History Funny / JoueurDuGrenier

-> '''JdG:''' No really, I don't get it, what reason could there possibly be for a guy to give drugs to his attractive, blonde cousin?
-> -Ten seconds of KubrickStare in absolute silence-
-> '''JdG:''' [[AllMenArePerverts You]] ''[[KissingCousins sicken]]'' [[DudeShesLikeInAComa me]].

* From the super-hero review, there's the reaction to the stupid and... strange way Batman and Robin were saved from an incoming torpedo at sea: a porpoise got in its way and was killed instead of the heroes, all of that offscreen. Everybody is horrified, including the scriptwriter, who shoots himself.

* "Gudis, 120 000 tons! Well, ''damn'', pal, this is about 12 times the weight of the Eiffel Tower!"

* "JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"
* "So, you take the four pinkest and cutest anime ever, what would happen?" Answer: [[spoiler: Tentacles!]] "JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"
* [[VideoGame/JurassicParkTrespasser "Why, in three billion women, the only one who happened to land on the island is a nutcase who keeps hearing voices and has fucking grape bread for hands???"]]

--> *imagines Mario jumping and hurting himself*
--> '''Mario''': Mamma Mia, I broke my leg !
--> '''Luigi''': Mamma Mia, Mario, you fell down ! Here, take this mushroom !
--> '''Mario''': But I don't want a mushroom, you asshole, I broke my fucking leg ! Go get me a doctor !
--> '''JDG''': Well, ''that'' would be pretty original...
* JDG puts in a game. The Infogrames logo appears. JDG emits a brief girly shriek.

* His own abridged version of Anime/YuGiOh.
* His reaction to [[TakeThatScrappy Hashizo from]] ''AiShiteNight'' [[TakeThatScrappy getting slapped]] is hilarious. ''The whole fucking world'' rejoices.
** A little while later, when he finds out that this same manga got a live-action adaptation in Italy :
--> '''JDG''': My god... Oh my god... What have we done ? *empties a jerrycan of gasoline all over himself*
--> '''Seb''': Hey, wait, don't you still have a few cartoons left to review ?
--> '''JDG''': What's the next one ?
--> '''Seb''': Um, I think it's ''Lady Georgie!''.
--> '''JDG''': *frantically tries to light up a match*
* His parody of what a typical episode of ''Pokémon'' is like, with One Piece figurines as the characters, Godzilla as Pikachu, and a potato as the Pokémon that Team Rocket is trying to steal. It gets even funnier when FridgeBrilliance kicks in and you realize who "plays" who : [[IdiotHero Luffy is Ash]], [[BadassAdorable Nami i]][[FieryRedhead s Misty]], [[ChivalrousPervert Sanji is Brock]], and Robin, [[HeelFaceTurn a former villain]], is a Team Rocket member.
* After explaining that the point of the Official Nintendo Seal of Quality was to prevent anybody from creating crappy or weird-ass games, he cuts to the 8-bit porn game Custer's Revenge and quips "Can't wait for the Kinect remake".
* [[{{Amelie}} Amelie Poulain]]: [[UltraSuperDeathGoreFestChainsawer3000 Montmartre Killing Spree]] from the TotalRecall review.

** There's "Colissimo no Densetsu", a fake anime about mail delivering that parodies some Shonen animes' tendency to [[MundaneMadeAwesome overexaggerate mundane stuff]]. It gets funnier in hindsight when you realize a manga about mail delivering ''[[TegamiBachi actually does exist]]'' !
** There's also his reaction to the SuddenDownerEnding of the first season of ''MagicalPrincessMinkyMomo'', especially the [[BlackComedy morbidly funny]] version of [[SoundtrackDissonance the anime's French theme song]], played ''right after the main character is run over''.
** He also mocks an over-the-top scene in ''Mister Ajikko'' by making the main character's meal so delicious ''[[{{Manga/DragonBall}} it actually summons Shenron]]''.
--> '''Shenron''' (In an ominous voice): Who just cooked a kickass meal ?
* The CaptainPlanet review starts with a echoey woman's voice saying "It all started when the five Great rings were forged" set to the LordOfTheRings music. "One was given to the gingers, whose spots were only equalled by their [[EvilRedhead missing souls]]. One was given to the race of the bimboes, evil creatures who -RecordNeedleScratch-"

