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** During [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfhv79wc-3E this]] performance of "Living in the Past", he puts it between ''Martin's'' legs.
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* Ian mucking up the beginning of "Baker St. Muse". "Baker St. Muse, take one... Shit shit shit, take two."
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It's worth noting that Dave Palmer was born with ambiguous genitalia and has since transitioned to female, so he may not have even had anything to shake!
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It's worth noting that Dave Palmer was born with ambiguous genitalia and has since transitioned to female, so he may not have even had anything to shake!
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wT6fkDg8k The video for "The Story of the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles"]]. It's like an amateur production of ''WinnieThePooh'' gone horribly wrong.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wT6fkDg8k The video for "The Story of the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles"]]. It's like an amateur production of ''WinnieThePooh'' gone ''Franchise/WinnieThePooh'' {{gone horribly wrong.wrong}}.



* After a performance of "Kissing Willie" in 1989, the year the song was released, Ian remarks that the audience are probably wondering that the song is about, with its suggestive lyrics and blatantly phallic imagery being shown in the background during the song. [[BaitAndSwitch He says that "it's about three and a half minutes long."]]

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* After a performance of "Kissing Willie" in 1989, the year the song was released, Ian remarks that the audience are probably wondering that the song is about, with its suggestive lyrics and blatantly phallic imagery being shown in the background during the song. [[BaitAndSwitch He says that "it's about three and a half minutes long."]]
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** Another moment from that tour: At the very end of "My God", Ian gives a series of blasts on his flute... which goes on for a bit, leading to bored expressions from the band. Eventually, he's about to have one final blow when he chuckles and says "Not this time!", then turns round only for Ryan to [[GroinAttack knee him in the nuts]].

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** Another moment from that tour: At the very end of "My God", Ian gives a series of blasts on his flute... which goes on for a bit, leading to bored expressions from the band. Eventually, he's about to have one final blow when he chuckles and says "Not this time!", then turns round only for Ryan to [[GroinAttack knee him in the nuts]].nuts]].
* In the 2006 remaster of ''Rock Island'', Ian wrote some short introductions for each of the songs. For "Big Riff and Mando", Ian talks about the theft of Martin Barre's mandolin by a star-struck fan, and speculates on why the thief took it: "To brag out? To have as a souvenir? Or to keep for a few years until e-Bay was invented?"
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* There is a moment in the ''Homo Erraticus'' tour in which Ryan O'Donnell spanks Ian's bottom with a cane during the line during the lines ''"Cruel Bunter-bashing, cane a-thrashing, lines, detention, soon forgot"'' in "Meliora Sequamur". It is every bit as funny as one would imagine.

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* There is a moment in the ''Homo Erraticus'' tour in which Ryan O'Donnell spanks Ian's bottom with a cane during the line during the lines ''"Cruel Bunter-bashing, cane a-thrashing, lines, detention, soon forgot"'' in "Meliora Sequamur". It is every bit as funny as one would imagine.imagine.
** Another moment from that tour: At the very end of "My God", Ian gives a series of blasts on his flute... which goes on for a bit, leading to bored expressions from the band. Eventually, he's about to have one final blow when he chuckles and says "Not this time!", then turns round only for Ryan to [[GroinAttack knee him in the nuts]].
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* There is a moment in the ''Homo Erraticus'' tour in which Ryan O'Donnell spanks Ian's bottom with a can during the line during the lines ''"Cruel Bunter-bashing, cane a-thrashing, lines, detention, soon forgot"'' in "Meliora Sequamur". It is every bit as funny as one would imagine.

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* There is a moment in the ''Homo Erraticus'' tour in which Ryan O'Donnell spanks Ian's bottom with a can cane during the line during the lines ''"Cruel Bunter-bashing, cane a-thrashing, lines, detention, soon forgot"'' in "Meliora Sequamur". It is every bit as funny as one would imagine.
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* There is a moment in the ''Homo Erraticus'' tour in which Ryan O'Donnell spanks Ian's bottom with a can during the line during the lines ''"Cruel Bunter-bashing, cane a-thrashing, lines, detention, soon forgot"'' in "Meliora Sequamur".

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* There is a moment in the ''Homo Erraticus'' tour in which Ryan O'Donnell spanks Ian's bottom with a can during the line during the lines ''"Cruel Bunter-bashing, cane a-thrashing, lines, detention, soon forgot"'' in "Meliora Sequamur". It is every bit as funny as one would imagine.

