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--->'''Jessica:''' I was just leaving. You didn't kick me out, I just left.
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--->'''Jessica:''' I was just leaving.WasJustLeaving. You didn't kick me out, I just left.
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'''Albert Thompson:''' '"Get off the stage, arsehole!"\\
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'''Albert Thompson:''' '"Get "Get off the stage, arsehole!"\\
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* Jessica sends Malcolm to their landlord's apartment to settle the dispute with Oscar. Unfortunately, Jessica never told Malcolm in advance that the landlord is gay, resulting in:
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* Jessica sends Malcolm to their landlord's apartment to settle the dispute with Oscar. Unfortunately, Jessica never told Malcolm in advance that the landlord is gay, resulting in:in the landlord thinking Jessica sent Malcolm to seduce him.
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'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' For Jessica Jones, yes. And...Mr. Orocho, he's trying to evict her. Now I've heard that you're a very reasonable man-\\
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'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' For Jessica Jones, yes. And... Mr. Orocho, he's trying to evict her. Now I've heard that you're a very reasonable man-\\
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'''Eugene:''' Miss Jones didn't say I was reasonable. She said I was "an entitled prick of a slumlord," that's a quote.\\
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'''Eugene:''' Miss Jones didn't say I was reasonable."reasonable". She said I was "an entitled prick of a slumlord," that's a quote.\\
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* The title comes from Trish's attempt at becoming a pop singer: the world premier of her [[StylisticSuck a terrible, heavily auto-tuned debut single]] with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hn85XmyMf8 an equally terrible music video]] to accompany it. [[DamnedByFaintPraise The one good thing]] Jessica has to say about it is "took the ''It's Patsy'' theme outta my head, so there's that."
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* The title comes from Trish's attempt at becoming a pop singer: the world premier premiere of her [[StylisticSuck a terrible, heavily auto-tuned debut single]] with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hn85XmyMf8 an equally terrible music video]] to accompany it. [[DamnedByFaintPraise The one good thing]] Jessica has to say about it is "took the ''It's Patsy'' theme outta my head, so there's that."
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* Luke refers to [[Characters/MCUAvengersAndAllies The Avengers]] as "[[Characters/MCUTheHulk the big green dude]] and his crew." Just imagining how Tony Stark in particular would react to that is worth a few laughs.
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* Luke refers to [[Characters/MCUAvengersAndAllies [[Characters/MCUAvengers The Avengers]] as "[[Characters/MCUTheHulk the big green dude]] and his crew." Just imagining how Tony Stark in particular would react to that is worth a few laughs.
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* A guy in a bar compliments Jessica's butt. The scene cuts to them having anal sex in a bathroom stall. And then Jessica stops and kicks the guy out for saying "freak."
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* A guy in a bar compliments Jessica's butt. The scene cuts to them having anal sex in a bathroom stall. And then Jessica stops and kicks the guy out for saying "freak." After Jessica ''bends the walls of the cubicle'' while grabbing on.
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* Luke refers to Film/{{The Avengers|2012}} as "[[Film/TheIncredibleHulk2008 the big green dude]] and his crew." Just imagining how Tony Stark in particular would react to that is worth a few laughs.
** In the next episode Jessica refers to the "green dude and the flagwaver". Steve's reaction to that would be even more funny.
** In the next episode Jessica refers to the "green dude and the flagwaver". Steve's reaction to that would be even more funny.
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* Luke refers to Film/{{The Avengers|2012}} [[Characters/MCUAvengersAndAllies The Avengers]] as "[[Film/TheIncredibleHulk2008 "[[Characters/MCUTheHulk the big green dude]] and his crew." Just imagining how Tony Stark in particular would react to that is worth a few laughs.
** In the next episode Jessica refers to the "green dude and [[Characters/MCUCaptainAmerica theflagwaver".flagwaver]]". Steve's reaction to that would be even more funny.
** In the next episode Jessica refers to the "green dude and [[Characters/MCUCaptainAmerica the
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** Extra points for the HypocriticalHumor of a [[NotQuiteFlight Semi-]]FlyingBrick who's hunting [[MindControl Kilgrave]] treating laser eyes [[ArbitrarySkepticism like the most ridiculous thing they've ever heard.]] Or just making fun of the guy since he was willing to believe she had another random power too just because she was super strong. This also becomes a case of HilarousInHindsight due to the later reveal that there already is a [[Film/{{Eternals}} hero with laser eyes]] in the MCU.
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** Extra points for the HypocriticalHumor of a [[NotQuiteFlight Semi-]]FlyingBrick who's hunting [[MindControl Kilgrave]] treating laser eyes [[ArbitrarySkepticism like the most ridiculous thing they've ever heard.]] Or just making fun of the guy since he was willing to believe she had another random power too just because she was super strong. This also becomes a case of HilarousInHindsight HilariousInHindsight due to the later reveal that there already is a [[Film/{{Eternals}} hero with laser eyes]] in the MCU.
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** Extra points for the HypocriticalHumor of a [[NotQuiteFlight Semi-]]FlyingBrick who's hunting [[MindControl Kilgrave]] treating laser eyes [[ArbitrarySkepticism like the most ridiculous thing they've ever heard.]] Or just making fun of the guy since he was willing to believe she had another random power too just because she was super strong. This becomes more hilarious due to the later reveal that there already is a [[Film/{{Eternals}} hero with laser eyes]] in the MCU.
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** Extra points for the HypocriticalHumor of a [[NotQuiteFlight Semi-]]FlyingBrick who's hunting [[MindControl Kilgrave]] treating laser eyes [[ArbitrarySkepticism like the most ridiculous thing they've ever heard.]] Or just making fun of the guy since he was willing to believe she had another random power too just because she was super strong. This also becomes more hilarious a case of HilarousInHindsight due to the later reveal that there already is a [[Film/{{Eternals}} hero with laser eyes]] in the MCU.
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** Extra points for the HypocriticalHumor of a [[NotQuiteFlight Semi-]]FlyingBrick who's hunting [[MindControl Kilgrave]] treating laser eyes [[ArbitrarySkepticism like the most ridiculous thing they've ever heard.]] Or just making fun of the guy since he was willing to believe she had another random power too just because she was super strong. This becomes more hilarious due to the later reveal that there already is a [[Film/Eternals hero with laser eyes]] in the MCU.
