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Funny: Jethro Tull
  • Before a performance of A Christmas Song:
    Ian Anderson: Christmas is NOT a time for heavy drinking, over-eating, and casual sex with farm animals, that's out of the question! So be warned, [bassist] David Pegg.
    • The studio version has Ian whispering:
    "Hey! Santa?! Pass us that bottle, will ya?"
  • While introducing the band members:
    Ian Anderson: ...And Dave Palmer...Oh, he's gone for a piss. *The band plays another song.* Ah, David's back. Did you give it a nice shake? Good.
  • Ian makes an obvious joke, but it's still funny to hear:
    On bass is John Glascock. We like to call him Brittle-Dick.
  • The video for "The Story of the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles". It's like an amateur production of Winnie the Pooh gone horribly wrong.
  • Ian and his "phallic flute". Essentially, he sticks his flute over his crotch in a suggestive manner. Sometimes, he goes a little bit further...
  • After a performance of "Kissing Willie" in 1989, the year the song was released, Ian remarks that the audience are probably wondering that the song is about, with its suggestive lyrics and blatantly phallic imagery being shown in the background during the song. He says that "it's about three and a half minutes long."
  • "Mother Goose" contains these lines:
    Saw Johnny Scarecrow make his rounds
    With his jet black mac
    Which he won't give back
    Stole it from a snowman.
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