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* The "stories" written in the original ''Thick As A Brick" newspaper (all contributed by each of the Tull members who recorded the album) are filled with satirical, punny, ironic, often dark-humored (or [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar risqué]]) content and wordplay, [[GeniusBonus if one knows what to look for]].

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* The "stories" written in the original ''Thick As A Brick" newspaper (all contributed by each of the Tull members who recorded the album) are filled with satirical, punny, ironic, often dark-humored (or [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar risqué]]) content and wordplay, [[GeniusBonus if one knows what to look for]].for]].
* There is a moment in the ''Homo Erraticus'' tour in which Ryan O'Donnell spanks Ian's bottom with a can during the line during the lines ''"Cruel Bunter-bashing, cane a-thrashing, lines, detention, soon forgot"'' in "Meliora Sequamur".
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* The "stories" written in the original ''Thick As A Brick" newspaper are filled with satirical, punny, ironic, often dark-humored (or [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar risqué]]) content and wordplay, [[GeniusBonus if one knows what to look for]].

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* The "stories" written in the original ''Thick As A Brick" newspaper (all contributed by each of the Tull members who recorded the album) are filled with satirical, punny, ironic, often dark-humored (or [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar risqué]]) content and wordplay, [[GeniusBonus if one knows what to look for]].for]].
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* [[http://jethrotull.com/featured-fan-mail-2nd-october14/ This hilariously tongue-in-cheek fan letter]].

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* [[http://jethrotull.com/featured-fan-mail-2nd-october14/ This hilariously tongue-in-cheek fan letter]].letter]].
* The "stories" written in the original ''Thick As A Brick" newspaper are filled with satirical, punny, ironic, often dark-humored (or [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar risqué]]) content and wordplay, [[GeniusBonus if one knows what to look for]].
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* [[http://jethrotull.com/featured-fan-mail-2nd-october14/ This tongue-in-cheek fan letter]].

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* [[http://jethrotull.com/featured-fan-mail-2nd-october14/ This hilariously tongue-in-cheek fan letter]].

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-->"Topically, the château was the only place where I have knowingly eaten horse. It was frequently on the menu as a mane course, so we were saddled with it. Not wanting to appear blinkered I one day took the bit between my teeth and sampled it thinking it be odds on to become a favourite. I did however fell like I'd bitten off more than I could chew." (''Note: The Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond One Man Stand Up Revue will not be appearing at Blackpool North Pier any time soon.'')

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-->"Topically, the château was the only place where I have knowingly eaten horse. It was frequently on the menu as a mane course, so we were saddled with it. Not wanting to appear blinkered I one day took the bit between my teeth and sampled it thinking it be odds on to become a favourite. I did however fell like I'd bitten off more than I could chew." (''Note: The Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond One Man Stand Up Revue will not be appearing at Blackpool North Pier any time soon.'')'')
* [[http://jethrotull.com/featured-fan-mail-2nd-october14/ This tongue-in-cheek fan letter]].
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Stole it from a snowman.

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Stole it from a snowman.snowman.
* In the booklet included with ''A Passion Play - An Extended Performance'', Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond recalls his dining experiences at the Château d'Hérouville - and gives us a HurricaneOfPuns:
-->"Topically, the château was the only place where I have knowingly eaten horse. It was frequently on the menu as a mane course, so we were saddled with it. Not wanting to appear blinkered I one day took the bit between my teeth and sampled it thinking it be odds on to become a favourite. I did however fell like I'd bitten off more than I could chew." (''Note: The Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond One Man Stand Up Revue will not be appearing at Blackpool North Pier any time soon.'')
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* "Mother Goose" contain's these lines:

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* "Mother Goose" contain's contains these lines:
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* After a performance of "Kissing Willie" in 1989, the year the song was released, Ian remarks that the audience are probably wondering that the song is about, with its suggestive lyrics and blatantly phallic imagery being shown in the background during the song. [[BaitAndSwitch He says that "it's about three and a half minutes long."]]

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* After a performance of "Kissing Willie" in 1989, the year the song was released, Ian remarks that the audience are probably wondering that the song is about, with its suggestive lyrics and blatantly phallic imagery being shown in the background during the song. [[BaitAndSwitch He says that "it's about three and a half minutes long."]]"]]
* "Mother Goose" contain's these lines:
-->Saw Johnny Scarecrow make his rounds\\
With his jet black mac\\
Which he won't give back\\
Stole it from a snowman.
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* After performing "Kissing Willie", Ian remarks that the audience are probably wondering that the song is about, with its suggestive lyrics and blatantly phallic imagery being shown in the background during the song. [[BaitAndSwitch He says that "it's about three and a half minutes long."]]