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** Extra points for the HypocriticalHumor of a [[NotQuiteFlight Semi-]]FlyingBrick who's hunting [[MindControl Kilgrave]] treating laser eyes [[ArbitrarySkepticism like the most ridiculous thing they've ever heard.]] Or just making fun of the guy since he was willing to believe she had another random power too just because she was super strong. This becomes more hilarious due to the later reveal that there already is a [[Film/Eternals [[Film/{{Eternals}} hero with laser eyes]] in the MCU.
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** Extra points for the HypocriticalHumor of a [[NotQuiteFlight Semi-]]FlyingBrick who's hunting [[MindControl Kilgrave]] treating laser eyes [[ArbitrarySkepticism like the most ridiculous thing they've ever heard.]] Or just making fun of the guy since he was willing to believe she had another random power too just because she was super strong.
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** Extra points for the HypocriticalHumor of a [[NotQuiteFlight Semi-]]FlyingBrick who's hunting [[MindControl Kilgrave]] treating laser eyes [[ArbitrarySkepticism like the most ridiculous thing they've ever heard.]] Or just making fun of the guy since he was willing to believe she had another random power too just because she was super strong. This becomes more hilarious due to the later reveal that there already is a [[Film/Eternals hero with laser eyes]] in the MCU.
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'''Jessica:''' Yep. ''[sees Jeri]'' Got anything for me?\\
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'''Jessica:''' Yep. [[BluntYes Yep.]] ''[sees Jeri]'' Got anything for me?\\
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-->'''Jessica Jones:''' "Laser eyes." Moron.
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** The woman also randomly [[KickTheDog insults people with mental issues.
-->'''Audrey:''' "Gifted". Stupid word. It's like calling someone "special". They're not special, they're retarded. You're not gifted, you're a freak.\\
-->'''Audrey:''' "Gifted". Stupid word. It's like calling someone "special". They're not special, they're retarded. You're not gifted, you're a freak.\\
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** The woman also randomly [[KickTheDog insults people with mental issues.
-->'''Audrey:'''issues]].
--->'''Audrey:''' "Gifted". Stupid word. It's like calling someone "special". They're not special, they're retarded. You're not gifted, you're a freak.\\
-->'''Audrey:'''
--->'''Audrey:''' "Gifted". Stupid word. It's like calling someone "special". They're not special, they're retarded. You're not gifted, you're a freak.\\
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-->'''Trish Walker:''' You could use your abilities for something more useful. I mean, you can fly... well, jump.\\
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* Jessica shows up to talk to Trish about what she's learned on Malcolm's meetings with Kilgrave, only to discover that she interrupted Trish in the midst of receiving oral sex from Simpson.
-->'''Trish Walker:''' He's a war hero.
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' Who's also the guy who was filled with remorse about attacking you, until he decided to turn it into a booty call.
-->'''Will Simpson:''' That is not what happened.
-->'''Trish Walker:''' And that is not your business, Jess!
-->'''Trish Walker:''' He's a war hero.
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' Who's also the guy who was filled with remorse about attacking you, until he decided to turn it into a booty call.
-->'''Will Simpson:''' That is not what happened.
-->'''Trish Walker:''' And that is not your business, Jess!
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* Jessica shows up to talk to Trish about what she's learned on Malcolm's meetings with Kilgrave, only to discover that [[InterruptedIntimacy she interrupted Trish in the midst of receiving oral sex from Simpson.Simpson]].
-->'''Trish Walker:''' He's a warhero.
-->'''Jessicahero.\\
'''Jessica Jones:''' Who's also the guy who was filled with remorse about attacking you, until he decided to turn it into a bootycall.
-->'''Willcall.\\
'''Will Simpson:''' That is not whathappened.
-->'''Trishhappened.\\
'''Trish Walker:''' And that is not your business, Jess!
-->'''Trish Walker:''' He's a war
-->'''Jessica
'''Jessica Jones:''' Who's also the guy who was filled with remorse about attacking you, until he decided to turn it into a booty
-->'''Will
'''Will Simpson:''' That is not what
-->'''Trish
'''Trish Walker:''' And that is not your business, Jess!
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* [[ShowWithinAShow "IT'S PATSYYYYYYY / IT'S PATSYYYYYYY / I REALLY WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND / HOPE THIS DAY WILL NEVER END."]]'' Cut to Trish whining about having to visit her sister's sickbed for a "photo-op".
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* [[ShowWithinAShow ''[[ShowWithinAShow "IT'S PATSYYYYYYY / IT'S PATSYYYYYYY / I REALLY WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND / HOPE THIS DAY WILL NEVER END."]]'' Cut to Trish whining about having to visit her sister's sickbed for a "photo-op".
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* Malcolm meets Trish at the Greenpoint Stages where she's about to grease the wheels with Max Tatum. She gives him her gym card and tells him to pose as her production assistant, which is basically what Malcolm does for Jessica, just on a movie set.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' You mean "[[BeleagueredAssistant getting yelled at and ignored]]"?\\
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' You mean "[[BeleagueredAssistant getting yelled at and ignored]]"?\\
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* Malcolm meets Trish at the Greenpoint Stages in Brooklyn, where she's about to grease the wheels with Max Tatum. She gives him her gym card and tells him to pose as her production assistant, which is basically what Malcolm does for Jessica, just on a movie set.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Youmean mean]], "[[BeleagueredAssistant getting yelled at and ignored]]"?\\
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You
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-->'''Jessica:''' Gotta say your standards ''really'' took a nosedive.
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* Luke refers to Film/{{The Avengers|2012}} as "[[Film/TheIncredibleHulk the big green dude]] and his crew." Just imagining how Tony Stark in particular would react to that is worth a few laughs.
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* Luke refers to Film/{{The Avengers|2012}} as "[[Film/TheIncredibleHulk "[[Film/TheIncredibleHulk2008 the big green dude]] and his crew." Just imagining how Tony Stark in particular would react to that is worth a few laughs.
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** The woman also randomly [[KickTheDog insults people with mental issues.
-->'''Audrey:''' "Gifted". Stupid word. It's like calling someone "special". They're not special, they're retarded. You're not gifted, you're a freak.\\
'''Jessica:''' What have we or the mentally challenged ever done to you?
-->'''Audrey:''' "Gifted". Stupid word. It's like calling someone "special". They're not special, they're retarded. You're not gifted, you're a freak.\\
'''Jessica:''' What have we or the mentally challenged ever done to you?
