History Funny / JessicaJones2015

* Luke refers to the Avengers as "[[Film/TheIncredibleHulk the big green guy]] and his crew." Just imagining how Tony Stark in particular would react to that is worth a few laughs.

* The family Kilgrave has been staying with come out to fight Jessica one at a time to cover his escape. Jessica eventually says "I really hope this is a family of three."

* Kilgrave in the final confrontation after Jessica removes her hood: [[spoiler:"Oh for god's sake, it's Patsy!"]]

* Almost everything out of [[spoiler:Claire's]] mouth once [[spoiler:she realizes she is dealing with another "gifted".]]

* "....shit. I didn't mean to do that."-Said after accidentally dropping a woman she was threatening onto train tracks. It's all in Ritter's deadpan delivery.

-->'''Jessica''': No, because he's an asshole.

* A woman hires Jessica to follow her cheating husband but Jessica finds they're working together as the woman wants to kill Jessica as blame for all super-beings for her mother dying in ''Film/TheAvengers.'' Jessica puts up with being shot, tearing the room apart and yelling how the woman and her hubby should vanish. The husband's reaction? "I want a divorce."

--> '''Send the picture, save the junkie... heh, [[Series/{{Heroes}} sounds like an ad campaign]].'''

* Kilgrave's slightly awkward reaction to actually having a normal conversation with someone, remembering that he's no good at small talk. He then catches himself from using his powers out of sheer frustration to hurry the purchase of a house along.

-->'''Jessica''': ...[[NighInvulnerable That was a stupid question.]]

-->'''Luke''': *Just gives her a blank stare*

* TheReveal of Luke Cage's powers - he's in the middle of a bar fight, and someone tries stabbing him. Cage simply has the reaction of "This shit ''again''?"

* Jessica's first act of heroics is to save a little girl from getting run over. [[AwesomeMoment Awesome, right?]] Well, it is, but Jessica happens to be wearing a sandwich costume at the time.

--> '''Panicked Neighbor''': Because nobody likes you?

--> '''Jessica''': Lady, you're a real... [[JerkassHasAPoint perceptive asshole.]]

* Jessica delivering summons to a guy for a court case by lifting up the back of his car, then repeating slamming his car door suit ever time he opens it. Ending with threatening to melt him with her laser eyes.

** Extra points for the HyporcriticalHumor of a FlyingBrick who's hunting a [[MindControl mind controller]] treating laser eyes [[ArbitrarySkepticism like the most ridiculous thing they've ever heard.]]

* Jessica's [[LameComeback]] to her upstairs neighbour's succinct ReasonYouSuckSpeech:

** “I could have said my hands were blenders.”

* [[NextThingTheyKnew After a quick cut, the following scene]] shows Luke and Jessica falling back onto the bed. Luke's line while panting; [[CatchPhrase "Sweet Christmas."]]

* After a quick DiscretionCut, the following scene shows Luke and Jessica falling back onto the bed. Luke's line while panting; [[CatchPhrase "Sweet Christmas."]]

* Kilgrave's... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5WuUrYkXNY original...]] methods of playing poker.

* In the full trailer, when she and Luke are discussing her powers he asks if she can stop a moving car. The trailer cuts to her lifting up a car by the trunk with a smile. Her response: "A slow moving car."

* The second teaser pans over a horrible mess in Jessica's bedroom, including an empty liquor bottle, before her alarm goes off at 3:00 PM. Her response is to [[RingRingCrunch crush the clock with one hand]].

* The second teaser pans over a horrible mess in Jessica's bedroom, including an empty liquor bottle, before her alarm goes off at 3:00 PM. Her response is to crush the clock with one hand.

* The second teaser pans over a horrible mess in Jessica's bedroom, including an empty liquor bottle, before her alarm goes off at 3:00. Her response is to crush the clock with one hand.