** The Bloopers reveal that he was talking random stuff and dubbed it later... though the blabbering he did there must have been hard to keep calm to as well.
*** Actually, the Nostalgia Critic did say all those things to Baugh, but that was filmed from another perspective.

** "I'm still running on confused here"
*** Angry Joe calls, completely bereft of context:

'''Angry Joe''': ...what is Molossia?

-->'''Phelous:''' Well gee, I didn't see ''that'' one coming.

-->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' ''(mildly creeped out)'' I know that Film Brain. ''(Awkwardly pushes him away.)''
** Also, his gleeful look when the Critic taps him on the head and informs him of all the senseless torturing he'll be doing when they are about to storm Molossia. Got the biggest laugh from me out of the entirety of the show.

** I'm sure it didn't take much to convince him. He really seemed to be enjoying it. If you watch the outtakes you can see him say after Lee deflects his sword stroke "That was awesome." Of course, seeing as how the existence of Molossia and his rulership are completely true (it started as a childhood hobby), he must have some sense of humor.
** If you look on Molossia's site you'll see he has many personae that make up his cabinet, I'm sure his alter ego was ''his'' idea.
* The sudden retreat when Kevin Baugh pulls out a gun (and Critic's accompanying girly screams of terror).

* During the epic LockAndLoadMontage, while others are gearing up with their signature weapons and awesome music is playing, Handsome Tom changes his "hero" shirt to one that reads "villain" instead and just sort of shrugs as if saying that yeah, that's all the preparation he's doing.

* [[AxeCrazy Angry Joe]] excitedly suggests that they rip out the Molassians' organs and use them as hairnets. In the background Spoony is nodding and smiling.

--> '''Phelous''': Okay, first of all it's "Phelous" not "Phallus", and second of all, the guy is standing right there looking at you. Why don't you send the signal yourself?
--> '''Critic''' *chuckle* Phallus *dope slap* Just do it.

* Marzgurl's DisneyDeath. That is all.

** "IT'S NO USE! THE BULLETS ARE JUST GOING THROUGH THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOLES!"
*** "FOOTSTOOL!!!!!!!"
** I'll be honest. The "FOOTSTOOL!!!!!!!!" had me laughing for about five minutes straight.

** Also the way that their cornering the President and the Critic's is a climatic moment...[[{{Anticlimax}} and then they just watch run away.]]

--> '''Beary:''' Listen, do you think you have it rough. I had a time bomb strapped to my body and got blown into two different pieces. There is not enough stitches in the world that would help me recover from the emotional pain I am going through. (slams phone down) Prick.

'''Chick:''' [chuckles] Sure she is, and I'm the tooth fairy.
*** The bloopers for that are hilarious as well. The include "Sure she is, and I'm the tooth fairy", "Sure she is, and Jesus Christ is NOT our lord and saviour", "Sure she is, and bears don't shit - ooh I mean, bears don't toilet in the woods", "Sure she does, and I actually know what the capital of Russia is", "Sure she is, and Nostalgia Critic knows what the capital of Russia is", and "Sure she is, and 8-bit Mickey's more than five feet tall".
*** I thought it was "Sure she is, and I DON'T know what the capital of Russia is.", so it's different from the next version and implies that he's stupid. If it's not, it should be....and I need to get my hearing checked.

* Sage's plan to defeat the Critic: "I say we castrate him with a fork, tie him to a cactus, and then play piñata with his entrails!" Cue horrified reactions.

** Spoony's face in response to Sage's plan. Just... THAT alone is funny!

->This trouper still can't help but giggle like a idiot at this.

*** This troper cracked up over Nostalgia Chick's reaction to the banishment keeping her Sarah Palin impression intact: "Oh, good! I'll pack a lunch"
**** And if you look closely, not far before that, you can see her fishing around in her pocket and pulling out a tiny pistol. She spends a good bit of the scene fiddling around with it, trying to get it to work...
*** Also, the Cinema Snob's overly casual reaction to being banished, and while the Critic is berating him, everyone else is ''waving goodbye''.
---> '''Cinema Snob:''' I will catch a cab. If anyone wants me, I will be at the hotel down the street.

** This Troper died laughing when we first saw Ma Ti and then he turns around. Shuffling. His. Feet. And completely. Deadpan.

** The face Angry Joe makes after this exchange is...just...[[http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh154/AEedwin/high.jpg Look at it!]]
*** Given Joe's average level of energy in his videos, do you even need to ask?