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'''Kilgrave:''' I've got a better idea: [[HeadDesk let's see how long it takes you to put your head through that post]]. Go on. ''[Kilgrave leaves while Harvey starts bashing his head against a solid wooden column]''
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'''Kilgrave:''' I've got a better idea: [[HeadDesk [[UseYourHead let's see how long it takes you to put your head through that post]]. Go on. ''[Kilgrave leaves while Harvey starts bashing his head against a solid wooden column]''
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-->'''Man:''' May I help you?
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I like your home. Nicest on the block.
-->'''Man:''' Thanks.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' And the neighborhood, the big trees, grass, birds. Wish I'd grown up somewhere excessively normal like this.
-->'''Man:''' I'm sorry, what is it you want?
-->'''Kilgrave:''' Yes, I've always been bad at small talk. I'm used to just saying things and they happen. It spoils you.
-->'''Man:''' Well, what a burden.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' You have no idea.
-->'''Man:''' Well, I need to go. ''[The man begins to close the door. Kilgrave sticks his foot in it just before it closes]''
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I'd like to buy your house.
-->'''Man:''' It's not for sale.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I've done some research. I believe it's worth just over $600,000.
-->'''Man:''' Like I said, it's not for sale. Now, move your foot.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' ''[looks him in the eye]'' You are going...''[He takes a deep breath, catching himself before he can mind control the man]''...I wanna show you something. ''[Kilgrave walks over to where he left the bag of money and opens it]'' This is $1.26 million. I'd like to give this to you in exchange for your beautiful home.
-->'''Man:''' You can't be serious.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I am.
-->'''Man:''' But you could buy two houses with this much money.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I know. Exciting, isn't it?
-->'''Man:''' I mean, is this even legal?
-->'''Kilgrave:''' Completely. I've had a real estate agreement drawn up. ''[Kilgrave hands the man the papers. He looks them over]''
-->'''Man:''' I'd have to show this to a lawyer.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' Mmm, feel free, I want everything above-board and binding. Avoid seller's remorse. There is one condition. You have to have moved out of here by the end of day tomorrow...[[BaitAndSwitch if you choose to sign]].
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I like your home. Nicest on the block.
-->'''Man:''' Thanks.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' And the neighborhood, the big trees, grass, birds. Wish I'd grown up somewhere excessively normal like this.
-->'''Man:''' I'm sorry, what is it you want?
-->'''Kilgrave:''' Yes, I've always been bad at small talk. I'm used to just saying things and they happen. It spoils you.
-->'''Man:''' Well, what a burden.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' You have no idea.
-->'''Man:''' Well, I need to go. ''[The man begins to close the door. Kilgrave sticks his foot in it just before it closes]''
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I'd like to buy your house.
-->'''Man:''' It's not for sale.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I've done some research. I believe it's worth just over $600,000.
-->'''Man:''' Like I said, it's not for sale. Now, move your foot.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' ''[looks him in the eye]'' You are going...''[He takes a deep breath, catching himself before he can mind control the man]''...I wanna show you something. ''[Kilgrave walks over to where he left the bag of money and opens it]'' This is $1.26 million. I'd like to give this to you in exchange for your beautiful home.
-->'''Man:''' You can't be serious.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I am.
-->'''Man:''' But you could buy two houses with this much money.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I know. Exciting, isn't it?
-->'''Man:''' I mean, is this even legal?
-->'''Kilgrave:''' Completely. I've had a real estate agreement drawn up. ''[Kilgrave hands the man the papers. He looks them over]''
-->'''Man:''' I'd have to show this to a lawyer.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' Mmm, feel free, I want everything above-board and binding. Avoid seller's remorse. There is one condition. You have to have moved out of here by the end of day tomorrow...[[BaitAndSwitch if you choose to sign]].
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-->'''Man:''' May I help you?
-->'''Kilgrave:'''you?\\
'''Kilgrave:''' I like your home. Nicest on theblock.
-->'''Man:''' Thanks.
-->'''Kilgrave:'''block.\\
'''Man:''' Thanks.\\
'''Kilgrave:''' And the neighborhood, the big trees, grass, birds. Wish I'd grown up somewhere excessively normal likethis.
-->'''Man:'''this.\\
'''Man:''' I'm sorry, what is it youwant?
-->'''Kilgrave:'''want?\\
'''Kilgrave:''' Yes, I've always been bad at small talk. I'm used to just saying things and they happen. It spoilsyou.
-->'''Man:'''you.\\
'''Man:''' Well, what aburden.
-->'''Kilgrave:'''burden.\\
'''Kilgrave:''' You have noidea.
-->'''Man:'''idea.\\
'''Man:''' Well, I need to go. ''[The man begins to close the door. Kilgrave sticks his foot in it just before itcloses]''
-->'''Kilgrave:'''closes]''\\
'''Kilgrave:''' I'd like to buy yourhouse.
-->'''Man:'''house.\\
'''Man:''' It's not forsale.
-->'''Kilgrave:'''sale.\\
'''Kilgrave:''' I've done some research. I believe it's worth just over$600,000.
-->'''Man:'''$600,000.\\
'''Man:''' Like I said, it's not for sale. Now, move yourfoot.
-->'''Kilgrave:'''foot.\\
'''Kilgrave:''' ''[looks him in the eye]'' You are going...''[He takes a deep breath, catching himself before he can mind control the man]''...I wanna show you something. ''[Kilgrave walks over to where he left the bag of money and opens it]'' This is $1.26 million. I'd like to give this to you in exchange for your beautifulhome.
-->'''Man:'''home.\\
'''Man:''' You can't beserious.
-->'''Kilgrave:'''serious.\\
'''Kilgrave:''' Iam.
-->'''Man:'''am.\\
'''Man:''' But you could buy two houses with this muchmoney.
-->'''Kilgrave:'''money.\\
'''Kilgrave:''' I know. Exciting, isn'tit?
-->'''Man:'''it?\\
'''Man:''' I mean, is this evenlegal?
-->'''Kilgrave:'''legal?\\
'''Kilgrave:''' Completely. I've had a real estate agreement drawn up. ''[Kilgrave hands the man the papers. He looks themover]''
-->'''Man:'''over]''\\
'''Man:''' I'd have to show this to alawyer.