--> Argh, it's cold... Ouch, I just cut myself with the emerald toilets! Yuck, the paper is full of hairs, it's gross!
* The Goldeneye Papy Grenier is full of them, but the live-action splitscreen of "slappers only" multiplayers takes the cake.
** "In fact, now that I think about it, it was strange. Everything exploded! The chairs, the furniture, the desk lamps, even the plastic toy cars blew up when you shot them! It's as if MichaelBay was working for IKEA!"

* All of the songs from the Disney games review, which are hilariously silly.
** Shortly after one of these, there's a ShoutOut to ''The Lion King'':
--> '''Seb''': You see Grenier, everything that basks in the light will be yours, one day.
--> '''JDG''': ''*beat*'' No shit, that's my house.
--> '''Seb''': One day, it will be yours.
* The entire ''Papy Grenier'' episode about Zelda. One of the highlights focuses on the Deku Tree (Here wearing a wig to remain anonymous) and the UnfortunateImplications behind his making little boys enter his body, where there's an entire dungeon, complete with spiders, and nuts to collect. This gets the attention of a policeman, who comes to arrest him, leading to...
--> '''Deku Tree''': You'll never get me alive !
-->*beat, during which he realizes he can't run away, because he's a tree*
--> '''Deku Tree''': Goddamn it !
* From the ''Anti-Terror Force'' review, there's his reaction to the oddly unfitting Game Over theme, which could totally work as a segue theme in girly shows like ''Hélène et les Garçons''.
** On the topic of unfitting music, he also mentions how strange it is that the music, on top of that, changes randomly whenever the player shoots an enemy, which leads to a parody of a commercial for MAIF (A French insurance company).

--> '''JDG''':Whoa, shit, my arms went on their own, I guess I wasn't supposed to move during the cutscene. Sorry, my bad !
** Very early into the video, [[spoiler: JDG talks with a soldier played by ''Doug Walker'' over the phone. When the soldier asks if JDG remembers what happened six episodes ago, and JDG answers that he doesn't, the soldier replies "Well then, [[CatchPhrase I'll remember it...]] [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic so you don't have to]] !". They and Seb then wink repeatedly at the camera]].
** TheStinger to the video: [[spoiler: a random dance number with JDG, Seb, Bob Lennon, Doug Walker, and several other French webtesters]].

** "Violence between friends is something you can't explain, you have to live it for yourself." With [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qx2lMaMsl8 the Flower Duet]] played over two "friends" shooting each other with shit-eating grins.

* From the ''Anti-Terror Force'' review, there's his reaction to the oddly unfitting Game Over theme, which could totally work as a segway theme in girly shows like ''Hélène et les Garçons''.

--> '''Deku Tree''': Goddamn it !

* [[VideoGame/JurassicParkTrespasser "Why, in three billion women, the only one who happened to land on the island is a nutcase who keeps hearing voices and has fucking ''pains aux raisins'' for hands???"]]

--> '''Seb''': One day, it will be yours.

* The Goldeneye Papy Grenier is full of them, but the live-action splitscreen of slappers only takes the cake.

* His parody of what a typical episode of ''Pokémon'' is like, with One Piece figurines as the characters, Godzilla as Pikachu, and a potato as the Pokémon that Team Rocket is trying to steal. It gets even funnier when FridgeBrilliance kicks in and you realize who "plays" who : [[IdiotHero Luffy is Ash]], [[BadassAdorable Nami is Misty]], [[ChivalrousPervert Sanji is Brock]], and Robin, [[HeelFaceTurn a former villain]], is a Team Rocket member.
** From the same review, the parody of the first episode of ''Yu-Gi-Oh''.

