History Funny / JoueurDuGrenier

* From the ''Film/TotalRecall1990'' review.

* When adressing the problem that the speed in ''Road Runner's Death Valley Rally'' forces you to go slowly, which goes completely against the idea of the Road Runner character, he imagines a Mario game where you can't jump without dying:

** JDG imagining what KenBogard would be like if commenting StreetFighterI.
-->'''Ken Bogard''': Then it starts, Tiger Knee and then ... end.

*** Suggestive noises can be heard, like a rapid "flapping" sound [[spoiler:Seb dealing cards one at a time really fast]] or zippers [[spoiler:one of the guys zipping up his sweater]]. Then another zipper is heard, and this time it's ''not'' a sweater ([[ComicSutra during the game where you fight with construction vehicles]])...

-->'''[=JdG=]:''' Back to the shore, Batman phones the admiral to know if he has sold a submarine recently. (''beat'') A ''porpoise''?!

* From the "Resident Evil" ''Papy Grenier'' episode.
-->'''Seb/"Gilles Valentin":''' Did you hear that, Barry?\\

** JDG imagining what KenBogard would be like if commenting StreetFighter1.

*** Also, in the same episode:''DRUUUUUUUUUUGS!!!''

** ''[[http://img.imagesia.com/fichiers/8g/jdgdroguegifbybuglitch_imagesia-com_8g6r.gif DRUUUUUUUUUUGS!!!]]''

--->'''[=JdG=]:''' On the other hand, against another player, once you have mastered the Hadoken technique, well, it's okay, you've won, because every hit takes away half of the lifebar.\\

At least, from the back it's what it looks like.\\

** He also mocks an over-the-top scene in ''Mister Ajikko'' by making the main character's meal so delicious ''[[Manga/DragonBall it actually summons Shenron]]''.

* From the fighting games special:
** "fighting your... kebab-selling clone from Namek."
** The whole PantyFighter segment:
*** "Warning: the next few minutes feature scantily-clad women, so the next ten seconds will be of me eating applesauce so young children and feminists can leave. [beat, doing exactly that] You're still here, aren't you."
*** I wonder how they did the ads for this game. "Do you like tuning music? Do you like tits? Do you like GreekMythology? Then BikiniKarateBabes is made for you!"
*** Suggestive noises can be heard, like a rapid "flapping" sound [[spoiler:Seb dealing cards one at a time really fast]] or zippers [[spoiler:one of the guys zipping up his sweater]]. Then another zipper is heard, and this time it's ''not'' a sweater ([[ComicSutra during the game where you fight with construction vehicles]])...

(''shows Seb doing exactly that'')

** Calling the enemies (the pink midgets that jumps like ninjas) [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal pink pakistani pygmees]] ("pygmé pakistanai rose")

--> [=JdG=]: '''Hehehe. I...[[FreudWasRight I have an idea what those are]], but I heard that there are kids watching.
** The boss fight against the [[FanNickname King of Hobos]], using a glitch in the AI and an ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q appropriate tune]]''.
--> [=JdG=]: ''The ultimate showdown between an hobo and an autist.

* The girly cartoons special:
** His reaction to [[TakeThatScrappy Hashizo from]] ''Manga/AiShiteNight'' [[TakeThatScrappy getting slapped]] is hilarious. ''The whole fucking world'' rejoices.
** A little while later, when he finds out that this same manga got a live-action adaptation in Italy:
-->'''[=JdG=]:''' My god... Oh my god... What have we done? (''empties a jerrycan of gasoline all over himself'')\\
'''Seb:''' Hey, wait, don't you still have a few cartoons left to review?\\
'''[=JdG=]:''' What's the next one?\\
'''Seb:''' Um, I think it's ''Lady Georgie!''\\
'''[=JdG=]:''' (''frantically tries to light up a match'')
** "JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"
** "So, you take the four pinkest and cutest anime ever, what would happen?" Answer: [[spoiler:Tentacles!]] "JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"

* [[Film/{{Amelie}} Amélie Poulain]]: [[UltraSuperDeathGoreFestChainsawer3000 Montmartre Killing Spree]] from the ''Total Recall'' review.

* There's a ton in his boys' shows special, but to name a few :
** There's "''Colissimo no Densetsu''", a fake anime about mail delivering that parodies some Shonen animes' tendency to [[MundaneMadeAwesome overexaggerate mundane stuff]]. It gets funnier in hindsight when you realize a manga about mail delivering ''[[Manga/TegamiBachi actually does exist]]''!
** There's also his reaction to the SuddenDownerEnding of the first season of ''Anime/MagicalPrincessMinkyMomo'', especially the [[BlackComedy morbidly funny]] version of [[SoundtrackDissonance the anime's French theme song]], played ''right after the main character is run over''.
** He also mocks an over-the-top scene in ''Mister Ajikko'' by making the main character's meal so delicious ''[[Manga/DragonBall it actually summons Shenron]]''.
-->'''Shenron:''' (''in an ominous voice)'' Who just cooked a kickass meal ?