-->'''Kilgrave:'''lawyer.\\
'''Kilgrave:''' Mmm, feel free, I want everything above-board and binding. Avoid seller's remorse. There is one condition. You have to have moved out of here by the end of day tomorrow...[[BaitAndSwitch if you choose tosign]].
sign]].
-->'''Kilgrave:'''
'''Kilgrave:''' I like your home. Nicest on the
-->'''Man:''' Thanks.
-->'''Kilgrave:'''
'''Man:''' Thanks.\\
'''Kilgrave:''' And the neighborhood, the big trees, grass, birds. Wish I'd grown up somewhere excessively normal like
-->'''Man:'''
'''Man:''' I'm sorry, what is it you
-->'''Kilgrave:'''
'''Kilgrave:''' Yes, I've always been bad at small talk. I'm used to just saying things and they happen. It spoils
-->'''Man:'''
'''Man:''' Well, what a
-->'''Kilgrave:'''
'''Kilgrave:''' You have no
-->'''Man:'''
'''Man:''' Well, I need to go. ''[The man begins to close the door. Kilgrave sticks his foot in it just before it
-->'''Kilgrave:'''
'''Kilgrave:''' I'd like to buy your
-->'''Man:'''
'''Man:''' It's not for
-->'''Kilgrave:'''
'''Kilgrave:''' I've done some research. I believe it's worth just over
-->'''Man:'''
'''Man:''' Like I said, it's not for sale. Now, move your
-->'''Kilgrave:'''
'''Kilgrave:''' ''[looks him in the eye]'' You are going...''[He takes a deep breath, catching himself before he can mind control the man]''...I wanna show you something. ''[Kilgrave walks over to where he left the bag of money and opens it]'' This is $1.26 million. I'd like to give this to you in exchange for your beautiful
-->'''Man:'''
'''Man:''' You can't be
-->'''Kilgrave:'''
'''Kilgrave:''' I
-->'''Man:'''
'''Man:''' But you could buy two houses with this much
-->'''Kilgrave:'''
'''Kilgrave:''' I know. Exciting, isn't
-->'''Man:'''
'''Man:''' I mean, is this even
-->'''Kilgrave:'''
'''Kilgrave:''' Completely. I've had a real estate agreement drawn up. ''[Kilgrave hands the man the papers. He looks them
-->'''Man:'''
'''Man:''' I'd have to show this to a
-->'''Kilgrave:'''
'''Kilgrave:''' Mmm, feel free, I want everything above-board and binding. Avoid seller's remorse. There is one condition. You have to have moved out of here by the end of day tomorrow...[[BaitAndSwitch if you choose to
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-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' You mean "getting yelled at and ignored"?\\
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-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' You mean "getting "[[BeleagueredAssistant getting yelled at and ignored"?\\ignored]]"?\\
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-->'''Eugene:''' Can I help you?
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' I hope so, sir. I live in your building on West 46th.
-->'''Eugene:''' Oh, well if there's an issue, I prefer you settle it with the super.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Unfortunately the super ''is'' the issue. I work at Alias Investigations.
-->'''Eugene:''' Wait, ''you'' work for ''her?''
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' For Jessica Jones, yes. And...Mr. Orocho, he's trying to evict her. Now I've heard that you're a very reasonable man-
-->'''Eugene:''' ''[scoffs]'' Who said that I was reasonable?
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Well, you have a stellar reputation, sir, in the building.
-->'''Eugene:''' Miss Jones didn't say I was reasonable. She said I was "an entitled prick of a slumlord," that's a quote.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Well I'm sure she didn't mean that. 'Cause obviously, you're--you're very nice...
-->'''Eugene:''' ''[laughs]'' Oh my...she sent you here, right? Aw, that's very clever. Y'know, she's completely devoid of charm, while you--you are not.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' ''[stammering]'' Look, I'm just here...to discuss the situation.
-->'''Eugene:''' Well my discussing days are over, I'm off the market.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' No dude, you don't understand-
-->'''Eugene:''' No, ''you'' don't understand. ''[motions to the picture in his foyer]'' See that is my boyfriend Kio. He's finally moving here from Cambodia next week. I'm sorry she wasted your time...
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' I hope so, sir. I live in your building on West 46th.
-->'''Eugene:''' Oh, well if there's an issue, I prefer you settle it with the super.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Unfortunately the super ''is'' the issue. I work at Alias Investigations.
-->'''Eugene:''' Wait, ''you'' work for ''her?''
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' For Jessica Jones, yes. And...Mr. Orocho, he's trying to evict her. Now I've heard that you're a very reasonable man-
-->'''Eugene:''' ''[scoffs]'' Who said that I was reasonable?
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Well, you have a stellar reputation, sir, in the building.
-->'''Eugene:''' Miss Jones didn't say I was reasonable. She said I was "an entitled prick of a slumlord," that's a quote.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Well I'm sure she didn't mean that. 'Cause obviously, you're--you're very nice...
-->'''Eugene:''' ''[laughs]'' Oh my...she sent you here, right? Aw, that's very clever. Y'know, she's completely devoid of charm, while you--you are not.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' ''[stammering]'' Look, I'm just here...to discuss the situation.
-->'''Eugene:''' Well my discussing days are over, I'm off the market.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' No dude, you don't understand-
-->'''Eugene:''' No, ''you'' don't understand. ''[motions to the picture in his foyer]'' See that is my boyfriend Kio. He's finally moving here from Cambodia next week. I'm sorry she wasted your time...
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-->'''Eugene:''' Can I help you?
-->'''Malcolmyou?\\
'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' I hope so, sir. I live in your building on West46th.
-->'''Eugene:'''46th.\\
'''Eugene:''' Oh, well if there's an issue, I prefer you settle it with thesuper.
-->'''Malcolmsuper.\\
'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Unfortunately the super ''is'' the issue. I work at AliasInvestigations.
-->'''Eugene:'''Investigations.\\
'''Eugene:''' Wait, ''you'' work for''her?''
-->'''Malcolm''her?''\\
'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' For Jessica Jones, yes. And...Mr. Orocho, he's trying to evict her. Now I've heard that you're a very reasonableman-
-->'''Eugene:'''man-\\
'''Eugene:''' ''[scoffs]'' Who said that I wasreasonable?
-->'''Malcolmreasonable? \\
'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Well, you have a stellar reputation, sir, in thebuilding.
-->'''Eugene:'''building.\\
'''Eugene:''' Miss Jones didn't say I was reasonable. She said I was "an entitled prick of a slumlord," that's aquote.