* Lee spends the entire episode poking himself in the cheek. It's funnier than it sounds, really.

--> '''Dr. Insano:''' You do realize that you are standing on your tippy toes.

*** Which leads this troper to believe that to be the reason it didn't work; because Pure Awesomeness cannot exist if anyone is in doubt!!!
**** It probably worked after all, just not immediately.

--->'''Dr. Insano''': "WELL I'M SCIENCIER!"
** MAKE... A SHIRT... OF THAT.... NOW.
*** [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/SCIENCE_copy_4118.jpg Here]]
*** Oh, ha ha. Very funny.

** Twice.

-->'''Linkara''': Now then the reason we're hitting him during the day is because it'll be less likely he'll have the detonator on him, especially when we let him have it!

** Even funnier because Mickey is still lying face down on the ground after Joe punched him.

* Insano's scream when Nostalgia Critic gives him a titty twister, followed by his face when Insano puts a stethoscope on him and yells in the other end.

-->I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it further. Oh wait, here's another alteration. You didn't pray hard enough!

--> '''Linkara:''' This is ''ridiculous''! There is ''no'' strategy here! Plus, he's my archnemesis! It's...''annoying''!

--> '''Dr. Insano:''' (Evil laugh) I was BORN ready!!!

* Spoony's explanation on how he got de-Insanoed: [[spoiler:"Eh, I got better"]].

* The montage of still jpegs illustrating the Critic's slapstick beat-down by the rest of the Channel Awesome crew! Made this troper wish they had included more of those in the film.

--> '''Critic:''' Blah blah, blah blah blah blah. You, major, blah, blah, blah. Blah, Blah, Blah, across the nation. Those fucking dogs, I'm going to shoot them. I'm going to shoot them all, because they are obnoxious little bastards

** Santa Christ's blooper line to the reviewers went, "Aren't you glad that people actually give a crap about what you have to say? I mean you're dorks! (cue laughter from everyone) Come on!

** Film Brain and Lindsay/the Nostalgia Chick were about to take a flight together home (his being a transfer, by the way) when someone called his name. He said out-loud to Lindsay, "A fan? In Reno?" Turns out it was just someone handing back his passport. Awwwwwkward...

* One deleted scene has an alternate take on the moment where Sage realises he's holding his chart upside. Instead of just casually laughing, he suddenly flips out into full blown maniacal laughter, holding his face right up to Chris' as well as point his uzi directly in his face.

-->'''Spoony:''' Oh--[[ToiletHumour it's the only restaurant in the world where the toilets are equipped with seatbelts.]]

** The side-quest with Lupa and repairman/window washer/Mexican {{Spider-Man}}/Hispanic Franchise/{{Batman}}/whatever.

--> "Damn you Joe! You stole the candy!"

* "[[MyNameIsNotDurwood Phal]][[AccidentalInnuendo lus]], send the signal to sound the charge!"

** This kid is a pure concentrate of awkwardness, bless his huggable soul: the first day, just before slipping into a coma that would force his roommate to spend the night in another room, Rob and Doug went to greet him. Rob said, jokingly, something along the lines of "so, Film Brain have you ''moderated'' the ''forums''?".[[hottip:*:[[DontExplainTheJoke He was implying that Film Brain had just been masturbating]].]] Film Brain, who had been testing the hotel's internet connection by ''actually moderating the forums'' and was basically sleeping, answered with a completely straight "Yes. Yes I did."

** The repairman/window washer/Mexican {{Spider-Man}}/Hispanic {{Batman}}/whatever coming down within view of the camera at exactly the wrong time. Then, the crew decides to not do any window shots and the guy starts shouting loud enough to interrupt their lines.

* The entirety of the commentary by Linkara, Phelous, Obscurus Lupa, and Nash, especially when they try to convince us the latter two were actually in the special.
** The side-quest with Lupa and repairman/window washer/Mexican {{Spider-Man}}/Hispanic {{Batman}}/whatever.

* And Spoony's commentary reveals that he was pretty much the only person who got through the shoot in one piece despite his Jones fracture giving him a reputation as MadeOfPlasticine. And then he's still worried that he was a Typhoid Mary for some kind of parched throat disease that everyone started complaining of a couple days after he first noticed it.

* [=JewWario=]'s completely nonsensical responses to the Critic.

** and "Pudding?"