* The "[=GoldenEye=]" ''Papy Grenier'' is full of them:
** The live-action splitscreen of "slappers only" multiplayers takes the cake.
** "In fact, now that I think about it, it was strange. Everything exploded! The chairs, the furniture, the desk lamps, even the plastic toy cars blew up when you shot them! It's as if Creator/MichaelBay was working for IKEA!"
** The third-person view of Bond dancing around Natalya.
** "But you're too young to understand weapons, you'll have to wait until high school for that."
** "Violence between friends is something you can't explain, you have to live it for yourself." With [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qx2lMaMsl8 the Flower Duet]] played over [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xigap__ibow#t=326s two "friends" shooting each other with shit-eating grins]].

-->'''Seb:''' You see Grenier, everything that basks in the light will be yours, one day.\\

* The entire ''Papy Grenier'' episode about ''Zelda''. One of the highlights focuses on the Deku Tree (here wearing a wig to remain anonymous) and the UnfortunateImplications behind his making little boys enter his body, where there's an entire dungeon, complete with spiders, and nuts to collect. This gets the attention of a policeman, who comes to arrest him, leading to...
-->'''Deku Tree:''' You'll never get me alive!\\
(''beat, during which he realizes he can't run away, because he's a tree'')\\
'''Deku Tree:''' Goddamn it!

-->'''[=JdG=]:''' Whoa, shit, my arms went on their own, I guess I wasn't supposed to move during the cutscene. Sorry, my bad!
** Very early into the video, [[spoiler:[=JdG=] talks with a villain played by ''Doug Walker'' over the phone. When the villain asks if [=JdG=] remembers what happened six episodes ago, and [=JdG=] answers that he doesn't, the villain replies "Well then, [[CatchPhrase I'll remember it...]] [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic so you don't have to]]!". Both them and Seb then wink repeatedly at the camera]].

* From the superheroes special:
** During the ''Film/BatmanTheMovie'' review, there's the reaction to the stupid and... strange way Batman and Robin were saved from an incoming torpedo at sea: a porpoise got in its way and was killed instead of the heroes, all of that offscreen. Everybody is horrified, including the scriptwriter, who shoots himself.
-->'''[=JdG=]:''' Back to the shore, Batman phones the admiral to know if he has sold a submarine recently. (''beat'') A ''porpoise''?!
** The bat-ladder scene at 12:49:
-->'''[=JdG=]:''' They decide to jump on [the boat] using the ladder that--\\
'''Seb:''' No! The ''bat''-ladder.\\
'''[=JdG=]:''' It's only a ladder as you can plainly see. (''close-up on [[ExpoLabel the "bat ladder" label]]'')\\
(''[=JdG=] is speechless as Seb nods'')
** The increasingly stupid {{Bat Deduction}}s that cause Batman to drop in rank from the best detective in the world to a worse detective than Series/{{Columbo}}, WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget, and even ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo''.
** After watching the Japanese TV adaptation of ''[[Series/SpiderManJapan Spider-Man]]'', [=JdG=] is so pissed and annoyed that instead of summing it up, he goes outside and slaps a young Japanese woman.
** On ''Captain Planet''[='=]s VerySpecialEpisode about drugs, after the blonde girl's cousin slips drugs in her taco:
-->'''[=JdG=]:''' No really, I don't get it, what reason could there possibly be for a guy to give drugs to his attractive, blonde cousin?\\
(''ten seconds of KubrickStare in absolute silence'')\\
'''[=JdG=]:''' ...[[AllMenArePerverts You]] ''[[KissingCousins sicken]]'' [[DudeShesLikeInAComa me]].
** ''[[http://img.imagesia.com/fichiers/8g/jdgdroguegifbybuglitch_imagesia-com_8g6r.gif DRUUUUUUUUUUGS!!!]]''

* From the ''Resident Evil Papy Grenier'' episode.
-->'''[=Seb/"Gilles Valentin"=]:''' Did you hear that Barry?\\

-->'''[=Seb/Gilles=]:''' Did you hear that Barry?\\

** Their solution when they encounter a monster with tons of tentacles? Throw a Japanese schoolgirl at it to distract it. It's too busy... [[{{Hentai}} hem, "attacking" her...]] to care about Chris and Gilles. There's obviously no visuals, but the kids listening to the story are understandably grossed out.

** When he remembers how he got ''Alex Kidd in High-Tech World'', it cuts to a flashback where he is given the game by TheGrimReaper himself. After he leaves, he stays silent for a while, then says "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Sweet, a free game !]]".
* From the Resident Evil Papy Grenier Special.
-->'''[=Seb/Gilles=]:''' Did you hear that Barry ?
-->'''[=JdG=]:''' I'M CHRIS REDFIELD, DAMMIT !
** Their solution when they encounter a monster with tons of tentacles ? Throw a Japanese schoolgirl at it to distract it. It's too busy... [[{{Hentai}} hem, "attacking" her...]] to care about Chris and Gilles. There's obviously no visuals, but the kids listening to the story are understandably grossed out.