-->'''Malcolmquote.\\
'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Well I'm sure she didn't mean that. 'Cause obviously, you're--you're verynice...
-->'''Eugene:'''nice...\\
'''Eugene:''' ''[laughs]'' Oh my...she sent you here, right? Aw, that's very clever. Y'know, she's completely devoid of charm, while you--you are not. \n-->'''Malcolm \\
'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' ''[stammering]'' Look, I'm just here...to discuss thesituation.
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'''Eugene:''' Well my discussing days are over, I'm off themarket.
-->'''Malcolmmarket.\\
'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' No dude, you don'tunderstand-
-->'''Eugene:'''understand-\\
'''Eugene:''' No, ''you'' don't understand. ''[motions to the picture in his foyer]'' See that is my boyfriend Kio. He's finally moving here from Cambodia next week. I'm sorry she wasted your time...
-->'''Malcolm
'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' I hope so, sir. I live in your building on West
-->'''Eugene:'''
'''Eugene:''' Oh, well if there's an issue, I prefer you settle it with the
-->'''Malcolm
'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Unfortunately the super ''is'' the issue. I work at Alias
-->'''Eugene:'''
'''Eugene:''' Wait, ''you'' work for
-->'''Malcolm
'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' For Jessica Jones, yes. And...Mr. Orocho, he's trying to evict her. Now I've heard that you're a very reasonable
-->'''Eugene:'''
'''Eugene:''' ''[scoffs]'' Who said that I was
-->'''Malcolm
'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Well, you have a stellar reputation, sir, in the
-->'''Eugene:'''
'''Eugene:''' Miss Jones didn't say I was reasonable. She said I was "an entitled prick of a slumlord," that's a
-->'''Malcolm
'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Well I'm sure she didn't mean that. 'Cause obviously, you're--you're very
-->'''Eugene:'''
'''Eugene:''' ''[laughs]'' Oh my...she sent you here, right? Aw, that's very clever. Y'know, she's completely devoid of charm, while you--you are not.
'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' ''[stammering]'' Look, I'm just here...to discuss the
-->'''Eugene:'''
'''Eugene:''' Well my discussing days are over, I'm off the
-->'''Malcolm
'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' No dude, you don't
-->'''Eugene:'''
'''Eugene:''' No, ''you'' don't understand. ''[motions to the picture in his foyer]'' See that is my boyfriend Kio. He's finally moving here from Cambodia next week. I'm sorry she wasted your time...
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-->'''Max Tatum:''' ''You!'' You did this!
-->'''Trish Walker:''' I gave you a deadline. You missed it.
-->'''Max Tatum:''' So you got my star to walk off the set?!
-->'''Trish Walker:''' I just played her a little video, Max!
-->'''Max Tatum:''' You're gonna cost us thousands of dollars!
-->'''Trish Walker:''' Good.
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[steps over]'' Hey Max. I've heard a lot about you. All of it nauseating.
-->'''Max Tatum:''' Who's this?
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[motions to the bandage on Max's nose]'' Looks like your face got in the way of someone's fist. Want a replay?
-->'''Max Tatum:''' Who is she, supposed to scare me? Like your thuggy boyfriend?
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[to Trish]'' Is he talking about Malcolm?
-->'''Trish Walker:''' Must've been.
-->'''Trish Walker:''' I gave you a deadline. You missed it.
-->'''Max Tatum:''' So you got my star to walk off the set?!
-->'''Trish Walker:''' I just played her a little video, Max!
-->'''Max Tatum:''' You're gonna cost us thousands of dollars!
-->'''Trish Walker:''' Good.
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[steps over]'' Hey Max. I've heard a lot about you. All of it nauseating.
-->'''Max Tatum:''' Who's this?
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[motions to the bandage on Max's nose]'' Looks like your face got in the way of someone's fist. Want a replay?
-->'''Max Tatum:''' Who is she, supposed to scare me? Like your thuggy boyfriend?
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[to Trish]'' Is he talking about Malcolm?
-->'''Trish Walker:''' Must've been.
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-->'''Max Tatum:''' ''You!'' You did this!
-->'''Trishthis!\\
'''Trish Walker:''' I gave you a deadline. You missedit.
-->'''Maxit.\\
'''Max Tatum:''' So you got my star to walk off theset?!
-->'''Trishset?!\\
'''Trish Walker:''' I just played her a little video,Max!
-->'''MaxMax!\\
'''Max Tatum:''' You're gonna cost us thousands ofdollars!
-->'''Trishdollars!\\
'''Trish Walker:'''Good.
-->'''JessicaGood.\\
'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[steps over]'' Hey Max. I've heard a lot about you. All of itnauseating.
-->'''Maxnauseating.\\
'''Max Tatum:''' Who'sthis?
-->'''Jessicathis?\\
'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[motions to the bandage on Max's nose]'' Looks like your face got in the way of someone's fist. Want areplay?
-->'''Maxreplay?\\
'''Max Tatum:''' Who is she, supposed to scare me? Like your thuggyboyfriend?
-->'''Jessicaboyfriend?\\
'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[to Trish]'' Is he talking aboutMalcolm?
-->'''TrishMalcolm?\\
'''Trish Walker:''' Must've been.
-->'''Trish
'''Trish Walker:''' I gave you a deadline. You missed
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'''Max Tatum:''' So you got my star to walk off the
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'''Trish Walker:''' I just played her a little video,
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'''Max Tatum:''' You're gonna cost us thousands of
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'''Trish Walker:'''
-->'''Jessica
'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[steps over]'' Hey Max. I've heard a lot about you. All of it
-->'''Max
'''Max Tatum:''' Who's
-->'''Jessica
'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[motions to the bandage on Max's nose]'' Looks like your face got in the way of someone's fist. Want a
-->'''Max
'''Max Tatum:''' Who is she, supposed to scare me? Like your thuggy
-->'''Jessica
'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[to Trish]'' Is he talking about
-->'''Trish
'''Trish Walker:''' Must've been.
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* How does Jessica reveal Trish' newfound powers to Dorothy? By throwing Trish off her window to show that she can land on her feet.
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* How does Jessica reveal Trish' Trish's newfound powers to Dorothy? By throwing Trish off her window to show that she can land on her feet.