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* After performing a performance of "Kissing Willie", Willie" in 1989, the year the song was released, Ian remarks that the audience are probably wondering that the song is about, with its suggestive lyrics and blatantly phallic imagery being shown in the background during the song. [[BaitAndSwitch He says that "it's about three and a half minutes long."]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wT6fkDg8k The video for "The Story of the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles"]].

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wT6fkDg8k The video for "The Story of the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles"]].
Spectacles"]]. It's like an amateur production of ''WinnieThePooh'' gone horribly wrong.
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* After performing "Kissing Willie", Ian remarks that the audience are probably wondering that the song is about, with its suggestive lyrics and blandly phallic imagery being shown in the background during the song. [[BaitAndSwitch He says that "it's about three and a half minutes long."]]

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* After performing "Kissing Willie", Ian remarks that the audience are probably wondering that the song is about, with its suggestive lyrics and blandly blatantly phallic imagery being shown in the background during the song. [[BaitAndSwitch He says that "it's about three and a half minutes long."]]
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* After performing "Kissing Willie", Ian remarks that the audience are probably wondering that the song is about. [[BaitAndSwitch He says that "it's about three and a half minutes long."]]

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* After performing "Kissing Willie", Ian remarks that the audience are probably wondering that the song is about.about, with its suggestive lyrics and blandly phallic imagery being shown in the background during the song. [[BaitAndSwitch He says that "it's about three and a half minutes long."]]
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* Ian and his "phallic flute". Essentially, he sticks his flute over his crotch in a suggestive manner. [[ADateWithRosiePalms Sometimes, he goes a little bit further...]]

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* Ian and his "phallic flute". Essentially, he sticks his flute over his crotch in a suggestive manner. [[ADateWithRosiePalms Sometimes, he goes a little bit further...]]]]

* After performing "Kissing Willie", Ian remarks that the audience are probably wondering that the song is about. [[BaitAndSwitch He says that "it's about three and a half minutes long."]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wT6fkDg8k The video for "The Story of the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles"]].

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wT6fkDg8k The video for "The Story of the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles"]].Spectacles"]].

* Ian and his "phallic flute". Essentially, he sticks his flute over his crotch in a suggestive manner. [[ADateWithRosiePalms Sometimes, he goes a little bit further...]]
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-->On bass is John Glascock. We like to call him Brittle-Dick.

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-->On bass is John Glascock. We like to call him Brittle-Dick.Brittle-Dick.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wT6fkDg8k The video for "The Story of the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles"]].
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-->'''Ian Anderson''': ...And Dave Palmer...Oh, he's gone for a piss. *The band plays another song.* Ah, David's back. Did you give it a nice shake? Good.

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-->'''Ian Anderson''': ...And Dave Palmer...Oh, he's gone for a piss. *The band plays another song.* Ah, David's back. Did you give it a nice shake? Good.Good.

* Ian makes an obvious joke, but it's still funny to hear:
-->On bass is John Glascock. We like to call him Brittle-Dick.
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But You Screw One Goat is being renamed to Bestiality Is Depraved and misuse being removed


-->'''Ian Anderson''': Christmas is NOT a time for heavy drinking, over-eating, [[ButYouScrewOneGoat and casual sex with farm animals, that's out of the question!]] So be warned, [bassist] David Pegg.

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-->'''Ian Anderson''': Christmas is NOT a time for heavy drinking, over-eating, [[ButYouScrewOneGoat [[BestialityIsDepraved and casual sex with farm animals, that's out of the question!]] So be warned, [bassist] David Pegg.
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** The studio version has Ian whispeing:

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** The **The studio version has Ian whispeing:whispering:

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-->'''Ian Anderson''': Christmas is NOT a time for heavy drinking, over-eating, [[ButYouScrewOneGoat and casual sex with farms animals, that's out of the question!]] So be warned, [bassist] David Pegg.

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-->'''Ian Anderson''': Christmas is NOT a time for heavy drinking, over-eating, [[ButYouScrewOneGoat and casual sex with farms farm animals, that's out of the question!]] So be warned, [bassist] David Pegg.
**The studio version has Ian whispeing:
-->"Hey! Santa?! Pass us that bottle, will ya?"

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