-->'''[=Seb/Gilles=]:''' Did you heard that Barry ?

-->'''[=Seb/Gilles=]:'''Did you heard that Barry ?
-->'''[=JdG=]:'''I'M CHRIS REDFIELD, DAMMIT !

-->'''[=JdG=]''': My god... Oh my god... What have we done? (''empties a jerrycan of gasoline all over himself'')\\

* From the superheroes episode:
** From the ''Film/BatmanTheMovie'' review, there's the reaction to the stupid and... strange way Batman and Robin were saved from an incoming torpedo at sea: a porpoise got in its way and was killed instead of the heroes, all of that offscreen. Everybody is horrified, including the scriptwriter, who shoots himself.

* When discussing how ''AlexKidd in High-Tech World'' has nothing to do with its predecessors, he says that it would be like putting [[VideoGame/GodOfWar Kratos]] in a ''Franchise/ProfessorLayton'' game. Cue still-shots of Kratos winning a puzzle in the same manner as in a Layton game, complete with grunting at the end.
** Later, as he mentions how ridiculous it is to get a GameOver by simply ''putting on a piece of armor'', he imagines himself putting on an armor ''SaintSeiya''-style, [[EpicFail before falling flat on his face because of its weight]].

* When discussing how ''AlexKidd in High-Tech World'' has nothing to do with its predecessors, he says that it would be like putting [[VideoGame/GodOfWar Kratos]] in a ''VideoGame/ProfessorLayton'' game. Cue still-shots of Kratos winning a puzzle in the same manner as in a Layton game, complete with grunting at the end.

* The ''Captain Planet'' review starts with a echoey woman's voice saying, "It all started when the five Great rings were forged" set to the LordOfTheRings music. "One was given to the gingers, whose spots were only equalled by their [[EvilRedhead missing souls]]. One was given to the race of the bimboes, evil creatures who--" *RecordNeedleScratch*

** Very early into the video, [[spoiler:[=JdG=] talks with a villain played by ''Doug Walker'' over the phone. When the villain asks if [=JdG=] remembers what happened six episodes ago, and [=JdG=] answers that he doesn't, the villain replies "Well then, [[CatchPhrase I'll remember it...]] [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic so you don't have to]]!". They and Seb then wink repeatedly at the camera]].

-->'''[=JdG=]:''' Back to the shore, Batman phones the admiral to know if he has sold a submarine recently. *beat* A ''porpoise'' ?!
*** The bat-ladder scene at 12:49:
--->'''[=JdG=]:''' They decide to jump on [the boat] using the ladder that--
--->'''Seb:''' No! The ''bat''-ladder.
--->'''[=JdG=]:''' It's only a ladder as you can plainly see. ''(close-up on [[ExpoLabel the "bat ladder" label]])''
--->''([=JdG=] speechless as Seb nods)''
*** The increasingly stupid {{Bat Deduction}}s that cause Batman to drop in rank from the best detective in the world to a worse detective than Columbo, InspectorGadget, and even ''Scooby-Doo''.
** After watching the Japanese TV adaptation of ''SpiderMan'', JDG is so pissed and annoyed that instead of summing it up, he goes outside and slaps a young Japanese woman.
** On CaptainPlanet's VerySpecialEpisode about drugs, after the blonde girl's cousin slips drugs in her taco:
--> '''[=JdG=]:''' No really, I don't get it, what reason could there possibly be for a guy to give drugs to his attractive, blonde cousin?
--> -Ten seconds of KubrickStare in absolute silence-
--> '''[=JdG=]:''' ...[[AllMenArePerverts You]] ''[[KissingCousins sicken]]'' [[DudeShesLikeInAComa me]].

*** The increasingly stupid {{Bat Deduction}}s that cause Batman to drop in rank from the best detective in the world to a worse detective than Columbo, InspectorGadget, and even ''Scoody-Doo''.

*** The bat-ladder scene:
-->'''[=JdG=]:''' They decide to jump on [the boat] using the ladder that--
-->'''Seb:''' No! The ''bat''-ladder.
-->'''[=JdG=]:''' It's only a ladder as you can plainly see. ''(close-up on [[ExpoLabel the "bat ladder" label]])''
-->''(JDG speechless as Seb nods)''

* From the ''Film/BatmanTheMovie'' review, there's the reaction to the stupid and... strange way Batman and Robin were saved from an incoming torpedo at sea: a porpoise got in its way and was killed instead of the heroes, all of that offscreen. Everybody is horrified, including the scriptwriter, who shoots himself.

** The increasingly stupid {{Bat Deduction}}s that cause Batman to drop in rank from the best detective in the world to a worse detective than Columbo, InspectorGadget, and even ''Scoody-Doo''.

** ''[[http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4694215/jdg-drogue-o.gif DRUUUUUUUUUUGS!!!]]''

** [[http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4694215/jdg-drogue-o.gif DRUUUUUUUUUUGS!!]]

--> '''[=JdG=]:''' [[AllMenArePerverts You]] ''[[KissingCousins sicken]]'' [[DudeShesLikeInAComa me]].