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* RealityEnsues big time during Trish's initial forays into becoming Hellcat:
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* RealityEnsues SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome big time during Trish's initial forays into becoming Hellcat:
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** When Jessica and Malcolm deduced that Trish tries to gain superpowers, Hallucination!Kilgrave notes that she'll be a better superhero than Jessica. One of the possible names Hallucination!Kilgrave suggests was "[[CaptainSuperhero Captain Patsy]]" (which is similar to "[[Film/{{Deadpool2016}} Captain Deadpool]]").
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* Malcolm rousts a very hungover Jessica for a morning of client appointments. Cue a TerribleIntervieweesMontage as Jessica chugs Red Bull after Red Bull and listens to clients, including a woman who firmly believes that [[TheReptilians lizards in skin suits are taking over the government]], a whistle blower, and [[ChekhovsGunman a fat guy in a yellow suit who claims to be a speedster]] and calls himself [[MythologyGag The Whizzer]].
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* Malcolm rousts a very hungover Jessica for a morning of client appointments. Cue a TerribleIntervieweesMontage as Jessica chugs Red Bull after Red Bull and listens to clients, including a woman who firmly believes that [[TheReptilians [[ReptilianConspiracy lizards in skin suits are taking over the government]], a whistle blower, and [[ChekhovsGunman a fat guy in a yellow suit who claims to be a speedster]] and calls himself [[MythologyGag The Whizzer]].
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* The introduction: Jessica is shown slamming a difficult client [[YourCheatingHeart who found out his wife is sleeping with his brother]] through her door.
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* The introduction: Jessica is shown slamming a difficult client [[YourCheatingHeart who found out his wife is sleeping with his brother]] brother through her door.
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* While Wendy is stitching up Kilgrave's stab wound, they vent about their [[YourCheatingHeart relationship]] [[VillainousCrush problems]].
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* While Wendy is stitching up Kilgrave's stab wound, they vent about their [[YourCheatingHeart relationship]] relationship [[VillainousCrush problems]].
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* Before that, Dorothy assumes she's finally going to hear Trish and Jessica are dating and groans "there are much better lesbians out there" while Jess gives a "seriously, dude?" shrug.
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* With Max Tatum having failed to make the 48 hour deadline, Jessica and Trish decide to make good on Trish's threats. They visit the star of the gangster movie he's working on, and show her Malcolm's blackmail footage, which is enough to get her to walk off the set. As Max returns to his car, he finds Jessica and Trish waiting for him.
-->'''Max Tatum:''' ''You!'' You did this!
-->'''Trish Walker:''' I gave you a deadline. You missed it.
-->'''Max Tatum:''' So you got my star to walk off the set?!
-->'''Trish Walker:''' I just played her a little video, Max!
-->'''Max Tatum:''' You're gonna cost us thousands of dollars!
-->'''Trish Walker:''' Good.
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[steps over]'' Hey Max. I've heard a lot about you. All of it nauseating.
-->'''Max Tatum:''' Who's this?
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[motions to the bandage on Max's nose]'' Looks like your face got in the way of someone's fist. Want a replay?
-->'''Max Tatum:''' Who is she, supposed to scare me? Like your thuggy boyfriend?
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[to Trish]'' Is he talking about Malcolm?
-->'''Trish Walker:''' Must've been.
-->'''Max Tatum:''' ''You!'' You did this!
-->'''Trish Walker:''' I gave you a deadline. You missed it.
-->'''Max Tatum:''' So you got my star to walk off the set?!
-->'''Trish Walker:''' I just played her a little video, Max!
-->'''Max Tatum:''' You're gonna cost us thousands of dollars!
-->'''Trish Walker:''' Good.
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[steps over]'' Hey Max. I've heard a lot about you. All of it nauseating.
-->'''Max Tatum:''' Who's this?
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[motions to the bandage on Max's nose]'' Looks like your face got in the way of someone's fist. Want a replay?
-->'''Max Tatum:''' Who is she, supposed to scare me? Like your thuggy boyfriend?
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[to Trish]'' Is he talking about Malcolm?
-->'''Trish Walker:''' Must've been.
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-->'''Kilgrave:''' Completely. I've had a real estate agreement drawn up. ''[Kilgrave hands the man the papers. He looks them over.
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-->'''Kilgrave:''' Completely. I've had a real estate agreement drawn up. ''[Kilgrave hands the man the papers. He looks them over.over]''
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'''Jessica Jones:''' It doesn't take a genius to know that you can't afford that suit on mid-management salary.\\
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'''Jessica Jones:''' It doesn't take a genius to know that [[SuspiciousSpending you can't afford that suit on mid-management salary.\\]]\\
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* A creepy fan tries hitting on Trish when he recognizes her. Jessica challenges him to the "Strength Tester" game with a deal that if she wins, he must apologize to Trish, and if he wins, she'll meet his bald-headed bishop. [[NoSell Jessica manages to score 999 points while the creepy fan only gets a score in the 500s range]]. After the man apologizes:
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* The whole exchange as Jessica shows up to talk to Trish about what she's learned on Malcolm's meetings with Kilgrave, only to discover that she interrupted Trish in the midst of a morning tryst with Simpson.
-->'''Trish Walker:''' ''[to Simpson]'' Hey last night was fun, but that doesn't mean I need your opinion.
* Jessica and Simpson discussing what to do if the other gets controlled by Kilgrave:
-->'''Jessica:''' If Kilgrave gets me--\\
'''Simpson:''' I'll take you out.\\
'''Jessica:''' I was gonna say, "Dart gun me." But sure, shoot me in the head.
* The plan almost is aborted because of a kid popping a balloon, causing Kilgrave to look in Simpson's direction. Jessica tries to get Simpson to abort because Kilgrave almost certainly is looking directly at him, but Simpson refuses to back off. So Jessica gets Kilgrave to turn his attention away from Simpson by shouting, "HEY SHITHEAD! OVER HERE!" And it works.
-->'''Trish Walker:''' ''[to Simpson]'' Hey last night was fun, but that doesn't mean I need your opinion.
* Jessica and Simpson discussing what to do if the other gets controlled by Kilgrave:
-->'''Jessica:''' If Kilgrave gets me--\\
'''Simpson:''' I'll take you out.\\
'''Jessica:''' I was gonna say, "Dart gun me." But sure, shoot me in the head.