** "Violence between friends is something you can't explain, you have to live it for yourself." With [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qx2lMaMsl8 the Flower Duet]] played over two "friends" shooting each other with shit-eating grins.

* The Goldeneye Papy Grenier is full of them, but the live-action splitscreen of slappers only takes the cake.

--> Argh, it's cold... Ouch, I just cut myself with the emerald toilets! Yuck, the paper is full of hairs, it's gross!

** There's also his reaction to the ending of the first season of ''MagicalPrincessMinkyMomo'', especially the [[BlackComedy morbidly funny]] version of [[SoundtrackDissonance the anime's French theme song]], played ''right after the main character is run over''.

* The CaptainPlanet review starts with a echoey woman's voice saying "It all started when the five Great rings were forged" set to the LordOfTheRings music. "One was given to the gingers, whose spots were only equalled by their [[EvilRedhead missing souls]]. One was given to the race of the bimboes, evil creatures who -RecordNeedleScratch-"

--> '''Shenron''' (In an ominous voice): Who just cooked a kickass meal ?

* In the episode about RPGs, Seb dressed as a smith complains that he lost his only hammer... While holding one, and wearing a toolbelt full of hammers.

* In his boys' shows special, "Colissimo no Densetsu": A fake anime about mail delivering that parodies some Shonen animes' tendency to [[MundaneMadeAwesome overexaggerate mundane stuff]]. It gets funnier in hindsight when you realize a manga about mail delivering ''[[TegamiBachi actually does exist]]'' !
** There's also his reaction to the ending of the first season of ''MagicalPrincessMinkyMomo'', especially the [[BlackComedy morbidly funny]] version of [[SoundtrackDissonance the anime's French theme song]], played ''right after the main character is run over''.

* In his boys' shows special, "Colissimo no Densetsu": A fake anime about mail delivering that parodies some Shonen animes' tendency to [[MundaneMadeAwesome overexaggerate mundane stuff]]. It gets funnier in hindsight when you realize a manga about mail delivering ''[[TegamiBachi actually does exist]]'' !

* [[{{Amelie}} Amelie Poulain]]: [[UltraSuperDeathGoreFestChainsawer3000 Montmartre Killing Spree]] from the TotalRecall review.

* [[{{Trespasser}} "Why, in three billion women, the only one who happened to land on the island is a nutcase who keeps hearing voices and has fucking ''pains aux raisins'' for hands???"]]

* AmeliePoulain: [[UltraSuperDeathGoreFestChainsawer3000 Montmartre Killing Spree]] from the TotalRecall review.

* After explaining that the point of the Official Nintendo Seal of Quality was to prevent anybody from creating crappy or weird-ass games, he cuts to the 8-bit porn game Custer's Revenge and quips "Can't wait for the Kinect remake".

** From the same review, the parody of the first episode of ''Yu-Gi-Oh''.

* His own abridged version of {{Yu-Gi-Oh}}.

* His parody of what a typical episode of ''Pokémon'' is like, with One Piece figurines as the characters, Godzilla as Pikachu, and a potato as the Pokémon that Team Rocket is trying to steal. It gets even funnier when FridgeBrilliance kicks in and you realize who "plays" who : [[IdiotHero Luffy is Ash]], [[BadassAdorable Nami is Misty]], [[ChivalrousPervert Sanji is Brock]], and Robin, [[HeelFaceTurn a former villain]], as a Team Rocket member.

* His parody of what a typical episode of ''Pokémon'' is like, with One Piece figurines as the characters, Godzilla as Pikachu, and a potato as the Pokémon that Team Rocket is trying to steal. It gets even funnier when FridgeBrilliance kicks in and you realize who "plays" who : [[IdiotHero Luffy is Ash]], [[BadassAdorable Nami is Misty]], [[ChivalrousPervertSanji is Brock]], and Robin, [[HeelFaceTurn a former villain]], as a Team Rocket member.

--> '''JDG''': My god''... Oh my god... What have we done ? *empties a jerrycan of gasoline all over himself*

--> '''JDG''': *frantically tries to light up a match*