* The plan almost is aborted because of a kid popping a balloon, causing Kilgrave to look in Simpson's direction. Jessica tries to get Simpson to abort because Kilgrave almost certainly is looking directly at him, but Simpson refuses to back off. So Jessica gets Kilgrave to turn his attention away from Simpson by shouting, "HEY SHITHEAD! OVER HERE!" And it works.
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* The whole exchange as Jessica shows up to talk to Trish about what she's learned on Malcolm's meetings with Kilgrave, only to discover that she interrupted Trish in the midst of a morning tryst with receiving oral sex from Simpson.
-->'''Trish Walker:'''''[to Simpson]'' Hey last night He's a war hero.
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' Who's also the guy who wasfun, but filled with remorse about attacking you, until he decided to turn it into a booty call.
-->'''Will Simpson:''' That is not what happened.
-->'''Trish Walker:''' And thatdoesn't mean I need is not your opinion.
business, Jess!
* As they prepare to black bag Kilgrave, Jessica and Simpsondiscussing discuss what to do if the other gets controlled by Kilgrave:
-->'''Jessica:''' -->'''Jessica Jones:''' If Kilgrave gets me--\\
'''Simpson:''' '''Will Simpson:''' I'll take you out.\\
'''Jessica:''' '''Jessica Jones:''' I was gonna say, "Dart gun me." But sure, shoot me in the head.
* The **The plan almost is aborted because of a kid popping a balloon, causing Kilgrave to look in Simpson's direction. Jessica tries to get Simpson to abort because Kilgrave almost certainly is looking directly at him, but Simpson refuses to back off. So Jessica gets Kilgrave to turn his attention away from Simpson by shouting, "HEY SHITHEAD! OVER HERE!" And it works.
-->'''Trish Walker:'''
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' Who's also the guy who was
-->'''Will Simpson:''' That is not what happened.
-->'''Trish Walker:''' And that
* As they prepare to black bag Kilgrave, Jessica and Simpson
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'''Harvey:''' You might want to work on that poker face.\\
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-->'''Man:''' May I help you?
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I like your home. Nicest on the block.
-->'''Man:''' Thanks.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' And the neighborhood, the big trees, grass, birds. Wish I'd grown up somewhere excessively normal like this.
-->'''Man:''' I'm sorry, what is it you want?
-->'''Kilgrave:''' Yes, I've always been bad at small talk. I'm used to just saying things and they happen. It spoils you.
-->'''Man:''' Well, what a burden.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' You have no idea.
-->'''Man:''' Well, I need to go. ''[The man begins to close the door. Kilgrave sticks his foot in it just before it closes]''
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I'd like to buy your house.
-->'''Man:''' It's not for sale.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I've done some research. I believe it's worth just over $600,000.
-->'''Man:''' Like I said, it's not for sale. Now, move your foot.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' ''[looks him in the eye]'' You are going...''[He takes a deep breath, catching himself before he can mind control the man]''...I wanna show you something. ''[Kilgrave walks over to where he left the bag of money and opens it]'' This is $1.26 million. I'd like to give this to you in exchange for your beautiful home.
-->'''Man:''' You can't be serious.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I am.
-->'''Man:''' But you could buy two houses with this much money.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I know. Exciting, isn't it?
-->'''Man:''' I mean, is this even legal?
-->'''Kilgrave:''' Completely. I've had a real estate agreement drawn up. ''[Kilgrave hands the man the papers. He looks them over.
-->'''Man:''' I'd have to show this to a lawyer.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' Mmm, feel free, I want everything above-board and binding. Avoid seller's remorse. There is one condition. You have to have moved out of here by the end of day tomorrow...[[BaitAndSwitch if you choose to sign]].
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I like your home. Nicest on the block.
-->'''Man:''' Thanks.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' And the neighborhood, the big trees, grass, birds. Wish I'd grown up somewhere excessively normal like this.
-->'''Man:''' I'm sorry, what is it you want?
-->'''Kilgrave:''' Yes, I've always been bad at small talk. I'm used to just saying things and they happen. It spoils you.
-->'''Man:''' Well, what a burden.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' You have no idea.
-->'''Man:''' Well, I need to go. ''[The man begins to close the door. Kilgrave sticks his foot in it just before it closes]''
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I'd like to buy your house.
-->'''Man:''' It's not for sale.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I've done some research. I believe it's worth just over $600,000.
-->'''Man:''' Like I said, it's not for sale. Now, move your foot.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' ''[looks him in the eye]'' You are going...''[He takes a deep breath, catching himself before he can mind control the man]''...I wanna show you something. ''[Kilgrave walks over to where he left the bag of money and opens it]'' This is $1.26 million. I'd like to give this to you in exchange for your beautiful home.
-->'''Man:''' You can't be serious.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I am.
-->'''Man:''' But you could buy two houses with this much money.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' I know. Exciting, isn't it?
-->'''Man:''' I mean, is this even legal?
-->'''Kilgrave:''' Completely. I've had a real estate agreement drawn up. ''[Kilgrave hands the man the papers. He looks them over.
-->'''Man:''' I'd have to show this to a lawyer.
-->'''Kilgrave:''' Mmm, feel free, I want everything above-board and binding. Avoid seller's remorse. There is one condition. You have to have moved out of here by the end of day tomorrow...[[BaitAndSwitch if you choose to sign]].
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* The job that Jeri hires Jessica for is to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvMOm7IKSd4 serve a summons]] for a club owner who is protected by bodyguards that make him difficult to serve. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere When he doesn't cooperate]], she lifts up the back of his car, then repeatedly slams his car door shut every time he opens it. Then she threatens to [[DeadpanSnarker melt him with her laser eyes.]]
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-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Well I'm sure she didn't mean that. 'Cause obviously, you're very nice...
-->'''Eugene:''' ''[laughs]'' Oh my...she sent you here, right? Aw, that's very clever. Y'know, she's completely devoid of charm while you--you are not.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' ''[stammering]'' Look I'm just here...to discuss the situation here.
-->'''Eugene:''' ''[laughs]'' Oh my...she sent you here, right? Aw, that's very clever. Y'know, she's completely devoid of charm while you--you are not.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' ''[stammering]'' Look I'm just here...to discuss the situation here.
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-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Well I'm sure she didn't mean that. 'Cause obviously, you're you're--you're very nice...
-->'''Eugene:''' ''[laughs]'' Oh my...she sent you here, right? Aw, that's very clever. Y'know, she's completely devoid ofcharm charm, while you--you are not.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' ''[stammering]''Look Look, I'm just here...to discuss the situation here.situation.
-->'''Eugene:''' ''[laughs]'' Oh my...she sent you here, right? Aw, that's very clever. Y'know, she's completely devoid of
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' ''[stammering]''
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'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[typing]'' "Dear TMZ, Patsy and Griffin are on the outs. [=#HotTip=]"\\
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'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[typing]'' "Dear TMZ, @TMZ, Patsy and Griffin are on the outs. [=#HotTip=]"\\
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'''Kilgrave:''' Oh! I guess that makes me the winner! ''[shows his cards: a seven of clubs and a red two of hearts]'' And me with a deuce and a seven! ''[waves over one of the attendants]'' Will you pack this money for me? You'll be dining out on this story for years: the night you lost a million dollars to the worst hand you had ever seen.[[note]]In Texas Hold 'Em, an off-suit two and seven is literally the worst hand possible.[[/note]] ''[laughs and gets up]''\\
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'''Kilgrave:''' Oh! I guess that makes me the winner! ''[shows his cards: a seven of clubs and a red two of hearts]'' And me with a deuce and a seven! ''[waves over one of the attendants]'' Will you pack this money for me? You'll be dining out on this story for years: [[NeverLiveItDown the night you lost a million dollars to the worst hand you had ever seen.seen]].[[note]]In Texas Hold 'Em, an off-suit two and seven is literally the worst hand possible.[[/note]] ''[laughs and gets up]''\\
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* Jessica sends Malcolm to their landlord's apartment to settle the dispute with Oscar. Unfortunately, Jessica never told Malcolm in advance that the landlord is gay, resulting in the landlord thinking Malcolm is trying to come onto him, much to Malcolm's confusion.
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* Jessica sends Malcolm to their landlord's apartment to settle the dispute with Oscar. Unfortunately, Jessica never told Malcolm in advance that the landlord is gay, resulting in:
-->'''Eugene:''' Can I help you?
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' I hope so, sir. I live in your building on West 46th.
-->'''Eugene:''' Oh, well if there's an issue, I prefer you settle it with thelandlord thinking Malcolm is super.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Unfortunately the super ''is'' the issue. I work at Alias Investigations.
-->'''Eugene:''' Wait, ''you'' work for ''her?''
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' For Jessica Jones, yes. And...Mr. Orocho, he's trying tocome onto him, much evict her. Now I've heard that you're a very reasonable man-
-->'''Eugene:''' ''[scoffs]'' Who said that I was reasonable?
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Well, you have a stellar reputation, sir, in the building.
-->'''Eugene:''' Miss Jones didn't say I was reasonable. She said I was "an entitled prick of a slumlord," that's a quote.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Well I'm sure she didn't mean that. 'Cause obviously, you're very nice...
-->'''Eugene:''' ''[laughs]'' Oh my...she sent you here, right? Aw, that's very clever. Y'know, she's completely devoid of charm while you--you are not.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' ''[stammering]'' Look I'm just here...toMalcolm's confusion. discuss the situation here.
-->'''Eugene:''' Well my discussing days are over, I'm off the market.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' No dude, you don't understand-
-->'''Eugene:''' No, ''you'' don't understand. ''[motions to the picture in his foyer]'' See that is my boyfriend Kio. He's finally moving here from Cambodia next week. I'm sorry she wasted your time...
-->'''Eugene:''' Can I help you?
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' I hope so, sir. I live in your building on West 46th.
-->'''Eugene:''' Oh, well if there's an issue, I prefer you settle it with the
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Unfortunately the super ''is'' the issue. I work at Alias Investigations.
-->'''Eugene:''' Wait, ''you'' work for ''her?''
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' For Jessica Jones, yes. And...Mr. Orocho, he's trying to
-->'''Eugene:''' ''[scoffs]'' Who said that I was reasonable?
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Well, you have a stellar reputation, sir, in the building.
-->'''Eugene:''' Miss Jones didn't say I was reasonable. She said I was "an entitled prick of a slumlord," that's a quote.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' Well I'm sure she didn't mean that. 'Cause obviously, you're very nice...
-->'''Eugene:''' ''[laughs]'' Oh my...she sent you here, right? Aw, that's very clever. Y'know, she's completely devoid of charm while you--you are not.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' ''[stammering]'' Look I'm just here...to
-->'''Eugene:''' Well my discussing days are over, I'm off the market.
-->'''Malcolm Ducasse:''' No dude, you don't understand-
-->'''Eugene:''' No, ''you'' don't understand. ''[motions to the picture in his foyer]'' See that is my boyfriend Kio. He's finally moving here from Cambodia next week. I'm sorry she wasted your time...
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* Jessica and Trish pay a visit to a wig shop that supplied Trish with wigs when she was a kid.
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* Jessica and Trish pay a visit to a wig shop that supplied Trish with wigs when she was a kid.child star.
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Your body has spleen better days!
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Your body has spleen better days!
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* Luke Cage explains to Jessica how he encountered Kilgrave. In flashback, he confronts Kilgrave just as Kilgrave is about to get into a car, having just left Jessica with Hope and the other hostages. Kilgrave immediately has this exasperated look of, "Great, ''another'' person has turned up who wants me dead."
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* Luke Cage explains to Jessica how he encountered Kilgrave. In flashback, he confronts Kilgrave just as Kilgrave is about to get into a car, having just left Jessica with Hope and the other hostages. Kilgrave immediately has this exasperated look of, "Great, ''another'' person has turned up who wants me dead."
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'''Luke Cage:''' To kill you.\\
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'''Luke Cage:''' No. I followed her here. I thought she might lead me to you.\\
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'''Luke Cage:''' No. There's... something between us.\\
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'''Luke Cage:''' Yes. Then she told me ''everything''.\\
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'''Luke Cage:''' [[SincerityMode No. You screwed that up yourself.]]\\
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-->'''Kilgrave:''' [[Film/StarWars We can go about our business. Move along.]]\\
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-->'''Kilgrave:''' [[Film/StarWars [[Film/ANewHope We can go about our business. Move along.]]\\
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-->'''Jessica Jones:''' You, GIJoe. You definitely have a screw loose. Guessing you left the military because you burned down a small village.\\
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-->'''Jessica Jones:''' You, GIJoe.Franchise/GIJoe. You definitely have a screw loose. Guessing you left the military because you burned down a small village.\\